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coridallasmultipass · 9 months ago

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HAPPY 413! Here's more of the [non-Sburb AU] Filipino/multiracial Striders I write and draw. Bitter melon was on sale in the store, so I bought a ton, and I was like, 'How can I make this Homestuck content?' Lol. I like the taste, but I thought it would be funny to have Bro bully Dave into eating it as a punishment for being a sneaky vegetable-hating teen. (Good thing Lil Cal is always there to keep an eye on him when Bro is out.)

Idk, mostly wanted to draw the food, bc bitter melon looks so fun when it's sliced like that.

Bro and Dave are both trans men.

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[Dave walks in on Bro cooking. Lil Cal is seated at the table already.] Dave: the fuck- what are you cooking Bro: Ginisang ampalaya. Heard you're not eatin' your veggies. Dave: cal... fuckin snitch Bro: HEY. Dave: seriously what is that alien dick Dave: ugh its all bumpy too Bro: Bitter melon. It tastes like cucumber skin, but has a better texture. Dave: fuckin gross Bro: What, are you a fuckin' pussy? Too white to try pagkaing Pilipino? ["Filipino food"] Dave: damn right if it involves warty dick-cumbers Dave: aint filipino no more Dave: gonna have to hog the white genes on this Bro: Here. Prob want some cock sauce on that. [The food has crisp bitter melon, melted tomatoes, and scrambled eggs.] Dave: ugh do i have to eat it Bro: Yes. [Everyone is seated at the table. 'Cock sauce' is Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle.] Dave: oh its not bad Dave: ... [The bitterness sets in.] Lil Cal: HAA HAA Dave: is this even edible Bro: Sure is. [Bro eats it normally.] And if I hear you're not eating your vegetables... Well, I'll just have to cook more of the same thing dad used to make me. There's enough to last all week. Dave: ...fuck Bro: Eat up. It's healthy. Dave: please dont make me eat this Dave: ill eat any other vegetables ok? just not this Bro: That's what I wanna hear. But you're still finishing this one. For throwing out all that food. Dave: ugh END.

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bluenightfm · 3 months ago

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shang qinghua absolute fucking pothead. wake and bake with a monster energy drink strictly sativa from a shitty disposable pen that he feels was way too expensive for how shitty and overheated it is but that's all he got bc he needs to get up at 7:30 so he's not late to his first job. the start of an at least 14 hr workday and his eyes feel crusty. he takes public transport and the shitty penjamin wears off after 45 minutes, so no he isn't high at work at 9 he is high on the metro at 8:15. it wakes him up! sorta kinda. it gives his appetite a needed kick, so he snacks throughout the day, but he refuses on principle to be high at work.

no judgement to those who are tho, he's a pervert not a hypocrite! but he does enjoy those gummy bear edibles that cucumber-bro got him for fixing the terrible ch 293 wifeplot thread he forgot abt and created a massive plothole later on. much appreciate, no matter how passive aggressively backhanded it was. one time cucumber-bro got it in his head that he was high all day which he simply was not thank you very much and it just helps him sleep better than melatonin so he takes them! yes every night! yes the dose is very high shen yuan bc just bc u greened out doesn't mean i will !!! we have very different tolerances !!! anyways,

#ignore typos im spouting nonesense and i have rack city stuck in my head #always thinking sqh kinnie thoughts hes just like me fr fr fr #he has a medical card AND a plug u get the beeeeest of both worlds #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #cucumber-bro #just pure nonesense #weed #lol #sqq #cumplane #sqh #scum villian self saving system #mxtx #svsss #cw #drugs

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gracieblood · 3 months ago

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shout out to stan for being accidentally written as the only decent human being in the entire fic

#idk he seems to be better than butters atp #im actually deciding whether to give stan the shine a light reprise bad ending iykwim cause im stuck for characters to kill off #do you know what i am saying? (/ref lol)#but errr okay so if you’ll ignore the fact that this post turned into me just thinking aloud and go with me here #so i don’t wanna have characters that are like exactly kurt and ram so instead im just gonna have kurt/ram adjacent characters who kenny #kills for a *different* reason so just being an ass to butters in general i guess idk #idk i’ll think of something bad for them to do after i think of the characters #which leads me onto what i was gonna say in the sense that i really don’t know who those characters should be #i was thinking craig and maybe clyde cause like idk ive already written craig to be a dick and ooooooh hang on go with me here #so i’ve already thought maybe i won’t set it in 1989 so i’ll probably go with modern day make tweek and craig canon yay and then in the #suicide pact between him and clyde i’ll say kenny came up with the idea of making it look like craig cheated and because of the “ich lüge”#bullets when he “wakes up” it’ll cause drama between him and tweek or whatever #something like that obviously the idea isn’t fully fleshed out but yeah that could work #this is going to look so concerning if you follow me for south park but haven’t seen heathers rip bro

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valleyofheartz · 12 days ago

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js got borderline lead on Who is ready for me to focus on fanfic again💁‍♀️

#no but he’s so perfect (he’s not)#he’s just a lil messed up guy bro #i can be his therapist trust😍#no im lying lol like no #he’s js not ready but i can’t Wait for him like an idiot yk #he’s so nice tho and funny and sweet #i should’ve stuck to my hq and bllk and knb boys fawk😭#sol rambles

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lavellane · 1 year ago

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IVE NEVER GOT THIS HOWE DIALOGUE. THROWING UPPPPPPPPPPPP

#GOD. THIS GAME. RENDON HOWE DIE HORRIBLY CHALLENGE (EASY)#tay plays dao #A FOOL HUSK OF A DAUGHTER LIKELY TO END HER DAYS UNDER A ROCK IN THE DEEP ROADS????????#'bryce couslands little spitfire all dressed up and still playing the man' has always been one of my favorite lines Ever. AND NOW THIS ???#BRO.......................................................................................#oc: elspeth #for her this is taking place like. a bit less than 2 months after the deep roads supertrauma i was talking abt yesterday lol #her being at her weakest psychologically and. dsfkjhjfsdfd #hearing THAT?????????? and being like ok. some points have been made #but also after the deep roads shes simultaneously stuck in this ''nothing is real and nothing matters'' mindse so it doesnt hurt as much #since shes already been telling herself all that for months anyway.#like yeah ok and what of it. i might be nothing but im abt to cut YOU into nothing and that will make me feel better <3 #GJKGFJKFG #i also think its so funny going from the deep roads to howe's estate quest. like going frm the closest thing in lore to hell itself #to the mansion of some fucking scrawny prissy loser who hasnt picked up a sword in 20 years w guards who dont know shit abt shit #the whole party just. cutting thru them like a wave sjdksjk #ANYWAY NOT TO TIE EVERYTHING BACK TO THE DEEP ROADS BUT IT IS LITERALLY ALL ABT THE DEEP ROADS BTW <3 ALL OF IT <3

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mrmeepsmadmind · 15 days ago

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transformer fans be like i love my beautiful wife DEMOLISHER .

#& that i DO !!!!!!#when he got stuck in the sand AGAIN and started whining for megatron #i love a pathetic man what can i say #also im obsessed with his platypus tail like hes just so cute to me #i need to see demolisher get demolished #HUH #WHO SAID TH #there needs to be more armada fic HNGHH wake UPPP!!!#poking the 1 million yr old dead fandom with a stick #cmonnnn.. do something...#as i feed u food of a character only me gaf abt LOL #soon.. i will draw hot shot and his fat ass thighs as well #demo's voice made me fall in love with him like being so fr it's so cute and goofy #love the voices in armada theyre so good #excluding the humans but the key to watching armada is skipping the stupid kids bro idgaf #the bullies are funny bcs eddy or edd i cant rmembrr anyway an ed edd n eddy actor plays the smaller one so hes funny #but idc im here for ROBUTTS 🤖#even tho my bbgirl hides his with his weird tail armor plate thing #he looks like grasshopper #hot rod on the other hand uhm sweats #maccadam #tf armada #transformers #demolisher #in japan hes iron hide which honestly i think rlly matches idk theyre both milfs like why not ill tag him ig #ironhide #transformers armada

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pepprs · 1 year ago

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ok. giving myself 4 minutes to make this post and then i finish my homework. i just am so deeply miserable. i really think i made a mistake. i should not be in grad school. i only took a year between this and undergrad and i am still so burned out and mentally ill. im working full time. im only taking one class and this program is supposed to be so good and aligned with what i want and all of that. but i just cant stand having homework. i just cant stand it. i think i am not cut out for academia even though i work in academia. i think i will never get better as long as im still living at home but i have to get better before i can no longer be living at home but i cant get better until im not living at home and every day i still live at home saps away at my will to live quite literally. i should not have started doing grad school without regaining my will to live. without restoring my love for reading and writing that i used to have voraciously when i was younger and less deeply miserable. without recovering from the burnout. i think i made a mistake. i need a masters degree so bad so that i can be safe but i need to not have fucking homework when i already struggle to get through my days without school. i feel so stuck in my life and hopeless and helpless. i dont know what to do

#purrs #i cant drop out or anything because. lol and this class isnt even that big of a deal like i TRULY am freaking out over nothing. but my life #situation is so bad rn bro like i cant get my parents to take me out to drive and i cant get myself to get my parents to take me out to #drive and every day i am guilt tripped berated etc etc and i feel like i am never ever ever going to be able to have my own life where i a #stable and safe and happy. it can happen for other people except for me and my siblings. i dont know. im not explaining anything well.#i just cant do this. i need to not have this one more thing on my plate but i have to because if i dont have a masters degree in my field i #am nothing even though everyone is telling me that isnt true and all of them are credible but im just so mentally ill i cant believe anyone #and icant accept any advice or hope or whatever good about me i just. am stuck. this is as good as it gets and its not even good.#delete later #that was 7 minutes not 4 and i didnt even write anything substantial. nutshell. i just have been so fucking depressed lately oh my goddddd #this is maybe too strong of a thing to say but like. i know it isnt technically neglect if i am an adult but... i think i may kind of be #neglected by my family in some ways a little bit and always have been but like. emotionally. like in the ways in which im never a priority #and the things i need are seen as burdens etc etc. and theres nothing anyone can do about it even myself because im an adult but like lol.#24 year old dependent moment <3 #well there is one thing i can do about it as an adult actually. its called move out. but that requires strength i will #never possess unfortunately due to the inherent flaws in my character and constitution so. guess this is it lawl 🥰#side note (and i swear im done after this lol): i think i was doing a lot better mentally over the summer. funny how when the semester #starts i get depressed and the depression just gets worse and worse until the end of the semester 😻 funny how this is my seventh year like #this. willingly subjecting myself to this. that should be a clue no? but i love my job and if i could just have my job and be stable in it #would be happier but also im lying to mysaelf and i will always be unhappy but its because of my mental illness not my job being bad or #anything its like. i am just sick in the head with impostor syndrome and thats how i got myself into this whole mess. lol #well that and the not moving out thing which is partially my fault but also because i live in hell as described earlier! <3

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synthshenanigans · 1 year ago

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I am so normal about this upload yea I'm perfectly fine rn yep

#chonny jash #now i gotta stay up till 6am for uploads gah #anyway about the video:#1. songs like this always make me sad but i mean at least its upbeat?#2. WHA BROS DANCING AND ROCKIN THE FITS WHAT #this dude can pull off multiple outfits & hair styles and i cant even do ONE what tf #Discovering my Gender with Chonny Jash #i am so worried he was gonna fall off the chair tho #3. i thought it was just me or the last vid but his accent is more obvious in these which is cool #cos he's not playing a character he's himself #3. uhhhh suck my balls #4. these songs make me feel bad but also like CJ I've been here for about 9 months and love even the shit like the mario album #im stuck here for AWHILE and im gonna like the music no matter what not even I can make myself leave #im trapped hel p #i still feel bad tho #is that a parasocial thing? i hope not #im too much of a baby lol #okay moss is shutting up now #KJ don't know how to shut his damn mouth

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forcebookish · 9 months ago

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*reading a review for a beloved manga from my childhood* "the art is really good for shojo" well there u go i can't trust ur opinion lol

#maybe i'm just biased because i read this manga when i was the same age as the main character but i really don't think it's as bad as #this person is making it out to be #for one i don't think they gave enough credit to the twists #for two they focused a lot on the age difference which... i don't think is that bad?#when they meet and fall in love they're only 4 years apart #they're literally both teenagers?#like in this case his real age genuinely is just a number because he's been stuck in time emotionally/spiritually for years (idr how many)#and when they're reunited she's an adult and he's still in his twenties iirc #'oh wow so many coincidences lol' he was literally assigned to her because they have a connection and his being in a coma was foreshadowed #'oh she's magically cured wow' yes BY MAGIC... IN A SERIES....... WITH MAGIC....... HELLO??????#this is about full moon wo sagashite btw which i am planning on reading again after almost 20 years so we'll see if i eat my words lol #rum.txt #idk i maintain that ppl who don't like shoujo shouldn't review shoujo. just don't read it bro no one has a gun to your head #ALSO IM PRETTY SURE I REMEMBER HER AGE DIFFERENCE WITH EICHI BEING WAY WORSE? NO MAGIC INVOLVED I SWEAR SHE WAS UNDER 10 AND HE WAS LIKE 16 #i could be remembering it wrong #but i remember as a 12 or 13 year old i was way more skeeved out by that relationship than her and takuto

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years ago

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#thats me in the corner. thats me in thr spotlight. rocking from side to side and not contributing to the conversation #which is to say. i made it to thr lab get together with an old lab mate. i really truely did not think i would #i was like 20min late bc of the crying and hyperventilating over a 6min drive down the road #i sorta freaked out while driving too. and almost turned around. its just that i kno i havent been sleeping enough and got overwhelmed #but i made it there. and i dont think i looked like id been crying but i probably looked a bit blank faced and miserable #as i rocked from side to side for like 2hrs listening to ppl talk. i enjoyed it exactly as much as i expected. it was good to see the guy #again but i just dont connect in group gatherings idk. im glad its done. also fucking we were sitting there and a group comes in and whos #in that group?? someone i have avoided seeing for like a loooong time. the guy who tried to be in a relationship with me back when i 1st #started as a grad student. i say relationship. i was explaining to him why i couldnt do any sort of romantic e tanglement and he was very #firm abt not wanting a relationship. and im like bro im explaining u why no romanticly adjacent thing is gonna work. u literally asked me #to physically hold ur hand thru this. u r somehow more emotionally invested in this than me and also are telling me that u just wanna fuck #me. so like u r not slick. whatever. it was so fucking stressful at the time. which i feel bad abt bc it wasn't really his fault #i was just less self aware so i didnt kno i have bad awareness in the moment. like i dont kno a lines been crossed until a week later when #im laying on thr floor falling apart. so like i wish him the best. didnt kno he was still around. hopefully this doesnt trigger stress #dreams. all this to say i was very fucking tense. and when i got back in my car i was like shaky and panting lol #idk looking back its just such a weird situation with that dude. if i was anyone else it woudlnt have been a big deal but #my brain just doesn't process physical touch right. so now ive got these horrible touch memories that like on paper r literally nothing #but for me they were so unfathomablly awful when i 1st aquired them. i literally could not deal with any romantic stuff for like a month #bc it would like trigger me. now thst its been like 3 years its not bad tho. just like gives me thr ick but i dont get #stuck in the memories too much. its so dumb. whatever. point is im all sore now from sitting all tense haha #unrelated

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cathalbravecog · 1 year ago

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omg i think ive said this before but i have a specific song i listen to anytime i do CEO battles (golf round specifically) and like now i cursed myself that anytime i listen to it i go "omg i wanna ceo now"

#rambles #BRO THE US PPL R ASLEEP ITS TAKE HOURS FOR A CEO GROUP TO FILL UP AT THIS CURRENT TIME LOL. or ppl r at school or work and im here lIKE #IM SO MAD i havent been playing toontown like AT ALL #toontown is constantly on my brain but ive honestly burned myself out on the gameplay a bit - theres a lot of stuff that needs other ppl #and usually its my friend who not only motivate me to log on but also just #having to do stuff with others lool and finding groups when youre in a very different timezone than the most of the playerbase #shoutout to my fellow european ttcc-ers #i already have motivation issues thats why i feel cathal so badly so getting out of the gameplay specific brainrots SOMETHIN #could grind on my other toons too lol #winstoon is stuck at cfo moment rn gotta build that suit #unlike archie they havent done ANY mints early......... while archie is not as far as winstoon is and they can vp AND cfo DGRTBRHTH #im just rambling in my tags here i wanna talk about TOONTOWN a bit on my TOONTOWN BLOG #i promise my brain is all toontown im just not in the game as much but fr if anyone wants to do shit just lmk fjfjjf

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713-4th-ward-g · 26 days ago

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