#bro I love gems yellow skin so much

[captainlilithrouge]

I drew a Geminitay!! I have been loving her secret life episodes so much! (I’ve just been loving secret life in general lol.)

[juniaships]

Here's the official bio for Queen Genevieve!! I've been watching Quest for Camelot bc this year is the 25th anniversary and it's a guilty pleasure op mine even tho it has a lot of flaws So I had to make an OC XD

Quest for Camelot is owned by Warner Brothers. I only own Genevieve. Made in Doll Divine Princess Maker ver. 1.0. & Barbie movie dress maker

Name: Genevieve of Camelot

Age: 40s

Occupation: Queen

Ethnicity: African British(Celtic?)

Friends: Lady Juliana, Kayley, Garrett, Devon, Merlin

Spouse: King Arthur

Allies: Knights of the Round Table

Enemies: Ruber and his army, Lady Jezebel (OC)

Voice Claim: Angela Bassett

Goals: Retrieving Excalibur (succeeded), avoid a forced marriage to Ruber (succeeded), saving Camelot (succeeded)

Appearance: Genevieve is a beautiful woman with long, dark and curly and dark brown eyes. She also has brown skin. Her regal attire consists of a light yellow dress with red shoulder pads, outer skirt, and gold belt. She wears a simple silver and tiara with a blue gem in the center.

Personality: Genevieve is a wise and goodhearted woman who devotes her time to overseeing the welfare of her kingdom. Like Kayley, she also dreamed of becoming a knight but were forced to set those dreams aside. While she sometimes regrets missing that opportunity, she doesn't regret choosing to be Queen. Genevieve encorages Kayley to pursue her dreams but warns her that the journey towards knighthood is not an easy one. It's implied that she and Lady Juliana were childhood friends.

Abitlities: Genevieve is adaptable, as when she spends her time in the enchanted forest. She also demonstrates her political prowess as when she tries to diffuse Ruber's attempts at invading the sea village, and later convincing the dragon brothers to help her.

The only magical ability Genevieve possesses is a mirror given to her by Merlin. This mirror can reveal a person's "true self", teleportation and some defense against dark magic. While it can deflect physical spells too much force leads to cracks, reducing the effective power of the mirror.

Inspiration: Guinevere (Arthurian Legend), Elinor (Brave), Tzipporah (The Prince of Egypt), Mrs. Brisby (Secret of Nimh), Fiona (Shrek), Asami (Avatar LOK), Snow White (Disney/OUAT), Annika (Barbie Magic of Pegasus)

If Quest for Camelot was about King Arthur it makes sense for Guinevere to exist too! So here's my idea of what she could look like. I think Arthur would want a strong, caring person who is just as devoted to the light as he is. But also because I am sick of media that only depicts Guinevere to serve that stupid love triangle; there's so much more to Arthurian legend and Guinevere than the men she sleeps with. It wasn't even part of the original myths! -_-

Anyways I wanted a story where Guinevere gets to be the hero. As for her role in the movie she visits Juliana and Kayley but their party gets attacked by Ruber. The queen and Kayley escapes and together, along with Garrett, Merlin's falcon and the dragon bros, set off to save the kingdom. She also does battle with an old foe, the bitter Lady Lizabet, who wants to get rid of her and take Arthur as a trophy husband.

As far as design goes I gave her a warm color palette to contrast the blue tunic Arthur wears in the film. Plus the "Primary Color Protagonist" trope.

[beels-burger-babe]

All is Fair in Dice and War

***Soooo, @bagelsinatoaster I love this request. However, you didn't specify which board game and as I am a huge nerd I decided to take some creative liberties and combine this with another idea I've been meaning to write which is: MC introducing the demon bros to Dungeons and Dragons. I certainly had fun with this and I hope you like it!*** Summary: Leviathan's world is flipped upside down when MC tells him there is a game that basically allows him to be the Lord of Shadows in real life!! He demands that his brothers join him as MC introduces them all to the chaotic shit show that is Dungeons & Dragons. For once, it was a peaceful day in the House of Lamentation. Lucifer was lounging in the living room with a cursed record playing softly in the background. For once, Satan had willingly joined him and was sitting by the fireplace, thumbing through a book on the human world. Belphie had been passed out on the couch when he arrived and was still laying there with an impressive puddle of drool collecting near his mouth. Even Asmodeus and Beel had joined in, with Asmodeus gently humming to himself as he painted his nails and Beelzebub happily munching on a snack as he enjoyed the sight of his family getting along. Yes. It was perfectly quiet and peaceful, and Lucifer didn't even have any traces of his regular migraine. But of course, nothing good lasts forever. Everyone jumped as the door slammed open and a wide-eyed Leviathan dragged you into the room. The two you very closely followed by Mammon loudly complaining. "Oi! You're gonna hurt them! Cut it out, Levi!" Lucifer sighed and closed his eyes, momentarily mourning the peace that he had just barely begun to enjoy, and closed his book. "Leviathan, let MC go. What are you freaking out about this time?" Lucifer regretted asking the moment the words left his mouth. Levi looked at it with the expression he only ever got when his limited edition Ruri-Chan merch arrived; his eyes were wide and glittering with excitement while his face bore a grin so large that Lucifer was surprised it didn't rip his skin. The third-born was practically vibrating as he let go of your wrist and pushed you forward. "Tell them! Tell them about the game!"

You laughed at Levi's excitement and casually rubbed your wrist. "I was just telling Leviathan about a game that we play in the human world called Dungeons and Dragons-" "You get to make a fantasy world that everyone plays in, and everyone makes characters. You can be a wizard and cast spells against a huge monster! Or a war hero fighter that has been betrayed by his brother! Or a noble knight who is looking for his lost kingdom! And the best part is that it's real!" Levi interrupted, nearly jumping in place as stars danced in his eyes. You put your hands out towards him to try and calm him a bit. "Well, not entirely real. It is played in person, but it's a role play tabletop game, meaning it mostly relies on the players' imagination. That is unless you have thousands of dollars to spend on 3D maps and figurines of your characters." Levi's eyes grew even wider, if possible, as he started shaking his hands up and down. "I CAN HAVE A FIGURINE OF A CHARACTER THAT I MADE?! GAAAAAAAAAHH!" A pillow flew across the room and hit Levi square in the face as a now awake Belphegor glared at him. "Will. You. Shut. Up?" the Avatar of Sloth hissed as a dark dangerous aura grew around him. Beel gently patted his twin's head in hopes of calming him. Leviathan pouted as he noticed no one else seemed to be getting excited about it. "C-Come on guys! This isn't even a video game! It's a thing that we can all do together and personalize it to be something that everyone will like. It'll be fun! Right MC?" You nodded as you gently tossed Belphie's pillow back over to him. "Yeah. I love D&D. I played it all the time in the human world. There's action, suspense, and even romance if you really wanted it," a couple of the brothers perked up at that. "I could put together a one-shot for you guys to try it out if you'd like? I'll help you make your characters, and we can all get together for an evening and play it sometime in a couple weeks." The room went quiet as everyone thought it over. Most of them had no interest in the game itself, but if it was organized by you... "I'm in," Beel decided with a nod. "I think it will be fun. All of us trying something new; it could be neat." Satan casually flipped a page in his book, "The creative aspect of it is definitely appealing. We'd be the masters of our own fate, and that most certainly piques my interest." Asmodeus smirked as he put the cap on his nail polish. "And you said it could be whatever we want? My, one might say that this game could help our wildest fantasies come true~" he made sure to wink at you as he giggled. Belphie, who had only just got back his pillow, scrunched up his face in disgust and launched it at Asmo. "Don't make this weird Asmo," he looked over at you and shrugged, "So long as you do all the work in putting together the character thing, sure. Why not?" Mammon looked over at you from the corner of his eye. "Ya mean to tell me, that you can make it so I'm some awesome, rich, and powerful prince?" Asmo scoffed as he pushed the pillow off his lap. "Please Mammon, even the world of make-believe has its limitations." Mammon blushed as he growled at his brother. You just chuckled and teasingly elbowed his side. "Don't listen to him, Mammon. There is a set amount of how much money you start out with depending on your class and background, but I'm sure we can find something that will make you happy." The second-born blushed even more as he grumbled quietly under his breath. Lucifer tilted his head in thought. "I suppose that if everyone else is playing, naturally I must as well," he stood and began to make his way to his office. "I look forward to seeing what you come up with MC." The next two weeks were spent planning and carefully figuring out the details of the one-shot and the characters that everyone was going to play. Levi was, of course, the first one who came to you to build his character. The two of you spent hours going through the Player's Handbook and sourcebooks to find the perfect build to recreate the Lord of Shadows. In the end, you put

together a human fighter that you gave a couple magic items to make Levi's vision really come to life. It seemed basic, but for the Lord of Shadows, it was perfect. The moment the two of you finished, Levi dove to his computer and ordered a custom-made mini that looked exactly like his character. Satan was genuinely interested in the game, especially after he learned about all the lore and rules behind the different classes and races. You had just been chilling in your room one day when the door burst open. Satan stood there with wide eyes holding a copy of Volo's Guide to Monsters. "MC, why didn't you tell me there are cat people?!" You chuckled, knowing exactly where this was going. "They're called tabaxi, but yeah, they're basically cat people. Would you like to play as one?" He scoffed and snapped the book shut. "Is that even a question? Of course, I'm playing as one." After some discussion and bouncing back and forth between classes a couple of times, Satan settled on a tabaxi druid; that way he not only looked like a cat, but he could speak to them as well. After a few days of you spending time with his brothers focusing on getting their characters ready, Mammon came to you wanting the coolest, most epic character ever. At first, it was clear that he wasn't fully invested in the process, but as he saw the customizable options and all the cool stuff that his character could have, you got his attention. You ended up designing a golden teifling rogue (you tried to tell Mammon that teifling usually wasn't yellow, but he gave you such a sad look that you couldn't say no) that was decked out with piercings and gems all over its horns and tail. He tried to act like he wasn't that excited about it, but one day during class you caught him doodling what looked like a stick figure version of the character on his sheet with a big smile on his face. Asmodeus came in shortly after Mammon finished,

insisting on having the most charming and beautiful character there was. You tapped your chin at the request. "I mean, stereotypically bards are extremely charming and...well seductive...almost too seductive. But that's only thei-" Asmo had hearts in his eyes before you could even finish. "That's what I want to be!" You sighed and made a mental note not to include any dragons in the session as you marked Asmo down to be an elven bard and helped him create his character sheet. You hadn't heard anything from Lucifer for nearly that entire first week, until one day as you were lounging in the living room, he walked in holding a stack of resource books. "Ah, MC. I've been looking for you. I wanted to inform you that I will be playing a half-elf multiclassing as a paladin and hex-blade warlock." You blinked at him as he put all the books down in front of you. "O-Oh. Would you like help putting together your character sheet?" He just grinned and began to make his way out of the room once more. "I've already done it. I must admit that this was quite a bit more interesting than I thought it would be," and with that he was gone, leaving you to try and figure out what had just happened. With only a few days left until the one-shot, you had to go find the twins and get them to make their characters. Beel apologized like crazy for you having to track him in down in order to get his character made. The poor guy was in the middle of peak Fangol season and had completely forgotten. Once the two of you sat down in the kitchen with an empty character sheet in one hand and snacks in the other, Beel gave you his full attention. He put a lot of thought in his character and wanted to make it really good since he appreciated that you were doing something that they could all do as a family. He bashfully decided to play a halfling. Not only did the little creatures share his love for food, but he thought it would be neat to try being small for once. His class was also a surprise. After carefully flipping through all of the class options, he had eventually settled on a cleric. "They're the healers, right? This way I can help the others if someone gets hurt." You gave him a huge hug then and there. Belphegore, on the other hand, was not so easy to work with. "Belphie, come on. Just flip through the book and choose something!" He groaned into his pillow and rolled onto his side to glare at you. "I told you I would play if you did all the work for me. Me flipping through a book is work. It's not happening." After an entire hour of trying to get him to cooperate, you gave up. In retaliation you made his character a goblin barbarian, just to drive in the fact of how much of a brat he was acting like.

Finally, the day came for you all to play the one-shot, and much like you expected, it was complete and utter chaos. You had tried to maintain some structure and keep everyone on track, but it was hopeless. Levi and Satan were taking the game seriously and, Diavolo bless them, were the only reason their party was making any progress. Mammon was trying to pick-pocket every non-player character that they met while Asmo distracted them by flirting. This worked great for them until Mammon got caught and would've died from the resulting injuries if it wasn't for Beel. Speaking of Beel, the poor fella was trying his best to do well in the game but kept getting confused by all the rules and different stats and modifiers. Belphegor spent most of his time, trying to explain it to his twin, but in the end, Beel accidentally ate his dice and Belphie passed out on his shoulder. And then there was Lucifer. He had been mostly quiet the entire game. Surprisingly, he let Levi and Satan take the charge in any investigations and puzzle-based interactions, but he did so with a smirk. You had a funny feeling in your stomach that he was up to something, and you were right. It was the final boss. Satan and Levi were on the edge of their seats, having worked so hard to get the party to this point. You smiled, knowing that one of the best parts of D&D was finally taking down the big bad. In this case, you had prepared a beholder for them to fight. It would be no easy task. The fight should have required them to work together in an epic battle of wits, magic and melee attacks. Only, when everyone rolled initiative, Lucifer went first. The eldest smiled as his eyes sparked menacingly. "For my bonus action, I'd like to use my hex blade's curse on it, which allows me to add my plus four proficiency bonus to all damage, and makes any rolls of nineteen or twenty critical hits. I will then use my long sword with divine smite at third level to attack him and attack him again using my extra attack," barely giving you time to process what he said, Lucifer rolled his dice twice. "And that would be a nineteen and a natural twenty, meaning they're both criticals due to the curse. That should hit, yes?" "Wha-" You could only watch as Lucifer, now with twice the amount of damage due to his critical rolls pulled out a disgusting number of dice and rolled them all. And of course, with his luck, they all rolled high. "So that's 90 points of damage plus the extra damage from the curse and the bonus from my duelist ability per attack, brings this 102 points," he smugly perched his chin on top of his hands as the table gaped at him. You gulped and looked down at the beholder's character sheet, "Y-You just took o-over half of his hit points in one round..." His grin widened at the information, "What, like it's hard?" You never got the chance to finish the game, as Satan burst into his demon form and pounced on Lucifer, the eldest laughing like a mad man, while Levi tore up his character sheet in a fit of jealous rage. Levi never asked to play with everyone again after that. ***This was just so self-indulgent and I just- I loved it. It combined two of my favourite things and I have never been happier. This was more crack than fluff, but either way, it was fun and I hope you nerds out there enjoyed it 🥰 Thanks again for the request @bagelsinatoaster!*** Taglist: @mimik248 @roseytoesy @ester-is-here

[give-grian-rights]

HERMITCRAFT 8 LIVEBLOGGING

fifteen hermits worth of liveblogging. i am losing my mind. LONG POST AHEAD.

JOE HILLS (First HC8 Video)

Mumbo did the speech. he forgot everything he was supposed to say <3

Pearl and Gemini were just .in a pit . having stuff thrown onto them

Every Hermit is staying on the same continent !!

FIRST DEATHS VERY QUICKLY, Iron Golems took out Tango and Etho (maybe more?)

Joe seems to be the only one looting the chests

Evil Jevin !!

Evil Xisuma appearance on Jevin’s 60 second video!

Pearl has something planned for an “archeticual wonder” for a resupply area upon death?

Stress, Xisuma and Joe are capturing villagers and starting up a resupply debut.

Bdubs is killed by Cleo and is now OUT FOR BLOOD

First death counts- Etho, Tango, Bdubs, Cleo?

Cleo was killed by Keralis

Joe has now supplied Cleo with weapons and food . She left but not before saying “Time to kill BDubs again!”

Gemini was killed by Bdubs! They both died and are now at spawn.

Pearl was killed by Cleo

Pearl is planning a respawn inn !!

Cleo was killed by Iskall

Cleo was killed by Pearl

False, Stress, and Gemini team up??? AA!!! they brought a delivery of supplies to Joe <3

i wish i knew what was happening on that end .

APPARENTLY XISUMA IS ONTO MAKING THE SECOND VILLAGER BREEDER ALREADY ??

Iskall is the first with Diamonds??

Breathe in that ash !

WAIT IS TANGOS EYES LIKE THAT RN BECAUSE HES TEAMED WITH KERALIS AND BDUBS ???

KERALIS, BDUBS, AND TANGO TRIED TO DO A SHAKEDOWN ON JOE. HE TRIED TO DROP LAVA, GOT HIMSELF ONTO TWO HEARTS BECAUSE HE PLACED IT ON HIMSELF, AND IS NOW SWIMMING OUT INTO THE SWAMP

the big eyed trio are now off to shake down Gemini

Joe fell in Lava in the Nether

Joe Death To Lava Two: Electric Boogaloo

Joe drowned trying to kill a glowsquid

WATCH JOE’S VIDEO OH MY GOD SEAN HILLS RECAP RAP??? MY BELOVED????? i am gonna be streaming this unironically later LIKE OH MY GOD THIS SLAPS. ALSO THE CREDITS AT TEH END IS HILARIOUS

Zedaph Episode Recap

Zed gave us a recap of the continent every Hermit will be living on !!

Wouldn’t recommend Zedaph as the first video for the season, he skips the intro/speech but it’s Zedaph and hes making it fun!! Lots of nice editing :)

~SCIENCE TIME !~

Zedaph.. why is your starter base made out of concrete ?

There are no sheeps whatsoever on his mountain

Hes calling his lab an icecream sandwich..yeah i see it

Zed tried to make a portal underater...f

Scar died to a creeper </3

Zedaphs base is gonna be tracking how long hes there/someones loading the chunk!

XISUMA LIVE BLOGGING

A cool cinema scene of him becoming an axolotl!! <3

NOW I CAN SEE IT, GRIAN WAS THE FIRST DEATH!! Death by Iron Golem!!

XIsuma’s baseplans need over 45 THOUSAND BLOCKS TO BE PLACED

He’s also planning on making a shulkershell farm!!

i’m not gonna lie ! talking axolotl X is horrifying ! thanks !

Day one Villager Breeder... chaos.

Xisuma Derp! looked straight at a buncha wool and said how badly he needed beds and then walked away

THE GIRLS CAME OVER AND CONVINCED HIM HE NEEDS TO MOVE THE DESIGN OVER MY FIVE BLOCKS FOR SWAMP VILLAGERS..

THE GIRLS ARE JUST LAUGHING AT HIM AND HIS VILLAGER TROUBLES

day one and Xisuma has got his axolotl!!

Very pretty starterbase!!

XB’s

..I’m not gonna lie theres not much to say!! He’s very calm :) he says hes going into it without a plan, and htat last season was the only time he had any thought of what he was gonna do.

He made a real nice starter house and thats about it!

Cleo’s

Bdubs: “She ain’t gonna hurt me!! i’m invincible, babey!”

Cleo learnt that BDubs will never hurt her even if she deserves it . I am starting to realize why she kills him

SHE DECIDED SHES GONNA BE A PROPER CHAOS GREMLIN THIS SEASON...

AISDJASID CLEO GOT PAID TO KILL BDUBS?? HDUIAIHSI SCAR WHY

“Alright I found my mission for the season! Murder.”

Cleo, Mumbo, Grian, and Scar are all holed up in a cave together!

..Scar died from a skeleton !

Cleo has now split from Grian and Mumbo! Scar is missing in action

CLEO FOUND A GOAT

SHES KILLING THE GOAT???

she got a HORSE <3 and Joe gave her a saddle! I think her name is..Widget?

She LOVES the candles for shamboo n waterbottles and bits n bobs for her armorstands!!

Got her Armorstand stickgod book <3

Geminitay POV

NEW HERMIT NEW HERMIT NEW HERMIT!!

She has a LOVELY voice!!

The pov of her in a hole . being surrrounded . is kinda hilarious

It might’ve been Etho who was first death?? I GENUIENLY CANNOT TELL BECAUSE OF EDITING

All the murder was just for heads!

Seriously her voice is. wow

WE LOVE A QUEEN WHO KNOWS HOW TO CRAFT A SHIELD WITHOUT USING THE GUIDE <3

False, Gemini, and Stress are on the great journey for MOSS !

Gem just blew their minds with the moss.

TANGO KERALIS AND BDUBS ARE BACK Keralis: “Show the diamonds show the diamonds show the diamonds!” Gem: “Keralis. This is not how you make friends.”

The boys suecessfully recieved a diamond each

Etho n Iskall are travelling together!! You dont see those two together often

Etho got a glowsquid head!!

Gem: “Etho doesn’t share, is what i’m learning..?”

Etho hooked her with a fishing rod and said she has to do what he said .

In order to get the diamonds, Tango, Keralis, and BDubs placed down a sign saying “Gem is Great!” and Gem used a glow inksack on it.

Etho: “So..What is this? Do you have an ego, or this a motivational thing, or..?” He said, while laughing

Iskall: “I think its really funny that you have set your base up in the middle of a birch forest.” Gem: “I love birch forests! Do you not like my birch forest? Iskall: “I love it, yeah.” Gem: “This is the best biome in the game, Iskall.” Iskall: “Mmmm..” Etho: “I’m pretty sure I heard Iskall talking earlier that like, of all the biomes in the game, there was one he hated more than anything. Gem: “Oh really? And what was that one?” Iskall: “..Taiga.” Gem: “Taiga.. That’s true, thats a good one, thats a good one.” Iskall: “Don’t like Taiga.” Gem: “Mhm.” Etho: “Which one do you hate more than anyone?” Iskall: “..Diorite fields. Thats a bad one.” Etho: “Yeah thats a bad one.” Gem: “Didn’t know about that one. Well make sure to avoid’em. Birch forests are really good.” Iskall: “I’m a big fan of birch forests.” Gem: “Yeah, me too, me too. I’m glad we’re on the same page :) This is so beautiful! All the white and- and the like zebra stripes! is fantastic.” Iskall: “I..Um.. Yes.”

OH SHE’S CANADIAN,, ETHO HAS A FRIEND /j

She’s still in college :O SHE’S A SCIENTIST?? SHES WORKING AT A HOSPITAL?? POG!!

She accidentally found an enchanted golden apple in a mineshaft!! she thinks its the first she ever found in survival!!

She has a cow, sheep, and a few crop farms set up!! Her starter house has INTERRIOR!

SHE CHANGED HER SKIN AND ITS SO PRETTY AND HAS OVERALL AND I LOVE IT!!

shes doing a cottage core inspired base!

WOAHH!!! SHE MADE HTE MOST GOREGOUS CUSTOM TREE I’VE EVER SEEN ??

BDUBS IS HERE and he is so so so impressed by the tree ?!

also hes carrying a clock.. :(

He’s here with a present!

HE BROUGHT BAMBOO!

she thinks its so funny that he stops conversations to sleep AOIDHFEAUI\

SCARS

WE GOT A TRANSITION SCENE!! the canonical reason for the bed in his old village always being occupied is because underneath it, was his wizard portal!

Bdubs: “It’s a new season! You’re the little guy now!”

They are all very amused by that ^

they’re rubbing the fleece of bdubs jacket .

Bdubs: “Have a nice rub :)” PLEASEAHSIOJDIUASLDHIASDA

His starter base is gonna be a wagon and he wants the end game to be a bioshock esque skyscraper!

he confused a horse for a player . flashback to iskall thinking mumbo was a mob

PEOPLE THINK MUMBO DOESNT HAVE PANTS ON.... </3

Scar, Mumbo, and Grian.. have NO braincells. at all. THey just placed a crafting table with a boat on top with a bed on top with a boat on top .

this is what BROS FOR LIFE looks like.

BOATEM POLE !

SCAR IS STUCK UNDERGROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IRL AND HAS NO PICKAXE..

AND HE DIED TO A CREEPER .

it seems like Grian, Mumbo, and Scar are working together !!!! HOLY SHIT !!

THERES SO SO SO MANY FARMS???????

he died several times trying to catch a skeleton with a sword

FIRST CHEST MONSTER OF THE SEASON <3

SCAR JSUT TOLD BDUBS HE LOOKS LIKE OSCAR THE CROUCH... BDUBS CANNOT EVEN ARGUE

OH NO.... GRIAN WENT AFK IN A HOLE . WITHOUT A HELMET .

THEY PUT A  GLOWSQUID HEAD ON HIM

OH MY GOD MUMBO MADE A NOTEBLOCK SONG?? AJUDA

SCARS BUILTING IS SO SO SOOS GOREGOUS SERIOUSLY GO WATCH THE VIDEO OH MY GOD ITS HUGE

its a giant ass house boat wagon . its pulled by a llama . that killed him . so now its trapped, pulling hte agon, forever

Grian: “..Thats a very big house, for a very little hat.”

GRIANS SUPER SPECIAL EGG??

SCAR PUNCHED IT..

they really came out here . and killed the egg already.

Scar: “..I touched the thing”

TANGO POV

We see the three big eyed boys forming <3 they interrupted Tangos intro

THEY’RE BULLYING HIM ABOUT HAVING SMALL EYES AHIDUIASUHDWIS

HE TRIED TO CALL THE TRIO TEAM BUG EYE... THE OTHERS ARE VERY OFFENDED

they found an axolotl and Bdubs was TERRIFIED just screaming “WHAT IS THAT YELLOW THING?!”

BDUBS IS ATTACKING IT ???

okay nope Bdubs caught one and Tango lost it

Bdubs is naming his axolotl Idiot

AMAZING HOUSE. WHY IS TANGO SO GOOD AT BUILDING AND REDSTONE??

Impulse POV

MUMBO TRIED TO PLACE DOWN A BERRY BUSH TO HURT IMPULSE . HE FORGOT HOW BUSHES WORK..

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT IMPULSE WAS IN THE BOATEM POLE

so it looks like those four are hteo nes who grouped up together

PEARL BROKE THE CONSTITUION SHE GOT IN THE WRONG BOAT SMH

THIS IS SEASON EIGHT! FIVE BROS !

So its gonna be about five people in the same area!!

YOO!! Fantasy build for Impulse!!

G gave Impulse a spyglass, they had a fun moment of zooming in on eachothers face and complimenting eachother IHAUDIHAW

Grian and Impulse worked on an xp farm!

ASHDUIWAHISD GRIAN JUST LOGGED ON INFRONT OF HIM

a pillager stole his boat . not just any pillager . the one with a banner. </3

he has to live with Mumbo tuning a song .. </3 haha

Mumbo POV

it took fifteen seconds until Grian ran in during Mumbos intro

CONFIRMED? GRIAN WAS FIRST DEATH?

SECOND PERSON TO THINK MUMBOS PANTS ARE SKIN COLOR. GRIAN..

Grian: “Can you..Briefly explain why you’re just wearing a hawaiian shirt?” Mumbo: “Uh- what do you mean ‘just wearing a hawaiin shirt? I have shorts on as-well, dude”

FOLLOWED BY

Mumbo: “Can you explain why you’re wearing a red jumper?” Grian: “You know- you know i was born with this!”

MUMBO AND GRIAN STOLE THE BOAT LOOT FROM RENDOC

I THINK RENDOC JUST STOLE THE DIAMOND MUMBO THREW??

Grian: “Is that Scar?” Mumbo: “I can’t see past your giant waffle!”

DSFSDFJIOA they did an edit where they placed down a boat, both Mumbo and Grian got in, they made noises and then bopped up on top of the ravine they were in <3

THEY HAVE NO BRAINCELL THEY JUST PLACED DOWN A BENCH AND SAID “THIS IS THE MARK OF OUR VILLAGE!” and then placed a torch and a boat and a bed and aANOTHER BED..

..Mumbo is trying to be a pacifist this season!

Grian’s taunting him with beheaded things

And obviously part of being pacifist means he’s gonna be vegetarian in minecraft!

..he cannot use monster farms because pacifisim..

Mumbo was in the middle of reading the magical Timmy shack that Tango made (did i remember to mention that? who knows) and IN THE MIDDLE OF GETTING TO THE PART ABOUT IF YOU REMOVE STUFF FROM THE CHEST, NOTHING WILL BE ADDED IN IT AGAIN. Grian opened the chest . Mumbo SHOUTED HIAUDHUW Grian jumped man

They renamed it “Cave of Do Not Enter” HIAUEDUH

Mumbo and Scar BOTH did not know- at least Mumbo didn’t, Scar forgot,  that podzol spawns from two-by-two spruce..

him and his guitar song to be played underneath his house.. it goes with the aesthetic i suppose

MAN HE NEEDS SO MUCH HAYBALES I FORGOT THATS NEEDED FOR THE TUNE HE WANTS

Mumbo: “What.. On Earth.. Scar, it’s meant to be a starterbase, buddy! What is this? This is many things, many many things, a starterbase is NOT one of them!”

HE LITERALLY DIDNT KNOW THAT THE DRAGON EGG TELEPORTS... WHEN YOU TOUCH IT...

BDUBS

nothing special we havent seen yet!! just him screaming about axolotls.

He was working in the Mesa in his intro, skipping the “speech” from Mumbo

He released Idiot the Axolotl and lost it .

Him SCREAMING “Gemini” is HILARIOUS

While Gemini gave away those three diamonds, Keralis got so excited he won a bet with Tango and Bdubs, that he gave back . two of the diamonds . and none of htem released until well after they left

Bdubs: “That’s why i have my mwoss skin!” PLEASE I LOVE THE WAY HE SAYS IT.. make the moss hood.. REAL..

it took me a while to figure out what his base is but i LOVE IT so so much!!!

Nothing much new to add !!

Stress pov

please i love her . very good !! False seems to have joined her sheerly because Stress sounded like she knew what she was doing. she does not.

False felt peerpressured and asked Stress for permission to fight her because everyone was killing eachother .

It ended up with Stress following False. they found a village!

ISKALL only saw him one other time today!!

JEVIN APPEARS AGAIN !

XISUMA FELL INTO HTE BREEDER AND IT WAS SO FUNN IUAHHYIAUSD

Ren: “Ya look goregous, Stress!” Stress: “Thanks! Don’t murder my dog!”

She’s so proud of herself for caving!! (with False n Gem

Iskall blew up!

..Iskall fell from a high place

Stress has a LOVELY ravine base!!

False

False wants to become pirates with Stress <3

gatekeep gaslight girlboss

BIG OL MUSHROOM HOUSE !!

it looks like a mushroom church and i LOVE IT.

Nothing new we didn’t see from Gem. She does want to come up with a banner design for her base, though!

Grian

..Mumbo just thought Grian had a purpose so decided to follow him <3

ALSO HIS INTRO, AS HE JOKED ABOUT IN THE OTHERS VIDEO, WAS, IN FACT, THE BOATEM POLE

Grian is SO PROUD of the fact taht they got good loot from a treasure map. Ren and Doc are NOT IMPRESSED

Grian: “Lets go, potato boy!”

Mumbo: “I don’t have to replace everything I break! Peace Love and Plants- are these plants..?” He says, mining amethyst

pants

he who controls the egg, controls the server... Grian.. you’re doing great sir

...He decided.. his goal.. is to make his OWN..caves and cliffs update... HELLO..?

Grian was the first one to kill the enderdragon, MAN. Speedrunning career WHEN? /j

Grian: “And now [Mumbo] is flexing on my bed!”

he might not have a base. but he has an egg.

It is now 2am. i cannot do this anymore. This will be continued.. tomorrow!

[morifinwes]

Lauraa I finished all the fics, apart from decay (currently reading that now) and I love it sm! Especially the lip gloss one lmao the whole thing was so hilarious to me XD but also like the concept of lwj wearing lipgloss is >>> -yibobibo

@yibobibo then i'm going to rec you some more!! the lip gloss one was !!!!! ajsksks yes!! lwj wearing lipgloss is just so!! good!!

modern

this one is the painful one i talked about:

visitations by var_abelasan (12K, wip, divorced wangxian, post divorce, most of this is angst, uhm lowkey don't but also do want wangxian to end up together, it's messy, the jiangs & lans are shitty, wwx was in prison (brief mentions of that but it's kind of a major plot point), mxy & xy are the little brothers he never wanted but wwx picked them up anyways)

"Wei Ying-" Lan Zhan says, stutters, "I'm sorry." 

And now Wei Wuxian sees it, the red rimming Lan Zhan's eyes, the rumpled edges of his blazer. There is an old, familiar urge for him to reach over, to hold Lan Zhan's hand and smooth his hair, to tell him that everything will be fine. 

"We're all a bit sorry about this, I think," he says instead, and finds that he means it. For Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji and everyone else in that Guanyin temple, the pain must be unbearably fresh, like skin just flayed open. But Wei Wuxian's chest had been cracked open a long time ago, his wounds licked and cauterized and sewn shut over five long years - Ever hurting, but a dull, constant ache, "It's really alright, Lan Zhan."

 

Five years after being accused of corporate espionage and losing everything, the Guanyin Scandal breaks open and Wei Wuxian finds a familiar face at his door.

please don't let me be misunderstood by sysrae (3K, partly deaf!wwx, lwj notices, nobody else does though, idk wwx is like made out of fucking steel or some shit)

Lan Wangji has known Wei Ying for a fortnight, the first time he sees him get hit by a car.

light by redkosmos (10K, blind!lwj, which causes angst, but they manage it, best friends to lovers, fluff, lwj being insecure and feeling like a burden, college au kind of? but it doesn't matter too much)

The realization slowly dawns on him.

He can never again see the brightness of Wei Ying's eyes, the way they crescent when he smiles, never again see the rich black of his hair, the mess of it in the early mornings, never again see the beautiful tan of his skin, the beauty of the scars and marks adorned on it, how he wears his clothes, how it hugs his frame beautifully, how he looks like he's adorably swimming in cloth when he wears Lan Zhan's, and-

(Lan Zhan loses his vision in a car accident and learns to cope with it.)

don't leave me by trippinonskies (19K, brief very brief mention of lwj cheating, he doesn't but wwx is afraid lwj is cheating on him or just wants to break up with him, (he doesn't), marriage proposal, lwj acting distant = wwx's insecurities show up, fluff, angst and comfort)

Lan Zhan! Where are you lost today?” Wei Wuxian finally asks, at the end of his patience.

Lan Zhan looks a little guilty as he looks at Wei Wuxian, “Sorry, just a lot of work to deal with.”

Lie.

If there is one thing Lan Zhan can’t do, it’s lying. Especially to Wei Wuxian. But he doesn’t question Lan Zhan. He just accepts the reply, too scared to know that he is right. Too scared to know the truth.

// or where Lan Zhan is too hung up in planning the perfect proposal and ends up accidently ignoring Wei Wuxian making the other think that he wants to break up //

want you closer by xiaobucephalus ((3K, HORSES, only in the background tho, but wwx is an equestrian vet, which is so fucking valid bro, the lans own horses, a sick bunny, lwj the bunny parent!, super cute, dark bay throughoutbred chenqing is honestly so valid)

“Thank you,” Lan Zhan said, breathing a sigh of relief.

“Don’t thank me, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying laughed again, his voice warming the chill of fear that had settled in his chest. “I’ve been looking for an excuse to get into your hutch for a while anyway.”

safe in your thoughts by anonymous (20K, it's a cherry magic au???? (i haven't watched it, but you have i think?), horny lwj but only for wwx (always for wwx))

Wei Wuxian learns three very important things on the night of his twenty-seventh birthday.

One, that Lan Wangji is ridiculously funny, which Wei Wuxian had known before but what Wei Wuxain hadn’t expected was Lan Wangji to be funny at his brother’s expense.

Two, that Wei Wuxian had finally gone mad, absolutely mental at the ripe age of twenty seven because nothing else would explain the third thing he had learnt.

Third, and the most unbelievable of the lot, that Lan Wangji wants to fuck him.

iura by yoo_im_finally_writing (1K, only added bcs op is right and wwx would've the cutest german accent, it's more fun if you understand german so hit me up if you want translations for the german sentences)

Wei Ying calls in the middle of the night to talk about German law, and Lan Zhan tries very hard not to fall asleep. Or at least, not to let Wei Ying notice he's falling asleep. (As best friends do.)

breathe in the air, the last of its kind by wereworm / @neverdoingmuch (27K, getting together, jealous!lwj, but also kind of supportive, brief mention of cheating bcs of miscommunication, no actual cheating tho, college au, lwj pov)

Following Wei Ying’s line of sight, Lan Wangji can barely prevent a smile from crossing his lips when he sees the short row of rabbit statuettes placed at the front of the display. Silver, with bright gems for eyes, they look elegant yet lively and animated.

“A-Yuan would love one of those,” Wei Ying murmurs, almost as if to himself.

Lan Wangji frowns; the rabbits, while cute, don’t seem like a suitable gift for Wei Ying’s A-Yuan.

...

It’s only when he glances back at the rabbits and notices what has been placed on display behind them, that the pieces fall into place. They’re engagement rings, there’s no doubt about it. Lan Wangji feels his heart sink – Wei Ying isn’t just dating A-Yuan, he wants to propose to him.

Or: the five times Lan Wangji thinks that A-Yuan is Wei Ying’s boyfriend and the one time he learns the truth.

paint smears on sunny days by snowshadowao3 / @angstsexual (53K, getting together, art teacher!wwx, single parent!lwj, they're rich if i remember right, wwx & lwj are both good with kids!!!, this is so good actually, fluff)

To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

He comes close, though.

By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.

(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

no bunny compares by gusucloudbunny (4K, god this is cute, fluff)

“Lan Zhan!” Wei Wuxian cornered his friend one week before his birthday. “If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?”

Lan Wangji furrowed his brow at Wei Wuxian, not exactly sure how to answer that question in a truthful manner that didn’t involve confessing his undying love for his best friend.

Wei Wuxian is on a mission to get Lan Wangji the perfect gift for his birthday. What Wei Wuxian doesn't know is that the only thing Lan Wangji truly wants is him.

wei wuxian's week of realizing things by photojenny (12K, i have read this multiple times, i always forget what happens, idk why but my notes say it's good, the tags say drunkji makes an appearance and i'm always up for that)

"Lan Zhan, do you like Mianmian?" asked Wei Wuxian.

Lan Wangji blinked, and stared. It was not the first time Lan Wangji had questioned the perceptiveness of the boy he had a crush on. Wei Wuxian had been smart in the class they had taken together. Yet time and time again, Wei Wuxian had tested the old wisdom that there are no stupid questions.

---

Lan Wangji must figure out how to confess when Wei Wuxian is the most oblivious person he's ever met.

are you my wisdom tooth? because i'd like to take you out by yellowcarnations (1K, crack, fluff, lwj stop flirting with a stranger, even if he is your husband, drunkji but make it to max level)

Lan Zhan wakes up and he has no idea where he is.

There are bright lights and his jaw hurts, he doesn't who this man next to his bed is but oh he might be in love, maybe, probably, definitely.

–

based off that guy-forgets-who-his-wife-is-and-hits-on-her vid but its wangxian.

beep! goes his heart by wearing_tearing (3K, fluff, lwj is like "he, he likes me right? he likes me" and everyone is like "yes, yes he does")

“Wei Ying’s heart monitor,” Lan Wangji starts.

Wen Qing blinks at him. “Yes?”

“It beeps.”

“That’s… what they generally do, yes.”

“The beeps change,” Lan Wangji continues, “when others are around.”

*

Wei Ying’s heart only sings for Lan Wangji.

canon

obedient and bellicose by thunderwear (19K, lwj is cursed by the lan elders, they notice too late, fix-it fic kind of?, lqr being a good uncle and lxc is a good brother, wwx accidentally uses the curse but he doesn't know about it)

It took Lan Wangji a long time to realize he was cursed. Too long really, anyone else would have noticed so much sooner. The problem was, he liked following the rules.

Ella Enchanted AU that no one needed but I wanted.

hello my old heart, how have you been? by ravenditefairylights (10K, amnesia, fluff, wwx taking care of lwj, so much fluff and softness, angst too but not that much)

The issue is, Lan Wangji brings his thoughts back before they stray too far, that it is impossible for someone to be in his bed, unless Lan Wangji himself invited them. He has not. He would remember doing so, and besides, all his night clothes are still on and there is no headache to imply that he was inebriated last night. No, the situation is simple.

There is someone in Lan Wangji’s bed. It is impossible for anyone to be in Lan Wangji’s bed, and yet that doesn’t seem to have stopped the stranger.

or lan wangji wakes up, and wei ying is there. he doesn't understand how or why, and he can understand even less why his hallucination of wei ying is so insistent on bathing him, and braiding his hair, on holding him and fixing his clothes. why the hallucination of wei ying seems so happy to see him.

teach me the way by likeafox (58K, rogue cultivator!wwx, horny wangxian, lwj wants wwx to teach him how to be a good lover, ....wwx is a virgin, the porn is the plot, but there's less of it than i thought)

"I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong

other aus

of god: my love unholy by tunnelodfawn (3K, tw blood / war, dark!lwj, god!wwx, kind of poetry)

Lan Zhan takes everything as a sign from his god. The blood staining his fingertips—a holy anointment. He sanctifies himself through blood. The strings of his guqin gleam red in the sun—a divine blessing. This is an instrument of destruction. A single note—a cry of power—and in this note the voice of his god unravels the earthly threads tethering man to earth.

The Yiling Patriarch blesses Lan Zhan with war. Wei Wuxian blesses Lan Zhan with agility. Wei Ying blesses Lan Zhan with love.

The base of the Yiling Patriarch’s shrine is the home of Lan Zhan’s knees. He worships. There is something of the blasphemous and the unholy in his prayers. He prays not for victory but for the sight of Wei Ying. Bless me with your presence, he begs.

Or, wherein, Lan Zhan bridges the gap between the mortal and the divine—the worshipper and the god—with blood.

the river and the sea by sasamelons / @sasamelons (7K, soulmate au, arranged marriage (wangxian with each other), they're both kind of dumb but i love it)

Lan Wangji gritted his teeth, wishing to just be left alone. "I am looking for my soulmate," he ground out.

"Oh."

It took Lan Wangji a few moments to realize that Wei Wuxian had stopped following him. When he looked back, the other boy seemed to be frozen to the spot, eyes wide and lips still parted. He quickly looked away when he saw Lan Wangji looking back. "I see. Well, have a good trip!"

--

At six years old, Lan Zhan met his soulmate on the streets of Yiling and promptly lost him again.

At sixteen years old, Lan Wangji met his betrothed and was determined not to like him.

[thedeliaishere]

Top 5 Madoka Magica scenes

Ughhh this is such a hard question, I’ll try my best though!

5. Kyoko fighting Oktavia is REALLY good! The entrance to her barrier saying “love me do” and then all the graffiti inside in witch runes saying “look at me” really gets to me :( also the inner most part of her barrier just being an orchestra playing to an empty concert hall kind of gets Sayaka’s character arc in one imo, like she feels lonely because she’s the only magical girl fighting for justice in her mind, Mami is dead, and Madoka won’t become a magical girl, she feels like she’s isolated herself from everyone she cares about :( also also the bit where Kyoko is like, “hey god, I had a pretty shitty life, so just let me see that beautiful dream one last time” KILLS ME... not to mention Kyoko’s witch form is Ophelia (woman who drowned in hamlet) and she died to Oktavia (a mermaid, a creature that drowns people)

Okay sorry kyosaya fans the rest of these are madohomu moments I hope you understand 💖

4. That bit in episode 4 when Madoka is talking to Homura and she’s like, “I’ll definitely remember you Homura!” Just. AGHHH!!! *slams my head into my hands and starts sobbing* Homura honey I’m so sorry, like all she can say is, “I’m touched” that hurts sooo bad...

3. When Madoka uses (Sayaka’s) grief seed on Homura in timeline three :,( she didn’t want to use it so bad, but she couldn’t stand the thought of Homura becoming a witch, even if she was okay with it as long as it was with Madoka... bro... and then when she’s like, “There’s a lot of things in this world I still want to protect, I don’t want to become a witch.” And she. Just presents her Soul Gem to Homura so gently and when Homura finally calls her Madoka for the first time she’s like “I’m so glad you called me by my name” I’m dead... and ITS NOT EVEN OVER cause then Homura sheds her glasses (rejecting her old worldview) and undoes her braids (loss of innocence) and vows never to let Madoka fight again... I won’t rely on anyone anymore lives in my head rent free

2. I *really* love all the parallels between Madoka and Homura’s first meeting, and then all the times Homura repeats it!! Like when Madoka asks if she can call Homura by her given name, and then saying she can call her Madoka the first time, and then in the first meeting we see in the show, Homura asks if she can call HER Madoka, and says she can call her Homura... bro... AND THEN in Rebellion the entire school scene after Homura separates Madoka from the law of the cycles and she’s showing her around, and she asks her how it feels to be back after so long??? And there’s a double meaning there because Madoka was in America for three years in this world, but of course she meant how does it feel to be back after being gone from existence... AND THEN WHEN Homura hugs Madoka and tells her she’s exactly what she’s meant to be after preventing her from rejoining the law of the cycles??? And THEN she tells her the ribbons looked better on her??? (And she was wearing the yellow ribbons, the ones she didn’t pick in episode one....) and then Homura just. Hits you with the “I will continue to wish for a world where you can be happy.” At that point first time watching I was in so much tears and that just made it come down torrentially and is still does :,)

1. Literally the entire scene with Homulilly. Homura would rather become a witch than let Madoka get hurt, her transformation where she LITERALLY jumps out of her skin to save Madoka and then fails, how she says “thank you for coming to a place like this” when it’s just her soul. How the guillotine appears in the flower field, the last place she saw Madoka. How the top half of her head slides off, symbolizing that she has failed as a nutcracker (as a person) because she cannot crack nuts (protect Madoka)... AND THEN when Madoka finally rescues her, and she tells comforts herself and then asks if she’s afraid in such a gentle way... and then when Homura says she’s not afraid because she’s with Madoka... bawling. How did this movie not get that fucking Oscar.

Honorable mention to the scene in rebellion when Homura is prostrating in front of a mural of Madokami and the Clara dolls throw pomergranates at it

[lothirielswanmarvel]

TONY STARK/ AVENGERS MUSICAL: “SUITS” — FROM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

I frowned. I was standing in the middle of a street in New York City. Yellow taxi cabs were parked by the side of the road. The cars were empty. The sidewalks were abandoned. I looked up.

I was standing before Avengers Tower.

My throat closed up. I hadn't seen this building in years. So many fond memories here, memories that I was just getting back and reliving.

I was starting to hear music, faintly. It was coming closer.

The doors to Avengers Tower opened.

Pepper stormed out, her heels clicking as she walked down the street. Tony burst out of the doors next. And to my complete shock, he turned to me, and started to sing.

“I know what you’re thinkin’—what’s Tony been drinkin’? Pepper was smokin’ hot,” Tony pointed at Pepper, who was disappearing around a corner. “Yes I coulda nailed her, but not it's not a failure cause there’s one thing she is not,”

Tony stepped out onto the road with me, “To score a twelve would be just fine, but I’d rather be dressed to the nines! It's a truth you can't refute,”

Tony straightened his jacket and smirked. “Nothing suits me like a suit!”

Without warning, he grabbed my arm and we were racing down the street. I finally noticed a few people by the sidewalks and on the steps leading up to apartments. I yelped when we stopped abruptly, and Tony motioned at the open air before me, “Picture a world where all the spiderboys and girls are impeccably well-dressed,”

I jumped when the nearby cars moved. Peter Parker, and his friends Ned and Michelle stood on top of them. Yes—they were wearing suits. Tony looked exceptionally proud of Peter. I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was too terrified of what would happen next.

Tony turned, and I spun with him. He pointed at people walking down the street, “That delivery guy in a jacket and tie,”

When he pointed at an elderly Fedex worker, the old man’s uniform transformed into a suit. My eyes widened. The old man shot finger guns at us, “Excelsior!”

Tony pointed at another, “That agent in a double breast!”

“FILE INCOMING!” My eyes widened as Phil Coulson dropped from one of the high windows and landed straight-up on the sidewalk.

Tony spun again in a random direction. I struggled to keep up with him. He gestured at some more poor victims walking, “That eighties dude with mutton chops,”

A suit appeared on Logan Howlett, the Wolverine. He lifted his middle metal claw up at Tony.

Tony gestured at two others, “Those doctors with no coughing drops!”

Stephen Strange and Bruce Banner were suddenly laced up in jackets and ties. Poor Bruce looked around for his missing lab coat, that he seemed to prefer over his new violet three-piece.

Tony jogged, dragging me with him as one of the apartment doors opened, “That hot young aunt who’s kinda cute,”

Aunt May blushed and tucked her hair behind her ear, posing on the top step before she danced down the stairs. The music still continued in the background—I had no idea where it was coming from. Everyone seemed to accept this new musical form of reality.

Tony pushed me away, and opened his arms, “Nothing suits me like a suit!”

The people in suits started to gather on the street. I backed away from Tony, but he only seemed to move towards me with new intensity. I started running from the superheroes dressed in suits, who continued to chase me down the street.

“Suits!” They sang.

“Wingmen I can wear!” Tony declared. I scrambled to a stop as Sam Wilson floated down before me, his metallic wings spread out behind his back. Sam wore a bow tie with his suit.

I sidestepped him. The singing continued, “Suits!”

“Oh they’re so debonair!”

“Suits!”

I yelped when Loki appeared before me, in a full-raven black suit. Tony put an arm around the towering God of Mischief, “The perfect way to snare a god with daddy issues!”

My jaw dropped. Whatever this was, Loki was in on it. That wasn't good. I broke between the two and thundered down the cement road.

“Suits!”

“In navy, blue, or black,” Natasha, Clint, and Bucky jumped out from the nearby cars and blocked my path. They were also spectacularly dressed. They smiled, but the hardened looks in their eyes terrified me.

“Check out this perfect rack,” Tony rode on the back of a rolling rack of suits to me, “I want to give them a squeeze,”

“Oh, really?” A new voice asked behind me. I looked up just as Director Nick Fury stood by my side, next to the assassins on the road. Fury squinted at Tony doubtfully. “Then answer these questions, if you please,”

Fury gestured grandly to the clear sidewalk nearby. Four people stood in a row. Tony tossed me an accusing look, then started down the row.

Rhodey came first, “What would you do if you had to choose between your suits and a pot of gold?”

“Suits.” Tony scoffed and moved onto the next.

My breath caught at seeing Thor in a suit. I never heard him sing in his deep, foreign accent before, “What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you’d never grow old?”

“Suits.” Tony rolled his eyes like the answer was obvious.

Mariah Hill stood at attention next. Her face was stern and formal, as usual, “What would you pick? One million chicks, or a single-three-piece suit?”

“It's mote.” Tony moved on to the last.

Steve Rogers held up a spinning globe, “What if world peace were within your reach—”

“Alalalalalah—I’m gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Steve. Get your head out of your ass.” Tony barked. He looked almost normal for a minute. His weird-like trance continued seconds later as the four on the sidewalk formed a line and they tread backwards, “Two! Three! Four!”

All of the superheroes fanned out on the sidewalk before me. I had finally bested amnesia and remembered all of their names—Wanda Maximoff in her flashy crimson suit, T’Challa in a sleek, black tie. Scott Lang wore a glittery bow tie. Wade Wilson’s suit spelled “juicy” on the back of his ass. “Suits” was starting to hint at something more, just on the tip of my tongue—

“Girls will come and girls will go, but there’s only one absolute,” They sang as one, advancing on me with their hard, piercing stares, “Every Science Bro on the go needs to know there’s no accepted substitute,”

Tony stepped forward, separating himself from the crowd. He ran a hand down the front of his torso, smoothing down his perfectly pressed jacket, “I'm sorry, suits, let’s make amends. My Sunday Best are my best friends!”

All of them reached up towards the sky, “Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute,”

Vision suddenly appeared in the sky, wearing a suit. With the brilliant shining gem on his head, he hovered like a well-dressed angel. He crossed his arms and glared, “My cardigans are better.”

Vision dropped down and joined the group. The Avengers started to form a long kick-line, and advanced forward on me. I tripped backwards to avoid the jutting out of limbs, “ ‘Cause nothing suits the undisputed, oft-saluted, suitor of repute,”

I rammed into something hard from behind. It was cold against my skin.

“Like…a…”

I looked up and my eyes widened.

“SUIT!”

Tony’s red and gold suit glinted in the sun. Everything seemed to click in that moment, rushing back to me. I had finally found the key to the locked box of memories, and all of the little details came flooding back at an overwhelming pace.

Then the suit of armor punched me in the face.

I fell back into darkness.

~Author’s Note~

Hi Awesome Adventurers and thank you so much for reading! I was going to wait to post this, but we could all use a distraction right now. This is actually a sneak peak of one of my fanfics, including a Peter Quill vs Thor love triangle: THE UNA-THOR-IZED BIOGRAPHY OF EVANGELINE GREEN, and you can find more fun and laughs at that link! This is also apart of my March Marvel Musical Madness here on Tumblr, where I’ll be posting more Marvel musicals! Stay tuned for more, and as always, love, fortune and glory to you!!!

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

I drew this drawing of Fem-Kris today, to be my new Tumblr Avatar and in a few days and or maybe like next month I will post this over at Deviantart, still taking some me time to just read, playing video games and excreta….

and even if this is suppose to be a Fem-Kris, I think I want to have this version of Kris be like how I feel…being half non-binary & half binary who so happens to still go by she/her pronouns….like being Female/Agender, maybe I could call myself Fem-Agender for short??

and well the name Kris is technically a unisex name, the name Chara isn’t though and it is 100% a female name but if any Chara from any AU were born male but was named Chara, I like to think of headcanon one of reasons why a Male Chara (even if in my headcanon I believe they are biologically female but could see themselves as Fem-Agender) hates humanity…

I mean I can understand if that version of Chara was mad at humans,  that is my headcanon for the Chara’s that were born biologically male and could either still see themselves as such or see themselves as Agender or maybe like Male-Agender?  

and the reason why I chose Patience Soul to be placed in my Kris Avatar for tumblr is because it is my headcanon and theory about Deltarune….I believe that Kris’s true soul is patience and the reason why they appear blue in dark world is because their soul is reflecting out and the same can be said for Susie, I believe Susie’s Soul Trait is Perseverance and I guess if any purple fur or skin or scale or ghost monster were a different shade of purple they would become either a dark or light purple if they entered the dark world but still have to do with their perseverance shining through much like Kris, it doesn’t matter if your monster or human, I believe when either of those two races enters the dark world the trait they have will shine through with the new clothes change…

and even if some might not agree with this next headcanon theory

I believe that Ralsei is a liar, and I know that I’m not the only one who notice it and after watching Deltarune Doki Doki Forever on youtube, (it is really good) I can see that I really am not the only one who might see that Ralsei is hiding something and is a liar I mean why would he have the Delta-Rune at their place? even on the big door! suspicious….but thanks to that cute crossover, I now want to ship Kris x Berdly……….a part of me hopes that Ralsei is just being used and was tricked by the Knight but another part of me thinks that Ralsei knows very well what they are doing and is deliberately tricking Kris and Susie, and in a way Lancer later on….so I have two headcanon theories about Ralsei, that one they know what they are doing and they ain’t as sweet as they appear to be and the other is that they are sweet but just naive and they are being tricked by the knight…..I still don’t see the “Monster Kid” in Deltarune being like a counterpart of the one from Undertale, I can’t help but see the one in Kris’s class as being Monster Kid’s (well the one from Deltarune) Older sibling named Monster Teen, well I think Monster Kid & Monster Teen would be their nicknames…

I think the real Monster Kid is in Toriel’s class, since she teaches the much younger and smaller kids that I guess might be of both monster and human, even if we haven’t seen other humans in that Deltaville Town but it doesn’t mean they aren’t there maybe….

by the way I really want to change the light blue color of my background but I kind of forgot how to do it, I mean I tried searching in the Edit Appearance but so far No Go….I really want to change the color of the background on my side…if anyone can help with that by telling me what the name of it is and where it is that would be great……I would really appreciate it.

another headcanon I have that I think it is everyone else’s too that came to the same conclusion….I think Asgore is a Double Trait, and now that I think about it I think Sans (when fighting him in Geno-Run) he might be a double trait too because of how his eyes go from yellow and cyan/light blue.

plus after figuring it out I don’t think it is fair to place full blame on Asgore (or even Underswap-Toriel or any swap version) for what happen to the human children….after all it is partly Toriel (and any swap version from any AU) fault, I mean she just let’s Frisk walk out and not even trying to keep them after the fight or did the same with the other human children, and if any of  the past human children sneaked out then when she notices she should of I don’t know ran out of the dang Ruins to get them…..it doesn’t matter if your human or monster, you do NOT let a monster/human child out to dangers like what Frisk and the other human children had to go through….but even if Toriel has yet to admit it in the game that she is fully partly at fault, at least she does do something in the end (well the true ending anyway) and well I think if her children like either Frisk or Chara or Asriel, she would notice right away if any of them were going through a type of depression well I guess in most versions of Toriel in Fanon she would of notice too late…..but anyway I can’t help but think Kris is going through a type of depression even if they are being controlled by the Red Soul that no one they are taking the adventure with doesn’t put two and two together and see that it ain’t theirs and only Fans seem to pick this up….

I know everyone who is a fan of the new game

(which is NOT a prequel or sequel of Undertale, as Toby Fox said it is it’s own timeline  and AU)

have notice how Kris’s side of the room is and how their big bro’s side of the room is…..and I think….well I believe Kris has been hurting themselves,

and it might be possible that they got blamed by Asriel

(which I want to call them Doug and I believe their middle name is Douglas) 

but it might be possible over time he felt guilty and tried to form a bond with Kris but the damage had already been done, you can’t just make a damage like that go away so easy, I might have theories about why Kris seems so depressed (and I believe they are) but we wont fully know what is the cause until we see it in a future chapter of Deltarune, but I think it could be because of how they are bullied, how Asriel (Doug) use to bully them, and how their parents split up and how Toriel can’t see that Kris is in pain.

I can’t help but see Kris as a kindred spirit, well them and Chara 

 I mean Chara gets misunderstood and I feel sorry for them being made the scapegoat, plus truth be told….if there weren’t good people in this world and I didn’t have friends that I speak with online….I might of ended up hating humanity too, I do have a love for chocolate too but maybe Chara loves it more than me lol….

I still think Sans might be a twin, and his twin might be a girl who dresses like him I even did drawings of Sans and his twin wearing the same clothes but his twin is wearing black tights which could help to tell them apart….and FYI, Chara in the game (even if I had only seen it on video and never got that far) NEVER said to kill anyone and they even pointed out that we shouldn’t, but that misunderstanding of that wouldn’t of gave birth to the evil versions of Chara and the ones who are a tragic villain or anti-villain.

  and I really hope some fans agree with my theory about Kris’s true soul trait being patience.

anyway I didn’t mean for this to be so long and well I will post this drawing up either in a few days or next month over at Deviantart, plus I still want to see this drawing I did of Kris as Fem-Agender…

the term Fem-Agender would be the same for someone who was biologically born male

but feel they are and aren’t at the same time, which is someone who sees themselves as both half binary & half non-binary

I mean Gems from Steven Universe (but not Steven) are genderless but they all go by she/her (well for swap versions of them that look male go by he/him) 

plus now that I think about it I think Steven would fit as someone who could see himself as Male-Agender, some of his fusions either with Connie or Amethyst go by them/they pronouns, but I think his canon fusion with Pearl could maybe go by both them/they & him/he because of reasons…..who knew they would make such a fusion of Steven/Pearl so Awesome and Flamboyant

okay now I’m talking too much and making this even longer….anyway I’m reading fan fics right now, and again I would really appreciate the help with changing my background on here from a blue color to a different color…I think before I go back reading I think I will go play some Mass Effect, I think at the rate I’m going I think I’m becoming a Paragade, for some odd reason it makes me think of Tsundere….I really want to keep replying Mass Effect 1 enough so I wont have to choose between Jack and Miranda, I don’t want to do that if the options to keep both are closed…it is seriously the worse for me, it be like if there was a AU of Undertale/Mass Effect and I had to choose between Nice-Cream Guy & Muffet and if I choose to side over one over there other when the options to tell them both off or try to nicely reason to both of them is closed, ya know one of them will die just like Jack and Miranda, I want to try to build up both my renegade and paragon and now I know after watching a walkthrough on how to save both the geth and quarian and not pick one over the other, I can be more prepared so long as I save a certain character who will side with me in stopping the quarian attack on the geth, and make sure to turn Legion down first before deciding to help stop the quarian attack and do it in a neutral way, I do not want to mess things up again…I don’t like both outcomes for when I choose one over the other cause well it ain’t good, I still see the geth as victims of what the quarians did, but at least some quarians can see that they were wrong and were being dirty shisnos….

anyway I think after I beat Mass Effect 1 again with the same avatar, I might try to play through it again with the same avatar before I head to play Mass Effect 2 and 3, still have not beat Mass Effect 3 sadly….and besides playing Mass Effect, I want to play a few other of my video games too and then go back to reading.

anyway I’m just gonna go play video games now, and later go back to reading and I hope someone can help me with my little background problem…..so see ya later and stay safe everyone.                                   

[xaz-fr]

The Story So Far

Sizes for pics are ALL over the place cause I’m in the public library and away from my normal images. Forgive me on that OTL

ANYWAY. Ready for Azazel to remind you he’s an absolute scum bag and you absolutely should not like him in any way??? Yeah me too

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WARNINGS: 

attempted rape, mention of past rape, child abuse, child death, derogatory language against women, domestic violence, assault, threatening violence against women. There is NO rape actually in this story. Just talk of it happening but no one actually gets hurt like that.

PLEASE let me know if I missed any TWs. I want to be thorough in the warnings so no one reads this not knowing what they’re getting into.

Three Foot Casket pt 1

Azazel was wary. Astra had been in a good mood. That was never good. She should have no reason to be happy either. Usually she was just miserable but recently… happy. And he found her in her nesting room often. That was also unusual. For a blind moment he was worried he'd broken her. That wouldn't do. Or maybe she'd finally come to her senses and decided to stop being a slut and realize he was the better option. She really was very lovely. Beautiful even. She was just disgusting on the inside. But so was he. They really would have worked out rather well if she wasn't busy opening her legs to someone else.

He was making his rounds past the hatching room. He was more attentive of them than usual. He was quite done with her spiriting his children away from under his nose. Those were his children and she had no right to give them to Johanna.

The door of the room was open half way. He carefully opened it a bit and then slammed it open furious. The nest was empty! Again!

“Astra!” he bellowed and stormed up to her room. He seethed and twisted the knob with magic worked into his muscles. The lock broke. “Astra!” he barked and saw her on her bed, half behind the curtain that hung from the ceiling from a single point.

“You don't have to yell, Azazel, I'm right here,” she said and his eyes narrowed. Then he relaxed, confusion radiating through his entire body. In her lap was a hatchling. A skydancer with bright orange down with floral designs. His brow furrowed as his anger slowly leached out of his body. What… was going on?

“Uh…”

“Did you need something?” she asked him sharply.

He shook himself to bring himself back to reality. “Where are the other two, slut?” he asked cruelly.

“Fuck you,” she said even as she pulled back the curtain a bit and saw two skydancers curled up on the bed, sleeping on each other. They were practically the same dragon save that one of them had lighter horns than the other.

Azazel couldn't move. He was stunned stupid. For years he'd been fighting Astra on sending them to Johanna. She always snuck them out in the dead of night or when it was light out, knowing he wouldn't go above ground. Not while that horrible Abbadon was allowed to prowl the surface. He just stared at Astra as she gently stroked the hatchling’s crest. “Did you need something, Azazel?”

He stumbled forward. At last! After so long. She didn't protest when he came close. Then he grew wary again. Why was she being so calm? She'd done something. “What did you do?” he asked her.

“Nothing I wasn't already doing, you horror,” she said and pet the hatchling. He looked down at the hatchling in her lap. It looked… normal. He looked at the twins and his brain was slow to understand what he was seeing. He looked down at her. The color of their pelts was wrong. There was no way these were his children. Astra and his children were orange, yellow, and green. The twins were brown. Darker than Astra’s natural colors and there was no way that could happen unless-

“You-- slut,” Azazel snarled.

“Says a rapist,” she hissed back. “Hey!” she yelled when he grabbed the orange hatchling in her lap by the neck. “Let him go!” and she lurched to her feet even as he lifted them up and examined them. “Azazel!” she hit him but he shoved her aside. Darkness coalesced around his fingers and the hatchling screamed as needles of darkness pierced their skin and splattered blood across the curtain. “No! You monster!” she screamed. The twins had woken up now and were pressing to the edge of the bed.

He turned his sun-like eyes on her. He dropped the lifeless hatchling and it splattered to the floor. She stared at him with wide green eyes. For the first time she looked afraid of him. “When will you get it through your pretty, stupid, head that you are mine?” he snarled and grabbed her by the neck with his bloody hand, shoving her back down to the bed by the throat. She clawed at him. “You were promised to me and you couldn't even keep your legs closed long enough for me to arrive?” he was furious. “You were a girl and already a whore,” he lifted her up a bit and slammed her back down on the mattress.

Her eyes glowed green and under her breath hissed out a curse. Sick green energy started spilling from her eyes, nose, and mouth. Where it touched his skin it sizzled and burned. He just tightened his fingers and let it burn his flesh. The smell of rotting flesh filled the room. “It’s a shame you’re a slut. I would have been proud of you for this otherwise,” he ripped his hand away and held it against his chest. The green energy rolled back up across her face and she swallowed it.

“Maybe if the first time you saw me you hadn't raped me we wouldn't be in this situation,” she hissed. “Get off of me before I rot away the rest of you.”

He chuckled darkly. “No, my dear,” and he showed her his hand. It was healed already. “You cannot rot what is already rotten. But I'm sure those little books of yours didn't tell you that did they?” He pressed her down again. Really he was impressed. It wasn't every day someone took up necromancy. Even rarer to be a Wind dragon. They were usually too sporadic to handle the meticulous nature of such magic. And he'd never come across a female necromancer. At least not one who couldn't have flayed the flesh from his body with a glance. Sweet, budding, Astra he could handle.

“Get off of me,” she snarled.

“Oh, my dear, I certainly will be. And then I'll take care of those unnecessary spawn of yours,” he smirked.

He saw her processing what he'd said. “You stay away from them,” she hissed.

“For now,” he stroked her cheek and she smacked him away. “I prefer you sweet, relax. You know it hurts less.”

“I'm going to kill you,” she hissed.

“You cannot rot what is already rotten, my dear,” he used magic to keep her hands down so she couldn't hit him. He did hate that. Usually she was complacent but today she was fighty. She just gave a cry of frustration that shook the air and rattled his head. He shook his head to clear it.

“Get off me!” she screamed and the sound was a shockwave that made his antlers vibrate.

Two balls of fluff and feathers attacked him, shrieking. As they did they almost seemed to turn into griffins with claws like Idols and sharp beaks. One clamped onto his arm with their beak and the other raked his side with their claws. Their gems glowed brightly. He'd never seen that happen before. “Cute,” he grunted and tore them off him, throwing them across the room where the hatchlings collided with the wall and lay in a heap. “I'll take care of them later,” he said and leered down at Astra.

She screamed again and he had to cover his ears against the sound. “Shut. Up,” he grabbed a pillow and shoved it over her face. He didn't intend to suffocate her. He just wanted to block out the sound. “So annoying,” he grumbled and pushed his hair back from where it had fallen across his brow. He lifted the pillow and the sound was immediate. He put it back over her face. She struggled against it, her body bucking and trying to throw him off of her. “At least scream when someone bad has happened, Astra,” he tutted. She screamed against the pillow. “Such a drama queen.” He touched her throat and traced a symbol into her flesh. The screaming stopped abruptly. “There, better,” he removed the pillow. She opened her mouth to scream but no sound came out. She tries to swear at him but only her mouth moved but no sound was heard. She struggled against the magic bounds around her wrists but they held her there. “Much better,” he smirked. She looked away from him and at the wall where her spawn were still a crumpled pile against the corner. He'd take care of those things momentarily. First he needed to deal with Astra.

It was such a pity she was so beautiful, talented, and powerful and completely hated him. She would have been an ideal mate for him and he was attracted to her. And not just for her looks. The fact that she had decided all on her own to study necromancy and that she was like him attracted him immensely. “Just relax,” he touched her face with awkward gentleness and she spit at him. “Don't make this worse for yourself,” he snarled and grabbed her face harder.

He was changing his position against her when he heard a strange noise. It sounded like a growl. He looked over his shoulder at the door. “Abbadon,” he said slowly seeing the Wildclaw standing there. Abbadon’s growl deepened, his crest flaring aggressively. “You're not supposed to be down here,” he said like he was commenting on an oncoming thunderstorm. Abbadon took a measured step into the room. “Don't do something you'll regret now.”

“Get away from my mistress,” Abbadon growled. Azazel didn't like the sound of that. He looked down at Astra. He'd started to undo her pants and she was just laying there smugly.

“What did you do, hmm?” he asked her. The glyph on her throat brightened as she tried to talk.

“Azazel,” Abbadon snarled. He stepped further into the room.

“You're a naughty girl,” Azazel said and got off of her, pulling his pants closed as he did.

“Leave, now,” Abbadon snapped and a bit of acidic drool dribbled from his mouth. “Before you give me the pleasure of sinking my teeth into your throat. I'm sure Aten will forgive me of leaving him the honor.”

Azazel looked at the Wildclaw. He took the threat seriously. Few things could hurt him but Abbadon was a threat to his continued existence. He snapped his fingers and Astra lurched into a sitting position and then off the bed as he took her binds off her. Abbadon moved between him and Astra who was kneeling next to her worthless spawn, tending to them. “Always a pleasure, Abbadon,” Azazel said nicely.

“Soon, it will be,” Abbadon growled and turned his body to keep looking at Azazel as he walked towards the door.

“Until next time my dear,” Azazel called to Astra.

“Drop dead,” she called back furiously, holding one of her hatchlings against her chest. Its wing was twisted.

“Don't leave them alone,” Azazel said sweetly. Astra and Azazel just growled at him. He left the room and closed the metal door behind him. Stupid bitch.

[egglygreg]

I made a list of all the pets I've had in my 24 years of life

Oh it's... so many. So many pets.

Dogs-

Rex- Ridgeback/shepherd. Very lazy. Could say his fav treat "boney-ohs!"

Winnie- Aussie terrier. SO much sass. Backtalking princess who also loved picking fights and killing spiders.

Macca- Suspected shepherd/staffy. Feral trash disaster who got up to huge amounts of mischief. Bit like Red Dog. I plan on writing a book.

Farlie- Kelpie. Anxiety* personified. Super smoochy.

Cats-

Dusk- Small black and white feral I kinda tamed- SUPER fuzzy and cute in winter, scraggly half chewed in summer (think fox). Lived under the house. Appeared when he heard my singing, loved agressive pats, dribbled when happy

Dawn- Dusk's short coated grey tabby brother (disappeared after a year)

Fleece- Feral kitten, tamed and found a new home after a week. Had to kneel in nettles and get horribly scratched to catch him.

Rabbits-

Molly- Grey version of that rabbit from Monty Python, most vicious of beasts. Actually male.

Goku- Black lop with white bits and gold "hair", sweetheart but real dumb. No fear. Very good boy on lead.

Parmesan- My gremlin. Golden mixed breed. Hefty 6kg. Naughty destructive chew monster. Loved his face mooshed. All the flops.

Leesi- Grey netherland dwarf. Gentle baby. Will lick anyone, even Parmy (who was always mean to her). Only current pet.

Guinea pigs-

Piff- Yellow.

Nuts- Fat.

Hairball- Black sentient slipper. Couldn't tell one end from the other.

Inky- stripe- Black with a white stripe on his face, obviously.

Chrysanthemum Theresa- Tri coloured. She and Agatha were named after a story mum told me. Her Aunty, only 10 years older and a teen, was teasing mum and her sister that these were originally going to be their names. Aunty Denise cried.

Agatha Twaddle- Also tri coloured.

Birds-

Flute- Cockatiel. Screaming. Always stealing food, once got a hot two minute noodle caught round his leg and flew shrieking around the room. Loved showers, you had to let him in. Pen thief and paper shredder.

Samantha and Samuel- Budgies, former green and latter blue. Learnt to make kissy noises constantly.

Ducks-

Quacker- Black, named by my bro.

Zipper- Black, named for zipping under the water as a duckling.

Blanche- White. Obviously.

Chickens (big category, I loved my chickens growing up)-

Pompom- The original. White silky bantam with pink skin (most have black). Lived for 12 years. Most docile animal ever. Completely unconcerned. Loved having babies, including the 3 ducks. Used to dye her different colours and paint her nails.

Fluffy- Pompom's sister. Got eaten by the neighbors dog. I was 5, very upset.

Ruby- Big rhode island rooster. Named because I was really into Deltora Quest (all the gem names). Handraised by 7 year old me, I would carry him and his brother under each arm.

Pearl- Ruby's bro. When his brother got re-homed, he would perch at the livingroom window and watch tv.

Sapphire- Whoo boy, this chicken! Silky X rhode island (Pompom and one of the bro's offspring). Black, sleek feathers with green sheen and a slicked back pompom. Face like a hawk and intelligent eyes. Always escaped the pen, even with clipped wings. Slept in trees. Would steal the dogs food. Watched her take a bone off Rex and drag it away while he snarled at her. He would try and take her eggs and she'd peck his face. Would lay eggs in multiple spots to confuse me. Fought a fox and won. Literal tiny raptor.

Brown Chook- Fat brown hen with pretty green black markings on her neck and a slicked back pompom. Amazingly, Sapphire's sister. Loved a lap to sit in, especially dad's (she obviously had a crush). Would greet me at the front gate with the dogs every day. Suprisingly un-motherly despite appearance.

Omlette- White silky bantam. Nervous and wary, despite being handraised.

Stitch- Omelette's bro, died young from unknown illness.

Fefe- White silky bantam. Basically Heihei from Moana. Goofiest animal. Shaped like a weird fluffy emu. Super uncoordinated. Probably inbred. Used to gently peck my feet when I fed them, would have to direct her to the food. Once got a red berry stuck on the end of her beak and ran around in circles. Had mum hysterical.

Shire- White silky male. Goof. Only rooster at the time but was definitely not the boss (it was Sapphire).

Pippin- Hand raised sussox rooster. Carried him and Merry around in an apron as chicks. Took them like that to church at Christmas.

Merry- Used to fly up onto my shoulder. I'd pretend he was a cool eagle or something.

Killer- White sussox rooster. Sooky scaredy cat.

Callula- White silky. Nervous but very sweet. Flapper.

Periwinkle- Grey silky rooster. Loved eating violets, constant confusion.

Gazania- Gold silky. Just a happy little chookun.

Pony-

Magpie- Welsh mountain mix. Black and white (again, obviously). Grumpy old man. Had taught so many kids to ride, was fed up by the end of it. Liked me well enough, since I mostly brushed him and gave him treats rather than riding often.

That's 40! (I think?)

And these are only the ones I remember! I also left out gran's 3 pets where I currently live, the animals (aside from Magpie) that I had at dad's, and all the rescued wild critters over the years. Yep.

[minijenn]

Universe Falls Preview 3

Ok, ok, this is the last one. And yeah its another long one because ah fuck I don’t write for previews guys I write for the entire chapter. But whatever. Here you go. Enjoy Sapphire’s introduction!

As soon as they were sure Peridot and Jasper were both well out of earshot, both of the twins let out a shared sigh of relief over miraculously avoiding detection. “Yikes! That was way too close,” Mabel remarked fretfully, carefully peering down the hall that the green Gem had just gone down.

“Tell me about it,” Dipper diffidently agreed. “By the way, what do you think that ‘unknown energy spike’ Peridot mentioned was?”

“Who cares?!” Mabel exclaimed with a delighted grin as she glanced down the other end of the hall. “Look!”

Dipper did so, peeking out from behind the wall to where his sister was pointing, only to let out a surprised gasp of his own at what he saw. Trapped behind the yellow electric fields of one of the otherwise empty cells was what was unquestionably a Gem, though she was easily the smallest one either of the twins had ever seen seeing as how she was likely about their height. Her coloration was generally a mix of gentle, pale blues, from her skin, to her thick, long, poufy hair, some of which draped over her eyes, covering them completely. She was clad in an elegant, yet simple gown, which was also predominantly blue, with rounded sleeves and a billowing, flowing floor-length skirt with a neat, folded pinafore over top of it. Overall, this Gem carried an air of regality and mystery about her, especially as she folded her opera gloved hands, the right one housing the gemstone on her palm, and resumed her hauntingly beautiful song.

“Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhh…”

“Who is that?” Dipper asked in a tentative whisper as he raised a curious eyebrow.

“I dunno, but she’s so pretty!” Mabel quipped brightly, quite intrigued as they continued to spy on this new Gem. “And what do you know? She was the one singing this whole time! We should go say hi!”

“Mabel, you can’t be serious,” Dipper scoffed, pulling her back into the corridor before she could go rushing out into the open. “We can’t just run up to some strange Gem we don’t know and expect her to be friendly!”

“Says the guy who became besties with some ‘strange’ Gem he found behind a waterfall,” Mabel countered, rolling her eyes.

“B-but Lapis was completely different!” Dipper exclaimed defensively. “What if that Gem out there isn’t like her or any of the Crystal Gems? What if she’s like Peridot and Jasper instead?”

“What, you mean a bully?” Mabel remarked, clearly doubtful. “Come on, bro-bro, stop being so suspicious all the time! Why would she be locked in a cell like that if she was one of them? Plus, from the way it sounded, Jasper really didn’t like her pretty song! So there’s no way she could be on their side!”

“Ok, fine, I’ll give you that,” Dipper relented, annoyed. “But she’s not who we’re looking for, remember? We need to find Steven, Lapis, and the other Gems, and get out of here as soon as possible! We don’t have time for any side rescue missions!”

“Aw, but she’s just one Gem, Dipper!” Mabel pleaded. “It’ll only take a second to get her out of there! And besides, maybe she might be able to help us look for them!”

“I doubt it,” Dipper crossed his arms, still staunch in his refusal. “We’re not saving her, Mabel. And that’s final.”

“Uh, yeah we are saving her, bro-bro,” Mabel argued crossly.

“No, we’re not.”

“Yes, we are!”

“No, we’re not!”

“Yes, we are!”

“No, we’re-”

“You both know I can hear you, right?”

The twins froze, their argument completely broken as the blue Gem addressed them from her cell. Hesitantly, they both peeked out from behind the wall, only to find that she was looking directly at them, her hands still folded and her expression (what little of it they could observe just from her uncovered mouth alone) expectant. Needless to say that there would be no hiding and debating over the matter now, which was why Mabel was the first to gleefully emerge from their hiding spot and run over, while Dipper did so much more begrudgingly and hesitantly.

“Hi!” Mabel greeted cheerfully as she came to stand before the blue Gem. “I love your song! And your dress! And your hair! Are you some kind of Gem princess?”

“No,” the blue Gem answered, her voice rather flat and unmoved. She did pause however, looking between both twins for a moment before letting out a small, almost worried sigh. “You two aren’t supposed to be here… And to be honest, I had hoped that neither of you would come. But… I suppose it was inevitable…”

“Uh… what’s that supposed to mean?” Dipper asked, still quite wary of this unknown Gem as he gave her a rather suspicious glance.

“It’s… complicated,” the blue Gem noted thoughtfully. “But don’t worry. All will be revealed in due time, Dipper.”

“W-wait, wha-” Dipper balked, clearly startled. “How… how did you know my name?”

“She probably just overheard the rest of our argument a minute ago, dummy,” Mabel remarked teasingly before blithely addressing the blue Gem once more. “But if you wanna hear my name again, its Mabel! What’s yours?”

The Gem paused, tilting her head somewhat, almost as if she didn’t really know how to react to Mabel’s boundless enthusiasm before she answered, just as calmly as ever. “I’m Sapphire,” she said, adding a small, but graceful curtsey to her introduction.

“Yes!” Mabel squealed in absolute delight. “I was hoping you’d do a curtsey and you did! How did you know?”

“It was… a lucky guess,” Sapphire said, somewhat hesitantly, though she was smiling all the same.

“Well, uh, it was… nice meeting you,” Dipper interjected as he began pushing Mabel away from the cell. “But we really should get going. We have people to find, places to be, you know how it is. So, we’ll just, uh, s-see you around and-”

“Wait!” the blue Gem called after them. “I need your help!”

“Oh, of course we’ll help you, Sapphire!” Mabel exclaimed, running back over to the cell and ignoring Dipper’s groan of protest. “What’s up?”

“Well, first, I need you to help me out of here,” Sapphire began evenly. “And then I need you to help me find another Gem who’s also trapped on this ship. Her name is Ruby.”

“Ooo! Two new Gems in one day!” Mabel grinned excitedly. “Well, technically three if you count Jasper, but she’s kind of a jerk, so we won’t include her. So this Ruby, is she a friend of yours?”

“She’s… a bit more than that,” Sapphire said, her tone turning somewhat wistful as she glanced down at her empty left palm. “In fact, she’s much more than that… So much more…”