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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#néphos#bg3 tav#doodles#néphos used to do crimes for profit pre-game so i like to think that post-game they recruit astarion into it#dnd rules say ''can't enter a residence without an invitation from one of the occupants''#technically. if you squint. someone who's inside the building is an occupant. Break-ins for murder may continue
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#house md#lawrence kutner#chris taub#screencap#s05e09 “Last Resort”#spoilers it did work#one of the times when team ISN'T breaking and entering (technically)
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my beautiful 14ft tall chimera gf who i can’t look directly in the eyes
#finally entering break and dusting off my ipad#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#my art
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Takes place after this
FINALLY YALL CAN STOP ASKING ME WHERE IS ELITA
Elita-1, apprentice under Liege Maximo, in-training to become an enforcer. She's friends with D-16, they both became apprentices around the same time (Elita was first) and developed a rivalry seeing who can excel at their classes better. They're both rather rough with each other but ultimately that's their way of caring about one another
#btw I don't want to hear a single one of you guys hating on Elita#D was skipping classes#missing trainings#BREAKING AND ENTERING#She's RIGHT#she's simply stating the truth and whatever D spews out during his stress is his own responsibility#apprentice au#transformers#transformers one#transformers orion pax#dpax#megop#tfo#tf one#tf one 2024#tf one orion pax#d 16#orion pax#tfone#my art#elita one#elita 1
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Prompt:
After some very eventful weeks of Jason’s debut as the Red Hood he takes a well deserved night off and decides to crash in one of his safe houses.
He did not count on one of the Bats finding him there.
So to keep his plans from being torpedoed entirely Jason goes with the split second decision of pretending he was held captive by the Red Hood.
#Jason I-did-not-Plan-this-through Todd#Jason pretends he got kidnapped by—- himself#he’s going the full victim act here#breaking out the tears for this one#maybe Batman and Nightwing find him#and it’s a huge shock for everyone involved#Jason has that one moment of ‘do I shoot them?’#and then promptly decides to enter an a grade acting class by crying for his ‘family’ to please save him from the red hood#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#batman#prompts#fanfiction#fanfic#batfam fic#batdad#under the red hood#Au#alternate universe
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Finally finished this god damn thing!
Mostly did this for my friend who is starting s1 but it took me a stupid amount of time (mostly because of Tim)(still not happy with that mtf design)
#it was fun near the end#drawing skinky Jon#and Martin really for breaking and entering#I love how short jon is#scrawny little fuck#definitely has height boosters in his shoes#later on when Martin fixes his posture and Jon’s gets worse the height difference is gonna be so stark#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#character sheet#character reference#I support gay rights and gay wrongs#give Martin a gun
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there are so many amazing and powerful benders in atla but what i love about zuko is that whether or not he can use his bending in that moment has zero (0) bearing on how much he’s going to absolutely kick your ass. no bending? that’s fine - he’s got swords. no swords or bending? that’s fine - he’s literally just going to beat you up. if you’re REALLY unlucky then you get all three. as a treat.
#like he’s surrounded by these amazing benders.#azula who’s a prodigy#the literal avatar#katara who mastered water bending in like -3 days#(literally iconic of her tbh)#and zuko IS a great firebender (his abilities as a firebender improve as his story progresses)#but it just absolutely cracks me up when i remember zuko will just. not use his bending sometimes#anyway zuko alone fight was special bc he really said i will use all three bc ur special 🤭#ch: zuko#avatar the last airbender#avatar: the last airbender#atla#hattie talks#where’s that post that’s like zuko is a prodigy but his special skill is breaking and entering and he can’t tell anyone about that
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some yandere stan and ford thoughts:
tw // stalking, nonconsensual picture taking, breaking and entering, general yandere themes
18+!!!!!
saw someone say stan would take polaroid pics of you after fucking you and im gonna take that and go further with yandere creepy boss stan taking pictures of you. like remember when i said he would call you into his office to make u do stupid tasks for him? he would sooo take upskirt/ass pics of you when you’re bent over. if we’re at the stage of him manipulating you into having sex or something, when you’re not looking, he’s taking pictures of you naked or while you have his dick in your mouth. for blackmail (and to “rub one out” to later)

yandere ford, who’s trying to get used to life back in gravity falls, sees you and realizes you’re perfect to stalk watch (for science!! to see how regular people behave in society these days). he writes notes in his journal about you. these notes start off innocent like “they say good morning and smile at everyone they pass - this is behavior the average fall’s citizen exhibit” to “they waves hello to me today when i passed them at their work - my careful scheduling is working” to “the door to their home was open and i carefully catalogued every article of clothing they own- *lists your sizes in underwear, tshirts, and more*”
#yandere#x reader#yandere x reader#yandere thoughts#gender neutral reader#stalking#non consensual picture taking#breaking and entering#yandere gravity falls#yandere stanley pines#stanley pines x reader#stan pines smut#stan pines x reader#ford pines x reader#yandere ford pines#stanford pines x reader#stanford pines#gravity falls
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Dewi wouldn’t hurt a fly…usually.
Bug Fact: The African Cicada is the loudest bug in the world reaching up to 107 decibels (about the same as a car horn).
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#btw I’m taking a break for the weekend! new page Monday#HK will....survive....mostly#Making sure that thing does not get back up again#Tbh I dont think any of them expected Dewi to enter the fight. He doesn't seem one for combat#also most bugs in game dont have big stompers like Dewi does.#In my experience the best way to kill a bug is to keep ur foot on the ground but Dewi doesn't really have that experience yet#hollow knight#hollow knight humans#hollow knight hornet#hollow knight quirrel#hollow knight knight#hollow knight au#dewi#dewi's adventures in hollow knight
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I’m never not thinking about that screenshot of the Google trends for “gerard way pronouns” where you can pinpoint the SECOND they stepped onstage in Nashville.
#that’s the gender presentation i strive for#the kind where you enter the room and everyone breaks out their phones to google your pronouns#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#mcr nashville#mcrnashville#cheerleader gerard#cheerard#swarm tour#mcr 2022
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It's absolutely true that delusions can take on religious elements and be fueled in part or whole by religion, but dear l-rd, do I hate when people blanket all religion under this whole "it's all delusion, anyway!!!".
No it is not, and I know that because I know what it's like to have gone through delusions! I was reminded of that difference recently, and I'm religious. Not everything that you personally disagree with is a delusion, a narcissistic power play, or anything else. Sometimes you disagree with others. I am pretty religious, but I am more than willing to agree with non-theists about their opinions because they come up with good ideas and we are equal human beings. In fact, the atheist has strengthened my own religious beliefs because I am challenged by them to actually think things through. My whole issue with this is the - funnily enough - holier-than-thou, stigmatizing attitudes that are necessary to say things like that.
As someone who has a vested interest in mental health and accurate information about it, this stuff unironically angers me. The human in me wants to educate people, but the ape in me wants to take away the terms delusional, narcissistic, gaslighting, and every mental health term under the sun away until people learn how to properly use and apply them. The only people you are hurting are people who are already hurting.
#jumblr#mental health#personal thoughts tag#i saw a post on my dash earlier about 'the person in me wants [reasonable thing] but the ape in me wants to [primal reaction]' and i love i#i believe it's a minority of non-theists who do this but every instance of Bad Mental Health Opinions angers me#and i'm not necessarily sorry for it because i'm the insane person who has to battle those opinions as they enter the public consciousness#people do this about more than religion (you're trans?! so you're delusional) and it pisses me off just as badly#a guy just last night said he thought i was delusional because i'm trans. he would break down if he experienced my *actual* delusions
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The latest short showing coalecroux and grimmorning as if they are in a candle lit dinner reminiscing about chuckles. Canon in my mind and heart, written in law in apolaski nation, and established in a UN convention.
#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#apolaski talks#coalecroux#grimmorning#rambling still because I'm entering the sem break mindset#also gricko will never be beating the booster seat allegations lmao
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Someone broke into my place while I was sleeping with the express purpose of trimming my nose hair.
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Odile doesn't get Loop's fascination with star gazing, but she can at least appreciate the chance to sit down and do nothing for a bit.
#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#isat odile#odile looping au#my art#assume this at the point in the au where the two of them start entering the house ahead of the rest of the group#since this way no one can complain about wasting hours reading#but there are only so many headachy books someone can read before wanting a break honestly#this is like refing my whole odile looping series 'like a wheel ever turning' but otherwise just a vibe pic i felt like drawing#i just think they're neat#anyway#even if odile can't really stargaze there's one star she CAN see#very mysterious star too even if its a star that rarely shuts up which should kill SOME of that mystery#Loop is a very talented star!
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Mulder and Scully on their illegal shit
#artists on tumblr#dana scully#gillian anderson#mulder and scully#shit post art#shitpost#x files#digital art#the xfiles#xfiles fanart#fanart#meme redraw#i love it when they do illegal stuff#mulder breaking and entering and scully tagging along for support#like ugh there he goes again breaking the law#mulder come back here
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