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Finally finished this god damn thing!
Mostly did this for my friend who is starting s1 but it took me a stupid amount of time (mostly because of Tim)(still not happy with that mtf design)
#it was fun near the end#drawing skinky Jon#and Martin really for breaking and entering#I love how short jon is#scrawny little fuck#definitely has height boosters in his shoes#later on when Martin fixes his posture and Jon’s gets worse the height difference is gonna be so stark#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#character sheet#character reference#I support gay rights and gay wrongs#give Martin a gun
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WHY THE FUCK DOES KYLAR BELIEVE WHITNEY OVER US?!??!!??!??!!!!!??!
#“i'll tell that scrawny little freak you've been sleeping around if you don't get in this classroom rn”#me with the iron chastity belt and shield i got just so kylar can be my first: ok bet#WHYYYYYYYYYY?!???!?!!????!??????#i fucking hate whitney just for this#just know that i'll be MARCHING to the mma gym from now on#WHITNEY THE BULLY DEGREES OF LEWDITY BETTER WATCH OUT#kylar the loner#dol kylar#degrees of lewdity kylar#degrees of lewdity#dol#it's okay i'm fucking sydney out of spite now#something is watching you
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I’ve been seeing so many things about cat!merlin recently, and I think the funniest fucking scenario for that is that for Yule, Arthur doesn’t know what to give Merlin, but this cat that hates him and loves everyone else is always around, and Merlin likes cats, right? So he tries to solve two problems with one stone and tries to give this cat to Merlin for Yule, except Merlin is the cat, so Arthur can’t find him, and this cat is getting increasingly annoyed, and
#merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#Merlin’s a cat#I love it#a little scrawny black cat#and Arthur hates this cat#and he just assumes#naturally#that Merlin and this cat get along#because everyone else and this cat gets along#and he wants it GONE#and he wants to give Merlin smth he likes#so bam#it’d be so fucking funny guys#maybe I’ll get around to writing it eventually
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played my beloved decaying milf for a twoshot the other day <3
#fireweed#zaffra (on the left) and mordred (right) are not my little guys#they took one look at this scrawny woman and were like.... for the love of god stand behind us tanks#had to fuck up some plants and some evil goo#shes good at fire AND healing we love a multitalented caster#(4 scorching rays + extra d8 + flame seed. yummy)#wizard cast fireball on the whole room with us in it which was interesting (we were not hurt)#my art
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Tbh Sebastian Sallow is a charming ass mf but irl I would FOR SURE try to fight him ALL THE TIME
#Sebastian sallow#like bro? call me ignorant I will throw down so quick#don’t need no damn wand#all hands all the time#scrawny ass white boy#my aggressive Polynesian ass could never maintain a healthy relationship with him#dope ass dude sometimes but god DAMN is he a little shit#Ominis is cool though#Ominis would be my friend fr#tbh though I’d mostly just fuck shit up with poppy and natty#they’re more my vibe fr#hogwarts#harry potter#hogwarts legacy#hufflepuff#gryffindor#ravenclaw#slytherin#hogwarts houses#hogwarts oc#hogwarts legacy oc
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wip. handies
#im not 100% on them atm most r too same-y bar like. the obvi differences.#husk's big ass mitts send me#if u have ideas for like. cute little quirks. or rings. or bracelets or nail polish etc. anything just send them over lol#i love talking abt headcanons sm#vaggies i think need to be a bit stockier and husks fingers too#alastors need to be more fucked up and angels more delicate 2 me..... but not Too delicate#nifftys scrawny. good. pentious need to be more inventor-y. dont know what that entails yet will have to figure that out#i love hand#hazbin hotel
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im gonna share the heroforge shit i made for the old middle school oc reboot tonight, and maybe share lore tomorrow. but i'm gonna be doin stuff tomorrow so i may forget
also i may add an idiot to the roster but for now we have these guys. kari's the host btw. and that's what their shared body looks like
Kari - agender, prefers none but do whatever
Tethys - demi-girl, she/they
Delta- cis woman, she/her
Data - nonbinary, they/them
Lizzie - agender, prefers she/her but use whatever
Jennifer - officially haven't decided, but uses she/her. maybe others? we'll see
#the fuck do i call them#uhhhhh#Kari (OC)#Tethys (OC)#Delta (OC)#Data (OC)#Lizzie (OC)#Jennifer (OC)#maybe i'll give them a system name#but they're all scrawny fuckers#i think data might be the biggest. and they're a robot.#...iiiiiiiii just remembered star trek data (character) exists#um. oops...?#well. something's gonna have to change ig#name. appearance. one of the two. both if i'm feeling ambitious#ANYWAY my point was that the 7th little shit--if they do exist--needs to have a different body type#Fun fact! Tethys and Kari were possibilities I considered when I decided to change my name!#there were a couple of greek mythology names on the list.#along with tethys there was also 'io' and 'rhea'#kari i stole from digimon. she was always my favorite#and on that note i need to go the FUCK to bed goodnight
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doodles from last night before my migraine killed me instantly
paste belongs to @roposhipin and snowdrift yall already know belings to @icedcheetah
#THERES A MOURNING DOVE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW HIIII <3#i think thats a mourning dove its call sounds a little different from the ooohooo hoooo hoooo hoooo hoooo#totally derailed from my thoughts i heard the call and went HIE OMG!#miiirart#doodle#stej#other ocs#vegas (my oc)#thea (my oc)#anyway i had found out literally only last night abt paste's existence and one look at him i was like ohhhhhh#him and acton sharing a similar space in my brain. acton my number 1 forever but theyre both so wet napkin#and both fucked up Big Time#both scrawny and white. paste literally so. you get me#<- the tags i was Going to ramble before totally derailed by pretty birdsong
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“he would not fucking say that” i mutter to myself, staring at the black background of the document in front of me. it’s dark. it’s late. “james diamond would NOT know how to set healthy boundaries like that…”
#roxy doesn’t either so what the fuck are they on about#ugh i just want them to fucking make out already!!!!!!!!!#girl grab his scrawny ass and throw him into the janitors closet PLEASE i gave you a hot bf to jump his fucking bones not to fight with#delete delete delete#anyway put ‘james diamond’ down in the favorite fictional characters section of a secret santa poll today and felt like the dog in a twirly#hat meme#that’s my guyyyy my little guyyyy
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IF I SEE ANDREW DRAWN AS A TWINK ONE MORE TIME.
#don’t get me fucking started#no hate to the artists but also. he’s a goalie. and also lives off of candy and cigarettes. and also is INCREDIBLY strong#HE IS A GOALIE!!!!! A GOALIE!!!!!!#i know most of y’all don’t know shit about sports (neither do i) but goalies for contact sports (such as ice hockey) are massive#even when they’re like 14 goalies are huge#i’m sorry i just hate when people twinkify gay men#i have so many words on this topic. but alas. tumblr isn’t ready#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#andreil#aftg foxes#aftg artists try not to draw backliners and goalies as scrawny little babies challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! 99.9% FAIL!!!!!)#sorry i’m passionate about andrew minyard
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motherfucking Ludinus Daleth JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking scry teleport bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn tethered Ruidus then fucking reilorans and shit right fucking Ruby Vanguard God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Ludinus Daleth man motherfucking Ruidus Ruidus you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking BBEG shit Ludinus Daleth I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the BBEG all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the BBEG fuck dude I just watched fuck Ludinus Daleth man man he fucked over Bells Hells and crazy Ruby Vanguard teleporting Rau shan resin or did the shard fuck this guy who's destroying exandria I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck is destroying exandria all I can think is the guy who played the guy who's destroying exandria who the fuck created exandria
MATTHEW MERCER
#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr3 ep75#ludinus daleth#THIS FUCKING GUY YOU LITTLE SHIT#i want to strangle his scrawny little neck#critical role live watch
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We're you a dirty dirty band kid wire
Not just a band kid but a marching band kid. I'd leave for extra curricular jazz band at 5:30 in the morning. I was the filthiest genre of band kid.
#not to mention that at that age i actually was kind of a gross goblin demon#knots all over my hair i never cared to brush out and wearing the worst most clashy clothes one can imagine#looked like the stereotypical bum hippie of the 70s but with a saxophone in hand#MAN i also didnt ride the fucking bus during the time i was jn band.#so i. scrawny little thang that i was. had to walk like 2 miles home with the stupid saxophone case every fucking dayyyy
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house is such a manipulative little CUNT he is my babygirl i'm going to slice him into paper-thin little segments and wet mount each one onto a slide and examine him bit by bit under a MICROSCOPE. bitch IDIOT.
#house md#s2e7#i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck#(he's my favorite character)#the moment when house apologized and stacy apologized and they were looking at each other and house stayed still but stacy was moving in#to kiss him. just a little. just a bit. slowly slowly.#bitch ass MOTHERFUCKER you're orchestrating this you're proving yourself right#and you're relating all of this to your poor little workwife (wilson) who looks upon your actions w disdain but ultimately does nothing to#stop you or to tell stacy about your manipulative cuntish little ways#GHHGHGJKGLGL;JGKL;JGKLGJL#again. i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck.#i'm going to kill him with my bare hands#great episode btw. fucking love this show
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@Hasbro where the Fuck is he.

#mlp#mlp g5#spike the dragon#mlp mym#my little pony#mlp spoilers#WHERES MY BIG MONSTER SON#I APPRECIATE THAT YOUVE BROUGHT HIM BACK BUT WHY IS HE A SCRAWNY LITTLE PONY LOOKING FUCK
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im just saying how fucking pissed would viago be if he lost not just one but TWO crows to the dellamortes. TWO separate de riva’s who are so horrendously down bad for two different dellamortes. sorry viago. the comedy here is insane and teia knows it
#da spoilers#gilraen ma’hrai#julian de riva#julian is in his late 30s/early 40s and was childhood besties with illario#and both of them are down bad for each other#gilraen is so unique that viago is only mad for the sake of his reputation#how are you gunna be mad when you realize the scrawny teen you and teia took in to train as a crow as a reward for breaking into teias house#is fucking zevran arainais daughter#and not only that she managed to sneak away from her parents - THE HOF AND ZEVRAN - without them realizing until it was too late#sure she put her parents through hell thinking she was dead or worse#nah she just has insane trauma now speedrunning her crow training#where others would get theres done over the course of a decade or more gil had to do the majority of it in three#its a damn good thing her parents taught her how to fight and how to fight well. and that she was already practiced#on taking that killing blow just in case#its the little things#talking mari#i accidentally wrote an essay in the tags about gil
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Gink and Bidna™ doodles, for the soul (ft. Lelda) ❤
#tloz#twilight princess#wolf link#link#midna#zelda#fan art#scrawny draws#LOVE to see these little freaks <333#i can draw sheep + goats just fine but DOGS? W O L V E S ?#istg i need to crack a code or something because i Cannot grok them#i hope midna's mangy stray energy pleases and delights#she reminds me so much of my cat it's unreal 😭#fucking jaffa-cake coloured scruffled little shits#fr fr!!!
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