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Finally finished this god damn thing!
Mostly did this for my friend who is starting s1 but it took me a stupid amount of time (mostly because of Tim)(still not happy with that mtf design)
#it was fun near the end#drawing skinky Jon#and Martin really for breaking and entering#I love how short jon is#scrawny little fuck#definitely has height boosters in his shoes#later on when Martin fixes his posture and Jon’s gets worse the height difference is gonna be so stark#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#character sheet#character reference#I support gay rights and gay wrongs#give Martin a gun
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I’ve been seeing so many things about cat!merlin recently, and I think the funniest fucking scenario for that is that for Yule, Arthur doesn’t know what to give Merlin, but this cat that hates him and loves everyone else is always around, and Merlin likes cats, right? So he tries to solve two problems with one stone and tries to give this cat to Merlin for Yule, except Merlin is the cat, so Arthur can’t find him, and this cat is getting increasingly annoyed, and
#merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#Merlin’s a cat#I love it#a little scrawny black cat#and Arthur hates this cat#and he just assumes#naturally#that Merlin and this cat get along#because everyone else and this cat gets along#and he wants it GONE#and he wants to give Merlin smth he likes#so bam#it’d be so fucking funny guys#maybe I’ll get around to writing it eventually
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Tbh Sebastian Sallow is a charming ass mf but irl I would FOR SURE try to fight him ALL THE TIME
#Sebastian sallow#like bro? call me ignorant I will throw down so quick#don’t need no damn wand#all hands all the time#scrawny ass white boy#my aggressive Polynesian ass could never maintain a healthy relationship with him#dope ass dude sometimes but god DAMN is he a little shit#Ominis is cool though#Ominis would be my friend fr#tbh though I’d mostly just fuck shit up with poppy and natty#they’re more my vibe fr#hogwarts#harry potter#hogwarts legacy#hufflepuff#gryffindor#ravenclaw#slytherin#hogwarts houses#hogwarts oc#hogwarts legacy oc
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wip. handies
#im not 100% on them atm most r too same-y bar like. the obvi differences.#husk's big ass mitts send me#if u have ideas for like. cute little quirks. or rings. or bracelets or nail polish etc. anything just send them over lol#i love talking abt headcanons sm#vaggies i think need to be a bit stockier and husks fingers too#alastors need to be more fucked up and angels more delicate 2 me..... but not Too delicate#nifftys scrawny. good. pentious need to be more inventor-y. dont know what that entails yet will have to figure that out#i love hand#hazbin hotel
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doodles from last night before my migraine killed me instantly
paste belongs to @roposhipin and snowdrift yall already know belings to @icedcheetah
#THERES A MOURNING DOVE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW HIIII <3#i think thats a mourning dove its call sounds a little different from the ooohooo hoooo hoooo hoooo hoooo#totally derailed from my thoughts i heard the call and went HIE OMG!#miiirart#doodle#stej#other ocs#vegas (my oc)#thea (my oc)#anyway i had found out literally only last night abt paste's existence and one look at him i was like ohhhhhh#him and acton sharing a similar space in my brain. acton my number 1 forever but theyre both so wet napkin#and both fucked up Big Time#both scrawny and white. paste literally so. you get me#<- the tags i was Going to ramble before totally derailed by pretty birdsong
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“he would not fucking say that” i mutter to myself, staring at the black background of the document in front of me. it’s dark. it’s late. “james diamond would NOT know how to set healthy boundaries like that…”
#roxy doesn’t either so what the fuck are they on about#ugh i just want them to fucking make out already!!!!!!!!!#girl grab his scrawny ass and throw him into the janitors closet PLEASE i gave you a hot bf to jump his fucking bones not to fight with#delete delete delete#anyway put ‘james diamond’ down in the favorite fictional characters section of a secret santa poll today and felt like the dog in a twirly#hat meme#that’s my guyyyy my little guyyyy
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IF I SEE ANDREW DRAWN AS A TWINK ONE MORE TIME.
#don’t get me fucking started#no hate to the artists but also. he’s a goalie. and also lives off of candy and cigarettes. and also is INCREDIBLY strong#HE IS A GOALIE!!!!! A GOALIE!!!!!!#i know most of y’all don’t know shit about sports (neither do i) but goalies for contact sports (such as ice hockey) are massive#even when they’re like 14 goalies are huge#i’m sorry i just hate when people twinkify gay men#i have so many words on this topic. but alas. tumblr isn’t ready#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#andreil#aftg foxes#aftg artists try not to draw backliners and goalies as scrawny little babies challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! 99.9% FAIL!!!!!)#sorry i’m passionate about andrew minyard
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motherfucking Ludinus Daleth JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking scry teleport bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn tethered Ruidus then fucking reilorans and shit right fucking Ruby Vanguard God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Ludinus Daleth man motherfucking Ruidus Ruidus you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking BBEG shit Ludinus Daleth I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the BBEG all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the BBEG fuck dude I just watched fuck Ludinus Daleth man man he fucked over Bells Hells and crazy Ruby Vanguard teleporting Rau shan resin or did the shard fuck this guy who's destroying exandria I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck is destroying exandria all I can think is the guy who played the guy who's destroying exandria who the fuck created exandria
MATTHEW MERCER
#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr3 ep75#ludinus daleth#THIS FUCKING GUY YOU LITTLE SHIT#i want to strangle his scrawny little neck#critical role live watch
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We're you a dirty dirty band kid wire
Not just a band kid but a marching band kid. I'd leave for extra curricular jazz band at 5:30 in the morning. I was the filthiest genre of band kid.
#not to mention that at that age i actually was kind of a gross goblin demon#knots all over my hair i never cared to brush out and wearing the worst most clashy clothes one can imagine#looked like the stereotypical bum hippie of the 70s but with a saxophone in hand#MAN i also didnt ride the fucking bus during the time i was jn band.#so i. scrawny little thang that i was. had to walk like 2 miles home with the stupid saxophone case every fucking dayyyy
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house is such a manipulative little CUNT he is my babygirl i'm going to slice him into paper-thin little segments and wet mount each one onto a slide and examine him bit by bit under a MICROSCOPE. bitch IDIOT.
#house md#s2e7#i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck#(he's my favorite character)#the moment when house apologized and stacy apologized and they were looking at each other and house stayed still but stacy was moving in#to kiss him. just a little. just a bit. slowly slowly.#bitch ass MOTHERFUCKER you're orchestrating this you're proving yourself right#and you're relating all of this to your poor little workwife (wilson) who looks upon your actions w disdain but ultimately does nothing to#stop you or to tell stacy about your manipulative cuntish little ways#GHHGHGJKGLGL;JGKL;JGKLGJL#again. i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck.#i'm going to kill him with my bare hands#great episode btw. fucking love this show
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the thing abt toothless and hiccup is that toothless is just as obsessed with hiccup as hiccup is with toothless. if their roles were reversed toothless would also have drawings of hiccup above his bed.
#sorry thinking abr httyd is one of the only things keeping me sane at work#im imagining a body swap where the lesson is to teach the other to be happy as who they are but theyre like wtf. this is awesome.#hiccup: FUCK yes im a DRAGON / toothless: opposable thumbs!!!!!!!!#and they are so obsessed with each other they learned each others language (a little shit bc they cant pronounce it in their original#tongues but they got the spirit) so thats fine. the only problem is maneuvering the body but even that eventually evens out.#then they have some antagonist stop by idk and they have to imitate each other and they are UNCANNILY GOOD AT IT.#the only problem is the guy disrespects hiccup* and while hiccup wants toothless to negotiate toothless is like. fuck this *attacks*#hiccup: toothless! you know thats not how we do things!#toothless: i cant translate perfectly + he was disrespecting us + it didnt even hurt him bc your body is so short and scrawny#hiccup: hey.. i know but hey..#anyways. sane thoughts.
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@Hasbro where the Fuck is he.
#mlp#mlp g5#spike the dragon#mlp mym#my little pony#mlp spoilers#WHERES MY BIG MONSTER SON#I APPRECIATE THAT YOUVE BROUGHT HIM BACK BUT WHY IS HE A SCRAWNY LITTLE PONY LOOKING FUCK
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IVE NEVER GOT THIS HOWE DIALOGUE. THROWING UPPPPPPPPPPPP
#GOD. THIS GAME. RENDON HOWE DIE HORRIBLY CHALLENGE (EASY)#tay plays dao#A FOOL HUSK OF A DAUGHTER LIKELY TO END HER DAYS UNDER A ROCK IN THE DEEP ROADS????????#'bryce couslands little spitfire all dressed up and still playing the man' has always been one of my favorite lines Ever. AND NOW THIS ???#BRO.......................................................................................#oc: elspeth#for her this is taking place like. a bit less than 2 months after the deep roads supertrauma i was talking abt yesterday lol#her being at her weakest psychologically and. dsfkjhjfsdfd#hearing THAT?????????? and being like ok. some points have been made#but also after the deep roads shes simultaneously stuck in this ''nothing is real and nothing matters'' mindse so it doesnt hurt as much#since shes already been telling herself all that for months anyway.#like yeah ok and what of it. i might be nothing but im abt to cut YOU into nothing and that will make me feel better <3#GJKGFJKFG#i also think its so funny going from the deep roads to howe's estate quest. like going frm the closest thing in lore to hell itself#to the mansion of some fucking scrawny prissy loser who hasnt picked up a sword in 20 years w guards who dont know shit abt shit#the whole party just. cutting thru them like a wave sjdksjk#ANYWAY NOT TO TIE EVERYTHING BACK TO THE DEEP ROADS BUT IT IS LITERALLY ALL ABT THE DEEP ROADS BTW <3 ALL OF IT <3
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INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Success] — A rosebud, more stem than petal. A teacup, with a steeping sachet of lavender. It will take time. But they will wait for each other.
portrait on its lonesome (disco elysium style is so. difficult hkjh i blend colors too much and am too cautious about palettes to be able to pull it off, does not help im a warm colored art kinda guy)
Dialogue: AUTHORITY — Don't let this perp get the last word! Who does he think he is, talking to you like that? RHETORIC [Medium: Failure] — Who *do* you think he is? PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success] — Someone with a permanent frown. LOGIC [Easy: Success] — Someone who's a criminal. CONCEPTUALIZATION [Formidable: Success] — Someone who's an artist. HALF-LIGHT [Medium: Success] — Someone with two brass knuckles and the know-how to use them. ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Hard: Failure] — Someone who doesn't seem a lotta fun to be around! VOLITION [Heroic: Success] — …Someone who fell through the cracks. SHIVERS [Godly: Success] — Some 20-odd years ago, a kindergarten runaway is herded into the metal belly of packed public transport and emerges reborn in a new city, baptized and spitting up the holy water in the wake of an identity you could barely say was remade as much as it was, simply, made. SHIVERS — He drowns again at age 7, at age 14, and every year thereafter, water filthier and colder every time, treading without a shore in sight. Even as his limbs grow leaden, come hell or high water, he maintains that stepping foot on land after so long will doom him. INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Success] — He doesn't even know who he is anymore; he just feigns indifference. He is a ladybeetle inversed - in the same way there are dots of yin and yang. Stiff belief that there will always be bad in the good. Living proof that there is good in the bad. He will never shed the former, nor acknowledge the latter. EMPATHY [Heroic: Success] — Not now, at least. Not with you, and not without time.
#eca orichird#daily eca#worked HARD on this; LOVED writing for this hajksh skills my best friend skills!! <33 wish i could have include more actually hkjh#DRAMA - SIRE HE BEARS FALSE WITNESS REGULARLY! TO HIS OWN PERSON AS WELL!!#ESPRIT DE CORPS - The lieutenant takes note of the guy's stance. A single pad of his finger makes cold contact with the gun at his side.#PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - oh yeah this guy's scrawny but he's no fucking pansy. you see that scowl? bet /he/ hasn't cried for years. unlike you#ENCYCLOPEDIA - Repression in psychoanalytic theory is the exclusion of distressing memories thoughts from the conscious mind. Often involvi#and for the skills already there: half-light - YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM FIRST!! BEFORE HE KILLS YOU!!!#very difficult perception check shows you his ladybug necklace. shivers tells you about how little Eca got it in the library.#lmao anyway; i made a spelling mistake but was too lazy to edit it bc i already saved it as png lmao. not changing that!!#the background of eca's portrait! on the left you can see a blotch of white on red with a line streaking down. that's the library window :>#on the right is a ladybug hkjh <33 i struggle with even abstract backgrounds so a lot of it is just messing around <33#took me several tries to paint this and even now i dont think i like it very much but thats okay. painting is hard hkjh#anyway DEEP in the disco elly brainrot. had dreams about it last night hkjgh thats all i think <3
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SCOTT YOU TOO AUIUGHHHH
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SCOTT CAWTHON (THE ONE WHO MADE FNAF) IS NOT ONLY PRO-LIFE, BUT HAS VOTED FOR TRUMP AND DONATED 50’000 DOLLARS TO ANTI-LGBTQ ORGANIZATIONS IM GOING FUCKING MAD WHY CANT YALL JUST BE NORMALLLLAAHH YOU BITCH GAY PEOPLE LITERALLY MAKE UP THR FNAF COMMUNITY
#MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED#FUCK YOU SCOTT CAWTHON THE SPIRITS OF ALL THOSE HURT BY TRUMP AND THE ORGANIZATIONS HAUNT YOU#HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR YOU LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOUR ASS YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE BASTARD#scott cawthon#FNAF#five nights at freddy's#fuck trump#pro choice
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im just saying how fucking pissed would viago be if he lost not just one but TWO crows to the dellamortes. TWO separate de riva’s who are so horrendously down bad for two different dellamortes. sorry viago. the comedy here is insane and teia knows it
#da spoilers#gilraen ma’hrai#julian de riva#julian is in his late 30s/early 40s and was childhood besties with illario#and both of them are down bad for each other#gilraen is so unique that viago is only mad for the sake of his reputation#how are you gunna be mad when you realize the scrawny teen you and teia took in to train as a crow as a reward for breaking into teias house#is fucking zevran arainais daughter#and not only that she managed to sneak away from her parents - THE HOF AND ZEVRAN - without them realizing until it was too late#sure she put her parents through hell thinking she was dead or worse#nah she just has insane trauma now speedrunning her crow training#where others would get theres done over the course of a decade or more gil had to do the majority of it in three#its a damn good thing her parents taught her how to fight and how to fight well. and that she was already practiced#on taking that killing blow just in case#its the little things#talking mari#i accidentally wrote an essay in the tags about gil
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