#HE IS A GOALIE!!!!! A GOALIE!!!!!!
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IF I SEE ANDREW DRAWN AS A TWINK ONE MORE TIME.
#don’t get me fucking started#no hate to the artists but also. he’s a goalie. and also lives off of candy and cigarettes. and also is INCREDIBLY strong#HE IS A GOALIE!!!!! A GOALIE!!!!!!#i know most of y’all don’t know shit about sports (neither do i) but goalies for contact sports (such as ice hockey) are massive#even when they’re like 14 goalies are huge#i’m sorry i just hate when people twinkify gay men#i have so many words on this topic. but alas. tumblr isn’t ready#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#andreil#aftg foxes#aftg artists try not to draw backliners and goalies as scrawny little babies challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! 99.9% FAIL!!!!!)#sorry i’m passionate about andrew minyard
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one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball
#andrew minyard#best goalie in class I exy#when wymack asks andrew to shut the goal down and andrew is like#give me a number#and wymack says 5 and andrew lets exactly 5 SHOTS IN BEFORE SHUTTING IT DOWN#and after the game wymack goes#what if i’d said one?#and andrew goes#WHAT IF#oh he’s so hot#i know footballers do this too but it seems less impressive#the speed in exy is just a different level than in football (soccer)#when they do this#aftg#all for the game#the foxes
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okay pump the brakes on the nhl content ‘cause i need everyone on my dash to understand that keanu is the 🐐 and i will love him forever.
#the fact that hes a goalie makes this even better#luv u bud#keanu reeves#my favorite old man#hockey
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Woller reminding Logan Cooley about boundaries with a swift punch to the face✨
#he was sick and tireddddd#im obsessed with him.#he can do no wrong#joseph woll#logan cooley#toronto maple leafs#nhl#utah hockey club#hockey#goalies#jw60
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goalie pro tip: if you're being threatened in your trapezoid and none of your teammates have their sticks down, the correct response is to bank it off the guy's stick and glove it for a whistle. and if he bats it down? he won't. don't worry about it. he's too slow. you're gonna shut them out. you're yaroslav askarov. you are simply better than them
#i think i'm in love#san jose barracuda#yaroslav askarov#mine#goalies#love thy goalie#hockey#he;s so beautiful#san jose sharks#sharks lb
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the cutest little guy
#HIM IN HIS LITTLE GOALIE EQUIPMENT#clapping like a proud mama#i had to replay this part one too many times#he’s soooo cuteee AHHHHH#JOEEEEYYYY#joseph woll#jw60#toronto maple leafs#maple leafs#leafs lb#hockey
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imagine there's a local league in town where coed teams are allowed so here they are (ok i was very haikyuu pilled and instead of drawing haikyuu fanart i draw dol playing volleyball)
#degrees of lewdity#dol#robin the orphan#whitney the bully#sydney the faithful#kylar the loner#i have an hc that whitney's role in his soccer team is goalie#he's goalie bc his role model is the evil goalkeeper in shaolin soccer#and also he loves being the number one obstacle from the other team scoring#and fortunately his skills as a goal keeper translate really well to a middle blocker#maqui art
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my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series
#and nary a nonwhite man! but yes lets put landeskog noted non-active player for the last two seasons in this show#connor mcdavid#leon draisaitl#matthew tkachuk#jacob trouba#sorry buddy i actually do like you a lot as a person outside of hockey (as much as i can like a celeb i dont know) but good lord ur elbows#david pastrnak#jeremy swayman#i hate you i hate you i hate you for being so good a goalie and being in the atlantic GRRRRR#quinn hughes#eldest sister narrative prevails as always#jack eichel#william nylander#IM SORRY a lot of his current pretty boy status is just people refusing to acknowledge the passage of time wreaking its usual havoc#on fine-haired pale-skinned white people#filip forsberg#still puzzling over why he was chosen besides his majestic mustache#love u bub#gabe landeskog
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i want a fic about them on my desk by thursday. capiche? /j
#blackleg is blacklegginggggg#sanji was destined to be a fave of mine bc he has shitty hair and long legs. that is quite literally all it takes#zosan#sanzo#my art#also if the number 12 has any significance in op i wouldnt know bc again i quite literally have not watched a single ep or read a single ch#i am just here for the gays#anyways luffy is the goalie on zoro's team (he knows and admires sanji bc ofc he does. he likes to try some of sanji's skating poses)#and nami owns the rink they all practice at#robin is the physical therapist/massage therapist zoro reticently ponders to abt his crus--rivalry. rivalry#in between trying not to scream bc holy fuck robin just dug her elbow into his glutes that he never stretches#twist could b zoro thinks robin only works for the team but turns out she works on sanji too (who is much better abt stretching but has som#sort of injury that knocked him out of competition while he recovers maybe) and he also prob talks about his cr-rival who thinks hockey is#harder than figure skating to her to. shes prob interchangable with chopper or maybe the pair work together#nami is probably a former figure skater but being a rink owner and skating instructor makes more money that competitions alone sooooo.....#i wish i had clever thoughts for the other strawhats but alas i do not. apologies usopp et al. i am not cool enough#edit: pls see @milfjf’s additional tags talking abt the other strawhats bc they’re RIGHT
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Wymack did not give Andrew keys to the court in TKM for yall to still be saying that Andrew hates exy
#let him enjoy stuff#andrew minyard#andrewminyardsaidsskibidi2025#kevin day#neil josten#andreil#all the kings men#aftg tkm#he’s the best goalie in the south#let him cook#twinyards#HE HAS FEELINGS#all for the game#the foxhole court
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★ — jake oettinger in "tipping" | NHL via youtube; december 12, 2024
#hockey#hockeyedit#dallas stars#stars#jake oettinger#what a dork 🥰#he gets the oscar for most exaggerated eye roll#i'm sure they just got goalies who went to media day for this#but there's something SO funny in using the goalie from the team who famously spends like an extra half hour in practice on tipping#well to be fair it's not the whole team. but it's a sizeable contingent#+ ty dellandrea out in san jose because joe pavelski haunts us all#z:edit
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@ nhljets : we asked eric comrie some questions
#save me jets goalie answering silly questions video. save me.......#i watched this video like three times in a row#hes soo cute#☀️#eric comrie#winnipeg jets#re my last post: got tired of waiting for a jets fan to post this so i did it myself 😭
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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njd@ana | 01.03.24
#luke hughes#devils#so indignant#tripped! tripped and slashed!#he's innocent he would never interfere on your goalie!#.gif
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Their fun-loving idiot asses just cannot count to five.
#God the CONCENTRATION of PLD and LT.#Actually it makes sense LT comes close given he's the goalie. All those TMM calls weren't HIS fault#Pro makes the best anguished noises though#...I had never heard of using steamboat before. Is this a Canadian thing or a Willy thing or...?#Tom Wilson#Logan Thompson#Aliaksei Protas#Pierre Luc Dubois#Brandon Duhaime#Taylor Raddysh#John Carlson#Washington Capitals
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from being the youngest captain of the nhl to losing after being down 0-3 and forcing game 7. i don't care what you say. this is his team
connor mcdavid | EDM @ FLA | 06.24.2024
#do you ever think about how far connor has grown and the leader he has become#from being a terrified 18 year old who didn't know if he would meet the expectations that everyone put on him#from him dreading talking to the media and not showing any personality except to his team and his family#to ben stelter#to loosening up more because he's grown up now#to shutting people up and bringing us back from the fucking dead when everyone counted us out and no one but him and drai and the rest of#the team believing in themselves#to losing in the cup finals in this way but still standing in the benches while the other team hoists the cup#the dream he has had since he was a child to a teen to a young adult to now#to make sure he could hug his team and his goalie?#yeah i think about it#he is a captain i would want to play for#corey perry#stuart skinner#anyways i am devastated and tired#good night#and yes i realized there was a portion i did not gif so i went back and added it#leon draisaitl#mcdrai#oilers lb#edmonton oilers#perlinigif#connor mcdavid
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