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skiinedknees · 1 year ago

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IF I SEE ANDREW DRAWN AS A TWINK ONE MORE TIME.

#don’t get me fucking started #no hate to the artists but also. he’s a goalie. and also lives off of candy and cigarettes. and also is INCREDIBLY strong #HE IS A GOALIE!!!!! A GOALIE!!!!!!#i know most of y’all don’t know shit about sports (neither do i) but goalies for contact sports (such as ice hockey) are massive #even when they’re like 14 goalies are huge #i’m sorry i just hate when people twinkify gay men #i have so many words on this topic. but alas. tumblr isn’t ready #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg foxes #aftg artists try not to draw backliners and goalies as scrawny little babies challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! 99.9% FAIL!!!!!)#sorry i’m passionate about andrew minyard

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aalyre · 5 months ago

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one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

#andrew minyard #best goalie in class I exy #when wymack asks andrew to shut the goal down and andrew is like #give me a number #and wymack says 5 and andrew lets exactly 5 SHOTS IN BEFORE SHUTTING IT DOWN #and after the game wymack goes #what if i’d said one?#and andrew goes #WHAT IF #oh he’s so hot #i know footballers do this too but it seems less impressive #the speed in exy is just a different level than in football (soccer)#when they do this #aftg #all for the game #the foxes

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sidsthekid · 5 months ago

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okay pump the brakes on the nhl content ‘cause i need everyone on my dash to understand that keanu is the 🐐 and i will love him forever.

#the fact that hes a goalie makes this even better #luv u bud #keanu reeves #my favorite old man #hockey

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ancarumlosna · 1 month ago

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Woller reminding Logan Cooley about boundaries with a swift punch to the face✨

#he was sick and tireddddd #im obsessed with him.#he can do no wrong #joseph woll #logan cooley #toronto maple leafs #nhl #utah hockey club #hockey #goalies #jw60

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endeus · 3 months ago

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goalie pro tip: if you're being threatened in your trapezoid and none of your teammates have their sticks down, the correct response is to bank it off the guy's stick and glove it. and if he bats it down? he won't. don't worry about it. he's too slow. you're gonna shut them out. you're yaroslav askarov. you are simply better than them

#asky then returns to his crease and because the puck is covered by the goalie in the crease the refs blow the play dead :)#i think i'm in love #san jose barracuda #yaroslav askarov #mine #goalies #love thy goalie #hockey #he;s so beautiful

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ppjeterka · 7 months ago

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my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series

#and nary a nonwhite man! but yes lets put landeskog noted non-active player for the last two seasons in this show #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #matthew tkachuk #jacob trouba #sorry buddy i actually do like you a lot as a person outside of hockey (as much as i can like a celeb i dont know) but good lord ur elbows #david pastrnak #jeremy swayman #i hate you i hate you i hate you for being so good a goalie and being in the atlantic GRRRRR #quinn hughes #eldest sister narrative prevails as always #jack eichel #william nylander #IM SORRY a lot of his current pretty boy status is just people refusing to acknowledge the passage of time wreaking its usual havoc #on fine-haired pale-skinned white people #filip forsberg #still puzzling over why he was chosen besides his majestic mustache #love u bub #gabe landeskog

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maqui-chan · 4 months ago

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imagine there's a local league in town where coed teams are allowed so here they are (ok i was very haikyuu pilled and instead of drawing haikyuu fanart i draw dol playing volleyball)

#degrees of lewdity #dol #robin the orphan #whitney the bully #sydney the faithful #kylar the loner #i have an hc that whitney's role in his soccer team is goalie #he's goalie bc his role model is the evil goalkeeper in shaolin soccer #and also he loves being the number one obstacle from the other team scoring #and fortunately his skills as a goal keeper translate really well to a middle blocker #maqui art

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tankuare · 1 month ago

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Wymack did not give Andrew keys to the court in TKM for yall to still be saying that Andrew hates exy

#let him enjoy stuff #andrew minyard #andrewminyardsaidsskibidi2025 #kevin day #neil josten #andreil #all the kings men #aftg tkm #he’s the best goalie in the south #let him cook #twinyards #HE HAS FEELINGS #all for the game #the foxhole court

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kitnita · 26 days ago

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