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himbo extraordinaire rants about soda
#oh sorry for the crunch thats just me chewING ON MY OWN FIST#nhl#seattle kraken#brandon montour#kyle.gif#nhledit#brandonmontouredit#hes so fucking hot
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welcome to once a cat always a cat, skating with brandon montour but the pantrs cut
"Who's the best prankster that you've played with in the NHL?" "Best but sneaky because he plays it off like he's on your side. Matty Tkachuk."
"Best and worst guy to sit next to on the plane?" "Best guy, Chucky. Worst... I'm gonna say Aaron Ekblad and that's uh for reasons I won't discuss 😁"
#brandon montour#matthew tkachuk#aaron ekblad#florida panthers#2425#maffhew pulling out the nice guy card when hes the culprit tracks extensively#sneaky sneaky#monty has been scarred so many times#i see the prank foodchain really was maffhew→monty→ekky#monty choosing maffhew because he sat with him at the poker table OUGHHHH#LOYALTY LIVES#LOYALTY IS SO REAL#WHAT IS WITH EKKY BEING CONSISTENTLU CHOSEN AS THE WORST GUY TO SIT NEXT TOO 😭😭#THATS 3 VOTES AGAINST HIM THIS IS SO#BENNY SWAGGY A N D MONTY SAYING HES THE WORST#WHAT DOES THIS MAN DO AT THE POKER TABLE I NEED TO KNOW#HE MUST BE SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS IF THEYRE LIKE THIS#CRYING INTO MY HANDS ONLY FORSY APPRECIATES HIM#ekky the punching bag of the poker table posse 😭😭😭😭
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continuing the brandon montour shenanigans....
so so affronted with the knowledge that some of his teammates drink soda... like utter disgust on his face. mans cant fathom the idea and will not tolerate it
#seattle kraken#brandon montour#bm62#nhl#ice hockey#so monty not a soda enjoyer in the rink#his personality is actively judging his teammates#i believe teammates = forwards in this sense given its always the forwards#the dmen united in the no soda front#monty monty#why do i always see you in such state#aka#exhibit 1: no shirts for me#and#exhibit 2: i refuse to wear a shirt the right way because im allergic#kidding aside#ilysm monty#but i think i have to check my sanity
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NOT MONTY OUT HERE BEING A SLUUUUUUT
#hes perfect#hes babygirl#seattle#kraken lb#seattle kraken#krakenblr#. brandon montour#monty#brandon montour
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😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
#can’t remember if we ever got more than that ne of these at the time#so here have all three just in case#matthew tkachuk#brandon montour#cats cup cellies#Like I always say: they definitely fucked in the Bahamas
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10.29.24 (SEA @ MTL): BRANDON MONTOUR gives the penalty box camera a wash
#kraken lb#brandon montour#seattle kraken#krakenedit#krakenblr#nhl#nhledit#hockeyblr#hockeyedit#ice hockey#my stuff#my gifs#my hockey gifs
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#seattle kraken#shane wright#oliver bjorkstrand#andre burakovsky#brandon montour#jamie oleksiak#philipp grubauer#tye kartye#ryker evans#chandler stephenson#matty beniers#will borgen#yanni gourde#josh mahura#*
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straight from the rats to the fish . happy first fish toss brandon montour!
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[MONTY] after the game against the preds 20.11.2024
#;.............I NEEDTOBEUFKCING SEDATED HES SO FUDKGIUNHOT#nhl#seattle kraken#brandon montour#kyle.gif#nhledit#brandonmontouredit
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yes it IS very funny seeing all the guys who got ejected greeting the actual proper law abidding citizens after the game ended
boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2
postgame | 5.8.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#eetu luostarinen#brandon montour#oliver ekman larsson#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#criminals the lot of you#7 whole men getting a misconduct...#the florida panthers way#ive seen mattys modesty towel more than ive seen my own mother
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i fear he has gone thru smth before and would not like to retell the horrors to spare us from such fate
LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS OF HIMSELF FOR HAVING HIS OWN BOTTLE. as if he was doing the bare minimum. again the HORRORS he must have witnessed firsthand or as a bystander mayhaps.. come on monty tell us ur secrets... oh so we're threatening now, okay monty sir (it confirms that he has been slighted before) poor lad
#seattle kraken#brandon montour#bm62#nhl#ice hockey#sir can we get an interview with u in#checks notes#less compromising state#i watched this at 6 am#i was not prepared#monty answering the real questions#always so smiley ilysm#i would like to assume that the slighting may have happened during the panthers era#could be HAHA#now he just has to say who#just because these band of circus monkeys (lovingly and endearingly) prolly are so so rambunctious with eo
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Credit: penaltyboxpodcast ( instagram )
Highlighting the talent and spirit of Indigenous players in the NHL and PWHL! Their journey on the ice inspires us all 🏒 #NHL #PWHL #Hockey
Created by graphic designer: Carissa Ng
#nhl#nwhl#hockey#women’s hockey#indigenous hockey players#zach whitecloud#carey price#brandon montour#tj oshie#calen addison#travis harmonic#ethan bear#connor dewar#jocelyne larocque#victoria bach#abby roque#jamie lee rattray#pwhl montreal#pwhl toronto#pwhl boston#pwhl new york#pwhl ottawa#pwhl minnesota#toronto maple leafs#washington capitals#ottawa senators#san jose sharks#florida panthers#vegas golden knights
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flirting is his first language
kraken @ wild || 12.10.24
#kirill kaprizov#brandon montour#minnesota wild#has he ever even spoken to this man in his life. my bet would be no. and yet.#the fact that this is. at the start of overtime. girl you're meant to be like. stressed or something.#kirill#monty#mine.gif
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nhl: YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 🍾
#Blessings on blessings#feral cats#cats cup cellies#matthew tkachuk#gustav forsling#carter verhaeghe#aaron ekblad#dmitry kulikov#brandon montour#the shot from the knees of the champagne being sprayed upward into forsling is OBSCENE#2324
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10.29.24 (SEA @ MTL): ADAM LARSSON throws his helmet on the ice for BRANDON MONTOUR'S first career hat trick
#kraken lb#adam larsson#brandon montour#seattle kraken#krakenedit#krakenblr#nhl#nhledit#hockeyblr#hockeyedit#ice hockey#my stuff#my gifs#my hockey gifs
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let's go kitty cats
#florida panthers#brandon montour#aaron ekblad#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#sasha barkov#this was rushed & meager but i had to do my part(posting on tumblr)#wanted to hit more players but it's hard to not project tkachuk onto every text post i read#hockey memes
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