#brain works 🫡

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[jubshead]

Lithario fighting headcanons:

Rio and Agatha don’t really argue, Rio usually just annoys Agatha to the point where she gets out of the room or start throwing stuff and screaming while Rio cackles.

They always get into physical fights that, more times than not, end up as their foreplay.

Lilia and Agatha are always bickering, Lilia is always so done with Agatha’s bullshit and the purple witch plays sly to exasperate her.

She’s always amused by Lilia rolling her eyes and finds it really hot the way her voice sounds when she’s angry.

Rio and Lilia never fight, something about Lilia brings a sense of calmness to lady death that nothing else does.

Rio always does what Lilia asks, no questions asked, and she always takes the yellow witch’s side when she argues with Agatha, leaving the purple witch pissed off.

[crowcicle]

slimecicle played dead plate!!!!

[evansbuck-ley]

unsurprising but my henryverse christmas fic is getting away from me lmao, here’s another peak at my lil family just being cute

Buck couldn’t help but laugh as he watched Tommy chase a giggling Henry around the Christmas Tree before scooping him up, lifting him over his head and placing him on his shoulders. He pulled out his polaroid camera and took a picture of the pair, before jogging over to join them.

The day was just as magic as Buck could have hoped for. After an hour of looking, Henry did in fact find the biggest and bestest tree; well the biggest that Tommy would allow in the house. Once the tree was secured in the truck, they headed to the small cafe located on the farm for some lunch. Henry took a sip of his very first hot chocolate, which left the cutest whipped cream mustache on his top lip. With a laugh, Buck took a picture of him and sent it into the group chat.

Buck: He pulls it off better than his uncle Eddie.

Hen: Oh look at that sweet face!

Chimney: Just showed Maddie and she immediately started to cry.

Bobby: That has to be your Christmas card picture this year.

Eddie: You are lucky he is cute, otherwise I would be highly offended.

tagging some peeps 🫡

@nydoorin-lionett @louisferrignojr @swagmaster9k @bidisasterevankinard @merrylou-mas @loucifersbitch @music-is-the-voice-of-the-soul @911-is-my-emergency

[henchfry]

Redraw to this thing

I’d like to thank the demons in my soul for possessing me to redraw this

And Codot for making a podcast that makes me keep coming back to it

No text ver. Under the cut

[daz4i]

my favorite brand of dazai is pathetic. i hate it when ppl - including canon itself - try to make him cool. the man clearly strives to be pathetic why are you forcing him to be something he isn't. this is inhumane treatment. put him in a wet cardboard box NOW.

[ladyhoneydarlinglove]

slightly related to the animanga vs opla sanji post: i think for me the fundamental difference between zoro and sanji as characters (and why i ultimately like zoro more) is that even outside the zosan/sanzo ship dynamics, i find zoro to be an overall enjoyable and interesting character, and while i prefer pre timeskip zoro i think post timeskip zoro has some really good moments. whereas with animanga sanji, sometimes i feel like without the zosan/sanzo ship dynamics, i have an INCREDIBLY difficult time seeing him as a likeable character post timeskip. because without that added element of sanji’s whole ‘love cook’ schtick being a sort of performative overcompensation to deal with his feelings for zoro (because the toxic masculinity inherent in his upbringing tells him he CAN’T have these feelings for zoro), a solid 50% of the time he’s on page all i can think is ‘man where the hell did pre timeskip sanji go? cause this new guy fucking sucks shit and i kind of don’t care whether he lives or dies’

[bi-writes]

i find it hilarious that the shit i write 2 minutes before i pass out and fall asleep always gets a fuckton of attention and what i write that takes me 14+ business days just looks cute on my masterlist

[darcyolsson]

I. caught up with 911

[cozymochi]

Hi Cozi I just wanted to check and let you know that we really appreciate all of the beautiful are you provide us ❤️ You seemed really exhausted and down after that ice cream flavor challenge you did, it’s not my business to decide what’s best for you, but I hope you’re able to rest up and feel better soon.

Be safe 💞

Because I was down and exhausted.

I rested a smidge and completed some other priority (privately).

So I didn’t really do much resting 🫡

[shtalker]

i separate emotion from reason like a surgeon. i watch it swell and wriggle, clinically. if i poke into it too much its going to explode and they will see me coated in it, ashamed.

[fieldworm]

HEY. So I've seen some posts of people discussing what music Holt listens to. And as someone that has been curating a playlist I have a lot of thoughts. BUT. We actually DO have a canonical list of specific songs from real life.

Most notably, he loved Kesha in the MH book series. But everybody knows that I think.

I'm talking about. We get THIS list.

So like. These all have puns but here's the list of the actual songs/artist names

1. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO

2. "Ghosts 'n' Stuff" by DeadMau5

3. "The Album" by Cobra Starship

4. "Fifteen" by Taylor Swift

5. "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga

6. "The Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi

7. "Moves Like Jager" by Maroon 5

8. "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz

9. "Love You Like a Love Song" by Selena Gomez

10. "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

Sources:

The Playlist (Entry "Spring Break Jams That Sizzle")

Celebrity Names + Songs

[mercless]

🗡 so was talon not invited to the black rose masque or

[einsatzzz]

art time-lapse of this piece that i posted in IG b4 to try out doing reels. i really like how this turned out overall plus "yasashii suisei" (link for eng tl) really fit the vibes so im queueing this here too

[softgothbabe]

I've been awake for 27 hours now 💀

[kylejsugarman]

it is actually so funny that as a rule i dont follow any celebrities on social media so march straight up has to go collect aaron paul images and bring them to me when they get posted 😭😭 im the emperor and march is my human instagram explore page