#brain works 🫡

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[crowcicle]

slimecicle played dead plate!!!!

[henchfry]

Redraw to this thing

I’d like to thank the demons in my soul for possessing me to redraw this

And Codot for making a podcast that makes me keep coming back to it

No text ver. Under the cut

[daz4i]

my favorite brand of dazai is pathetic. i hate it when ppl - including canon itself - try to make him cool. the man clearly strives to be pathetic why are you forcing him to be something he isn't. this is inhumane treatment. put him in a wet cardboard box NOW.

[bi-writes]

i find it hilarious that the shit i write 2 minutes before i pass out and fall asleep always gets a fuckton of attention and what i write that takes me 14+ business days just looks cute on my masterlist

[fieldworm]

HEY. So I've seen some posts of people discussing what music Holt listens to. And as someone that has been curating a playlist I have a lot of thoughts. BUT. We actually DO have a canonical list of specific songs from real life.

Most notably, he loved Kesha in the MH book series. But everybody knows that I think.

I'm talking about. We get THIS list.

So like. These all have puns but here's the list of the actual songs/artist names

1. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO

2. "Ghosts 'n' Stuff" by DeadMau5

3. "The Album" by Cobra Starship

4. "Fifteen" by Taylor Swift

5. "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga

6. "The Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi

7. "Moves Like Jager" by Maroon 5

8. "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz

9. "Love You Like a Love Song" by Selena Gomez

10. "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

Sources:

The Playlist (Entry "Spring Break Jams That Sizzle")

Celebrity Names + Songs

[einsatzzz]

art time-lapse of this piece that i posted in IG b4 to try out doing reels. i really like how this turned out overall plus "yasashii suisei" (link for eng tl) really fit the vibes so im queueing this here too

[soggy-fishsticks]

hey guys sorry if posting my art takes a little while I've been too busy thinking about visual kei fashion and gnawing on my enclosure abt it xoxo 💋💕🫶

rant in tags beware ⚠️🤓

[kylejsugarman]

it is actually so funny that as a rule i dont follow any celebrities on social media so march straight up has to go collect aaron paul images and bring them to me when they get posted 😭😭 im the emperor and march is my human instagram explore page

[meru90]

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[shalom-iamcominghome]

What is "Conservadox" in the context of Judaism? Is it just a term for Modern Orthodox-adjacent Masorti Jews (in contrast to Reform/Liberal-adjacent ones?)

Obviously, everyone interprets what constitutes conservadox differently, but I've noticed the overarching themes include being generally more observant of certain laws/expectations/practices than other people in conservative movements.

I'd honestly say conservadox is just as much a spectrum as anything else - I'm obviously not an expert, but these have been my own observations. I tend not to focus on movements beyond generally trying to understand what I might expect, so I could be missing a more cohesive definition!

[girlsdads]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa struggling with feeling like my worth in fandom spaces is dependent on being a content creator like if im not making gifs or writing fic or idk making memes or smth i’m boring and shouldn’t be here

[jaylaxies]

staring at my hee wip rn:

[ghostbeam]

Did an oz+oikawa one too…

[lovesickgoose]

Hi I guess a few people did end up noticing, but I haven't been using this blog for a bit because I'm not doing very well right now, and this blog and the things I previously enjoyed are heavily covered in ooze. Anyway faq

>Are you okay? Not really

>What's up? Assorted mental health issues, assorted physical health issues, assorted life issues

>Why have you disappeared into the fog and cut off all communication? Aforementioned ooze covered blog, and The Horrors are beating me up daily. The executives are also not functioning

>Where's the art? I'm not really fussed about drawing right now. I've been knitting a hell of a lot of shrimp lately to Cope™️ though

>When will you be back? Your guess is as good as mine

Well anyway, I hope everyone else is alright. Don't be concerned or anything because I'm fine. I just feel like slop. Bye, maybe see you again at some point

[starseered]

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