#boys planet problems

[seokmattchuus]

SOMEONE SAID OLLIE RAPS LIKE HE'S ON YO GABBA GABBA I'M CRYING

[boxwinebaddie]

my favorite baby style ncu continuity is cute tiny hopeless romantic kindergarten disney prince stan falling in love with kyle broflovski at first sight and buying every flavor of ring pop trying to propose to him like 'you are...the most Beautiful person i've ever seen.'

and evil feral kindergarten nj kyle threatening to bite him, fight him and end his pitiful life like 'and you are...so Gahdamn WEIRD. stay the hell away from me, yA FREAK!' and trying to bear mace him skdhs

— but then k-garten stan doing something incredibly wholesome, mindboggling stupid and storybook chivalrous to save k-garten kyle's life, the ice around his cold black heart melting, bein forever changed and falling head over heels in love w boy hero k-garten stan...

...all to take the fATTEST L OF ALL FUCKING TIME because he is too emotionally constipated to confess his feelings and end up gettin stuck in the super best friend zone FOREVER bc every day perfect stan marsh gets lovelier, handsomer and....Fucking STUPIDER.

[r0b1ee]

[Chardee / Collar Full - Panic! At The Disco]

[hanbeanz]

imagine hanbin as an elementary school teacher / therapist 🥺

[allthecryingdragons]

Alright yall like don't wish on the Ghoul boys' downfall now.

We shouldn't hate on the creators just cause they wanna make more money- all us are doing the same thing, WE LIVE IN A CAPATALISTIC SOCIETY.

Its not the "trying to make more money" that should be the problem here, it should be about how they went abt it.

[news4dzhozhar]

[slimeclimbtime]

hear me out

consider this lineup for wakeone and yuehua's mixed project (if forced to play by wakeone's initial lineup). we get wakeonez together. we get ggang reunion. we get hwanjiti. we get variety kings. we get g group members

either seunghwan or hanbin can be the leader they’re both really good at it tbh

main vocals: junhyeon (with lead dancer), seungeon, yunseo, wumuti main rappers: jianyu, jihoo, jeonghyeon, junghyun (with lead or sub vocal for all three of them) main dancers: hanbin, seunghwan (and both of them are all rounders, might as well)

like this whole group is fucking stacked. you got all three and then variety with junhyeons existence and jianyu's silly personality and wumuti and hanbin being social butterflies and yunseo seunghwan reaction kings like hello???

jihoo would also not be the only introvert in this team which will save him from the hells of extroverts

[horangslay]

y'all ever want to like a group SO BAD but just cannot get into the music ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

Turns out my therapist was right. Making that pathetic wizard blow up did not fix my broken heart. 💔 #RIPGale you didn’t fix anything but at least you were there…

[ohhmydyosfics]

(Haobin) [enter-talk] ZHANG HAO'S ATTITUDE PROBLEM?

A post about Hanbin’s treatment of Zhang Hao goes viral. Zhang Hao isn’t as amused by it as Hanbin is.

https://href.li/?https://archiveofourown.org/works/47804860

[tyrannuspitch]

i get why ppl (myself included) like to use old norse as a substitute for asgardian, and as obviously a storytelling device that's absolutely fine, but given the way mcu history seems to have gone, i think it's actually much more likely that asgardians speak their own entirely unrelated language, but they think modern humans all speak old norse. and given the kinds of days loki and thor were having on earth 2011-2013, they might have taken a very long time to notice that that wasn't true. so when avengers tower¹ is hit with some allspeak-deactivating plot device i feel like it's less that they start speaking norse straight away and more that loki is like "[𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔰𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡����𝔞𝔫] the supervillain of the week thinks one mediocre spell is enough to outmanoeuvre me? i have known The Midgardian Tongue my entire life. ᚼᛁᚢᚱᛁᚦ, ᚢᛋᚾᛁᛅᛚᛅ ᚼᛁᚱᛏᚱᛁᚴᛁ, ᚠᚢᛚᚴᛁᚦ ᛘᛚᚴ!"

¹where loki just is for some reason. u know how it is

[seokmattchuus]

Now that the final is almost over who the fUcK suggested zerobaseone

[lunetual]

also i feel like so many people on twt and tiktok (not here we’re all grizzled veterans of survival shows) have just never seen a produce series before so they’re losing their minds about the format being unfair / biased / just a popularity contest and it’s just like. yeah 😭 this IS just a popularity contest that is the POINT it’s always going to be a majority kgroup and the kvotes will always weigh more than any other country and the kvoters always have their faves and those faves will make the lineup !! it just is what it is you know. jay will never win a vote off between him and THE hui, who has an established fanbase already, even if he was better (and i thought he was this time!). sung hanbin will always obliterate any international opponent head to head no matter how good they are. the line up is going to be like seven korean boys and keita and zhanghao i can already feel it in my bones. we should go back to an 11 person lineup tho bc maybe then we could get away with a 7/4 split 😭😭

[daehee]

Chapter 11

Back Again

Three months had gone by and school was starting up again. Keita was a trainee, he didn't make it through YG treasure box. He took it surprisingly well. He's still chasing his dream. Ricky went back to China right after graduation. Jiwoo became and idol, debuting in a group called Nmixx. Yunjin also debuted in a popular girl group known as Le sserafim. 

Ever since Keita and Jiwoo left, my life is been pretty boring. Yunjin is barely ever here because of her group schedule. The youngest member of her group, Eunchae, also recently started attending SOPA. She's really funny, and we're the same age, so that's cool. My days kind of go by in a blur. It's not that they're super busy, just that there is nothing to fill them. I no longer have my best friend by my side, I really only have Yunjin as my best friend these days. Its pretty lonely and quiet in the dorm because Yunjin moved out. Wow... how did I just now realize that I literally have the whole dorm to myself... jeez, I need something to get me living again.

"DUDE?!? Hana, are you here?" The door slammed and Yunjin yelled at me loudly.

"Yeah I'm here, what's up?"

"It's time for class."

"You came all the way to the dorm just to tell me that?"

"Yeah, I wanna walk with you. It's our last first day of school. WE'RE SENIORS, we gotta make it special."

"Ok, ok, fine." 

I finished my breakfast, grabbing my phone and backpack, heading out the door behind Yunjin. We silently walked to our next class. Everyone was rowdy because it was the first day of school, especially the senior. Eric, Seungho, and Aaron came to meet us. We were the only seniors left in the 'it' group. Eunchae was also welcomed into the 'it' group, after all she was a debuted artist. 

We all walked into our advanced dance class, which was first period. Standing there was one of the last people I ever expected to see in this school again. Next to our dance teacher was... Keita?

"Hello class! Today you have a special assignment. You will be pairing up with each other to make a dance for a grade and the K-pop music festival. Since the top dancer of the summer has yet to be revealed, we will do so now. The top dancer will be pairing with Keita for the festival, and will be graded on your performance and choreography. Each group will get a theme from this bowl."

Everyone murmurs, already thinking about their partners. We were all excited for special assignments, especially getting to perform at the K-pop music festival. Some of the biggest names will be there. 

"Alright, our top dancer is.... Akahana Adams." I wasn't really surprised to hear my name, I had been top dancer since I started coming here. Now I just had to think about dancing with Keita. 

"Come get your theme." My teacher directed. I walked up to the front, digging my hand in the bowl for a slip of paper.

"S-sexy?"

My teacher laughed at the look on my face. Keita also did. It was kind of weird because we haven't seen each other since right before he went on ygtb a few months ago. I had watched it live as soon as it came out, but we had yet to talk. We communicated threw very few texts. 

"You two get practice room one, go have fun!" My teacher instructed us.

We silently walked to the first practice room. I didn't know what to say to him, and I assume it was the same for him. When we got to the practice room, I still didn't speak. I only stretched silently. 

"You're not going to talk to me?" Keita asked, moving my hand to his shoulder for stability as I stretched my quad muscle.

"I-... no. I just don't know what to say to you."

"Oh come on Hana, we're best friend! You always know what to say to me."

"Yeah well, we also haven't really talked all that much, let alone seen each other in a few months."

"Exactly, you should've jumped into my arms the moment you saw me, or at least have done it by now."

I rolled my eyes at Keita playfully. I knew he was half expecting me to, so I jumped into his arms, hugging him tightly.

"I missed you baby." He spoke softly into my shoulder. I let my legs slide down from around his waist, laying my head against his shoulder when my feet were safely on the ground.

"I missed you too Kei." 

We stood there hugging for a few minutes. The warmth radiating off of him was something I hadn't felt in so long. I remember being addicted to his hugs when we were younger, I would use any excuse I had to cuddle close to him, or wrap my arms around his neck so he'd wrap his around my waist.

"Kei... I think I'm gonna go home when I graduate."

"WHAT?! But Hana, why would you leave? Isn't it your dream to be a dancer in Korea?"

"Well yeah, but nothing's happening for me Keita. I don't have friends anymore, I live alone in my dorm. I haven't seen my mom and dad in 3 years. My days blur by because they're empty. I'm just... I'm lost Keita. I'm losing myself. I got caught up in this dream that I thought I could achieve, but it's taking me nowhere and... I-... I'm lost."

"Well... write songs with those lyrics... damn. And wait... you live alone in the dorm?"

"Yeah Hayoon and Jiwoo graduated remember?"

"Yeah but what about Yunjin?"

"She debuted Keita. She's in Le sserafim. She moved out."

"Damn... she's at BigHit?"

"Yeah."

"You're actually alone in that huge ass dorm?"

"Yes Keita... I don't even really have friends anymore. There are 4 seniors left in the 'it' group. Yunjin is never here because of schedule and that leaves Eric, Seungho, and Aaron. I'm friends with Eunchae, the macknae of Yunjin's group, but like Yunjin, she's barely here. I kinda fell apart after you left."

"I'm so sorry Hana. I promise I'll talk to you every day from now on. And please don't go home... then I'll get to see you less."

"I'm sorry if these let's you down Keita... but I don't know if I can stay. Nothings going right for me right now and I just-... I don't wanna cry anymore Keita."

"No babe, I get it, but look at me. I kinda hate to use myself as an example but... I wasn't even really all that close to debuting with Treasure. I'm young and inexperienced compared to the others... so I didn't make it. But the point it, I'm not giving up. I'm a trainee at a different agency now, and I'm gonna keep going until I make my debut. Your slaying at this school. Your top of your class at academics, and top of your ADVANCED dance class... AT A FREAKING FINE ARTS SCHOOL. You're not always gonna be the most experienced, you're not always gonna be the best, so if you cant handle it while you are the best... then you gotta toughen up Hana."

"I-... okay. What if nothing happens for me though? What if I stay stuck?"

"You're literally a dancing prodigy. Something will happen for you. How about we just focus on the dance for now, kay?"

"Okay." I agreed.

We began the long process of choreographing a dance... hopefully we'll do good.

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The intro post for this story has all the chapters listed.

[lapluieellepleut]

I make through the whole top 9 announcement, perfectly knowing who is gonna be, i stayed until the very end of the episode just to see the eliminated trainees saying their good bye to the remaining contestants like any elimination episode....and they don't show it

[sockdooe]

Thinking about old retired shance Waking up in the morning and laying there just embracing each other…

or lance trying to get up and failing for about an hour cause shiro won’t let him up cause he needs his “emotional support hubby pillow”