#boyfriend nonnie

[awesomefringey]

Hi Sabine! Boyfriend anon here. How are you? So, for the new episode of "My boyfriend is in love with Harry" this is an actual conversation we had this morning. Him, out of nowhere as he was putting his shoes on: baby, what's my jeans' size? Me, rolling my eyes 'cos he's fucking 29 and how can he not know his jeans' size???: 30. Him, whispering with a satisfied smile: so me and Harry could actually exchange clothes. Me: ...what??? It took me 10 minutes of tumblr scrolling to realize that he saw that someone was selling Harry's trousers on depop 😅 and since the item is listed as sold now, I'm kinda hoping he's the one who bought them, 'cos I am a size 30 too. And of course he doesn't know it 😂

God I love your updates! 😍

Your boyfriend is under Harry’s spell and it’s time for him to admit it!!! 😃

[cannibalhellhound]

I sprained my wrist in my sleep, so obviously I go draw something instead of resting 👍🏼 but it's not finished because it hurts and it's 2am

Tommy is very happy watching his two favorite beings snoring in his couch!! So he must share with another favorite being aka Eddie (◕◡◕)

1. Curly haired Tommy is best Tommy.

2. Evan is a mood sleeping like that.

3. I gave Tommy a dog. As I usually do.

Her name is Nonni and she's a rescued fight dog. She snores as loud as Evan and by now Eddie and Christopher have many videos of those two harmonizing in their sleep.

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

NPD culture is everyone in my boyfriend's life telling him to leave me after they find out I have npd. even his therapist says that he should leave because i "could become abusive due to the npd".

i put in so much fucking effort to be a good little narc who doesn't do anything toxic or bad, i've put in years of work to fix my abusive behaviours, to stop hurting people. it changes fucking nothing, and at this point, wanting to stay with my boyfriend is the only thing stopping me from throwing all that work out of the window and not caring again because it clearly doesn't fucking matter.

i put in all this effort for society and then they still treat me like trash. i could do whatever and hurt whoever but i choose not to because i am a good person. but that's not good enough.

(but there's a silver lining. my boyfriend, he doesn't listen to those people and i love him for that)

.

[yearningaces]

i can just imagine lil human falling asleep on Ofius's hand and he wont move

absoluty not

content to watch the human cuddle againts his pulse point, or wrapping their arms around his thumb like cuddling with a pillow

akin to an owner with their cat, did the cat fall asleep on ur lap? welp thats ur life now, dont dare move, enjoy it

You have him down character wise 100% cause he will sooner chop his arm off to let his lil human sleep peacefully than risk waking them up

Though for an out of vibe statement, Ofius is the first character of mine that comes to mind that would so willingly submit to self mutilation for his partner. Not saying no one else would but he wouldn't even give himself a half second to hesitate before tearing into his own body. So enjoy that...

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Ofius stares down at you, his expression unchanging from the endeared gaze he's has on you for the last hour and half.

His hand was splayed upright on the table, stretched out slightly for his comfort originally when you wandered over, sat in his palm, and as if the weight of the earth held him down he hasn't moved since.

Originally, you'd sat in his palm, leaning into the gentle touch of his fingers that so carefully curled up to hold you as best as Ofius could. His head resting in his free hand as he watched you, and talked on and on about a new idea you had, something that always delighted the giant to hear.

But eventually you laid back while conversing, and then you were curling up, closing your eyes.... Now you'd been fast asleep for some time, gripping onto the base of his thumb while resting your head against that part of his palm as it was the softest with the most give.

Ofius wondered if you could feel his heartbeat. The thought soothing his own heart. He just watched you.

Was his arm numb? Yes. Was it growing uncomfortable? For the last half hour. Did he have any plans on moving you? He'd sooner die, actually.

The giant only let out a quiet sigh, a small smile on his face as he tried to maneuver himself without moving the hand you're sleeping on, and rest his head on his free arm. Settling down right next to where you are so he can hear the faintest rhythm of a human heartbeat slowly sleeping away.

As long as you were comfortable, Ofius could find comfort and settle in for the night. He has a feeling you'd be asleep until sunrise at least anyway, so he looked over to you, admiring and taking in your precious appearance one more time before closing his eyes to sleep and bidding you an almost silent,

"Goodnight, little love."

[inkandpaintleopard]

Uhh long story short Bubble Guppies/Spooky Month AU

Bonus:

If no one else does a Bubble Guppies fnf mod then I will because I think one should exist because they would absolutely destroy Boyfriend

[teddybeartoji]

HELLO MICKEY !!!!! bf!gojo anon here and i just wanted to say i was jumping in joy reading your reply to me ily i am covering you in kisses too mwah mwah MWAH!!!!!!

i come with more bf!gojo brainrot because he's genuinely all i think of these days it's getting concerning.. what did he put in my drink ?! and i want to share them with you bcs he rly makes me happy and i hope these silly rambles make you feel happy too! :D

anyway.. he'll be so into whatever.. all kinds of marking !! whether it may be something like hickeys or or sharing clothes :(( HE WOULD WEAR YOUR CLOTHES TOO!!! like those oversized shirts or jackets or hoodies he doesnt care if theyre small or big on him he will. WEAR it!! him wearing your hoodie.. and your hoodie smelling like him.. while you wear his one that atp smells like you ://

ok and hickeys. clears throat i think at first he'd be a bit shy (but excited) about having to walk around with a BRUISE on his neck but .. now.. it feels weirder if he doesnt have a mark of some sort.. also him with lipstick on his neck ? his smooth milky neck ???? rattles cage YOU GET ME ?!

necks.... he immediately melts and turns into a whiny mess when you get near his throat.. when you start kissing him there he never wants you to stop.. ever.. he also loves doing the same thing to your neck ^_^ ok i think i need to stop bcs im going to hyperventilate and this might get nasty real fast bcs needy gojo baring his neck is something tht makes smoke come out of my ears THANK U FOR LISTENING HAVE A GOOD DAY

BOYFRIEND SATORUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE MAKES ME SO NERVOUS HE GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES EEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SO GLAD WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER THOUGH NONNIE<3333333333

AAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT HIM LOVING ANY FORM OF MARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LOVES LOVES LOVES TO SHOW THAT HE'S YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he wears the hickeys you give him with pride and the same goes for lipstick marks and your clothes too. and he obviously loves marking you up too but tbh i think it's more important for him to be yours and not the other way around.

he also likes to buy you clothes that he knows will fit him too,, he wants you to wear them for some time just so he can steal them for himself later lmao i think he loves hoodies the most!!!!!!!!!!!! i might be biased here but idk i feel like hoodies are always so warm and comfortable and now that they also smell like you satoru wishes he would never have to take the piece of clothing off!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND HE FUCKING ADORES LIPSTICK MARKS THEY MAKE HIM SO FUCKING GIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! esp when you're messing around, sitting on his lap and just kissing him all over it feels like he's in heaven he can't get enough of it. and he just soo so handsy while you do it too he really is like a puppy sometimes lmao but mmmmmmm nonnie just imagine how pretty his smile would be:(((((( his cheeks are dusted pink bc he feels so warm all over, his body burning from your love<3333333333 i love smitten satoru so fucking much i'm gonna explode i think

NONNIE. HIS NECK. IS SO. FUCKING. SENSITIVE. literally his weakest point btw... you could just look at his neck and he's already feeling warm lmao he's so cute godddd he loves it when you lick and kiss his neck it gets him so needy and pliant in seconds he's just putty in your hands you could do whatever you want with him (he's into that)

and you're right abt him loving your neck too though.... ooouughhh he really likes licking your neck (??????) and biting too. he likes the way you twitch and squirm under him:33333333 btw i just need to say that kissing overall is one of his favourite things ever. not even like making out he loves Kissing. he wants to feel your lips against his at all times, he wants to taste you. you're so soft and you feel so good in his arms and he goes wild over the little sounds you let out whenever he nips at your bottom lip mmmmmmm fuck that's so hot...

OKE BUT WAHHHHH I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT ON THIS MY BELOVED I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE THOUGH BC WOW HE MAKES ME FEEL INSANE he's thee loverboy of all times he just needs to be loved and held and taken care of. and he wants to do the same to you. you're his everything<33333333333

[mellowwillowy]

I know! I knowwww!!1!11!!!!

Imagine how yanderes(especially blue) love when you wear their hoodies!!!! Would they have self control? Self-restraint??<33

~ps. I love you! You're my favourite author<3

He loves it, they love it! Although they'd prefer it if people wouldn't be able to see you dressed in their clothes...

Blue often lends you his hoodie as your makeshift dress if you are smaller than him. If equal/larger then he'll just giggle like a child seeing you dressed in his items of clothing ~~

[akkpipitphattana]

Nick, sweetie need you to break out the wiretap again and expose Atom you keep saying you nasty show me the receipts king

fr expose his ass for your boyfie baby

[aheathen-conceivably]

Gio you piece of shit. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO THE WOMAN YOU LOVE???? I'm going to go insane what is wrong with him (joking. Kind of) - LGL

Oh, LGL, however did I know this little wrinkle with Grocery Boy would bring you out of the woodworks…

I could literally write a mini essay on this so I’ll try and overview it as fast as I know how because we have some toxic dynamics building up right now, and without seeing that clearly the story may go off the rails very quickly.

Let’s go back to the 1920s. I admit I did not show this dynamic as explicitly as I would have liked, but you can see it in this post. Josephine in some ways delights in knowing that Giorgio is “below” her, in feeling like she’s the one with the power in their relationship. She gives him just enough emotionally but never all that she knows he needs and craves (see this post too).

Despite this (and perhaps because of it), Giorgio is hooked on her. He’ll never admit it (not even to himself), but in doing this he’s trying to reverse that power dynamic. Now she is the one who needs him, and that’s all he’s ever wanted. At first this was just a desire for his partner to need and rely on him emotionally (again, here), but the more Josephine manipulated that and put him down, the more this evolved into a larger complex.

Of course the reasoning that he gives is not totally fabricated, and Giorgio knows better than any of them just how bad the economic situation is. His father is a mafia leader (which has been alluded to), and it’s clear that he has intel into the larger issues in this era. It’s important to note that while we see this clearly in hindsight, it’s perhaps not as clear to those living it day to day. So when he says that he’s doing it for them, he means it. New Orleans in the 1930s is in horrible economic straights, and he was offering the lifeline he has to his friends and the woman he loves. As we’ve now learned, this lifeline is far from perfect (looking at you barren soil and home loan), but when you consider the alternatives and the value of a home itself, it is at least a base to weather the storms of the decade.

However, he knows that Jo would not accept a lifeline, because it would make her dependent and indebted to that person, therefore giving them power over her (which she admits to herself here). So he told himself that he was obscuring part of the truth for her sake, not his own. But then we’re right back to Gio’s underlying, more manipulative reasons, which now color this new dynamic and put Josephine in a situation that while “safer”, ultimately robs her of making an informed choice and meeting Giorgio on equal footing if she had chosen this on her own.

[tj-crochets]

What if you crocheted the cigar? Would that help the size problem? My brain is thinking: MR 6, INC 6, (SC, INC) 6 and then just SC to length and then color change to grey or red for the cigar end?

Depending on the yarn, you could get a nice texture to the cigar too.

Crocheting the cigar is definitely an option, and depending on the scale I was going for that's pretty much the pattern I was thinking too, I just have to admit I know nothing about cigars or what their texture usually is lol

[holdinbacksecrets]

you know how jk is really good at art, I feel that would translate to makeup since it’s a form of art too. I really like imagining him doing my makeup like omg I feel like he would kill it with the wing liner lol. I also feel like he would enjoy doing your makeup since he probably knows a lot about it being an idol and all!

this is so sweet 🥹 i genuinely love this so much. it created a little scene in my head, and i’m going to watch it and then rewind it a few times.

i love the idea of jungkook going to an event with you, but you aren’t the best at makeup. jungkook can tell you’re struggling, and his voice is soft when he says “can i try?”

you have no idea how much time has passed attempting on your own, but you exhale with relief as soon as his voice meets your ears.

you turn away from the mirror, handing him the liquid liner, and he smiles gently. he says you look so beautiful.

jungkook’s left hand meets your neck, and his thumb’s touch is light against your jaw. he licks the silver of his lip ring, analyzing your eyes before smiling again. “you did such a good job on the first wing. hopefully, i’ll get the other to match.”

you know he will, and the twinkle in your eye tells him so.

it takes him twenty seconds. you counted, and you laugh at the perfect line along your lid, wondering why you didn’t call him in earlier.

“i can’t believe it’s taken this long for you to help me. how about my eye shadow next time?”

“a dollar a second.”

“oh, shut up. kisses instead.”

“deal.”

“it wasn’t a question.”

“i wasn’t going to make you pay me.”

you undo the top button of jungkook’s dress shirt, and caress the parting fabric, nearly grazing his chest.

“probably for the best.”

jungkook kisses your forehead, and you melt at the feeling of his lips lifting. “let’s go, apprentice. we’re going to be late.”

“apprentice?”

“yeah, i’ll do your make up, but i’m going to teach you too. i’ll be… away, you know, and it’ll be nice to spend time together like this— in a new way. plus, imagine all the progress you’ll make while i’m gone.” it’ll give you something to do. it’ll give you something to look forward to and spend your time on— keep your hands busy. he knows how important that is for you.

“everyday i think i’ve reached the limit on loving you, and i continue to surprise myself.”

at the event, your friends are shocked to see your winged eyeliner, knowing you usually settle for mascara and lining your waterlines. the joy that consumes you when you tell them jungkook did it is so utterly heartwarming.

[awesomefringey]

Hi Sabine! Boyfriend anon here, i don't know if you remember me... Anyway, this morning I woke up way before him, so I was supposed to warn him about the Emrata video, but I'm a bad person and I just HAD to witness his live reaction, so I didn't tell him anything, I just waited for him to go on ig and... Oh, it was so worthy!!! 😂 I could tell the moment he saw it because he freezed with his mouth open, then he slowly looked at me and whispered "Is that... Is that Emily Rataj

HELP!!! 😂

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

I overheard a guy in my gym having like a playful argument with his girlfriend and I need to share

Girl: Connor, we’ve talked about this before. I can put my own weights up.

Connor: babe I know you are big and strong and just lifted those weights but what kind of boyfriend would I be if I let my princess put her weights away by herself.

Tell me how this isn’t Changbin or Chan.

Side note I see this couple in there almost every time I’m in there. They are so cute together. I’ve caught him rebraiding part of her hair before and I about died from cuteness.

Shut up.

This is literally one of the cutest fucking things I've ever heard.

I need you to befriend this couple for writing inspiration. Report back.

Also. you're totally right, this is the type of gym boyfriend, absolutely, that Chan and Changbin are.

Like they spot you constantly, even though they know you're more than capable, and toss you water bottles before you even ask for them, and when you protest, they level you with a stare and say something like, "Hydration is important, babe, even for someone as nearly perfect as you."

And they wait for you outside the locker room when you're through, and one of them immediately takes your duffle bag, ignoring your glare, as the other slings an arm around your shoulders and says, "Yeah, yeah, we know, you're a strong, capable, independent woman who could wreck our shit, but do us a favor, and let us feel useful this once."

[yearningaces]

hello, hope you're doing well <3 idk if requests are open rn, but- i've been having a hard time with my disability cause of the cold and was wondering if you could write any of your characters (or a new friend!!) giving a disabled reader comfort during a tough time? particularly regarding chronic pain and joint issues?

lots of love 🤍

I specifically want to write this so badly because of my own joint issues (in my early 20's no less) and I love these topics cause there's never enough of them it seemes

As disclaimer I don't have chronic pain so if I portray anything in a way that's not realistic please point it out so I can do better by folks who deal with this. This goes for any time I write about any disability

And you get a new friend entirely, specifically while thinking of the best kind of partner to help with chronic pain I had an idea and I hope you don't mind that I'm using my own monster creation for this, but I really wanted a chance to talk about him regardless

It was already overwhelming by the time you woke up mid-morning to see the sun shining far too brightly into your room.

Your body ached, your joints strained, it was going to be a bitch of a day.

It took time to get up and move, briefly you'd wondered what sort of level you'd be riding on today, and by extension what mobility aid you'd need to use.

For now though, something to drink and something for pain. By the time you made it to the apothecary cabinet, you were ready to sit on the floor and take a few minutes of rest... The cold certainly wasn't helping and today was a really bad day.

"Hearth of my home, are you awake?" Vydon's voice rings out from the back door as he enters the kitchen, no doubt having gone out to the forest for the early morning to hunt. His voice hissing and clicking with bone against bone as the exposed skull of the nightstalker spoke in layered tones.

The nightmarish form of a prey species turned predator rounded the corner, pointed hooves clopping and his skeletal snout peered around the corner of the kitchen, turning to face you. Vydon's white glowing eyes peered at you as he moved on all fours before easily swapping to standing on his hind legs, looming straight down over you as he shifted closer. His antlers had fallen off apparently, shedding season had finally arrived. "My warmth in the cold, why are you seated upon this floor?" His voice was attempting some form of soft tones despite the natural hiss to his words.

"Can't get up." Your response has him lowering himself further, taloned hands slowly hovering over your shoulders, ready to lift you up.

"Bad day?" His jaw clicks a few times as he speaks, listening intently.

"Shit day." You reiterate, "Cold doesn't help, I just want something to knock me out for a bit at least so I don't have to deal with my body's revolt." You nod to the cabinet you had opened to rifle through the various medicines inside.

Vydon drops his skeletal snout, swinging is slowly side to side as his tail sways behind him slowly. "On an empty stomach no doubt... May I lift you, my light?" The gray fur and bone covered creature questions, hands hovering closer to you.

"I don't know..." He'd learned the places you ache the worst and how to carry you to avoid disturbing those spots further but today wasn't just a few spots, everything just hurt.

Vydon clicked his jaw lightly, ears flicking slightly as he debated something. "Then rest here momentarily. I will bring you something to drink, and rest upon until you feel you are ready to move."

The nightstalker nodded his head and with a garbled rumble, turned to the main kitchen, yet his ears remained pointed back towards you, listening still.

He returned after a moment, laying a cushion beside you as close as he could and offering a mug of something warm enough to heat your insides but cold enough not to burn so you could take your pain meds. "Now, this first then I can make something simple to eat. Something of soft texture and warm... Pancakes perhaps? Or grits?"

You listened to him ponder as you sipped on what turned out to be apple cider. Having taken your meds and the toasty feeling of a warm drink not erasing your pain, but soothing it somewhat. The cushion was nice too. Without noticing Vydon's tail circling around you, a light wool blanket was deposited onto your shoulders as well while he spoke, trying to rid you of your aching chill.

"-y dear, did you hear me?" Vydon's voice calls out in a soft hiss as he lowered himself to be eye level with your seated form.

His words bring you back to attention and make you shake your head, "spacing out, nothing to worry about." You don't want to bother him right now.

He clicks his jaw at your words. "Funnily enough, I was saying you need not act as though you are fine, that you can manage and handle this alone, that I shouldn't worry." Vydon slowly settled on his haunches as he watches you. "I hold the privilege of worrying for you, as it means you trust me to do right by you when you are in need of any assistance."

"I'm a burden." You respond calmly, it's not entirely upsetting to you, it just is.

"yes, you are." He agreed... That's what catches you off guard. Yet he continues with such affection in his tone. "Everyone is a burden at one point or another, I have been to you a monumental amount of times. You spent so long learning how to cook food that we both could safely eat. As I am a being of raw meat, and you a human who could so easily be harmed by certain types of raw food, it was a challenge for you to learn how to feed a carnivorous creature like myself." His skeletal muzzle lowers to gingerly press against the side of your arm, not risking anything else until he knew you wouldn't be uncomfortable from his actions.

"My antlers fall off in bloody heeps and each spring when they regrow the velvet falls off in fleshy bloody strands that you so often aid me with despite my objections as I know it's a messy bloody burden, but you do so because you love me, you don't love me despite such things. They are a part of me that you love, inconvenience and all." His tail slowly shifts across the floor to circle around you without touching you.

"And as such, I do not love you in spite of your ailments. Why, I wished they did not harm you so, and if I could I'd fight your illnesses one by one, but as they exist it is another part of you I will care for as you are you. I will love you through it all."

You take a moment, listening to his jumbled words. He's trying his best that's for certain, and when his taloned hand carefully holds out a heated water bottle placed into the plush bear it's made for, you take the warm item and hold it in your hands with a nod. "I guess that makes sense. Most folks would say I'm not a burden though if I said I was."

"that would be as if I lied about being a burden to you when hunting season returns and you have to find me covered in blood and hose me down. I will not lie to you, but I will never not love you either."

What is there to do other than to agree? You both sit silently for a few minutes, Vydon seems completely relaxed and at peace waiting for you to feel up to moving back to bed so he can bring you breakfast as well.

Eventually you hold a hand out to him, your body still aches, but the bed will be more comfortable than here, and with how carefully the night stalker takes your hand, you know he'll help as much as he can.

Sometimes that's enough

[luvlyycy]

HJBDSQSK BABES OMG YOUR NEW THEME IS LITERALLY PERFECT 😻😻😻

LAW GOES SO WELL WITH THE EVANESCENCE VIBE IDK HOW YOU ALWAYS COME UP WITH THE MOST DELICIOUS THEMES EVER

-🫀

AAAGGGHHHHHH THANK YEWWWW. IM VERY INDECISIVE TO THE POINT WHERE IM CONTEMPLATING CHANGING IT ALREADY UGHEHHEEE.

[teddybeartoji]

hi mickey!!! i have some suguru thoughts i wanna share 😁 i think suguru is such an affectionate and sweet boyfriend.. he's so soft spoken with you, leaning down, practically PURRING into your ear when he talks.. and he's really touchy, always has to have an arm around you, and when you're both at home you best bet you'll always be on his lap or beside him or underneath him or on top of him 🤭

when you're both on the couch he purposefully sits in the middle, manspreading like crazy and refusing to move so you'll be forced to sit on his lap :3 his big arms will wrap around your waist and not even a few minutes in he's already peppering your cheek with soft kisses.. how are you even going to finish the series you're watching at this rate if he's always doing this ?! you're not complaining though.. especially when his hand slips inside your shirt and he starts gently kneading your tummy with his big warm hand teehee

thats all .. cuddly suguru 😁 runs away

OH MY GOD NONNNIEEE!!!!!!!!!!! SUGURU IS THE SWEETEST FUCKING BOYFRIEND EVER I LOVE HIM SOOOSO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!! AND YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BTWW!!!! he is suuuuper super soft spoken i really feel like he never raises his voice ever like not even when you do happen to have a fight yk?? and the purring into the ear thing ohhh my godddd.... he knows exactly what he's doing too he loves to see you squirm lmao aand yesss!!!!!!!!! he always wants to be close to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets you rest your feet on his lap while he's reading!!!!!!!!!! and i feel like he really really loves holding your hand too,, he doesn't really say it but he looooves it!!!!! it makes him feel so safe<333333333

SITTING ON HIS LAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 HOOOOLY FUCK MY EYES JUST ROLLED BACK INTO MY HEADDD I NEED THAT SOOO BAD!!!! ohhh and he just loooves holding you there like he absolutely adores pulling you flush to him like that,, his chest is against your back and he's kissing your cheek and resting his head on your shoulder. maybe he's even reading the lines out with you just to fluster you some more yk? he's a little shit like that but we love him!!!!! cough he might uhh move you back and forth a little on his lap too cough HE JUST LOVES TO SEE YOU GET A LITTLE EMBARRASSSEDD OKAY HE LOVES IT SO MUCH HE THINKS YOU'RE SOOSO CUTEE>:333333333333