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we need more manga with "scary face" ladies. I need more buff or masculine faced ladies who are misunderstood. Give them the romance they deserve, the love they deserve!!! THERE ARENT ENOUGH!!!
ALSO MORE CHUBBY MCS!!! THATLOOK CHUBBY!!!! AND DONT GO DOWN THE "ive gotten thin so now everyone likes me" ROUTE!!! GIVE THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE!!!!
i went on a manga reading spree last night- i didnt sleep til 4am LOLOL
#granpa tuna is ramblin again#and i dont mean the shojo girl whos is said to look different#i want actual intimidating looking art!!! GIVE ME NOW!!!#bouta do it myself
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Elections stressing me out so much I'm genuinely considering becoming hyper religious and joining a convent in Northern France
#election 2024#im sobbing#God help us all#dps#bouta watch dead poets society to make myself feel better#ask me anything#yawping#just to preface i do NOT support trump#just so ppl dont get the wrong idea
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I often think abt this mutual I used 2 have and o the thing in The Office where they stare @ the camera
#Bouta rant abt them so if they don’t care keep scrolling☝️#But they just weren’t fun 2 text after a while and we’re both became so dependent of each other#I realized it wasn’t very normal and spaced myself a bit but they just got kinda desperate and I felt bad#But then it got kinda creepy#Like once they asked if I wanted 2 see them do inappropriate acts 2 themselves over a Discord call#Despite the fact that I am a guy in a happy relationship and they were a lesbian#So I just started to get uncomfortable#Then we just stopped talking one day#And I soft blocked them I cannot go through that again#I still get sick thinking abt jt#Victor Speaks#Vent
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guess who's back in the house heels click-clackin' about fine fresh feminine style to 11 i'm divine so heavenly gentlemen sweatin' it's dimes across the board with no doubt body like wow! pussy bouta end this drought—
#finally getting it going in DA2 baby#continuing with my world state building for whenever dreadwolf comes out#i didn't actually have anything to say in the post i just wanted to share my hawke#look at him his pussy is on fire baby#foine asf if i DO say so myself#kore talks dragon age#i JUST got to act 2 after working my ass off modding and then stressing about friendship v rivalry oh my god i forgot how stressful this is#i'm just tryna keep isabela from leaving me dude it's so nervewracking but good news she won't leave me i succeeded#now to get fenris to make out with hawke and not accidentally romance anders like i used to do a lot fully by accident#i put too much work into making that elf look good and you know i love you isabela but hawke MUST fuck that elf#outta the way bisexual he's bouta get it
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I seem to have given myself anxiety.
Time to write. :)
#oops I shouldn’t have had all that coffee.#now I’m shakey#and ñêrvîœūš#why did I do this to myself?#because yummy coffee. that’s why.#these characters bouta suffer cause of me-
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Kinda wanna get into Epic the Musical. I really did like reading the kinda more summed up version of The Odyssey, but it was quite enjoyable either way. Though I kinda started hating it because of my teacher. But either way, it was an interesting read.
Plus, some of the songs sound really good :3
#sam's talky talks#I got to play Odysseus for his fight against the suitors#Which I HATED that when we got to that part me my classmate who played Telemachus and some others had to stand—#—in front of the class and act it out. What the fuck 😭#That wouldn't be the last time sadly (had to do it for Romeo and Juliet fr bouta kill myself)#It was fun playing the Prince tho omg. I had a BLAST acting it out and being very in character hehe#<- AND I WAS SICK TOO!#Anyways. I'm done rambling now jfhrjeje
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literally going to explode man
Venting in tags cause I'm silly like that
#vent#im literally so overdramatic#im crying and panicking over. literally nothing??#like i wanna kms but like do i??#istg im doing so much to calm myself down and distraxt but like shit man#maybe a hot shower will help#maybe im crying due to [personal trauma that i domt wanna share to tumblr]#but like wtf#that LITERALLY stopped 5 yrs ago#it did start 12yrs ago but man thats damn near a decade and a half#get OVER IT#piece of shit ass brain#if i dont calm down rn idk waht im bouta do#nothing i do is good enough for myself#how do i fix my own expectations
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The 4th of July !
⚠️ warning !: fluff, smut, sex in a car, unprotected. Oral (fem receiving ) !definitely not proof read!
It was late a night around 12:35. Fireworks and gunshots where going on outside celebrating the 4th day of July. you was laying down chilling till felt ony get out the bed. “where you goin’?” you asked while still laying down eyes closed. “I’m gonna go shoot some fireworks!” You sighed and didn’t say nothing after that. “You not mad is you?” He asked before taking his gun out the drawer. “Nahh. But you best not be out there being crazy ya’ hear me?” You lifted up turnt back point you’re finger at him like you were scolding him. “Mama I promise I won’t!” “Okay ony..” you said slunching back into bed.
About half an hour later ony was shooting hella fireworks and shot his gun Atleast twice. There was a bunch of fireworks popping outside from many different yards, it was beautiful, they were pushing it, it was barely even the 4th it was still 12 something. You decided to get out of bed and go on the bedroom balcony wearing nothing but a sports bra and a pair of ony’s psd boxers. and your blonde lace in a clawclip style, watching him blow some small fireworks moving on to the bigger ones till he noticed you. “Mama? you not cold wearing them little ass clothes?” “Tuh.. baby I’ll be ohk” “nah mama I’m just saying you wearing that lil shi outside so..” “boy worry bout them damn fireworks.” He laughed “okay okay..” “mhm. Just make sure we still got some for the actual day.” You said rolling you eyes with arms leaning on the bars of the balcony looking down at him “alright I gotchu ima just blow a few more,” y’all stayed in silence a bit watching as the fireworks popped and crackled. “Baby I can’t wait to see you in your little outfit tomorrow.” He said bluntly but you could hear the smile through his words. “Baby who says I’m going anyways?” “Oh come on baby you been talking bout showing off that little outfit since you got it.” “Baby, it’s just that it’s most of your friends not mine.” He chuckled and took his hold on the fireworks and turned around to face you. “Baby…” ony looked at her with a sad look “onyankopon. You not bouta quilt trip me with that look…”
The next day your at the pool party. Yes he did “convince” you. You were wearing you cute little pink swimsuit with a pink skirt as a cover up. “He was talking to his friends all day basically ignoring you. But you wasn’t Gon let the slide so you made a couple friends, but the dj started playing TGIF by Glorilla.
Which happens to be one of your favorites but since ony was always around you always had to listen in silence, but since he wasn’t here…
“It’s 7pm Friday it 95 degrees I ain’t got no nigga and ain’t no nigga ain’t got me! I’m bouta show my-” you felt somebody familiar behind you. It was no other than ony in his black swim trunks “what the fuck don’t you got? And what you finna show?” “Hi baby!” You said with a nervous smile “nuh uh don’t “hi baby” me. I should fuck yo lil ass up.” “Well baby you can’t really be mad! You left me by myself and-“
“F-fuckkk onyyy” he held your hands be behind your back while your face down ass up in the back seat of his sexccc ass, matte black Camaro he groaned with his head down watching your ass recoil…
A hour and a half went by and y’all came back to the party and chilled, this time you stayed by his side whole time. so you don’t do no more stupid shit.
After the party everyone was sent to a huge field and a whole bunch of fireworks starting going off, including ony’s. They’re where so pretty and bright, you sat on your knees a couple feet behind ony. He lit a fire work then backed up watching all the little flames burst into colors. after a couple rounds of fireworks everyone was down and went home..
You took a shower changed in to a loose crop top and shorts with no underwear / bra and got into bed putting your phone on charge and grabbing your iPad waiting for ony to come to bed. He walked in wearing some shorts and slide his body onto the bed, he kissed you cheek and went down to your neck and gave a couple kisses there, then he held your waist and you gave him a couple kisses. Then y’all feel asleep cuddled up together and your show still playing on your iPad..
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So y’all wanna know how he convinced y’all to go..?
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“Fuck onyyyy~~!” You said tugging on his hair while he goes down on your pussy “cmon baby I know you love it..” he mumble against your folds and looking up at you innocently like he wasn’t eating the soul out of you. “Onyyyy puhleaseee” you said throwing you head back almost falling of the edge of the bed. He slid a finger in your gaping hole, then 2.. then 3.. “baby are you gonna go..?” He said licking faster and pushing his fingers in and out of you faster and hard. “I’ll goo..! I’m goingtothepartyYYy~!” You said moving on his fingers with clit grazing his nose. “Good job mama..” He said with a smile lifting his mouth from you then slowly sliding his long monster machine inside…
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Hiii babes! Look I finally posted! Yauppp I did my big one! I posted !! (I’m too proud..).. anyways I hoped y’all liked this! 💗 I’ll be posting more soon!
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#smut#aot smut#reader x ony#black reader x ony#black reader x ony smut#black reader#reader x onyakopon
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pt XVI good omens season 2 (still not traumatic) episode 3 EDINBURGH
HELLO IT'S ME IT'S THE OFFICIAL GOOD OMENS MASCOT WHY DO I STILL KEEP INTRODUCING MYSELF IDK. If you don't know who I am, thank God and Satan for their mercy and flee. Also, the day after I post this, I'll be watching the last three episodes on livestream for the first time so. You know. I'm hyped on the energy of this being my last day not enveloped in tears. Take the summary:
Before the episode starts, someone asks why Crowley said in the last episode that Aziraphale couldn't fall because look at him, all angelic when Crowley looked the same as starmaker. I reply that "Crowley thinks he deserved it, he sees Azi as something beautiful and untouched while he probably sees himself as idk marked in some way so god kicked him down."
I am told that I am learning too fast to weaponise the narrative to induce angst. So then I say oh, I go too fast for you. Tears ensue.
The episode begins! Everyone shrieks about Edinburgh, David Tennant, how it is their favourite episode, and SCOTTISH CROWLEY.
We open with lesbians being gay, and then Muriel enters as Inspector Constable! They are very sweet and very determined to do their job right, and they are adopted by Crowley and Aziraphale just like Jim.
Crowley sits on Aziraphale's chair's arm. The maggots all swoon.
Fine, I also swooned.
Aziraphale gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss-mansplain-manipulate-manwhores his way into getting Crowley to give him the Bentley keys (BOUNDARIES. BOUNDARIES.).
WHAT PLENTY OF USE DO BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF THE BOOKSHOP?
The really ineffable plan is whatever the fuck was happening in Aziraphale's brain when he somehow went from London to Edinburgh via Loch Ness (check the map) and then proceeded to disguise himself as a detective who pretends to be a journalist.
Crowley slays in sleeve garters and a cardigan keeping house in the bookshop meanwhile, does not sell books, instead cleans with Jimbriel and periodically yeets book stacks into corners when distracted.
Aziraphale reads his old diary entries about Crowley, a (6000+) 13 year old with a crush.
MINISODE MINISODE. They are in Edinburgh during the mid 1800s. Victorian outfits, check. Scottish Crowley, check. Capitalist Karen Aziraphale, che-wait what.
Huh. Well. There's a wee bit of body snatchin' going on, to sell to doctors for medical research because there aren't enough murderers, and to make enough money to survive.
Aziraphale channels his inner capitalist judgemental Karen and ruins that plan, come on Aziraphale you have religious trauma but you're better than this, and long story short, Wee Morag dies after Aziraphale realises his error, her friend Elspeth has to sell her corpse for pennies, and is about to commit suicide with laudanum. Azi, oh god. I'm glad you underwent character development at least.
NOW CROWLEY HERE SLAYS. I KNOW THIS IS AZIRAPHALE'S PERSPECTIVE AND IS BIASED. BUT WITH THIS POV, CROWLEY SLAYS.
He calmly educates Aziraphale about how his whole "the poor have more opportunities and you shouldn't give them money or they'll lose the virtue of poverty" is absolute bullshit, and he does this understanding Aziraphale's situation and not losing his temper.
The framing. The framing of the shot when they see Wee Morag and Elspeth sitting down on a step and explaining their situation. Aziraphale stands above, bustling with righteousness, and judges them. Crowley sits down. He sits down next to them, rather than taking the high ground. He meets them where they are and empathises. It is the fact that he is fallen and damned that makes him behave really divine and sorry I wrote a whole hymn on him have it I'll stop rambling just know I love him.
I think his amusement is a facade so hell won't think he's genuinely being good. I think he's morally grey and incredibly brave and kind.
When Elspeth is bouta kill herself with the laudanum, Crowley grabs it and drinks it himself, and grows tiny and then huge, absolutely high off his head. David Tennant takes the opportunity to travel Scotland from east to west in terms of accent variety.
He gives us the good message of NO DYIN'. NO MORE DYIN'. IT'S NOT ON. And then forces Aziraphale (who doesn't want to ruin her virtuous poverty) to give the girl all the guineas he has in his pocket, and tells her to go off and start a farm or something. BUT NOT JUST PRETENDY GOOD, BE PROPERLY GOOD.
He then gets pulled into hell. To be punished for this. Aziraphale is frightened and heartbroken for him, looking around desperately, and we find out that Crowley didn't meet him for a while after. And later he wanted holy water. To protect himself? He got punished by hell. For how long? The whole month in between the incident and the diary entry? There can't be anyone better at punishment and cruelty than hell.
Sorry I'm just screaming here.
Never mind fuck I started this summary really happy and bouncy and listening to a dance playlist. Dionysus by BTS and Italian pop is still playing and now I'm crying.
Is this the natural progression. Fuck I'm crying. Sorry guys something else happens with Aziraphale politely talking to a phone and Crowley smiling really beautifully while unsuccessfully trying to manipulate two lesbians into a relationship and something about a visit I don't care everyone's being morally dubious as usual and then lovely Scottish music outro I CAN'T FUCKING ELABORATE I'M SITTING HERE CRYING OVER CROWLEY.
right summary done, time to go sob, lmao i thought i wouldn't cry today over good omens HAHAHAHA still not traumatic eh HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#good omens mascot#good omens#good omens fandom#weirdly specific but ok#asmi#crowley#maggots#lgbtqia#aziraphale#neil gaiman#edinburgh#scotland minisode#victorian minisode#scottish crowley#david tennant#michael sheen#ineffable fandom#ineffable idiots#good ineffable omens#ineffable brainrot#good omens brainrot#CRYING OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS#AGAIN#YAY#anthony j crowley#starmaker#wee morag#elspeth and wee morag
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MODERN LOVE SONGS
⊹ ⋆˚ 𓏲 – minors dni. fem!reader. heavy smut. cucking. cheating. slight voyeurism. daddy kink. unprotected sex. oral (m & f). pussy talking. fingers in a-hole. consensual recording. not proofread. just random song lyrics + hq boys <3 masterlist. tokyo rev version otw.
wakatoshi. bokuto. osamu. atsumu. sakusa. suna. kenma. kuroo.
WAKATOSHI
"never thought i'd leave my kids until i left them in her mouth,"
toshis above you trailing breathless curses as he watches you suck him off threw his lashes- jaw painfully aching as you blow his big dick while he keeps a hand on the back of your head, fingertips coiling within your loose hair. a pinkish hue blushes across his cheeks while your mouth slowly invites his whole length in your throat, the button of your nose nuzzling against his pubs.
your eyes are watery from the countless times his swollen tip had poked at the back of your mouth, spit escaping out from the corners of your lips to run down to his balls. a laugh so sinful that can make you cum untouched from beneath your panties exits from toshi once he notices your signature glittery lip gloss smeared all over the base of his cock and your pigmented mascara plastered past your under eyes.
“such a doll, suckin’ my dick so motherfuckin’ good- missed getting your faced fucked, didn’t you?”
his cock begins to twitch against the walls of your tight throat, panting and swearing nonstop till he’s cumming all up in your mouth, warm semen brimming over to both your lips and chin giving him the best fucking sight he has ever seen.
BOKUTO
"yeah i heard she got surgery, still wanna clap from the back just to see if her ass soft,"
raw dogs pussy from the back like it's the first time he's in one since the day he came out of one every. fucking. time. bo has your kneecaps dug deep in his king sized mattress- the tainted sounds of skin smacking plug your ears as he keeps a strong hand latched on your hip, rocking your lower back and forward against his pungent thrust. he's a tease too, you know- placing his two thumbs over your asshole to maul the nub just so he can feel your wet pussy clench and throb, his fat heavy balls slapping off your ass.
he’s the biggest you’ve ever taken. gosh his dicks so fucking huge, it’s like he gets even bigger every time you see him, but it makes you so wet. so wet you don’t even need to use any form of lubricant for him to stuff you up.
and now he's fucked you so damn stupid that the strength to talk has vanished for you- firm hands setting painful slaps on your naked ass before squeezing it sorely, making sure you'll be able to feel the flaming sensation his gigantic palms left on your bum for the next few days whenever you try to sit. you love it though- in love with how he stretches you out, making you feel so fucking full.
“yeah, you love that, don’t ya, pretty baby? ‘bouta fill this pussy up cause daddy knows that’s what ya want,”
SAKUSA
"you can call her phone and i'll probably answer,”
to him, the timing of this phone call couldn't have been more perfect- knowing you're so so close by the way your velvety walls pulsate against his hard cock on repeat.
“pick it up, baby. your man's callin' you. don't wanna ignore him now do we?”
a real meanie. takes it upon himself to answer your boyfriends phone call, picking up your phone before pressing the speaker button so you talk to the poor guy while he continues to fuck the literal living breathing shit right out of you. right on top of the shared bed with your boyfriend.
god he wants to laugh so freaking badly- pulling out of your messy hole dangerously slow only to pound back inside you with no word other then a sinning grin while he gives your tits a paining smack loud enough for your boyfriend to catch it crystal clear.
"we'll then, pretty? go head and tell him how kiyoomi fuckin' sakusas made you his bitch and you're about to cum all over his big cock, or i'm tellin' him myself."
couple seconds later he’s got you creaming all on his length as your boyfriend from the other line hears you have the most phenomenal, toe curling, life changing, spine tingling orgasm you've ever faced.
AKAASHI
“she callin’ me daddy, i’m somebodies father,”
keijis got your wimpy legs draped over his shoulders, his sweat lined forehead kissing your own as he watches your pretty face expressions shift while your pussy hustles to lure in every inch of his big dick in.
but now he's just as fucked out as you are- hips rutting against yours with more desperation each time- moans becoming more winded once he’s sure he's close to filing you up to the brim. he’s fucked you so good your brains turned into mush, little yelps slipping from your parted lips as you feel every last ragged vein located on his dick draw against your delicate walls.
“fuck- love your cock so much, daddy! don’t want you to stop!
your holding onto his biceps, the tips of your acrylics jagged in his bare flesh as he reaches all of your sensitive points till your poor ol’ cunt milks him dry, womb filling up with his cum before he’s fucking another one in you right after.
“and i fucking love this cunt, angel. want you to be a good girl and take daddys cock one more round for me,”
SUNA
"she came for me twice, i didn't even nut for her once, you know i'm a pleaser,”
the perfect mixture of sweetheart and asshole during sex. when he finds the need, he’ll be a fucking sadist. but he knows how to please you the right way.
rintarōs number one concern is for you to cum. and if he can make it happen more then once before he’s shooting his own load in either one of your holes, then he will.
he looses it once he feels your dripping cunt squeeze him in, hips bucking up and rocking in you harder and harder. just after two orgasms you were awfully cum drunk, eyes crossing ‘n rolling back while he’s got your tits bouncing back and forth as your almost exploding-grip on his varsity team t-shirt tightens.
sunas dragging dreamy moans and whimpers from you as he sinks in his cock deep in your tummy. he cant tear his gaze off the way your puffy folds are sprawled around his dick, sticky body stiffening once his stomach coils from the familiar feeling of his orgasm edging him.
but he doesn’t wanna give in just yet. especially since he’s sure you’re not far yourself from reaching your high once more.
“shit- ‘got the tightest little pussy. think you can cum for me jus’ one more time, angel? c’mon, know you got it in ya, wanna see you cream on me again,”
KUROO
"we gon' make a movie like ray jay and kim kardash,"
bouncing in his strong lap, kuroos iphone’s blocking half of his face as he focuses on recording his pretty girl getting herself off on his cock- filming how desperate you are for his cum while he words the dirtiest things known to man behind that phone of his.
gives your tits a couple smacks before he’s toying with your nipples, wet cunt pulsating around his length once you feel his cold fingertips on your skin. it felt like your pussy was being slip into half- your little hole always striving to compromise to his monstrous size no matter how many times it’s been fucked by his cock.
“soo pretty- my girl wanted to ride me on camera tonight. ‘missed this cute cunt, baby. all fucking mine,”
your sore hips are grinding on his dick, teary eyes closed tightly as you feel all those inches he’s packing inside what really felt like your literal gut. he was near to pulling your first orgasm of that night, cocktip piercing your cervix once you seat back down nice and slow on him one last time till your cums caking his throbbing length- phone getting inches close to your messy cunt that was sparkling from your sweet arousal.
“god look at that shit. f-fucking hell- you gonna make me cum, sweetheart, wanna fill you up so badly,”
OSAMU & ATSUMU
"that p get devoured, told my brother she ours,”
the heavy weight of osamus cock stretches your suffering pussy out, spasming walls never failing to make his dick feel blissed out inside your wet cunt. he can't take his eyes away from it either, watching how his mesmerizing pussy takes all of him in in one piece, your finger nails embellishing his firm back with pigmented scratches.
"look at you, taking ‘samu like a fuckin' champ. wet ass pussy leakin' all over the place. been that desperate for a cock up in you, huh?"
his hips grind up into your cunt, brushing over your cervix as you beg him to keep fucking you harder and harder- to which your wish becomes granted, skin slapping being the only thing heard as he coils your insides till you're completely slurring your words.
the blonde twins got his fingers invading your drooling mouth, chocking your small throat roughly with his middle and index, spit dribbling down your chin while the other twins hips thrust upwards uncontrollably- his tip scarping the sore point inside you.
his cocks so deep inside you it almost burns, making you feel so full. osamus emphasizing each and every praise he voices with a savage thrust, his sweaty abdomen tensing up from your pretty cunt pulsating.
your mouth's falling open dramatically once he lines your hole livid white, squealing noises of your sloppy pussy drowning in his ears while he fucks into you as his slit clears out his cum.
"such a needy slut for my cock. goin' all dumb after a quick fuck. now get up 'n let ‘tsumu fuck all this cum back in ya,"
KENMA
"then you'll end up sittin' all over my bottom lip, baby,"
eats you slowly cause he's sooo in love with your pussy. always savoring your aroma with each kiss and lick he plants on your fluttering folds. loves whispering praises sweet as candy knowing it only gets you wetter and wetter. his pink tongue swirls over your clit, slurping up your addictive arousal as you pull at his two toned strands from above, his hungry moans buzzing against your precious folds.
"holy shit you’re so wet, i make you feel good huh, princess? mmm- taste so fucking good, could eat this cute pussy every single day,”
converses directly with your pussy cause duh? she's got lips too yk- watching your glossy slick spill to your weakened thighs whenever he says something absolutely vile as his head stays buried between your two legs.
groans against your pounding sex as his finger travels to your clit, circulating at it to draw you closer to your orgasm- and you know his gamer fingers are fucking peerless. nothing will ever compare to the way he fucks up into your small hole with them, the tips trailing against your walls as his versed thumb rubs at your clit till he's got you pulling a picasso- painting his pretty fucking face with your cum before he gives you the same treatment back in return.
© FSUNA
#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu smut#hq smut#ushijima wakatoshi#wakatoshi smut#haikyuu wakatoshi#bokuto koutarou#bokuto smut#haikyuu bokuto#suna rintarō#suna smut#suna x reader#miya atsumu#miya twins#atsumu smut#osamu smut#miya osamu#haikyuu sakusa#sakusa smut#sakusa kiyoomi#hq sakusa#kuroo testuro#kuroo smut#kenma kuzome#kenma smut#kuroo x reader#kenma headcanons#haikyuu kuroo
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Drew the shadow knights to claw myself out of an art block :)
Gene bouta do the "this is it guys..." speech-
#aphblr#aphmau#minecraft mystreet#shadow knights#aphmau mcd#mystreet gene#mystreet shadow knights#mystreet zenix#aphmau zenix#aphmau gene#mystreet sasha#aphmau sasha#my art#mystreet fanart#aphmau fanart
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Im overwhelmed😭 ep 6 debreif cause I fucking need one.
‼️Spoilers for 9-1-1 S8 e6‼️
Im feeling so many conflicting emotions because that was a fucking rainbow rollar coaster of an episode??
First things first, Eddie Diaz/Ryan doing risky business after shaving was not on my 2024 bingo card... And answering the door looking like that👀- SIR PLEASE!! JUST ONE CHANCE🧎♀️Buck is much stronger than me cause I woulda jumped his bones. (When they sat down on that couch I literally asked myself out loud if they were bouta hook up🤭)
Madney second child😭😭😭😭!!! Stop I am so so so happy for them🎉
The Hot Preist. That's it. That's all I have to say. The whole scene sequence is really just self explanatory.
"A failure." SIR, I WILL COME THROUGH THE SCREEN AND HIT YOU CAUSE WTF THAT HURT.
‼️TOMMY ACTUALLY BEING ABBY'S TOMMY?? I WAS JOKING WHENEVER I SAID THAT BUT DAMN‼️
Bummy breakup... I am devastated for Buck. I didn't hate their relationship I just didn't like the character. But if Buck was happy then then so was I. Watching Buck get dimmer and less enthusiastic throughout the whole conversation really tugged a heartstring.
"Did you just break up with me?"
"I guess I did." And, "I didn't see it coming either."
Ouch.
The way I questioned if the green shirt actually meant anything cause Buck was so happy. I was like, "Oh, he won't break up with Tommy he's to happy rn." Then, BOOM! He didn't break up with Tommy, Tommy broke up with him. 😧
The well. Not another one🙄 No cause I sat there the whole time having flashbacks to Buck trying to dig through 40ft of mud and scrap by hand.
I was feeling so many emotions of different calibers by the end of the episode that I was crying from just how emotionally overwhelmed I was. I have now decided to watch it a third time🫠
#911 abc#buddie#gay#911 show#eddie diaz#evan buckley#these bitches gay#madney#118 firefam#911 spoilers#season 8 ep 6#The Hot Preist#Eddie Diaz's Mustache
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It’s common knowledge that Tim Drake is arguably a shit boyfriend to everyone he’s ever dated.
I’m fully 100% convinced that I could treat Bernard Dowd better than Timberlina over there ever could.
Like I’ll be reading anything with him in it and I’m just sat there talking to myself like
“I can treat you better babe.” “He just doesn’t love you like I do”
And just loving stroking the screen or some shit
Im bouta go all Avril Lavigne on his ass istg
All of this applies to Kon too but they aren’t canon so I don’t have to preach it to myself as much.
I’m also all like this about Steph but I know I’m definitely not good enough for her. The other two have trauma and shit standards, she also has trauma and shit standards but in a way that is specific and probably knocks me out of the park.
Does this count as self shipping cause I mean it in the way that I’m a crazy person with a weird bias against Timothy Jackson Drake
#dc#dcu#dc comics#tim drake#bernard dowd#kon el#conner kent#stephanie brown#timbern#timber#timkon#timsteph#self shipping????#kinda#I guess#I’m crazy guys#I can treat him better#🎶Hey Hey! You You! I don’t like your boy friend!🎶#avril lavigne
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Just binged and im bouta do more. I was doing so well today not eating but my family buys a bunch of unhealthy junk that is so tempting and i hate feeling out of control. Bouta go to the bathroom to yk and i wish that instead of purg!ng i would js not eat in the first place. And i chugged so much water beforehand too but i still binged. What are some things i can do to stop myself from binging? Please bully my fat ass so i stop and want to stop more than i want to continue.
#3d tips#lose weight fast#@n@ fast#⭐️ve#tw ana rant#ed but not ed sheeran#⭐️rving#4norexla#skinandbones#ugw#thin$po#starv1ng#tw ed ana#tw ana bløg#low cal restriction#tw thinspi#wl#3d not sheeran#tw restriction#light as a feather#tw 3d vent#🕯️as a feather#anadiet#3d f4st#⭐️ ing motivation
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EEEE Bae!! Okay, lemme get myself straight....*inhales dilf*
OKAY!!! First off, congrats on the 900!!!!! <3 I also wish to reach that milestone soon!!! >:)
Now for my requests....get ready.....ooooh it's gonna be hot......
May I have Kaku + Kink! Spanking? (god I'm a sucker for this kink) A possible scenario is like where fem! reader is always being rude to other ppl and him being the "nice" guy teaches her to get her act together? 🫣
The other one would be Sabo + Kink! Gloves (perfect for him😳) I'm not so sure about the scenerio here...so I'll leave it up to your creative mind!
Thank youuu >:) 💕
Omggg, you lucky I’m so excited baby girl. I was bouta continue writing the Luffy fic but I just HAD to answer your submission first. Dw you’ll get that Luffyussy soon baby.
And thank youuuu love! I’m happy that I’ve gotten this far, and just so you know I’ll support you all the way when you reach that milestone and higher. I love you stephie.💕
Kaku & Spanking.
“How many times have I told you to stop dressing like that!” Paulie huffs before he covers his face, flustered from you showing skin. You pout and huff at him before crossing your arms. “You do this every time I come up here, how bout you stop looking at me perv!” You say, gripping Paulie’s shirt collar and staring him deep in the eyes.
Paulie sighs as you walk away past him and Kaku. Before you could fully walk past Kaku, he grabs your wrist and stops you from walking away from him. You turn to him, your brows furrowed as you struggled to pull your hand away. “K-Kaku! Let go of me!” You demanded. Instead of listening, he throws you over his shoulder, shocking both you and Paulie.
“Kaku!-“
“I’ve just about had it with you and your slutty behavior woman, Califa doesn’t even act like this.” Kaku huffs.
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“MMGH! A-AH!~” You bit your bottom lip hard as you feel Kaku’s palm hit your ass with intensity, drool spilling from your lips as you felt your ass beginning to sting from his hits. “Keep counting or we’re restarting.” Kaku demands, giving you a dark glare. Your body shivers under him before he hits you against.
“I-I-I lost c-count!~” You whined, turning back to him. You hear him chuckle before he slaps your ass again, this time a bit harder than all the others. You whine out as your body begins to shudder against his lap as you feel your cunt fluttering around nothing, your heat spilling down your thighs and legs.
“Fine by me then, we’ll just restart. If you lose count again we’ll keep restarting until you can learn to count like a good little girl.”
You let out a heavy whine as you squirm around on his lap, not wanting to admit to yourself how much you were enjoying this.
Sabo & Gloves.
Sabo presses a kiss to your ear as your body trembled against his. Your legs were spread open for while his gloved fingers were buried deep inside of your aching hole. “You like this, angel? Does it feel good when the fabric is inside this pretty pussy?” Sabo asks, whispering the words into your ear.
You exhaled shakily before nodding, throwing your head back as he shoved his fingers hard against your g-spot. “Y-Yes!~ I-It feels good Sabooo~” You admit, your voices shaky as you moan out in pleasure. Sabo chuckles as he notices your slick coating and staining his gloves.
“I know it feels good~ Your pussy’s clinging to my fingers. With your tight grip you might just pull the glove off angel~” He giggles before pressing a kiss to your neck. Your legs begin to tremble as you feel Sabo’s gloved palm rub against your clit, adding on to the pleasure.
You feel his other gloves hand grope your breast as a gloved finger swirls around your hardened bud, the fabric of the glove feeling wonderful against your nipple. “Ahh~ Sabo~ S-Sabo p-please~” You thrust your hips up against Sabo’s fingers, wanting him to fuck you just a little bit faster with them.
Sabo moves in closer to you. “Please what angel? Use your words for me baby~” He says, teasing you. “P-Please move your fingers faster~ I-I’m so close!~” You whine out, biting your bottom lip. Sabo giggles.
“As you wish, my little angel~”
#Mari’s 900 Surprise!#one piece#one piece smut#one piece fluff#op smut#op fluff#one piece x female reader#one piece kaku#op kaku#kaku smut#kaku fluff#one piece sabo#op sabo#sabo smut#sabo fluff#love you stephieee#puddingcupanswers
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Imma be real, the fact that I haven’t seen one Megumi/jjk thirst account called Mawhoreaga is a fucking crime-
Bouta steal that name for myself tbh.
Edit: I made it.
Edit2: Nvm y’all I deleted it bc I have no clue what I’d even do with it.
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