#bouta do it myself

[tunabesimpin]

we need more manga with "scary face" ladies. I need more buff or masculine faced ladies who are misunderstood. Give them the romance they deserve, the love they deserve!!! THERE ARENT ENOUGH!!!

ALSO MORE CHUBBY MCS!!! THATLOOK CHUBBY!!!! AND DONT GO DOWN THE "ive gotten thin so now everyone likes me" ROUTE!!! GIVE THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE!!!!

i went on a manga reading spree last night- i didnt sleep til 4am LOLOL

[xxplastic-cubexx]

If i think of horrendous inappropriate things about magneto tonight no i didnt

[y-a-w-p]

Elections stressing me out so much I'm genuinely considering becoming hyper religious and joining a convent in Northern France

[pnuk-r0ck]

I often think abt this mutual I used 2 have and o the thing in The Office where they stare @ the camera

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guess who's back in the house heels click-clackin' about fine fresh feminine style to 11 i'm divine so heavenly gentlemen sweatin' it's dimes across the board with no doubt body like wow! pussy bouta end this drought—

[blue-leadin-pencil]

I seem to have given myself anxiety.

Time to write. :)

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Kinda wanna get into Epic the Musical. I really did like reading the kinda more summed up version of The Odyssey, but it was quite enjoyable either way. Though I kinda started hating it because of my teacher. But either way, it was an interesting read.

Plus, some of the songs sound really good :3

[zlatakleos]

literally going to explode man

Venting in tags cause I'm silly like that

[h00d-tr4sh]

The tuplar crew with an flexible/ gymnastics s/o

[This can be SFW or NSFW 🔞]

Crawl on me, sink into me

☂ ---- 『Pairings ^_^ Tulpar crew x f!reader!』

Warnings: smut and fluff idk vro

a/n: first request I'm bouta buss down

Minors dni!

Curly:

Sfw first!!

He's mesmerized yet somewhat scared your gonna hurt yourself ykwim?

"how the fuck did you do that."

Congratulate yourself, you managed to get a cuss word out of the completely vanilla golden retriever guy.

Gymnastics makes me crack 24/7, so it's basically like being a human glow stick. Walk up to him and pop ur back, then ur fingers, then your elbows, then your neck. He genuinely thinks your dying

Nsfw

He's definitely gentle, but loves to see what positions you can get your body in.

Doesn't want you to hurt yourself, so he won't let you go too far with it, but he'll definitely manhandle you a bit.

"fuck--cant help myself when your doing stuff like that."

Daisuke:

Sfw first!!

Dudes genuinely mesmerized by what you can do

Again, like Curly, won't want you to hurt yourself, but is genuinely just sat there agape watching you.

"do you not have a spinal cord?" "What the fuck??"

Nsfw

More excited than Curly, definitely more open with everything.

He's young, and I headcannon hes probably a virgin or inexperienced. He's probably just over here trying to see what positions you can get into.

The most mind-blowing sex ever. Get ready for 8 rounds, all different positions, and to explore absolutely everything you can explore.

Jimbob machine:

Gruff, and broody, won't act too surprised about it. Secretly he's genuinely confused, though he wouldn't show it at all.

Nsfw

Bros rough with it?

Flipping you into positions, and manhandling the fuck out of you. Fucking you probably into half an inch of your life :3

Anya bobanya:

She's a nurse, so I mean, if you get hurt or anything she'll always be there to help you out

Is curious about what you can do, will be there for any tournaments or anything, but then again doesn't want you to push yourself or anything. Poor girl's just worried.

Nsfw

She'll love it, but won't push you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.

She won't be comfortable with some of it, but the flexibility is definitely a plus when it comes to sex life

Genuinely scissor queens

I can't write for Swansea I'll genuinely shit myself laughing I'm sorry

[99k4manii]

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The 4th of July !

⚠️ warning !: fluff, smut, sex in a car, unprotected. Oral (fem receiving ) !definitely not proof read!

It was late a night around 12:35. Fireworks and gunshots where going on outside celebrating the 4th day of July. you was laying down chilling till felt ony get out the bed. “where you goin’?” you asked while still laying down eyes closed. “I’m gonna go shoot some fireworks!” You sighed and didn’t say nothing after that. “You not mad is you?” He asked before taking his gun out the drawer. “Nahh. But you best not be out there being crazy ya’ hear me?” You lifted up turnt back point you’re finger at him like you were scolding him. “Mama I promise I won’t!” “Okay ony..” you said slunching back into bed.

About half an hour later ony was shooting hella fireworks and shot his gun Atleast twice. There was a bunch of fireworks popping outside from many different yards, it was beautiful, they were pushing it, it was barely even the 4th it was still 12 something. You decided to get out of bed and go on the bedroom balcony wearing nothing but a sports bra and a pair of ony’s psd boxers. and your blonde lace in a clawclip style, watching him blow some small fireworks moving on to the bigger ones till he noticed you. “Mama? you not cold wearing them little ass clothes?” “Tuh.. baby I’ll be ohk” “nah mama I’m just saying you wearing that lil shi outside so..” “boy worry bout them damn fireworks.” He laughed “okay okay..” “mhm. Just make sure we still got some for the actual day.” You said rolling you eyes with arms leaning on the bars of the balcony looking down at him “alright I gotchu ima just blow a few more,” y’all stayed in silence a bit watching as the fireworks popped and crackled. “Baby I can’t wait to see you in your little outfit tomorrow.” He said bluntly but you could hear the smile through his words. “Baby who says I’m going anyways?” “Oh come on baby you been talking bout showing off that little outfit since you got it.” “Baby, it’s just that it’s most of your friends not mine.” He chuckled and took his hold on the fireworks and turned around to face you. “Baby…” ony looked at her with a sad look “onyankopon. You not bouta quilt trip me with that look…”

The next day your at the pool party. Yes he did “convince” you. You were wearing you cute little pink swimsuit with a pink skirt as a cover up. “He was talking to his friends all day basically ignoring you. But you wasn’t Gon let the slide so you made a couple friends, but the dj started playing TGIF by Glorilla.

Which happens to be one of your favorites but since ony was always around you always had to listen in silence, but since he wasn’t here…

“It’s 7pm Friday it 95 degrees I ain’t got no nigga and ain’t no nigga ain’t got me! I’m bouta show my-” you felt somebody familiar behind you. It was no other than ony in his black swim trunks “what the fuck don’t you got? And what you finna show?” “Hi baby!” You said with a nervous smile “nuh uh don’t “hi baby” me. I should fuck yo lil ass up.” “Well baby you can’t really be mad! You left me by myself and-“

“F-fuckkk onyyy” he held your hands be behind your back while your face down ass up in the back seat of his sexccc ass, matte black Camaro he groaned with his head down watching your ass recoil…

A hour and a half went by and y’all came back to the party and chilled, this time you stayed by his side whole time. so you don’t do no more stupid shit.

After the party everyone was sent to a huge field and a whole bunch of fireworks starting going off, including ony’s. They’re where so pretty and bright, you sat on your knees a couple feet behind ony. He lit a fire work then backed up watching all the little flames burst into colors. after a couple rounds of fireworks everyone was down and went home..

You took a shower changed in to a loose crop top and shorts with no underwear / bra and got into bed putting your phone on charge and grabbing your iPad waiting for ony to come to bed. He walked in wearing some shorts and slide his body onto the bed, he kissed you cheek and went down to your neck and gave a couple kisses there, then he held your waist and you gave him a couple kisses. Then y’all feel asleep cuddled up together and your show still playing on your iPad..

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So y’all wanna know how he convinced y’all to go..?

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“Fuck onyyyy~~!” You said tugging on his hair while he goes down on your pussy “cmon baby I know you love it..” he mumble against your folds and looking up at you innocently like he wasn’t eating the soul out of you. “Onyyyy puhleaseee” you said throwing you head back almost falling of the edge of the bed. He slid a finger in your gaping hole, then 2.. then 3.. “baby are you gonna go..?” He said licking faster and pushing his fingers in and out of you faster and hard. “I’ll goo..! I’m goingtothepartyYYy~!” You said moving on his fingers with clit grazing his nose. “Good job mama..” He said with a smile lifting his mouth from you then slowly sliding his long monster machine inside…

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Hiii babes! Look I finally posted! Yauppp I did my big one! I posted !! (I’m too proud..).. anyways I hoped y’all liked this! 💗 I’ll be posting more soon!

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[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt XVI good omens season 2 (still not traumatic) episode 3 EDINBURGH

HELLO IT'S ME IT'S THE OFFICIAL GOOD OMENS MASCOT WHY DO I STILL KEEP INTRODUCING MYSELF IDK. If you don't know who I am, thank God and Satan for their mercy and flee. Also, the day after I post this, I'll be watching the last three episodes on livestream for the first time so. You know. I'm hyped on the energy of this being my last day not enveloped in tears. Take the summary:

Before the episode starts, someone asks why Crowley said in the last episode that Aziraphale couldn't fall because look at him, all angelic when Crowley looked the same as starmaker. I reply that "Crowley thinks he deserved it, he sees Azi as something beautiful and untouched while he probably sees himself as idk marked in some way so god kicked him down."

I am told that I am learning too fast to weaponise the narrative to induce angst. So then I say oh, I go too fast for you. Tears ensue.

The episode begins! Everyone shrieks about Edinburgh, David Tennant, how it is their favourite episode, and SCOTTISH CROWLEY.

We open with lesbians being gay, and then Muriel enters as Inspector Constable! They are very sweet and very determined to do their job right, and they are adopted by Crowley and Aziraphale just like Jim.

Crowley sits on Aziraphale's chair's arm. The maggots all swoon.

Fine, I also swooned.

Aziraphale gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss-mansplain-manipulate-manwhores his way into getting Crowley to give him the Bentley keys (BOUNDARIES. BOUNDARIES.).

WHAT PLENTY OF USE DO BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF THE BOOKSHOP?

The really ineffable plan is whatever the fuck was happening in Aziraphale's brain when he somehow went from London to Edinburgh via Loch Ness (check the map) and then proceeded to disguise himself as a detective who pretends to be a journalist.

Crowley slays in sleeve garters and a cardigan keeping house in the bookshop meanwhile, does not sell books, instead cleans with Jimbriel and periodically yeets book stacks into corners when distracted.

Aziraphale reads his old diary entries about Crowley, a (6000+) 13 year old with a crush.

MINISODE MINISODE. They are in Edinburgh during the mid 1800s. Victorian outfits, check. Scottish Crowley, check. Capitalist Karen Aziraphale, che-wait what.

Huh. Well. There's a wee bit of body snatchin' going on, to sell to doctors for medical research because there aren't enough murderers, and to make enough money to survive.

Aziraphale channels his inner capitalist judgemental Karen and ruins that plan, come on Aziraphale you have religious trauma but you're better than this, and long story short, Wee Morag dies after Aziraphale realises his error, her friend Elspeth has to sell her corpse for pennies, and is about to commit suicide with laudanum. Azi, oh god. I'm glad you underwent character development at least.

NOW CROWLEY HERE SLAYS. I KNOW THIS IS AZIRAPHALE'S PERSPECTIVE AND IS BIASED. BUT WITH THIS POV, CROWLEY SLAYS.

He calmly educates Aziraphale about how his whole "the poor have more opportunities and you shouldn't give them money or they'll lose the virtue of poverty" is absolute bullshit, and he does this understanding Aziraphale's situation and not losing his temper.

The framing. The framing of the shot when they see Wee Morag and Elspeth sitting down on a step and explaining their situation. Aziraphale stands above, bustling with righteousness, and judges them. Crowley sits down. He sits down next to them, rather than taking the high ground. He meets them where they are and empathises. It is the fact that he is fallen and damned that makes him behave really divine and sorry I wrote a whole hymn on him have it I'll stop rambling just know I love him.

I think his amusement is a facade so hell won't think he's genuinely being good. I think he's morally grey and incredibly brave and kind.

When Elspeth is bouta kill herself with the laudanum, Crowley grabs it and drinks it himself, and grows tiny and then huge, absolutely high off his head. David Tennant takes the opportunity to travel Scotland from east to west in terms of accent variety.

He gives us the good message of NO DYIN'. NO MORE DYIN'. IT'S NOT ON. And then forces Aziraphale (who doesn't want to ruin her virtuous poverty) to give the girl all the guineas he has in his pocket, and tells her to go off and start a farm or something. BUT NOT JUST PRETENDY GOOD, BE PROPERLY GOOD.

He then gets pulled into hell. To be punished for this. Aziraphale is frightened and heartbroken for him, looking around desperately, and we find out that Crowley didn't meet him for a while after. And later he wanted holy water. To protect himself? He got punished by hell. For how long? The whole month in between the incident and the diary entry? There can't be anyone better at punishment and cruelty than hell.

Sorry I'm just screaming here.

Never mind fuck I started this summary really happy and bouncy and listening to a dance playlist. Dionysus by BTS and Italian pop is still playing and now I'm crying.

Is this the natural progression. Fuck I'm crying. Sorry guys something else happens with Aziraphale politely talking to a phone and Crowley smiling really beautifully while unsuccessfully trying to manipulate two lesbians into a relationship and something about a visit I don't care everyone's being morally dubious as usual and then lovely Scottish music outro I CAN'T FUCKING ELABORATE I'M SITTING HERE CRYING OVER CROWLEY.

right summary done, time to go sob, lmao i thought i wouldn't cry today over good omens HAHAHAHA still not traumatic eh HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[windybluebelles]

It’s common knowledge that Tim Drake is arguably a shit boyfriend to everyone he’s ever dated.

I’m fully 100% convinced that I could treat Bernard Dowd better than Timberlina over there ever could.

Like I’ll be reading anything with him in it and I’m just sat there talking to myself like

“I can treat you better babe.” “He just doesn’t love you like I do”

And just loving stroking the screen or some shit

Im bouta go all Avril Lavigne on his ass istg

All of this applies to Kon too but they aren’t canon so I don’t have to preach it to myself as much.

I’m also all like this about Steph but I know I’m definitely not good enough for her. The other two have trauma and shit standards, she also has trauma and shit standards but in a way that is specific and probably knocks me out of the park.

Does this count as self shipping cause I mean it in the way that I’m a crazy person with a weird bias against Timothy Jackson Drake

[atlaskatyellow]

Drew the shadow knights to claw myself out of an art block :)

Gene bouta do the "this is it guys..." speech-

[radaverse]

VERY COOL NEWS FR

YOOOOO MY FULL POWER WILL FINALLY BE UNLEASHED FOR REALLLL 🔥❤️‍🔥 Apologies for leaving all of you with no updates for both comics (PizzaTower n Samurai Jack) for so long, I'll make up for it fr. I can't wait myself Thanks to this I'll be able to do so much art, animatics and even banger animations. I'll do my best this year! THINGS BOUTA DROP FR Stay tuned hehe ✨

(Meanwhile, If u're bored, come to me discord and let's be silly together hehe)

[fluroscenthibiscus]

Im overwhelmed😭 ep 6 debreif cause I fucking need one.

‼️Spoilers for 9-1-1 S8 e6‼️

Im feeling so many conflicting emotions because that was a fucking rainbow rollar coaster of an episode??

First things first, Eddie Diaz/Ryan doing risky business after shaving was not on my 2024 bingo card... And answering the door looking like that👀- SIR PLEASE!! JUST ONE CHANCE🧎‍♀️Buck is much stronger than me cause I woulda jumped his bones. (When they sat down on that couch I literally asked myself out loud if they were bouta hook up🤭)

Madney second child😭😭😭😭!!! Stop I am so so so happy for them🎉

The Hot Preist. That's it. That's all I have to say. The whole scene sequence is really just self explanatory.

"A failure." SIR, I WILL COME THROUGH THE SCREEN AND HIT YOU CAUSE WTF THAT HURT.

‼️TOMMY ACTUALLY BEING ABBY'S TOMMY?? I WAS JOKING WHENEVER I SAID THAT BUT DAMN‼️

Bummy breakup... I am devastated for Buck. I didn't hate their relationship I just didn't like the character. But if Buck was happy then then so was I. Watching Buck get dimmer and less enthusiastic throughout the whole conversation really tugged a heartstring.

"Did you just break up with me?"

"I guess I did." And, "I didn't see it coming either."

Ouch.

The way I questioned if the green shirt actually meant anything cause Buck was so happy. I was like, "Oh, he won't break up with Tommy he's to happy rn." Then, BOOM! He didn't break up with Tommy, Tommy broke up with him. 😧

The well. Not another one🙄 No cause I sat there the whole time having flashbacks to Buck trying to dig through 40ft of mud and scrap by hand.

I was feeling so many emotions of different calibers by the end of the episode that I was crying from just how emotionally overwhelmed I was. I have now decided to watch it a third time🫠

[ghostlygirlycasper]

Just binged and im bouta do more. I was doing so well today not eating but my family buys a bunch of unhealthy junk that is so tempting and i hate feeling out of control. Bouta go to the bathroom to yk and i wish that instead of purg!ng i would js not eat in the first place. And i chugged so much water beforehand too but i still binged. What are some things i can do to stop myself from binging? Please bully my fat ass so i stop and want to stop more than i want to continue.