#bounty hoes

[kalza]

Another entry for the, "Summer Prompt Event," on the Duros Hoes Discord server. I went with a combination of, "A day at the beach," and "Beachside lounging," since they were very similar anyway.

Just Cad taking a little vacation. He deserves it. He's just vibing.

I low-key want his shirt though....

[unbound-space-trash]

I finished jedi: survivor the other day and now I don’t know what to do with myself

[oboedreamz]

Can someone make my dreams come true and create some Norath/Cad Bane content!?! 😻😜😅😩

Lovesick obsessed duros lovers!! 💙💚💙💚

[doseofindependence]

The Ultimate Guide to Herbs: Harvest and Dry Like a Pro

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[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐖'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: law

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_ynln: date night cut short by fans 😪

tagged: trafalgar_d.law, themarinesofficial

sogekingg.usopp: aint no way you tagged them 💀💀

↳ _ynln: gotta give credit where its due

p1rateking_luffy: Tra guy why didn't you invite me? ☹️☹️

↳ trafalgar_d.law: the real question is why would i ever invite you

↳ p1rateking_luffy: yn would invite me ☹️

↳ _ynln: i would, come w us next time!

trafalgar_d.law: delete this please

↳ _ynln: sometimes i like to be nice and not gatekeep ur greek god musculature from the world 😌😌

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_ynln: my babygirl 😍😍

tagged: trafalgar_d.law

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: break up

↳ trafalgar_d.law: what are u doing on my gf's page, get off

↳ beeeepo: if u guys ever break up, i don't believe in love 💔

↳ _ynln: bepo omgg 🥹🥹💕

↳ p3ngu1n: @trafalgar_d.law why aren't you reacting to the caption 😭😭

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_ynln: my other half 👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼

tagged: lovenami

blackleg.sanji: PLEASE DATE ME 😫😫💖💕💞💘

↳ theroronoa.zoro: dating u would be a charity case

↳ theroronoa.zoro: mb u wouldn't know bout dating u got noo hoes 🤣

blackleg.sanji: PRINTING THIS OUT. THE GODS HAVE BLESSED ME TO HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NAMIIII AND YNNN IN ONE PHOTO. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. 💖💞💘💕💖❤️❤️‍🔥❣️

↳ lovenami: @_ynln block him rn

↳ trafalgar_d.law: agreed

p3ngu1n: @trafalgar_d.law LMFAOWAOO IMAGINE GETTING REPLACED 🤣🤣

↳ trafalgar_d.law: toilet cleaning duties for 3 months. start rn.

↳ p3ngu1n: IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR PLS 🙏

♡ liked by _ynln, shachichi.chi and 4.7k others

trafalgar_d.law: i love my gf

_ynln: WTF THIS IS TH EPHOTO YOU POST OF ME?

↳ trafalgar_d.law: i love my gf

_ynln: my boyfriend is officially on sale. bids start off at 3,000,000,000 berries 😙

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LMFAOO ISNT THAT HIS BOUNTY

↳ themarinesofficial: @_ynln Please check your DMs

↳ _ynln: NO WAY LMFAOO BET

↳ trafalgar_d.law: first our date and now our ig? you guys are the most dedicated fangirls fr 😒😒

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Advent Calendar 2024 Masterlist

For the December Daze challenge.

Day One: Frank Castle - A Scary Little Christmas

Day Two: Ransom Drysdale - All I Want For Christmas is You

Day Three: Johnny Storm - Good Tidings Your Way Come

Day Four: Andy Barber - Home For Christmas

Day Five: Bucky Barnes - Shiver

Day Six: Jake Jensen - Santa Baby

Day Seven: Arvin Russell - In The Cold

Day Eight: Jonathan Pine - Time for Cheer

Day Nine: Heimdall - Sparkling Bright

Day Ten: Nick Fowler - Decked in Red

Day Eleven: Tony Stark - Sugar Cookie

Day Twelve: Kraven the Hunter - No Sugar, Just Spice

Day Thirteen: Captain Syverson - The Holiday Spirit

Day Fourteen: Pete Brenner - Bad Santa

Day Fifteen: Rafe Cameron - Naughty

Day Sixteen: Steve Kemp - Been an awful good girl

Day Seventeen: Walter Marshall - He Sees You

Day Eighteen: Peter Parker - A Special Surprise

Day Nineteen: Clark Kent - You’ll Be Home For Christmas

Day Twenty: Thor - Yule Be Sorry

Day Twenty-One: August Walker - Baby, I’m Cold

Day Twenty-Two: Steve Rogers - O Chilly Night

Day Twenty-Three: Cole Turner - The Exchange

Day Twenty-Four: God the Bounty Hunter - God, Rest Ye Merry

Day Twenty-Five: Geralt of Rivia - Days of Yore

Day Twenty-Six: Loki - All Ye Faithful

Day Twenty-Seven: Sam Wilson - Let’s Be Jolly

Day Twenty-Eight: Curtis Everett - Checking His List

Day Twenty-Nine: Brock Rumlow - In From The Cold

Day Thirty: Lee Bodecker - A Gift From the Heart

Day Thirty-One: Lloyd Hansen - Mistle-hoe

[jinwoosbabyboo]

Holiday w/ Friends II

Random posts on the TL of the lads girlies and their holiday trip ft. comments from the LIs, Jenna and Nero

liiisa_

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liiisa_: this bitch really crashed this hoe

tagged: misshuntermc

comments

misshuntermc: I would've made it if I didn’t get stuck on that snowdrift

↳ simonesays: you mean the tree? 🤨

imjenna: what is she pointing at?

↳ liiisa_: A TREE ↳ talkthat_tara: “can you shovel some of this snow?” BITCH THATS A TREE

misshuntermc: why are you bringing up old shit?

↳ liiisa_: this was 30 minutes ago ↳ misshuntermc: exactly

talkthat_tara: she almost ran the instructor over we should've known she’d crash 🙄

↳ misshuntermc: are y’all jumping me right now? ↳ simonesays: babes please stay a passenger princess 🙏🏼 ↳ liiisa_: PLEASE 🙏🏼

_thedrzayne: mistakes happen 🤷🏻‍♂️

lumiere.who: that tree shouldn't have been there

seagod_raf_: that tree is a hater 😤

skye.109: Do I need to buy the resort?

↳ seagod_raf_: Relax my guy you're not the only one with money ↳ skye.109: Huh? oh I thought somebody with the lowest bounty said something ↳ seagod_raf_: Alright now I gotta assassinate you ↳ _thedrzayne: Since when is having a bounty on your head a good thing?

talkthat_tara: well damn…. ^^

talkthat_tara

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talkthat_tara: Healing my inner child every time we’re together 🥰

tagged: misshuntermc, simonesays, liiisa_

comments

misshuntermc: Stop I will cry right now 🥺

liiisa_: “you know what yea life is good” - Me every time we hangout 🥹

simonesays: Now what if I cry like a baby?? what then??? HUH!? ☹️

nene.nero: MC is tagged but I don’t see her

↳ misshuntermc: simone knocked me to the floor ↳ simonesays: I made sure you were okay before I laughed ↳ misshuntermc: bitch 😑

imjenna: no invite?

↳ liiisa_: you woulda came? 😧 ↳ talkthat_tara: stop I will come pick you up right now ↳ imjenna: I'll pack my bag ↳ simonesays: AHHHHHH JENNA 🤭

nene.nero: no invite?

↳ simonesays: ….. so anyway im going to the store y’all want anything? ↳ liiisa_: sun chips and gushers please ↳ talkthat_tara: Cheez its ↳ misshuntermc: nerd clusters and wine ↳ nene.nero: 😐

misshuntermc [Private story]

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misshuntermc: Seconds before disaster

mentioned: liiisa_

talkthat_tara replied to private story: IS THIS HOW YOU GUYS FELL INTO THE MIRROR??

_thedrzayne replied to private story: Please don’t tell me you hurt yourself 😒

seagod_raf_ replied to private story: lol dumbass ☠️

simonesays replied to private story: it sounded like a boulder fell into the house wtf 🥴

liiisa_ replied to private story: bitch im still laughing 🤣🤣

simonesays

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simonesays: My dumbass loves 😚

tagged: misshuntermc, talkthat_tara

comments

liiisa_: I wish you would’ve got the noodle smacking MC in the cheek

↳ misshuntermc: why are you praying on my downfall? 🧐

talkthat_tara: That pasta was hot as hell why did I let her talk me into a “noodle race”

↳ misshuntermc: because you love me 🥰 ↳ simonesays: because you two bet money

imjenna: You four are my top hunters what happens when you leave work?

↳ simonesays: we all start running off one braincell 🤷🏻‍♀️ ↳ liiisa_: I simply turn my brain off ↳ talkthat_tara: brain off just vibin’ 🙂‍↕️ ↳ misshuntermc: idk man I just work here

pt. 1

[joelmillerisapunk]

WIP Wednesdayyyy

here we are again?! i am doing like everyone else and giving you a little list 'cause its a messssss in these docs and there's a thousand ideas happening at any given moment. tysm @almostfoxglove @toxicanonymity and @kedsandtubesocks for the tags <3 -> dbf! catches you masturbating (COMING SOON ISTG THIS TIME)

-> corrupt police!joel fucks you on the side of the road to get out of a ticket

-> pirate!joel

-> neighbor!dave york

-> Sleazy!Clint fucks his video store employee to a porn tape

-> bounty hunter!joel

-> a dbf/fuckbuddy!joel based off the song bad habits by delaneyjane

-> home depot!joel

-> dbf!javier pena

-> Coffee hoe joel trading his body for coffee

-> a late valentines fic that's done but idk if ill post it lol

(sorry if you were tagged) npt: @myownwholewildworld @milla-frenchy @aurorawritestoescape @evolnoomym @jazzy96scorpio @savedyounine @cxrsed-angel @ovaryacted @almostempty @slimybeth69 @gothcsz @mandaloriankait @probablyreadinsmut @baronessvonglitter @yxtkiwiyxt @sunshinehaze1 @sunshineispunk @604to647 @arcanefox207 @tateypots @mrs-hardy-hunnam-butler-pascal @syd-djarin @greenwitchfromthewoods @sizzlingcloudmentality

[hotdamnhunnam]

On Your Knees (fic teaser)

UPDATE: This fic is now posted!

A/N: Hello my dears! It’s been a minute since I’ve posted on here. I still intend to be inactive for the most part, BUT of course Kai has stolen and broken my heart, and this “on your knees” gif struck at my inner slut 💘 So here we are! This is a teaser for a fic that will have lots of smut, while also giving Kai some backstory that I feel he deserves and I wanted to share what I’ve got so far!

“On your knees.”

It’s been forever and a day, since you last laid your eyes on Kai. Since then you’ve searched for him across the whole entire fucking sky. Whatever words you had expected him to say… you never would have dreamt of these.

On your knees.

The blood in your veins is on fire; it burns as the blue of his gaze starts to freeze. The blaze rises higher, so desperate to melt down this fortress of ice that you hadn’t believed you would find. Paid the rumors no mind—he’s a bounty hunter or a gun for hire, who would sell his soul to any well-paying buyer, or so everybody agrees—yet you’ve come here to seek out the true heart of gold that you know lies behind. But all gold can be sold and it seems that he’s taken his fees.

And now he’s set on taking whatever he damn well may please.

Your voice escapes your throat pathetically. “Kai, it’s me…”

Cocks his head. Lifts his brow. Silent laughter at what you just said. Obviously. But who you are doesn’t mean shit to him now. “Aye, I see.”

You might just choke. The heart that never once stopped beating for this godforsaken rogue just fucking broke.

He snickers down as if the beating of your heart is just a joke. The curl of those cruel lips holds even more force than his words. And that’s what brings you to your knees and makes you weak, so weak it hurts, as he comes close and rests his palm against your cheek, piercing your soul straight to the core with just one stroke.

Straight to the core. Summon what strength you have to speak, unsure whether the vows that you once made have any value anymore. “I’ve come back to you just as I swore…”

“Of course,” he utters as those ice-blue eyes seek out and strike the deepest truth in yours. “You’ve come to me just as you were before: still nothing but a worthless fucking whore.”

--- End teaser ---

If you’d like to be tagged in this fic if and when I post it, just let me know! I don’t plan to tag my full taglist since that list was from aeons ago 🙃

As always much love to all of my fellow Hunnam hoes! 💕

[setokaibapetty]

5 + 1 Fic Friday Roundup: Reality TV Setting

Some fics where they participate in a reality television show.

By Any Other Name (AO3) - "Through some freak accident of the universe, Dabi has been invited to compete on The Bachelorette. Have they actually seen his face? Surprisingly yes, and they still want him. For this season they apparently need a ‘bad boy’ to both balance out the hero contestant (why in hell is Hawks involved?) and to trash talk the show in interviews to appeal to audiences who don’t like the scripting. Getting sent on a vacation away from his annoying bandmates to complain and eat as much free food as he wants? Sold."

Loose yourself (to the music) (AO3) - "A singing competition is something that Dabi would have normally dismissed, but the prospect of free food made him check it out. It gets him half a bag of chips, the start of a friendship with a giant of a woman, and a roof over his head. Now he just has to win round after round to keep it all as long as possible. Lucky him, being dramatic and hardworking is basically his motto."

From Messiest Bro to Hottest Hoe (AO3) - "Himura Touya got nominated for QueerEye by his siblings, gay chaos ensues"

More Than a Murderbot (AO3) - "The Fab Five head out for a rather unusual transport and research vessel to help their first-ever Sec Unit client learn how to take some time for self-care and feel like it has a place to belong."

The Consequences of Being Seen (AO3) - "Din Djarin is a bounty hunter desperately trying to make a few extra bucks by streaming his bounties on the holonet. Boba Fett is a veteran hunter with a cult following returning to the holos after 10 years out of the game. First, they run into each other on the opposite ends of a high-paying job. Then... things get interesting."

Bonus: Keeping Up With the Todorokis (AO3) - "Endeavor was one of the few heroes with such a high ranking and who has a family. Naturally, the public is interested in the lives of the famous Todoroki family. With such a cold image to the public, the agency decides that Endeavor has to do something to win people's love and popularity. Endeavor agrees, keeping in mind that the world will know the Todoroki's best kept secret. Todoroki Touya." Set to Private

[kalza]

My first contribution for the "Summer Prompt Event," on the Duros Hoes Discord Server.

I went with, "camping under the stars," for this one, since I've already had an idea planned out and finally had a chance to draw it. I also wanted to try out campfire lighting again, since it's been awhile.

Added Ember as a camping companion for Cad, cuz why not?

[stars-n-spice]

Silly Squad Alignment Charts

Because I thought it would be fun and silly :)

Find out more about the Silly Squad here!

Of course, have to start with the classic:

Hunter will say they have food at home and it's literally like probably two slices of bread, a bottle of ketchup, and a head of lettuce

Viram KNOWS how to cook so you best be happy to eat her food instead of having Mcdonalds

Khea and Echo it depends on their mood whether they pull up and order a single black coffee before leaving (Echo would never do it if Omega is in the car)

Crosshair doesn't even like their coffee but he does it to be a little shit

Feel like Tech is also kinda in the middle because he'll be like "Technically we have food at home-" but he also needs his caffeine

Phee will ALWAYS pull up to the Mcdonalds, especially when Omega's with her. Then Omega always holds it over Hunter- "Well, PHEE takes ME to Mcdonalds!"

Tay is the definition of a bastard (no seriously)

Phee is bastard (affectionate) but would technically be more of "Badass" than anything

Khea, Crosshair, and Tech are the Bitch Trio and if you put them in a room together they WILL tear each other apart (emotionally most likely but Tech will goad Crosshair and Khea into physically fighting each other while he records)

Majority of the squad is Babey though

Echo is also "Bad Ass" but he could also be a Bitch if he wanted

Hunter is Bastard just because I think it's funny

Dumb Bitch Hunter my beloved <3

Echo is sad dick because he has no dick

I use dumb affectionately with Wrecker (not with Hunter and Tay)

Tech just has big dick energy to me idk

Khea's a sad hoe but she'll never admit to it (the being sad part)

If you've noticed, I really like making fun of Hunter that's why he's there in the dumbass squared category

Wrecker, Khea, and Phee are all smart as fuck but have more fun pretending that they aren't really

Tay is good at pretending that he is smart - he is not

Then of course, Tech, Cross, and Echo are all smartasses

This fit so perfectly I was dying

Hunter is laughing nervously because he's aroace lmao

Omega would be like "Thanks! :D" and just carry on

Jung would most likely do *thumbs up* instead of finger guns though

When you pair up the couples, it's funnier

If Tay said "I know" after Cross told him that he loved him, Crosshair would dump him on the spot

Khea tells Wrecker she loves him for the first time and he short circuits and probably would say something along the lines of "YEET!"

Viram and Echo both have issues and would not be able to comprehend why someone would love them - I'm sure Echo's got insecurities and Viram knows she's a workaholic and therefore difficult to be in a relationship so she apologies in advance

If Phee told Tech she loved him and he went "a horrible decision, really" she'd probably laugh

And of course, who doesn't love Phee? If you don't, get out of here.

Crosshair could care less, he ain't dealing with that shit

Tech would say this ominously as if he's seen the future and knows your death is imminent meanwhile Khea's is more of a - "you probably will because everyone close to me has already died" sort of way :/

I feel like Omega might also be "i'd die for you first" too

Hunter, Viram, and Echo don't want to deal with that shit either, they've already got so much loss, guilt, and other things on their plate

Tay's probably not listening when someone tells him they'd die for him while Phee's like, "Oh, neat. Anyways, as I was saying about my last adventure-"

Jung is ready and willing to put his life on the line and Wrecker would probably more like a "Nu uh" because he's got your back and would look out for you

Phee will also do it for some credits or a cool treasure

Tay is going to fight god (and he's going to lose)

Tech could do so much more than take down the government, but he needs incentives (him and Phee can take down the government together <3)

Khea is a bounty hunter, her job literally requires her to stab people sometimes in order for her to get money

Crosshair would stab without anyone needing to ask him

Echo's taking down the government no matter what, but especially if Rex asks him to come along

Jung is going to fight god if you ask them to (and he'll win)

Viram is the type of friend who is an excellent tutor and you end up understanding the concept after getting her help meanwhile Omega will explain what she knows and then the homework becomes a group project of figuring out what the fuck it's asking

You can copy Hunter's homework but there is no guarantee that the answers are right (most of them are wrong)

You can copy Jung's homework and there's a high chance the answers are right

Khea had better things to do than homework - like get frustrated over it and cry for a bit before giving up on it

Phee did some of the homework but she'll only help you out if you give her something in exchange

Wrecker and Tay, beloved himbos, they had no idea and even if they did do the homework, you wouldn't want to copy off of them

Crosshair also didn't do the homework but he also doesn't want to respond

Tech and Echo both did the homework and it's correct but they don't tolerate copying work to even have suggested it is offensive so now you're left on read

[bleue-flora]

Personally, I think that c!Sam's shovel and hoe were probably just intended as tools rather than weapons. That doesn't mean that they were never used as weapons, he could've brought them along to the prison with the intent to use them, but I guess I see it as more of a symbolic thing? He's finally stepping up. Ever since Tommy's death, Sam has felt like a failure of a warden, and now Quackity is prompting him to jump back into the role with both feet—and a warden needs all of his equipment, right? It would be unprofessional not to. He can't get caught off guard again. (Even if he knows that this stuff will probably never get used.)

But anyway, Sam's naming seems to follow his usual trend of grandiose righteousness—Warden's Will, Mercy, etc. The only real exception is Warden's Torment; that one really sticks out as dark and violent in contrast to his arguably worse sword, which is just his "will". Even Warden's Will Breaker doesn't have to be interpreted as sinister if you're seeing it through Sam's eyes; the will is only being broken as a necessary step, a means to an end, not out of cruelty.

So with a shovel and a hoe, things that aren't explicitly meant as weapons, I feel like Sam would continue to name them something grandiosely righteous. Your ideas of Warden's Generosity, Hospitality, Favor are nice—also maybe something like Warden's Gift or Bounty. These tools are intended to create life, not destroy it.

There's some scattered thoughts of mine anyway, I hope they make sense because I just. Have not slept. Behold my essay.

[context]

Oh 100%. Well said. It is for sure more symbolic and you never know what obstacles you might face as a Warden. Especially in a place with such mining fatigue, having the proper tool is important. I mean we all saw what Dream did in manhunt using hay bales to trap everyone in the water temple, an Efficiency IV netherite hoe would have been very useful then. He’s on a mission to kill Dream and this is right after a security issue, for him to be over prepared for anything makes sense. Whether or not he intended to use them for more cruel reasons is certainly debatable.

Still it is fun to think about. And I have always interpreted Dream’s line to Foolish - “Sam, you know, let him in the prison, let him bring in tools—and shears, and they tried to torture the revive book out of me…” - as making all Minecraft tools fair game, because why not? If shears, why not a shovel or hoe? A sharp edge is a sharp edge after all.

Regardless, Wardens Bounty has a good ring to it, yea you know what I’m gonna dub Sam’s Hoe with Efficiency IV, Fortune III, Mending and Unbreaking III as Wardens Bounty and Sam’s Shovel with Efficiency IV, Fortune III, Mending and Unbreaking III as Wardens Favor

Anyways, good thoughts and thanks for indulging my madness even while sleep deprived <3

[zapreportsblog]

Hai babyyyy,

How are you doing?

I was wondering if you could write about poly!volturi kings x reader bc there is this trend on tiktok about "I think im just about over being your gf" where you throw your ass in a circle what if reader just..... in front of the kings 😊 lap dance moment haha hoe would they react? (And reader has like a big butt big bitties.)

❝i think im over being your girlfriend❞

✭ pairing : poly volturi kings x reader

✭ fandom : twilight

✭ summary : in this story, (y/n) is exploring a trend on TikTok where people dance to the song "I think I'm just about over being your gf" by throwing their assets in a circle. The twist comes when she decides to perform this seductive dance in front of the Volturi kings, her mates, adding an element of surprise. (Y/n), known for their curvaceous figure, uses their big butt and bountiful bosom to captivate the kings. The story explores how each of the Volturi kings reacts to this unexpected lap dance moment, creating a playful and intriguing scenario.

✭ authors note : aye im pretty damn good my damn self, how are you? Whatcha been up too and sorry for the wait had to get a few other requests out the way first :)

✭ twilight masterlist 2

(Y/N) had always been one to keep up with the latest trends on social media. She often found herself scrolling through TikTok, exploring the various challenges and dances that filled her feed. But one evening, as she swiped through videos on her phone, she stumbled upon a challenge that caught her attention—the infamous "I think I'm just about over being your girlfriend" trend.

Intrigued, she watched as ladies confidently threw it back for their partners, their sultry moves captivating the camera. A mischievous idea began to form in her mind. Why not try this for herself? It could be a thrilling surprise for her mates, Aro, Marcus, and Caius, the Volturi kings.

With determination in her eyes, (Y/N) decided to give it a shot. She turned off her phone, placed it on her bedside table, and stood in front of her bedroom mirror. She needed to practice before she could confidently perform this sensual dance for the kings.

Her hips swayed, and her body moved to the rhythm of the song she'd chosen for her performance. She'd never been shy about her curves, and she knew she had the assets to pull this off. After several attempts, she was satisfied with her practice, convinced that she could execute the dance flawlessly.

Now, it was time to choose the perfect outfit. She rummaged through her closet, searching for something that would truly showcase her beauty. Hidden away, she found an old black lingerie outfit her friend had gifted her. It was a bit snug now, a testament to how her body had grown curvier over time, but it would have to do.

(Y/N) slipped into the lacey, figure-hugging lingerie, admiring herself in the mirror. She knew it would accentuate her curves and add to the allure of her performance. With a deep breath, she practiced the dance one more time, ensuring she had every move down to perfection.

Feeling confident and exhilarated, she decided it was time to take the challenge to the next level. Tonight, she would surprise Aro, Marcus, and Caius with her daring performance. The thought of their reactions filled her with anticipation and excitement as she prepared to step out and give her mates a show they would never forget.

Later that night; as the Volturi conducted their trials with their usual precision and solemnity, (Y/N) bided her time, concealed beneath a long black trench coat. She had carefully timed her entrance to coincide with the conclusion of the trials. Her heart raced with anticipation as she watched the proceedings from the shadows, her thoughts focused on the sultry surprise she had in store for the kings.

As the final verdicts were delivered and the crowd began to disperse, (Y/N) patiently waited. Her coat hid her outfit—or rather, her lack of one—as she stood in the dimly lit chamber. She knew the moment would come when the three kings would notice her presence, and that's when her true performance would begin.

Aro, always the first to sense unusual situations, eventually turned his gaze toward the enigmatic figure standing near the back. His sharp eyes locked onto the trench coat-clad (Y/N), and he made a move to approach her. But before he could take more than a single step, (Y/N) raised a finger to her lips, her eyes locked with his.

Aro, intrigued but also slightly suspicious, raised an elegant eyebrow in silent question. (Y/N), however, merely smirked in response and whispered softly, "Sit back down, Aro."

Surprised by the command and the audacity of this unexpected interruption, Aro hesitated for a moment. But curiosity got the better of him, and he complied, returning to his seat with a perplexed expression.

The other two kings, Marcus and Caius, exchanged glances, equally intrigued and bewildered by the turn of events. They, too, returned to their seats, their gazes fixed on (Y/N), waiting to see what she had in store.

With the kings now seated, (Y/N) knew she had their attention. Her smirk deepened as she purred, "I have a surprise for you, my kings, but only if you can be good boys." Her words hung in the air, thick with promise, as she prepared to unveil the tantalizing performance she had been rehearsing.

The atmosphere in the chamber was charged with anticipation and desire, as the Volturi kings, captivated by (Y/N)'s boldness and mystery, awaited the thrilling surprise that she had in store for them.

The moment had arrived. (Y/N) could feel the adrenaline coursing through her veins as she stood before the Volturi kings, hidden beneath her long black trench coat. She had chosen the perfect song for her performance—the same one used in the "I think I'm over being your girlfriend" challenge.

As the song's chorus began to play, she let the trench coat slide off her shoulders with a slow, deliberate motion. It fell to the floor, leaving her in revealing black lingerie that showcased her voluptuous figure, her curvy assets barely concealed.

The sight took the Volturi kings completely by surprise. Aro's eyes widened with a mixture of intrigue and desire, Marcus watched with a contemplative gaze, and Caius couldn't help but growl softly as he observed her.

With the music enveloping her, (Y/N) began her sensual dance, perfectly in sync with the seductive rhythm. She threw her assets back at the kings, her every move deliberate and enticing. She danced as though she had been born to do so, confidence radiating from her every step.

As the chorus reached its peak, (Y/N) approached each king one by one, giving them their own private dance. She moved with fluid grace, teasingly smacking their hands away if they dared to reach for her. Leaning in close to their ears, she whispered seductively, "Nope, bad boy," her voice a sultry purr that sent shivers down their spines.

The Volturi kings were left in a state of awe and desire, their darkened eyes locked on (Y/N) as she continued her mesmerizing performance. As the dance neared its conclusion, she left them breathless and wanting more.

Grabbing her phone from the floor, (Y/N) began to walk away, a teasing smile playing on her lips. But it was Caius who couldn't let her escape so easily. With a fierce growl, he reached out and firmly grasped her arms, preventing her from leaving.

"You can't just leave after doing such things," Caius rumbled, his desire and frustration evident in his voice.

(Y/N) met his intense gaze with a playful smirk. "Oh yeah? Says who?"

That's when Marcus and Aro, drawn in by the magnetic allure of the scene, closed in behind her, forming a circle that trapped her in the middle. Their dark eyes bore into her with hunger and possessiveness.

"Says us," Aro whispered, his voice low and filled with promise.

The chamber was charged with an electric tension as (Y/N) found herself surrounded by the three Volturi kings, their desire for her palpable. The night had taken an unexpected turn, and it was clear that things were about to become even more intense and thrilling.

❝how the volturi kings would react to a lap dance from their curvy mate dancing for them❞

The Volturi kings, Aro, Marcus, and Caius, would have distinct yet intense reactions to their curvy mate's daring lap dance in the trial chambers

1. Aro : Aro, always intrigued by the unusual and unexpected, would be initially taken aback but quickly consumed by desire. As he reached out to touch her, only to have his advances playfully thwarted, he'd find himself captivated by (Y/N)'s teasing. Her whispered words of "no, bad boy" would only fuel his fascination, making him yearn for her even more.

2. Marcus : Marcus, known for his stoic demeanor, would watch (Y/N)'s performance with a contemplative gaze that concealed his inner turmoil. Her sensual dance would awaken a long-dormant desire within him, and when he tried to touch her, only to be denied, he'd feel a surge of both frustration and excitement. He'd be silently drawn to her, unable to resist the temptation she presented.

3. Caius : Caius, the most passionate and impulsive of the three kings, would react with a growl of desire when (Y/N) teased him by popping his hand away. His possessive nature would be ignited, and he'd take a more assertive approach in pursuing her. Caius would want to prove himself as a "good boy" in order to gain her affection and attention, making him all the more determined to win her over.

Overall, (Y/N)'s provocative lap dance would leave the Volturi kings in a state of intense desire and longing, setting the stage for a passionate and complex dynamic between them.

[di-writes-stuff]

Cowboy Like Me

Arthur Morgan x fem!Reader

Chapter 1

TW: Mentions of bl00d and canon typical weapons. Literally nothing else.

A/N: Okay, I’ve had this idea swirling around for a while, so this should be fun. Buckle up, hoes.

Never had there been a town so poorly named as Valentine. It was far too romantic, far too sweet for the drunk addled pigsty that lay before Arthur Morgan.

He’d never liked going into towns. The judgmental passersby. The beggars. The hookers. The adulterous fools stumbling drunkenly out of saloons with them. Not to mention the sheriffs and bounty hunters lurking in the shadows. The ones that always seem to be searching for a face on a poster that looks an awful lot like him.

His feet sink a good inch or two into the mud that makes up the ground in Valentine as he makes his way to the general store. If he had enough money to buy nice boots, he would have been annoyed at the way the grime sticks to them. But, it’s just another addition to the layers of dirt, grass, and blood that adorn the leather.

Clouds cover the sky, leaving the whole town darkened, only adding to the unfortunate scenery before him as he walks up the wooden excuse of a sidewalk to the store. He’s not here to buy anything, of course. No, he’s here to find something.

A target.

A good hit. It’s what Dutch has been talking about for months now. Just one good hit. That’s all they need. A jackpot in the world of thieves and liars. And of course, in a town like this, lips are loosened by easy trust. A foolish belief that nobody around them could possibly be listening. Watching. Waiting.

Except, that’s exactly what he plans to do. Sit on a bench with a hat over his eyes and wait. Wait to hear about some rich uncle not to far away, or a train from down South full of land owners ripe for robbing.

It’s not his favorite way to spend his days, far from it. Arthur’s only hope is that the payoff from whatever he finds will make up for it. As he steps up the first stair to the patio of the general store, a small can rolls past his feet. He bends down to grab it quickly, standing back up straight and seeing you.

And because as much as he might look in the mirror and see an animal, he is still a man, he notices. Admires the fact that you’re the prettiest thing he’s seen in a long time.

And because he is not only a man, but a man easily charmed by your pretty smile and bright eyes, the faintest blush rises on his cheeks as you bid your thanks in a soft voice.

“‘Course, ma’am.” He manages to keep his voice steady for those two words as you take back the can.

And because you are a woman, you look, and you admire. Admire his cerulean eyes, and the small smile that plays on his chapped lips as he looks down at you.

Before he knows it you’re walking away, leaving his eyes to trail after your figure before remembering the task at hand. He quickly clears his throat, embarrassed for no real reason. Maybe just because he acted like a person instead of the threat Dutch has so carefully carved him to be.

It doesn’t take very long for the image of the pretty girl with the plaid dress to leave his mind when he hears a couple of women discussing exactly what he’d been looking for.

A rich man named Mr. Mallory that just moved in not to far away, buying up a house that’d been vacant for years since nobody could afford the enormous property. But, the land was profitable, and the house was large. Perfect for a single man eager to flaunt his wealth.

And the perfect target for Arthur. He’d never felt particularly bad about robbing the rich. They’ve got plenty to share, and most don’t come about their money in the kindest of ways. Especially not men from out east, which is exactly what this one sounds like.

He holds back a judgmental scoff as he hears one of the women detailing the directions to the house, as the other plans on welcoming him to the community. And if Arthur knows people, which he does, her visit is probably in hopes of marrying him. Not for love, of course. For money, more of it than somebody will ever need or use. And for status. The two desires Arthur hates most.

What a fool. He thinks to himself as he adjusts on the bench, sunlight finally peaking out from behind the clouds.

Except he’s become a fool too, of his own kind. Because the thing Arthur doesn’t notice is the other person lingering nearby. Listening. Watching. Waiting. He doesn’t notice the way her ears perk up at the sound of a good payoff. Of a guiltless robbery.

He doesn’t notice you.

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Normally you would have stayed in the town for longer, soaked up the sunshine of the unusually warm spring you’re having. But today is not just any day. Today, you have work.

The windows of your small house are flung open to allow in the crisp air as you lay the food you bought onto the table hurriedly. You only notice the can that rolled onto the floor when it occurs to you that it was the same one as earlier. The one the man with the pretty eyes had picked up for you.

The coincidence is disregarded quickly as you pick it up, tossing it back onto the table before hurrying to your room. It’s getting late, and you need time to plan before you head out. You’d already ridden out to the house, and a rough sketch of the layout sits in your notebook.

Unlike Arthur, the man you don’t yet know, you were listening to the women long before any rich man was mentioned. The accents they spoke with caught your attention, clearly some kind of eastern. Their voices came with a certain coldness that you’ve yet to find out west.

Either way, that coupled with the quality of the clothes that adorned their bodies told you they were wealthy. And you were right.

You always are.

And if you’re assuming correctly, which you almost always do, the man they spoke of is also from out east. Meaning Mr. Mallory doesn’t yet know to lock his doors and keep a rifle beside his bed. Even if he did, the rich bastard probably wouldn’t know how to use the thing.

But you, you do. And if he happens to wake up while you work, he’ll learn that soon enough. You quickly change into a blouse and pants, leaving the dress you’d worn into town today abandoned on your bed.

The plan is finished quickly enough, as there’s plenty of entrances into the house to choose from if the front door’s locked. Now comes the part you hate the most. The part where no matter how rich the man you’re about to rob is, no matter how perfectly fine he’ll be despite the loss, guilt sets in.

This is when you wait. Because a woman riding on her own horse, in her own pants, with a mask over her face in broad daylight isn’t a sight that goes without notice.

It’s not as if you wanted this life. But, between selling your body and thieving, you’d choose the latter again and again. Of course, you could get married. Settle down. Have children. And that all sounds so pretty, so sweet in your mind.

If only the husband wasn’t necessary. The oppressive, aggressive, boring, utterly vacant husband that every married woman seems to be saddled with these days. That reality, over everything else. That, you refuse.

Day shifts to night as you leave your house, climb onto your horse, and set off to pay Mr. Mallory a visit.

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Arthur sits, crouched in the grass as he waits for the light to go out in Mr. Mallory’s window. The robbery was going to be easy, that is until he realized that his target happens to enjoy late nights. It’s damn near one in the morning, and the bastard is still up doing God knows what.

A sigh slips from Arthur’s lips as his attention shifts to the horse tied to the porch railing. It’s a bit odd that the steed was just left out front for anybody to steal, and if it seemed to be a valuable one, Arthur would have done just that.

But, it’s simple. Looks to be a Kentucky Saddler, nothing he couldn’t find a few miles out, grazing in a field. Also odd, considering how much money this man seems to have. The peculiarities leave his mind in an instant as the front door creeks open, a small, lithe figure slipping out.

A figure that most certainly isn’t Mr. Mallory. It’s a woman, quick eyes darting back and forth to check for anybody watching. Her gaze eventually lands on Arthur, and a finger comes up to her masked face in a “shush” motion. His mouth falls open slightly as the stranger mounts her horse and rides away, a sack filled with all the riches Arthur missed out on slung over her shoulder.

A twinge of prideful envy hits him as he realized he’s been beat. He watches the mysterious woman as darkness engulfs her, trying to place the sense of familiarity he felt as her eyes met his.

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There’s a smile on your face as you spend a bit of your well earned money in town the next morning. Not just from the wildly successful robbery that you’d managed to pull off while Mr. Mallory was awake. No, the image of the man waiting still lingers in your mind.

It was the man with the pretty eyes, the one whose chivalry had made you blush mere hours before you bested him at his own sport. A cool breeze hits you as you step out of the general store into the warm air, a bag with a new vest and pair of boots slung over your arm.

Arthur walks across the street, still brooding about the robbery that’d been stolen from him the night before. The worst part is the sense of admiration he can’t help but feel. Mr. Mallory had been awake, walking around, and still oblivious to the fact that he was being robbed.

That takes skill, one that Arthur isn’t even sure he possesses. It’s the very reason he’d waited outside, all but letting you do the job for him.

A small bell rings as you leave the general store, and Arthur’s head turns in the direction of the noise. Recognition flickers in his eyes as he takes you in, first as the woman that he’d picked up the can for, and then…

“My God…” He whispers to himself as you smirk at him, crossing the road to stand in front of him, pride coming off of you in waves.

Bright eyes look up at him, the same ones he’d admired in the day, and the ones that he’d recognized for only a moment in the night, too short for him to realize who it’d been. Your lips curl into a smile as your hand reaches up to touch his broad should while you walk past him.

Words escape him as you lean up, your lips close to his ear as you whisper. “Better luck next time.” You walk away promptly, only looking back once to throw that dazzling grin his way again as he turns around to watch you.

He should be annoyed. Angered at your pride. At your gall to rub salt in his wound by acknowledging what you’d both already realized.

Yet, the smallest of smiles that appears on his face defies all that should be true, the breeze seeming to replicate the sound of your voice in his ear as he watches you until you’re a small blip in the distance.

A/N: Okay, this is really long, but first chapters always are. Hope y’all enjoyed, I’ll probably have the second one up pretty quick.

- di <3

[naffeclipse]

Ok ok we all know Sleuth Jester Eclipse is a hoe

But what if a Y/N or anyone he is interested in gets as bold as he is or more with him? Like "pin him to the wall with all 4 of ur limbs" kind of bold

How would he act? Would he return it? Be shocked? Chicken out?

It's a bit of a challenge to pin Eclipse as he's so tall, but if the vigilante did manage to do such a thing, he'd find it amusing in the 'oh, you think you can keep me here? cute.' kind of way. He would be pleased as well, knowing that they're finally reciprocating feelings. Eclipse, however, is one who very much prefers to lead the dance, so to speak. He'd entertain it for a second before flipping it around and pinning Y/N to the wall, leaving no room for escape.

Bounty Hunter!Eclipse on the other hand, after some mellowing and character growth, would be more at ease with Y/N pinning him, but he would be absolutely insufferable about it, making Y/N regret ever doing such a thing and earning his full attention.