#bounty hoes

[kalza]

Another entry for the, "Summer Prompt Event," on the Duros Hoes Discord server. I went with a combination of, "A day at the beach," and "Beachside lounging," since they were very similar anyway.

Just Cad taking a little vacation. He deserves it. He's just vibing.

I low-key want his shirt though....

[sinisterexaggerator]

@renek-bane!!!! I am dead.

[oboedreamz]

Anyone else watching “The Bad Batch” and hoping to see a familiar face?!

[unbound-space-trash]

I finished jedi: survivor the other day and now I don’t know what to do with myself

[doseofindependence]

The Ultimate Guide to Herbs: Harvest and Dry Like a Pro

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[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐖'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: law

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_ynln: date night cut short by fans ���

tagged: trafalgar_d.law, themarinesofficial

sogekingg.usopp: aint no way you tagged them 💀💀

↳ _ynln: gotta give credit where its due

p1rateking_luffy: Tra guy why didn't you invite me? ☹️☹️

↳ trafalgar_d.law: the real question is why would i ever invite you

↳ p1rateking_luffy: yn would invite me ☹️

↳ _ynln: i would, come w us next time!

trafalgar_d.law: delete this please

↳ _ynln: sometimes i like to be nice and not gatekeep ur greek god musculature from the world 😌😌

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_ynln: my babygirl 😍😍

tagged: trafalgar_d.law

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: break up

↳ trafalgar_d.law: what are u doing on my gf's page, get off

↳ beeeepo: if u guys ever break up, i don't believe in love 💔

↳ _ynln: bepo omgg 🥹🥹💕

↳ p3ngu1n: @trafalgar_d.law why aren't you reacting to the caption 😭😭

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_ynln: my other half ��🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼

tagged: lovenami

blackleg.sanji: PLEASE DATE ME 😫😫💖💕💞💘

↳ theroronoa.zoro: dating u would be a charity case

↳ theroronoa.zoro: mb u wouldn't know bout dating u got noo hoes 🤣

blackleg.sanji: PRINTING THIS OUT. THE GODS HAVE BLESSED ME TO HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NAMIIII AND YNNN IN ONE PHOTO. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. 💖💞💘💕💖❤️❤️‍🔥❣️

↳ lovenami: @_ynln block him rn

↳ trafalgar_d.law: agreed

p3ngu1n: @trafalgar_d.law LMFAOWAOO IMAGINE GETTING REPLACED 🤣🤣

↳ trafalgar_d.law: toilet cleaning duties for 3 months. start rn.

↳ p3ngu1n: IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR PLS 🙏

♡ liked by _ynln, shachichi.chi and 4.7k others

trafalgar_d.law: i love my gf

_ynln: WTF THIS IS TH EPHOTO YOU POST OF ME?

↳ trafalgar_d.law: i love my gf

_ynln: my boyfriend is officially on sale. bids start off at 3,000,000,000 berries 😙

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LMFAOO ISNT THAT HIS BOUNTY

↳ themarinesofficial: @_ynln Please check your DMs

↳ _ynln: NO WAY LMFAOO BET

↳ trafalgar_d.law: first our date and now our ig? you guys are the most dedicated fangirls fr 😒😒

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Advent Calendar 2024 Masterlist

For the December Daze challenge.

Day One: Frank Castle - A Scary Little Christmas

Day Two: Ransom Drysdale - All I Want For Christmas is You

Day Three: Johnny Storm - Good Tidings Your Way Come

Day Four: Andy Barber - Home For Christmas

Day Five: Bucky Barnes - Shiver

Day Six: Jake Jensen - Santa Baby

Day Seven: Arvin Russell - In The Cold

Day Eight: Jonathan Pine - Time for Cheer

Day Nine: Heimdall - Sparkling Bright

Day Ten: Nick Fowler - Decked in Red

Day Eleven: Tony Stark - Sugar Cookie

Day Twelve: Kraven the Hunter - No Sugar, Just Spice

Day Thirteen: Captain Syverson - The Holiday Spirit

Day Fourteen: Pete Brenner - Bad Santa

Day Fifteen: Rafe Cameron - Naughty

Day Sixteen: Steve Kemp - Been an awful good girl

Day Seventeen: Walter Marshall - He Sees You

Day Eighteen: Peter Parker - A Special Surprise

Day Nineteen: Clark Kent - You’ll Be Home For Christmas

Day Twenty: Thor - Yule Be Sorry

Day Twenty-One: August Walker - Baby, I’m Cold

Day Twenty-Two: Steve Rogers - O Chilly Night

Day Twenty-Three: Cole Turner - The Exchange

Day Twenty-Four: God the Bounty Hunter - God, Rest Ye Merry

Day Twenty-Five: Geralt of Rivia - Days of Yore

Day Twenty-Six: Loki - All Ye Faithful

Day Twenty-Seven: Sam Wilson - Let’s Be Jolly

Day Twenty-Eight: Curtis Everett - Checking His List

Day Twenty-Nine: Brock Rumlow - In From The Cold

Day Thirty: Lee Bodecker - A Gift From the Heart

Day Thirty-One: Lloyd Hansen - Mistle-hoe

[jinwoosbabyboo]

Holiday w/ Friends pt. 2

Random posts on the TL of the lads girlies and their holiday trip ft. comments from the LIs, Jenna and Nero

liiisa_

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liiisa_: this bitch really crashed this hoe

tagged: misshuntermc

comments

misshuntermc: I would've made it if I didn’t get stuck on that snowdrift

↳ simonesays: you mean the tree? 🤨

imjenna: what is she pointing at?

↳ liiisa_: A TREE ↳ talkthat_tara: “can you shovel some of this snow?” BITCH THATS A TREE

misshuntermc: why are you bringing up old shit?

↳ liiisa_: this was 30 minutes ago ↳ misshuntermc: exactly

talkthat_tara: she almost ran the instructor over we should've known she’d crash 🙄

↳ misshuntermc: are y’all jumping me right now? ↳ simonesays: babes please stay a passenger princess 🙏🏼 ↳ liiisa_: PLEASE 🙏🏼

_thedrzayne: mistakes happen 🤷🏻‍♂️

lumiere.who: that tree shouldn't have been there

seagod_raf_: that tree is a hater 😤

skye.109: Do I need to buy the resort?

↳ seagod_raf_: Relax my guy you're not the only one with money ↳ skye.109: Huh? oh I thought somebody with the lowest bounty said something ↳ seagod_raf_: Alright now I gotta assassinate you ↳ _thedrzayne: Since when is having a bounty on your head a good thing?

talkthat_tara: well damn…. ^^

talkthat_tara

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talkthat_tara: Healing my inner child every time we’re together 🥰

tagged: misshuntermc, simonesays, liiisa_

comments

misshuntermc: Stop I will cry right now 🥺

liiisa_: “you know what yea life is good” - Me every time we hangout 🥹

simonesays: Now what if I cry like a baby?? what then??? HUH!? ☹️

nene.nero: MC is tagged but I don’t see her

↳ misshuntermc: simone knocked me to the floor ↳ simonesays: I made sure you were okay before I laughed ↳ misshuntermc: bitch 😑

imjenna: no invite?

↳ liiisa_: you woulda came? 😧 ↳ talkthat_tara: stop I will come pick you up right now ↳ imjenna: I'll pack my bag ↳ simonesays: AHHHHHH JENNA 🤭

nene.nero: no invite?

↳ simonesays: ….. so anyway im going to the store y’all want anything? ↳ liiisa_: sun chips and gushers please ↳ talkthat_tara: Cheez its ↳ misshuntermc: nerd clusters and wine ↳ nene.nero: 😐

misshuntermc [Private story]

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misshuntermc: Seconds before disaster

mentioned: liiisa_

talkthat_tara replied to private story: IS THIS HOW YOU GUYS FELL INTO THE MIRROR??

_thedrzayne replied to private story: Please don’t tell me you hurt yourself 😒

seagod_raf_ replied to private story: lol dumbass ☠️

simonesays replied to private story: it sounded like a boulder fell into the house wtf 🥴

liiisa_ replied to private story: bitch im still laughing 🤣🤣

simonesays

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simonesays: My dumbass loves 😚

tagged: misshuntermc, talkthat_tara

comments

liiisa_: I wish you would’ve got the noodle smacking MC in the cheek

↳ misshuntermc: why are you praying on my downfall? 🧐

talkthat_tara: That pasta was hot as hell why did I let her talk me into a “noodle race”

↳ misshuntermc: because you love me 🥰 ↳ simonesays: because you two bet money

imjenna: You four are my top hunters what happens when you leave work?

↳ simonesays: we all start running off one braincell 🤷🏻‍♀️ ↳ liiisa_: I simply turn my brain off ↳ talkthat_tara: brain off just vibin’ 🙂‍↕️ ↳ misshuntermc: idk man I just work here

pt. 1

[oboedreamz]

Whaaaaat???!

Clone Wars Magazine Comics #6.15 “Spices & Spies” (Dec 2010)

story by Robin Etherington, art by Tanya Roberts

[hotdamnhunnam]

On Your Knees (fic teaser)

UPDATE: This fic is now posted!

A/N: Hello my dears! It’s been a minute since I’ve posted on here. I still intend to be inactive for the most part, BUT of course Kai has stolen and broken my heart, and this “on your knees” gif struck at my inner slut 💘 So here we are! This is a teaser for a fic that will have lots of smut, while also giving Kai some backstory that I feel he deserves and I wanted to share what I’ve got so far!

“On your knees.”

It’s been forever and a day, since you last laid your eyes on Kai. Since then you’ve searched for him across the whole entire fucking sky. Whatever words you had expected him to say… you never would have dreamt of these.

On your knees.

The blood in your veins is on fire; it burns as the blue of his gaze starts to freeze. The blaze rises higher, so desperate to melt down this fortress of ice that you hadn’t believed you would find. Paid the rumors no mind—he’s a bounty hunter or a gun for hire, who would sell his soul to any well-paying buyer, or so everybody agrees—yet you’ve come here to seek out the true heart of gold that you know lies behind. But all gold can be sold and it seems that he’s taken his fees.

And now he’s set on taking whatever he damn well may please.

Your voice escapes your throat pathetically. “Kai, it’s me…”

Cocks his head. Lifts his brow. Silent laughter at what you just said. Obviously. But who you are doesn’t mean shit to him now. “Aye, I see.”

You might just choke. The heart that never once stopped beating for this godforsaken rogue just fucking broke.

He snickers down as if the beating of your heart is just a joke. The curl of those cruel lips holds even more force than his words. And that’s what brings you to your knees and makes you weak, so weak it hurts, as he comes close and rests his palm against your cheek, piercing your soul straight to the core with just one stroke.

Straight to the core. Summon what strength you have to speak, unsure whether the vows that you once made have any value anymore. “I’ve come back to you just as I swore…”

“Of course,” he utters as those ice-blue eyes seek out and strike the deepest truth in yours. “You’ve come to me just as you were before: still nothing but a worthless fucking whore.”

--- End teaser ---

If you’d like to be tagged in this fic if and when I post it, just let me know! I don’t plan to tag my full taglist since that list was from aeons ago 🙃

As always much love to all of my fellow Hunnam hoes! 💕

[tubborucho]

I think there’s a big misconception between red and blue viewers about the nature of feeling defeated.

I can’t speak for red, because I don’t watch them, but I see people using red’s first day as a counterargument to what’s happening with blue practically every day. As I understand, their first day was hell, because they were in a severe disadvantage as a team. They’re lore-heads and ‘dumb lucky’ (i am NOT calling them dumb, they are actually all really smart, i am just saying that they are stupidly lucky sometimes), this is not what can give you a win when you are thrown in that game. On the first day. They did get killed a lot and they were going insane. And they were having fun! Listen, I’ve read SO many posts about how funny and cool red’s first day was and hoe people absolutely enjoyed it. And it’s cool.

But it’s COMPLETELY different to blue. Blue are not in the ‘fuck it we ball’ defeat mood. Because they are never given a chance to just enjoy their wins.

1st day – they got SO much backlash for everything that it was genuinely horrible

2nd day – red found the global task strat. Which is fine. But blue had the whole day of just struggling to understand how FOUR PEOPLE TRYING AND TRYING cant overtake one Etoiles on a leaderboard.

3rd day – they’ve been leading the score all day. Did everything they could pretty much. And again, last minute strat. Which was fair, but it’s a big hit on their morale.

4th day – they win, using the same strat. they specifically did it the way they did just to show how broken it is. they get layers and layers of hate from twitter.

5th day – both red and blue give win to green. this day was neutral.

6th day – the egg preparations. blue decided to just give this day away as well. but bad and pac were hunted for hours just two of them.

7th day – the Egg Wars. we all know what happened :D

8th day – elimination. blue won. blue could’ve easily win without even trying to tie with green, but they did. they almost succeeded. it didn’t feel as a victory when they won, because everyone just blamed them. that wouldn’t happen if green won, everyone would cheer, and it’s a fact.

9th day – that’s today. bad and bagi were constantly hunted for about 3 hours. they couldn’t get into the base for like 4,5 hours (they can now because tubbo is guarding the bounty npc).

Each day when they lose – they lose without sympathy and any kindness from others. Each day they win – this victory is bitter, clawed out and they are hated.

Yes, red and blue both know this feeling of not being able to do anything. But Red have so much support on their side. Both in-game and in-fandom. They are praised for everything they do. They got so much less troubles from blue and green because they kept walking away to not ‘punch down’ from this whole underdog narrative. Meanwhile blue just keep being screwed by everything around them. I think arguably the only thing they have over red is the favor of Lil Buddies, because they are constantly hanging out with them. That’s all. All material stuff they have will be easily matched like tomorrow. They’ve never really had a PVP advantage in the first place because Green’s skills and Red’s players count.

It’s genuinely demotivating to even watch their stream. Like I think I would genuinely cry in their place. All their efforts are either useless, because they immediately get nerfed, or get hated on by literally everyone and everything. It’s such a deep-rooted feeling of loosing before you could even play, that it transfers over the screen.

Red burned in that fire on the first day. And it powered them (in a cursed but fun way). Blue keeps being drowned by everything around them like unwanted kittens, and they are fighting for their life.

So no, I do not think it’s fair to compare Red’s first day to anything that happens to Blue. It’s not the same. I do understand however that it defied them as characters, so it’s a fair point to analyze. But in meta-arguments? Yeah, no. [insert a poll ‘Who suffered more? Blue Team Jesus]

And yet they try. And yet they have nice moments. And yet they are friends. Love prevails.

[kalza]

My first contribution for the "Summer Prompt Event," on the Duros Hoes Discord Server.

I went with, "camping under the stars," for this one, since I've already had an idea planned out and finally had a chance to draw it. I also wanted to try out campfire lighting again, since it's been awhile.

Added Ember as a camping companion for Cad, cuz why not?

[oboedreamz]

He so confused! My poor boy! 💚

[peachyloveswriting]

Hi there! I want to make a request about the version of the original Vash x Fem! Reader. Someone who is a Femme Fatale and very flirty with Vash, making him shiver.

Hello! I know you probably wanted this in a one shot format but I'm here to deliver some in-depth headcanons instead. Hope you don't mind!

FATALITY TO HIS HEART --- Vash the stampede

SUMMARY: Headcanons of Vash and a Femme Fatal that has him wrapped around her finger tip.

⸝⸝⸝⸝⸝

Pretty women are Vash's main target, but he loves to flirt with whoever he can get his hands on. This time it happened to be you. He met you in the city of December in the saloon just at the start of town. You're an outlaw yourself much like him, but when he walked in you were surrounded by men, bounty hunters, and lawmen alike. Each was jumping at the offer to buy you a drink. You were fed up with the constant shrinking of your personal bubble even though you flirted to your hearts content. None of it meant anything really. That's when you watched Vash stroll in. At that very moment you locked eyes and slid off your barstool to stroll over to him.

Vash was so lost when you strolled up to him acting all lovey dovey. That was until you hinted at wanting to leave. You waved goodbye to the men inside and left out the door with your arm hooked around Vash's. The moment you stepped outside you started thanking him profusely, even offering a payment of sorts. If he kept you away from those men you'd keep him fed. That was your deal. He happily accepted but he didn't expect what would come next.

You weren't lying when you said you would keep him fed. Every night you were with him he ate a good hearty meal. Of course that didn't save you from Vash's flirting and wandering hands. You didn't deny him that though, you played into it quite enjoying the attention he was giving you. Even more so than the other people. While he would just play you up, talking about how hot you are and how you deserve someone strong and handsome like him, you one up him.

"Keep playing this tamd and you'll get burned." You warned him. Vash didn't listen though and he kept going and poking until the reaction he got was beyond something he was ready for. In a single stroke, the buttons of his coat had been entirely undone and his back was pressed against the wall. He shivered while you eyes him up, a devilish grin on your lips. Vash was so shocked that he didn't know what to do. He was stuck just staring back at you in shock.

Since then, anytime your fingers got anywhere close to him his skin would grow intensely hot and he would shudder. Any time your hands would cup his face he would flush a bright red and melt in your touch.

You were like nothing he had ever felt before just your touch alone would light him on fire. When the time came for him to move to the next City he couldn't bring himself to leave you. Even after he left the city he camped outside for days debating whether or not he should go back in and get you. You found him yourself. he woke easily, your touch feeling foreign to him at first. Once he saw it was you he swooned. His hands reached up to cup your face while he spoke a mantra to revel in your beauty. Just like that you pulled him right back under your spell. Even with his brother and saving the world being important to him you suddenly jumped to the top of his list.

Vash is known to be a captain-save-a-hoe, so when you got into your first gunfight with him he kept you shielded behind him. You pushed past him and shit every single one of their weapons from their hands in a heartbeat. Seeing you could handle yourself just fine was even better for Vash. Not only were you attractive and more but you were a force to be reckoned with. Of course your abilities would never reach his to the fullest extent but you were close. He admired you for that.

When the girls found you traveling with him, Meryl tried to warn you of who he was and what he brought with him. You didn't listen, you already knew who he was to begin with. When you walked into this, you knew exactly what you were getting into. Even then you accepted him for who he was and even threatened Meryl in front of him. "This is an affront to his personality, don't you ever refer to him in that manner in front of me again or so help me god I'll hang you by your toes and drain the blood from your nose."

Time and time again you've disarmed Vash without ever having to make any big moves and he admired you so much for that. Everything you do is a mystery to him and he just can't get enough.

[stars-n-spice]

Silly Squad Alignment Charts

Because I thought it would be fun and silly :)

Find out more about the Silly Squad here!

Of course, have to start with the classic:

Hunter will say they have food at home and it's literally like probably two slices of bread, a bottle of ketchup, and a head of lettuce

Viram KNOWS how to cook so you best be happy to eat her food instead of having Mcdonalds

Khea and Echo it depends on their mood whether they pull up and order a single black coffee before leaving (Echo would never do it if Omega is in the car)

Crosshair doesn't even like their coffee but he does it to be a little shit

Feel like Tech is also kinda in the middle because he'll be like "Technically we have food at home-" but he also needs his caffeine

Phee will ALWAYS pull up to the Mcdonalds, especially when Omega's with her. Then Omega always holds it over Hunter- "Well, PHEE takes ME to Mcdonalds!"

Tay is the definition of a bastard (no seriously)

Phee is bastard (affectionate) but would technically be more of "Badass" than anything

Khea, Crosshair, and Tech are the Bitch Trio and if you put them in a room together they WILL tear each other apart (emotionally most likely but Tech will goad Crosshair and Khea into physically fighting each other while he records)

Majority of the squad is Babey though

Echo is also "Bad Ass" but he could also be a Bitch if he wanted

Hunter is Bastard just because I think it's funny

Dumb Bitch Hunter my beloved <3

Echo is sad dick because he has no dick

I use dumb affectionately with Wrecker (not with Hunter and Tay)

Tech just has big dick energy to me idk

Khea's a sad hoe but she'll never admit to it (the being sad part)

If you've noticed, I really like making fun of Hunter that's why he's there in the dumbass squared category

Wrecker, Khea, and Phee are all smart as fuck but have more fun pretending that they aren't really

Tay is good at pretending that he is smart - he is not

Then of course, Tech, Cross, and Echo are all smartasses

This fit so perfectly I was dying

Hunter is laughing nervously because he's aroace lmao

Omega would be like "Thanks! :D" and just carry on

Jung would most likely do *thumbs up* instead of finger guns though

When you pair up the couples, it's funnier

If Tay said "I know" after Cross told him that he loved him, Crosshair would dump him on the spot

Khea tells Wrecker she loves him for the first time and he short circuits and probably would say something along the lines of "YEET!"

Viram and Echo both have issues and would not be able to comprehend why someone would love them - I'm sure Echo's got insecurities and Viram knows she's a workaholic and therefore difficult to be in a relationship so she apologies in advance

If Phee told Tech she loved him and he went "a horrible decision, really" she'd probably laugh

And of course, who doesn't love Phee? If you don't, get out of here.

Crosshair could care less, he ain't dealing with that shit

Tech would say this ominously as if he's seen the future and knows your death is imminent meanwhile Khea's is more of a - "you probably will because everyone close to me has already died" sort of way :/

I feel like Omega might also be "i'd die for you first" too

Hunter, Viram, and Echo don't want to deal with that shit either, they've already got so much loss, guilt, and other things on their plate

Tay's probably not listening when someone tells him they'd die for him while Phee's like, "Oh, neat. Anyways, as I was saying about my last adventure-"

Jung is ready and willing to put his life on the line and Wrecker would probably more like a "Nu uh" because he's got your back and would look out for you

Phee will also do it for some credits or a cool treasure

Tay is going to fight god (and he's going to lose)

Tech could do so much more than take down the government, but he needs incentives (him and Phee can take down the government together <3)

Khea is a bounty hunter, her job literally requires her to stab people sometimes in order for her to get money

Crosshair would stab without anyone needing to ask him

Echo's taking down the government no matter what, but especially if Rex asks him to come along

Jung is going to fight god if you ask them to (and he'll win)

Viram is the type of friend who is an excellent tutor and you end up understanding the concept after getting her help meanwhile Omega will explain what she knows and then the homework becomes a group project of figuring out what the fuck it's asking

You can copy Hunter's homework but there is no guarantee that the answers are right (most of them are wrong)

You can copy Jung's homework and there's a high chance the answers are right

Khea had better things to do than homework - like get frustrated over it and cry for a bit before giving up on it

Phee did some of the homework but she'll only help you out if you give her something in exchange

Wrecker and Tay, beloved himbos, they had no idea and even if they did do the homework, you wouldn't want to copy off of them

Crosshair also didn't do the homework but he also doesn't want to respond

Tech and Echo both did the homework and it's correct but they don't tolerate copying work to even have suggested it is offensive so now you're left on read

[bleue-flora]

Personally, I think that c!Sam's shovel and hoe were probably just intended as tools rather than weapons. That doesn't mean that they were never used as weapons, he could've brought them along to the prison with the intent to use them, but I guess I see it as more of a symbolic thing? He's finally stepping up. Ever since Tommy's death, Sam has felt like a failure of a warden, and now Quackity is prompting him to jump back into the role with both feet—and a warden needs all of his equipment, right? It would be unprofessional not to. He can't get caught off guard again. (Even if he knows that this stuff will probably never get used.)

But anyway, Sam's naming seems to follow his usual trend of grandiose righteousness—Warden's Will, Mercy, etc. The only real exception is Warden's Torment; that one really sticks out as dark and violent in contrast to his arguably worse sword, which is just his "will". Even Warden's Will Breaker doesn't have to be interpreted as sinister if you're seeing it through Sam's eyes; the will is only being broken as a necessary step, a means to an end, not out of cruelty.

So with a shovel and a hoe, things that aren't explicitly meant as weapons, I feel like Sam would continue to name them something grandiosely righteous. Your ideas of Warden's Generosity, Hospitality, Favor are nice—also maybe something like Warden's Gift or Bounty. These tools are intended to create life, not destroy it.

There's some scattered thoughts of mine anyway, I hope they make sense because I just. Have not slept. Behold my essay.

[context]

Oh 100%. Well said. It is for sure more symbolic and you never know what obstacles you might face as a Warden. Especially in a place with such mining fatigue, having the proper tool is important. I mean we all saw what Dream did in manhunt using hay bales to trap everyone in the water temple, an Efficiency IV netherite hoe would have been very useful then. He’s on a mission to kill Dream and this is right after a security issue, for him to be over prepared for anything makes sense. Whether or not he intended to use them for more cruel reasons is certainly debatable.

Still it is fun to think about. And I have always interpreted Dream’s line to Foolish - “Sam, you know, let him in the prison, let him bring in tools—and shears, and they tried to torture the revive book out of me…” - as making all Minecraft tools fair game, because why not? If shears, why not a shovel or hoe? A sharp edge is a sharp edge after all.

Regardless, Wardens Bounty has a good ring to it, yea you know what I’m gonna dub Sam’s Hoe with Efficiency IV, Fortune III, Mending and Unbreaking III as Wardens Bounty and Sam’s Shovel with Efficiency IV, Fortune III, Mending and Unbreaking III as Wardens Favor

Anyways, good thoughts and thanks for indulging my madness even while sleep deprived <3