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#liam payne#y/n#wattpad#sold to one direction#one direction#1D#one direction fanfiction#1d fanfiction#fanfic#fanfiction#bought by one direction#one direction wattpad#wattpad one direction#fanfiction one direction#1D fanfic#Liam Payne passed away#Liam Payne died#rip Liam Payne
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The mother who sells her daughter to One Direction is a fanfiction trope from the early/mid 2010s. Basically young girls would write fanfiction that usually went something like:
The main character wakes up/comes home from school
detailed outfit description
The main character's horrible abusive mother tells her that she's sold her to One Direction
Main character gets picked up in a limo
Main character gets new, fancier clothes
Main character lives with One Direction for the rest of the fic, tags along on tours, and bonds with the band members
Sometimes, one of the band memebers would date the main character, as a sort of arranged marriage/kidnapping romance. However, the author was generally aware that she was too young to date any of them, and too old to be their kid, so the whole "sold to One Direction" became a middle ground. It's basically a fantasy for tween/early teen girls to get to bond with their favorite celebrities and be their favorite person, without there having to be romance. And it's an achieveble fantasy, because the main character doesn't have to start out as a celebrity or musical genius.
However, for a kid to be sold, their parents have to be horrible. So the parents would be over the top ridiculously abusive, and quite similar to Lady Susan. One Direction would be chill though, despite buying a child.
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Thank you! I didn't get really into fan fiction until recently, and I mostly write and read Jane Austen fan fiction, so this trope doesn't come up too much. However, I have read descriptions of fics where Darcy buys Elizabeth and then is super chill, despite the human buying thing. It all makes sense now.
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If I die by the thing in the hallway- my beta knows to drop the fic summary dw
#I bought seaweed salad the other day#finished a bunch of my homework#so I was like “Shit I need to put this up”#go into the hallway??#Suddenly aware of breathing.#(its not mine)#turn down phone volume??#still there#just as loud#no direction from#so I turn my ass AROUND#and lock the damm door#rationally??#Its probably one of the dogs#that I just didnt see#but i never grew out of being easily freaked tf out#so this is my life now#im never leaving my room again I guess#lest my soul be snatched#sunny rambles#or is this a mad rant??#sorta
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Alas, the cradle of my heart waits elsewhere || Four
#boston#boston harbor#ocean#city photography#seagull#seagull :)#this was near the boston tea party museum#because my friend wanted to do touristy things#and being from south america his knowledge of us history is limited to a few events but one he knew well was the tea party#and so when we got there something seemed a little amiss based on the fact that it said 'next tour 1pm'#i was like why would there be scheduled times for a museum#so we bought our tickets#and all of a sudden a spirited actor in perfect 1800's garb comes out and is like 'welcome friends to our very important protest#and it was in this horrifying moment where i realized i had just bought a $35 ticket to an interactive historical reenactment museum#to my friend he asked where he came from and then he was like 'oh our south american reinforcements for this protest'#and also we were sat in the front#so they had a guy come up being samuel adams#and he kept making direct eye contact with me#so you know what#i ate that#i was like 'well this isn't what i was planning on doing today but if duty calls it is what i will do'#i channeled my inner theatre nerd and LOCKED eyes and emphatically reacted the whole time#i was YELLING huzzah and fie and whatever else#i volunteered to 'push the tea off the ship' first#it was a good time#it was so corny but i loved every second of it highly recommend#elsewhere series
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"Oh no, someone's attracted to the aesthetics of my -punk movement but doesn't know the praxis and history behind it like I do--"
OK. Tell them. Make it a teaching moment. Everyone who's in your movement learned the background from somewhere at some point, maybe this is that point for that person. Give them a jumping off point that they can dive into later.
"Oh but I shouldn't be responsible for teaching baby -punks about the history and the how-tos and--"
OK. Then don't tell them. You don't have to be responsible for teaching people with a budding interest in your group the ins and outs and how-tos. That's fair and valid! It can be a lot of work. Someone else will handle it
"But I'm annoyed that they would try to claim to be part of/be interested in my community without knowing all the details that I know after being in it for months/years/decades, they're dumb, they're posers, they're--"
OK. Then don't engage with them, if it's that bad. Maybe someone else will come around and tell them the history, maybe they'll pick it up on their own, maybe they'll just enjoy the fashion elements for awhile.
"But they shouldn't claim to be part of the -punk community if they don't know the--"
I feel like we have a few options here. People can either talk to them, share the history, share the values, share the praxis. Or they can just chase off anyone who even thinks about dipping a toe in their community, and then wonder why it's dying off later down the line.
I dunno, maybe I'm too naive and patient or whatever. But if people are entering your -punk spaces without knowing The Rundown of what you feel they need to know, maybe being nice about it and informing people instead of immediately assuming stupidity and malicious intent could help you make a new friend. Even the loudest voices in a space had to learn from somewhere, and not everyone has the luxury of being in the space as the History was Happening--whether it's an age thing or a not being aware of the space thing. Or maybe I just don't see what the big deal is behind people hating people who like the aesthetic of something and don't know the behind the scenes history about it yet.
Because I believe in the word 'yet.' No one comes into this world knowing everything about everything, and we're all constantly learning new things. I'm not gonna degrade someone and call them a poser for not knowing what I know. Because if it were me, interested in a scene but getting chased out and called a poser? I wouldn't hit the books and study up, I'd go 'that fuckin sucks, those people sucked' and then avoid anyone and anything having to do with it.
So chase people off and call them posers if you want. But if your community starts dwindling, don't be fucking shocked.
#out of queue#ani rambles#punks and posers#i cant even call this a 4am hot take because its 7pm but like#idk i keep seeing posts about like 'how DARE people think I bought my punk clothes how DARE they not know the how-tos and DIYs'#or 'ugh people only care about the ~aesthetics~ of my movement if you don't know shit get out of here' and like#maybe I'm just a shy ass introverted nerd whos scared of social rejection! but I avoid that shit like the plague#so if someone were to reject me based on not knowing about something I'd never even heard about? something i was JUST getting into?#there's a high chance I'd just scram and never look back. i don't wanna be the one who causes that emotion in someone else#granted this is coming from someone who STILL doesn't know how to make her own patches or worked up the courage to do direct action praxis#outside of offering neighbors to my tomatoes and trying to talk to people about what I'm passionate about#but still imo unless someone's a malicious intentional bad actor i dont see the point in scaring newbies off#thats how movements die imo#i know this is my solarpunk blog but its not a solarpunk specific thing#i think the main post that inspired this was about store-bought versus self-made spiked leather jackets#which honestly just feels petty to me but who knows.#might delete later
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Oops. This is what happens when you're a One Direction fan and go to Camden Market
#harry styles#one direction#louis tomlinson#niall horan#liam payne#zayn malik#camden market#i bought stuff
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have you guys heard of orange juice? this shits crazy
#this one baguetterie sells freshly made orange juice and that shits orgasmic#i now bought organic bio direct orange juice and its not as good but still pretty damn good#and im planning to go to that place regularly#you will gain a repeat customer with fresh orange juice fr#because when i was there the couple next to me had two giant beer mugs of o juice lol#nebu talks
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someone actually pointed this on yt. and i have actually noticed this back in Nov tbh. they tried really hard to sells to public him looking "aggressive, dru*ggie, depressed, mental crisis problem, miserable" image 🤦♀️💀 im sick. so beyond sick of this people you dont even understand how mad i am at this clowns and devils
#liam payne#one direction#niall horan#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#harry styles#justice for liam payne#google and internet has been bought by ✡️#ifykyk
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#can be read in either direction this one#this convo was public yeah people are watching this unfold live#kakashi ends up giving them the money just to stop sasuke from stressing naruto out bc thats all sasuke loves to do#anyways sasuke bought the lube#boys being boys#anime#anime memes#naruto#canon mangacap#naruto meme#naruto memes#uzumaki naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasuke#uchiha sasuke#sasuke uchiha#sns#sasunaru#narusasu
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Im not even sticking around for the drama that stuff gives me heart diseases im just here to see where this guys gonna lead us and to make fun of him if it ends up bad and ignore it if it was good
#That one tweet the good sir made abt comparing the stories (potential) ending to onk's lifted one of my eyebrows now im intrigued#Ive always had issues with it since I started it lmao#its good at making people think unfortunately theres just 1 too many flaws in how it executes it now were here#Like i said if he really wanted this to nail the landing its should've just been a multiple choice video game / visual novel / whatever#Not only will we get to see the other routes we'll have more things to discuss with eachother#and the fandom is less likely to turn into a political argument twitter esque cesspool#Like i understand why a live big audience like this was chosen; The IRREVERSIBLE Community Voting nails the 'This is what you wanted'#idea home; where all participants who are interested are directly put in the chair of Jury & Judge & even though YOUR idea might seem good#not everyone would agree with it#Like its good on paper but seriously it wouldve worked better if it just focussed on 1 guy per viewing like idk disco Elysium or umineko or#any other well known well thought out ''Your actions & thoughts have consequences'' games#Like you put 10 (/11) characters in the spotlight & youre supposed to figure out everyones deal and judge them correctly#but we cant do that when theres 1. only 3 chances to change the direction of their development / get deeper insight#2. They dont even exist outside of the main attraction which are the mvs#3. They can just die unsatisfyingly without any conclusion to their arcs or explanations if the audience fucks it up badly#Like what are you gonna do when this story finishes? Make it a time loop to give the audience another chance to explore their characters?#Umineko no naku koro ni can be downloaded for free through umineko-project.org or purchased through steam or bought physically from a game-#nillas#vanili powder#i love having hatred in my heart I needed something else to make fun of after Mashima ended EZ like that#I can make fun of episode 8 but im too much of a coward to rlly point things out As Of Now so mlgrm going out in flames woukd be fun#im not saying it Should id love it if a miracle can occur and save its issues thats been there since the premise but yea. I dont think so.#anti milgram
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I know this is a long shot but if there happens to be anyone looking to sell their 1D vinyls (particularly up all night and take me home and the midnight memories 7in if you have it) I’d be VERY interested in discussing. that also goes for any of the boys’ solo releases!
#I’m working on my shrine#I mean collection#I also accidentally bought a second copy of Harry’s self titled debut so I’d be down to trade that for something if interested#but I’d appreciate if you could boost so I can find the right folks!#I already have standard versions of four and mitam#and standards of Harry’s debut and fine line#and standards of Louis’s walls and fitf#and a splatter version of fitf thanks to a new friend from tumblr!#really excited about that one#anyway#I still have a lot to go#but truly if you have any 1D/solo vinyls I’m happy to chat#idk how to tag this#one direction vinyl
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in boring adult annoyances, i recently converted my checking account to a different type of checking account with the same credit union. i've done this a couple times over the years cuz it's the same checking account my dad helped me set up when i was 13 and this CU is still my primary financial institution. asked the banker
"will my account number remain the same?"
"yes, we're just converting it to a different type of the same account!"
"so my direct deposit and autopays won't be impacted?"
"correct!"
"and i can still use the same debit card i've been using for the last ~6 years!"
"absolutely!"
"great, let's do it."
fast forward to this week, when three of my autopay bills bounced, my debit card isn't working, and a closer look at my account number shows a 1-digit change at the end. go back to the same branch like "hey no offense but what the fuck??"
different banker takes a look at my accounts, makes a Face, and politely casually asks "so where did you go to make the switch? :)"
"here, this branch. that person over there was actually the one who helped me."
The Face intensifies. ".....Ah. I See. well, it looks like the way the changes were made may have Disrupted some things. you're gonna need a new debit card, etc, i'll get that printed for you ASAP."
[5 minutes later the banker who fucked up the first transaction sheepishly approaches me to hand over my new debit card & apologize profusely.]
#SIXTEEN YEARS OF AUTOPAYS & DIRECT DEPOSITS & STATEMENTS & SAVED PAYMENT PROFILES DOWN THE FUUUUUUCKING DRAIN#BC INSTEAD OF JUST SWITCHING THE SUBTYPE OF MY EXISTING ACCOUNT SHE FUCKING CLOSED IT OPENED A NEW ONE & JUST MOVED THE MONEY OVER#LIKE I'VE DONE HER JOB I KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE MISTAKES LIKE THAT BUT GOOOOOODDDDDD WHAT A FUCKING PAIN#THIS STUPID ERROR HAS BROKEN. SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IN ONE FELL SWOOP#GIRL I'M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN TO YOUR MANAGER OR ANYTHING BUT I *AM* FANTASIZING ABOUT HUNTING YOU FOR SPORT#between this and a different banker at the same branch taking 2+ weeks to get back to me with a shit tier auto loan quote#the service here has rly gone to piss lately#like thanks but i bought my car last week & financed thru the dealership for 4.3% APR less than you quoted cuz you ghosted me#shit chat#ctxt#charlie vs money
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idk man maybe i'm a conceited ass but i think if i'm the one manning this inbox and the bajillion requests i get every day for the better part of the year and i have a tried & true system to sort the emails and then reply to them en masse and you're the one who occasionally sort of reads them whenever i'm not available, then maybe you're the one who has to adapt a little when i've already explained to you 5/6 times why the way you're labelling them doesn't make any fucking sense. maybe.
#i don't care if you're 63 i have received precise instructions from our ASCs and they boil down to#if it's not a direct customer or someone who bought from one of our retailers then we don't want to see them#and if you label random emails with “spare parts” when you don't even know where they bought the thing#you're gonna make me waste so much time cause i'll have to read them all again and sort them with the right label#piuttosto non toccare niente mannaggia eva
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Updated my collection today. Just got to get the rest of Zayn's CDs and I've got Walls coming as I had a nightmare trying to get hold of it. I'm so happy right now.
#harry styles#one direction#niall horan#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#liam payne#i bought too many cds#i had to add to my collection#i need all of them
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can't believe people still talk about being sold to one direction all the time and then they don't even remember 5sos
#OKAY i know it's not the same but#shipped them right out of straya#to write songs and then to play literally 2 shows a day#please tell me was that not a transaction#one direction#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#ashton irwin#calum hood#michael clifford#i know i know it wasn't JUST that they had other mentors etc#but they opened for them twice#'i've been bought and sold'#you get what i mean. you get it
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i think jake and i are going to open a joint bank account, which will probably make all my friends who have never met him freak out for me but really makes me feel very relieved
#like yes we started dating less than a year ago. however. we have already bought a house together. is this really worse than that#'worse' as in 'moving very fast in a relationship'#but no one worry for me. 1) jake is the best person ive ever been with. in the top 5 ive ever met.#2) we will have a joint checking and joint savings but will also keep our own savings accounts (and i think our separate checking accounts#will stay open probably....they wont be used for our direct deposit or whatever but they'll exist i think)#i have been working out a monthly budget and i thinkk we will be able to stick to it. i dont think jake has ever lived by the laws of a#budget (<-RICH PERSON) but i think it will actually do him good to pay such close attention to where money goes#im jk btw jake isnt a rich person....#t
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