#turn down phone volume??

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

If I die by the thing in the hallway- my beta knows to drop the fic summary dw

[gaygirldoodles]

The pjsk and tma combo is crazy

[buyingaradspaceship]

awake at 4am watching the livestream of the over the garden wall soundtrack being performed !! hearing prelude was so special !! and elijah wood was there performing some of wirt’s poetry !! now it’s potatoes and molasses !!

[partialbirthabortion]

BTW it's literally feminist to stream Kesha's new album (Gag Order available now) given that her label seems to be refusing to promot it and she just settled a decade long legal battle with her rapist

[endlessfuckup]

Yo @staff why the hell do you allow audio on your ads?

Can you at least give the option to permanently mute the audio on all of the ads

Especially that obnoxious tik tok ad that plays sudden loud drum noises

I am not paying you money to get rid of the ads

im just gonna stop using tumblr

(without ad block at least)

[coffincoitus]

the problem with listening to mabel before bed is the random screams and distorted groans and other demonic loud noises that pop up from time to time

[yousaytomato]

I understand I'm probably in the minority, but if there were physical buttons on my phone to adjust the screen brightness, I would use these equal to, if not more than, the volume buttons

[gender-euphowrya]

my ideal job is i would be a guy sitting in some teeny tiny empty shop behind a desk playing balatro or some shit and every once in a while an old person would come up and hold their phone up to me and ask HOW DO I READ EMAIL and i would open the emails app for them and get paid 1000 dollers

[mik0is0bored]

Guys what the hell im killing myself my volume was on in my silent Spanish class what the hell actually freaking out cus there is no way that just happened😭🤚

[himblebo]

Probably just the likely PMDD (and I am keeping a system journal ahead of my appointment on Tuesday) but every time I am watching tv on the couch and a member of my family walks in and turns on the lights I want to commit violence. They’re not even coming into the room to do anything, they just think that I should have the lights on and don’t ask, they just do.

[talkorsomething]

Start of week 2 (before stretches) & i am pleased to report that the x2 increase of tosses does not yet feel like too much

[streamdotpng]

I LOST MY EARBUDS NOOOOO

[lisatelramor]

A long while back I was asked what sort of supervillain I would be. Back then I was vaguely about having my own library organization order. Nowadays I would make anyone who wants to use the library take a library etiquette course, and if they didn't follow it, revoke their library privileges (with leeway for kids bc I am a supervillain, but not out and out evil, thank you)

(YOU might not drink coffee but someone sure stained half that book with a dark liquid and you WILL have to pay for it bc there is no way in hell it was checked out with this level of damage) fess up and pay, you're good, if not, ban >(

[emile-hides]

Okay I don’t know how the this happened or how to fix it, but my headphones busted in such a way that they are muting human voices, but not background music or sound effects from videos, and I don’t know how.

[rentoast]

I finally caught a SPITTAKE! stream, and I watched it in the best form: the Alexa that sits in my kitchen

[mad-as-a-box-of-frogs]

I always thought road rage was gonna be the trigger that finally got me into real trouble but I’m starting to think it’s gonna be people that talk in movie theaters/use their cell phones