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crossed past tired and no longer feel real lol. eating cereal and watching american dad and having an early night I think !

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girl why you so :]

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pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*

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everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

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it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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I do love the fact that Bob's Burgers realized we had oversaturated the adult cartoon sitcom dad market with men who are more anger than person and who hate their wives and kids and decided to abandon basically all of Bob's early season anger and turn him into the saddest most pathetic sopping wet mess of a man planet earth has ever seen who is just absolutely Obsessed with his family

Like Bob Belcher isn't leaving home every night to go complain about his family to his annoying male friends in a dingy dive bar on the edge of town, Bob Belcher is at home wrapped up in the arms of his loving wife watching his weird kids do weird shit in his living room while all of those guys are getting alcohol poisoning and I love that for him

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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

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