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Fern
Someone please bully me and tell me if the eyebrows are too big
#artists on tumblr#drawing#art#my art#original character#original story#bottle characters#bottle oc#bottle people#Joeys new name is Fern btw
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Red Hood held out his now uncovered hand as if to ask for a hand shake. Danny floated a bit closer and reached out with his own gloved finger. He poked into the back of the guy’s hand.
“What are you doing?”
“Dude, what if you’re contagious?”
“Can ghosts get sick?” Nightwing asked.
“There are ghost diseases, yeah.” Danny answered, still poking at Red Hood’s hand. “No ghost antibiotics, though. You just have to tough it out.”
“Is that what I have?”
“No.” Danny said. “You have something easier to fix.”
Danny floated back so that he was eye level with the two taller heroes. He folded his arms across his chest and looked at Red Hood.
“So, like. Is there a private place we could chat?”
“Private?” Nightwing asked. “Why? It isn’t fatal, is it?”
“Uh no? It's just personal. What’s it called Hippo? The doctor thing.”
“Are you talking about HIPAA?” Red Hood asked, sounding confused.
“That’s it!” Danny snapped a finger and pointed at Red Hood. “It’s personal medical info. We are on a rooftop in the middle of the biggest city I’ve ever been in. Do you want to go somewhere private?”
“I uh... No, here is fine.”
"Okay.” Danny said. “Cool then. So, these Lazarus Pits? I’ve never seen one, but I have heard of them from other older ghosts. Except we don’t call them that. They’re relatively common in the zone, but the locations are secret, you have to know someone who knows someone ya know?”
“Well, what are they?”
“Distilleries.”
“What?” Red Hood managed to look absolutely flabbergasted even with the full faced motorcycle helmet covering his head.
“Ghosts can’t eat human food, right? I mean we can, but we don’t taste anything. We don’t have the physical parts to digest human food and enjoy it like we did when we were alive.” Danny explained. “It’s the same thing for things like alcohol and drugs and things. So, a lot of adult ghosts still want to get drunk even though they’re dead. I died before 21 so I wouldn’t know, but like, there’s a desire for it.”
“What does this have to do with the Lazarus Pits?”
"Well, in order to make something we can taste, it has to be made with ectoplasm. Alcohol is not as easy to make as other stuff for ghosts. Alcohol is made using fermentation, right? Well ectoplasm doesn’t really. Do that. I mean ectoplasm is either inert or charged with emotional energy, if it gets charged enough it will form a ghost or spirit or something. It’s basically impossible to like, make ectoplasm ferment without risking your alcohol becoming the ghost of wines past.” Danny said, throwing a joke on the end there. Nightwing gave him a smile while Red Hood managed to glare at him through the full red facemask.
“There are ghosts who have figured out how to force ectoplasm to ferment. They basically invented ghost yeast, a sourdough starter of horror if you will. It takes centuries for ectoplasm to get good enough to be considered drinkable alcohol. So, what an enterprising barkeeping ghost will do is find like, an abandoned cave or something, fill it with ectoplasm dump the ghost yeast in there and leave it alone for like a thousand years to ripen. Then they’ll come back, bottle it up and sell it in the zone.” Danny continued.
"Are you telling me Red Hood is ghost drunk?” Nightwing asked.
“I’m saying he has a yeast infection.”
#dpxdc#dp crossover#danny phantom#au where the Lazarus pits are the equivalent of a winery in tuskany.#ghosts leave ectoplasm around to ferment for a millenia or two and then come back to bottle it#the ghost of an ancient vinter ia not gomna be happy when he finds out a bunch of disgusting humans have been bathing in his stock#the same emotion one would have after discovering roaches in the kitchen#red hood being partially dead when he got dumped picked up some ghostly yeast thats been giving him the pit rage#his sour dough starter makes him kill people :(
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places to be
#(violent version)#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#Forcing Dan to watch my TikTok likes until we have brainrot#Phil is not on fire 7#DAN AND PHIL ANIME COSPLAY!#Spin the bottle!#Giving The People What They Want
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Ted Lasso, as a show, was harmed by the short seasons that are commonplace in productions today and would've benefitted from 20 episode seasons with room for filler episodes. In this essay I will-
#ted lasso#roy kent#coach beard#i wish we couldve gotten more bottle episodes#why is beard after dark the only one?!#A MUSICAL EPISODE#we coulda had a musical people!#alis greatest hits
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the hate for the most recent episode of severance is so silly to me sorry i don't watch this show for ships and you all don't like kitchen sink drama with greek tragedy level stakes and also hate women <3
#severance#severance spoilers#i get the bottle episode complaints in terms of flow which is at least grounded in like a structural critique#but i'm seeing so many stupid takes especially on reddit like oh the literacy is low folks#also we're not getting a conclusion to either the markgemma or burving plot because the series isn't ending how is this not obvious#we also haven't seen dylan in as many episodes and people care more about ships than worldbuilding but that isn't surprising to me
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I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.
#this is a long way for me to say that homeopathy is a scam!!#and that ''homeopathic professionals'' deliberately prey on vulnerable and scared people#especially chronically and terminally ill women looking for help and answers to illnesses they don't understand#so then they end up paying absurd money for fucking PLACEBOS#literal bottles of water and sugar pills that can supposedly cure their diabetes or fibromyalgia or cancer#and it's fucking disgusting and shameful okay
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taking a moment to reflect on the fact that the bitches on tumblr have - informed me how to get paxlovid for free (bc I complained it costed $1600) - told me that my Kia car troubles were directly relevant to a lawsuit and that I could get kia to pay for the repair - told me how to get an emergency refill of an existing prescription that has run out of refills all because I complain so much on this website and the gay people in my phone genuinely have solutions to my problems that I wouldn't have known about
#got a fresh new bottle of my meds today btw that buys me time while I look for a new doctor#you have also done things like fund my breast reduction but I'm not sure if that is categorically the same#sergle.txt#sometimes people give you advice/solutions on the internet and they are actually the exact info you needed
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this is a short in-between post while i gear up for the actual adler/bell and harrow/case comparison, but just an interesting note.
we all know about adler watching you/bell from the red room, right? but did you know he also follows you to the fenced-off area, too?
when i first played cold war, his behavior in this briefing stuck out to me. the way he shifts his weight, changing from foot to foot, looking between his table and the evidence board. it almost seems nervous, fidgety. it feels awkward on him, and it’s awkward to watch. when i was trying to record footage from the safehouse briefings for this miniature post, i thought i’d come out of it making a whole “lightning in a bottle” analogy for adler. but then you run into an issue-there is no other moment like this in cold war. at least, not in the briefings, not in the same way he acts here.
it was strange to me. why does he behave so differently here compared to any other time? his movements are so orchestrated, composed. this is past odd habits, this feels like a moment of weakness. he doesn’t breathe down your neck this severely at any other point in the game. why?
and it clicks in. this is the first briefing of the entire game. this is your first true moment as bell. before this, all he had known of them was a spiteful, frustratingly stubborn soviet and then an empty husk, trapped in a room where he’d have to strong-arm them into psychological submission with drugs and his own personal memories. this is his first time seeing bell out in the wild, moving of their own accord, not separated by restraints or reinforced glass. he’s nervous because of bell.
the reason this is the only time adler appears this way is because he’s reaffirmed of his leash on them after fracture jaw, after the memory exercise. hudson echoes this statement, too, as much as he is untrusting of them, for obvious reasons.
and how interesting is it, that he never shows this apprehension ever again.
#. tags#call of duty#call of duty cold war#cod cold war#cod cw#russell adler#cod bell#. additional tags#short post i said#nothing here is short. you know this already#i didn’t mean for this blog to become adlerbell-centric. really i didn’t#but cold war is one of my favorite cods and they’ve haunted me ever since i first played the game#it feels good to get it out. it also feels nice to see other people suffer the same brainrot i do#i also love analyzing characters. i promise i think about more than these two#just not as much#i also DO believe in the lightning in a bottle analogy for adler but that’s more personal interpretation than anything#maybe another time
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Red Dwarf as tweets/textposts pt.7
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#red dwarf#dave lister#lister#rimmer red dwarf#arnold rimmer#arnold judas rimmer#kryten#kristine kochanski#cat red dwarf#kk2 my beloved#no but fr people are alwayssl saying the original kochanski was better bc she's not neurotic#and i think theyre mostly people nostalgic for clare grogan bc she's this bottled chunk of the 80s#but also i don't think grogan is a great actor#rewatch The End and she's not keeping up with Craig Charles even a bit when theyre doing witty banter#anyway im sure she's lovely irl and i still love her but i hate that ppl see arnett as a downgrade#when what she actually is is a fully rounded character written to serve the same function as rimmer#instead of the idealised manic pixie dream girl that Grogan!Kochanski was#the whole point of the original kochanski was this unreachable woman who didn’t really exist beyond Lister's fantasies bc he didn't know he#GOD FORBID she be different when from a different universe and actually allowed to have a character#Lister 500 days of summered KK1#and yes I might be an aggressive KK2 defender bc i am also a neurotic overeducated woman stuck somewhere lets not worry about it
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Old doodle of time travel boy (Arlo)
#artists on tumblr#my art#original character#original story#bottle characters#bottle oc#bottle people#Arlo
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UTYVERSARY - Day 1 & 2
Prompts: Missing Poster (day 1) and Best Friends (day 2) Click for better quality
Fun fact: This was the first draft for day 1, however I scrapped it cuz I misread the prompt and thought it said WANTED poster instead of missing, it's based off this post which I could not get out of my head... it has so much au material...
Tried to make it they're all looking at Clover and mocking them cuz that was the vibes I got when I saw the post, so Clover uhhhh stabbed Starlo's wanted poster in the head cuz he's annoying (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
#Was originally going to have Ceroba holding a wine bottle but nah.... sunflower :3#trying to catch up with utyversary so I'm ganna be merging the days#i hope people notice the little details I put in my art i get all giddy and happy when they do hihihihihihi#utyversary#undertale yellow#undertale yellow fanart#undertale yellow starlo#undertale yellow ceroba#undertale yellow spoilers#uty#uty fanart#uty starlo#uty ceroba#uty moray#uty mooch#uty ed#uty ace#fiesty five#starlo#ceroba#ceroba ketsukane#LM art#artists on tumblr
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Astrid whump
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PLEASEREER
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#my artwork#artist#original art#my art#digital art#artwork#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#astrid#Astrid Hofferson#httyd hiccup#httyd astrid#hiccup httyd#astrid httyd#Hiccstrid#biblically accurate hiccstrid#art#hiccup x astrid#astrid x hiccup#buffstrid#when you have anger issues but your boyfriend lowkey gets it cuz he also kind of does too#the only difference being he represses it and lets it bottle up#but you end up lashing out at people because of your anger and you constantly feel guilty about it#hahahaha#rtte#race to the edge#httyd rtte#Rtte httyd
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Capri Sun... I miss you... (it still exists).
#detroit become human#connor rk800#chris miller#look i think at some point someone would have an impossible urge to have a capri sun but specifically in front of an android#and whoever is curious enough would be like well connor doesnt really seem to HATE many people#but we cant really convince hank to drink a capri sun so who would connor appreciate the bonding moment with#and everyone looks to chris because they think he can play it off easiest and theyre right#however i imagine hank eventually hears connor repeat the phrase respect the pouch and is like which of those fuckers showed you capri sun#and connor just whats a capri sun ?#because chris didnt elaborate thats just how they come#for that drink specifically#DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BOTTLED CAPRI SUN SUPPOSEDLY IN 2025 THAT FEELS WRONG TO IMAGINE#i feel too strongly attached to the pouches (i miss them) (they still exist)#does it show that im actually a huge chris fan bc ahaha.... i am....
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I feel like there is something to be said about how Rat and Lux chose their final stand against Blake. Making themselves look less like people by submerging themselves in ink, letting themselves die and be reborn into something deviating away from how players would usually fight and be something inhuman.
Monsters so to speak.
And how it is when they fight and lurk beneath the ink, the world looks just as dark to allow them to fit into it, like doomsday and that something is ending. So only when finally one of them lays dead and the other unable to continue that the rains stops and the color comes back. And the one remaining becomes something more recognizable in his defeat and more human as he feels something achingly terrible for the first time since the world started.
I know there is the whole unreliable narrator thing and depending on which side you see it from, you get different mileage on each character. But just there is something so fascinating how the fight is. In how Lux and Rat, the two that have changed so much together, had started this fight with the shared intent to make things right so they can finally leave it behind them and made themselves look so alien and different in the process. While Blake and Nox, two that were never even on the same side, and who both were too unrelenting in what they want to ever stray from their own desires, had remained as they were and drew the same weapons they fought with all this time (albeit it a few enchantment changes and all that) to face this fight in front of them.
I don't think I have quite the right words to form a good and meaningful conclusion, but like the tonal and thematic dissonance goes crazy (in a good way).
#content smp#luxintrus#winsweep#noxintrus#doctor4t#saph rambles#i have no idea if any of this makes any sense but just the way the roles in the traditonal sense were all fucked up was wild#/pos#i fully do admit that i am bias towards rat and lux because they are my blorbos#blake winsweep is such a good antagonist character and well villain#but on a personal level he makes me want to bang my head against the wall and throw a glass bottle out the window#but back to rambling in notes#something about people as monsters that they don't recognize and beasts never being anything more than that#maybe something will make more sense in the morning idk
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strongly dislike athena. because how are you gonna construct a daughter. someone who seemingly perfect. so perfect that they don't wound your pride. but refuse to acknowledge her existence for years. and then give her a crumb of a mother's approval. only to disown her like a year later. and then send her on a quest that no child of your has ever come back from. so much for the goddess of wisdom.
#i get that minerva and athena are different people#but they both get on minerva#because annabeth is the most impressive in fucking ever#she is the moment#you should take great pride in knowing your child became the amazing young woman she is#but it's not because of you#because your about as useful as a bottle cap of water in the desert#some wisdom goddess#anyway 🙄#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#annabeth chase#i love annabeth#annabeth is the moment#annabeth is a legend#whatever athena/minerva#i love her with my whole heart
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Little bright colored outfit with a fun vest ~
(shoes from ebay like 10 years ago. everything else is thrifted)
#ootd#jfashion#fashion#fantasy fashion#mori kei#....like... adjacent... lol#no idea what style this would be lol.. makes me think of like whimsical vaguely fantasy themed childrens book character#finally posting one of my aforementioned seven million drafts of actual outfits and costumes i have finished and edited#the photos for but just never feel like posting lol..#I need to find one of those people whos like 'omg i am ADDICTED to social media ugh i wish i could get off of it#im just browsing and posting like 60 times a daaaaay!!!' and take a little magical bottle and suck some of the social media#enthusiasim out of them. for moi. In exchange they can have some of my 'literally just never in the mood to post or interact with the#outside world ever' energy. We can balance each other. huzzah and so on#Though I think maybe it's part of the general thing I've heard of like.. I can't remember if it was in reference to adhd or just some sort#of general execcutive functioning issue type of thing - but the idea that things have to be ''just right'' before you do something. like#'oh i need to do this task. but i have to wait until XYZ first' or 'oh i can do this but only if X specific condition is met' or etc#The fact that I even have to be in a Specific Mindset to post. or sometimes will delay posting on social media because like 'oh well#I'm going somewhere tomorrow. somehow this matters. i cannot spend 5 minuts posting TONIGHT. clearly it will interfere#somehow schedule wise with the doctor appointment i have 15 hours from now. yes. yes. i must wait until my appointment is over#tomorrow afternoon. THEN i shall post' or etc. etc. lol. NOT even taking into account the many days#I just genuinely and physically sick and it's not even a mental thing. I just physically dont feel like sitting at the computer lol..#ANYWAY.. trying to get back into it. trying to get a business bank account.. make a proper paypal so i can start selling sculptures again.#selling clothes and sculptures.. posting about such things then of course as one must. etc... chanting to hype up and motivate myself lol#But yes. this is my favorite outfit out of the bunch so I am posting it first I guess.. maybe others later..#Also the purple dress says its from shein. which I've heard is bad fast fashion stuff. but maybe okay since its second hand? I havent#been to the bins since like 2020 or late 2019 even. and I think stuff like shein and temu has only become poular in the past few years#but I bet if I went to the bins now I might would find a good handfull of that stuff. Probably now not much different than what you#find in a walmart or a forever 21 or actual physical stores you can go to though. I hear quality of clothing is down everywhere no matter#where you get it or whatnot. What bountiful joys unfettered capitalism and exploitation bestows upon us (<being sarcastic).#Wearing one of my favorite little vests though. I love the texture of it and the clasps on it
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