#both of theirs actually

[mortalandstupid]

cordelia getting cheated on: 😞

anya coming to sunnydale: 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[bakerstreetdoctor]

I need to inspect his teeth like a horse's

[that-flipping-phoenix]

remember when harry’s clothes were always too big for him because he was a stick of a child. remember when ron hit a growth spurt, ended up taller than half his siblings and realistically, all his clothes became too small. what if they just- what if they swapped

little tiny harry having clothes that were given to him by someone who loves him for the first time, having clothes that actually fit him, having clothes that feel like family.

lanky youngest son ron getting clothes that have barely be worn (because dudley got everything he ever wanted and had too many clothes to count, let alone wear regularly), trousers that don’t stop above his ankles, clothes that are only his and not bill and percy and fred’s first.

harry and ron started swapping clothes and never stopped. they are now fifty and don’t know who owns what. it is a reoccurring issue

[vintageandroid]

okay so apparently I made it almost to 37 without ever having heard the David Duchovny song, and my sister was shocked and, apparently, sings it before every X-Files watching session with her husband and I feel like maybe they should have replaced the theme song idk idk

[sysig]

Something old and borrowed (Patreon)

[theofficialuriel]

idk how timber fans survive outside tumblr I think I would crash out from all the hate

[skullzy20]

Is anyone gonna mention this or am I the one who has to do it

[karaspal]

it’s always gorgeous reporters with cunty outfits and glasses that settle for a white big-foreheaded bitch that doesn’t take into consideration their feelings. jay nakamura, i’ve seen this story before. you will find a beautiful brown man who also happens to be a journalist, who understands you, has the same music taste when it comes to karaoke as you, and suddenly picks up baking after your parent passed away to make sure you’re eating TRUST!

[shitapril]

and if carlos sainz and nico hulkenberg are teammates again in 2026 then what ?

[quillkiller]

sorry to say but barty + the rosier twins are in love and i’ve thought about nothing else since yesterday

[ahli-stuff]

I wrote a short little piece on Kunikida and Fyodor’s possible dynamic if Fyodor were to ever join the agency, and it was cute, but I didn’t post it because the themes and dialogue was all over the place.

I’m going to start from the bottom up, breaking down both of their flaws and strengths and thinking about where they both intersect and contrast each other, before I get to rewriting it.

Yes, Dazai is Fyodor’s near perfect foil but. Have you all considered the exceptional foil that Kunikida would be for fyodor?

Fyodor, like the azure king, is a great example of who Kunikida could become if his ideals were irrevocably broken; I could absolutely imagine a world where Kunikida used his own extremist principles to not only control his but also others lives.

Kunikida, like Dazai, represents the humanity that Fyodor sorely lacks and proves the inherent failure and hypocrisy in Fyodor’s isolation and theory-addled mind; I could imagine a world where Fyodor was on the side of good, having been surrounded by all of the positive things humanity + abilities can do.

In conjunction to these contrasts, they’re both governed by their inflexible ideals and have an all-or-nothing relationship with perfection.

One thing I really want to explore with this piece is the idea that Fyodor is highly empathetic, whereas Kunikida is not vs. the idea that Kunikida is highly sympathetic, whereas Fyodor is not.

I haven’t ever agreed with the idea that Fyodor is unempathetic, ever. A complete lack of empathy would suggest that Fyodor doesn’t understand other’s emotions, because he absolutely does, which is why he’s such a good manipulator. (He mostly doesn’t share other’s emotions, however, so the better term for what Fyodor has might be emotional intelligence?)

Whereas Kunikida lacks a bit of emotional intelligence(therefore lacking the ability to perfectly understand others emotions; therefore lacking empathy), but feels so much compassion and sympathy for others. I feel like people get on Kunikida’s ass so much for being short-tempered with Dazai, when really it’s a combination of Kunikida’s emotional callousness, and Dazai being really aloof and instigating. Kunikida loves his coworkers so much. He may not understand them intuitively, but Kunikida would sacrifice everything if only to save Dazai and everyone in the ADA if he had to.

I want to pit Kunikida and Fyodor against each other and watch debree fly as Fyodor constantly psychoanalyzes Kunikida and exploits his insecurities while Kunikida disarms Fyodor with his brutally honest jabs and unwavering kindness.

(Neither would fold to each other—it’d be a situation where Fyodor is constantly clocking Kunikida only for Kunikida to get more and more hurt and angry until he leaves—dumps home made food on Fyodor’s doorstep, immediately clocks fyodor harder than the former has throughout the entire conversation, and leaves to let fyodor deal with those revelations.)

[companion-showdown]

Who is your favourite companion?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

propaganda under the cut

Ace McShane

She's brilliant. One of the best written and developed companions of the classic series, such a template for the modern era. So many different fates and stories across the different media. If you don't love her in one you're bound to in another. And then she got her return in the new era to boot. Oh yeah; and beating the crap out of a Dalek with a Gallifreyan enhanced baseball bat. What a legend. she's... ACE! (@seven-times-champion /@elden-12 )

Ace is the natural predecessor to modern female companions. She's a fighter, smart, caring, an explosives "expert", a match for the Doctor despite being so young. She follows her own morality, will smash a dalek with a baseball bat no problem, and has a banging wardrobe! (anonymous)

Bill Potts

have you ever died horrifically but came back (mostly) correct because of your immortal sludge girlfriend. she's quite literally everything she is THE quintessential companion of moffat's whole era she is so terminally some guy and she is so special for it!!! she saved twelve's life multiple times, saved humanity through her memories of her mother, and she always holds on despite everything (the monks. the cybermen) and still always looks at the universe with wonder and curiosity and love and her storyline ruined my life. oh good lord WHEN the "i would rather die as i am than live as something else" hits and WHEN that directly ties into twelve's own refusal to regenerate. anyway bbc i am asking you to bring her back for the 70th and give her a happy ending or [gif of bill shooting twelve with a gun] (@aq2003 )

[timey-fandom-stuff]

"... Fine. If you want to see a monster so bad..."

"... I'll show you what a real monster looks like."

this was mostly me wanting to share the design for my Deltarune Monsterswap AU's monster Kris as they appear in the Dark World, but it also doubles as a little something else: a glimpse into one possible Weird Route. the Kris of this AU isn't bound to Player choice... and thus far less defenseless against their whims.

the question is: what does it take to make a good dog bite?

[somedaytakethetime]

You know what? MOOD 😩😩

[fefairys]

i forget that some people still take shipping very seriously to the point where they will have "[ship that interferes with MY ship] shippers dni" in their bio completely unironically. like that boggles my mind why cant we all just get along... multishipper for life i do not understand yall

[tkbrokkoli]

just thought about that sherlock relapsed without his support system after being "dead". he's not wearing his sobriety pin anymore. he hasn't told watson about it. watson says he seems happy and he says that working as a detective abroad but not as himself was the best time of his life. I'm not sure if that's actually true????