#born to yap

[sisterdaniells]

everytime I see a crewneck that says born to yap on pinterest all I can think about is dan.

[catfacedcat]

do you have any double eye headcanons??

yes i do. thank you for asking

peepers most definitely says “riddle me this!” Before debating with someone and andy thinks its the coolest thing ever to say (so he started saying it) (its the lamest thing ever and they both need to die)

if andy kept begging him (extremely annoying version) peepers would go on his show but ONLY if hes allowed to direct the whole episode but then the watchdogs would hate it (season 3 episode when????(i guess thats not rlly doubleye BUT it in involves them botg

andy has that hater paper puppet u cant tell me he doesnt have one of peepers i feel like thats just obvious

peepers and andy karaoke its up to your imagination but i want them to do that

FUCKKKKKK I HAVE MORE BUT I GET EMBARRASSED . Talking about them. Because i HATE them

[rocknrollinbitchforu]

essays come naturally to me because I was BORN to yap. I was put on this planet to think way too much about everything. Essays just let me get those thoughts out on paper

[nymphnana]

[matznothere]

need someone to yap abt all my interests to but in my special incoherent mat style frl

[cookiecrumbconundrum]

car talk?

midnight car talk?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives but also recording ourselves screaming into my phone to encourage our other friend to join us?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives but also recording ourselves screaming into my phone to encourage our other friend to join us and then we go to the same circle k twice and the attendant asks if I’m a ghost?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives but also recording ourselves screaming into my phone to encourage our other friend to join us and then we go to the same circle k twice and the attendant asks if I’m a ghost and we end up driving around in circles because we’re waiting for our friend who said they would join us except they forgot to text us that they actually couldn’t?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives but also recording ourselves screaming into my phone to encourage our other friend to join us and then we go to the same circle k twice and the attendant asks if I’m a ghost and we end up driving around in circles because we’re waiting for our friend who said they would join us except they forgot to text us that they actually couldn’t and so we end up calling them and realizing we should go to bed because it’s 2 am?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives but also recording ourselves screaming into my phone to encourage our other friend to join us and then we go to the same circle k twice and the attendant asks if I’m a ghost and we end up driving around in circles because we’re waiting for our friend who said they would join us except they forgot to text us that they actually couldn’t and so we end up calling them and realizing we should go to bed because it’s 2 am and when I go to drop them off we end up talking for another 40 minutes because we can’t shut the fuck up?

midnight car talk but my ex who is also my best friend is there too and we’re discussing v personal details of our lives but also recording ourselves screaming into my phone to encourage our other friend to join us and then we go to the same circle k twice and the attendant asks if I’m a ghost and we end up driving around in circles because we’re waiting for our friend who said they would join us except they forgot to text us that they actually couldn’t and so we end up calling them and realizing we should go to bed because it’s 2 am and when I go to drop them off we end up talking for another 40 minutes because we can’t shut the fuck up and then we both look at the clock and go “oh shit” because we both had the new years resolutions to fix our sleep schedules?

wonderful winter break activities

[mintyeggs]

john helps arthur flirt. worst but most effective wingman ever. arthur is monologuing and has lost both sides of the audience.

also known as: is this why you guys are attracted to my version of arthur? the unbuttoned shirt? the indiana jones style whoreish nature???? all a man has to do is show some cleavage and you all go nuts

[eldrith]

‘little fic’ i said. oh I’m just cooking up a short little fic it won’t be longer than 2 or 3k for sure. im an idiot

I just wanted to say that your golden cage fanfic was very cool and Jace really felt like his true self from the series!!! I really like your writing tongue!

I saw at the end of the golden cage series that your requests are open and was wondering if you might like to write something with jealous Jace ??? please 🙏❤️

hi thank you :’) i appreciate you!! im cooking up a little fic about jealous Jace for you & it should be up within a few days hopefully!!

[dry-yellow-marker]

keeping up with the viktor jesus meme

[joejhang]

my aftg hot takes

most of these are pretty lukewarm but i'm gonna get flamed for them anyway but whatever. spoilers ??? ahead ??? idk read at ur own risk

i don't think andreil ever say i love you to each other; i feel like the discourse about this is virtually endless ever since nora said it but honestly her explanation was so valid??? they're such a show not tell couple it just makes so much sense for them to show the "i love you" in their actions than ever saying the words out loud. esp bc neither of them have ever really heard those words and have them mean anything real or true or actually loving. personally i think their little percentages and the "i hate you"'s and kisses and keys mean more to them than an "i love you" ever could. i'm not a purist on this tho i do think i could visualise it happening maybe somewhere along the road i just think nora's explanation for this is very very in line with canon andreil.

i don't hate thea muldani; i've made a post abt this but basically my thoughts around her are literally just: she's a human being, and she's never gonna be perfect. i also find it very...interesting how the fandom likes to flame thea (an explicitly stated woman of colour) for being "problematic" and a "terrible person/character" when she doesn't act all that different from andrew, neil and kevin (white men) ??? idk it seems a little strange to me bc she seems pretty on par with them on whatever moral compass this batshit crazy fandom has decided to impose on these fictional and very much morally ambiguous characters. anyway go check out my post i go a lot deeper into thea's character and why she does a lot of things wrong but i don't rlly think she's deserving of the insane amounts of hate she gets in the fandom.

i don't think andreil ever get married; this MIGHT be me projecting bc the idea of marriage is just a very complicated and rough concept in my mind but also just i feel like there's something so beautiful about andreil never really putting a label on their relationship??? like they never define it by calling the other their "boyfriend" or "husband" they just are. they have nothing "concrete" binding them like a marriage certificate but they choose to stay with each other through everything. idk it's real to me but again i'm not a purist people can do whatever they want.

i've said it before but i'll keep saying it till enough people hear me: the aftg fandom mischaracterises literally the main fucking characters; i'm mostly talking about andrew and ESPECIALLY neil here bc neil is not a sweet, sunshiney, oblivious, blushy softboy and andrew is not a cold, unemotional, stoic, "conceal don't feel" stone. since i've already bitched on and on about neil's mischaracterisation let's just talk about andrew for a sec. i think andrew is actually a deeply emotional person and is fully aware of the feelings he experiences. does he vocalise or express them often? no but more often than not they show themselves anyway. him crashing out after neil was kidnapped, letting himself get walked like a dog by neil for three books straight, choking allison for slapping aaron, idk i could go on. but yeah you get it.

i don't actually think neil is that oblivious; before people come at me like "but nora said!" or whatever yeah, i know she said he's as dense as a brick when it comes to people flirting with him. considering how much of the ec the aftg fandom likes to disregard allow me to disregard this little bit of it, yeah? this isn't me tryna impose my own projections onto nora's characters, this is lit just me tryna explain how i understand neil josten (he's my bsf btw). he literally clocks his feelings for andrew in trk (after his deep convo™ with nicky) but he just files it away for later bc he doesn't consider attraction or romantic interest anything to be thinking about considering he's got the mafia and his serial killer dad on his tail. i also don't really blame him for not catching onto andrew's feelings earlier (tho doesn't he get pretty fucking close during that one convo they have in exites in trk???? someone correct me if i'm wrong but) bc dude andrew was out here sending fucking mixed ass signals like bro was saying "you are a pipe dream" and "i hate you" in the same fucking conversations like??? neil has always taken andrew at face value and he's not about to question him now. he's also never confused or uncertain about nicky or marissa and what their comments about him meant, he just genuinely does not gaf about them so he doesn't acknowledge them or pay them any attention in his narration. i truly truly think his dismissal of all the advances made upon him in aftg were borne out of indifference, not obliviousness.

have already said this in detail but i don't think andrew's actually a misogynist; the wording doesn't feel right. i'd probably describe andrew's distrust of women (esp. those in motherly/mother roles) as a similar ingrained wariness that neil has for older men. this is something borne out of trauma and shitty experiences that takes time and trust to unlearn. nora says a lot of things the fandom disregards and for me, this is one of those things i'm a little iffy about. misogyny actually isn't reflected in andrew's actions at all, i'd say. does he respect women? no. but he doesn't respect anyone unless they've actually earned it. and among the people he does respect and care for there are women (renee, bee). he doesn't treat women any differently and obv doesn't think they're any weaker than men are (considering renee wipes the floor w him their first sparring sesh). andrew's an equal opportunity hater and i don't think he actually has any sexist or even misogynistic tendencies. i think what is there is just a slightly biased worldview of disliking/mistrusting mother figures, given his bad experiences w tilda and cass (they've left him w more long-term emotional damage that's probably rlly difficult and complicated for him to work through esp considering cass did love??? him and he did want her enough to be willing to suffer dr*ke to be close to her; there's more to it but for the sake of word count i won't go into it) but honestly it doesn't actually show that much??? if people wanna say he hates women, sure, but for one, he doesn't hate a lot of things he's just very indifferent to them and two, he holds a pretty similar apathetic distaste for most people and things, so it's not like a very big distinction. i also think the whole "no girls" thing w aaron was very much a personal thing, and his mistrust of katelyn probably came from aaron's past (apparently negative) experiences w other girlfriends and friendships in general. and if i remember correctly the deal wasn't even "no girls" it was just "family only" which is why aaron didn't make friends w the rest of the foxes either. i digress but i don't think saying "andrew isn't a misogynist" is robbing him of any nuance as a character.

i like nicky and honestly feel similarly towards him as i do about thea; he isn't perfect and never will be and i think while the way he acts towards neil and others (see: matt, kevin) is pretty untoward and inappropriate, i also do see where he's coming from, esp after aaron's explanation of it. that it's a defence mechanism coming from someone who's experienced a lot of prejudice and harm because of his sexuality. obv i think everyone can agree his assault on neil was fucked up but i think nora was right in saying that nicky was high and drunk and not rlly in his right mind at the time, and he does apologise and i'm pretty sure she also said he and neil work it out privately anyway. he's a messy character and definitely not perfect queer rep but again, he's pretty realistic, and i think he's honestly a rlly well-written and complex character.

[midnight--sadness]

this stupid ass show's timeline is so fucked up omg

according to the wikia, the year is 132 AC, which is already stupid in and of it itself but whatever, moving on.

I think it was last episode that they say that Daeron is 16, which is fine, okay, but then you remember that according to the timeskips and the wikia, Helaena is 17 and Aemond is 17-16. Jaehaerys & Jaehaera are 4 years old, so Helaena had them at 13, which is just.... yikes. But did Alicent have three children in two years? Why is Aemond's birth so uncertain when all the other major characters have birth years?

Alicent says that Gwayne was 8 and motherless when she and Otto came to court, and yet in episode 1 of the first season, Daemon mentions that Otto's wife died recently and we see Gwayne was old enough to participate in the tourney.... are there two Gwaynes or did the writers forget that they had already introduced his character? Also, him saying that he is the oldest son and should be raised at Oldtown is so stupid, because Otto is the second son and none of his children will inherite the Hightower, not unless his brother's kids all drop dead, which we know doesnt happen in the books (though they could do that in the show, who knows).

the writers make such stupid choices in regards to the timeline. Why did they make Joffrey, Aegon III and Viserys II so young when it is going to create so many problems for the narrative later on? How is Aegon going to flee on dragonback when Stormcloud is the size of a cat? Is someone going to rescue him and leave Viserys behind? One of the reasons Aegon III was so broken is because he was forced to abandon his brother and he never forgave himself. how can that happen in the show when he doesnt even have the ability to properly eat by himself?

and now they made Hugh Saera's son, when he looks like he is the same age as Daemon, and Saera was only 14 when Daemon was born in the books? hell, when he was born she hadnt even had that whole scandal business.... not to mention that they make it see like Hugh was born in Westeros, probably the Crownlands or even King's Landing itself. Are they trying to say that Saera worked at a brothel in the city while her father was king?

[fur-bee]

i am only half kidding when i say this but i think there was no hojo nor vincent in the picture and lucrecia had a oddly sexual dream featuring jenova & then got pregnant after… like im thinking a virgin mary situation that plays on sephiroth being born to be and viewed as a savior (but it ultimately being false)

[kusanagihaku]

niche content but tier list of ghouls as clinicians (any patient-facing healthcare role)

sorry yuri but you'd fail viva

[in-kyblogs]

Devil’s Minion hints - Part II // link to Part I

Part II Ep 8

- what to say of the whole ‘disregard’ debacle, well. Why do you have such an antagonistic relationship to the former house servant Daniel? What is it about him that makes you even more uncomfortable than Louis, the vampire you actually remember attacking you and almost killing you, does? Arguing as foreplay, as you say. Also clearly the memory wipe doesn’t totally erase feelings: he is angry at him even if he doesn’t remember the psychological torture, but at the same time there’s no fear. Only a need to rile Armand up. (Also Armand are you trying to look extra slutty for Daniel sitting like that? What are you doing with the unbuttoned shirts, really.)

- Mr. Molloy count: 3

- Armand is so sick and twisted btw for that little smirk when Daniel says he’s ‘a bright young reporter with a point of view’. No remorse in sight none. He’s like ‘yes you are. Do you remember who said that to you? Because I do’. My favourite sicko

- When Armand says that journalism is Daniel’s drug, wow he did really clock him. Have you seen that post about Daniel chasing an high from the adrenaline of interviewing dangerous people? Yeah. Armand really does understand him on an intimate level, like the comment in the season 2 finale also reveals. Probably too good an understanding for a superficial-I tortured you once-acquaintance. On the other hand torture sure is an intimate experience to share with someo[gunshot]

- the little wistful smile he has when he talks about ‘the boy we met in sf’.

- the way Armand can’t help but smile at Daniel’s sassy comments directed against him. Like he should want to kill him for the disrespect alone why does he seem almost fond of this insufferable human?

- I am so impressed with this episode by the way. Before seeing this season I was like ‘one hour of ww II Europe? Grim.’ I though I wouldn’t like this one and in the end it ended up being one of my favourite episodes. It’s really a character study and I loved that. Also great job at woveing in European politics (the soldiers saying ‘speak Russian’ and Emilia refusing and speaking romanian, the complex intermixing of cultures in Eastern Europe with the whole urss situation is a big thing we still see the effects of today). Usually I don’t trust at all US shows to talk about eu politics and history without making it usa centric in some way but they proved me wrong here. 9/10 episode all in all

[mintyeggs]

@potato-lord-but-not 's arthur and john have captivated me

[itkrnowsyou]

the way people are inclined to believe jonah magnus who doesn’t believe in fate/bloodlines and who longed to become an immaterial extension of a fear ‘deity’ is more likely to be tory-aligned than og!elias who was raised to believe he is better and more deserving simply because he is a bouchard is honestly. very strange