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nickytess · 6 months ago
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heyooo only a couple of days left👀👀
anakin’s little adventure comes to an end, he got his anti-stress obiboobie badge and obi-wan is embarrassed-flattered by his behavior😼
(check out my pinned post🫶🏻)
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evans-endeavors · 1 year ago
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haha wow your lethal company guy is pretty big
*clears throat. pulls out badge.*
this is the FBI. Feral Boobie Inspector. Gonna need to see them.
*lookin hard at the badge. can't decide if feral was intentional, or if anon misspelled federal*
WELP! Seems legit.
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Consider donating to my ko-fi ;)
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yanderefarm · 3 months ago
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in solidarity with 🦎 anon (im only like a couple inches taller irl, rendering the both of us at the perfect eyes-to-tiddies height with the taller yans in your roster), i will resort to (playfully) bullying the taller yans, especially ajax i could bite his tits standing up, ajax should be scared (emil and achilles too, unless theyre also into that 😋) and yes, i also advocate for making a movie out of us taming him 🥰 thanks for the greetings from you both!! term break finally started and i get to rest!! (also i will wear the fabric softener title as a badge of honor i love fabric softeners they make my sheets and cosplay wigs smell so good) - 🍮
they're all taller than you tho so I think ud have to bully them all. also its funny to me that ares is somehow escaping being in with the talls.
an ankle biter but ur a boobie biter. very scary.
enjoy your rest!!! winter break time babey
i said fabric softener bc i was thinking about that one really cute bear mascot. yknow? yall are soft like tht
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localgremlinboy · 2 years ago
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Holy rogues headcanons Batman we've reached a part 5! Thanks again to everyone who likes my silly ideas! Here’s some more!
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6]
- Joker has a license but it's one of those joke chuck e cheese kids print out licenses 
- Harley has a “federal boobie inspector” badge, Ivy does not find it as hilarious as she does
- Joker makes his goons carry around headshots he can autograph and give out
- penguin writes "tweet tweet" with a penguin emoji on the end of all his tweets as a sign off. If it doesn't fit, he adds a second tweet to put in the sign off
- Oswald also is the kind of person who tweets goodnight and good morning to his followers. Twoface criticized him once for it and was blocked. Tbh Oswald blocks anyone who “harshes his space”
- Just to upset Riddler, Scarecrow talks about electronics like "the computer", "the internet", "the email". He'll be like "oh I guess I'll have to message you through the email" and Riddler has a meltdown
- Joker is constantly trying to start nicknames for himself that no one agrees to. The one name he gets off the ground gets credited to Batman
- At one point, all the rogues agree to doing a documentary series with a bunch of college film students (it's basically what we do in the shadows but with rogues). They frame it like, "a day in the life of *insert rogue here*. Twoface/Harvey's starts off with, "firstly, we'd like to clear up the rumor of any possible.. personal relationship with Bruce Wayne.." and as he starts rambling about how completely professional the rumor is, the camera zooms in on a half naked Bruce trying to sneak out of the back office window. Harley shows up in every episode via schengens and keeps waving at the camera. Scarecrow declines for his privacy but still ends up in most of Riddler's episode, judging him in the background and half of their interactions become meme clips and reaction gifs. Catwoman surprisingly agrees to let them follow her through a heist but she also takes the time to clear up the rumor that she has a friendship with Bruce Wayne, which is CLEARLY ridiculous according to her.. and the camera again zooms in on a cracked doorway that shows Bruce playing with her cats. When he notices the camera, he again tries to escape out the window and falls
- Scarecrow retweets Riddler memes
- Penguin consistently tries to go on podcasts and talkshows to prove he's not doing crimes and either accidentally admits to something way more illegal than what he's defending or he'll make an embarrassing meme out of himself trying to relate to youths
- Oswald also has a TikTok but it's the equivalent of older celebrities getting one. He has no idea what he's doing but he is trying SO hard! Selina is constantly goofing on his content hardcore on her account
- Ivy breaks into the botanical gardens & random establishments with plants to take care of them
- Riddler has travel boggle in his car
- Harley had a steampunk cosplay phase in early college and is super second hand embarrassed about it.. until she learns Ivy also had a steampunk cosplay phase and high key indulges her by putting on stupid sexy steampunk outfits
- Riddler orders a lot of late night Chinese food and the restaurant totally knows it's him but also like he never robs them & he's a good tipper. But he saves the fortune cookies for Harley, who eats them like chips when she visits. (she and Ivy come over to do puzzles with him and sometimes Scarecrow). But Riddler puts out a bowl of fortune cookies for her and she loves them so much
- Riddler is banned from several establishments because he refuses to apologize for various arguments
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joni-witchell · 2 years ago
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I don't think this guy's Federal Boobie Inspector badge is legit...you know what...it's my last day at big boobie inc. who cares, let him through.
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bookandyarndragon · 1 year ago
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I have a Soulmate!AU TFPish with IWD elements idea where the human OC/SI has been hearing their soulmate hum and sing to them since babyhood. They even became an acomplished musician. Their soulmate, who had such a magnificent rich bass, would even play improvisational echo games with them with a particular song. But with a diffrent one he always ignored them.
Then the Deceptacons attack their city. The human is shocked and horrified. Soundwave was blaring the Deceptacon Battle anthem. It was their song. They give up their instrument and stop singing. They join up with team prime and throw themselves into the war. They become a munitions specialist, basically sharing a braincell with Wheeljack the Wrecker. Ok they become a Wrecker in their own right.
Eventualy Jazz pokes and pesters them into revealing why they don't do music. Miko plays the chords the soulmate transcribes for Jazz. Jazz wishes his worst fears weren't confirmed when Miko mangles the opening of the Empeyrien Suite. Jazz just got word the DJD's answering Megatron's call the same way he answered OP's to come to Earth.
Soulmate has orders from OP to reveal herself to her Soulmate if she's Endangered by the djd. One the shock might give her window to escape. If it doesn't Tarn's at least likely to kill his soulmate quickly.
Tarn and his mechs are searching an abandoned booby trapped base when he hears from the speakers and in his head a familiar voice rough with disuse, heavy with venom. The shock of is amplified by the words he now understands "🎼🎵I am flesh and I am bone...🎵" His sparkmate who he assumed to be a sparkling or protoform is a squishy. Worse when he finally catches sight of them and the badge of the Wreckers proudly tattooed to their shoulder. Nuke or not he and his team got very scorched and exploded. To add insult to injury while carrying his sparkmate out of there one last blast went off covering him, his team, and his reluctant sparkmate in a sickly unicorn vomit of glitter.
This is the song soulmate dumps on Tarn
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bodejustice · 2 years ago
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i think bobby's coworkers once switched out his police badge ID with a fake that read "BOOBY FULBRIGHT" and it took him days to notice the difference
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fancoloredglasses · 1 year ago
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The Happiness Patrol (Paranoia at its finest)
[All images are owned by the BBC. Please don’t sue or EXTERMINATE! me]
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(Thanks to Doctor Who)
…and with the most cutting-edge CGI the late 80s can muster, I give you a bit of personal history…
I am an avid gamer (as my review of Dungeons & Dragons will attest to) and one of the more unusual role-playing games I latched onto was…
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(Thanks to Wikipedia)
A game that not only discouraged teamwork, but actively pitted the players’ characters against one another. The setting is a dystopian future run by an insane computer that wanted all citizens to be happy and obedient.
Happiness is Mandatory. Citizens who are not happy will be used as reactor shielding. Are you happy, citizen?
A good example of gameplay can be summarized in the following video…
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(Thanks to SpiffyInfo)
The citizens of the setting are assigned security clearance ranging through the rainbow spectrum from infrared (the lowest, represented by black) to ultraviolet (the highest, represented by white), of which the first letter of their clearance is attached to their name (for example:  Fred-G; infrareds don’t warrant a letter designation)
What does this have to do with Doctor Who? You’ll soon find out. But first, a note on the timeline…
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The Doctor is on his seventh incarnation (played by Sylvester McCoy). He is bit of a schemer, sometimes working toward the endgame before the episode officially begins.
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His companion at this time is Ace (a nickname. Her actual name is Dorothy; no last name is ever given), a rebellious teenager with a knack for chemistry (primarily explosives. Her specialty is a compound she calls “Nitro-9”). Unlike most female companions, she’s not prone to screaming, but instead uses her wits (and explosives) to get herself and the Doctor (or, as she calls him, “Professor”) out of trouble.
If you would like to watch the episode, it’s available on BritBox or Tubi. Now, on to Part One!
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We open with a woman looking a bit depressed and a man joins her. The man (Silas P) claims it’s dangerous to be sad in public and offers to help her, then offers his card.
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With that, Silas P calls for a group of women in pink uniforms who kill the woman!
Meanwhile, in another part of the city, the TARDIS materializes. Ace hates the fact that the speakers in the square are playing muzak (“elevator (or, as the British say, lift) music”) that is artificially cheery.
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(Thanks again to Doctor Who)
[A quick note: the rankings of citizens on Terra Alpha are letters affixed to the end of their names (the leader, Helen A, is the woman you saw giving a badge to Silas P), with aliens getting the affectation SIGMA to their name. Sound familiar?]
Let’s switch to Helen A and her husband Joseph C (wait, her husband’s two ranks below her? Who’s ranked as a B, then?) as they tune in to Helen A’s newest address.
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Switching back to the Doctor and Ace (or should I say, “Doctor SIGMA and Ace SIGMA”), they’re brought to a holding area (not a jail?), where they see a “killjoy” (someone who doesn’t subscribe to the manta of “Happiness is mandatory”) named Harold V playing a slot machine. Suddenly he wins and is "treated" to a video by Helen A (not exactly what I would call a “prize”, especially since it was a lame joke about killjoys)
The Doctor wanders over to talk to the guard.
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The Doctor asks if they could leave at any time. The guard says they could…but would be killed if they did. Harold V says they’re being held to be used as experiments for someone called the Kandy Man.
We then switch to a chamber where Joseph C is lining up a condemned killjoy before a firing squad. Suddenly, the squad leaves. Just as the condemned breathes a sigh of relief, the tube over his head drops. When it rises again…
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…he’s been drowned in strawberry syrup.
And, for good measure, Helen A electrocutes Harold V (the killjoy’s brother) in front of the Doctor and Ace.
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In the waiting area is a go-kart, which Ace is convinced in booby trapped (since the guard (strange that only women are members of the Happiness Patrol…except the undercover members) says she won’t stop them from using it) However, the Doctor defuses it and off they go!
Later, the go-kart has broken down and the Doctor is trying to fix it, so Ace distracts the Happiness Patrol looking for them.
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The Doctor then gets the go-kart working, but must run off before he can find out what happened to Ace.
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Let’s cut to the streets of Terra Alpha, where a man named Earl SIGMA is playing soulful blues on his harmonica…unless he spots a Happiness Patrol…err patrol, then he plays some vapid syrupy-sweet jazzy number.
At Happiness Patrol HQ, the Patrolwoman (Susan Q) confesses to Ace she might not be cut out for the Patrol ever since her friends were arrested and executed as killjoys.
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With that, Susan Q turns her back so Ace can slip out “unnoticed”.
Meanwhile, the Doctor’s go-kart has finally died properly as Silas P (remember him?) makes his way to the Doctor and tries suckering him as well. Just as Silas P calls for the Happiness Patrol, he’s knocked out from behind by Earl and they rush off, leaving Silas P to deal with what is likely going to be called a false alarm.
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…aaaand that’s the last we see of Silas P.
Meanwhile, the Doctor and Earl have found the kitchen of…
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…the Kandy Man and his handler/punching bag Gilbert M. Fortunately, they escape before the Kandy Man finds them.
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…or do they? As the Kandy Man advances menacingly, the closing credits roll on Part One.
Let’s move on to Part Two, shall we?
We open to a group of killjoys conducting a protest march as…something looks on from the tunnels below.
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Meanwhile, Ace has been re-captured.
Let’s check back in with the Doctor and Earl, shall we? The Kandy Man has decreed they shall taste his latest sweets, and likely die with smiles on their faces as a result.
The Doctor manages to anger the Kandy Man enough that he accidentally knocks over a bottle of lemonade…
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…and the syrupy liquid mixes with his sugar-infused feet, cementing him to the floor! The Doctor and Earl escape into the tunnels below as the Kandy Man screams for Gilbert M to free him.
Meanwhile, Ace and Susan Q have been brought back to the waiting zone.
In the tunnels, the Doctor and Earl are checking out the massive amount of crystalized sugar along the roof.
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You don’t suppose that will be relevant later, do you?
As they work their way down the tunnel, they find massive clawed footprints. Not sure I’d want to meet whatever made that.
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…ah.
Earl shows that his harmonica isn’t a weapon, and suddenly the denizens start talking like Ace (they learned a lot from seeing her for just a few moments) So does this mean they’re friends now?
Back at the waiting zone, Susan Q is taken away to be executed. Suddenly, the denizens from the tunnels attack, allowing Ace to escape with them.
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Meanwhile the Doctor is leaving the tunnels and once again runs into Trevor SIGMA. After no small amount of double-talk that would make Bugs Bunny proud, he convinces Trevor to take him to Helen A as Earl decides to make himself scarce.
In Helen A’s office, she has been told about Ace’s escape (wow, news travels fast!) and is overjoyed that her pet can get some exercise by hunting them down.
Meanwhile is one again illegally blowing the blues as the protest march walks past. On the roof…
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…there are a couple of Happiness Patrol (wadaya know? There are men in the rank and file of the Happiness Patrol!) snipers complaining that the female Happiness Patrol members never have to do sniper duty (and with inferior guns to boot!)
Meanwhile in the tunnels, Fifi has been unleashed!
In Helen A’s office, Joseph C has brought in Trevor SIGMA and the Doctor. Helen A all but admits to mass slaughter to reduce the population (down 17%!) Helen A excuses herself to attend to some business, and the Doctor follows and overhears her ordering an execution.
The Doctor confronts her then leaves, stealing her fire extinguisher and Joseph C’s seltzer bottle of lemonade (gee, I wonder who he’s going to see next?)
In the tunnels, Fifi has caught up to Ace, so she feeds Fifi a helping of Nitro-9.
The Doctor meets up with Earl (not who I thought he was going to see), who tells him about the snipers. The Doctor goes to deal with them (also not who I thought he was going to see)
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The Doctor sneaks his way to the snipers’ nest and dares the sniper to look him in the eye while shooting him, but the sniper can’t do it, so the Doctor takes away their guns. And with that threat neutralized, the Doctor is off to see the Kandy Man (THAT’S who I thought he was going to see!)
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Meanwhile, Susan Q is about to be executed by firing squad strawberry syrup.
However, the Doctor decides at that time to pay a visit to the Kandy Man.
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The Kandy Man agrees, so the Doctor uses the fire extinguisher to unstick the Kandy Man from the floor.
About that time, Trevor SIGMA arrives at Helen A’s office unannounced, just in time to see a strawberry-flavored flop and only a dollop of syrup emerges from the tube. Trevor explains that Susan Q (and Ace, who barged in to attempt a rescue) can’t be executed by syrup due to Galactic Law, so she comes up with another means for them to die.
Meanwhile, the Kandy Man, having held up his end of the bargain, moves to kill the Doctor once more. However…
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…the Doctor came prepared and once again adheres the Kandy Man to the floor as he makes his escape.
Meanwhile, what’s Helen A going to do with Susan Q and Ace?
She’s going to make them audition for the Happiness Patrol (since Susan Q has been bounced out of the Patrol, she’s eligible to audition once more), with a failed audition being fatal!
The Doctor and Earl begin looking for Ace, then find posters advertising Ace’s audition. The Doctor sends Earl to get the protesters and bring them to the audition.
And with that, Part 2 comes to an end. On to Part 3!
We open to find Ace and Susan Q being escorted to the Forum by the Happiness Patrol. Meanwhile, Earl has managed to get the protesters to converge on the forum as Helen A sends a squad to deal with them.
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And as an aside, Fifi survived being blown up by Ace. Helen A once again unleashes her into the tunnels.
Meanwhile in the forum square, the Doctor has somehow (probably in one of the TARDIS’s storerooms) gotten a microphone and has hooked it up into the square’s speakers.
Once the Happiness Patrol arrives, the Doctor confronts them…by laughing at them. Then the protesters come into the square and begin cheering and celebrating!
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Then another Happiness Patrol unit shows up, sees the Doctor and the protesters celebrating while the first unit looks upset, so they arrest the unit as the Doctor merrily escapes.
Back at Helen A’s office, she receives word of fighting in the ranks of the Happiness Patrol in the forum square, so she leaves to deal with it personally, leaving Joseph C to wait for Fifi’s return.
Meanwhile, the Doctor, Ace, Earl, and Susan Q enter the tunnels where they run into the denizens who warn them about Fifi.
Fortunately, the Doctor has an idea. He lures Fifi into the sugar-coated tunnels and has Earl play a high-pitched tune as Fifi enters and the tons of crystalized sugar collapses on top of her.
Hopefully that’s the last of Fifi.
Meanwhile, reports of widespread riots reach Helen A’s ears, so she contacts the Kandy Man to deal with the Doctor. Fortunately, he just showed up for a chat!
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(Thanks once more to Doctor Who)
As the Kandy Man attempts to escape, the denizens invade his Kitchen and flood the tunnels with strawberry syrup (quite the fitting end, yes?)
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Gilbert M and Joseph C look at the Doctor’s handiwork and decide it’s time to leave.
Meanwhile, Helen A has the same idea as…
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She readies her escape shuttle, but Joseph C and Gilbert M have commandeered it. TRAITORS! Guess she’ll need to take a commercial transport.
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(Thanks to The Wanderer’s Library)
And so with Helen A defeated, Terra Alpha can return to a normal society where people are allowed to be sad if they need to. And they even managed to paint the TARDIS its proper color before the Doctor and Ace dematerialized to their next adventure.
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beardedmrbean · 1 year ago
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Three men are facing multiple charges after authorities said they kidnapped a man at gunpoint before waterboarding him and threatening to kill him even after realizing they'd meant to kidnap his coworker, who they tried to lure out of a strip club.
Brothers Jeffry Arista, 32, and Jonathan Arista, 29, and Raymond Gomez are facing charges including kidnapping, conspiracy to kidnap, aggravated assault and battery, records showed.
The bizarre incident unfolded Friday morning when the victim was leaving his Fort Lauderdale home and was approached by one of the kidnappers, who was armed and wearing police attire with a ballistic vest and gold badge on his belt, an arrest affidavit said.
The kidnapper forced the victim into a white Dodge Charger with a police light driven by a second kidnapper, the affidavit said.
The victim was forced to wear a head covering as the kidnappers drove to an Airbnb in Plantation, tossing the victim's phone out of the car along the way, authorities said.
Once they arrived at the Plantation home, they were met by a third kidnappper, who removed his mask and started to question the victim and asked him to identify himself, "implying they had kidnapped the wrong individual," the affidavit said.
The kidnappers confirmed they'd taken the wrong man when they took out his wallet and saw his ID, the affidavit said.
Even after realizing they had the wrong person, the kidnappers forced the man into a bathroom, covered his face with four or five black masks and started waterboarding him by pouring buckets of water on him, the affidavit said.
The affidavit said the victim "thought he was going to drown."
They also threatened to kill him while pointing guns, Tasers and an electric drill at him, authorities said.
The kidnappers learned the intended target and the victim's coworker was at the Booby Trap gentlemen's club in Pompano Beach, so they took the victim there in a Porsche, authorities said.
Once there, the kidnappers ordered the victim to go inside and lure out the intended target, but once inside the victim called law enforcement, the affidavit said.
All three suspects were taken into custody, authorities said.
According to the affidavit, Gomez told investigators that he and the Arista brothers were involved in the kidnapping and that they were being directed by another unknown man, who wanted the intended target kidnapped over a monetary debt.
During one of the suspects' appearance in bond court, a defense attorney discussed the bizarre accusations in the case.
"I gotta tell you judge, in the history of kidnappings, this would be the first time someone gets kidnapped then taken to a strip club, I've never heard of that before," he said.
"I was about to say, I think there's a long list of husbands who have claimed exactly that in the past," the judge responded. "We've all been taken against our will."
If convicted, each defendant faces a maximum sentence of life in prison, authorities said.
U.S. Attorney Markenzy Lapointe for the Southern District of Florida and Special Agent in Charge Jeffrey B. Veltri of the FBI, Miami Field Office, announced the pending criminal complaint charges.
FBI Miami investigated the case, with assistance from the Broward Sheriff’s Office and Fort Lauderdale Police Department.
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kyotoy · 1 year ago
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tumblr badges are so stupid looking. bring back boobies
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ratsoh-writes · 1 year ago
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Briar's life of avoiding traps flashed before her eyes. How did she miss that? Oh right, she is kind of tall and didn't use the top steps, choosing to just look around in the attic without getting their antlers caught in more spider webs than necessary. Or, knives, in this case.
"That is significantly more than A KNIFE." She stressed. She is stressed.
Briar's tired eyes shot to Undyne again. "It's... Going to be more than a few days, isn't it?"
Her phone rang again, and she still felt obligated to answer it. "No, there are KNIVES in the ATTIC." They glanced up at the booby trap. "...I mean I hope they aren't used...." she paced a little, still on the phone. "No, yes. He's fine.... I am in front of professionals and I'm not going to say the choice words I want to say right now in front of them and maybe you should do that, too. Shut up. Why are you like this. Bye." The phone was quickly pocketed again.
"I'm sorry I- I forgot to introduce myself- I'm Briar Conifer. " They reached into their wallet and pulled out a mundane business card. A generic lawyer for small business. This isn't their first shitshow but it's annoying out of work.
Undyne shows her own badge
Undyne: Undyne Spearhead, POLICE CAPTAIN OF EBOTT EAST, AND THIS HERE IS ONE OF MY MEN, SANS WINGDINGS
Star: CALL ME STAR! ANYWAYS IM GOING UP!
With the discovery of a booby trap, briar is reasonably ushered outside and given the stations contact number so they can get updates on the clean up if they please. Undyne actually encourages her to call at least every evening cause in her words: THOSE SLOW LAZY SNAILS NEVER FILE ANYTHING UNLESS SOMEONE HOLDS THEM ACCOUNTABLE”
She seems like a trustworthy cop.
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wroteclassicaly · 2 years ago
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okay colour me intrigued 😚
5’1” short lil gal with a lil belly and thick thighs. ample boobies, big butt, green hair, piercings and tattoos. love language is gentle bullying, extroverted without meaning to be, like a smoke 🍁 every so often and i’m terrible in high stress situations 😩
I feel like Eddie and Argyle would fit you best, but I know I’m leaning more towards our man Eddie. He’s terrible in high stress and he loves to revel in those little tantrums, so I feel like he can highly relate to that! He goes toe to toe with a good fellow roasting on his partner, endeared by your love language. He’s never been more proud to wear his dumb ass, love struck idiot badge. He’d sow it onto his vest, he really would.
Your hair would fascinate him, he’d have so many names for it. Metal, badass, galactic hot babe. He loves him some delicious curves to hold onto everywhere, and the fact that you can compare tattoos and show him your piercings? That’s priceless within itself. He loves trailing his fingertips down your ink, uncovering a story behind each line. You’re his eternal mystery, one he always looks forward to uncovering!!
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vivianvixen · 5 months ago
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*I walk up to the podium, my high heels clacking on the stage, my butt swaying and my huge bimbo boobies jiggling, as I get ready to give the keynote speech at the 2024 Incel Conference*
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. We at Vixen Industries have been hard at work for years, and I we finally have the solution to the imbalance in the sexual marketplace. Please look on the back of your badges. If you see a pink sticker, please make your way to the left side of the hall, where you will be met by our skilled attendants for a special treat.
*half the all-male audience stands up and makes their way to the left side of the hall where they're greeted by hot girls in nurse outfits carrying various syringes*
As for the rest of you, you'll have to wait for your treat until the end of the conference, but I think you'll agree with me it's worth the wait.
*everyone claps*
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jade-harley-yuri · 1 year ago
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strong badge- *is shot dead*
damn. i should stop booby-trapping my inbox, this shit is getting dangerous
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art-of-manliness · 1 year ago
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From Gumshoes to Gats: A Dictionary of Hard-Boiled Slang
I’m a big fan of hard-boiled detective novels. I highlighted my favorites in a previous article. The thing about hard-boiled detective novels is that the characters often use slang words that were in common use in the 1930s, 40s, and 50s, but are no longer part of our popular vocabulary. There have been a few times when I’ve been reading a Raymond Chandler or John McDonald novel where the dialogue left me scratching my head. Hundreds of hard-boiled slang words have been recorded and compiled. Below, I’ve highlighted my favorites from this category of vernacular. You’ll likely notice that there are a lot of different words for “detective.” It took me a while to figure out that a “shamus” was a detective. My absolute favorite of these slang words are the greetings (“How’s tricks?” “What’s the score?”) and the ways to tell people to get lost (“Go fry a stale egg!”). Hopefully, reviewing this list will help you better understand the next hard-boiled detective novel you read. And maybe you’ll even sprinkle some of these words into your daily vocab to mix things up with some gritty old-school lingo. Big house. Federal prison. Bird. Person, either male or female, but frequently female. Bite an egg. Take breakfast. Blow. To leave. Bo. Generic address; guy; jack; pal. Booby-hatch. Mental hospital. Bull. Cop. Butter and egg man. Sugar daddy; implication is one fairly free with his money. Buttons. Cops. Buzzer. Police badge; identification. C-note. Hundred-dollar bill. Chicago overcoat. Coffin. Chiseler. Low-life; hanger-on; somebody chiseling money from others. Dance on air. Hang, as from a noose. Darb. A person with money, who can be relied upon to pay a check. Dead soldier. Empty liquor bottle. Deadpan. Bodyguard; tough guy; gunny with a sheen of respectability. Dip the bill. To have a drink. Dish. Attractive woman. Draw a lot of water. To have a lot of influence; to exert great influence. Drop the arm. Arrest; nab; apprehend; snatch. Dry-gulch. To ambush; surprise; sneak attack or attack from behind. Dumb onion. A fool; dupe; idiot. Dust. Take a hike; get lost; drift. Fakeloo artist. Conman; faker; liar; pretender; deceiver. Fin. $5 bill. Flatfoot. Detective; shamus. Flim-flam: Dupe; deceive; trick; take in. Floaters. Corpses in the water; people dead by drowning. Fog. Riddle someone with bullets. Gat. Gun. Gee. Man; fellow. Gill. A drink. Go fry a stale egg. Get lost; go jump in a lake. Goose-berry lay. Stealing clothes from clotheslines. Gumshoe. Detective/private dick/PI/etc. Gunny. Hired gun; thug. Gunsel. Hired gun. Hackie. Taxi driver. Hard boy. Tough guy; bodyguard; hired thug. Hard number. Tough guy. Hay. Useless scrip/fake bills/etc. Heel. Jerk; low life; scumbag. Heeled. Packing; carrying a gun. How’s tricks? A greeting, akin to “How’s it going?” Jake [also jakeloo]. Fine; okay; acceptable; no big deal. Jasper. Man; handsome fellow. Keyhole peeper. Detective/private dick/PI/etc. Loogan. A guy with a gun. Lug. A guy; generic address for a man; connotation of thick-headedness or limited ability/usefulness; not necessarily connoting goon, thug. Lulu. A good-looking woman. Make with the feet. Get lost; scram. Mauler. Brass knuckles. Mickey Finn (mickey). A surreptitiously adulterated drink (or the drug added to the drink to make it so) given to somebody for the purpose of rendering them insensible or unconscious. Miscount the trumps. To overlook something. Moll. Gangster’s girlfriend/woman/partner. Mugg. A man (sometimes referring to dumb ones), guy, person; possible connotation of not being entirely on the up-and-up. Muggle-smoker/muggle. Pothead; druggie. Nevada gas. Cyanide. Newshawk. Reporter. No soap. No luck. Nuts to you. Go to hell (mild). Pie-eyed. Very drunk. Piker. Amateur; small-time operator. Polish an apple: Talk up; chat up; suck up to. Prowl car. Police car. Real cream. A good person. Rodded. Carrying a gun (rod). Rooster. Man who picks a… http://dlvr.it/SzXGlx
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