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moonthegoon asked: “since youre giving up posts for lent, what similar things do you think the karen khat moms would give up for lent? would love to hear your thoughts on the matter” My thoughts: • Rita’s giving up Minions Impact, but she’s actually just having her kids do her dailies for her so that she doesn’t miss any of the events • Cheryl is giving up something normal like dessert or wine so that she can loudly reject the indulgence in front of other people with “sorry, I’m giving that up for Lent”. She totally cheats occasionally at home but would never admit this. • Every time someone pisses off Karen🍷, she says she can’t respond because she’s giving up arguing for Lent. She proceeds to argue anyway • Susan is giving up losing more than $100 in one day at the casino, which is not an especially lofty goal but which she does actually follow slightly better than the other Karens • Karen is giving up swear words like h*ck and g*sh, even if censored. • Margot is giving up non-Christian music, and that also means hearing her kids play any non-Christian music anywhere near her in a shared home space; thus there is some kind of list of Music not Allowed in the Kitchen • Deborah is giving up buying new Rae Dunn merchandise.

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Uh Oh: Negative-Utilitarian Antinatalist seen entering maternity ward with a well-worn dog-eared volume of the writings of Peter Singer and a comically oversized mallet

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i wonder whats in this box of mustard gas

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my mustard gas detector wont stop going off for some reason

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age regressor mech pilot got "this many 🖐️" kills today

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urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

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fun fact! for a whopping 55 $, you can buy yourself a full fucking CNC plasma cutter at auction

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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

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If I wete lesss content this would be so fucking dangerous luckily I am at perfect peace

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15yo boy sitting next to me on the bus reading dostoevsky w his mother sitting in the seat in front of him intermittently interrupting to lean back and show him instagram reels

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I am celibate because I was originally depicted as a child and it’s really creepy that I have been aged up for sexualization

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Can you post more yaoi where the boys suffer I loveeee when that happens

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Someone go to Toronto get me strawberry latte from the place with the boba called “3 Guys”. Not the name of their place, but one of their drinks. I frogot what the olace called. Berry latte. They drop the straw. Well they give you the straw but not the word straw yknow

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