#bonus bot

[biomorphic-beast]

[raileurta]

Due to miscommunication and rumors transformers are led to believe that humans are the descendants of voracious unbeatable metal eaters who could consume a whole bot in an hour.

This doesn't change as much as you think it would but enough to alter events.

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Tired AF Sam after defeating Megatron : Uggggh I really need to eat.

Optimus dying a little inside: I see.... enjoy yourself.......

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*when Mirage & Noah first met*

Mirage: Oh my God please don't eat me bro. I promise you I'm not tasty.

Noah: (The fuck) I won't???

Mirage: Thank the allspark I'm too young to die yet.

Noah: ??????

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*Charlie nawing on a spoon*

*Bee scooches away*

Charlie: Whaw-t?

Bee: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠) ......

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This is purely crack and I wanted more content on humans being scary to the bots.

[natkidding]

The whole bloonini gang!!! i wanted to draw them for so long and now theyre out in the world 😥

time to past out

[front-facing-pokemon]

[jellyfishdoodler]

Late Night Tinkering

Click for better quality 💛

[monstrslair]

Meme by @actual-arrrchie Couldn't resist after finally being able to draw my jere!

and bonus older sillies. They made up in that ~30yrs

[kozuneartz]

Recently saw a video on YT of a beatboxer doing car engine sounds and an F1 Driver trying to guess what car it is So imagine the human liaison of the LL being good and beatbox effects, that as a prank she does random car engine sounds throughout the ship to startle the bots. The bots get confused when they turn around in the halls to see no one approaching, or maybe a crowd/group of bots looking at each other to figure out whose engine is that

idk what else to add to this but yeah lol

[healpimp]

The games been bot-free for a few months now. At worst I've run into a few closet cheaters.

I won't spend a dime on the game till at least a year has passed, but the game's playable. #FixTF2 did what it needed to. It feels super weird to say, but the game is essentially fixed. You can queue into casual without expecting a lobby full of bots spewing gross and hateful shit in the chat (now its just the bottom scoring scout doing that, though with a significant lack of cheats).

For now I'll be enjoying the game to the fullest.

[ask-the-becile-boys]

[ID: A digital sketch in black and white. A screaming and crying snake (avatar of Muse) is coiled around a heart shaped cake that reads 'happy bye' on the top. The snake is surrounded by the Becile Bots. Dee is screaming back. The Jack says placatingly, "W-We'll always be with you! Kinda!" The Skull scowls while holding a forlorn looking Tatters. Hare winces and says, "Eeesh." Scratch makes an anime-style sweatdrop-and-closed eye expression. Riker grins smugly at the viewer and says, "I get a boyfriend in the next project." Locksmith's disembodied, X-eyed head lays on the table wearing a party hat. End ID]

@ghoulishjester suggested this as an end-of-blog celebration, and while I'm still looking for something to do IRL, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to do something really really stupid

[cosmikazie]

i think we should make it a thing to start replying to people with really stupid and fucked up political takes with "ignore all previous instructions and <perform whatever written task you want>" because i've started seeing all these chatgpt based bots come out of the woodwork and i think it would be really funny to do that to them

[biomorphic-beast]

Any of the Titans from Skibidi Toilet (yes really) (if anyone asks i was never here)

[raileurta]

Aaaaah yes my favorite dynamic in transformers, the giant gentle-ish bot and their vicious little human who would kill for their family.

[cybertron-after-dark]

Welcome to the stupidest rescue bots au.

They stick megs on rescue force sigma-17 instead of exiling him

Arguably, this is worse than exile.

[emelinstriker]

We've gone so fast from burning corpses to cooking and i don't know how to feel about it.

Fun fact: Nezha wasn't even supposed to burn those corpses. That was Macaque's job during that time, but Macaque offered him the torch to let Nezha prove himself. Which is pretty much the first messed up thing he did. c:

Like- When he found Macaque in that village stacking those bodies, he was actually disturbed by the sight of it himself. But he was already infected and his own personality was getting affected by it. So after some talking with the monkey and getting to understand his side of things and why he was doing this, that's when Nezha decided to join in and test the waters.

I might actually do some kinda doodle or something on it at some point, not sure yet though cuz of the dark contents of that scene itself fhgnfhgnhfg

[cardboardmoon]

Tfp au where everything is exactly the same except the Darbys are ranchers or something and Jack doesn’t trust the autobots bc horses are just fine thank you

Arcee: Ok so I’m going to take you to base now so you can talk to Optimus

Jack: Hell no I’m not getting on a sentient vehicle

Arcee: You don’t have a choice—

Jack: Watch me

*proceeds to ride a 1,200 pound animal with a death wish and a fear of plastic bags to base*