#bob’s burgers headcannon

[eeclare]

The kids made Bob a Smelliest Man Award and he hung it up by the grill 😭

[corvuscryptid]

I headcannon Tina Belcher growing up to become a famous, world renowned romance author. Ofc she can write anything, anything she writes is perfect. She does have other genres under her belt. However, Tina has loved love since a kid, she is definitely a romance writer because she just loves love.

[tallgirl14]

Do you have any favorite personal headcanons for the friend group or the different groups of kids?

The twins got Louise into anime, and the first anime they introduced her to was fullmetal alchemist brotherhood.

mr.fischouder gave Louise his old golf cart as a present for her 14/15th birthday because he bought a new one for himself. Now Louise and her friends ride around town in it, causing mayhem.

[amethysttheanarchist]

THEM

I crave desperately for more hcs regarding the pesto family

Especially with the boys and Jimmy pesto cause like despite jimmy jr and the twins probably living together, we barely see them interact with each other

If you have like any pesto hcs, tell me cause I need them or I will probably just pass away 💀

[multifandomshortstories]

I’ve got so many fanfic and oneshot ideas in my phone it’s unreal. They’ve been backed up since like 2020 but I’m always too nervous no one will like them 😭

[meaniezuchinni]

Everyone seems to think Louise won't get tall, and I don't know why? Like, she's only 9 in series, she could definitely get taller, and her parents aren't "short"?

To me, Louise is gonna remain the smallest one in the family fat-wise (arfid probably if we're honest), but I think of her as kinda tall and skinny in the future. Maybe not super tall, but she's not gonna be super short forever. Maybe she'll max out at 5'4" or 5'5". 5'6" max.

[winfreywrites]

bobs burger pride flag hcs

[prythianpages]

Dandelions | Azriel x Green Witch

So I was watching Bob’s Burgers and it gave me Az x Green Witch reader vibes so here are some memes from Bob's Burgers to go along with these headcannons no one asked for lol…

Green Witch:

This would be her @ her 3 little seedlings (in my head Cas comes up with this nickname and it sticks lol) before going on a date with Az

her dragging little Mel out of the principal’s office after she got in trouble for trying to hex a boy at school

bonus lol

Melaina, their first born, having a little existential crisis when she starts crushing on Eris’s son:

Alora, their second born. She’s a little love witch and wears her heart on her sleeve and just full of a lot of emotions:

Green witch is always there to support 💗

Az thought Mel was a handful until Alora learned how to talk lol. Though unlike Bob, I think he’d entertain her silly little questions when she sneaks into bed with them after a nightmare, no matter how sleepy he is. Bc this man adores his babes.

You can actually read the fic inspired by this scene here.

They do have a third child. Their first son, Dimitri, but he does not give off Gene vibes and also tumblr cut me off on how many more pics I can add so sorry I didn't include him.

[eeclare]

i present to you, sleepy linda

[babybatxxx]

Hai! I’m not sure if you still write for this fandom but you’re still the only regression blog that talks about Bistro Huddy as far as I know. Do you have anymore headcannons for that series? O~O

I do! Kinda! I decided to write Ruby headcannons bc she’s my favorite!

A bit occ T-T

-nibbling on pretzels 24/7

-uses non-toxic/skin safe markers and colors in her tattoos

-it’s not a kid friendly show but she likes watching bob burgers

-she used to watch chowder but she started criticizing the cooking

-I picture her having a big dog (German shepherd, pitbull, etc, yk) she would cuddle them to fall asleep

-the only ppl at the restaurant who knows about her regression is pickles, nico, Nicole, and Arron

-all of them finding out was an accident

-something just slipped out one day in the kitchen with Nico, Pickles, and Nicole (she was getting fries)

-“yeah, I did that once when I was age regresse- I-“ “regressed? Cool!” “Never would’ve guess that from you Ruby!” “I wasn’t supposed to hear that.”

-and one day she was on verge of a panic attack and half regressed in the walk in and Arron came in “oh you regress too?”

-prefers baggy clothes over onesies

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[pen136]

its been so long (like less than a week) since ive burger posted so here we go: headcanon list guys!

also cw - mentions of mental illness/trauma

bob : very much based off my own dad (one of my favorite people alive), bisexual, autistic depressed and clinically anxious, lies on the floor a lot because of back problems, works through injury and illness (the family's doing a bit better on money now but he's lived his whole life in fear of being unable to support the people he loves and their wellbeing), saw that tina aligned herself with femininity from when she was a really little kid (supports her endlessly, was the first one to buy her a dress), gives the kids his old records/cassettes/cds, quality time is his love language, loves crappy old movies from the 80s (like weird science), winona ryder was his childhood crush, tina shows him phoebe bridgers and he loves her (cries to kyoto bc dad issues), so desperately trying to not become his father, dreams about his mom a lot, has been getting gray hairs since he was 17 (purely from stress), bad episodes of insomnia, claims he doesn't mind being away from linda (if shes not in the same room as him for more than an hour he needs to cry, she is his absolute best friend), really adores teddy like a stupid younger brother, fucking hates mr frond with a burning passion

linda : truthfully i dont have much for her. i dont need to really give her any headcannons i worship her the way she is, but shes def adhd and autistic

gene : genderfluid (he/she), audhd, live laugh love fiona apple, bad sensory issues, cant wear pants unless theyre baggy, sisters buys him reusable earplugs, got linda's family's loudness, talks shit WAY too loud, jazz bitch, can surprisingly do a cartwheel really well, walks around belting 90s music (everyone hates it except lin), loves makeup and looks amazing in it (tina is secretly really pissed that he looks better in it than her), can fall asleep anywhere, will eat anything once, has bit alex/courtney as a form of affection (tina and louise too but theyre used to it), will sit on tinas floor and vent to her at any given moment, remembers nothing except for the most obscure random things about the people he loves, incorporates music in all of his school reports, loves salty food especially

louise : unlabeled (she/they), autistic, loves japanese candies and snacks, phone screen chronically cracked, permanently cold hands, tina does her hair, makes own jewelry and pins, loves broaches and mints but always forgets which is in which tin, has drank paint water by accident, very artistic, loves to draw in comic book/manga styles, secretly really enjoys being around jimmy jr (finds him really funny), loves a good ironic trucker hat, if you can read this the bitch fell off, needs glasses (ends up getting funky ones like lindas), short fingers that are always painted light green and pink, lots of scars on hands from skateboarding, learns bass later in life, starts saying "oh my god" like bob

tina : transfemme (she/her), autistic/has clinical anxiety and depression, speaks with the most subtle new york accent (residual from linda), multilingual (fluent in spanish, conversational in french, knows some korean, can say random words in various others), loves bad campy horror movies, incredibly soft but always sweaty hands, layers her hair (learns to cut her own), because of everything thats happened she is extremely paranoid about family dying, sensitive skin, has a bunch of digestive issues (throws up a lot), sometimes has violent tendencies (feels guilty for them always), sleep walking/chronic nightmares (wakes up screaming a lot), watches drag race with bob, #1 phoebe bridgers/lucy dacus/julien baker fan, adores sleater-kinney, loves riot grrl music, bites nails, extremely clumsy (scars), loves big jackets over dresses, takes naps because she cant sleep at night, truly is her fathers daughter

i do not think anyone will read this whole thing, but i hope you like it if you did

[piece-of-the-pie-if]

Is it possible we can get more info on MC’s family?

Yes! At the moment I'm still debating over a couple of things like naming them and how big the family is but!! As of right now (18/10/23) this is how the family is looking──

Mother, Amelia (placeholder name) is the current owner of the café/patisserie your family owns, she took over from her father who had taken over from his father. She's plump in frame and always covered in flour but her smile is always warm. Her eyes hold the 'don't mess with me' look but she's also fiercely protective of her child(ren) and anyone else she takes under her wing. She's a cool mom, in reality! She gives really good advice and is a very good listener. Inspirations include Molly Weasley (harry potter movies) Kitty Foreman (that 70s show) and Linda Belcher (bobs burgers).

Father, Andre (placeholder name) is a tall and bulky man with muscles for days and a thick mustache that grows very quickly and covers both of his lips more other than not! Strong but silent type, he doesn't talk much but he has a constant presence in your life. He took his wife's last name when they got married and was more than happy to help in the family business──he loves making bread. (Has cracked one or two 'breadwinner' jokes before) Inspirations include Tom Dupain (miraculous ladybug) and Jin (the dad from turning red).

Optional younger sibling, (unnamed) just moved up to middle school as MC moved to senior year. They're going through puberty and are in the middle of a growth spurt. (I have not fleshed them out further than this.)

Optional maternal uncle, Marco (placeholder name) has just gotten out of rehab (2 years sober now!) And has started living and working in the family café/patisserie until he can plant his feet firmly. He's a little closed off but it's mainly because he doesn't want to bother you or weird you out because of his past. He's very good at icing cakes/decorating pies!

Optional pet. I just love a family pet, however your family live above the café/patisserie so having a rambunctious pet may be an issue. I was thinking that the pet is rather old, having been your mother's since she was quite young. (In my personal headcannon it's a 13 year old jet black cat with an eye missing that just sits in the sun and graces the cafe/patisserie with their presence!)

I'm also thinking of giving players the option of choosing if they have two mother or two fathers... but if I do that I'll probably make them real characters instead of editable ones.

All in all, MCs family is very cosy, loving and supportive, which is the only thing not changing. With all the drama going on in this IF additional home life drama feels like it'd be too unbalanced.

+also what is this place called??? where you just sell sweet things/deserts and maybe also beverages??? Is it a café? Can café's be a family business????? I'm losing my mind every time I write café/patisserie pls help.

[toxic-gin]

So I now headcannon my version of Jeff (into the pit) sounding like Bob (Bob's burgers) and I remembered a cover of a song I love also sounds like that so now im losing my mind 😍

*kicking my feet, twirling my hair*

Song in question:

https://youtu.be/9tytQ0tQ5J4?si=ezof65SeCxRSvGrU

[comfortfood-sydcarm]

Headcannon

After cooking at "the apartment" Syd and Carm binge watch Bob's Burgers on the sofa. It's Syd's favorite because she always wanted to know what it would be like to have siblings. Plus it helps them to relax and have fun.

[selkied00dle]

Andy & Ollie Poplopovich 🍔 This is my redesign of the Pesto twins with my head cannons.

- Andy & Ollie are the younger twin brothers of Jimmy Jr, the two are inseparable, going & doing everything together. Ollie is the more clumsy one of the pair with usually a plaster on him somewhere & has a missing tooth from falling over his own feet.

-Andy is asexual & shows no interest in relationships right now just enjoys being with his brother. -Ollie is straight & likes has dated previously but didn’t work out because he brought his twin everywhere!

-At school the twins enjoy drama doing duo acts & playing characters attending all school plays.

-The twins wear different colours because Jimmy Pesto (their dad) kept mixing them up when the started to want the same hair cut, clothes etc so they could look completely identical .

[z0mbi3cr33pyyyy]

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