#bob’s burgers headcannon

[eeclare]

The kids made Bob a Smelliest Man Award and he hung it up by the grill 😭

[corvuscryptid]

I headcannon Tina Belcher growing up to become a famous, world renowned romance author. Ofc she can write anything, anything she writes is perfect. She does have other genres under her belt. However, Tina has loved love since a kid, she is definitely a romance writer because she just loves love.

[tallgirl14]

Do you have any favorite personal headcanons for the friend group or the different groups of kids?

The twins got Louise into anime, and the first anime they introduced her to was fullmetal alchemist brotherhood.

mr.fischouder gave Louise his old golf cart as a present for her 14/15th birthday because he bought a new one for himself. Now Louise and her friends ride around town in it, causing mayhem.

[amethysttheanarchist]

THEM

I crave desperately for more hcs regarding the pesto family

Especially with the boys and Jimmy pesto cause like despite jimmy jr and the twins probably living together, we barely see them interact with each other

If you have like any pesto hcs, tell me cause I need them or I will probably just pass away 💀

[multifandomshortstories]

I’ve got so many fanfic and oneshot ideas in my phone it’s unreal. They’ve been backed up since like 2020 but I’m always too nervous no one will like them 😭

[meaniezuchinni]

Everyone seems to think Louise won't get tall, and I don't know why? Like, she's only 9 in series, she could definitely get taller, and her parents aren't "short"?

To me, Louise is gonna remain the smallest one in the family fat-wise (arfid probably if we're honest), but I think of her as kinda tall and skinny in the future. Maybe not super tall, but she's not gonna be super short forever. Maybe she'll max out at 5'4" or 5'5". 5'6" max.

[winfreywrites]

bobs burger pride flag hcs

[sillinesslolz]

Idk

Ok so I was reading fanfics and I decided that Hugo, Ron, Trev, and Jimmy Pesto would all be in a friend group.

Trev: Trev would be friends with Jimmy (obviously) and would know but not be friends with Hugo, he has probably interacted with Hugo because Hugo is friends with Jimmy in cannon (I'm pretty sure) and if Hugo and Ron has inspected Jimmys place before (which they probably have before in the past), they probably haven't really talked but if they have then they probably wouldn't a lot. He probably wouldn't know Ron but they would probably wave to each other.

Hugo: Hugo would be friends with both Ron (obvi) and Jimmy. Like I said with Trev, he would probably interact with Trev sometimes but not a lot. As in "They Serve Horses, Don't They?" he finds Jimmy Pesto "handsome" (which I find funny) and he also calls him dumb, by calling someone a idiot you would have to know the person that isn't smart. I'm not explaining the Ron relationship as we already know their relationship.

Jimmy: I kinda explained his relationships with the others but He would probably kinda know Ron, he would probably not really talk to him if Jimmy, Hugo, and Ron were hanging out, when they would be hanging out and Hugo had to do something him and Ron would probably talk a little.

Ron: I mostly explained the rest of what his relationships would be but I'll focus or on Ron and Trev, I feel like they'd wave at each other or say hi during whenever Ron and Hugo were inspecting the place. Once the friend group formed they would probably be friends.

Why I think this: Jimmy and Hugo would probably be the reason, Trev would probably beg to come because Jimmy would describe Hugo as "one of his closest friends" or something like that, Trev would prob want to meet him because as someone who is in a friend group this is kinda how these form. Ron was probably sometimes hanging out if he was invited by Hugo.

Just a silly thing I like, sorry if this doesn't make sense lol, I'm not bad at writing something that would be in character.

[selkied00dle]

Silly little Belcher teen comic Louise having a little moan at Tina ‘bout her gf Tammy My Tina is polyamorous

[eeclare]

I feel like we don’t talk about Bob’s hyperfixation on Cake enough lol. Literally so relatable

[prythianpages]

Dandelions | Azriel x Green Witch

So I was watching Bob’s Burgers and it gave me Az x Green Witch reader vibes so here are some memes from Bob's Burgers to go along with these headcannons no one asked for lol…

Green Witch:

This would be her @ her 3 little seedlings (in my head Cas comes up with this nickname and it sticks lol) before going on a date with Az

her dragging little Mel out of the principal’s office after she got in trouble for trying to hex a boy at school

bonus lol

Melaina, their first born, having a little existential crisis when she starts crushing on Eris’s son:

Alora, their second born. She’s a little love witch and wears her heart on her sleeve and just full of a lot of emotions:

Green witch is always there to support 💗

Az thought Mel was a handful until Alora learned how to talk lol. Though unlike Bob, I think he’d entertain her silly little questions when she sneaks into bed with them after a nightmare, no matter how sleepy he is. Bc this man adores his babes.

You can actually read the fic inspired by this scene here.

They do have a third child. Their first son, Dimitri, but he does not give off Gene vibes and also tumblr cut me off on how many more pics I can add so sorry I didn't include him.

[reginageorgesgirlfriend3020]

Caitlin Clark as your girlfriend headcannons (Part 18)

Every time you pass an online course and graduate from the course and get a certificate she will celebrate with you

She will get a graduation present of your choice and an iced coffee as a treat

She got you a football jersey and red foam runners shoes

She knows you love football but will tease you jokingly about you loving basketball more because you’re the girlfriend of a basketball star

And you said jokingly you wish Cc (Caitlin Clark) was a football star so you can be her cheerleader

Calls you pet names like baby. And mama. And hot mama

Annoys you when you don’t finish your food because you ate 3 apples before dinner

Is huuuuge on PDA. (Public display of affection). Will say to people “This is my girlfriend (Y/n)! She’s so preettyyy!!” And, “Look-y at who I’m dating!!”

”Ohhhhh”. You groaned like Tina from Bob’s burgers. “Do you have to do that?”. You asked sounding like the animated character Daria.

Caitlin giggled. “How else am I supposed to let people know you’re mine and I am yours?” She said. She winked at you.

[eunoias-blog0]

AHAHA YESS TYTYTY

OK so a lot of these apply to him and my oc, Angelica, but they also work in general so yehshdhajs

He's fluent in Spanish but also in Greek because his parents took him to Greece as a child with Felix on vacation and he swears that they have the best food

Hes a licensed chiropractor but probably had to threaten someone to get it

Calls his s/o Dove, or a strange variation of their name that nobody else uses.

Gives THE best forehead kisses

He gets mad flustered when anyone compliments him or flirts with him in Spanish

He has a tumblr account and posts the weirdest shit imaginable but it just looks like normal shitposting and he has a crap ton of followers cause he posts stuff like "My cousin tried to kill me again, I think there's a red flag there" and everyone's just like "Big L, this guys insane"

This one is more specific to him and my oc ship, but his s/o makes him start a tiktok account and he makes the weirdest videos with Felix and they become a huge meme to the point of getting recognised

He's a really really good swimmer and was caught by his dad throwing him into the pool when he was 4 and he almost drowned

I have more but that's all I can think of off the top of my head lol ty for listening

hi im very awkward but I was wondering if u would like to hear some of my calvin headcannons ? ÷)

Sure, totally.

[piece-of-the-pie-if]

Is it possible we can get more info on MC’s family?

Yes! At the moment I'm still debating over a couple of things like naming them and how big the family is but!! As of right now (18/10/23) this is how the family is looking──

Mother, Amelia (placeholder name) is the current owner of the café/patisserie your family owns, she took over from her father who had taken over from his father. She's plump in frame and always covered in flour but her smile is always warm. Her eyes hold the 'don't mess with me' look but she's also fiercely protective of her child(ren) and anyone else she takes under her wing. She's a cool mom, in reality! She gives really good advice and is a very good listener. Inspirations include Molly Weasley (harry potter movies) Kitty Foreman (that 70s show) and Linda Belcher (bobs burgers).

Father, Andre (placeholder name) is a tall and bulky man with muscles for days and a thick mustache that grows very quickly and covers both of his lips more other than not! Strong but silent type, he doesn't talk much but he has a constant presence in your life. He took his wife's last name when they got married and was more than happy to help in the family business──he loves making bread. (Has cracked one or two 'breadwinner' jokes before) Inspirations include Tom Dupain (miraculous ladybug) and Jin (the dad from turning red).

Optional younger sibling, (unnamed) just moved up to middle school as MC moved to senior year. They're going through puberty and are in the middle of a growth spurt. (I have not fleshed them out further than this.)

Optional maternal uncle, Marco (placeholder name) has just gotten out of rehab (2 years sober now!) And has started living and working in the family café/patisserie until he can plant his feet firmly. He's a little closed off but it's mainly because he doesn't want to bother you or weird you out because of his past. He's very good at icing cakes/decorating pies!

Optional pet. I just love a family pet, however your family live above the café/patisserie so having a rambunctious pet may be an issue. I was thinking that the pet is rather old, having been your mother's since she was quite young. (In my personal headcannon it's a 13 year old jet black cat with an eye missing that just sits in the sun and graces the cafe/patisserie with their presence!)

I'm also thinking of giving players the option of choosing if they have two mother or two fathers... but if I do that I'll probably make them real characters instead of editable ones.

All in all, MCs family is very cosy, loving and supportive, which is the only thing not changing. With all the drama going on in this IF additional home life drama feels like it'd be too unbalanced.

+also what is this place called??? where you just sell sweet things/deserts and maybe also beverages??? Is it a café? Can café's be a family business????? I'm losing my mind every time I write café/patisserie pls help.

[comfortfood-sydcarm]

Headcannon

After cooking at "the apartment" Syd and Carm binge watch Bob's Burgers on the sofa. It's Syd's favorite because she always wanted to know what it would be like to have siblings. Plus it helps them to relax and have fun.

[babybatxxx]

If your an agere blog who likes bobs burgers PLS make regressor Dillon headcannons I just watched the episode she’s in and I love her she’s so me

Or just someone who would make regressor/cg headcannons of any of the belcher children

PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!