#boanthropy

[coyotecoining]

one of our NAHEs wants to be programmed I CAN'T

Anyway system update

we have been medically recognized as having HC-DID, boanthropy, and Klüver–Bucy Syndrome! We have always felt like we were a cow stuck in a human body, so now we are officially diagnosed!

several world famous neurologists are studying us to understand systems more which is very exciting! HC-DID is being discussed as entering the DSM-6 and discussion of us and RAMCOA systems is entering scientific journals!

also we got cheated on lol

-Neuvilette

[faraz1983]

The most renowned historical account of Boanthropy is found in the Biblical story of King Nebuchadnezzar II, as documented in the Book of Daniel. According to the scripture, Nebuchadnezzar was punished by God for his hubris and was made to live like a beast, grazing in the fields for seven years until he acknowledged the sovereignty of God. While some interpret this story metaphorically, others consider it an early account of Boanthropy.

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Connaissez-vous la boanthropie ?

Une nouvelle tendance, se développe. Elle consiste à se prendre pour un bovin et à se comporter en conséquence. Si vous voulez briller en public un mot à glisser dans une conversation

[blond3ang3l]

Eren is a geek lover. He absolutely is enamored with you. Watching your lips with every word you spoke. The way you got excited telling him about every single new detail of the things you got interested in. Eren worked hard as a famous rnb singer, long days in the studio trying to perfect his songs. Then having to perform when he literally had the WORST anxiety known to man. It always felt like someone needed him and was on his ass about something.

But he did it all for you. For moment like this were he could come home and listen to you tell him. About the things you’ve watched in your huge list of video essays that you had in a playlist on YouTube. How you lit up telling him different facts from how the dating game killer had a coworker that also happened to be a serial killer and he didn’t know to the conspiracy theory of the 27 club, no matter what you said it always made you so happy and seeing you all giddy and stimming while you talked to him made him so content with his life.

…and his dick very hard

“I know cotards syndrome, Koro, Diogenes, fregoli, hypochondria, pica, capgras, boanthropy, apotenmophilia, kulver bulcy, ekbom, erotomania, Stendhal. Pics is like one of the more well known. You know that show my strange addiction that we watch together? Yeah so like those people who eat the random shit like the lady who ate rocks- omg that reminds me!”

Erens ass was not listening one bit. He was watching you, watching your body. You guys had been apart for a little over a month so could do a very short tour in another country and he was sick as fuck that he couldn’t bring you. Everyone knew it too. His attitude fucking sucked that trip. He was antsy, his anxiety was through the roof, he snapped at everyone, overall he fucking hated it. But now, sitting here with you he finally felt at peace.

You were sitting on his lap, yapping his ear off. His eyes couldn’t help but wander to your legs which lead him to notice you were wearing his boxers. The way your thick thighs filled them out compared to his own, he couldn’t resist grabbing them. Grabbing them led to groping them, which lead to him sneaking his hands under the boxer. This caught you off guard and stopped your sudden rant with a small gasp. He chuckled and slipped two fingers in his mouth covering them in his saliva before slipping them back under the boxers.

“Cmon baby, keeping telling me about the little videos.”

He had to have been joking. No way was he just gonna pretend he wasn’t teasing you. Like his finger wasn’t circling around your aching hole.

“Go on I’m waiting baby. Keeping telling me bout what you learned.”

As much as you wanted to roll your eyes you knew it would get you no where. This wasn’t a new thing, eren was always so needy. It was always worse after a tour. Even if it had only been a relatively short one.

“Okay well like I was saying, erotomania is something that a lot of celebrity stalkers have. Especially kpop ones. It’s when someone genuinely believes they’re in a relationship with a celebrity. Remember that girl that literally would follow you to the airport? That crazy bitch probably had it.”

Eren couldn’t help but bite his lip as he listened to you go on. God you looked so fucking good. Your hair looked so good. He was so glad he got you your own personal stylist so you never had to worry about needing to go to a shop or someone else’s house. You smelled so good too. That vanilla body oil you used was just fucking irresistible. He didn’t know whether he liked that one or the strawberry poundcake one more. Either way it only made him want you more.

He slowly slid a finger inside you, watching your face contort as you tried to keep your composure. A deep chuckle erupted from his throat. He missed seeing your face. Facetime wasn’t enough. Having to sneak off to the bathroom to jerk off to pictures and homemade pornos wasn’t enough for him. He needed to see you. To feel you. He slid his free hand up your shirt, groping your chest as he thrusted finger in out and of you.

“R-ren, fuck. Cmon baby, how am i supposed to talk while you’re doing this.”

Your whines only made eren smile as he thrusted a second finger inside you. He watched you as you threw your head back while crying out. He was enjoying every second of teasing you. You were so impatient and he knew it. That’s why he catered to every need you had. You hated having to wait and tended to be bratty when you did. So he made everything about you. Whatever you wanted you had. But this time he needed to be selfish. He wanted to watch you come undone first. And that’s exactly what we’re doing.

Your tight grip on his shoulders told him everything. Your nails were digging deep into his skin as you pushed back against his fingers. You didn’t want to admit it but you missed Ren so much. Your fingers and toys didn’t compare to what he could do. How he could prolong your orgasm by teasing you. He could feel you leaking all over his thigh, his boxers now all sticky along with his thigh. He slowly slid his fingers out of you causing you whine.

He didn’t feel bad at all. It was about him this time. He gripped your hips dragging you along his thigh, making it even more of a mess. You hid your face out of embarrassment. It was too much at how he could make you a whiny mess. No other man could do this to you but him.

You couldn’t help the small noises that fell past your lips as you grinded against his thigh. Eren shivered feeling your warm breath against the side of his neck. The way you tugged at his hair he knew you were close. He could read your body like a damn book.

“Cmon baby, almost there. Let me see you.”

“F-fuck ren, I cant.”

Eren wasn’t having that at all. You couldn’t what? You were gonna disobey him? No chance in hell. He gripped your jaw forcing you to look at him

“You telling me no baby? I could have sworn I said I wanted to see your face. I’ve been gone for a long time and you think your whining is gonna stop me?”

You loved moment like this when Eren suddenly got serious. He was…well he was very off Standish which came off to mean as others. But he babied you. The moment you told him no thought after he told you to do something? It was like a switch flipped in him. His tight grip on your face was only turning you on more which made you rut against his leg faster.

“You’re gonna be good aren’t you baby? Gonna cum for me like a good little whore?”

You eagerly nodded as you bit your lip. You could only cry out his name as you came all over his thigh, making a mess in his boxers. Eren kept his grip on your face to make sure you maintained eye contact the entire time. A smirk creeping on his face as you came.

“There you go baby, let’s go get you cleaned up..”

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@merakidoll Eren fic just like I promised🫶🏽

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Based of a conversation with my boyfriend where I literally was going on about mental illness during my rant about the many video essays I watch

[irkedisaac]

alexandria hypatia break, just heard a heart line i never really registered: she has a patient with boanthropy somewhere. boanthropy is a disorder where you think you're a cow.

has this cow lady just gone untreated for the months hypatia was imprisoned? there's just a cow lady around? there's no patients in addermire, was cow lady just released? i want to know how she's doing

[lill-cute-fluffy-devil]

Did you know that mosquitos have 47 teeth and that boanthropy is the psychological disorder in which patients believe they are a cow

Why the hell are you in my ask box with this?! Lmao. Moo. *dies of laughter*

[jbfly46]

10 Weird Psychology Facts According to psychtronics.com

1.  82% of people would feel more confident approaching an attractive person if they had their dog with them, a survey found.

2. Boanthropy is a psychological disorder where people think they're cows.

3. Living in sight of water can make you calmer, happier and more creative, a study found.

4. If you announce your goals to others, you are less likely to make them happen because you lose motivation, studies confirmed.

3. Your mind "rewrites" monotonous speech of boring people to make it sound more interesting.

4. There are more than 400 distinct phobias well recognized by psychologists.

5. Your favorite song is probably your favorite because you associate it with an emotional event in your life.

6. The type of music you listen to affects the way you perceive the world.

7. Spending money on others yields more happiness than spending it on yourself a study concluded.

8. Phobophobia is the fear of having a phobia.

9. The key to happiness is spending your money on experiences rather than possessions, according to studies.

10. Romantic love is biochemically indistinguishable from having a severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I don’t think these people are well adapted to measure and compute “romantic love”.

[unclewileys-bahblog]

Name: craig

Titles: trucker

Age: 36

Gender: male

Pronouns: he/they

Sexuality: straight

Species: human, vampire

Ethnicity: Caucasian, specifically polish with some russian background

Source: headmade, some lemon demon songs

Roles: traumaholder, gatekeeper, overseer

CisIDs: schizophrenia, hatsune miku personality disorder, sudden onset trance disorder, boanthropy

TransIDs: transninja, transAAC, transwheelchair

Paraphiles: none

Other Labels: up to you

Appearance:up to you

Aesthetic: ligne claire, mcbling, shiny suit 97, alt, blokette, arcadecore, light boredom, roadcore, americana, country boy, monkshood

WOW! THAT IS A LOT!!

ENJOY HIM, YOU FREAK!!!

Name: Craig Anderson

Titles: Trucker

Age: 36

Gender: Cis male

Pronouns: He/him, They/them

Sexuality: Straight

Species: Human, Vampire

Ethnicity: Caucasian, Polish + Russian background

Source: Brainmade, Cabinet Man, LawnMower, Jaws

Roles: Traumaholder, Gatekeeper, Overseer

CisIDs: Schizophrenic, Hatsune Miku Personality Disorder, Sudden Onset Trance Disorder, Boanthropy, Brown hair, Heterochromia (red & brown), Freckles, Facial hair, Fat, Pointed ears, Fangs

TransIDS: TransAACUser, TransNinja, TransWheelchairUser

Paraphiles: N/A

Other Labels: Panromantic, Brown Swiss Cattle Therian

Appearance: LOOK AT THE PICREW

Aesthetic: LISTED ABOVE. IM NOT WRITING ALL THAT

Inspirations: UHHHH IDK? BASICALLY I JUST MADE A CHILL VAMPIRE GUY WITH A PROSTHETIC

Picrews Used: 1

HERE HE IS!

- Mod Jasper

[factsfair]

What Are Shocking Facts?

Shocking facts broaden our perspective and challenge our assumptions about everything from the size of nature to the complex functions of the human body.

Let's explore several amazing facts that will make you question everything you previously believed to be true.

What Are Shocking Facts?

The following are some surprising and shocking facts that might surprise you,

1. Cloud Weight

The average cloud has a mass of one million tonnes. This is because of its density and volume, which let it float in spite of its huge weight.

2. Giraffes and Lightning

Compared to us, giraffes are 30 times more likely to be struck by lightning. Based on confirmed cases and the rather small giraffe population, this statistic was calculated.

3. Identical Twins

The fingerprints of identical twins are not alike. The environment a baby is exposed to while developing in the womb affects its unique fingerprint patterns.

4. Earth’s Rotation

The rate at which the Earth rotates is decreasing, adding roughly 1.8 seconds to a day's duration every century.

5. Brain Function

Phagocytosis is the technique and other shocking facts that your brain uses to continuously eat smaller cells or molecules to stay healthy.

6. Longest Dinosaur Poop

Scientists are learning more about the nutrition of dinosaurs because of the discovery of the largest fossilized dinosaur poo fragment, which is almost 30 cm long.

7. Cosmic Latte

Astronomers have concluded that the typical color of the universe is a beige tint known as "Cosmic Latte."

8. Unique Animal Perception

Animals experience their surroundings differently than humans do because of the way they view time.

9. Tallest Mountains

When compared to Mount Everest, Mauna Kea in Hawaii is technically higher since it is based on the ocean floor.

10. Human Teeth

Since human teeth are the only organ in the body that is incapable of healing itself, dental care is necessary for healthy living.

11. Egg-Laying Animals

Beneath their abdomens, reptiles, and birds are examples of animals without belly buttons. This is due to the fact that, like mammals, they lack an umbilical cord.

12. Mr. Potato Head

A major point in the history of marketing was reached when this iconic toy became the first to be promoted on television.

13. Boanthropy

This is a psychological condition in which an individual acts and thinks like an ox or cow.

14. Alligators and Manatees

Manatees and alligators have an unusual relationship in the animal kingdom; alligators will give manatees the right of way if they are swimming close to one another.

15. Canned Baked Beans

Despite their name, canned baked beans are actually stewed rather than baked.

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[coyotecoining]

our vomit is turning green because we've been eating so much grass lol

also we might get admitted cuz we're apparently harming ourselves by doing this

-Neuvilette

(also I have been frontstuck for the last, like, week. i've had to make sure we voted, got groceries, and other shit we needed to do. im tired as hell. the fronting controls are wacky.

also why are their so many german speaking psychologists?)

[theiloveyousong]

[PANCH, spoken]

Miss Ostrovsky, your word is boanthropy.

[OLIVE, spoken]

Oh, wait. One second. Please, ma'am, could you not sit in that seat?

(sung)

I saved a chair for my dad

In the fourth row on the aisle

And it may take him a while

But when he gets here, that's his chair

'Cause my mother's in an ashram in India

I saved a chair for her too

But it's merely symbolic

As daily she washes herself in the Ganges

And I live in a house

Where there's an oversized dictionary

That I read

As a girl

On the toilet

I love my dictionary

And I love the indented border

Every word's in alphabetical order

Ergo, lost things always can be found

And I wrap my head around

The fact that in one book

Is the entire language of our species

Which is a favorite term of Nietzche's

Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary

Are the friends that I'll have forever

More than the friends I have made in school

[CHIP & CONEYBEAR]

She's such a lovely girl

With a lovely little voice

[SCHWARZY]

And I heard that she's pro-choice

Though still a virgin

[RONA]

And she talks into her hand

An often used technique

[OLIVE]

What you do not understand

Is once I say it then I've said it

[RONA]

And so much to her credit

She talks into her hand and turns aside

[OLIVE]

So I will not make a mistake and be disqualified

(spoken)

Boanthropy. B-o-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-y? Boanthropy?

[PANCH, spoken]

That is correct

[OLIVE & RONA]

My (her) friend the dictionary

Is a very reliable friend

[OLIVE, RONA, SPELLERS]

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

Bah dah dah dah dah dah dah

VERY un joy filled. TRY AGAIN

[randomfaxforyou]

Boanthropy Facts

Person: I'm a cow. Me: You have boanthropy, a psychological disorder in which a person believes themselves to be a cow.

[decent-jellyfish]

Boanthropy is the psychological disorder in which patients believe they are a cow.

[rotting-bones-will-sing]

For 1: Many physically-identifying therians, they identify that way because "My mind is that of an animal, therefore my body belongs to an animal, therefore it is an animal's body. Ergo, even if I don't look like it, my body is that of an animal's because I feel internally that I'm an animal". There's certainly more explanations others may use, but that's the most common one we hear beyond CL and CZ. We're personally physically identifying because we're a clinical lycanthrope, so we don't have as much insight into that one.

For 2 and 3:

Clinical lycanthropy is the delusional belief that one can physically turn into an animal, although lycanthropy is most typically used solely for wolves whereas zoanthropy is for animals other than wolves (some of which have their own specific terms, eg cynanthropy being dogs, boanthropy being cows/bovines, ailuranthropy being cats, etc) or for when one believes they can physically turn into multiple different animals.

While sure, delusions can be spurred on in part by trauma, and they can also be part of things like personality disorders (eg, NPD especially with delusions of grandeur; schizotypal personality disorder can sometimes lead to very brief delusions, although from what we know, they don't tend to last more than a few hours), mood disorders (depression and bipolar with psychotic features), and even OCD (among others), it's most commonly part of schizospec disorders such as schizoaffective, schizophrenia, and delusional disorder.

Clinical lycanthropy/zoanthropy isn't just believing internally (mentally, emotionally, etc) that you're an animal, it's believing that you can physically turn into one, or that you otherwise physically are one; not just in the sense of "I have an animal mind, so this is an animal's body", but in the sense of "my body is quite literally a wolf's body and not a human's body". It also commonly comes with hallucinations (but not always! They're not absolutely required; hallucinations may inform the delusion, but you don't need hallucinations to have the delusion), in our experience especially somatic hallucinations (that is, hallucinations where it feels as though your body is changing; this can be hard to distinguish from phantom limbs, if it's distinguishable at all. We always have a muzzle, paws, tail, and ears of a wolf; they're physically part of our body, even if others can't see them under the human facade. Not every CL/CZ has the experience of having a human facade, so keep that in mind), but also visual and tactile hallucinations are common. A lot of clinicals also experience physical pain associated with transforming; many of us can feel the twisting and changing of our bones, muscles, ligaments, etc as we transform. (Again, not required, just very common.)

How CL presents for us:

We are literally, physically a wolf. Our body is that of a wolf's. We can feel our hind legs, our tail, our ears, our muzzle, our teeth, our paws, our fur--the human facade gives us some benefits, such as singing, typing, and eating chocolate/drinking coffee, but ultimately, we're a wolf and always have been. We know we had exams done on us as an infant because of "worrying signs" (the excuse being they worried that a physical trait we had could indicate deafness), and we're of the belief that the doctors changed our body to "apply" the human facade without our parents' knowledge, make us look human to humans and the human-bodied; as a result, our body has been falling apart beneath it, because it's being physically twisted into a shape it's not supposed to exist in. We have zoochosis (or at least, we're fairly certain we do) because we're a wild wolf trapped in the simultaneously under- and overstimulating environments of human society. We have to hide it all, because if we don't, the humans will try to "fix" us again, which will simply make everything even worse for us just like it did when they tried the first time.

I will admit something, I learned about therianthopy from tiktok.

While this may be not so bad of a thing, I still feel like I may be misinformed about certain things.

1) How can a therian identify as physical? wouldn’t that mean they have physical components of their theriotype? (I’m hella autistic this is how I see it)

2) if therianthopy can be induced from trauma (on some occasions) how come that isn’t called clinical lycanthropy?

3) what is the difference between clinical zoanthropy and clinical lycanthropy?

I do apologise if these questions come off insensitive, but I’d really like to make myself more informed !!

[blond3ang3l]

🌷♡₊˚geek lover! eren🦢・₊✧

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This is a remake of the already geek lover eren, but specifically a sfw version but I actually really love this story

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Eren is a geek lover. He absolutely is enamored with you. Watching your lips with every word you spoke. The way you got excited telling him about every single new detail of the things you got interested in. Eren worked hard as a famous rnb singer, long days in the studio trying to perfect his songs. Then having to perform when he literally had the WORST anxiety known to man. It always felt like someone needed him and was on his ass about something.

But he did it all for you. So you can have everything your heart desired. He left nothing behind when it came to you. You wanted to see a new sci fi movie? He already bought out the theater. There’s a new podcast you like? He’s downloaded all the episodes for you on both yours and his phone. Don’t even get started on books. On your first date you mentioned you like to read and study psychology in your free time. Once you moved in he had your very own book room built for you. Carefully picking out each book for you on his own. Your own desk and room for you todo your writings in. He even surprised you with a laptop and camera so you can start your own podcast! He just wanted to show you how much he loved and supported you.

For moment like this were he could come home and listen to you tell him. About the things you've watched in your huge list of video essays that you had in a playlist on YouTube. How you lit up telling him different facts from how the dating game killer had a coworker that also happened to be a serial killer and he didn't know to the conspiracy theory of the 27 club, no matter what you said it always made you so happy and seeing you all giddy and stimming while you talked to him made him so content with his life.

"I know cotards syndrome, Koro, Diogenes, fregoli, hypochondria, pica, capgras, boanthropy, apotenmophilia, kulver bulcy, ekbom, erotomania, Stendhal. Pics is like one of the more well known. You know that show my strange addiction that we watch together? Yeah so like those people who eat the random shit like the lady who ate rocks- omg that reminds me!"

Erens ass was not listening one bit. He was watching you, watching your body. You guys had been apart for a little over a month so could do a very short tour in another country and he was sick as fuck that he couldn't bring you.

Everyone knew it too. His attitude fucking sucked that trip. He was antsy, his anxiety was through the roof, he snapped at everyone, overall he fucking hated it. But now, sitting here with you he finally felt at peace.

You were sitting on his lap, yapping his ear off.His eyes couldn't help but wander to your legs which lead him to notice you were wearing his boxers. Your hands thick thighs were filling them out so well. His hands moved to grip them as he watched you talk. You’d kill him later for not listening but he just felt so much dread when he was away from you that he couldn’t help but just stare at you forever.

“Rennie, papa are you okay? You’re getting all red. Are you feeling sick baby?”

You were worried, he had a bad history of getting sick easily. With him coming back from another country he could have likely caught something. It would hurt your heart to know he wasn’t feeling well.

“I’m fine baby. Keep going. I wanna hear you talk.”

“Are you sure baby? We can go lay down if you’d like.”

It warmed his heart how much you cared for him. You made him the man he was. He used to be so closed off to anyone that wasn’t your friends mikasa and armin. You taught him how to deal with the grief of life and got him therapy to get through the rough days of his depression. He just loved you so much and truly couldn’t imagine being anywhere without you.

“I’m fine baby, just missed you so much..”

For my girlie @merakidoll