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[feral-mouse]

OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE DIED OSJPAJFJKS. I'M SO SORRY RANDY IS SUCH A HARD BITCH TO SURVIVE 😭😭😭. But anyways, let's get into the statistics 👀

I sadly won't be going through every character, but I'll try to explain my rankings

You can find the template here

First I'm gonna provide some color coding assignments, so if you wanna look for a specific oc, it'll be easier to do so lol

RED: Squirrel, Skull, Eugene

ORANGE: Tantrum, Clove, Fester, Elowyn

YELLOW: Cyrus

GREEN: Davis

BLUE: Dan, Bo, Oenis

PURPLE: Conrad, Ronny

PINK: Kalani, Colin, Vesper, Theo, Sable

Most/Least Likely to get Kidnapped

Dan is at the number one slot. SOMEONE HELP HIM. RANDY HAS BEEN MEANING TO EAT HIM FOR MONTHS NOW PSJFJSKA. THE SECOND DAVIS IS OUT OF THE PICTURE, DAN IS A DEAD MAN

Squirrel is next. Since she loves climbing trees, this means she's always out in the woods, and has a high likelihood of bumping into Randy lol

Then I have Conrad in third place because honestly, I feel like she's a danger magnet pajjcjs. Maybe she's seen way too many people bring Randy back to their hotel rooms, only for them to be found dead the next night. She made the mistake to confront him about it 😤

I've placed the people in the middle because I feel like they wouldn't be as likely to run into Randy, whether it's because they hang out in the wrong crowds, or because they won't venture the woods at night lol. It is leading with Vesper and Bo because they would smell delicious. Randy would approach them first 😔 pshjcksl

The last five starts with Fester. He might be too intimidating for Randy to try to eat lol. Randy does not want to get into a losing fight 😤. Next is Cyrus, who is only placed so low because he is VERY CAUTIOUS. He is making sure not to run into ANYONE. He wants to stay hidden. Davis is after him because if Randy goes after him, Dan might start to get suspicious. And he does honestly get the vibes that Davis wants to kill him too (he does lol). Oenis is there because he honestly does not look appetizing at all 😭. He looks so dirty and like he'd taste gross 😭

Then in the very last place is Skull. RANDY DOES NOT WANNA GET INTO A FIGHT WITH THIS GUY. HE COULD VERY CLEARLY OVERPOWER RANDY, AND HE DOES NOT WANNA TAKE THE RISK PSJFJKSL

Favorite/Horrendous Victim

Davis 👏 is 👏 number 👏 one 👏 👁👁. HUNT THAT BITCH DOOOOWN. Randy would honestly love to hunt Davis. Give him a taste of his own medicine. He'd love to put him in his place. Randy is actually stronger than Davis. Davis would put up a good fight, and it'd definitely be very fun for Randy to watch him struggle, but unfortunately, he is going to end up dead. Randy has a vendetta against Davis. Not only is Davis preventing him from kidnapping Dan, but he's also just so passively aggressive in general. He gets bad vibes from Davis, and feels like Davis is constantly judging him (which he is). Randy hates those types of people

Squirrel and Colin are next because Randy would have a blast hunting them down. I feel like Squirrel's not the type to go down without a fight. You know she's gonna be climbing up trees and using that to her advantage. It's gonna be something that Randy's never seen before. Sure, people have climbed the trees to get away from him, but Squirrel is different, she's experienced, she knows what she's doing and she's swift with it. For Colin, Randy would be mesmerized by his outfit, and also he'd love watching Colin squirm and freak out lol. He's such a cutie that you could gobble right up! 😋

Starting from Theo, Randy starts to have less of an enjoyable time because these people are fighting back lol. He does love a good chase, but also he does NOT like dying. If you're fighting him with the intent to kill, he's putting a stop to that immediately. That being said, I do still think Randy would have a good time interacting with some of them. Theo seems super nice, and Tantrum would honestly be a blast to fight, he would love her spirit >:). Clove would be very fascinating as well, considering he's a fox beastkin. After the initial awe though, Randy is going to have to adjust to fighting him. I'd imagine Clove is very nimble, so that would really catch Randy off guard

Eugene's right in the middle because he would be too boring, he's too passive 😔 pzjfks. Ronny and Sable would be too eager to kill Randy, so he doesn't like them either lol. Same with Skull, Cyrus, and Fester, except they'd REALLY wanna kill Randy osjfkl

Elowyn is in last place because Randy would honestly just find her annoying psjfksk. She would be going into this too tactically. She is coming up with plans and backup plans, trying to figure out how to use the woods to her advantage, coming up with ways to manipulate Randy. But all of that shit would fly over his head. Nothing she says is gonna land with him. He's just gonna be like "she talks way too much and I don't get any of it 🙄" before stabbing her in the stomach lol

DEAD

For the last section, I'm gonna start by talking about the people who die lol

Unfortunately, Vesper, Bo, Dan, Conrad, Elowyn, Eugene, Colin, Cyrus, and Tantrum getting EATEN PAJFKSKA. The others are getting eaten too, but they're dying in a scuffle. I'm sure everyone is fighting back, but these guys are fighting back. Tantrum and Cyrus are too, but I feel like they're easier to take down than the last three

Survivors who KILLED

Theo, Skull, and Clove are killing Randy. Of course, Theo is immortal lol. So even if Randy somehow kills him, Theo is getting back up when Randy least expects it and is stabbing him in the back

Skull's massive size and wolf strength is easily overpowering Randy

I feel like Clove would also get the upper hand on Randy because he's not used to hunting people who are so quick. Clove is dodging all of his swings and it would honestly freak him out lol. Randy wouldn't be thinking straight in his panic 😔

FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HE SPARES

He is vibing. He is chilling. They are all having a good time

Once Randy learns that Sable has been the one who's dumping bodies in the middle of the woods, they are immediately becoming best friends pekfkw. Killer solidarity. Sable needs a way to get rid of the bodies, and Randy needs to eat

I think Kalani would know exactly what to say to win Randy over and spare her, whether they end up as friends or lovers 😌

Squirrel is also just so cool. I could see them getting along really quickly lol. Randy might stop hunting her in the middle of it because her vibes are fantastic

Oenis is also surviving because the two of them would also get along lol. They have the same type of humor, and honestly I can imagine the both of them hunting people down together lol. Also, since Oenis is a shapeshifter, it would be an instant party trick between the two of them lol. Randy would love watching him turn into different people lol. (Also Oenis would NOT be pleasant to eat osjfjks. Man is too dense and chewy, he's grooosssss 😭)

Characters belong to...

@hurrl: Conrad, Kalani, Squirrel

@derekgoffard: Colin, Tantrum

@dread0narrival: Clove, Vesper

@weirdo-canniboy: Theo, Skull, Fester

@the-bees-knives: Oenis

The rest belong to me lol

[y3strr]

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[peachyvillian]

HALLOWEEN THEMED ART AHHH!!!!!! AHHHHH!!! could not finish sparrow or lark in time so sorry. but the kiddads as horror/spooky stuff i enjoy!!! grant as brahms, nick as ghostface, terry as lestat, lark as leatherface (SPECIFICALLY thomas hewitt) and sparrow as vincent from house of wax!!!

[prettybabydoll4]

My little Bo peep costume for Halloween

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[flashbang-througthe-door]

Crash: As I always say, Show must go on

Adler: That was Queen

Crash: Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me

Felix: That's Fleetwood Mac

Crash: If you want blood, you got it

Woods: That's AC/DC

Crash thinking: Bow down bef-

Sev: Nope that's NIN

Crash: Fuck all of you!

Marshall: Finally an original

[ancientarchitectureenjoyer]

sometimes i'm girl interrupted lizzy grant girl blogger the virgin suicides sylvia plath bows tumblr girls fiona apple buffalo 66 pearl pintrest black swan did i mention girlblogger

and other times i'm just kinda micheal cera core

[dondonten]

behold my unhinged crossover fanart. the only thing these shows have in common is their utter insanity and the fact that nobody has ever heard of them before

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

rosekiller is chaotic wolfstar but wolfstar is also chaotic wesper so in six of crows, kuwei is grant but instead of going after remus aka wylan he goes after sirius aka jesper.

[dare-g]

Wakefield Poole's Bible!

[bitchyfoxymama]

What I think my favorite characters smell like headcannons

Note: these are some of my personal favorite characters. Which means it'll range from marvel to slashers to Stranger things!

Warnings: mentions of Bo murdering, weed

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Steven Grant

Smells like books, coffee and egyptian cotton. Its just so homey, you wanna wrap yourself up in the scent and stay there forever. I feel like he also occasionally smells like good quality chocolate.

Marc Spector

Smells like cinnamon and vanilla. He also smells like lemon pound cake or something citrus and i cant explain why, i just believe he does.

Jake Lockley

Jake smells like cigarettes and leather gloves. Also he smells mahogany and bourbon. Like its just so him yeah know

Jack Russell

Wet dog. Hold on though, its not a bad thing ok, but he also smells like coffee and forest. Its a pleasant mix that makes you feel all comfortable and secure. He also smells like mountain mist which goes back him living in the woods with ted

Steve Harrington

Steve Harrington smells like hairspray, cashmere musk with a hint of cinnamon. Also i get the vibe he smells like really smokey after shave and maybe honey

Eddie Munson

Smells like Hemp seed as well as really good weed. He also smells like a cheap drugstore cologne that he five finger discounted one day, it's kinda woodsy and a lil spicy with a hint of musk. He wears it every time he has a gig with corroded coffin. And Irish spring

Vincent Sinclair

Totally out of left field but he smells like lavender and like those really good quality waxes? Like bees wax, and like chamomile tea that he drinks after being in the workshop all day.

Bo Sinclair

Cigarettes, blood, motor oil, suede and smoke with like a little hint of wax because he's always around the art that vincent creates. The blood scent isn't constant, he showers and it's gone and it's replaced by the woody scent of his body wash and the cigarettes he's always smoking.

Thomas Sawyer

Smells like fresh dried laundry more specifically laundry that is dried in the fresh air? Like luda mae didnt raise no stinky boys. He's also got this natural musk that just melds perfectly with it. Also kinda smells like dirt, like hes gardened and ahhhh just *chef kiss*

[feral-mouse]

🚨 NEW MC ALERT 🚨 NEW MC DROPPING 🚨 LSJFJKS

This is Bo, everyone say hi Bo 👋 pskfjs. She is a cow beastkin 😌. Pronouns are she/they/he/honestly anything pakfjks. Does NOT know what gender she is and does not care for pronouns

[when-wax-wings-melt]

ok at this point what qualifies. I'm pretty sure there's a line where a dagger is not a dagger and is actually just a sword

[apocalypseslut]

im ovulating like nobody’s business so here is a list of times in my life where men have made me unbelievably horny

kylo ren. specifically in that scene that got memed with his pants so fucking high. i dont know why but i saw that at 12 years old and went. dear lord god amen.

grant o'brien. dear lord i like that tall stupid man. my partner's housemate got a dropout subscription and now i actually need to stop watching anything with him because i need to like. sit down. and just. CALM DOWN. was watching his bachelor and he was like "i loooove edging" and "im definitely more dominant than submissive". i nearly fell to the floor. god. digital footprint dont find me.

paul dano. OKAYYYYYY I KNOOOWWW not shutting up about it ever im incapable. hes just like. so pathetic looking. i wish to spit in his face. i wish to piss on him. i wish to tie him up and leave him for days. aaaaanyways.

the bald dude in dune part 2. not the big one. the one they described as "sexually vulnerable" and "likes pain". SIGN ME UP. WHAT A FUCKING FREAK I NEED HIM I WONT HIIIM.

the guy in maniac who was fucking that anime robot. i need a man who is pathetic and looks like young link neil

paul bettany as the unabomber. hey! i like my men isolated and radicalised

bo burnham in inside. see above.

young snape in the order of the phoenix... i KNOW its just a flashback and its like two seconds of a mopey emo being bullied but liek..... heyyyyy

draco malfoy in the half blood prince..... just when hes like. going through his montage of becoming evil, and hes all like. pasty and angry.

leo in the great..... complete change of pace but i wont him. i want the quiet sensitive one who writes poetry and picks flowers. i just want him to like gently eat me out as the morning sun streams through the window.

peter in the great,,,, ok back to business, he is an asshole and i want to ruin him sexually.

matthew baynton as the highway man... i love a silly man in eyeliner. jester for me you freak. i want to kiss you softly on a bridge.

freaky deaky shut in man from twin peaks. like yesss tend to your orchids and fuck me gently u nervous freak. then i will return the favour. not gently.

guy montgomery on guy montgomery’s guy mont spelling bee YEEEEEEOWWWW. !!! but in the new zealand episode with that fuck ugly suit AAHHHBOIYOIYOIYOIYOING!!!

mr treehouse from beetleguise beetleguise…. like at first i was like okayyyyy hes kinda cuuuute … then it was like “he murdered his parents and is using her for his own personal gain” like HEYYYYYYYY

i was going to clarify that these are non irl, but now that i think of it i dont think ive ever actually been made horny by a real man i have met

[flashbang-througthe-door]

Minor Black Ops 6 spoilers under the cut

"Hey" Crash sits on the stone railing watching Felix watch the flames in the barrel. "Heard what happened at the casino...Woods told me, well it was more of a play by play" He knows about how Felix has a distaste for killing especially after...well everything. "Like a baseball game" he shakes his head as Felix continues to stare into the fire "The Stasi, you worked for them right?" Crash already the answer, Adler had filled him in on everything that Felix had been through. He waits a few moments before continuing "Brutal bastards" He lights up a cigarette

"I appreciate the....sentiment Crash but I'd rather be alone" Felix finally says, and that gets Crash to look over "Mhm? Alone? After you just beat a guy to death with your bare hands....No, I'm sorry Felix but that's where your father and I are different...I'm not leaving you alone out here.... Sit in silence, talk my ear off or make me tell a story I don't give a single fuck but I'm not leaving you like this" Crash snuffs his cigarette out before looking at Felix waiting for a response. "I will take the silence" Felix decides before looking back at the fire, Crash fixes how he was sitting on the railing and the two just sat in silence for the rest of the night.

[bbghostxx]

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[microwavepopcorn]