#blue pilled

[diablo1776]

How I salute hardcore Liberals that keep trying me on my page 😆

[fromalicetobella]

I don’t want the blue pill or the red pill but a secret third pill (having the same effect pedro pascal and mads mikkelsen have on lesbians)

[blessedscavengers]

nature held me close and seemed to find no fault with me

terfs fuck off

made in 2023

[cyberiapinksosa333]

now i got a sweet tooth

[plusie]

[tpwrtrmnky]

complexity

[ID: Three panel comic. Crudely drawn stick figures represent people.

Panel 1: A lime green person is talking to someone whose color is approximately a warm grey tone.

Approximately warm grey: "You know, green is just not a very creative color."

Lime: "Excuse me?"

Approximately warm grey: "Unlike you simplistic primary greenies, nonprimary people such as myself have far more interesting chromatic alignments."

Lime: "I am going to lose patience with this very quickly, make your case immediately."

Panel 2: Zoom in on approximately warm grey.

Approximately warm grey: "Of course. I am medium-dark reddish cyan with warm-toned teal and cold sepia accents, and a dash of burgundy-toned light cornflower blue. It is a subtle, rich, complex colour with far more nuance than you can ever even begin to comprehend. Your limited, primary mind simply cannot process it. It is beyond you. You are beneath me."

Panel 3: Zoom in on lime.

Lime: "...Do you think lime green is a primary colour?"

End ID.]

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[spookberry]

if youre a doll the gender options are Yes Makeup or No Makeup

[billandted1989]

i don’t agree with what cypher did buuut….. that steak did look good

[heartnosekid]

a stimboard for my beloved anya mouthwashing 🩵

📘-🩻-📘 / 🩻-📘-🩻 / 📘-🩻-📘

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

Gorgug can have two weird undefined situationships as a treat

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　jeckole rentry graphics!

self indulgent | art credits: 1 , 2 f2u w/ credit, credit the artists too!

jeckole graphics because my girlfriend sent me really pretty jeckole art and it got me super duper inspired (+ i watched her play class of 09 today and it made me wanna make them even more)

stills under cut!

[tannnnblogs]

POV you're a teddy bear

[gutsby]

notice how old!joel wouldn’t nut until you’d cum at least three times? very demure. very mindful. very cutesy.

(he has erectile dysfunction)

[ariadnes-elixirs]

thinking of an isekaied reader and a yandere noble boy...

(gn reader x male noble yandere)

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

tw: manipulative behavior, thats about it though

you stared at the honeysuckles climbing alongside the fence near the outskirts of your family's garden. as you continue examining them, it occurs to you that they seem to take on a vine-like shape, wrapping and constricting the fence. in front of the vines there are two smaller shrubs, also presumably honeysuckles.

as you stand there awkwardly lost in thought, oliver begins speaking. he takes one step forward as his eyes shift between the shrub and the vines, "there are three types of honeysuckle: shrubs, bushes, and vines."

he takes a careful step between the two shrubs and strides towards the vines, reaching a gentle hand out and caressing a pale pink, almost white blossom in his fingers. "while their flowers are pretty, in some places they can be invasive. they can block out sunlight, making it impossible for other plants to grow."

he's standing in front of you, so it's hard to gauge his expression. his voice is calm and serene, almost reverent as he speaks about the flowers.

"the pale pink flowers on the vines are likely common honeysuckle vines. while the pink tubular flowers on the shrub indicate that those are likely tatarian honeysuckles."

he slowly turns away from the vines as your eyes focus on his hand caressing the flower. in one swift motion he uses his left hand to pluck it off the vine, then turns towards the shrub. he's still standing in the same spot, but as he turns you can finally see his face.

his expression is cold, almost apathetic as he looks at the flowers. with how he sounded you would have expected him to at least be smiling. his dark brown eyes quickly meet yours before he looks at the shrub. he crouches down, still holding the pale pink flower in his left hand. his right hand reaches out gently to a darker pink blossom belonging to the shrub.

"chances are, some gardener got careless and either decided to plant these because they didn't feel like planting something higher maintenance... or they simply," he rips the flower off, "didn't notice that an invasive flower slipped into the garden..."

as he holds the pale pink flower in his left hand and a dark pink flower in his right, he finally shifts his body to face you and meets your eyes. his expression shifts to a much softer one as he looks at you, "i don't know what happened to you, but what i do know is that you are definitely acting different."

your blood runs cold, surprised he decided to bring this up again. you stand there for a second, about to reply before he smiles gently at you, catching you off guard.

"i know you have been having trouble with your memory, my love." he says, "it just..."

"it makes me so sad when you look at me like that... like..." you notice his eyes look sad, almost like he's tearing up as he speaks, "when you look at me like you don't know who i am, or what we were, or how much i love you."

he moves his hands to yours, gently taking your left palm and bringing it between the two of you. then he slowly holds up the two flowers in each of his hands, "obviously this isn't your fault, but..." he pauses, "i don't want to make you hate me by going too far too fast."

"so, i wanted to ask," he moves the dark pink tatarian honeysuckle towards you, "do you wish to resume our relationship, as passionate yet secret lovers," he moves the pale pink common honeysuckle flower closer to you, "or do you want to start over, from the moment where i got down on my knees and told you how much i love you for the first time?"

he looks at you gently, waiting for you to take one of the flowers in your hand, "i don't want to overwhelm you, darling, but please..."

"i just can't live without your love any longer. please, love, even if you don't remember, won't you fall in love with me again?"

a/n: (this is the part where my indecisiveness starts showing)

anyways !! would you like to "resume the relationship", start over, or say no to both (secret option he's not gonna say but i will)

[gummi-stims]

Bug pins by venomfencer on tiktok!

[maxphilippa]

EVERYONE IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOORAY!!!!

magma bucket tag: @andeisafag

spoon tag: @si74c

cobalt blue tag: @ebbpup