#blockhead bill

[jorrated]

archie's mighty is cool n all but it will never surpass fleetway giving him two dads and making him a stupid and funny hothead

oh n espio is there too i guess

[shiliria]

We are gonna ship all the ships AGAIN this year

[disabled-battlekukku]

A visit from the family :)

[mightyray]

Decided to put all my gifts and requests I did for the awesome @doorintosummer into one big collection. I love Pillow and Blanket so much. Please suppor Sen, they're one of my all-time favourite artists and their work gives me life. I mean every word of it.

[ultimate-guardian]

*Phone rings*

Mighty: *picks up the phone* Hello?

Mysterious voice: Turn around.

Mighty: *Turns*

Mysterious voice: Down here.

Mighty: *Looks down*

Blockhead Bill: I can't get up.

Mighty: Dang it, dad!

[hottest-stc-senior-citizen]

SEMI-FINALS!!!

[bones-and-whatnot]

A few more notes on this concept:

- This AU(?) takes place prior to Sonic 1

- Mighty is the oldest, Sonic in the middle, Ray the youngest

- Huge troublemakers

- When Mighty was very young, he lived under the care of his two fathers, Blockhead Bill (his biological father) and Society Max. Bill and Max fought crime together, and one day, Max was unwillingly transported to the Special Zone. Blockhead Bill went off in search of his disappeared husband, placing Mighty in an orphanage for what was intended to be a temporary stay. Neither Bill nor Max were ever seen again.

- Sonic was lost in the woods as a baby and grew up drifting from place to place before meeting his brothers.

- Ray’s parents were killed by Battle Birds and Mighty took him into his care.

- Ray’s shoes used to belong to Sonic

- Used to be drifters but recently adopted by Moss?

- They all hold great admiration for Mobian hero Feels the Rabbit

- Mighty and Sonic butt heads a lot, but usually only verbally (at least on the former’s end). The most Mighty is willing to use his strength on his brothers is to hold them in place.

- Everybody Loves Raymond

- At some later point, Knuckles and Tails show up and also become their brothers?

Sonic Thought of the Day

As is (I think) fairly common knowledge, very early on in Sonic history, there was a planned puzzle game called SegaSonic Bros., involving Sonic and two characters who would have been classified his brothers- A red hedgehog and a yellow hedgehog. The game was scrapped, but the red and yellow Sonics were the inspiration for Mighty the Armadillo and Ray the Flying Squirrel.

Mighty and Ray were fairly major characters during the classic era, but have not been seen since, even with missing posters of them being seen in Sonic Generations.

What I’m saying is, I think we need some content of Mighty, Sonic and Ray as long-lost adoptive brothers.

[matrixbearer2024]

Hey guys, sorry for the lack of updates- but have been overtaken by the urge to ART and RP with @gftimelord and @gftimelordstwin, I'll likely get back to whatever requests I've got(drawing or writing) or just anything in general-

If you wanna chill out with me and some friends, or just catch up to the things I'm doing- head over to this discord server or this magma I'm perpetually doodling on. Can't wait to see you guys there!

I think I'll be focused on heavily gravity falls stuff, but I don't mind gathering requests for some VoxxReader content on here again since I miss writing for the blockhead. I'll likely also write for Stan, Ford and Bill with the XReaders if anyone's interested. Also, here's a bonus journal entry from Doc(Ford) and Lee(Stan) for my time lord twins AU- I'll be posting a Google doc for the AU soon with some comics.

[borrelia]

Sonic Old Man Yaoi/Old Woman Yuri Knockout

TWO pairings with the LEAST votes will be eliminated

Intros to each pairing below

Gerald Robotnik was Eggman's grandfather, introduced in Sonic Adventure 2. He made a false deal with Black Doom to create Shadow the Hedgehog in exchange for the Chaos Emeralds, making them both Shadow's dads. They definitely banged and had some kind of toxic mess of a relationship.

Grimer Wormtongue is a nasty little assistant to Ivo Robotnik in Fleetway Sonic the Comic. He is extremely devoted to his cruel master, which is for sure a sexual thing.

Ebony the Mystic Mog and Pyjamas the Psychic are two characters from Sonic the Comic who appear briefly in a Knuckles story, then become minor recurring characters that take in Super Sonic from the streets. They appear as old friends in their introduction and are implied to live together. If these two aren't married, it's only because Mobius is homophobic.

Blockhead Bill is Mighty's dad in Sonic the Comic. He is a very confused old man who convinces his posh "business associate" Society Max to assist him in taking down his nemesis the Crimson Cobra. This involves Max eating a magic mandrake root and becoming a giant dinosaur, which Bill rides around to cause destruction. idk about you but I'd only let someone do that to me if they were my funny little lover.

Mephiles the Dark and Iblis are two halves of the sun/time god Solaris, introduced in Sonic '06. Iblis is kind of just a big fire monster I think but Mephiles orchestrates this whole plot through the course of the game to re-merge with Iblis and form Solaris. Which sounds like some pretty twisted villainous gay devotion to me.

Ixis Naugus and Ian St. John are characters from the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog comics. Naugus is some kind of evil wizard who enlists the help of Geoffrey St. John, Ian's son, with plot things. I can't decipher Archie plots sorry. When Naugus first contacts Geoffrey, he expects him to be his father Ian. From @mischeva: "why are you wanting to talk to geoffrey’s dad? hm naugus? kinda….kinda interesting." Image also provided by mischeva, ty :)

Starline and Eggman were allowed in by popular vote, mostly by Eggman's qualifying age. Dr. Starline is a character from the IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comic. He is a fanboy and devotee of Eggman, restoring Eggman's lost memories and assisting him in his Metal Virus plot. Starline eventually plots to betray Eggman, as he believes himself smarter and more genre-savvy than his idol. He is of course wrong and Eggman beats the shit out of him and kills him to death. Starline is sort of like gen z's Grimer, kind of the tumblr sexyman dark academia Grimer, in that he's younger and prettier than Grimer, but he probably still wants to fuck that old man so bad.

[blood-mocha-latte]

I would move like. Literal mountains for some kind of luztoye coworker au. Its so vague but you know joe toye is my favorite coworker i just want to see him happy

ALEKS my bestie my beloved. i LOVE this for a thousand years you understand. you Get It truly. i quite licherally never write from toye’s perspective, but i suppose you’ve inspired me in some way to give it a go with (with a bat. at a beehive). i hope this is what you had in mind <3

~

Joe just needs to get up the urge to talk to the guy.

“You look like an idiot.” Malarkey informs him, chewing on a mouthful of some sort of bread and meat monstrosity. Guarnere hums in agreement, mustard on his chin.

“Like a real schmuck, Joe.” He says agreeably, reaching across the table to pat Joe on the shoulder. “A moron, if you will.”

Joe needs new friends.

“I’m not doing anything.” He says, eyes back on his own sandwich, which has been precariously picked at and none so much as eaten. “This is just – do you think that’s a new shirt?”

He feels his face burn as soon as he says it, and hopes to god no one can see it on his face. Still, Malarkey stops chewing to stare at him, briefly, before snorting and shaking his head, taking another bite of his food. He doesn’t say anything, but Bill does for him, like a Philadelphian gremlin invented solely to bother him.

“This is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.” He says solemnly, mustard still on his chin, and Joe resists the urge to smack it off. “Just go talk to him.”

“I am.” Joe says, and doesn’t move.

“Okay, so go over there!”

“I will!” He stays in place. Malarkey sighs, muffled by a still-full mouth.

“He’s been working here for three weeks, this is ridiculous.” He says, talking to Bill, who snorts. Joe glares at him again, back still to the guy, and Malarkey just shrugs.

“I think what Malark means to say is that you’re acting like a real blockhead and just need to go and talk to the guy.” Guarno says helpfully, gesturing with his hoagie over Joe’s shoulder. “You know. Before you don’t get the chance to and regret it. Or, much more likely, your head pops off and you die from just staring at him.”

“Okay, I am not staring—” Joe starts, because that makes him sound like a creeper, and he’s not creeping, per se, he’s just—

“Hey, Luz!” Malarkey shouts, while Joe is distracted trying to argue with Bill, and Joe resists the urge to duck out of his seat when he looks over his shoulder and sees Luz, in question, coming towards him. 

“You’ve got mustard all over your face.” Luz says easily, like he’s already in the middle of a conversation, sitting kitty corner to Joe at the table they’ve lodged at. Guarnere just grunts, wiping at his mouth with the back of his hand and shoving at George’s head with the other. Joe says nothing, picking up his hoagie for the first time since he’d grabbed it and taking a bite.

George greets Bill in much of the same way before nodding to Malarkey, shifting in his seat to cross his legs under him. He greets Joe with a silent smile, the corner of his mouth crooked up, and Joe nods around a full mouth.

Guarnere and Malarkey are laughing at him. He knows they’re laughing at him, the bastards, but they’re doing it in their heads so Joe can’t accuse them of laughing at him without sounding like a crazy person.

It’s not awkward, although it has every right to be, mainly because it’s Luz and there’s something about him that just completely diffuses a situation. He was over there, now he’s over here. Nothing strange.

Joe may have tuned out, slightly, from whatever conversation Bill picked up, as when he next actively listens to whatever chatter the other three have adopted, it’s circled around to work again.

“You on break, yet?”

“Nah. In, like—” Luz turned, looking over his shoulder at the clock in the wall before turning back towards their table. He’s fiddling with a paper napkin, folding the corner of it over before smoothing it out again. “—five minutes. So. I’m just sitting here unless there’s something Lip wants me to do.” 

There won’t be, because it’s Lip and Lip never needs help with anything (which is, in Joe’s opinion, a problem). But Malarkey brightens, grinning with lettuce in his teeth, and says, “so you and Joe are off at the same time.”

Murder is bad. It’ll do Joe good to remember that.

George turns to look at him, dark eyes sparkling with something that Joe can’t really read. “That so?” He asks, and Guarnere hums, mustard still all over his face.

“Yeah. Our break ends in five minutes.” He says, which is just an outright lie, and Joe takes another bite of his sandwich, expression impartial. “Someone’s gotta man the mixers.”

“We’re mixer men.” Malarkey agrees. “Real yeasters.”

“Bakery boys.” Guarnere says. “Joe lifts weights.”

Joe coughs around his sandwich and is pushing his chair out from the table before he ever realizes what he’s doing. “I’m gonna go see if Lip needs help with anything.” He says, which Lip won’t, but it’s always good to check.

He pushes through the door labeled EMPLOYEES ONLY (handwritten on lined paper and attached with scotch tape, because Skip had somehow broken the actual sign a month ago) with only a small degree of relief, scrubbing at the back of his neck as he moves around the ovens.

He doesn’t find Lip, but Speirs is staring at dough like he’s expecting it to rise out of pure force of will, so Joe figures that’s close enough.

“Need help?” He asks, and Speirs looks up from the dough to stare at him, instead.

“Aren’t you supposed to be on a break?” He says, and sometimes Joe forgets he’s a newer addition to the bakery, because he just sort of fits. At times, though, it becomes clearer that it’s only been a few months. Like now, when Speirs stares at Joe like he’s never seen him before in his entire life. Joe shrugs.

“Yeah.” He says. “You folded that dough wrong. The edges are all fucked up.” Speirs turns back to blink at the dough, almost a dismissal, before turning back to Joe.

“I’m waiting for it to rise.” He says. “Go away. You’re on break.”

“It’s – it’s for croissants, it’s not supposed to rise.” Joe says. “That’s the opposite of what you want it to do.”

Speirs squints at him, apparently not concerned by the state of the croissants. “Is this about the delivery boy?”

Joe liked it better when Speirs wasn’t here. “No.” He says, and turns around, looking for gloves. “Lemme fix the edges.”

He can feel Speirs staring at the side of his head, like some sort of intense dog. “No, I’ll fix the edges.” He says, like Joe had instead offered to fix the codes of a nuclear bomb. “Go away. You’re on break.”

Joe grimaces, weighs his options. Deciding that the likelihood of him surviving a confrontation with Luz is more likely than whatever Speirs’ is doing, he turns on his heel. 

“Those croissants are gonna be fucked up!” He says over his shoulder, just because, as Speirs goes back to staring at them.

——

Joe hates his friends.

Luz is eating a sandwich identical to the one Malarkey had earlier, before he and Bill carted up everything at their table and abandoned Joe to his fate. He seems, if anything, unbothered by Joe’s state of affairs, chewing and occasionally remarking on a few odds and ends of whatever crosses his mind.

“Plus, I bet if it wasn’t aired out of order, we would have at least gotten another season.” Luz is saying, pushing his hair back from his forehead absent-mindedly, other hand gesturing nonsensically at nothing. “I mean, it really was good, but I can’t imagine seeing the episodes out of order. Hey, Joe.”

Joe jolts, startled out of his train of thought (which was no thoughts whatsoever), shifting in his seat. “Yeah?” He asks gruffly, and George tilts his head at him, slightly, almost a nonverbal question.

“D’you wanna see a movie with me?” He asks, brusque, and Joe blinks at him. Luz just shrugs. “I’ve been told – and I’m quoting, here, that you’re not as much of an unfeeling hard-ass as you seem.” He says, and it startles a huff out of Joe, who’s half-surprised by the bluntness.

“I hate my friends.” He says dryly, and Luz grins, eyes bright.

“Have you ever seen Firefly?” He asks, and Joe leans back in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest.

“I’m pretty sure that’s not a movie.” He said, wry, and Luz waved a hand dismissively. 

“Specifics.” He says, soft and bright and Joe can’t really look away from him, until the EMPLOYEES ONLY door is clanging open and Malarkey is poking his head out of it.

“Hey, man.” He says, and sounds rather casual. “One of the ovens is on fire, which I’m pretty sure is Speirs’ fault.” 

Luz laughs, bright, and it’s not exactly the reaction Joe was expecting, and it makes the corner of his mouth crook up, traitorous. “I’ll be right back.” He mutters, pushing out of his seat a second time. 

“I’ll be right here.” George says evenly, and takes another bite of his sandwich.

Joe turns around and Malarkey is grinning at him like an idiot, lettuce still in his teeth, flashing a double thumbs up. Behind him, the smoke alarm has started to go off.

Yeah, Joe definitely needs new friends.

[jorrated]

armadillo paws curls

[dudeshusband]

Title: I Am Standin' in A 1950s Gymnasium

Words: 590

Ship: Mike x Bill Baker

Warnings: period-typical sexism

Description: Bill and Mike go to Ridgeville's gymnasium.

Now that football season was over, and school started again, Bill spent his exercise time in Ridgeville’s gymnasium rather than the field. For some time, Mike had wanted to join him in this. They weren't allowed on the football field during practice, but they were allowed in the gym.

Bill wore the white t-shirt he wore to football practice, and his football pants to the gymnasium (he didn't own any other sweatpants). Mike didn't have any gym clothes, so they wore button up, overalls with shorts, and tennis shoes. Bill didn't have any extra clothes to offer them, as he was very poor and only owned four outfits himself (not including his football gear). All of his clothes fit into one drawer in his dorm.

The guys in the gym gave Mike a funny look on their way in. They were used to only seeing men there. Mike tried to pay them no mind. Bill slid a hand around their waist, and walked them to the pull up bar.

Bill removed his hand from Mike’s waist, rubbed his hands together, and reached up to the bar. He did a couple of pull ups, which Mike watched in a mixture of awe and attraction. He dropped down and turned back toward them.

He looked confused. “Don't you know how to do a pull up?”

“Yes, but I can't.”

He blinked. “You can't?”

He walked to them, but his big hands on each side of their waist, and lifted them to the bar. Mike turned as red as a cherry tomato.

“Better?” he asked.

Mike tried to organize their scrambled thoughts.

“Be- Better. Yeah.”

Mike still had a hard time lifting themselves, even with Bill’s assistance.

“Maybe I got ahead of myself,” Bill said. “Sorry. Let’s try the free weights, huh?”

Bill gently set them down, and Mike could think clearly again.

He walked over to the stand of weights. He almost grabbed one, before he thought better of it, and turned toward Mike.

“Mike, how much can you lift?” he called toward them.

Mike rubbed the back of their neck. “20? 30?”

“Each arm?”

“Uh, start with 10.”

Bill brought over both of the free weights like they were nothing at all, and maybe they weren't. Mike had never been a strong person.

“I don't lift a lot of free weights,” Mike said. “Just stuff around my parent’s place, you know? I’m not really sure.”

Mike lifted the 10s relatively easy.

They laughed. “Now I don't feel entirely pathetic.”

Bill waved his hand. “Well-”

He stopped himself.

“Well what?”

He scratched behind his head. “Nothing, nothing at all.” Bill looked almost embarrassed. “Sorry I’m still getting used to the whole ‘not a girl’ thing.”

Now Mike really wanted to know.

“What were you going to say?”

“Well, dames aren't supposed to be strong.”

Mike narrowed their eyes. “I might've thrown a dumbbell at your stupid head.”

“I would've deserved it.”

Mike waved their hand back toward the weights, “Now get me the 20s.”

The 20s were a good fit, so Bill was free to choose his own weights. Mike had to admit, Bill had all the makings of a jock. Handsome, athletic, and a little blockheaded at times.

He smiled at them, and they knew he meant well. They just had to trust him. And they were starting to.

The pair moved around the gym after a while, doing varying exercises. Bill was more adept at each one, but never made them feel bad about it. They were glad they’d gone with him.

[disabled-battlekukku]

HAPPY PRIDE TO MIGHTY'S DADS

[thebardisabird]

Oho...

I do love bringing Osomatsu the drama. I got something for you, Anonym. A little Osomatsu x Reader and a very costly Freudian slip, under the cut!

Fresh out of the pachinko parlor, you were ecstatic about your earnings for the evening. So ecstatic that your partner in crime and eldest of your sextuplet friends, Osomatsu, managed to convince you to buy him some drinks and sushi. Being that you were riding the high of your luck, you agreed. He partook in his favorite beer, and you instead opted to have some tea with your dinner. That didn’t stop your pleasant conversation however, the two of you carrying on between pieces of sashimi and a sizable amount of appetizers. It was always this easy with Osomatsu. Sure he was a NEET and maybe society frowned upon him for that - but not you. To you he brought carefree attitudes and laughter. He reminded you not to sweat the small stuff in life and even though he was a bit of a blockhead, he was dependable where it mattered most. A guy who knew how to knock back a beer and make you forget the way the world turned, that was your Osomatsu. 

“So I told Choromatsu not to worry about it right, cause it was just a shock and he should totally dye his hair again” Osomatsu snickers, picking up a shumai dumpling, “Tell me why he actually listened to me - and he the next day he comes back BLONDE!” “NOOO” your stunned groan turning into laughter, “Osomatsu, you scoundrel, why would you tell him that?!”

The man shrugs and pops the dumpling into his mouth, “Lishen, if we didn wana do it - he wouldn ave,” and he swallowed down his bite with a swig of his beer, “I didn’t make him do it.” You rolled your eyes at that knowing full well that he absolutely used his eldest brother influence to goad Choromatsu into changing his hair again. Still, you couldn’t help but laugh, Osomatsu always had a good story to tell. The night went on as such, the two of you exchanging stories and laughs the way close friends tended to. With the tab paid and you two satiated, you sauntered off in what you both assumed was the direction of home. By now you were too engrossed in each other's company to really pay close attention to exactly where you were going. At some point you threw your hands behind your head and stretched, “Man…I hate having to be a responsible adult. It’s always work hours this, and pay bills that.” Osomatsu laughed at your whining, “Sucks to suck, doesn't it? Could always try the NEET life like me!” You eyed him with an absurd accusatory look, “And look what does to the people around you,” your finger poked into his cheek now, “Need I remind you who paid your tab tonight, mister.” Osomatsu gave you a dramatic twirl, his hand clutching his chest dramatically, “Ugh! Your words wound me, woman! Maybe I really am the worst man in Akatsuka after all!” His Shakespearean act had you almost feel like you were in the presence of his younger brother, but you simply gave him a hearty laugh with your hand playfully pushing at his chest, “Shut up you big dummy, you know I love you.” … It took a moment for your words to register. That word. You’d never said that word with him before. You two had always been so close. Hell, you were close with all of the brothers…but you’ve never…used that word with any of them before. You snatched back your hand, fingers curling into your chest. The weight of your words hanging over you both like a storm cloud. Did you ruin things just now? Would he be freaked out by you? What have you done? Embarrassment crept its way into your skin, flushing your whole body. “Osomatsu, I–mmph!” the bargaining plea that started at your lips was silenced by his own. His own hands circled around your wrists, pulling you to him. He unfurled your limbs from your body, making you wrap your arms around his neck as he slid his tongue into your mouth. Any form of protest simply ceased to be with your lips locked like this. It hit you when you shuddered, Osomatsu was kissing you. Your friend of so many years. Your confidant, your drinking buddy, the shittiest person to ever live and yet he was always by your side when you needed him…was kissing you. Not some peck on the cheek. Nowhere near a chaste kiss. This was passionate. The way he groaned into your mouth. The grip his hands had at your back, nervous but steady all the same. “Osomatsu…” you whined against his lips. Your fingers wove into his chestnut locks, and you would not stop yourself from pressing closer into him as you initiated another kiss. Yes. It all made sense now. It was always him, wasn’t it? His breath fanned over your lips when you parted. Neither of you could open your eyes, the mutual feeling of ‘Is this real?’ plaguing your thoughts. A deep inhale sounded in front of you. Osomatsu rested his forehead to yours, “I…have loved you...for a long fucking time now,” he swallowed abruptly, thick and dry, “And I could never bring myself to say it…because I always thought you would never be with someone like me.” It was his turn to tangle fingers in hair, his palms cupping your face as though he was holding the universe. He spoke your name like it would be his dying word, “...but I love you. With everything I’ve got.” There was a crushing heaviness in your chest at his substantial words. But when he kissed you once more, the weight lifted - ripped from you with the carefree abandon that was Osomatsu Matsuno. You loved him all the same. It was clear as day to you now. He always made it so easy. 

[sonic-obscurity-opposition]

underneath the cut is the roster for the now-defunct sonic obscurity opposition. it contains 120 characters, along with a maybe and a probably not list taken directly from my notes when sorting through submissions. it is my hope that anyone who would have been invested in this poll reads them, and perhaps finds some appreciation for them.

PARTICIPANTS:

Saffron Bee (Archie)

Society Max (Fleetway)

Shortfuse the Cybernick (Fleetway)

Blockhead Bill (Fleetway)

Speedy (Tails Adventure)

1999 (Fleetway)

Da Bears (AoStH)

Zonic the Zone Cop (Archie)

Prefect Charyb & Prefect Scylla (Chronicles)

Humpty (AoStH)

Ifyoucan (Underground)

Grimer (Fleetway)

D-Fekt (Boom)

Ari (SatAM)

Hawk (Sonic X)

Johnny (Rush Adventure)

Mello Bee (Archie)

Has Bean (Mean Bean Machine)

Princess Alucion (Sirène)

Eric the Echidna (StH in the Fourth Dimension)

Relic the Pika (Archie)

Captain Oe (Archie)

Demo Duck (Dark Mobius Bean) (Archie)

Melody Prower (Archie)

Teri-Lu (Archie)

Iago the Echidna (Archie)

Brock the Echidna (Archie)

Dr. Quack (Archie)

Bartleby MontClair (Underground)

Pseudo Sonic (Archie)

Amadeus Prower (Archie)

Gae-Na (Archie)

Komi-Ko (Archie)

X Robot (Archie Sonic X)

Meringue the Rabbit (IDW)

Cyrus (Underground)

VerticAL and HorizontAL (Archie)

Mari-Su (Archie)

Wynmacher (Archie)

Rosie Woodchuck (Archie)

Vermin the Rat (Fleetway)

Bog Beasty (Underground)

Chomps (Underground)

Farrell (Underground)

Penelope the Hedgehog (AoStH)

Lucas (AoStH)

Filch (Fleetway)

Harpio (Fleetway)

Leaf (Fleetway)

Mello (Fleetway)

Simpson the Cat (Fleetway)

Old Sonic Clone (Fleetway)

Tufftee (Fleetway)

Lightmare (Fleetway)

Knuckles the Echidna

Cat (SatAM)

Aerial & Athena (Archie)

E-100 Lambda (Archie)

Ichneumon the White Mouse (StH and the Silicon Warriors)

Gaz and Del (Fleetway)

Mom with a Gambling Addiction NPC (Adventure 1)

Lumina Flowlight (Shuffle)

Princess Bee (Archie)

Hershey St. John (Archie)

Echo the Shark (Archie)

Cinos the Anti-Sonic (StH and in Fourth Dimension)

Rob o' the Hedge (Archie)

Juanita the Chameleon (Archie)

Marta the Echidna (Archie)

Liza the Chameleon

Bivalve Clam (Archie)

Duck "Bill" Platypus (Archie)

Griff (SatAM)

Barney the Chameleon (Archie)

Katella (Aosth) - Special request to use this specific image: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/c/c8/Katellaheart.png/revision/latest?cb=20160407210139

King Peter - (StH in Robotnik's Laboratory)

Colonel Percy Granite (Fleetway)

Hobidon (Sonic X)

Rhygenta (Archie)

Molly (Sonic X)

Ron (IDW)

Arctur the Dragonkin (StH and in Fourth Dimension)

Practice Robot (Fleetway)

Ash Mongoose (Archie)

Walt Wallaby (Archie)

Ebony (Fleetway)

Bimmy the Echidna (Archie)

The Narrator (LEGO Commercial)

Emperor Sleetus (Underground)

Luke Periwinkle (Underground)

Bellok (Underground)

Captain Squeegee (Underground)

Duke of Velcronia (Underground)

Mindy LaTour (Underground)

Lucinda (AoStH)

William Le Duck (AoStH)

Baby T (SatAM)

Dove (SatAM)

Nicholas O'Tyme (SatAM/Archie)

Heavy and Bomb (Knuckles' Chaotix)

Nerbs (Archie)

Lah the Ghost (Unleashed - Night of the Werehog)

Akhlut the Orca (Archie)

Karen (Stone's Ex Boss) (Sonic 2 Pre-quill)

Rava the Destroyer (Sonic 2 Pre-quill)

Nestor the Wise (Chronicles)

Radar the Echidna (Archie)

Kanewisher the Echidna (Archie)

Catweazle (Archie)

Snailbot (Sonic 2)

A.D.A.M. (Archie)

Alexis Acorn (Archie)

Megan Acorn (Archie)

Arthur Mongoose (Archie)

Avery the Bear (Archie)

Aypex (Archie)

Bagbar Beeblebrox (Archie)

Barney (Archie)

Bertha Kintobor (Archie)

Friday the Parrot (StH Adventure Gamebook 5: Theme Park Panic)

MAYBE:

Sonic the Human (Sega Hard Girls)

Thunder the Pasha (Archie) - It's not really a character is it?

The Freedom Team (Beta SatAM) - They're a whole team and also unreleased

Mecha Sonic Model No. 29 (Sonic the Fighters) - I think there was a popular youtube video about this character. Maybe Chaomix.

Galaxina (Sonic X) - May be obscure, haven't finished sonic x, but seems like she wouldn't be

Jimmy and Jilly (Fleetway) - two in one and also i'm very tired

Mr. Yuji Naka (ShtH05) - Not a character, only referenced in one voice line.

Evil Duck (SatAM) - Not real

Skull That Says "SEGA" (S3&K EU Ads) - Not really a character? We'll see.

Masado and Miwasco (Up on the Green Hill (Masado and Miwasco version)) - While they have done official work, I can't tell if this song is licensed.

Segata Sanshiro (Sonic R Ad) - Isn't a part of the world, just beats up some kids and holds up a SEGA Saturn

PROBABLY NOT:

Dave the Intern (Boom) - Popular

Tikal the Echidna (Adventure) - Extremely popular and prominent within the source material

Ian Jr. - Popular

Manic the Hedgehog (Underground) - Manic

Elias Acorn (Archie) - I haven't gotten that far in Archie but this guy is literally a king and Sally's brother

Orca - Iconic? Also an animal with no unique characteristics.

The Cow in the Triple Trouble Ad - An animal with no unique characteristics.

Dodon Pa (Team Sonic Racing) - Important Character in TSR

Santa Claus (AoStH) - That's Santa Claus

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