#blitzo’s ex-girlfriend

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"You’re just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch."

i couldn't get this visual out of my head

[purrtrand-russell-2]

doesn't quite work since blitzø's a top but feels p close

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Helluva Boss Theory: Blitz Is Verosika, Fizz and Barbie's Scapegoat...Part 2

[Note: Please Don’t Reblog This Without My Permission. This Post Is  Mature Audience Only & Not For Kids....also reading this Post is Optional...meaning no one has to read it if they don’t want to, even if it does get a bit off topic of the theory about Blitz, Verosika, Fizz and Barbie.]   

first I want to say (before getting to this Helluva Boss Theory) that even though I'm glad I decided to write part 2 of this theory around this month, after some days after the Part 1 of it...instead of waiting until next month to do so...

I also want to say that maybe, I will wait until next month to make that part 2 for the "The Divine Mana Energy Theory: Masculine & Feminine Energy Is Only Partly Balanced...Part 1"

I know not everyone will take it seriously, and yeah I'm still not going to 100% trust all Male-Angels...some maybe, but not all of them.....plus as weird and strange as it might sound, this month I had some thoughts. and them being about wanting to willingly go to Purgatory, don't know how some might think or feel about that...

a Earth Angel/Human who is but one of possibly many of King David, King Solomon and even Solomon's son Rehoboam's descendants, had thoughts of wanting to willingly go to Purgatory, even if that is one of the alternative afterlife choices that came to mind....like either go there or Elysium.

and well, maybe I can talk about those reasons another time, maybe next month....but it's okay if no one ends up reading those feelings if I do end up talking about them.

but anyway Blitz might have some deep emotional wounds, some we may have seen only a small bit of....but not the full scars. and what Fizz & Verosika did to him at Ozzie's, they were opening up those scars, or at least half of them....

and yeah, sometimes people can do stupid things, when they have been hurt emotionally, like even if you try to explain something, but some people will misunderstand what you try to say...

you might end up not figuring out you weren't explaining it well enough until some time later, but you try to make sure your words don't get misunderstood in the wrong way after figuring it out.

you might also figure out, you ended up falling for the wrong type of guys, and they end up hurting you way too easy when they break your heart, and yeah they were online boyfriends, and you never really had a boyfriend in real life... but online boyfriends were still real boyfriends, and how they treat ya are still real, even if it is just online.....plus there was some stuff about one of your ex-boyfriends, what he liked might of made you feel uncomfortable... but you went along with it, because you might of not wanted to lose him. you might of fell into the whole toxic-relationship with some boyfriends or in Blitz's case, boyfriends and girlfriends...

because ya didn't want to be lonely, you were looking for love, and yeah when you found it, you felt happy with them, you foolishly thought you were in love... what might suck, is that Blitz might of went through a type of toxic-relationship with Fizz, Verosika and Barbie, and it could be possible that his relationship with Stolas is in the gray...

even if those three are seemingly the victims, but not everything is what it seems....it is possible that one of them or all three of them, had done some form of manipulation on Blitz...

but we will not know for sure if this is 100% true, and we are learning a bit of Blitz with each episode, and it's okay that some fan theories about him get debunked.

Verosika, she might think Blitz is selfish, for not pleasing her in return.....but let's remember WHAT she is, she is a succubus... and even if it does turn out Blitz is part succubus, possibly from his Mom's side of the family, but his Mom might only be half-succubus herself... Blitz and Barbie's Mother, might turn out to be half-Imp & half-succubus, they would still be part succubus, but still appear like Imps. don't know if this theory would be true or not, but their Mom's horns are different from most Imps.

Verosika seem to love telling her side of the story of how terrible Blitz was, but even if that might be true, she is possibly just scapegoating, making herself seem like she is the victim of a so called "terrible" boyfriend. once again she is a freaking succubus, and if Blitz were a human, he would of ended up losing his life, even if some humans could be partly succubus, but some might not be as dangerous to one's life essence.

but there could be some who aren't as dangerous, but could be like catnip to full succubus, which it be best to wear something to protect ya when you sleep, not on your neck because of reasons where it be dangerous.

like if a Earth Angel had some part of a succubus heritage, but isn't just in danger from succubus/incubus, but also humans as well, and they have to make sure to wear gem bracelets all the time and only take them off when they need to, but always wear them to bed to sleep...and yeah, I still believe that it was a Incubus that scared me awake, must be so embarrassing to them though...I mean possibly.

they didn't really get to start anything and only just tried to touch me, but what they did only just scared me awake, and is the reason why I started to wear gem bracelets to bed, and even have some angel shaped gem under my pillow. I also use my gem bracelets for other reasons as well, besides the whole protecting me from a Incubus when I sleep... I want to make sure I don't dream-walk, which is why I wanted to use a dream-catcher, but because of reasons, I had to take the one I had been using down, it might need to be checked...

I can try to use one of the other gems I have to act as a substitute, I know not many will even take it seriously, and perhaps think I might of just had a dream that might of seem like dream-walking...

but maybe that would of been the case, if I didn't find out some info that might be proof that I'm right about the dream-walking thing, and how I was right to keep myself from going back to sleep when they were sleeping in their room. there is a reason why I have to wear the gem bracelets, one of them being to protect me, and also since the whole freaky stuff that started to happen thanks to the pendulum and it might of been because of my blood type, maybe.

I have to also use my gem bracelets to act as sealing charms and limiters, of course I had to re-do the prayer for the gem bracelets before, so they will still work as sealing charms and limiters, even when I have one of them off for too long, like they would all still work even if I have some of them off..... we could view that little red skull, that Blitz always wears, that his Mom use to wear herself, as his charm, something that he holds dear and could be like a good luck charm to him.

he loved his Mom, and it is possible something happen to her, something bad that Barbie places the full blame on him for, but then again maybe she could be mad at him for a different reason, but what she's mad about... could really be her trying to find a excuse to place all the blame on him for something she was foolishly a part of.

and yeah as weird as it might sound, I still think the Flower that would become Flowey in Undertale, might not really be Asriel at all, they are going through a Imposter Syndrome...

thanks to the dust that had Asriel's memories, as well as the determination that was injected into the flower, and the said flower that would become Flowey, would also be used to host souls inside of it, and it is possible that Alphys had used a human soul, that was Chara's soul....while Asriel's soul was in their adoptive sibling's original body.

some of you understand what I'm going with that theory, and I have talked about this theory, that Flowey is really Chara, and they are going through a Imposter Syndrome, thanks to the dust that holds Asriel's memories, as well as the determination that was injected to them...

and because of Alphys taking the human soul (that belong to Chara) that she found in the true lab, and placed it inside of the flower...Chara, ended up with mixed memories of their original memories and the memories of  Asriel. it could be possible that when Frisk fell, Asriel's Soul had moved from Chara's body, to Frisk and switch to looking like a red human soul....and it at times turns yellow and appears like a monster soul when in "Justice" mode.

for all we know, the Asriel that Frisk sees and even hugs (if that is the Player's choice to do so, like choosing to comfort him or not.) might of been in Frisk's head, because they end up waking up to those they had befriended seeming to be worried about them.

it could turn out that the "Asriel" that is seen back at the place where Frisk had fell, is not the original, but is Chara with his memories, and has mixed memories, and has that Imposter Syndrome...

when the Player plays a Geno Run.....when Flowey is made to "fall down", it might end up freeing Chara's Soul or at least some part of it.... of course in some of the Fanon Timelines and Undertale AU, Flowey is of course Asriel (and even in the game's canon).....but in other timelines, it could turn out Flowey is Chara, they just have Imposter Syndrome and don't remember who they truly are.

and of course this is because of Alphys, who used Chara's Soul to be placed in the flower that would become Flowey, that has Asriel's memories on the said flower.

both Blitz and Chara, are possibly scapegoats to those they had formed a close bond to, and they have been hurt, badly hurt.....

it was NEVER Chara's idea to hurt the monsters in the underground, but given what Sans said before to Frisk/Player about if Toriel hadn't said anything to him.... well, let's just say, Monsters like Sans, would be looking for a bad time as well....even if it does turn out that he was the human half of Steven Quartz Universe.

just picture all those human children, singing the parody song "Stronger Than You" at Sans...or maybe seeing "Good For You" from Dear Evan Hansen. and Chara could be singing it as well, but could end up singing it to both Sans and Asriel...

Blitz might not be Chara, but the two of them were hurt by those they were close to...

even if they aren't close anymore, Blitz still held on some kind of hope and even love for his sister Barbie, but with how we seen her, Blitz is best off without her... we might not know the full story of what went wrong at some point with those two, but we might find out later on, and even if he wants to fix things with her, but he might have to figure out that he isn't the problem...

the problem might be with Barbie, Fizz and Verosika, and maybe Verosika could end up coming to her senses and know that she is has wrongly scapegoating Blitz this whole time...

in theory, Verosika and Fizz might end up making up with Blitz and trying to fix what was broken, but maybe just be friends with him........but as for Barbie, she could end up being the part of Blitz's past, that can't truly be fixed. like it could turn out that Blitz's relationship with both Fizz and Verosika, can be fixed but not like how it once was before, but what went on with his sister, it might be a problem that can't truly be fixed.

Blitz might of been made to think he is a "bad person" because of how he was treated in his life, and he could end up placing up some walls, so he doesn't get hurt, but sometimes those walls break....

and boy did Ozzie, Fizz and Verosika break those walls, and even without meaning to, Stolas also breaks those walls at Ozzie's, even if Fizz (along with his not so secret boyfriend Ozzie) and Verosika's words got to him... how Stolas acted when trying to hide his face, it might of been one of the breaking points for Blitz, and he might believe that Stolas doesn't really love him, and his words at Stolas, might of been more than just at him, they might also have to do with Verosika and possibly Fizz.

he let himself open his heart before, and he ends up getting hurt...even if we might not be 100% sure if at some point he and Fizz dated, but it could be possible that Blitz had feelings for Fizz, but something happen between them to cause Blitz to never tell Fizz how he felt.

Fizz, might of turn out to be Blitz's first love, but he got his heart broken before he could tell Fizz that he was in love with him, but Fizz wouldn't be the last one who ended up breaking Blitz's heart. we could come up with theories on how it went down for Blitz and those two, who he had loved before, but we might not find out the full story with those three until some episodes later.

even if it might seem like the break-ups were caused by Blitz, but there could still be more to the story than just what we get from Verosika... plus maybe he needed a break from her, and he had his own reasons why he couldn't "please" her....if anyone is being selfish, it's you Verosika.

not everyone has to take this theory seriously, but I still believe there is more to Blitz's backstory with Verosika, Fizz and even Barbie, than meets the eye, even if it might seem that Blitz is the one in the wrong, but it could turn out he is but a scapegoat for those three.

and it might even suck when you are made out to be the "bad guy" when someone ya fight with, you know with words, wont see reason or like if they keep misunderstanding some words ya say, and you want to try not to have any misunderstandings that might cross the line and hurt you, badly.

I know my Mom, and possibly the rest of my family, wont even take me seriously about what has been causing my seizures, which hasn't happen since moving to the town we live at now.

not all seizures are gonna be the same, and of course some humans wont take the energy based seizures, seriously....which can happen because of a place or people, and maybe at times both.

I guess it could be called "Empath-Epilepsy" it is possible when the energy emotions of others, or even in a place that could have something not human around it.... could cause the said seizures to happen, and even if I haven't had them since moving to the town we live at now, and I have to take those stupid meds.... but when in the living room, I had the need to go back to my bedroom, I don't know if it's my being paranoid or not, but I guess I can't help but think if I don't do what I feel like I need to,

to go to my room where it's safe, I might end up with a seizure....and that is when there is someone else in the room, not everyone has to take this seriously, and it's okay that not everyone believes it. I don't know if I should talk to my family about this or not, they might not even take it seriously, so far I haven't had that need to run to my room when in the living room too much since I guess it happen a few times.

it's like when you get this feeling, and you could be watching a movie, but you have to stop watching it for now, and head into your room, as it is a safe place to be to protect you from some energies that might be a bit too much for you. maybe the "Empath-Epilepsy" can appear like the Other type of Epilepsy, which mistaken it for the other type might do more harm than good.

plus there can be worse ways to pick up energies from others, and could be a good reason to protect yourself by using gems, well not sure if it could work for everyone, but I'm still gonna use the gems...

anyway, it could be possible that Blitz was always use to being viewed as the "bad guy" because of whatever happen between him and Barbie, Fizz and Verosika. and whatever went down with those three, it must of been bad, and we might not get the full story right away but we will have to wait... even if Blitz still has his good moments, and has people who do care and love him, like Loona, Millie and Moxxie...

but his past still hurts him, and the walls he places up, can break and open up and it ends up showing a very hurt side of himself, even Bee could see that, and once again the embodiment queens might have more sense than the embodiment kings....probably can't leave them alone for a few minutes, without them pulling some bull slag.

the embodiment queens should kick their butts...or at least slap them over their heads.

I think I can only give a very little theory about the whole Barbie, Fizz and Verosika making Blitz the scapegoat to what went wrong with their relationship, plus we will have to wait to know more about Blitz's past.

[feel free to skip the part that talks about the whole purgatory thing again...Blitz’s name will be in the bold...]

and yeah, maybe I should wait to give my thoughts about the whole "Purgatory" and "Elysium" thing, of course even if I do give some of my thoughts about it, some might not fully get it or why I would want to go to one of those places. I guess if I had to give a small hints as to why, it is a "Family Problem" and I ain't talking about my family I live with that I'm blood related to.

but I mean some Other Family, like spiritual and distantly related to.

so yeah, it might be best to not talk about that right now, plus if I do choose to talk about it, no one has to read it. and I know some might not care much for it anyway, so they don't have to read it.

Blitz has family problems, that might not just be about Barbie. and we know his dad was a, not such a great guy, and it might be possible that his wife did leave him at some point. and worse thing Blitz's Mom could do, is just leaving him and Barbie with their Dad even after she left him.

even Moxxie had some family problems, and even if it might not seem that way, but it might be possible that Millie had some family problems as well, but it doesn't have to do with her Parents or her Siblings.

even if they might not agree with each other at times, her family loves her and Millie loves them back, even if Sallie does seem to like poking fun at Moxxie, she might not do anything too harmful to Moxxie, cause she knows it would hurt Millie. I wouldn't be surprised if Millie had some jerky Uncle, who isn't suppose to get too close to Millie or her family, but that theory might just end up as fanon only and not canon at all. like even if it might seem like Millie has a perfect life, while Blitz, Moxxie and Loona didn't have perfect lives....but who knows, we might end up finding out more about Millie's past.

Verosika and Fizzarolli, might think Blitz is terrible at relationships, but maybe he wouldn’t be if those two try to understand why it might seem that way.

so they have no room to talk, even if Fizzy was lucky to find that perfect match for him, but he might not have any room to talk if it turns out he is scapegoating Blitz.

and Verosika might think that a relationship is all about the “snu-snu”, which even if Stolas does seem to like that part with Blitz, he doesn’t just like that, and seems to actually love Blitz himself, in a emotional level.

I’m listening to the song “Born Without A Heart” by Faouzia at the moment.

the song seems to match a character from a Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel Fan Fic, which I’m going to re-read from the first chapter later.

the story is called “Thicker than Water” by Aragem.

I think I will check out their tumblr on here while I’m on here.

I would want to slap the Mom in that story, and I do mean the Dad’s Ex...

I have my reasons on wanting to slap that woman, well either that, or give her a good old hard punch to the arm.

there was a part of a chapter, that made me laugh a lot...it was Chapter 55 Arc 7 that made me laugh a lot....I think even I do get to that part again, when re-reading, it might still end up causing me to laugh.

anyway later, I will re-read the story from the first chapter, and also check out some other stories as well,

you know, there was a time before I was born, I think it was just one doctor or was it more than one doctor...?

who thought I was gonna be born as twins, but I think if I was born as a twin...

I think my twin would be a twin sister, who would be the more confident one of us, and the one who is more out going, but might understand that when I’m push to some limits I can speak up about some stuff, like figuring out about how my seizures might of not been the type that would be like the normal epilepsy.

and even if I can’t tell my family about my being in the different closets I’m in.

like the Neo-Spiritual, Nonbinary-Girl and Aroaceflux (even though I am also Fictoromantic as well, I have that small crush on Doctor Deep from Sonic Prime...I’m still gonna view him as a Egg-Himbo.) and I think it might be possible if I had a twin sister, she would be the one I tell those secrets to, and would understand why I can only be open about it in certain places, and might be able to promise to NEVER tell our family about it, and I know I did want to tell my family about being Aroaceflux before, and I wanted to get their thoughts of Asexuality first...

well just like how both sides who believe that all Aces are Gay or all of them are Straight, but news flash, some Aces will be straight and some will be either biromantic, panromantic....not all Aces will be the same, and it sucks when the two sides that fight most of the time, got it in their heads that all Aces are Straight and the others think they will all be gay.

if they took the time to stop and think, they will realize that only some Aces are gay and some Aces are straight, and some are gonna be Aromantic or Aroflux.

and like I had said before, when I did get my family’s thoughts about it, about Asexuality, I had to act like the talk wasn’t about me, and I had to wear a type of mask and I guess keep it together before I headed to my room.

and once I was in my room, I let myself cry.

there is another reason why I wear my gem bracelets, and I know I had talked about it before, and I will say it again...it is also so I don’t pick up the “pheromone energy” of others....and so far it seems to work, but I’m not sure it would work for everyone. 

Verosika might end up giving out pheromones when she sings, these type of pheromones end up placing some humans in a type of lustful trance, which adding the pheromones of her posse, adds up to a LOT of lustful energy.

of course they do have their little “charm” as well.

also I got to say this, even though not everyone is a “Jezebel”, I would say that being one can be a HUMAN thing, though I guess it could end up being a Succubi Thing as well....but we know how some humans are when they believe that it’s only one type of human that can viewed to be a Jezebel....

I think it would be best to wake up and smell the flowers, and listen to the bird sings......being a Jezebel is a HUMAN thing, understand what I’m saying....?

some might get it, and hopefully there will be some who truly understand.

and wont misinterpret it...

I will get back to talking about the whole Helluva Boss Theory in a little bit...

even if I know I might have only a little to go by at the moment, and it isn’t a very big theory at the moment.

I think that if I did have a twin sister, she would understand me a bit better, like maybe knowing why I had that panic attack in the car in 2015, and understand why I don’t like being outside alone in the car, even if I could go inside to shop with my family, I just don’t feel like it, I know once I have done so before, but I just don’t want to go inside now, and I know I would still have to go inside some places anyway, even when I might rather be home...

I think that if I had a twin sister, and she saw me alone having a type of panic attack in a car during 2015, I think she might end up rushing to me and knowing there was something wrong, and I could end up being spooked at first, and I know I did end up hitting my head when inside.

even if I became calm, maybe she would hug me and tell me it’s going to be okay and no one is going to hurt me.

she might also understand when I need my space, and would be very respectful of that, and after the stuff that happen in 2015, she would understand how much it means to me to need that personal space.

I guess it would be nice to have a twin sister, like if it turn out the doctors were right about my having a twin sister, it would make being a Gemini be all the more interesting. 

she might be the one to understand at some point, even before me...

that it might be possible the reason why I felt tired all the time when I was little, was possibly because of the energy of others and maybe even a place and possibly both, was causing me to feel sleepy.

of course knowing doctors and family, they would end up disagreeing.

if my twin sister was a “Defective Earth Angel” as well, maybe she would be the “Panty” and I be the “Stocking” only with some differences from the Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt....sure it has some naughty stuff in it, but I still like that series, and the songs are interesting. 

if I had to choose between having a date with a guy, and eating some yummy sweets and just staying home playing video games, it would be no contest.

I would choose the yummy sweets and video games.     

Blitz and Barbie are twins, but it doesn’t seem they have that perfect twin bond, well not all twins have to have a perfect twin type bond.

Blitz might not be perfect, but Barbie should be lucky to have him and try to understand he has walls that he has placed around himself to keep the really bad feelings in, and yeah it does appear those walls can break, and be done by those he had cared for in the past and even the present.

maybe once we see a backstory that has to do with why Barbie seems to hate Blitz, maybe I can talk about it a bit in the next theory that has to do with Blitz.     

and we know there is more to the story between Verosika and Blitz, and what that is, we might have to wait until we see their past.

Blitz and Fizzy, were once really close but something happen between them.

whatever that was, we might find out in a future episode. 

I can only give off, maybe a little bit of the theory that has to do with Blitz being used as a scapegoat for Barbie Wire, Verosika Mayday and Fizzarolli for the problems on what went wrong in their toxic-relationship.

even if Verosika might think she is the victim and believes Blitz is fully to blame for their toxic-relationship and breakup, but once again she is a succubus.

even if demons both Hellborn and Sinners might not lose their lives to her or other full succubi who aren’t hybrid, they could still end up causing other non-succubi and even some hybrid succubi, to lose some stamina and energy.

and Blitz, who might still be party succubus thanks to his Mom possibly being half-Imp & half-succubus herself....could still be harmed by Verosika, and maybe there could be charms for a succubus own partner to wear, to protect them from their energy and stamina being drained.

the little red skull that Blitz’s Mom use to wear, might be one of those charms.

that is of course just a theory, and it could be possible that it can work both ways, to protect the wearer from having their energy and stamina being drained by their succubus partner, and also keep them from doing the same with a non-succubus if they happen to be half-succubus themselves.

even if there can be some twins that don’t get along at times, but even some twins that don’t get along all the time, could still hold some love for each other and be there for each other when one of them is deeply hurt.

I don’t think Barbie was even there for Blitz, when he needed her to be.

when he was deeply and emotionally hurt, and for all we know, she could take Verosika’s side when really, it isn’t fully Blitz’s fault.

and it might of been a good idea that he went to Wrath, not just for the whole spending her credit card on horse ridding lessons, but it might of also been to get away from Verosika who can’t take a “No” or “too tired” right now as a sign that Blitz needs to recharge his energy, the same energy that she possibly had sucked out....

not sure if that theory will be confirmed to be canon or not, but it just makes sense to me, and it could end up proving that Verosika is the one that made that Toxic-Relationship more toxic, and not just Blitz.

Fizzy might of became a bit full of himself, and that could of been part of the reason why his relationship with Blitz became a bit toxic over time.

even Blitz’s Dad Cash Buckzo, seem to favor Fizzarolli more than his own son, and might even treat Fizzarolli more like a son than his biological son.  

and one of the reasons Buckzo likes Fizzarolli more than Blitz, might have to do with him bringing in more money than his own son.

maybe we will be able to see more of Blitz’s childhood in the future, maybe a bit of the past between himself and Fizzarolli and what went wrong between them.

sorry if some parts of this got off topic, and if I do end up making a Part 3 of this, it might be after watching some of the new episodes of Helluva Boss.

I can only give off so much with the theory about Verosika, Fizzarolli and Barbie placing all the blame on Blitz for their toxic-relationship, and that is possibly a scapegoating move on those three’s part.

we don’t know the full story between those four, but maybe we will find out more in the future, but that will take time and patience.                                            

[voxsremotec0ck]

so idk if you write anything for Verosika so please feel free to ignore this, but I was listening to her bit in house of Asmodeus about how Blitzø never reciprocated during sex, and it made me think of her showing off pretty, slutty little reader to him, who is quite the opposite and only seems to care about Verosika’s pleasure and will do it anytime, anywhere, even getting whiny when they don’t get to eat her out and stuff? And she’s all “Look, Blitzø I found someone who’s much better 💅”

I love this hold on

“Holy shit, baby come with me!” Your girlfriend, Verosika, gasped before grabbing your arm and dragging you away from the bar. You stumbled a little at the sudden movement, managing to grab your drink just in time.

“What’s going on?” You asked, taking a sip of your drink, “Are we going to fuck?”

“In a second I promise,” She hummed before abruptly stopping, “Well if it isn’t Blitzo.”

“For the millionth fucking time the O is silent now you succubitch!” A rather obnoxious voice yelled out.

Your eyebrows raised at the familiar name and you stepped up next to your girlfriend to take a look, “Wait, Blitzo? As in, your shitty ex that was equally shitty bed? That Blitzo?”

The imp turned his head toward you and glared, “And what the fuck are you, her newest sex toy?”

“They’re my partner, you limp dick prick.” Verosika snapped, “And unlike you, they actually know what they’re doing in bed.”

“Baby let’s just go home so I can eat you out.” You smirked, grabbing onto your girlfriend’s arm.

“Of course cutie,” Verosika kissed your cheek before turning back to Blitzø, “Bye loser, hope you get hit by a car on your way home.”

You giggled and followed your girlfriend out, throwing the imp the middle finger as you went.

“Jokes on you bitch, I’d be into that!”

This is shitty and quick but here

[hazbinshusk]

25 with blitz

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

prompt #25: a kiss that's an accident.

“Okay, this is too wholesome for my liking…”

You stand with your hands braced on your knees as you catch your breath and Blitzø stands beside you, leaning against you with his elbow against your back. You raise an eyebrow at him over your shoulder, and he smirks down at you as though nothing at all had just gone wrong. He opens his mouth to continue, but you straighten as you feel a group approach yours. You turn to see the succubi standing on the sand, an incredibly irritated Verosika Mayday at the forefront.

“Blitzo.”

“Oh, perfect!” Your boss rolls his eyes as he turns to face them too, holding out his hands mockingly. Despite his attempt to be jokingly light, his tone still bites with sarcasm. “That must be the whores!”

Verosika’s expression remains stony.

“That was handled rather…” she smiles coldly. “Obviously. Don’t you think?”

Millie holds up a flask you recognize and says dryly, “I don’t think this belongs to any of us.”

She tosses the flask to the popstar, who catches it and drops it into the hands of another succubus without taking her glower off of all of you.

“Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant fish monster in the human world,” Millie continues, and Moxxie bursts into drunken laughter.

“Oh, Satan! You’re gonna be so… fucked!”

You can’t help but smirk in amusement at Moxxie’s giggling, sharing a sidelong look with Blitzø. He winks at you cockily, smiling back, and you swear Verosika’s scowl deepens as she watches the exchange.

“Yeah, well… you four nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!”

You open your mouth to retaliate, but Moxxie takes a step forward and promptly faceplants into the sand. Pushing himself up onto his hands, he slurs, “A human called me a possum. I am not a possum!”

“You know…” you draw the words out in faux-thoughtfulness, fishing the other imp out of the sand. You push him gently towards Millie, who takes him from you with an almost sickeningly sweet look of adoration. Blitzø props his elbow on your shoulder, and Verosika’s eyes narrow dangerously. Hell, she’s practically growling at the two of you. You keep your tone casual, watching Verosika out of the corner of your eye. Part of you wonders what exactly you in particular have done to raise her ire so much. “…I’m sure there’s some way we could help each other out here…”

Blitzø blinks unevenly before he catches your meaning, a sharp, wily grin spreading over his face.

“Yeah…” he draws out the word in a way that makes his ex-girlfriend grind her teeth together. “We could keep this little B-movie scene on the downlow if you agree to let us use that parking space…?”

He holds out a hand for her to shake, still smiling. You have to hold back a laugh.

Verosika doesn’t take his hand, her eyes pointed above you all as she finally grinds out, “…Fine.”

“WE FUCKIN’ WOOOON!” Blitzø cheers boisterously, cackling in triumph. He turns to the rest of you, grinning, and your eyes widen as he grabs hold of your face and pulls you into a kiss. It’s hard and abrupt and you don’t have the chance to react to it before he pulls away and his eyes are wide too, apparently just as surprised by what he’d done as you were. Still, his tail waves behind him happily, and you feel your face flush deeply.

Blitzø clears his throat, spinning on his heel to taunt. “In your face, bitch!”

You’re left blinking away your shock, and Millie is staring at you, too, a wild grin on her face. You catch Verosika’s eye and your blush deepens, but she doesn’t look angry anymore.

There’s something more like… pity marring her features.

“Come on,” she spares you one more glance as she scoffs, waving her posse away. “Let’s get out of here. TEX!”

Millie elbows you as she hefts Moxxie onto her shoulder, and you exhale, opening the portal the way Loona had shown you. Blitzø catches your eye, and he grimaces awkwardly despite the victory still burning in his eyes.

“That was, uh… some hot shit there, tits.” he tells you, jerking both thumbs back towards the succubi. “Gave those cum-suckin’ harpies a run for their—” his eyes widen as he realizes the possible double meaning. “I mean, you did good with the—”

“Let’s just go home, Blitz,” you say, brushing hair out of your face. “You can explain whatever the fuck that was later.”

“Sounds like a… sounds good.” he nods hurriedly, and you swear you could almost see a blush of his own staining his cheeks. “Come on, Loonie Toonie! Let’s go back and park our fat fuckin’ car in our fat fuckin’ space!”

send me a prompt and either husk or blitzø

[hill-art02]

As much as we criticize Stolas for the way he treats Blitzo, let's not forget that Blitzo is no Saint either.

He's invades the privacy of his employees, constantly bullying one of them, almost said a slur to an illiterate nurse, robbed his ex-girlfriend, and probably some other things I haven't mentioned

But Stolitz stans would rather hate Blitzo for "hurting" Stolas than anything else he done.

[anthurak]

I’ve seen some people questioning Vortex’s presence at the ‘Blitzo Sucks’ party in Apology Tour, and even joining Verosika as a backup singer in Stolas’ big breakup song, when he made it clear in his first appearance that he doesn’t really care about his boss’s personal grudges. And even seemed pretty cool with Blitzo when he showed up at Beelzebub’s party in Queen Bee.

So here’s a little theory I came up with that could explain how Vortex went from “Her beef aint mine. I’m not paid enough to care.” to joining his boss backup singing in a song repeatedly calling her ex a motherfucker. Which also might give us a bit better sense of the show’s timeline…

Consider that when we were first introduced to Vortex in Spring Broken, Verosika noted that he was her new bodyguard, implying that Vortex has only known/worked for Verosika for only the last few weeks or months.

Now let’s consider just how much time has passed between Spring Broken and Apology Tour, which as I detailed in this post, we can actually get a pretty good idea of thanks to the episode The Harvest Moon Festival. Basically, unless everything between Harvest Moon and Apology Tour is somehow meant to take place in the scant month-and-a-half between the harvest moon and Halloween (something Blitzo’s comments about Stolas trying to get out of their monthly hookups in The Full Moon actually disproves entirely), Apology Tour is over a full year and a half after Spring Broken.

Now why is this relevant?

Because it means that in all likelihood, when Vortex first met Blitzo, he hadn’t been to a ‘Blitzo Sucks’ party yet.

And I have to imagine that going to one of those likely changed his opinion of ‘his boss’s freaky ex’ QUITE a bit.

Imagine Vortex, generally a pretty chill, friendly guy who likes to get along with people, going the better part of a year hearing bits and pieces of the drama that happened between his new boss and her ex. He probably doesn’t think too much of it. He’s probably seen messy breakups before, knows that his boss has her own issues. When he first hears about the ‘Blitzo Sucks’ party, he probably thinks it’s a bit much, and only tags along because it’s his job.

And then he’s met with the dozens of people who have gotten fucked over by Blitzo. Realizes just how hurt Verosika was, and just how hurt OTHER people have been by Blitzo.

It’s probably in the midst of consoling and comforting some incubus in the middle of a breakdown, rambling through tears about the imp who stomped his heart in, that Vortex decides that yeah, Blitzo fucking sucks.

Maybe not enough that Vortex would actively kick his ass if they ever crossed paths again, as Tex probably still considers Loona a good friend.

But tag along for a second Blitzo Sucks party, which he clearly got his girlfriend to do some catering for and might even be doing for free, joining Verosika on stage for backup vocals, calling Blitzo the motherfucker that he is?

Yeah, he'll do that.

On one other note, this would also place the episode Queen Bee, and with it Ozzie’s and The Circus as taking place before Halloween, as Vortex is pretty chill and friendly with Blitzo in those episodes. Which in turn puts all three of those episodes, plus Truth Seekers and the date of Moxxie’s and Millie’s wedding (the anniversary of which was during Ozzie’s) in September/October.

[godzillamaster1]

His ex-girlfriend, his childhood friend, and now his sister.

Does EVERYBODY in Blitzo’s old life hate him?

[sir-subpar]

Blitzo

All right! Redesigned/reimagined Blitzo.

So, heres the thing, I don't hate his current design, but I don't love it either.

Under the cut I will talk more

Alright, Blitzo. Biy do I have some thoughts on Blitzo.

I do love the idea of a failed clown turning into an assassin. I love the idea of an assassin from hell slaughtering people that sinners pay him to. I like the idea that this is his way of proving others wrong and trying to redeem himself. Him not wanting to be a failure anymore is a decent idea for a character.

The issues I have:

His treatment towards other characters. I am not opposed to him being an asshole. I like characters who start off terrible but then become good people through consequences and change in Behavior. But blitz's Behavior doesn't actually change for the better in the show. It's more like everyone around him changes to justify everything that he does.

Stalking your employees? Barely addressed.

Setting your best friend on fire? And insulting and guilttripping said friend in a half-assed apology? Apparently good enough.

Stealing from your girlfriend? (I have thoughts on Verosika too, I'll get to her at some point). It brought up in maybe two conversations and never again.

My big issue here isn't so much that Blitz is a bad person as much as the fact that there's no consequences for him except for when the plot demands it. And then said consequences go away an episode later. Especially if we're meant to sympathize with him.

I hate this line. So much. This is one of those times where you can't really redeem a person. Not when they say something like this:

Anyway, back to the design.

Once again, like usual with Viv, there's too much red.

It's kind of easy to lose track of details in his design.

His feet are just really weird to me. Why are they shaped like shoes? His heels are really weird

As mentioned in some of my concept sketches, I feel like if he survived a fire that did *this* to fizz

It should have done more damage to Blitzo. Hence why I made him blind in one eye

I gave him fingers similar to his sister Barbie wire, it just looks better to me. And since they're twins I think it makes sense. Once again, I will do her design as well soon

I do keep his striped horns, as I feel like it makes sense for him to have them with the whole ex clown thing, but since a lot of the other characters aren't clown based they won't get the same stripes on their horns. I know Viv said that hell is like a circus, but it so rarely comes up outside of the jester designs that I decided to omit that in my rewrite

I really want to lean into the idea that he goes through change and improves his behavior bit by bit. With little hints of his soft side towards the beginning, that comes out more clearly as time goes on. Him learning something different from each character

He could learn to take accountability from fizz. Learn professionalism and good business practices from Moxxie. Learn boundaries from his daughter Loona. Etc.

I made him pink as I've heard a few ideas floating around that he might be part succubus or part lust imp and I think that fits him.

And finally... the elephant in the room. Where does Stolas come in?

Look. The way it's portrayed in the show, I don't like it. I liked Stoas better in the pilot. He was just a rich 1% who did what he wanted regardless of who it hurt. I like the idea of that for an antagonist. Blitzo uses him, he uses Blitzo. They both did things for selfish gains.

I also liked the idea that he would send IMP on hit jobs as well. That would have been really interesting to see in the show

I will discuss more about their Dynamic when I do stolas's design. I will give some quick bullet points for now

Blitzo and Stolas don't fall in love.

Stolas constantly holds the grimoire over Blitzo's head to get what he wants. He knows Blitzo's business and livelihood depends on it and he takes full advantage of it.

Blitzo doesn't want to be Shackled to the prince, but doesn't see any other options until Striker appears (again, I will explain that when I get to it).

He resents stolas (and himself) for being trapped in this arrangement

[mauesartetc]

Thoughts on Helluva Boss 108 ("Queen Bee")

Yeeeah so we knew pretty much from the jump that this episode wouldn't have much substance to it. Viv Medrano herself said as much. But again, I have to wonder: What's the point of making a full episode of a show if you don't have the story to support it? You know the phrase "This meeting could have been an email"? This episode could have been a music video.

I typically include a list of pros and a list of cons when I write these, but everything was just so bland I can't functionally categorize much of it. I wasn't angry, I wasn't entertained, I didn't feel anything. All my thoughts about this episode are floating around in a soup and I just can't be bothered to sort them into the usual boxes. So this'll be more of a barely-coherent brainspew than anything else. If the writers couldn't put the effort in, why should I?

Fuck it, let's do this.

First, the elephant in the room: Beelzebub's design. That's a lengthy separate rant I'll save for another time, but I'll just say the first time I saw it, I thought it looked like some kid's DeviantArt fursona. But let's be real, I've got a feeling she only looks the way she does so Viv could make an easy reference to her "Die Young" music video.

I get that Kesha is Viv's idol and it must have been huge to land her for this voice-acting gig (though to be clear, she didn't sing the song in the episode. Helped write it; didn't sing it), but man, the self-indulgence is just leaking through the screen. This wouldn't feel so uncomfortable if Viv herself did any of the animation in this episode, but if you check the credits, she didn't. She wrote this plot cul-de-sac of pointless filler just so she could make other people animate the most complex character design to come out of the show and pat herself on the back for all of it. Again: Could have been a music video.

The episode's actual "plot" consists of Loona having a series of awkward conversations, calling Blitzo, and driving him home when he gets too trashed. There is a little development in their relationship? I guess? But of course no one mentions what went down at the beach. Much like what happened between Blitzo and Stolas in "Ozzie's", we can safely assume that event will get swept under the rug, never to be heard from again. I'd like to point out that the musical number takes about three minutes out of the fourteen-and-a-half-minute runtime. They could have cut the rest of this shit and nothing would have been lost; in fact a good amount of time and money would have been saved.

Three minutes. That's all you would have needed.

As far as Bee and Vortex, I never would've guessed they were a couple unless Vortex said so. They act more like good friends than boyfriend and girlfriend. Y'all couldn't have shown us a kiss, a little flirting, or even a hug? The PDA doesn't have to be excessive, but some indication of chemistry might be nice. This would also create more tension and discomfort for Loona, as it'd be hard to watch the guy she has a crush on make out with someone else.

Also, question: In this universe, hellhounds have roughly the same social status as imps, right? Maybe lower? Why, then, is it perfectly okay for one of the Seven Sins, who outranks Stolas, to date a hellhound, but it's not okay for Stolas to date an imp? What the fuck was the main conflict of "Ozzie's", then?! Hello?? With what little worldbuilding y'all give us, could you at least try to keep it consistent?

Speaking of which, the cleanup in this one is just rife with inconsistencies. It's not usually something I comment on as it hasn't been too noticeable in other episodes, but damn. Sometimes the outlines are thick, then they're thin, then they're thick again. The screenshots below came from three consecutive Loona scenes:

And take a look at how often Beelzebub's longest eyelashes change:

I noticed a bit of this in Exes and Oohs as well, with the scratch on Chaz's nose changing thickness from scene to scene. I'll repeat what I said then: Make sure the whole cleanup department sticks to the same brush size.

As for the song "Cotton Candy"... eh. It was alright? Not really my thing, but I'm not a big pop music fan anyway. Would I listen to it in my everyday life? Nah. But it's fine. I will say there's a hiccup in the meter of the lyrics that kinda threw me off:

Hey, I don't know why I'm whatchu want but it's the truth I'm not your lie Let them eat cake let them eat pie Or better yet Let them eat COTTON CANDY!

Feels like there could've been more after "or better yet"; the "cotton candy" seems abrupt there, as if the song were playing on vinyl and the record skipped. Maybe "Or better yet/ The sweetest treat that any one of y'all can get/ COTTON CANDY!" Like I'm not a songwriter by any means and I don't pretend to be anywhere near Kesha or Drew Pearson's level, but perhaps a few more syllables would've made that verse feel more complete.

But the animation for the musical number was really good! (Sounding like a broken record here, but this could have been a music video and it would've been much more tolerable.)

Kesha's voice acting was okay, though in some spots it came off like she's never said the f-word before. Just didn't seem natural. But the rest was alright.

I did like how Beelzebub was actually a decent person, since it would've been way too easy to make anyone Vortex was dating (who wasn't Loona) a total bitch. But Bee is gregarious, generous and actually nice to Loona despite her social awkwardness. And hey, Loona had a somewhat-positive interaction with another female character, so brownie points for that, I guess?

Not sure what Loona actually learned here, though, or how she magically dropped the attitude and became more social after some rando flirted with her (I mean you were literally crying a minute ago but some dude calling you hot is enough to change your mind about leaving?). I don't know, it feels like the episode could've shown her connecting with other introverts and doing something fun in their own little enclave, enjoying the party in their own way, rather than making her extroverted in a matter of seconds. Then maybe her newfound friends would like her for who she really is, not for the arbitrary box she tried to squeeze into. There's more than one way to have fun at a party, y'know? Perhaps a way that doesn't involve drinking, which Loona seems keen to avoid (but has no problem cheering Blitzo on in a chugging contest, apparently-?).

One nitpick about the hellhound in the purple shirt who called Loona a hottie: That was not the voice I expected to come out of him. The delivery just doesn't match at all. Something deep, sure, but maybe smoother, more sultry? (Seriously, if you played the audio of that line for someone who hadn't seen the show and asked them to match it to a male character from this episode, I'd bet anything they wouldn't get it on the first try.)

I know I've said before that Helluva Boss is what happens when you write fanfic of your own IP, but this episode, more than any other, reeaaally felt like fanfic. This felt like a fan asking, "Hey, what if we saw what Loona was up to in the Ozzie's episode?", then creating a bottle story that didn't affect anything else in canon. This whole thing (apart from Cotton Candy) was truly a waste of everyone's time. I'm glad the animators got some good reel fodder out of it, but whatever they were paid, it wasn't enough.

[lolotheparagon]

Helluva Boss is Hella Sexist To Both Men and Women - Part 2

In my last post about HB, I was discussing how the main female characters of HB get shunted to the sidelines/used as a vehicle for the men's character development. And its about time we started talking about the male characters as well. Cos despite how female characters being mistreated is the more pressing issues (cos female characters always have trouble being written properly for hundreds of years because the writers were incels or misogynistic women) male characters have their own stereotypes or objectification that writers fall into. Especially in regards to mlm relationships (OH, WE'LL FUCKING GET TO THAT)

But for now, lets talk about the main guys in HB:

Blitzo

I might as well go into full character analysis here cos Blitz is ultimately the protagonist of the show. Blitz is a interesting character by concept. A foul-mouthed demon with a literal devil-may-care attitude, completely unprofessional, loves his job as an assassin but also craves love and intimacy with others but struggles to due to a history of failed relationships in the past so he hides behind a mask. Hes an absolute mess of a character and I love that. Blitz is not only a good vessel for comedy but drama as well as his self-sabotaging of his relationships with his friends/co-workers can be a great character arc of him learning to trust others again and start to love himself...

HOWEVER Vivziepop just LOVES throwing angst upon angst onto this guy cos it seems that every past relationship he's had from an ex-girlfriend Verosika to his former partner/childhood friend Fizzarolli to even HIS OWN SISTER ends bitterly and it seems no one from Blitz's past even likes him or is on some amiable ground. Verosika is portrayed like an antagonistic ex, Fizzarolli condescends and humiliates him and from what we see of Barbie's view from that animatic, she comments on how he fucked up her life. So we have two women who are scorned at him (one for justifiable reasons since Blitz was an inconsiderate jerk and the other for reasons we dont know yet) and a guy who broke ties with him to be his rival. And its not like Blitz isnt remorseful because whenever Verosika talks about their relationship, you can see the look of regret on Blitz's face and he was shown to be scared whenever he encounters Fizz, like a kid scared of a bully.

Even Blitz's relationship with his adoptive daughter is fucked up, Loona constantly abuses her father when hes done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to warrant it outside of him being protective at a few moments or babying her (and by babying her I mean calling her Loonypoo or showering her with gifts and hugs). Aka what a typical parent is like. And yet he constantly bends over backwards for her and Loona hasn't even learned her lesson to stop being a bitch cos apparently the writers think women hitting men is funny. There are a few moments of them getting along, but its only for comedy. I would say the only good relationships Blitz has is with Millie and Moxxie. But even that's pushing it cos Blitz barely interacts with Millie in any meaningful way outside of co-worker banter and with Moxxie, the only meaningful scenes they share is in the Truth Seekers episode or that little scene in Seeing Stars.

Ultimately Blitz' relationships with others is why he's such a fucked up mess of a person to begin with. While he has a more stable relationship with his current friends/co-workers, the people of his past keep coming back into his life to mess with him and while he clearly regrets how he treated some, like Verosika, others like Fizz, are okay with hurting him for the evulz and thus set them up to be villainous foils. With all this baggage plus his traumatic childhood regarding his father and presumably dead mother, Blitz sounds like a great character to explore, especially with two characters who both have history with Blitz in different ways. And they barely show up.

You see, Verosika and Fizz ONLY appear in a couple episodes. Fizz appears properly (not his robot double) in the season 1 FINALE and his past with Blitzo is only expanded upon in season 2 premiere whereas Verosika had her own episode in season 1 earlier and her only other significant appearance is in the finale. Apart from that, we only get snippets of info about their relationships from Blitzo's viewpoint. WE HAVENT EVEN SEEN A FLASHBACK WITH BLITZ' BREAK UP WITH FIZZ OR VEROSIKA.

And then we come to his relationship with Stolas...and its fucking awful. That image at the top of this post? Thats what Blitz thinks of Stolas. Doesn't look like a wholesome relationship, does it? I can talk about Stolitz enough to fill a bible but to summarise: Blitz' relationship with Stolas is incredibly fucked up and whats worst, its shown so far to be one-sided. What started as a transactional sex relationship in order for Blitz to use Stolas' grimoire to enter the human world to do his job. (the ONLY METHOD HE HAS, mind you) And from what we see of Blitz' view of this relationship, he's tolerant of him at best to annoyed and angry at worst. The one scene at the end of the season 1 finale cements this when Stolas wants to comfort Blitz after the scene at Ozzies and Blitz refused to have sex with Stolas cos hes deeply hurt and embarassed after everything thats happened that night.

(btw love this video is titled Blitzo hurts stolas feelings. Like the scene of Blitz being publicly humiliated by both his ex and his rival didnt happen not 1 minute ago with Stolas just standing there not even saying anything so Blitz is clearly hurt by that but nooooo sad gay owl uwu)

Throughout the first season, Blitz treats Stolas like an abhorrent admirer with how Stolas constantly coddles or flirts with him to the nth degree and the argument shown above thats supposed to be the climax of this relationship's problems isnt even RESOLVED when the second season rolls around, the show just treats Blitzo like a tsundere slowly becoming more chill with someone whom he's force-shipped with. The writers really REALLY want you to root for Blitz to be with Stolas yet Blitz has been nothing but uncomfortable or annoyed in his presence. Look at Blitz' face on these photos on Stolas' phone. He looks bored as fuck. oH buT ItS OKAy cos BLitzo hAS a PHOTo of HIm slightly smiling AFter the two had secks so its all good.

That's not the gotcha card you think, guys. Still doesnt excuse how fucked up the relationship is

The main problem I have with Blitzo is that Vivziepop LOVES to torture this imp for drama with scorned lovers, estranged siblings, an abusive father, a presumably dead mother, an ex-best friend who's now his bully, a one-sided relationship with a powerful prince thats built on coercion and pity sex. And yet the show flits back on forth on making him this lol screw you memelord who doesnt give a fuck to a tragic, broken man who doesnt know how to love anyone and himself anymore and the show doesnt dwell hard enough into the latter. I want Blitz to get therapy already or have him actually learn from his mistakes and the show doesnt punish him for it or treat his abuse like a joke. Ive got nothing wrong with a protagonist who's an asshole but dumping all this trauma and angst onto this character who's already got issues to deal with in his current life (like stalking, his lack of respect for boundaries, saying the r slur or making fatphobic jokes) is just depressing.

Moxxie

Moxxie is by far my fave character for how level-headed and kind he is but cos the writers are so indulgent with their tropes, they've flanderised him into a soft boi malewife, infantilising him to the point he literally cant do anything without his wife picking up the slack.

My three main problems with him are: his status as a butt-monkey, his lack of agency and his co-dependency on Millie.

To start with: he's the most morally upright imp on the team so its only natural he would be the butt monkey of the team, but despite how Blitz respects him enough as an assassin, Moxxie is still ridiculed, assaulted and attacked by Blitz, Loona, Verosika, practically everyone except his wife. And while having a butt monkey for comedy is fine, the show goes out of its way to mock Moxxie for things that are so nonsensical it feels more like degradation than snarky banter. For some reason, theres a running gag where Loona and Blitz mock how fat Moxxie is...Look at him! He's thin as a pencil! WHO THE FUCK CONSIDERS THAT FAT?! And whats worse, Moxxie has internalised this by saying to Loona in the most recent episode that he lost weight, to which Loona looks up at him and ignores him. Why is this a running gag? What is the reason? It feels so cruel and pointless.

Secondly, his lack of agency. Despite Moxxie being the most intelligent of the team and his name LITERALLY MEANS "fighting spirit." he's still delegated to a damsel in distress or be given the idiot ball so other characters can have more spotlight. In the Spring Broken episode, while Blitz is distracted with Loona and Verosika, Millie and Moxxie put up the slack and carry on the mission, but Moxxie accidentally gets drunk and spends the rest of the episode being an inebriated doofus. Little moments like this are funny but there was and entire subplot in Seeing Stars where Moxxie gets roped into buying demo CDs and merchandise from every hack artist he bumps into in Hollywood and its up to Millie to take charge.

In the Exes and O's episode where we finally meet Moxxie's father and the uncomfortable reunion plus Moxxie's traumatic childhood flashback perfectly builds up to a scene where he stands up to Crimson for forcing him into marrying a dickhead shark and yet Moxxie gets struck down in one shot and wakes up being tied up at the altar. So the one chance Moxxie gets to take down his monstrous father is completely negated. Thats fucking weak.

Isnt Moxxie supposed to be a professional assassin? Have him do more badass stuff. Let him take control of a mission or a rescue. Have another scene like the Harvest Moon festival where he intimidates a villain with a DEMON-KILLING GUN. Or that scene where Blitzo and Moxxie take down a bunch of human agents in Truth Seekers. He has incredibly knowledge of weaponry and technology which are excellent skills for an assassin to have, so USE THEM. Where's this Moxxie?

This issue also ties into his relationship with his wife Millie. Even though M&M have the most stable wholesome relationship in the whole show, half the time it feels like Millie is doing the most physical work out of their relationship. Whenever Moxxie is in trouble, kidnapped, put in danger or held hostage, Millie always bursts in to save the day and that would be fine except it makes Moxxie look like some baby who cant even tie his bow without Millie there. That whole wedding crash scene in Exes and O's was all set up so Millie can burst in doing cool badass fighting and save her husband. Why couldnt Crimson lock up Millie and Blitzo too? Well, we wont be able to have our cool Millie fight scene where she murders a bunch of thugs and do a Shrek reference. It feels imbalanced calling these two a "power couple" where only ONE of them is powerful and the other is just the emotional support noodle boy. And its even worse how Millie so far hasn't been in a situation where she needs support from her husband so we dont see that much of Moxxie being a good husband outside of cute couple banter.

Basically less this and more of this

Lastly, it seems he gets hit with the angst stick too, cos the most recent episode was about his traumatic childhood with his abusive mob boss father and it turns out he isnt even dealt with or killed by Moxxie, the imps just rescue Moxxie and fuck off so Crimson can continue to be more of a problem. Yeah, that's exactly what this show needed. More traumatised men having their abuse being completely glossed over/treated as a joke so we can have our precious status quo. Except the rich white guy, he gets his happy ending.

SPEAKING OF WHICH...

Stolas

Oh god, its time we talked about this fucker.

My issue with Stolas mostly stems from two things: his treatment of the people he's supposed to care about like Blitz or Octavia and his flanderisation from a clingy rich asshole from the pilot who is in a transactional sexual relationship with a low class imp to a precious soft uwu nice guy who tries WEALLY HARWD

Vivzie clearly likes Stolas and she's been pushing for him to be a main character since the beginning, but the problem was Vivzie wants Stolas to be a well-intentioned person WHILST being a barely trying father to his teenager daughter and still being in a borderline SA relationship with a commoner.

Now I like the idea of Stolas being a complex character, theres nothing wrong with a flawed but sympathetic character (which Vivziepop is clearly trying to do). Stolas has made mistakes, he's neglected his daughter, cheated on his wife and put the only person he claims to love in his life in a transactional sexual relationship with a commoner imp, whilst treating other imps with apathy or disdain. These are all great things to unpack with Stolas, giving him the reality check he desperately needs (lets not forget he's a privleged prince of Hell and hes always been rather ignorant) so he can improve and be a better person, not just for himself, but to his daughter and to Blitz, whom he's grown to care about beyond sexual attraction.

BUT NOPE! Lets give Stolas a tragic backstory in the season 2 opener (JUST AFTER THE PREVIOUS EP TALKING ABOUT HOW STOLAS CLEARLY REALISING BLITZ DOESNT RECIPROCATE HIS FEELINGS AND THAT STOLAS MISINTERPRETED THEIR RELATIONSHIP). Lets give him an unhappy childhood, a father who doesnt care about him (yes Vivzie slap on another abusive dad to your characters as a shortcut for the audience to sympathise with them, that'll work), an unhappy marriage to an abusive woman, his relationship of Blitz is now established as a childhood friends trope (although I use the term VERY loosely as the two aren't even friends for more than a day) and instead lets depict Stolas' affair from a messy, complicated dilemma Stolas has to deal with the consequences to a triumphant act of defiance over an abusive wife. And dont get me wrong, Im totally fine with Stolas divorcing Stella, it was clear their marriage even in Stella's first appearance wasnt happy. BUT considering how that whole Circus episode was used to make the audience sympathise with Stolas EVEN MORE than the show was already doing, its overcompensating at this point.

When a show is shoving so many sad tragic scenarios into a character's backstory so the audience can buy merch feel sorry for him, thats a sign the character himself isn't very well written.

Lets also talk about Octavia, his teenager daughter who's bared witnessed to her parents declining marriage careening into divorce and while this is happening, we see Stolas making bare minimum attempts to fix his relationship with her. In Loo Land, we see Stolas taking her to a park she's clearly not interested in going to cos he's too stupid to ask about his daughter's interests and spends half the episode flirting with Blitz. After a talk with Octavia and comforts her afterwards, taking her out of the park and suggests they do something she enjoys. Now, I loved that. It really showed how Stolas can put his horniness aside to help his daughter. BUT in the next episode about them, Stolas dismisses Octavia AGAIN cos hes too focused on arguing with his ex-wife, causing Octavia to run away to the human realm. And sure Stolas is worried sick once he finds out Octavia's gone but when we get into the human realm and both him and Blitz get shoved into a sitcom studio, STOLAS JUST GOES ALONG WITH THIS WHOLE SITCOM SUBPLOT AND AGAIN FLIRTS WITH BLITZ LIKE THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF THEM INTERACTING DIDNT HAPPEN.

With how anxious Stolas was acting throughout the first act of the episode, you would think that he wouldnt have time to deal with Blitz' sitcom shit and spend the day but NO FOR SOME REASON LOONA'S THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ACTIVELY SEARCHING FOR OCTAVIA. OCTAVIA'S OWN FUCKING FATHER IS TOO INCOMPETENT TO SEARCH FOR HER HIMSELF ALL BECAUSE OF SOME WACKY COMEDIC MISUNDERSTANDING WITH BLITZ. Oh sure, your teenage daughter's missing in the human realm but nah l'll just carry on simping for my imp bf cos HEY AT SHE'S NOT IN DANGER.

Loo Land: Stolas wants to spend a day with Octavia but ends up distracted with Blitz and learns to pay attention to his daughter and support her.

Seeing Stars: Octavia wants to spend a day with her father but Stolas dismisses her because he'd distracted with arguing with his ex-wife, causing Octavia to run off to the human realm, Stolas goes there but spends half the episode watching Blitz in a live sitcom instead of finding his daughter and yet is forgiven for being a neglectful dad.

But its okay cos Stolas and Octavia have a big hug at the end (they dont even get a chance to talk about the divorce btw since this is the first episode featuring Stolas and his family after the divorce) and despite how hurt and neglected Octavia felt by her dad, she's like "ah its no big deal the furry here told me dads fuck up but they mean well so im good now". So Stolas makes the bare minimum amount of parenting and he's forgiven for it cos he TWIES. Not trying hard enough, just trying at all. "Cos hey, at least its better than nothing!"

Vivzie, this plus the amount of abusive fathers youve already got in this show, I think you have daddy issues. You might wanna get that checked out.

So, much like with its female characters: Helluva Boss has serious problems with how it portrays men. The man with shitloads of emotional trauma and abuse is glossed over/never resolved for the sake of drama and protecting the status quo. (Blitz, Moxxie) The soft-spoken male being infantilised to the point he cant even fight his way of a paper bag with his badass hypercompetent wife to help him (Moxxie), the father who does the bare minimum amount of effort for his daughter and is forgiven for it because HE MEANS WELL (Stolas), the utterly RANCID fetishisation of mlm relationships with the endgame couple going from a toxic sexual manipulation/transactional relationship into a forbidden lovers romance (Stolitz) and the rest of the men in the show are either sex-obsessed (Chaz, Fizzarolli) or abusive (Paimon, Blitz' dad, Crimson) cos MEN AMIRIGHT?

Yeah there are a lot of perverts, coomers and abusive dads irl. Im not saying Helluva Boss isnt accurate to that fact. But these are negative stereotypes about men that shouldnt be shoved in our faces all the time. I think the only recurring male demon character so far who ISNT a chauvinistic dick, cruel or abusive is Wally Wackford. I know people pull the "oh theyre from Hell, of course they're jerks" to excuse all of this but thats fine when theyre characters youre not supposed to sympathise with like Crimson or Blitz' dad but its another thing when your supposed to sympathise with characters like Stolas but they're fucking horrible and yet the show constantly treats them like precious babus who did nothing wrong, while the characters who ARE legit sympathetic (Moxxie, Blitz) are dumped pain after pain onto them cos that makes good dramatic scenes for Youtube, not a story.

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/lolotheparagon/712718858369286144/helluva-boss-is-hella-sexist-to-both-men-and-women

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My Full Comfort Characters List

Oggy, Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Gary The Snail, Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Hello Kitty, My Melody, Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Shy (Little Miss)

Mr Quiet, Little Miss Giggles (Mr Men Show)

CookieSwirlC, Jaiden Animations, Dawko, Rageminer, REU Music Channel (YouTubers)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Jigglypuff, Eevee, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Iris, Sylveon (Pokémon)

Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck, Tippi, Peach, Daisy (Mario)

Mario, Yoshi, Luigi (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz, Dr Eggman, Vector, Chip, Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Sonic, Tails (Sonic/AOSTH)

Poppet, Dr Strangeglove, Baby Rox, Captain Squirk, Jeepers, Kissy, Shishi (Moshi Monsters)

Hanazuki, Yellow Hemka, Pink Hemka, Light Blue Hemka (Hanazuki)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man, Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

Pusheen The Cat

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Bubble (BFDI)

Winner (TPOT)

X, Cake (BFB)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Kirby, Meta Knight (Kirby)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Duck Guy, Red Guy, Bread Mother, Electracey (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

ENA (Season 1/Dream BBQ)

Moony (ENA)

Toriel, Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli, Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Secret History! Tails (Mashed)

MX (Mario 85)

N (Murder Drones)

505, White Hat (Villainous)

SCP-049, SCP-999 (SCP)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Lord X, Majin Sonic, Hog, Curse (EXEs)

Hypno (Pokémon/Poképasta)

Lost Silver (Pokepasta)

XR, NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Ms Joke, Eri, Tsuyu Asui (My Hero Academia)

Rayman (Rayman/Animated Series)

Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Arkham Asylum/Arkham Knight/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Ragdoll, Riddler, Joker (The Batman Series)

The Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)

Cofi, Bezel, Slushi, Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)

Hex, Nikusa, Rascal, Sarvente, QT, Boyfriend, Girlfriend (FNF)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune, Streber, John, Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

Blitzo, Moxxie, Collin, Stolas, Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa, Someity (Tokyo 2020 Mascots)

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet (Celebrities)

Bingo, Snorky (Banana Splits)

Wall-E, EVE (Wall-E)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Needlem0use, Luther, Sarah Hendedson (Needlem0use)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Bendy (BATDR)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari, Meggy Spletzer, Melony (SMG4)

Mugman, Baroness Von Bon Bon (Cuphead Show)

Slender Man, Splendor Man, Lulu, Jeff The Killer, Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)

Moon Knight

Meilin Lee, Abby Park (Turning Red)

Spot The Dog

Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom (Eddsworld)

EteleD, Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Perrito, Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Sayori, Monika, Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Mr Shark, Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Grim Reaper, Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

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crazy ex girlfriend has so many songs relevant to apology tour

edit: ok not really just apology tour,just blitzø in general

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Helluva Boss Theory: Blitzo Might Be Panromantic & Ace, And Stolas Doesn't Deserve Him...At Least Not Yet.

[Note 2# : I had to edit this and add something at the bottom...cause of reasons, cause I didn't want any misunderstandings...]

[Note: Please Do NOT reblog this without my permission, also this theory is for Mature Audience Readers only...also will be talking about my thoughts about Emberlynn from Helluva Short Series in the Short Episode 3...don't read if you haven't watched it yet, cause spoilers.]

okay even though we know that it has been confirmed that Blitzo is Pansexual, but for all we know it could be possible that while Blitz is in fact Pan, he might actually be Panromantic and Ace...

there are different types of Aces in the Asexual Spectrum, but it is possible that either Blitz hasn't figured out he is Ace or he has but he stays in the closet because of how some people in Hell in Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel's shared universe, react to others being Ace with possibly only a few like Rosie who is accepting.

but even I know there is the possibility that Rosie might not know that some people who are Ace, do in fact have boyfriends, girlfriends and romantic-partners and they can choose to have or not to have "snu-snu" time but both parties will have to be okay with it.

it's kind of gross about some info I read before, I was curious and wanted to see if there was a name for something that is a mix of Platonic & Romantic, but then I found some gross info about how some people view "romantic partnership" seriously, it is just so misinformed and gross.

as if sexual attraction is the only thing involved, and love doesn't always involve that "snu-snu" at least Fizz and Ozzie have it a bit more together and balanced because they know their feelings for each other are way beyond the physical stuff...

also thinking about the times when Blitz in the past episodes had pointed out how uncomfortable he felt with how Stolas flirted him, because no matter if your Ace or not, that could make some uncomfortable.

but when Blitz gives Stolas a taste of his own medicine, Stolas of course replied back with "I don't like how your speaking to me!"

even some fans have figured this out, and while we can probably still see the good side of Stolas, but it doesn't change the fact he is the one in the wrong.

even if there were miscommunications between Blitz and Stolas, in the episode where that Anti-Blitzo Party had first appeared in.

but Blitz never wanted to have that first affair with Stolas, he just wanted the book...but Stolas technically guilt trip him with his "sweet but heartbreaking words"...

Blitz might still need to work on himself, to try to be better...

but he might be the true victim, and some of his Exes who only half of them weren't even Exes at all but just some jerks who were making moves on a emotional hurt by the events at Ozzie's, DENNIS.

plus Vortex was there at his girlfriend Bee's party, so he shouldn't play a part in labeling Blitz as the "one in the wrong" and the "bad guy"

I guess Verosika is in the friend zone and is in a better place with Blitz, but it is possible that when she was saying "love" it might not really involved what we originally thought, and it might not have to do with the whole saying "I love you" to Blitz, not 100% sure.

but whatever it might be, it could be hinted in Verosika's song at Ozzie's that it is linked to the words she used that had her saying she "loved" but it isn't fully explained, which leaves fans guessing it was her telling Blitz that she loved him, but we aren't 100% sure if that is what had him dump her.

but if Blitz is Ace, well Panromantic-Ace but is in the closet when it comes to being Ace...

it's possible he isn't truly comfortable with romantic-relationships that aren't like Millie and Moxxie's relationship, because those two have a balance and don't make it all about the physical stuff.

even if they still do that, but their love for each other runs way deeper than that.

it might be possible only some fans are seeing signs on victim blaming and scapegoating going on, I still liked the episode where the Anti-Blitzo Party took place.

but while we can feel sorry for Stolas for being married with Stella, with the only good thing coming out of it being Octavia.

but with how he was at Ozzie's Club, and how he acted during the whole taking his book back for good which also had a misunderstanding because Blitz had no idea what was going on.

but Stolas had to be a Apple Sugar Spice Honey Of Liquid Egg to Blitz, who was possibly only acting like a Apple Sugar Spice in trying to get back together, but in the wrong way, might be from the idea that it is "normal" with those like Stolas, but it isn't.

just because Stolas was being a insensitive Apple Sugar Spice Honey Of Liquid Egg, doesn't mean Blitz had to play the same game as him.

and yeah, with some who are clueless to the situation between those two, will likely take "poor sweet and vulnerable Stolas's side" but I'm not sure if he 100% deserves it at this point, not unless he figures out he is more in the wrong than Blitz is, and they both would have to start in the friend zone.

I already view Mammon being Panromantic-Ace, even though it would be mostly Fanon, while in the Canon he is fully Asexual.

plus it could be possible maybe, there were always hidden hints that Blitz might be both Pan and Ace.

but what type of Ace he is, we don't know for sure.

and even if it might be a while before Vassago appears in a episode, but I kind of want to OTP Ship him with Blitz.

I think if Vassago did have a boyfriend who was Ace, he would be a bit more respecting and loving and NOT make their relationship into all about what Stolas had made it between him and Blitz, but it is possible Stolas might not fully understand there are more ways to show love and he could of been the one to ask Blitz out on a REAL date for the first time, even if the reason why Blitz asked him to come to Ozzie's was for a different reason.

Blitz isn't the one to make it all about "snu-snu", plus Stolas did kinda caught him in a bad time with Martha's Family trying to get him, Moxxie and Millie...

Stolas is the one who came up with the deal and favor for the book, NOT Blitz...and I don't think Stolas gave Ozzie the full story as to why he needed a Asmodean Crystal.

and if he did, it might be possible that Ozzie wouldn't give Stolas the Asmodean Crystal, cause the Prince of Lust has apparently more sense than Stolas does when it comes to "mutual love & lust" and not being for "forced lust"...

Ozzie would possibly still do it for Fizz, as well as for his new rekindle friendship with Blitz....BUT NEVER for Stolas.

Ozzie's words about "artificial love" and how "lust shouldn't be forced"

might have more meaning than what it appears, because Stolas might of been forcing the lust he was feeling before...

he had to make it all about him and not fully get why Blitz was upset with him after the incident that happen at Ozzie's.

or the fact what happen left him emotional vulnerable mess that those like Dennis, will take advantage of...

Dennis is a Apple Sugar Spice Honey Of Liquid Egg.

Blitz was NEVER fully in the wrong, but he was made to believe he was.

he may have messed up in life, and I still think Barbie was responsible for those fireworks that caused Fizz to not make it out in time and become a cyborg in the first place.

it's good that Blitz wants to be better, but he isn't the only one who is at fault...

and if the fan theory about Blitz being Panromantic and Ace is correct, then he does not need to be fixed, cause he will always be loved by both his daughter and even M & M.

also I can't remember the name of the video or the channel on Youtube that talks about how Blitz is the true victim.

but I can't help but be happy someone else sees that Loona should be made Blitz's top priority when it comes to getting her help at the hospital at the Sloth Ring first, but trust Moxxie and Millie to save that sorry excuse of a Apple Sugar Spice of Stolas's.

and Stolas still has to make it about him, how "Blitzy his knight didn't come to safe him from Striker."

dude, he had to be there for his daughter...

the video had pointed out the reasons why Blitz couldn't be the one to save Stolas, because he had to help his DAUGHTER and couldn't drop everything for him, and had to send people he was close to and trust to go save his spoiled bird apple sugar spice.

and if I remember correctly it had pointed out how Stolas was the one who first made Blitz uncomfortable with the unwanted flirting and advances at Loo Loo Land.

but when Blitz did give Stolas the same treatment, Stolas is of course saying he doesn't feel comfortable on how Blitz is speaking to him, even though he did the same dang thing to him before.

maybe Striker is only half-right about blue bloods, I'm still going to identify as purple blood, also I may have found out why my Mom had Evening Sickness with me before I was born, and well I don't think I will talk about it fully on here right away...cause it is best that I don't.

still going to be weird and still call myself that self-nickname "The Eveningstar Princess"...and I think I'm still a weird defective earth angel who's blood type is O RH D Negative, and I shouldn't take Sugar Honey Ice Tea from Toxic-Religious people.

even ones that made a offense video that seems to have a problem with Pride Month, well excuse me if my being Gray-Aroace (who is also Fictoromantic) insults that jerk, who I'm not going to say the name of or the video...

maybe later or tomorrow I will listen to the song "F*** You" by Lily Allen.

also Blitz shouldn't take Sugar Honey Ice Tea from Stolas or him playing the "victim", but even if those two did get back together...it should be Stolas begging on his knees for Blitz's forgiveness.

also my thoughts about Emberlynna Pinkle, is that well the episode short was funny, I couldn't help but laugh.

but seriously Emberlynn, you NEVER take off a charm that protects you from demons!

I mean even if I might have small crushes on Ozzie and Fizz, but would rather I be in the friend zone, like being the platonic girlfriend aka Girl-Buddy...but even I know that in this universe, ya can't just you know do what she did...

the reason I had started to wear gem bracelets to sleep, and even keep them on almost all the time now and only take them off when I have to...

is because of a possible Incubus scaring me awake, and I rather not go into full detail how that went, only that I was on my back and it was dark and I might of been fully aware in the dream...and I didn't see the Incubus but I felt them and it felt too real and it scared me awake.

of course it isn't just Incubus I have to worry about now, but also humans who give off too much Toxic-Lust energy, and gave me about three close calls, four if you count from the residue left over that was still in their now former room, but they had moved out.

and it only got into my room and caused that small 4th close call, because it possibly jump on to someone else who I have some trust for, and when they open the door to my room to tell me something it let that little monster residue in.

which is why I had to put some bag of salt in that other room...

but yeah, besides me having to protect myself from both Incubus and Humans with toxic-lust energy...

Emberlynn should of kept that charm on, would of kept her safe...even if she was creeping Blitz out...but as funny as that episode is, going to have to feel sorry for Blitz.

one of the things I hope, is that she wasn't foreshadowing about the King of Wrath having concubines, and well even if Bee sees him as a brother figure but also thinks he is hot, is still too much info for me.

and I'm not really a fan of the one from our universe, but who knows how the one from Helluva Boss will be like.

and as weird as it might be to some, when Innocent souls who end up in Hell because of some Toxic-Satanist crossing lines.

it might of been last month, when I realize that those innocent souls who were hurt, they are MY people.

and like Charlie's words said in the song "More Than Anything"

I need to save my people more than anything.

the Sinners that Charlie is trying to help save and redeem, are her people.

the Innocent souls that ended up in Hell because of some Toxic-Satanists, those are my people and I will never be okay with Toxic-Satanists crossing those lines.

and if it were possible, I still want to give Abel the cold hands to face punishment for the lambs, and put Grunkle Abel and Grandpa Cain in a time-out box, Grandpa Seth doesn't get the same punishment, cause for all we know, he might be the more likely not make the same mistakes as those two.

Cain wasn't given the proper help before it got worse and he had a very dangerous breaking point.

I don't care if Abel is way taller than me, I still want to place my hands on both sides of his face...but only when my hands are cold, and sometimes they are.

those lambs deserve justice...plus it is one thing to make animals into food or clothes but as for what Abel was doing...

I can't be the only one who finds it messed up, what happens to Abel is still messed up too...but both Abel and Cain were in the wrong and both were victims.

but back to the whole Emberlynn Pinkle, even if she isn't alone in her romantic interest types, some might handle it a it more better...

I wont say too much about that episode 3 of Helluva Shorts, but I think Emberlynn should of kept the charm on, she could of had a charm place on her room that kept Blitz from coming into her room...

but sadly she didn't, also Blitz likely didn't know what he has unleash upon Hell...

may Roo have some form of mercy on Blitz.

also I can still feel some forms of attraction, but just not a certain one very much anymore, maybe because the times when I did feel that way, it wasn't really my own and I was just the energies I was picking up from another person in another room...

too bad Mordin Solus can't be romanced in Mass Effect, like maybe instead what normally happens when you are able to fully romance a character and become romantic-partners with them.

there is just this tender and sweet moment between Mordin and Jane Shepard, where she just kisses his forehead and just hold hands with him and they just spend the night together just talking and after that romantic cut scene, they become romantic-partners.

but yeah, too bad that isn't part of the Mass Effect game.

anyway I'm not 100% sure if the hallucination that Blitz had in one of the episodes and even in one of the newer episodes when Blitz said sorry to Verosika about not falling for her or anyone else at that party...were hinting that he might be Panromantic and Asexual, and there are different types of Aces.

and the whole "falling for Verosika and everyone else" could of implied in a physical love, and not the emotional deep love that Ozzie x Fizz and even Charlie x Vaggie have.

but even if it is kinda good between him and Verosika now, doesn't mean he should be made to be the bad guy when really he was never truly that and his Exes and Dennis are just being Apple Sugar Spice Liquid Eggs.

plus for all we know, while Blitz was driving that vehicle in that art that was for Pride Month, while his chest may have had Pan Colors (like both Pansexual & Panromantic) but for all we know he could of been wearing shorts that couldn't be seen that had the colors for the Asexual Flag.

still can't believe that Striker was half-right about Stolas...

and it is possible if Stolas was fully honest with Ozzie, it would be possible Ozzie would of got really mad at him and even if he did listen to him and got his help with making sure not to sign the wrong paper to get Fizz back safely, even after finding out the full story and truth...

Ozzie would only listen to him, for Fizz's sake.

and Fizz could of still told Ozzie to give Blitz the Crystals anyway, even after telling Fizz the full story on what Stolas told him...

and instead of Blitz returning the book, it is Ozzie instead who gives Stolas the book back as well as a much needed scolding for how he treated Blitz.

and Ozzie could of decided to have a restraining order placed on Stolas that says that he isn't allowed to get too close to Blitz and must stay a safe distance from him.

Octavia can still come to the IMP office and even Blitz and Loona's home, to hang out with Loona, but Stolas is not allowed.

Octavia and Loona are more of the "I Fam it" and "I sib it"

cause remember, when it comes to non-romantic ships you do NOT use the word "I ship it" or call it a ship, it should be a unspoken rule between every person who does ships but know that not all are romantic types and some are in fact more platonic.

but as much as I would love to see Blitz and Stolas get back together, it might be a good idea to keep them from getting back together right now, because of how Stolas treated Blitz and act like he is the "victim" when really he isn't...the only times he was when he was badly hurt by Striker and from the cruelty and verbal abuse he got from Stella.

Stolas needs to get his Sugar Honey Ice Tea together, and admit that he is just as almost as bad as his soon to be Ex-Wife.

Blitz had a good reason to be upset and he had every right to point out the obvious to Stolas after the bad date at Ozzie's.

the truth hurts Stolas, and you better get a clue and try to win Blitz back the right way and not be such a self absorbed narcissistic apple sugar spice honey of liquid egg prince anymore....

for both Blitz and Octavia's sake.

I'm not sure if my theory about Blitz being Panromantic-Ace is correct but we will have to wait and see.

but I think until Stolas admits that he was fully in the wrong, and not Blitz...

I don't want them to get back together yet, and Stolas can just be with that "Better Than Blitzo" guy, and Blitz and Vassago can be together.

even if Blitz x Vassago are just together in the Fanon Timeline but still, they are becoming my OTP and I had started to ship them maybe yesterday well make that around August of last month, before I found out others are also shipping them as well, too bad they can't be a canon ship.

I think I can like the ship of Blitz x Stolas as another OTP, but most Fanon versions of Stolas seem to be my favorite right now.

I guess my feelings to Stolas from the canon, is like bittersweet.

also I'm going to re-watch all the first season of Helluva Boss and the other seasons so far, to see if there really are hints and signs that Blitz might be both Pan and Ace...but I'm still not 100% sure if he is Ace but it could be possible but we wont know unless it is confirmed or debunked.

anyway I hope some understand my thoughts and feelings about the whole Blitz and Stolas shouldn't get back together right away.

cause I think before they do get back together, Stolas needs to admit to his flaws and how he hurt Blitz at Ozzie's and even when he didn't explain things better when trying to break his and Blitz's original deal.

also is it weird I hope Bee dumps Vortex if she finds out about the Anti-Blitzo Party...

the Bee x Loona HoneyMoon ship seems interesting, so maybe at some point they could end up together after Bee dumps Vortex after finding out about what happen at that party...

anyway we might not fully have all the evidence that might prov that Blitz is Ace, cause Ace or not, anyone would be feeling the same way Blitz was feeling with how Stolas flirts with him and belittles him even if Stolas doesn't know he is accidentally belittling Blitz.

I know that it is just a Fan-headcanon about Blitz being possibly Ace, but it is also a theory and we just have to wait to see if it is true or not about Blitz being Panromantic-Ace.

plus it can be possible some fans, not just me, who have come to the same thoughts and theory about about Blitz being Panromantic-Ace.

and for all we know, his research he was doing in one of the episodes where we ended up seeing Chaz for the first time, could be important.

what kind of important, who knows but maybe we will find out in the future either in a episode of Helluva Boss or in one of the episodes of the Helluva Shorts.

and we can try to hope that Blitz and Stolas do get back together...just not right away, not until Stolas stops being well, how he has being that isn't good for his daughter Octava or even for Blitz.

also not everyone has to agree with me that Blitz might be Panromantic-Ace, it is just both a Fan-headcanon and theory.

and not everyone has to agree on the theory that Blitz might be both Panromantic and have a Asexuality and is one of the type of Aces, just not 100% sure which type of Ace Blitz is...and I can only make guesses.

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Editing This In...

I want to say this...I know what Stolas was doing was messed up and wrong, but let me make this clear, STOLAS as a self absorbed and clueless prince that he is, probably didn't know, there is probably a lot of things he is naive about, which he NEEDS to work on to be better and not make the same mistakes again if he is going to work things out with Blitz...and I am seriously not in the mood for...misunderstandings, I'm not agreeing what Stolas did was right, I'm saying that he probably didn't know what he was doing was wrong, but he still ended up hurting Blitz by not getting that half of the reason Blitz was emotonally hurt at what happen at Ozzie's was because of half of the reason was because of Stolas.

I do not want my words to be misinterpreted or twisted,

and it is possible Stolas didn't know what he was doing was wrong, and he didn't understand the damage it might cause later on when he tried to break the deal...I'm still not happy with Stolas, but he needs to understand that he isn't the only one in Blitz's life, and his daughter Loona came first, and at least he send Moxxie and Millie to go save him...

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I would much prefer the series focus the toxic relationship between verosika and blitzo. Since it make much more sense stolas mind you he wasn't a main character more of side character that wasn't meant to play bigger role

This. They really made him too important to the point everyone else is pushed to side to focus on him. And again we never have a flashback how it soured. Don't just tell us show us so we can better understand. They already gave us a flashback with Fizz and Stolas. Why not his sister and ex girlfriend?

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Helluva Boss watch though part 2

Episode 3

Blitzo has an ex, and he also has a sister. 👀

Verosika. That like a weird mashup of Veronica and Vriska….But she was in rehab?

Ok Veroskia’s design is so pretty. But man she and Blitzo do not look like there from the same universe. Made it’s the color palette, or the lineart, it they kind of collide.

Oh, she’s a succubs. Neat.

Loona has a human disguise? Do all Hellhounds have one, or just her? 

Verosika human design is very pretty.

Loona having a crush on Vortex is cute. But man Loona human design is god awful when she’s standing next to Vortex. Her head is too big in some frames, and her anatomy looks off.

Moxxie and Millie team name is M&M, that’s cute.

Oh, Blitzo adopted Loona, who was almost 18 and almost aged out of the orphanage. Interesting choice. I wonder when that decision was made from the pilot to the actual show? Because in the pilot, Loona was just a snarky rude teenager receptionist. Here in the show, she insincure angry teenager.

So human alcohol can make imps drunk, but demon alcohol can make animals into violent mutants monsters..cool.

Vortex has a girlfriend, but it’s cool that he wants to help Loona make some friends!

Scale of 5, I give this a 3. It was just an ok episode.

Episode 4

Ok this version of heaven is very different then the Hazbin heaven. Maybe this is because this show was created when Hazbin was still a pilot? But there a a Cherub version of the Imps. AKA 3 angels trying to save people’s love ones. Ok that a cool premiere! Assassin group vs rescue (?) group!

Oh seems like Blitzo’s sister is his twin! Again, are they human that turn Imp or a hell-born demon?? It’s also cool how in the background they show small but important details. Like in a few episodes ago, they had a bunch of ads and poster of Fizz the clown robot.

Heheh her name is a play on barwire.

There 3 trilionaires in the human world??

Blitzo does have a point, when they kill somebody for hire, the victim gets sent to hell. Why is that? If it’s like a murder and the victim wants revenge that’s understandable. But in this case, the client wanted to kill the guy because he doesn’t want the person to have the inheritance. Why would that make the potential victim be sent to hell? Why would the clients want the people to be in hell anyway? To physically torment them? Like the episode where the teacher wanted to kill the girlfriend, what would she do once the girlfriend is in hell? Kill her again? Torment her?

Idk why, maybe it’s the lighting, or maybe it’s because Blitzo out makeup on, but in this episode he’s like a weird pale pink color then his normal red. I noticed this too with Moxxie in the beach episode. It’s kind of distracting.

Little pet peeve; I feel like there too much cursing? Like I can toon it out, but still. That and the causal fatphobia, sexism, and slur shaming..😬

Seeing 2 out of the 3 cherubs getting angry and curing, make me wish that when an Angel starts to do that, they start to fall. That the hate and stress corrupt them. It would be so cool to see.

Oh!!!!!! OMG the cherubs accidentally killed the old man, and now can’t be allowed back in heaven!!! Though the little deer girl didn’t actually explain what the rules are? BUT JUSTICE FOR LITTLE GOAT BOY HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG HE WASNT STARTING TO GET CORRUPTED. Goat boy is my son now. And I’m taking him as mine now.

Scale out of 5. I give it a 5. I love this episode, it shows a deeper worldbuilding of how heaven and hell operates and how both sides try to get humans on their side.

Episode 5

Ok, so the deal Stolas and Blitzo had was about having casual sex. Thought Blitzo can’t really do his job without the grimoire, but neither can Stolas. So what does it do?

Blitzo’s co-workers are from the ring of Wrath. 👀 interesting.

Yooooooo Millie’s parents!!!! Oooooo a lore episode. Ok so Millie has parents, so I guess Imps are born in hell? Then what’s the difference, the physical differences, between a human turn demon, and an Imp? Maybe it’s the white spots/marked they have??

Moxxie infodumping about war and the history is cute.

Millie moved to Imp City. I guess that’s either the capital of the ring they stay at, or like an area only for Imp???

In Dante’s Infero, Wrath is the 5th circle of hell. There 2 groups of sinner in this circus, those who anger is expressed, and thoese who anger is internal/repressed (sullen). The groups have different punishment. Thoese who express their anger fight one another on the surface/side banks of the Styx, and the repressed are underneath the river Styx, in the swampy mud.

What Vivzie does here is have the Imps play games an annual Pain Game. I’m getting the Imps here are just farmers??

Moxxie feeling insecure about not being physically strong is neat. I like his and Strikers dynamic.

Blitzo having some insecurities is odd, idk if feels way out of left field? But Striker does have a point, why does Blitzo stay or keep going back to Stolas if he needs the book? Can’t he find a different way to get to the human realm?

👀 stolas’s wife hired Striker to kill somebody. My guess it’s Blitzo, since I don’t think She would kill her husband, and especially not tell her plans when they’re at the dinner table.

Score out of 5, I give this a 4.

Episode 6

So the government as been noticing and keeping track of the Imps. 👀. Blitzo and Moxxie were kidnapping and Millie became extremely overprotective and while Loona was concerned. Nice that the girls are going to help.

Moxxie making an extra long and complicated code order, and then laughing at the humans and just being chill, is a bit odd. I’m use to him either being angry, insecure, or being empathetic. So seeing this side of him is new. Also, I feels like Blitzo, Stolas, and Moxxie and the ones that have the most screen time/character development.

“I’m like 5 years older than you”. If Lonna is 18, that means Millie would be 23???? Idk if that’s true or not but if it is….WHAT?????

👀 yoooo higher animation for the hallucinations scenes!!!

Ok, wow. I love this?? Moxxie hallucinations is him and Blitzo dress as phantom of the opera, and Moxxie is questioning his “friendship” with Blitzo. Asking him why he keeps pushing his friends away, why he alienates other with his toxicity. Meanwhile Blitzo is dress in a clown outfit, in the mud, seeing shapes. The hallucinations of Moxxie telling him that Blitzo needs him and that he doesn’t want to be alone. He also hallucinations Striker, Fizz, and his ex. Saying that people resent him. And that he doesn’t understand relationships but also craves it. Moxxie wants to speak his mind and be a better friend to Blitzo.

After they hallucinate, Moxxie tells Blitzo what he said to Moxxie on their first day together. Blitzo also compliments Moxxie and tell him to use his name instead of sir.

This is a sweet bonding between the two. I don’t know how to feel about it though? Like it feels like progress and to make the two characters that fight and argue at lot to finally come together…But at the same time, it feels a bit too soon? I don’t know…

The fight scenes are very good! Lots of camera movements, fluid animation, and fun angles. Thought at some parts when there wasn’t that many characters and it only focused on one person, the space of the room felt too big and the animation felt slow.

“HEY THE ENDO PERIOD WAS BADASS AND YOU KNOW IT” haha nice.

Uno oh spaghetti O….the gang is traps by the two governments agents……and they….cant get out with the book because the room is too dark? Seriously. Guys, there like, 4 of you and 2 of them. You literally massacred a room full of agents…

Oh well, Stolas came and save the day. That little horror scene is neat, I like his monster demon bird form. But also how did he knew what was happening????

Oh…Blitzo kissed Stolas…are they a thing? Just friends with benefits? I don’t ship them so I don’t care. Well, besides Stolas’s cheating.

Dang the government guys have evidence now!!!

Score out of 5. I give this a 3. The fights and hallucinations scenes were cool, but that all that was interesting.

Episode 7

For some reason this episode is title as final but there also an episode 8?????

!!!! Well dang, Blitzo is having a character growth. He acting nicer to Moxxie and Millie. Also, it’s Moxxiea and Millie anniversary! Demons can get married. They’re also going to the Lust ring.

In Dante’s inferno, Lust is the second ring, but the first sin. Sinners are punished by being whipped and hurled around tornado and violent winds. Dante also thinks lust is the least serious sin. Also King Minos is a demon who judge and listens to sinners and send them to their correct circle. Btw, Dante infero hell has 9 circles; Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Hersey, Violence, Fraud, and lastly Treachery.

In the Christian mythology, the seven sins are lust, pride, greed, gluttony, sloth, wrath, and lastly envy.

It’s interesting to see how Viv will combine or different the seven sins vs Dante inferno…

“Boring as fuck monogamy” 👀 Blitzo polyamorous real.

Blitzo asking Stolas out of a date, just to spy on Moxxie and Millie, but then end up actually talking to Stolas, is interesting. I just the having a slow burn from friends with benefits to being an actual couple??

ALEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????

Fizzarolli…..that’s his name….baby why does your name sound like a weird soda or pizza knockoff???

Why does Fizz have robots of him? Also the one at LULU Land made more money entertaining kids than the robots that do sex work. Interesting. Also are all the robots alive??? Are they a hive mind???

Moxxie sing a song he wrote for Millie is cute. To bad fizz and Ozzie interrupt him…Asmodeus is the embodiment of lust. So is he a prince/represent of lust??? Also I heard a few covers of this song…and this is like literally the only sing from this show I enjoy.

Ozzie commenting that Stolas gave up his life, his kid and wife to be with Blitzo. Yeah. Like the dude literally cheated on his wife??? Why is the show trying to make us feel sympathy for Stolas??? Dude a homewreaker.

Aromantic Ozzie. To MEEEE.

“Octavia is with her mother this weekend” 👀 oh they did get a divorce!!! Got for them. Well, like, not. But I’m glad they decided to end it instead of staying together and keep fighting every day. I guess Stolas can now try to be with Blitzo since he and his wife broke up?? But I still think it’s not good..

Scale out of 5. I give it a 2.