#blitz with fizz last ep and now fizz with blitz this ep

[sophfandoms53]

Sadness and angst aside, i truly did love seeing the besties together like this

[fantasywater]

Octavia WILL bend the knee

Here I will go in-depth into why Octavia will not be given the same grace in the fandom as Blitz did when she has her Full Moon Reckoning with Stolas.

NOTE/WARNING: I have seen and read the leaks, and they will be part of the reason why I feel this way.

What I mean by Full Moon Reckoning:

This is when the writers finally allow a victim of Stolas to be fully and rightfully angry at him for all the transgressions he has done to them, and more importantly when the FANDOM treats the actual victim's pain as the take back my power moment that it is.

The reason for this distinction is that I have noticed that Stolas is the fan favorite, and therefore it seemed all his wrongdoings got default reasons for not being that bad.

However, when Full Moon aired an odd and swift negative wind hit his character, and it has not abated.

Even with the newer ep the wind didn't lessen it got stronger.

It's like some spell broke.

It feels like a genie that can't be put back in the bottle.

He has gone from the fan-favorite to the most criticized.

The fandom is pretty unanimously on Blitz's side and has stayed on it.

However, as I've stated Octavia will not get this.

Octavia's pain in Sinmas is going up against:

Blitz and Stolas are male

Octavia is female, and a female in a Yaoi series at that. The women exist only as one-note plot devices for male pain, and that's even when said women themselves are technically leads(Loona, Millie).

2. Blitz and Stolas are main characters

Octavia is a side character who has barely been in two episodes spanning two seasons.

3. In the leaks Octavia takes up for her mother twice

Basically, she goes to bat for the fandom's hatesink.

4. Two other fan favorites(Fizz and Asmodeous) are written to be Team Stoliz

Plus, apparently, they are going to be against Octavia's mother and therefore Octavia.

5. THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON why Octavia is going to get it both barrels from the fandom is that Blitz and Stolas are canonically a gay couple by Sinmas.

Viv said an important arc will be finished by season's end, and I saw a post from her patron where she point-blank says they are a couple by the end of season two. Also more proof to me is that Blitz is very affectionate to Stolas in the trailer and in the leaks.

Speaking of, if you go to YouTube pretty much every comment is praising the ship sailing. A daughter is painfully estrangling herself from her beloved father, while he cries and begs for her mercy, and all everyone can talk about is getting wet over a toxic ship flying into her pain.

Recap TLDR:

Blitz got fandom grace because he is THE main character and was at the time rightfully against Stolas.

While Octavia will get to have her say she is also a woman bit player up against Blitz THE male main character who is now with Stolas THE male fan favorite in a gay romantic relationship.

She will also make the unforgivable sin of taking up for her cheated on mother Stella the hatesink.

Blitz and Stolas will also have the backing of two other favorites Fizz and Ozz as well as the rest of I.M.P.

The YouTube comments ignoring her anguish for the now canon ship are simply a taste to come of what the fandom as a whole is going to do.

Basically, this poor girl doesn't stand a chance.

I WANT to eat crow.

I realllly do.

That's why I employ the fandom to give the same grace they gave Blitz these last two episodes to Octavia as well.

However, this show is made by a fujoshi for fujoshi and that's why I know in my heart of hearts she will be damned instead.

Now, I've stated that the fandom is probably going to kiss the Stolitz ring against Octavia, but let's go into what I think the show is going to do.

Yes, after a year in the show and two seasons overall, Blitz finally got to angrily reinsert his personhood to Stolas, and yes it was cathartic and I'm glad it happened.

However, that doesn't change the fact that four episodes after Full Moon his fate is to be his abuser's boyfriend.

Also, if the merchandise is said to be hints of the creator's thoughts then his final destiny is to be his husband.

Basically, if the main character ultimately bent the knee then so will Octavia.

While the fujoshi in charge does allow them to assert their pain their ultimate fate is to comply.

Essentially it's just lip service to shut critics up.

She, and apparently his voice actor, has said don't worry everything will be alright, and by everything it's obvious they mean Stolas.

She has also said she likes happy endings so you can bet there will be none given to Stolas that doesn't have Blitz and Octavia by his side.

Also make no mistake Blitz's own daughter is also there to help the story ignore their pain. The seed was planted in Seeing Stars when Octavia warmly hugged, hung out, and was gaslit by a complete stranger. It's also why she's her ''sister' now in the pride poster.

Yea, Loona has a big part to play in season three alright, and it's to brainwash Octavia's distress so Stolitz can reign supreme.

Realistically if a fujoshi fangirl weren't writing this show this is what would happen:

Now that he has the crystal; Blitz would completely cut ties with the guy who sexually extorted and depersonalized him for a year. Not become his boyfriend/husband.

Sometime in season three Octavia finds out about her father's (poorly written) abuse and attempted murder attempts by her mother. However, instead of seeing him as a martyr, she states that Stella's actions toward him DON'T NEGATE HIS toward Octavia.

He still broke his own daughter's mental health with his infidelity and abandoned her as a consequence of his own actions i.e. illegal grimoire lending.

She then states she still wants him, and her other toxic parent, out of her life for good.

Her final words are Goodbye Dad... No.... Stolas.

Stolas for his part should be having some serious self-reflection by season 3. He should be strongly asking himself if Blitz was worth Asmodeus's self-fulling prophecy of losing his title, wealth, home, and daughter.

It should be NO, but a fujoshi is steering.

What she is going to do instead is make them use Octavia's pain to trauma bond into domestication.

Then Loona and the writing, in general, is going to make sure Octavia solely blames Stella: The Convenient Stolas Trump Card so they can all just be a family already.

Bonus: We will even get to see Octavia kick her mother from the palace with Stolas' signature GET OUT this time.

Ultimately Blitz and Octavia's misery will not mean anything. As the official car sticker merch states they will be a blended family and their suffering by Stolas be damned. 

However, I do have a small (delusional) theory that Ms. Fujoshi could throw a curveball:

Apparently, she has been liking a lot of Vassago and Stolas romantic fanart, but with a of course jealous Blitz. 

What if Vassago is Disney Princess Stolas's true endgame.

The guy who gets to show him what an actual healthy relationship looks like, and for a romantic like him this would be his true Prince Charming.

Sure Stolas ending up with a prince(and therefore getting everything back through him) just drives home that dirty, poor, broken, baggage-having, hypersexual Blitz was ultimately never going to be good enough for Purity Angel Stolas in the first place.

However, on the bright side, he's finally away from his abuser...

So on that note, Blitz's true endgame is Fizz. 

His real first friend. His real first love.

The correct star-crossed lovers.

The person who actually knows the true Blitz and can meet him blow for blow when he gets messy instead of running away crying with self-pitying gaslighting.

However, since she seems to hate her own main character Blitz's true endgame is going to be tainted.

Foreshadowing Number 1:

I've always found it curious that right after the can we make-out line the very next scene is Fizz coming back to Ozz wiping his mouth.

Why even put that thought in the audience's head unless....

Foreshadowing Number 2:

When Blitz shoots the stalker the mirror that Fizz and Ozz are kissing in front of breaks right down the middle, splitting them, with Blitz's face the last thing seen in the fracture.....

Basically, she is going to have Blitz and Fizz get together by cheating on Ozz, and the fandom is going to blow them both up for it.

Other Tidbits:

Blitz still very much has feelings for Fizz.

Even how he acted when he met him shopping in Full Moon showed this, and he fully blushed in the storyboard.

This is something he has never done for Stolas.

You know the endgame we should be rooting for and all that.

Also Fizz full-on blushes(cage) in the Opps storyboard.

Of course, the show properly erases those because we can't have anyone shipping Blitz or Fizz with their true soulmate.

Apparently, in a leaked script bit, Blitz falls in love with Stolas because he reminds him of Fizz. I mean my dear Stolitz shippers it should be a yikes on a bike for that alone.

[effy-writes]

HIIIII!!! SO I HAVE A REQ FOR A FIZZ X READER (you can add asmodeus too if you want) WHERE IN EP 6 READER GETS KIDNAPPED WITH BLITZ AND FIZZ :3

HIII SORRY THIS WAS PUBLISHED LATE IVE BEEN SUPER BUSY THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS. and i didn’t know if you wanted the reader already be dating fizz or platonic or smth so i made it where fizz and the reader are best friends and they ended up confessing their feelings bc they thought they were gonna die at the end

and thank you for requesting! hope you enjoyed <3

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Fizz x GN! Reader: Confessed

Ozzie knows that you and Fizz has been best friends since childhood, so he called you to go with Fizz to run some errands because he doesn’t want Fizz to go alone. Of course you said yes because you wanted to protect him, so you and Fizz were currently at the Greed ring.

“Fizz, you sure you wanna do that clown tryout thing? You know how Mammon is.”

“Ugh not you too. Did Ozzie tell you to come talk to me about it?”

“Well, maybe. But still, you look so stressed whenever you’re working with Mammon.”

“Don’t worry about me-”

He got interrupted by running into Blitz, like literally running into him. Since childhood you obviously hung out with Fizz way more than Blitz, (so of course, Blitz doesn’t like you as much. Well more like he doesn’t hate you as much as he hates Fizz).

“Oh, wow. Lookee who it is.” Fizz crossed his arms.

“Oh, fuck... You again...Y/n? You’re still hanging out with him?”

“I didn’t abandon him like the way you did.”

“I didn’t- you know what fuck it never mind.”

“Stalkin' me now, huh?” Fizz replied to Blitz.

“Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU in it.”

“Uh huh, sure! Blitzo.”

“The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me, THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!”

“Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH.”

You watched as the two bicker at each other. You were about to say something to cut this interaction off but all of a sudden the three of you were touching bodies. And in a blink of an eye immediately got slammed against the wall. The wall slamming knocked the wind out of you.

“Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy!"” Striker laughed as he pulls out his knife and slides toward Fizzarolli, pointing it under the chin. “And with a famous friend...” Striker looked at you and tilted his head, “Who the fuck are you?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“I asked you first!”

“I asked you second!”

“Oh, fuck me.” Blitz groaned.

“For the record, we are not friends.” Fizz announced.

One thing led to another. Crimson tied up the 3 of you, and put duct tape on Fizz’s mouth. You tried to break out of the ropes to protect Fizz but it was no use. Since you kept making a lot of noise Striker put duct tape over your mouth while Crimson was leaving a prerecorded message.

You realized that Crimson was going to send the video to Ozzie. Does Ozzie know that I’m here with him? Fuck..he’s going to be so pissed that I let this happened.

After the message, Striker ripped off the duct tape of your mouths and threw the three of you into a cage. Fizz stammers in fear while Blitz scoots back. You got closer to Fizz, trying to calm him down since he’s a little claustrophobic.

“Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!”

“Sure, but not by a bunch of psychos! And a piece of shit!”

“Am I...? Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit?”

“Both!”

“Yeah, that checks.”

“Instead of yelling at each other we need to find a way to break out!” You whispered.

“Y/n why are you with him anyway?” Blitz jabbed.

“We’re best friends.” You shrugged.

“And Fizz still didnt ask you out?

Fizz gulped, completely discarding this topic, “Ohh, playin' that card, huh? Ok... What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more... "regal", lately. Heheh...”

“Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole.”

“You could've fooled me the way Princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's.”

“Wait, you were at Ozzie’s? And on a date with the prince?” You interjected.

“Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, it's nothing... y'know...It's nothing else...”

“Then why were you even there?” Fizz questioned.

“OTHER very important reasons, of course!”

You tried to wiggle yourself out of the ropes while in the midst of Blitz and Fizz arguing yet again. Hearing the way Fizz spoke about Ozzie made you have a pain in your gut.

Striker interrupted the discourse that was happening, and then proceeded to say all of the things wrong with the taboo relationships that Fizz and Blitz had with royal blue bloods. Obviously Fizz got defensive, which made Striker threaten him.

“Leave him alone!” You yelled out.

Striker glared at you and let go of Fizz, “Looks like you want him, don’t you?”

“Excuse me?”

“I see the way your face changed from pissed off to sadness once jester over here started talking about his boy toy.” Striker grinned sinisterly.

You glanced over at Fizz who had wide eyes, “No, I’m just sad because I have to be locked up in a cage with people who won’t stop fighting.” You said as a matter of fact.

Striker shook the cage before jumping down from it. You looked back at Fizz and softly smiled, not knowing on what to say without expressing your feelings for him.

You stayed silent as Blitz was finally able to get you and Fizz out of the cage, but once you guys all fell out and was met face to face with mafia members things got serious.

You and Fizz made a run for it while Blitz was fighting them off. “We have to help him.”

“What? No!”

“Fizz please. If we don’t we might die.”

Fizz didn’t want to help the person that stabbed him in the back, but he did wanted you to live. “Fine.”

And with that you and Fizz tried to kill off as many members as possible. Fizz doesn’t know how to fight, but you do know some fighting moves.

“What the fuck, Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?! At least Y/n knows how to fight.”

“I’m a performer! I don’t do danger!”

With a few of the demons out for the count, Blitz, Fizz and you made a run for it.

“Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss that needs Y/n to protect you, sounds like you’re using them!”

“Where did you get that from!” Fizz yelled.

“Because ever since we were little they had to protect you! Especially after that accident!”

“AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

“Guys we seriously need to stop arguing we HAVE to focus getting out of here!” You yelled.

“You didnt even sound grateful that Y/n was with you! And you were the one who wanted them and not me!” Blitz shot the mafia number that was coming from behind.

“I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME NOT WANTING YOU TO SEE ME! I WANTED YOU TO.” Fizz huffed, “I wanted my best friends to see me.”

All three of you guys had a look of realization. “Ohhhh.”

“Look, Misunderstanding or no, it's hard to just forgive you. It's been fifteen years and... That's so much time... But! I guess you didn't really ruin my life.”

“What, you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?”

“It was painful... and challenging, and y'know FUCK YOU STILL, BUT... It's not like I'm broken. And I now have someone who understands me and...” Fizz looks at you and softly smiled.

Blitz looked at you too, “Where were you in the fire?”

“I was with Fizz. He uh…pushed me out the way and he got blown up instead of me.“

Striker snuck up on you guys and got a hold of you three, “You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz. NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!”

“Ohh don’t you dare talk sexy to me!”

“You're still on the horse thing?!” The two of you said.

Striker and the goons cornered you guys even more. “Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?”

“I mean, yeah? Why?”

“Yeah well, I need to get up to that window there to bust us out.”

“Ohohooo! One distraction, comin' up!”

The moment Fizz started to perform you helped Blitz break out.

“Since when did you become a personal body guard for Fizz?”

“Since he saved me from that fire. I feel like I owe it to him.” You replied as you and Blitz created a tower of boxes to get to the window.

“I didn’t mean to blow him up, Y/n. I’m sorry that I did and it WAS an accident!”

“I know, I believe you. Don’t worry about it, okay? He’s doing good.”

Blitz used a blow torch to open the window. “I’m sorry I didn’t even try to contact you either. I was just..I don’t know.”

“Dude it’s okay. Stop apologizing- You just fucking dropped the blow torched.” You deadpanned.

“Fuck! Okay uh..give me those extremely convenient bombs.”

You turned around and saw them. “Oh, would you look at that.”

You guys set them around the window and took some steps back before pushing the trigger, making the window explode into a massive hole.

Fizz stretches up and allowed Blitz on his back while using his other mechanic arm to hold you and swung you guys out of the warehouse.

The whole building caved in as you three made a run for it while laughing. Your hand was still in Fizz’s, and since he can’t feel you assume he doesn’t know you guys are holding hands.

In the midst of you guys talking Striker grabbed the two of you. You stomped on his foot, but instead of him letting go you and Fizz, he only let go of you, making you drop and before you could get up and stepped on your neck, cutting off air flow.

“Y/n!” Fizz shouted.

“I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master... I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of 'im.”

Blitz sweats a little, then finally shooting the gas tanks, making them explode. Striker scurries away and the moment he did Fizz helped you up while you gasp for air.

“Are you okay!?”

You looked at your surrounding areas, flames all around you two. “Fizz! We’re going to catch on fire!” You screamed out.

Fizz tried using his mechanical hand to reach out to get you two away but it malfunction. “Fuck!”

“Fizz, I always had feelings for you since we were little and I really wished I said something before we die.”

Fizz saw Blitz hop onto a crane and hold his hand out to grab you guys. “We’re not going to die I promise, here hold on to me.”

You held onto Fizz as blitz swung you guys out of the fire and onto a safe area.

“YOU BLEW US UP AGAIN YOU PRICK!” Fizz yelled.

“I know. But this time I stuck around.” Blitz saw that you guys were still holding hands, “And I overheard Y/n express their feelings for you because they thought you guys were gonna die. So uh, congratulations! If I didn’t try to blow you guys up then Y/n wouldn’t have confessed SO, yall welcome.”

“Fuck you.” You and Fizz said in unison.

~~

Before you and Fizz met face to face with Ozzie, he wanted to talk to you. “I-”

You interrupted, “It’s okay if you don’t have feelings for me. I understand and it was very impulsive for me to say that. I know you and Ozzie-”

“We’re polyamorous. I want you in our relationship.”

“But what about Ozzie?”

“He won’t mind, in fact he’s always been telling me to invite you joining us because he knows I’ve had feelings for you since we were little.”

You smile out of relief and wrapped your arms around him to pull him into a kiss. “What are we going to say to Ozzie?”

“We’ll walk up in there and just tell him we’re in a relationship.”

“Are you sure he won’t mind?”

“Y/n,” Fizz placed his forehead onto yours so he could feel you, “Today he told me to ask you out. Everytime we hang out one on one he’s always telling me this. I’m just glad you were the one to say it first because I do NOT have the guts.”

“In my defense I thought we were gonna die, so if it wasn’t for Blitz we wouldn’t be having this conversation.” You kissed Fizz, “I love you Fizz, I really do.”

“I love you too.”

[helluvapurf]

...so uhhhhh, "Apology Tour" was... *interesting*-

Didn't even seem that long ago since "Full Moon" came out so I didn't expect another ep drop this morning, buuuut welp! Lets discuss:

First off just to smoothen things up a bit, The Positives:

-Animation & visuals were quite pretty, and wasn't expecting the whole "spooky Halloween" aesthetic at Verosika's party (tho that may just be the summer season speaking lol) but hey, I kinda dig it~ 👀

-Verosika in-general, I was super stoked to see more of here! 💜and even with her staying pretty sassy/bitter towards Blitz... its honestly hard not to feel for her once she & him finally had that one-on-one convo (even revealing that she did legit love him... but Blitz simply couldn't stay with her due to his own commitment/intimacy issues ;-; ). And even if it was technically more of a pettiness move to theme her party around hating Blitz... in a way, its lowkey kinda sweet how much she wanted to help others "heal" from heartbreak? Aww... 🥺 Idk, do I still wish Verosika could've been more of the "major" character focus here (as Fizzarolli was in his past couple eps)? Absolutely. But for what its worth... I had fun watching her as I did💗 (& hopefully this won't be the last time Verosika appears story-wise, cause oml imagine the bonding potential of her, Blitz & Fizz as a reunited trio lol)

-That one incubus dude that flirted with Stolas (+kissed him) at the end seemed like a chill dude. Even if he most likely won't appear again, his vibe was fun to watch lol.

-OH, we finally get to see Mrs. Mayberry again, sweet~! :> ...and, she's apparently dating Martha now? Huh, thats... interesting, I guess? .3. (*wonder what happened to her husband/kids tho, 'cause I kiiiinda thought they would've landed in Hell too ngl-*)

...aaaaand okay yeah, that'll cover the Positives I've got atm. Now for The Negatives... ohhhhh boy:

-I... guess I'm not super alone in this opinion rn from what I've read from other fans, buuuuut... Stolas can you shut your entitled-hypocrite-mouth up for five minutes, please?? 🤦‍♀️Like, I know the dude's still reeling from how "Full Moon" ended, so him being in a mixed mood is to be expected tbh... but omllllll the way he was just SO smug, dramatic and pushy about being the "good guy" in how he & Blitz ended (-as if HE wasn't the one who set up their whole "transactional" dynamic since the start of the freakin' show?? =_=), even whining about the events of "Western Energy" (-when all Blitz was doing was prioritizing his daughter's well-being at the hospital, like a good dad should), was just... seriously?? >> Like... yes, Blitz may be a whole mess himself with how he's treated others (esp poor Verosika 💔), but that does NOT make Stolas a saint with how he handled things himself. From hanging the Grimoire over Blitz's head, creeping on him again & again, practically ragdoll-ing the poor guy's feelings during the crystal exchange (not even skipping a bit when Blitz was close to crying), aaaaand not to mention...

...so like, tell me how I'm expected to believe Blitz is the one who needs to do all this apologizing/groveling... WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO STOLAS EXCEPT (RIGHTFULLY) CALLING THIS BLUEBLOOD BIRD OUT ON HIS BS?? 😑

*sighs* Sorry, didn't mean to get heated there but... yiiiikes is this show sending so many mixed messages of where I'm supposed to stand with these two, I can't keep up anymore- 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

-As much as I get what the ep was trying to do in having Blitz see past his own ego/apologize to others… Iiiiii'd be lying if I said I didn't feel just a tad bit uncomfortable at the increasing Blitz hate, throughout the party-sequence ^^; Like, I know he's a shitty guy who's done shitty things, and absolutely he needs to recognize how much he's hurt those like Verosika (& his other exes)… buuuuut tying into my previous point, it just rings rather unfair that most of this seems mostly spurned from him rejecting Stolas, of all people? ._. When… again, they were NEVER an actual couple like him & Verosika were, instead were just a simple once-a-month hookup deal that soured 'cause of Stolas' mess of a "confession"… y'all really expect me to believe Blitz is the bad guy for not immediately accepting the "feefee's" of a privileged, horny prince (aka: the one who did hold the Grimoire over his head since S1's "Murder Family")? …Ehhhh, sorry but I am NOT buying that crap lmao -x- 👎

[hazbinshusk]

okay so that last ep huh- 🥲

but uuuh look on the bright side we can now see what Blitz is into during sex! When he’s emptying that trunk that has stuff right? That fucking butt plug with the horse tail- eh, eh?

the three silver linings of that absolute heart-shatterer of an episode:

finding out more about what blitzø and stolas are into in the sack (also him having a collection he keeps at work? b has no boundaries at all and I love his disaster ass).

blitzø and fizz bonding and totally confirming that even though blitzø is a top, he would sub for you in a second if you touch his neck (hello stolas in the 'seeing stars' episode).

confirmation for all the stolitz writers out there that the prince has a cloaca lmao.

[uninformedartist]

So just finished watching the ep so review. Spoils ahead:

So the episode was ok to me, solid 6/10 one of the better episodes which since this was supposed to be an "extravagant" ep why does it got better quality than the main eps, idk Viv has her moments like this ep and other eps its a train wreck in writing ect.

Mammon worked on my nerves, from design to his movements, personality ALL of him was annoying, which props for an annoying Villian but its Villian I never want to see back again and he's hinted for some sort of return.

Side tangent: Mammon is like the how many-ith Villian to get a return ep/hint at one. It was 1st cherubs, then dorks, then stella/ice twink, striker/crimson now Mammon & according to the leaked storyboards a ghost guy that tries to talk IMP into off-ing themselves... its a flipping lot and cherubs & dorks seem to be forgotten dispite dorks knowing & having hard evidence they exist, flip Viv chill it with your Villian of the week cos its way too many now.

Anyway, Blitz didn't need to be in this ep besides the flashback. Ozzie got him to talk Fizz out of being Mammon's puppet but ultimately Ozzie spoke him out of it & gave him courage to quit/confront Mammon. Even Blitz being a bodyguard/killing people for Fizz could've been any imp. Blitz is starting to feel like Steven from SU, in every ep even tho the ep doesn't need him/ the episode surrounds topics a wee child shouldn't be in (i.e Lapis trauma dumping on Steven & he a child isn't really equipped to handle that situation).

My fave part of this ep was Ozzie and Fizz. Ya'll I legit prayed Viv wouldn't mess these two up and my prayers were answered. Absolutely a joy these two were. Fizz especially what a darling. Loved that small scenes with him and the deaf imp child, l dont know sign language but it looked genuine animated and was just sweet moments.

From their interactions, Fizz's panic attacks/self doubt felt & were genuine... I felt that as someone that has panic attacks from high stress on my studies/life. It was just handled well. Fizz feeling less than and needing to prove himself from 1. his past 2. his appearance, that accident affected his self image/worth so much (why I felt him forgiving Blitz was too hastily done but I digress) & 3. him doing this Mammon contest still to gain/earn Ozzie's love for him cos Fizz believes Ozzie only sticks around because of this fame Mammon gave Fizz. Ozzie finally saying what he loves about Fizz was lovely, wanted that in the 1st ep but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Their song was... I didn't like it BUT the message in it was beautiful. Lastly Fizz saying fuck you to Mammon from the courage/strength Ozzie gave him was a nice send off... also Ozzie saying he loves Fizz ah ngl that made me smile agh I just love them. I want to see them more than the Stolitz show but thats only a wish. Props Viv, you get 1 brownie point not messing this up.

Last findings, the ep was bloated as hell my soul Viv please stop cramming so much in an ep, this one is 30 mins long & yet still felt bloated. Pacing was a motherfuka damn it was bad & the swearing was jarring (its a Viv written ep I don't expect any less but still gonna point it out) and the comedy wasn't so prominent in this ep, Blitz/Mammon gave some comic relief but in the best and worst ways:

The way the VA delivered this line "to be fucked" made me laugh, the line is cringy but the delivery lol gold

Aand Blitz, my soul shut the fuck up & get out this ep. Last ep & this one he said something so agonizingly cringe I pulled my face

The world of HB is legit American hell or earth just painted red since Fizz named all these places in America just "hellified" where his fans come from.

And very last, congratulations Salem glad you got the cathartic send off you deserve from working under Viv, truly fuck you "Mammon" indeed :) also glad they credited you this time.

[chaifootsteps]

So Fizz, the Mr. I Work For My Lovers Sex Lounge Making Raunchy Allusions To Myself While Living In a Penthouse Filled With Dildos And Bondage Gear And Talking About My Lovers Massive Cock But Don’t You Dare Sexualize Me, is totally cool with Blitz showing up to ask about getting new sex toys? Like the first thing Blitz associates with Fizz is sex and sex toys, the thing Fizz was wildly uncomfortable with in the last ep? And Fizz is fine with that now? What?

Viv can't keep this story consistent to save her life and I genuinely don't think she even cares about trying anymore.

[collabpartners]

Hazbin Hotel: The Contract of Blood Ep. 17

*Hey, guys! We're back with another episode and things are gonna get intense since we're reaching to the end! This episode is published on April 21, 2024. If you guys like this episode/chapter, don't be afraid to heart it, reblog, and comment! That would be greatly appreciated. Warning: slight smut, violence, vulgar language, and blood. Enjoy!*

Episode Seventeen: Incoming Invasion

In the middle of the peaceful night, Husk lays on Angel’s puffy chest and purrs at the softness subconsciously until he groans in his sleep.

Flashes of his friends are fighting something dark.

Cherri is falling off of a roof of a tall building.

Angel and Blitz is surrounded by the dark creatures with guns out.

Emily stands alone, her dark powers rising behind her with anger shown on her face. She stands in front of Clara and Odette, who has their weapons out.

Carmilla Carmine cries out for someone, tears streaming down on her face.

Charlie turns into her full demon form, red eyes and white pupils darting glares into Morrigan’s yellow eyes. Morrigan smirks like she has the upper hand while Charlie has the pitchfork almost stabbing her.

Vaggie fights against Orais with Sebastian and Eleanor helping her.

Alastor has red and orange colors around him, staring into Husk’s eyes with stitched up smile.

Husk then gasps awake under the rubble. The place seems familiar...almost like he’s back at the hotel. He pushes the rubble away and stumbles out to the red light. Once he’s at the front porch of the hotel, his eyes widen in shock. His fur stands on its ends to find dead bodies everywhere.

“No...No!” Husk utters while covering his head. “This is a dream now! This has to be a dream!”

Husk looks around to see how his friends died. Charlie is laying on the steps, her neck snapped. Vaggie lays on her side, stabbed by multiple spears. Alastor, even, has his body tore in half, black goo dripping from his carcass. Emily has a hole on her chest, blood pouring out on the concrete she’s laying on. Sir Pentious has a sword pierced into his stomach, his back against the wall. Cherri lays on her back on the ground with blood pooling around her head as if she hit her head while falling. Nifty has a boulder on top of her, her small body crushed by the weight. Bella and Nora are bury underneath the rubble with Sebastian and Eleanor, holding hands loosely.

Husk shakes his head in denial as he glances to the side to find that the I.M.P crew, including Stolas, Octavia, and Fizz did not meet a kinder fate. Stolas lays on the boulder, bullethole on his shoulder and the holy glow seeping into his skin. Octavia has a hole in her abdomen of a gunshot wound, dead next to bleeding Loona. The hellhound’s body has many broken bones. Blitz has a hole in the forehead, Moxxie has his head cut off, and Millie has her heart ripped out. What the three has in common is the gold glow spreading through their veins. Fizz has his robotic limbs torn off completely, making him unable to function and lifeless from the bullet in his forehead.

Husk starts to breathe heavily in fear as he look to find Angel laying on his side, curled up. He gasps in fear, tears edging out of his eyes.

“No,” he utters before running towards Angel and collapsing on his knees. He turns Angel up to find that he’s hugging his dead pig, Fat Nuggets. “Fuck, no. Angel. Angel? Anthony?!”

Husk hears a small gasp from Angel, watching him fluttering his two eyes open. He trembles, holding Angel in his arms.

“Anthony?” Husk calls, seeing Angel’s head turn up at the sound of his real name being called.

“You knew this would happen, did you?” Angel utters with tears.

“Tony--”

“No...you fucking knew this would happen. Why didn’t you tell us? We could’ve avoid the whole thing.”

Husk breathes heavily and shakes his head. “Angel, I swear I know nothing about this. I-I-I know nothing about this.”

“You do now,” Angel says before finally releasing his last breath.

Husk shakes his head again in denial. “No, no! Angel, come back to me! Please, Tony! Please! Please! Come back to me!”

Husk glances up to the sky to find a black hole, sucking all the buildings. “What the--?”

The red sky is sucked into the black hole along with the grounds of Hell. Before he knows it, the pieces of Heaven and pieces of Earth is sucked into the black hole, leaving everything dark.

Husk starts to have trouble breathing.

“Husk? Husk? Henry, baby, wake up,” Angel’s voice echoes in Husk’s dream.

~.~

Husk gasps for air, snapping his eyes open to find him clinging onto Angel.

“Henry?”

Husk glances up at Angel, seeing that he’s alive and well in real life.

“What’s going on?” Angel asks.

Flashes of Angel’s dead body appears in Husk’s vision when he looks at Angel. Husk stumbles off of him with a gasp, falling off the bed.

“Baby?” Angel calls.

Husk grabs his head, seeing visions of his friends’ dead bodies everywhere. “Stop. Stop. Stop.”

Angel hops off the bed and wraps his four arms around Husk. “Baby, breathe. Breathe.”

Husk tries to breathe in and out deeply.

“There you go, baby. You got it. I’m right here.”

“You’re gonna die,” Husk utters tearfully. “Everyone here is going to die--”

“Baby, it’s just a dream--”

“It damn well better be a dream. Otherwise, I don’t know how to live without you.”

Angel softens his gaze with a smile. “I don’t know how to live without you either.” He brings his boyfriend up into his arms, extending two extra limbs to cradle Husk.

Husk rubs his head against Angel’s fluffy chest, purring. “I love you, Tony.”

“HOLY SHIT! HUSK AND ANGEL ARE SLEEPING WITH SOME RANDOS NAMED TONY AND HENRY!!” Nifty screams from outside of the room, ruining the moment.

“Uh,” Angel utters in confusion.

“THOSE FUCKING HOMEWRECKERSSSS!!” Sir Pentious barks from outside.

“WAIT A SECOND! THEY MIGHT BE IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP!” Blitz shouts. “HOLY SHIT! WHICH OF THE FOUR OF YOU TOPS?!”

Husk sighs. “THOSE ARE OUR REAL NAMES, DUMBASSES!!”

“ARE YOU SURE?!” Sir Pentious questions loudly.

“IT’S FOUR O’CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING! WHAT’S WITH ALL THE SCREAMING?!?” Vaggie yells.

“HUSK AND ANGEL ARE CHEATING ON EACH OTHER!!!” Nifty claims loudly.

“THEY MIGHT BE IN A FUCKING POLY RELATIONSHIP!” Blitz argues back with her. “WHICH I LOVE THAT FOR YOU GUYS! YOU GO TEAM! FEEL FREE TO GET INTO FOURSOMES! DON’T MIND US!!!”

Husk slaps his forehead. “Idiots.”

Angel sighs in discouragement. He lets Husk go and walks over to the door, opening it to reveal Nifty, Sir Pentious, Blitz, and tired Vaggie staring up at him.

“Does it look like there’s the four of us in here?!” Angel shouts at them.

Blitz looks into the room. “Well, the other two might be hiding somewhere. Hey, Henry! Tony--!”

“It’s Anthony,” Angel responds in a deadpan tone.

Blitz gasps. “I knew it! I knew you guys are in a poly relationship!”

“What?” Nifty and Sir Pentious respond in unison.

“Angel corrected me on Anthony’s name. That means the four of them know each other and thus in a poly relationship!” Blitz theorizes.

“No! We’re not!” Husk snaps. “Henry and Anthony are our real names! Anthony!” he points to Angel, referring to him as Anthony. Then he points at himself. “Henry!”

The group takes a moment to process the information.

“Oh! Henry and Anthony are your real names before you died!” Blitz gasps in realization.

“YES!” Both Husk and Angel answers in unison.

The group stays silent for second.

Vaggie sighs and looks up at them. “Do you want us to call you guys Henry and Anthony--?”

“No,” both Angel and Husk respond in unison.

“Okay, we have our answer then. Now let’s just go back to sleep,” Vaggie announces to the group before storming off to find her room she shares with Charlie and Bella.

Blitz’s eyes sparkle and coos, “Aww, you guys call each other by your real names. That’s so cute! I love that for you both.”

Nifty sighs in disappointment. “Aww man, I don’t get to punish bad boys.”

Sir Pentious wipes the sweat off of his brow with a sigh in relief. “Let’sss get back to bed. Shall we?”

Sir Pentious, Nifty, and Blitz walk away from the couple with Blitz smirking to himself.

Angel shuts the door and looks at his short boyfriend. “You know, babe, maybe we should tell everyone our real names so that no one thinks we’re cheating on each other.”

“Heh, it’s kind of funny now thinking about it. We should’ve make a mystery and let them assume we’re in a poly relationship,” Husk says with a chuckle.

Angel smirks at Husk. “Aw, Husky, are you really cheating on me with this Anthony guy?”

“Hey, you’re the one cheating on me with this Henry fucker. Whoever the fuck he is,” Husk teases his tall boyfriend.

“Maybe we should invite our little homewreckers over and get some action on. What do you say?” Angel flirts with Husk.

“What kind of action are we talking about?” Husk flirts back.

Angel cups Husk’s face. “You know what kind of action I’m talking about.”

Husk hums. “This isn’t a goodbye kind of thing?”

“Oh no, baby. We don’t have to say goodbye,” Angel says while picking Husk up and pinning him against the wall. “In fact, we don’t have to go all the way tonight.”

Husk blushes madly. “Fuck you.”

“Only if you want to fuck me, baby,” Angel teases Husk.

Husk hides his face in his hands while groaning in embarrassment. “You know that’s not what I mean.”

“Oh, I do,” Angel says before his eyes move down to find his boyfriend’s erection pressed against his pants. A smirk corners on Angel’s voice. “Are you sure you don’t need help down there?” One of his bottom set of hands squeezes the bulge.

Husk lets out a moan in shock. “The fuck?”

“I’m being gentle,” Angel whispers to Husk, reassuring him. “You feel so warm down there, baby.”

Angel squeezes Husk’s bulge gently, letting him moan more.

“I’ll do it if you let me, baby,” Angel whispers. “Just say the word and I’ll do it.”

Husk huffs, his furry face sweating. “You know, you can be a bastard sometimes.”

“Am I sexy bastard?”

“Fuck yeah, you are.”

Angel crashes his lips into Husk’s, moaning into the kiss. They start to kiss passionately, their bodies pressing against each others.

“Fuck, baby,” Husk breathes once Angel breaks away from him.

Angel presses his lips again, sliding his tongue past Husk’s lips so effortlessly. Husk opens his mouth wider, letting his tongue lick the bottom of Angel’s.

Angel breaks away from Husk. “You’re getting good at this.”

“What can I say? I have a good teacher,” Husk says, almost out of breath.

“Do you want me to teach you everything else?” Angel asks in a husky tone, letting his bottom set of hands unbuckle Husk’s pants, but not moving them unless Husk is okay with it.

Husk blushes when he feels his pants undone. “I thought you said we weren’t going all the way tonight.”

“I mean, unless you want me to,” Angel says while going into Husk’s pants and pulling out of Husk’s dick.

Husk blushes madly and looks away from his erection in his lover’s hand with embarrassment.

“I was just going to suck it for you. Unless you have other plans,” Angel adds with a smirk.

Husk looks up at Angel and leans back against the wall comfortably. “How about you take control tonight?”

Angel widens his eyes in shock. “Me? Take control? Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t want to invade your boundaries.”

“I’ll tell you when you are. For now, you get to take control. Be the top. Val usually gets you to be the bottom in most of his shows, right?”

“Well, yeah, but...are you sure--?”

“Yes, I’m sure. I ain’t your client and I ain’t Valentino. So, you get to decide if you want to go all the way or not.”

“Do you want to go all the way?”

Husk smirks. “Maybe. Unless this is a goodbye kind--”

“No, it’s not.”

Husk relaxes. “Then do what you want with me. But I’ll let you know when you’ve crossed the line, got it?”

“I got you, boo~”

~.~

Blitz walks outside of the hallway with a slurpee until he hears a needy moan from within one of the rooms. It sounds like Husk, which seems a bit odd to hear from.

“Fuck, baby, I’m gonna cum!” Husk cries from within the room.

“Holy shit, these bitches are going to town,” Blitz utters before nodding in approval. “Good for them. Good for them.”

With that said, Blitz walks away and back to his room he shares with his crew including Stolas, Fizz, and Octavia.

~.~

The next morning, the light is getting darker, showing that there’s not a lot of time.

Everyone, except for Angel and Husk, is standing at a military formation with Vaggie walking across in front of them like a drill sergeant.

“Alright, everybody, listen up!” Vaggie calls out to the group. “The world’s ending and the light is getting darker! We don’t have a lot of time in our hands! So we’re going to need train and train hard! This isn’t the time to play around. And--” Vaggie notices Angel and Husk missing. “Where’s Angel and Husk?”

Blitz smirks and makes a sign by forming a hole with his one hand and using his index finger to point into the hole.

“Blitzy,” Stolas scolds quietly.

“What? They were doing it last night,” Blitz responds.

Vaggie groans and hurries up towards the room where Husk and Angel are at, pounding at their door. “Get up! You guys need to train with everyone else!”

“Five more minutes,” Husk moans tiredly from the other side of the door.

“What a bitch,” Angel groans, but isn’t as quiet as he thought it would come out.

Vaggie’s face turns red with anger as she kicks down the door with so much force.

“What the fuck?!” Husk shouts, covering his nakedness with the blanket.

“Get your fucking clothes on! The world’s going to end soon, and if we don’t get out there and train, we’ll lose everything!” Vaggie shouts, throwing Husk’s discarded pants at them without caring why it��s off in the first place. 

“Man, alright! Alright! Geez, fucking bitch,” Angel groans while both Husk put on his pants.

Vaggie rolls her eyes at them. “Malditos idiotas(Fucking idiots).”

“¡Escuchamos eso, perra!(We heard that, bitch!),” Husk shouts from the other room.

Vaggie groans and walks away from them.

Angel and Husk has their clothes on, walking out of their rooms getting themselves together. As they stand next to the others, they notice Husk and Angel’s furs disheveled.

“Alright!” Vaggie continues with her announcements. “As I was saying, we need to train! It’s only the matter of time before we have to fight against Morrigan and Orais and stop the world from ending!”

“What are we waiting for?!” Sir Pentious determines. “Let’ssss get to fucking training!”

With that said, everyone nods their heads along with Sir Pentious words.

~.~

The group disperses amongst themselves with Lilith talking to the cannibals and teaching them how to fight better.

Stolas uses his Grimoire book to teach Octavia some magic in battle, throwing fireballs at the training dummies to demonstrate for her.

Octavia forms a fireball that is flickering until it explodes in front of them. Stolas puts a protective arm around her and forms a small reassuring smile at her. He places her hands and helps her create the fireball in her hands. She gasps happily, but notices her fireball turning purple.

Stolas cocks his head to the training dummies to tell her to release it.

With a small smile, Octavia releases the purple fire onto the training dummy in front of her, setting it ablaze with purple fire. Her eyes sparkle as she hops in excitement.

Meanwhile, Blitz fires the pistol at all the bottles up on the shelves with Angel firing his bullets at the moving dummies from next to Blitz.

Moxxie takes out bottles that Blitz isn’t shooting while Millie and Nifty works together to slash through the training dummies on the other side of the fortress.

Clara and Odette are busy helping Sir Pentious build his new airship that won’t be disintegrated so easily by an angel’s beam of light.

Cherri watches at Sir Pentious with a loving gaze, watching him getting excited like a small child.

Husk throws the pink glowing dice while Fizz aims the gun and shoots them, blowing them up.

Angel notices his boyfriend helping Fizz with his gun more. Then he speaks in Italian, “Non posso credere di averti fatto urlare ieri sera.(I can’t believe I made you scream last night).”

Husk hears that and turns to Angel. Angel smirks at him, expecting Husk to be confused by what he said.

Husk gives his lover a flirty smirk and says, “Te l'avevo detto che ero vergine, vero? (I told you that I was a virgin, right?).”

Angel widens his eyes, blushing. “You didn’t tell me you can speak Italian.”

“There’s a lot of things I don’t tell you, mi amore,” Husk says while wiggling his brows.

“Sick! You both can speak Italian?!” Blitz gasps in shock. “So can I! Watch!” The imp clears his throat and says, “Siete entrambe le mie puttane!(You both are my bitches!).”

Angel and Husk widen their eyes.

“What?” Blitz questions.

“Do you know what you said?” Angel probes.

“No, why?” Blitz inquires.

Fizz rolls his eyes with a scoff. “You just told them that they’re your bitches.”

“Wait, you can speak Italian?” Husk questions.

“Yeah...well, some of it,” Fizz says. “Enough to know the curse words.”

“Wait, that’s what it actually means? Damn it, Moxxie,” Blitz groans.

“What did I do?” Moxxie questions defensively.

“Did you teach me some Italian thing from your mob family?”

“What? No!”

“Ugh, must be Chazwick saying that about you and Millie while he’s fucking me senseless,” Blitz says while recalling where he hears that Italian phrase.

“Ew, I don't need to know that!” Moxxie snarls in disgust.

"Has Chaz been better in bed?" Millie asks. 

"No, he's still terrible in bed," Blitz responds. 

Stolas almost chokes when he hears about Blitz’s ventures. He covers Octavia’s ears and tries to get her to continue practicing her magic.

Vaggie comes up from behind the group. “Is this seriously the conversation we need to talk about at a time like this?! Keep training, guys! We don’t have time to waste!”

“We’re trainin’. We’re trainin’,” Blitz responds with a groan.

~.~

Carmilla hands Bella a battle hammer that is glowing and Nora a battle-axe.

“Sweet!” Nora chirps and flies up to swing her axe at the dummies.

Sebastian and Eleanor sniffle tearfully.

“That’s our daughter,” Sebastian says proudly.

Eleanor nods in agreement.

However, Charlie seems cautious when Bella is handed a battle hammer.

“Um...are you sure you should give her that?” Charlie questions.

“Yeah, it’s light enough for both of them to carry. Don’t worry,” Carmilla reassures Charlie while Bella is swinging her hammer around the background.

Loona tears through the training dummies.

Alastor watches with a bit of an unsure grin at Loona.

Meanwhile, Vaggie gives Emily an angelic spear and starts training her how to fight with the spear.

Emily seems to get a good handle of the spear, but she stumbles during her training fight with Vaggie. Vaggie helps her up and keeps teaching her.

Charlie, Eleanor, and Sebastian help train alongside with Nora and Bella and fight all the training dummies and tearing through them with Loona.

As Emily is training with Vaggie, her eyes wander up at the darkened red skies. She blinks and stops her training.

“Em, keep your eyes on your enemies--”

“What’s that?”

Vaggie hesitantly looks up at the sky to find four fireballs falling towards them. “Shit! Guys, get down--!”

The warning comes too late as the fireballs blow up the rooftop of the fortress. The group notices the fortress is being lifted off of the ground. They turn to see Orais is outside, using his hands to lift the fortress off of its foundation telepathically.

“Looks like we found little ants underneath,” Morrigan replies besides her husband, watching him toss the metal building aside.

Stolas immediately pulls Octavia behind him, getting out his fireball to use against Morrigan and Orais.

Blitz cocks his rifle and steps in front of Fizz, who widens his eyes in fear.

Moxxie and Millie hold hands while facing the evil couple with glares.

Husk and Angel exchange glances in concern and then they glare Morrigan and Orais while holding hands to comfort each other.

Alastor shifts his glare up at the couple.

Lilith stands in front of her people as the queen, her horns coming out the sides of her head and her eyes turn red with white pupils.

“You got a lot nerve to show up here,” Lilith growls at the couple.

“No, you got a lot of nerve to take off your little disguise,” Morrigan quips back. “What kind of queen would hide from her people, hm?”

“You’re one to talk,” Lilith growls before charging at Morrigan and Orais.

Orais steps aside, letting Morrigan take control of the fight. Morrigan manages to stop Lilith’s attack, gripping her throat.

“You’re not living up to your legend, Lilith,” Morrigan whispers to Lilith before slamming her on the ground and choking her.

“MOM!” Charlie cries before she feels green chains tugging her back. She looks to find that there is a green chain attach to the ground.

“Remember my little favor, dear?” Alastor asks Charlie. “Don’t interfere.”

Charlie struggles in her chain while watching Lilith getting beaten up by Morrigan. “MOM!”

Alastor notices something out of the corner of his eyes and turns to notice too late of the fireball hitting him. He flies across the building and crashes onto the ground. He tumbles harshly until he’s able to stop him. He glares up to find Vox, the flat-screen faced demon, having a familiar keyblade that’s now blue instead of black. Alastor widens his eyes in shock while noticing the red and orange aura around him.

“Long time, no see, Al,” Vox calls out with red liquid dripping from the corner of his mouth. “Who losts his signal now?”

Alastor looks at his staff, seeing it broken in half again. “Fuck!”

Charlie attempts to try to fight Vox away from Alastor, struggling in the chain Alastor creates for her.

Nifty charges into the scene with a maniacal laugh and hops towards Vox, but Vox uses the beam from his new keyblade and fires it at her, shoving her back.

“Let the grown-ups talk, sweetie,” Vox responds with a small insult at Nifty.

Alastor growls and stands up, antlers growing on the sides of his head. “Alright, let’s do this.” He zooms towards Vox to fight him, growing bigger to break through the building. Vox starts to spread his wings that are mostly bat wings and flies up to fight Alastor.

~.~

Husk and Angel witnesses Alastor fighting Vox along with Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, and Fizz.

“Should we help him?” Blitz asks the others.

Husk notices Sir Pentious getting Emily into his airship along with him, Cherri, Clara, and Odette. Nora hurries out of the scene to free the raptors from the big cage they built with Eleanor and Sebastian on with her.

Loona picks Bella up and takes her out of the scene where the debris are falling on them.

When Lilith notices Charlie chained to the ground, she screeches at both Morrigan and Orais, hurting their ears. Lilith flies away from the couple and hurries to Charlie, breaking her green chains and carrying her away from the falling debris.

Fizz hears creaking from the side and looks to find a sharp spider leg coming at him. He dodges it, rolling back to the group and looking up to find...Mammon?

“It feels good to be back!” Mammon growls demonically, his eyes turquoise.

“M-Mammon? But you’re not--” Fizz is slammed against the wall.

Blitz takes out his rifle. “I’m going to fucking kill you whoever you are!”

Mammon tranforms into a familiar woman that appears to be Blitz’s mother.

“You wouldn’t want to kill your own mother, would you, Blitzy?” Blitz’s mother says in fear.

Blitz softens his gaze, tears edging out of his eyes before an arm like Ozzie’s grow on Blitz’s mother and slams her fist at Blitz, causing him to fly against the wall.

“Blitz!” Angel calls out in concern before turning to find Velvette grinning wickedly at them.

“You motherfuckers fell for my tricks so easily,” Velvette says with a chuckle.

Moxxie glares at Velvette and aims his rifle up. He pulls the trigger, but Velvette catches the bullet with her mouth, swallowing it and having it burn in her lava-lamp waist.

She sighs in satisfaction and notices Moxxie’s fear growing. To add insult to injury, she shapeshifts into Crimson.

“I always knew that you’ll turn out to be a disappointment,” Crimson says, angering Moxxie.

Before Moxxie can attack, Crimson transforms into Moxxie’s mother, wearing the shoes Moxxie remembers the most of.

“Are you really going to attack your mother? After what your father has done to you?”

Millie growls and charges at Moxxie’s mother, tackling her. “You ain’t her, bitch!”

Velvette reverts back to her normal self and changes into Chazwick, the shark demon. He grips Millie’s throat and drags her across the floor, throwing her against the wall. When Millie crashes against the wall, the pitchfork nearly stabs her. She looks up to find her father glaring at her.

“Why do you have to pick such a wimp?!” Her father snarls at Millie.

Moxxie growls and runs up to Millie’s father, hopping onto his back and putting the rifle up against his throat. However, Millie’s father transforms into Striker, managing to strike Moxxie with his tail.

Moxxie flies off of Striker, hitting the ground hard.

Before Velvette, as Striker, can beat Moxxie up more, Fizz jumps in and throws punches with his robotic fists. However, one of his punches is blocked by Ozzie’s hand as Velvette transforms into Ozzie.

“Are you really going to hurt me, Froggie?” Velvette asks in Ozzie’s voice. As Ozzie, he throws Fizz against the wall. Stolas joins in the fight, throwing a fireball at Ozzie.

However, Ozzie transforms into Stella, as Stella takes out her shotgun to shoot at Stolas. However, Stella is hit by the purple fireball formed by Octavia. Stella reforms back to Velvette, who groans in pain.

Stolas turns to see Octavia losing control of her newfound powers, her eyes turning purple. She lifts up the falling debris, purple aura glowing around her hands. She has tears in her eyes as she starts to throwing debris at Velvette angrily.

Blitz and Stolas exchange glances in concern as the people in the fortress are being lifted up in the air.

“Sweetie! Sweetie, snap out of this!” Stolas responds.

“Wait, we got an advantage!” Blitz shouts, noticing disoriented Velvette being lifted up. The I.M.P crew, excluding Loona and Octavia, charge to attack Velvette. While in the air, Velvette takes on various people to fight back against the crew.

~.~

Husk and Angel are being lifted in the air, grabbing on the floating debris.

“Whoa! This is cool!” Angel gasps in shock while finding stars surrounding them.

“Is it, Angel baby?”

Husk and Angel shiver at the familiar tone, looking to the side to find Valentino standing on the debris with them.

“You know, you giving your boyfriend a blowjob gives away your location, right?” Valentino says slimly.

“Aw, shit,” Angel utters in shock.

Husk growls, his eyes turning green in anger. “Fuck you, Val.”

“This is going to be fun,” Val says while spreading his moth wings and charging towards Husk. Husk lets the tentacles rise and charge towards Val attacking him.

Bella sees this while Loona hops onto the debris towards somewhere safe. She also sees Angel jumping in to help Husk fight Valentino. However, Angel’s attack is deflected by Val’s arms, who’s glaring at him.

“Are you that willing to kill me, babycakes?” Valentino asks.

Angel growls, extending his limbs holding two extra rifles and shooting into Valentino’s torso, getting him off of him.

Valentino stumbles back, giving Husk an opportunity to tackle the moth away from his lover. However, Valentino throws Husk down onto the ground, causing a crack. Valentino turns to Angel with a smirk.

“You know, you’re so pathetic that you let your little friends defend you. You’re supposed to be with me,” Valentino growls, his wounds heal up with the blue aura.

Bella sees this and wiggles herself out of Loona’s hold.

“Bella, no!” Loona calls, floating in the air before getting caught in Sir Pentious’ ship.

Bella hops on the debris to get to Angel and Valentino with her battle hammer.

Before Valentino can lay another hand on Angel, Bella jumps over Angel and stands between them with a scowl.

Valentino guffaws. “Wow, you’re so pathetic that you let a child defend you.”

Bella growls like an animal and leaps to attack Valentino, whacking him in the face with her battle hammer. Valentino’s gold tooth flies off of his mouth. Bella comes back down in front of Angel, but Angel pulls her behind him and raises his rifles at Valentino. Valentino feels his gold tooth missing, glaring at Bella.

“Why you little bitch?!” Valentino says while blowing blue fire at Angel and Bella.

Angel lifts Bella up to shield her with his body until Husk’s tentacles block the fire from reaching both Angel and Bella.

Husk flies up and kicks Valentino in the face. He puts the tentacles down and looks at Angel. “Get Bella somewhere safe!”

“What about you?!” Angel asks in panic.

“I’ll be fine! Go!” Husk barks, charging towards Valentino to fight him more.

Angel breathes heavily in fear while hopping on the floating debris to get Bella somewhere safe.

“We have to help Husk!” Bella shouts in fear.

Angel looks back to find Husk taking Valentino down in full rage. “Eh, I think he got it for the most part!”

~.~

“We got to get out of here!” Vaggie announces while leading the cannibals out of the building as fast as they can while Lilith is still fighting Morrigan and Orais.

Charlie tries to fight the chains keeping her from running or fighting.

Vaggie sees Charlie chained up and leaves Carmilla to lead the cannibals out of the building. She flies over to her girlfriend and starts attempting to break the green chain while Alastor is still fighting Vox.

“C’mon! C’mon!” Vaggie says while using her angelic spear to cut through the shackle on Charlie’s wrist.

Lilith starts to choke by the time Charlie is released from the shackle.

“Don’t you hurt her!” Charlie barks.

“Babe, no!” Vaggie gasps before witnessing her girlfriend being stopped by Morrigan invisible grips on both Lilith’s and Charlie’s throats. With a growl, she charges into the battle and attempts to attack Morrigan. Orais interferes and slaps Vaggie away from his wife. He grabs her throat to choke her.

Meanwhile, Nora opens the cage for the raptors to come out.

“Go, go!” Nora urges the raptors as Carmilla leads the cannibals to them. Nora’s parents turn to notice Charlie, Vaggie, and Lilith struggling to fight Morrigan and Orais.

Eleanor and Sebastian exchange looks of worry and then determination.

While the cannibals hop onto the backs of raptors to fly off, Carmilla manages to shoo them away. Before Nora can hop up on the raptors, she’s suddenly embraced by her parents.

“Guys?” Nora calls Eleanor and Sebastian.

Sebastian gives Nora one last kiss on the head before running off towards Morrigan and Orais.

Eleanor lets go of Nora. “Find your siblings and get somewhere safe!” With that said, she hurries beside her husband to fight Morrigan and Orais.

“Mom! Dad!” Nora calls for her parents.

~.~

Meanwhile, Orais holds Vaggie up high by the throat.

“Hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but your little princess will soon die along with the queen,” Orais says with a smirk. “So you better value your last breath.”

Before Orais can snap Vaggie’s neck, a butcher knife is thrown at Orais, impaling his shoulder. He screeches in pain, a fist slamming against his cheek by Sebastian. Sebastian catches Vaggie and lets her go, hitting Orais while he’s down with his butcher knife.

Eleanor gets out a sawblade and thrusts it to cut off Morrigan’s arm that is gripping Charlie’s throat. Morrigan gasps in shock and glares at Eleanor.

Charlie gasps for breath and witnesses Morrigan stumbling, releasing her hold on Lilith as well. Charlie picks up nearly blacked out Lilith and carries her away from the situation.

Eleanor brings the sawblade back and is about to attack Morrigan again, but Morrigan holds her only hand out, gripping around Eleanor’s throat telepathically. Before Eleanor gets a chance to speak, Morrigan snaps her neck and kills her.

Sebastian sees this and growls at Morrigan. Before he can enact his revenge for his wife, Orais grabs Sebastian's head and rips it off of his body. Sebastian’s headless body falls onto the ground, bleeding out.

Nora witnesses this and glares at Morrigan and Orais. Before she can charge towards them with a vengeance, Carmilla holds Nora back.

“Don’t! You’ll end up like them!” Carmilla warns, holding her for dear life. 

“MOM! DAD!!” Nora cries, struggling against Carmilla’s grip.

Vaggie and Charlie helps Lilith through the building, floating in the air.

Sir Pentious sees them from his ship and opens up the window. “GUYSSS, OVER HERE!”

Vaggie and Charlie jumps into the ship with Lilith in their grasps. Charlie looks around to find Emily, Cherri, Loona, Clara, and Odette.

Sir Pentious flies his ship through the floating debris, noticing Nora and Carmilla down below. Sir Pentious presses the button to sent a beam to lift them up into the ship. Carmilla and Nora are in the ship.

“Girls!” Carmilla calls while hugging both Clara and Odette.

“We’re okay, Mom,” Odette reassures Carmilla.

“Yeah, we’re okay,” Clara adds.

“Hang on!” Sir Pentious shouts to the group in the ship. He steers the ship through the starry surroundings Octavia created.

~.~

Angel hops from debris to debris while carrying Bella to reach the ship departing from the building.

“HEY, PEN!” Angel shouts.

Sir Pentious notices Angel out of the corner of his eyes and steers the ship towards Angel and Bella. Bella looks over Angel’s shoulder, finding Husk losing to Valentino when Valentino manages to burn Husk’s tentacles and gripping his throat.

“Husk!” Bella shouts.

Angel looks behind him to find Husk in trouble. As the ship approaches them, Vaggie and Charlie extend their arms out for Bella and Angel.

However, Angel decides to throw Bella to the women, letting them catch her.

“Angel!” Bella cries when she watches Angel turning back to hop from debris to debris to help Husk.

“Angel, no!” Vaggie calls out.

Before Vaggie can hop out of the ship to get Angel, Octavia starts to feel dizzy from using her powers for too long.

Stolas notices this while fighting with Velvette. “Honey?!”

Octavia falls over, the debris now falling. Stolas zooms to save Octavia and then hurries to save the rest of the I.M.P crew, including Fizz. He creates a portal to the ship and enters it with his friends, his boyfriend, and his daughter in his arms.

Vaggie hasn’t been able to get out of the ship due to the falling debris.

However, Angel tries to reach Husk and Valentino before another debris falls on him. Husk sees his lover hit by the debris, diving down to pick him up. Husk manages to catch Angel in his arms and attempts to fly through the collapsing debris until Alastor accidentally knocks Husk and Angel down when trying to fight Vox with his tentacles. Vox manages to smash Alastor onto the ground next to Nifty. Before Vox can land a killing blow, Alastor picks Nifty up and turns into the shadow with her in his grasps.

Vox punches the ground with a growl. “You fucking coward!”

The collision stops in the fortress as the ship flies away.

“Wait, we can’t leave Husk and Angel!” Bella begs them while Alastor arrives in the ship with passed-out Nifty in his arms.

“We’ll come back for them, promise,” Sir Pentious says while driving the ship away from the chaos. “For now, we need to get out of here!”

“We should be safer at the hotel,” Vaggie suggests.

“We have to hurry then,” Emily determines.

Sir Pentious flies the ship towards the hotel.

Meanwhile, Vox growls while throwing a temper tantrum. “That damn coward! He doesn’t even let me pull a finishing blow!”

“You’ll get your chance, Vox,” Orais says with a deadpan tone, managing to put his wife’s arm back on with the bright glow mending her up.

Morrigan sighs and moves her arm. “Ugh, they’re becoming stronger.”

“They’re cowering away to the hotel,” Velvette says while pointing at the direction of the ship.

“Great, now we don’t have any hostages or something,” Vox growls.

“What are you talking about? We have hostages,” Valentino says before pulling out passed out Husk and Angel out from under the debris.

“Holy shit! They left those two behind!” Vox gasps in shock.

Morrigan and Orais exchange smirks at the sight of the new hostages.

“You said that you have to renew your contract with Angel?” Morrigan asks Valentino.

“Yeah?” Valentino utters.

“I believe you got your opportunity to do so,” Orais answers. 

To Be Continued...

[sera8273]

The last person to make a Cameo in Apology Tour is Wally Wackford! The reason I didn’t place him last post was bc it got way too long.

Ep 1. Seen as Loo-Loo Lands Torch Vendor before Blitzø falls on him while escaping Robo Fizz

Ep 4. While switching channels, Wally comes on promoting his new business, Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory". (Most likely to pay back Mammon for burning down Loo-Loo Land) and appears at the end of the episode trying to get workers to explo-erm, implore!

Ep 5. He’s the Host of the Harvest Moon Festival with Stolas as his Co-Host!

Ep 7. He’s now a Bartender at OZZIES and gets pushed to the floor by Verosika when handing her a drink.

S2 Ep 2. Scrolling through sinstagram. Wally is seen still sponsoring his business through showing off his fame and trying to make other desperate souls work for him. It does seem that business booming!

S2 Ep 6. When Fizz reads the newspaper, right under the “Breast Imp-lants” are “Wally Wackford's Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Tube Dicks”

S2 Ep 7. In the Flashback, Mammon actually picks up Young Wally and flings him off stage. Meaning that incanon, he’s younger than Fizz and Blitz! He also appears sitting in the crowd when Ozzie comes to protect his lil frog.

Shorts 1:Sallie May and Millie go to Wacky Wally Wackford's Fun Time Emporium, a video game arcade in Imp city before accidentally getting burnt down when playing the Chainsaw Mama Fighting game.

S2 Ep9. And finally! We see him at the end of Apology Tour being another Vendor of Anti-Blitzø merchandise!

[sirdust]

you know what stolas can be a part of the blitz/fizz/ozzie polycule but only if he shapes up and stays as autistic and silly as he was in the last ep. idc about mopey pining stolas just have him keep saying shit like "i love words :3" and i'll be completely satisfied with it

you know what x2 i'm too lazy to make another post so i'll summarize my thoughts on the ep as a whole here too

this episode was deeply flawed but more fun than any other s2 ep so far. the biggest problem is that so many things were unearned and clearly coasted off of fanon in order to make any kind of sense. "fans have already explored blitz and fizz's fallout and hatred of one another in a million different ways, so why not skip the drama and go straight for a reconciliation" is perhaps the most egregious lmao.

at the same time, having the accident be such a blameless event does make the quick reconciliation a little more acceptable, strictly in the context of what actually happened in the show. if blitz had borne even a little more responsibility for what happened it would have been utterly unbelievable for fizz to forgive him in this episode, regardless of blitz saving him.

it's also an issue because this episode sees blitz actually mending a past relationship. that is HUGE for his character. in fact it's so huge that it needed to come later in his arc, bc the central question of his character up until now has revolved around whether he can ever create meaningful relationships with others again after his past trauma surrounding relationships.

on a different note, i'm admittedly a little worried about fizzarozzie. the ending of the episode had weird undertones ("you won't have to again" over fizz's sad face is the big one) but it doesn't feel intentional and that means that the potential ambiguities of this relationship will probably not be addressed. that's unfortunate because it makes them less interesting as a foil/parallel to stolas and blitz, and it also means they have less room to develop in their own right. but then again, the show has a 4-season plan, so i could be wrong.

that's about all i can think of for now. i'm hungry so i gotta go eat lol.

btw this is unfortunate but i gotta mention that squiderdoodle on twitter did vizdev work for the episode that went uncredited which is super uncool, especially considering the fact they're one of the artists that has spoken up about how unprofessional the working environment at SH is 🤩 super tight ship you're running there, guys

[aska234]

And with this post Ya have basically spoken my mind.

I have been wanting this moment for the entirety of s2 but now that we got it.. it hurts man hahah♡ good for them tho, maybe they need a little break (unless the top decides that they won't get together at all which.. ya know it would be pretty interesting. Wouldn't be mad either way♡)

Now it's time that Blitz starts trying to improve.

All in all tho, with the apology tour ep I hope that;

1. They give Blitzs sis a little more attention then what she got last time

2. He and Barb won't make up. As much as I loved seeing him making up with Fizz and maybe making up with Verosika in the future, He needs to learn that ya cannot fix everything with saying sorry, and that ya gotta learn to forgive yourself for that.

Maybe a controversial opinion, Idc. I love Barbie and think that she is strong enough to manage on her own♡ She already got so far with piecing her life back together, she can see it through♡.

FULL MOON WAS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY WANTED

I was sooooo ready to be disappointed with the miscommunication trope in this episode, but it was PERFECT. It didn't feel silly or contrived, it felt like a hell of a lot got actually communicated and the issues arose from, y'know, the characters themselves having issues. Also, the soundscaping for that last scene was so fucking good. Starting with the music that fully did not match Blitz's intended mood, then transitioning to dead silence and then the added echo to their voices when they entered the last room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

I just. Everything that I wanted to get said got said! Stolas actually properly expressed his feelings, Blitz got pissed about it in a way that made clear where his personal issues lie, and then Stolas made it clear that that was a super unfair way to think of him, which is something that's been bothering me for a W H I L E. Apology Tour seems like it's going to be Blitz apologizing, which I didn't think it was gonna be just due to the preview shots, but is exactly what I actually wanted. Stolas has genuinely done his fucking best and it was good! It was really good!!!!!!

A lot of stolitz's relationship has been Stolas doing his best to communicate and Blitz just outright ignoring the words coming out of his mouth in favor of his own assumptions and I am delighted that finally it has come to a head in a way that allowed both of them to get their word in.

(Also honorable mentions to Blitz begging for the book BREAKING MY FUCKING HEART, Luna semi-inadvertently making Blitz's insecurities like 10x worse, and Luna + M&M being absolutely fantastic in every way during the fight scene!)

10/10 painful episode, but the pain was extremely cathartic. I feel like a wound has been lanced.

[helluvapurf]

*not me forgetting to watch the newest HB ep a few days late* -BUT yeah, the Mammon ep's here!

Figured it'd be nice to chat about it a bit since this'll probably be the last S2 ep we'll get for the year, so lets get into it~

Quick spoiler warning below for those who haven't seen the Mammon ep yet-

Alriiiighty, to start things off lets talk about the Pros of this ep!~ :>

-Bless. 👏My. 👏Guy. 👏Fizz. He was SUCH a gem to watch, here!~ 🥺Everything from his strong passion for being the best performer possible, his anxieties about fitting up to his idol Mammon's vision (in spite of all his exploitative treatment of Fizzarolli), and him eventually finding the courage to stand up to his crooked boss to quit on a high note (aka: his "F*** You") song… aaaaa, just chef kiss Loved it~

-Ozzie's back to being the best smooth talking-yet-loving bf to help out Fizzarolli, which is also a big treat to see!~❤️ You can just feel how much he truly loves and thinks highly of Fizz, trying to encourage that he's the best just how he is… and that he doesn't need a prick like Mammon to "improve" his act 🥰. Honestly, would SO be down to just see more of Fizzmodeus' wholesome lovin' over the Sto*litz melodrama we've got now… for real lol >3> 👌👌

-Speaking of which, Blitz was fun to see pop up in more of a supportive role to Fizz's story, standing by as his "security" while trying to remind Fizz of what's really important over kissing up to Mammon's crowd. I even liked that tidbit from Ozzie that Blitz is just a "kind-of friend" rn, showing that he and Fizz are actually taking time to rebuild their bond instead of everything being fully-swept under the rug… which imo is refreshing to see, all things considered 👍👍

-As far as Mammon himself goes… well I mean, what you see is what you get when it comes to him lol 🤷 . A crude, money-grubbing showboat who's all about making a profit… which def fits the vibe to him being the embodiment of Greed imo .3. Glad he got his comeuppance and whether he comes back or not in the future, lets just hope Fizz will keep to standing his ground against this walking moneybag 🤞🤞

-Those Klown sisters "Glitz & Glam" were a fun lil duo themselves, catty but committed to their roles as stage performers 🤩(and ngl, their song "Klown B***h" was pretty catchy too~). Didn't even try to cheat/sabotage Fizz's acts despite all their attitude with him earlier, so good on ya girls~ 👍

-That moment of Fizz bonding with his fan over sign language was super sweet, really showing at the core what a caring idol Fizz is to wanna make his audience happy~ 😊😊

Now, as far as any Cons regarding the episode… hmmmm:

-While I get what they were trying to go for with Mammon's aesthetic (lowkey being a walking Christmas tree, aka: commercialism lol)… ehhhhh, I feel like something's a bit "missing" in him fully feeling like a Greed sin imo .x. Idk if it might be his head giving the "same-face syndrome" vibe as some other HB guys, or his whole "true form" basically just having some extra eyes/spider legs for some reason… buuuut eh, just not really feeling it from an artistic standpoint 🤷.

-Ngl, am I the only one who felt kinda bad for the Klown twins' predicament by the end? ^^; Like, yeah they were pretty bitchy to Fizz earlier but I mean… it lowkey-wasn't too different to Blitz' asshole attitude to everyone else (which is usually played off as a good thing/joke by the narrative) so like… did they really deserve getting slammed by that giant rock thing at the end? Heck even just a quick heads up from Fizz letting Glitz & Glam know what an exploitative prick Mammon actually is (at least more with the whole "make a s*x doll out of your image" thing... *shudders* >>; ) could've sufficed fine… esp since the girls themselves could've easily fit in better to like, Verosika's crew or something with their popstar-vibe. But again, that miiiiight just be me… .3.

-That one stalkerish fanboy of Fizz was a real creep indeed… which I guess also played well to his established role (though at least Mammon had some entertaining presence to him, in-comparison >>). Glad Blitz at least offed the guy off quickly to give his bud some breathing room👍 . The less we gotta deal with incels like that, the better -x-;

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Aaaand yeah, that basically about covers my thoughts on the Mammon ep! :thumbsup: Didn't expect it to release so soon as it did, but I say it did a splendid job as the mid-season finale(?) for S2! ^^ Lot of heart, lot of laughs, lot of splendor and polish to entertain a viewer… hope to see more of this improved writing for the rest of the season to follow!

As far as my current ranking of Season 2 goes, here ya go!

1) "Mammon's Magnificent Musical" (S2 Ep. 7)

2) "Oops" (S2 Ep. 6)

3) "Western Energy" (S2 Ep. 4)

4) "Exes and Oohs" (S2 Ep. 3)

5) "The Circus" (S2 Ep. 1)

6) "Unhappy Campers" (S2 Ep. 5)

7) "Seeing Stars" (S2 Ep. 2)

[affogatoandristretto]

“Blitz” vs “Blitzy”

So I noticed another detail in ep7 that I thought was interesting.

(I’m totally not watching the new ep on repeat or anything. Shuddup)

A lot of people have mentioned that at the end of the ep, Stolas switches from “Blitzy” to just “Blitz” when he wishes him a goodnight…

But I just noticed that he switches to calling him Blitz WAYYY earlier in the episode.

The last time he says “Blitzy” is the iconic

Oh Blitzy~

When he appears for the date.

After that he doesn’t say it for the rest of the episode but calls him “Blitz” a few times in the scene at Ozzies (while trying to get his attention to order and while making awkward small talk) before Fizz makes his appearance and the night goes to shit…

And then ofc there’s the soul crushing “goodnight Blitz” at the end of the episode

So…like…this could be nothing and I’m probs overthinking it but I’m almost positive this is the first time in the entire series we hear him say Blitz instead of Blitzy and I feel like that has to be important idk

SO I have a couple of theories for this:

1) after he made his grand appearance the first thing Blitz did was make a comment about him being overdressed…so maybe he was nervous/self-conscious?

2) their actions up until now were always flirty (or like...fucking…) and this was their first “real date” so maybe that was his way of taking the date seriously?

3) he was trying to get Blitz’s attention? Bc let’s face it, Blitz was acting like an unenthusiastic dick to Stol even before he literally pulled out binoculars 😑

4) it’s something else entirely 🙃

But imo it’s just another little detail that shows how serious Stolas was about this date

[chifuya]

My thoughts on today's ep 7 season finale pt 1 of Helluva Boss

For starters Moxxie & Millie cutest couple ever. No questions asked

Stolas getting ready for his "date" with Blitzo ahh he was so happy for it too.

Blitzo on the other hand. We all know he loves to invade Moxxie & Millie's personal love moments, but what was it for this time? Simply asked Stolas out only being his entry to the club and it didn't go well.

Fizz, what is his relationship with Blitz? Seems like in his phone Blitzo has a photo of them being childhood friends. Possibly they were more in their young teen days, Blitz could have broken his heart which will explain his animosity vice versa.

Verosika is also among the photos. Now it kinda seems she still has some strong feelings there for Blitzo same with him.

Stolas (my poor owl baby) was happy, so happy to see blitzy was calling him. Literally choked. Fizz attacked him with some harsh words. Basically downgrading him from being royalty to canoodling a boss of a murdering business. But he didn't care. He just wanted to comfort him, make sure he's alright and spend the rest of the night with him and this time WITHOUT THAT.

What's really question is who are the two girls in the last photo? Verosika did mention his sister is rehab. Could it be her? Was she a motherly figure? Perhaps promised something she couldn't keep? We don't know.

I just wish Blitzo would open up and communicate more. It would definitely release all the weight of emotions he keeps locked up inside.

[sobashahzadi]

okkkayyy fiiine, now that you’ve gotten down on ur knees and begged I suppose I’ll tell u my idea (I lov u)

okay so the song starts off w

this could be interpreted as blitzø leaving after a full moon knight, he might want to leave early ect.- but stolitz doesn’t see him staying longer as a bother and he wants him to stay because of course as we’ve seen in the show, he’s extremely lonely- sure he’s on better terms with his daughter but he’s also dealing with a divorce

or the alternative would be their first night when blitzø is trying to steal the grimoire

Blitzø then leaves and is unsure of whether he’ll return,

These can be tied to their night at ozzies, their “breakup” blitzø feels bad but he hates himself sm he can’t bring himself to love stoles or even imagine himself with him, only being tied to him through their deal as we saw in his hallucinations, he’s being pulled by a golden chain and he’s nothing but an imp whilst stolas is royalty.

he wants stolas to forget him

we’re not so sure when stolas is going to give blitzø the ring that can get him to earth without the grimoire but it should be soon because of the convo between fizz and Ozzie after the blitz and fizz ep. but these lines could relate to the stolas giving blitz the ring and telling him he’ll move on and that this is his second try at helping him, his last try before he leaves him

blitzø sees that “he found the man before him had died” cuz bro that is a hell of a breakup plan Omds stolas bby r u ok, Annie r u ok, r u okay Annie,

And now this time, instead of blitz relating to this verse, it’s stolas because he’s the one who’s leaving, quietly disappearing from his life, the last line could be for the both of them.

stolas has no idea how to show his love and affection, he has no one to look up to in that sense, so he copies what blitzø did in thier first night, u know b rlly horny even if he isn’t actually, he just wants to give blitzø what he thinks he wants

whilst blitzø sees this as stolas not wanting him but for his body of whatever, he hates himself sm that that is what his mind has made up, that he’s unlovable and so he doesn’t dserve someone so royal

anyways, I’ll leav u to cry with that info

I don’t know how to explain but this song is so Stolitz coded someone pls agree w me

also random but this guy randomly showed up on my Spotify and he’s so good?

cant believe I never heard of him before

[chaifootsteps]

anon who previously sad I didn't mind the most recent ep - now that I've had time to percolate on it, I think it's mostly because Stolas wasn't in it, and the episode centred around the characters actually supporting and being friendly to one another instead of nonstop tension and sniping. in other words, blitz n fixx n ozzie continue to be the sole saving grace (confused why blitz calls them hyopcrites tho, didn't he already know fizz and ozz were a thing from last ep?)

It makes a difference, doesn't it? No Stolas + the characters being kind to one another in any regard feels like a blissful reprieve when it comes to this show.

And yes, yes Blitz did know they were a thing from last ep. He actually implies that he knew they were a thing since "Ozzie's" at the very least.