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service4marriedmen · 2 months ago

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I'm more of a wine guy but I had no problem swallowing their small batch, limited release, fresh brew.

Besides, they'd been carrying it around for a week and so desperately needed to lighten their loads.

You know what they say; it's part timing, part luck, and part ability to swallow on demand. Well, at least I say that.

#let me taste it #wanna taste?#freshly brewed #fresh batch #fresh brew #yeasty #beer brew #six day laod #blew them both #went down on them #lightened their loads #swallowed their brew

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l0v3lylune · 6 days ago

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wild life session 4 is so funny because grian and scar’s dynamic has just turned into divorced murder husbands who used to plot murders together but now plot murders AGAINST each other i love it so much

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glitterghost · 1 year ago

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like there is a particular kind of sadness (or loneliness, if you will) that ace/aro folk feel.

#asexual #asexuality #aspec #aromantic #aro #arospec #lgbtqia #am I wrong or no?#its like a sorrow on a frequency only other ace folk can detect #or say ah ha yes i feel this #this makes sense #i can incoherently ramble a feeling or a thought and others who identifying *get* it like it's a language we both speak #fluent in a common wave of ace-solation if you will #anyway just wanting to throw this out there again #i know i had a vague post similar to this that blew up but its always so hard to articulate the feeling #and maybe this will reach others that relate and agree to this that will make them feel less alone #wow these tags are messy and full of typos #lots of love to my loney ace and aro specs buddies #💜💚💜💚💜

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tanglepelt · 1 year ago

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Dc x dp idea 77

A reveal gone right ends in tragedy.

Danny told his parents he was phantom They accepted him. The problem is Jack accidentally outed him.

Jack and Maddie got questions on why they stopped there hunting and threats to ghost. The two just do catch and releases as necessary as phantom does.

Jack just goes well we don’t want to hunt our son.

Amity Parker’s just accept it. To bad the GIW and government don’t.

This leads to jack and Maddie making a device to get their family out. Ellie is a member of the family at this time. They don’t want to flee into the ghost zone as three of the five are human. Rather they want to make a device that goes to a separate dimension and hope it’s better.

If not just dimension hop.

The Giw break through the defenses of the house right as they finished an experimental version.

Only the kids make it through. Jack and Maddie stayed behind to stop the Giw and get rid of the ghost portal. They didn’t want to leave the GIW with means to destroy a whole entire dimension full of beings who could feel and think.

The three kids end up in the dc dimensions.

The justice league is alerted to a dimensional hop via JLD? maybe. Or some system scanning looking for it.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #good parents jack and maddie #too bad they die #they blew up the portal #3 new kids I’m dc #what could go wrong #2 or the 3 have powers #personally i feel Danny and Ellie are way over powered #they have a bunch of them #but they could definitely be caught off guard by the justice league. both Danny and Dani tend to forget there powers #plus they don’t have a whole lot of experience #Danny and Ellie totally on accident become vigilantes #Danny takes a break for a while but goes stir crazy #jazz is the responsibile one #she figures out how to keep them alive.#i feel like the Clark’s might take the three #Danny and Dani have a similar outside appearance to be kyrptoniens #or maybe they are seen as experiments with multiple hero’s dnas #they could think jazz rescued them from a lab #jazz could and would kick butt for her baby siblings #Danny and Ellie would take on the world for there big sister #the justice league detects the dimensional hop #the investigate. maybe Danny or Ellie are injured #too bad the three go invisible and disappear on the league

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Me: I hate all superhero movies/shows that boil down to 'it's Superman but an Asshole' they al-

Megamind 2010: all?

Me: oh no not you, you're perfect.

#superman #clark kent #megamind #metroman #megamind 2010 #comics #dc comics #`if i was superman id use my powers to enslave humanity' yeah but superman wouldn't YOU would because apparently you're a horrible person #metro man #roxanne ritchi #like metro man is superman if he was forced to be a hero from a young age and became dissolutioned with it #and megamind is Superman if he looked alien and didnt land in a nice place to grow up.#they both go through the motions of hero and villain because thats what's expected of them. in the end they realize thats not what they wan #metro man stepped down and megamind stepped into his shoes to defeat the villain (even if its of his own creation)#how did DreamWorks do this? eveyone does `Superman but.... wait for it! EVIL` but they did it so much better like neiter metroman or #megamind was really evil. megamind was a nusence at best. even durimg his dictator era the city was still ok. a fire truck in a wall and #spray paint. some thievery one guy got cubed. blew up the museum. etc but he could have done worse. he wasnt truly evil just mad scientist #the real evil was the 'nice guy' who got powers and automatically used them to to an actual dictator when the girl he liked rejected him

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gracebethartacc · 1 year ago

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Erm?? what the fuck??? 🤨 Paper????

#Peak character designs I love them both a normal amount #Also don’t spoil anything I’m only like half way in atm but it’s been very gracecore thus far :3👍#spm #EDIT IM TAKING AWAY ALL THE TAGS ON THIS POST BC I DONT LIKE HOW MUVH IT BLEW UP BC ITS OLD ANS NOT MY STYLIZED VERS OF DIM 💔

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sugarcubedd · 4 months ago

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He's better than you and you know it

#this match is right before both of them blew up too!#crazy to think about #maxwell jacob friedman #mjf #chris brookes #wrestling #no context wrestling

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fluffypotatey · 4 months ago

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Hangster Twisters enemies-to-lovers AU where Rooster and Hangman have different chasing teams (like, Javy with Hangman and Phoenix with Rooster or smth) and their respective wingman are like, "my brother in Christ, this would be so much easier if you two dipshits would just work together" and ofc they're both like "over my dead fucking body" but they keep ending up at the same goddam storms anyway.

"Fuck off, Bradshaw, I got dibs on this one."

"Dibs? Dibs on a meteorological event? Kiss my ass."

omfg yes!!!! they even have rival YouTube accounts and it’s a whole thing of like which side are you on in this niche tornado chaser community. Bradley’s channel is more focused on explaining the data and schematics, sort of like a virtual class on tornadoes and meteorology. meanwhile, Jake’s is a lot like Tyler Owens’ tornado wranglers channel where they do challenges and shit

however, after the storms all die down, both teams go to help the communities affected and even link charities to donate to, and it’s here where Jake and Bradley are at their most friendly because now isn’t the time to be causing a scene over something as petty as “stealing” each other’s thunder. this could even lead to both teams eventually coming together to create a solution that could “tame” a tornado

#we could have the old notes be from Bradley’s dad who tragically died when him and Maverick and their team first attempted it #even have Bradley have notes written over his dad’s that he’s made over the years. keeps it a secret from his mom and Mav #recreating the experiemenr is the only thing Bradley and Mav argue on and things blow over when Bradley finds part of the notes burned up #he blames Mav for ruining them and it leads to their falling out #also Bradley started his channel as like an extra credit project but it blew up and is now his job #both Jake and Bradley have their ph.D in meteorology (what specifics? idk yet)#Jake will be from north Texas and either graduates from Tech or TCU #i am on a roll #love this au #asks #hangster #top gun maverick #tgm au #hangster x twisters

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magpielark · 6 months ago

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Idiots in trouble for being stupid and dumb

#digital art #my art #fanart #popee the performer #popee paraphone #kedamono popee the performer #popee the ぱフォーマー #popee the clown #kedamono #popee and kedamono #I like them #they blew up God #I gave popee stupid big clown pants because i felt like it #and i gave them both clown facepaint

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akimojo · 5 months ago

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I sit at the table, fork and knife in hand, ready for a meal. The server comes over with a tray, lifts the lid, and presents to me one singular crumb. I leave the restaurant bereft and hungry

#god bless that one person who wrote abt them but i blew through it and i require more #i knew theyd be a rarepair bc they dont make sense and all but damn 😔 think of the potential yall #final fantasy xiii-2 #something something cursed by the goddess #grief etc #tragic villain and hopeful heroine but both equally doomed #you get it #also hi its been a while how are yall doing jdgsjdhdj

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service4cops · 1 year ago

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Oh yeah, they know . . . exactly where I'm gonna slide my tongue, and where they're gonna dump the fat loads they've been brewing in their balls all week.

#they know #they need service #weekly service #full balls #ball brew #ball liqour #ball juice #huge lods #needed to release #two hot cops #blew them both #serviced them both #rimmed them

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semothekat · 5 months ago

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me when im crazy about two characters that dont even know each other.

Thank you to @oathofkaslana for writing the id for this!!

#Paper’s art #Paper’s genshin art #Sayu #amber #genshin impact #hey guys.#hey. Guys. What if i exploded #I could go on and on and on #If i was writing this a little earlier then i probably would #BUT !!#i lied im gonna talk now #Ok so sayus sensei. Ambers grandpa.#they were both mentor/ parental figures and very very important to amber and sayu #And then they left and never came back and didnt tell them much if anything at all.#And their leaving caused sayu and amber to get their visions.#Both of them were trying to figure what to do after their sensei/grandpa left #I feel like im not explaining this very well but whatever #Sauy and amber are soo similar guys #amber’s book about flying courage #Sayu’s vision story about weakness and strength #ALSO THE WINDDD #Sayu wouldve died probably if there wasnt wind!!#The wind blew and she got away by turning into leaves!!!!!!! Also anemo vision #The amber bird book!! The wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bird had courage and jumped!! And it flew becuase the wind came!!! Also wind glider #Btw i put the leaves and the birds in the comic becaue of that but whatever #Also theres more but idk idk idk lets talk about who the sensei is #As far as we know from the game- we know like ntohing. The only things we know from sayu is that they’re taller than sayu and smiles pretty #So why did i make the sensei kazuha’s friend? Because why not.#When i first heard about sayus sensei thats who popped into my head so ill stick with it. It also explains why sensei didnt come back yet #Ok theres no more tag space left

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brainworms-all-night-long · 19 hours ago

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You know I'm very casually normally thinking about arcane and prime and. And how Jinx and Powder are the same exact person just one that has grown up in an echo chamber of trauma and was never allowed to heal. One who's sister refuses to accept that her innocent little sibling she was taken from all those years ago could change so drastically and claims Jinx "killed" Powder; and foster father that tries to ignore and bury the child which came before in favor of shaping up his perfect daughter of chaos. All while really she just needs to have peace and stop trying to split herself in two for others to accept her

Whereas Nine and Tails are not the same person, maybe have had a very similar origin, but in the end are guys from completely different universes. Exept while one was allowed to actually live a life and heal despite an unfortunate begging in life, the other was not, and all that trauma suffered only had added time to get reinforced and cemented as his very core. Then here comes some stranger that insists is his best friend, his brother, a stranger beliving Nine and Tails are one and the same until the damage has already been done and it's too late to fix any of it. While all Nine needed was to be seen as a separate person from that false projection and be given love for his own self, not of what he reminds Sonic off

#arcane #sonic prime #and you know. both of them blew up the council exept jinx was actually allowed to kill some of them shdhfgfh #Tldr; Jinx is Powder Powder is Jinx; and Nine is not Tails but Tails could've been Nine #so normal shaking them shaking them shAKING THEMMMM #god I need to find space to draw something for prime arcane againn #this show is actually making me go googledebunkers #<- I'll make you decide which one a choose your own adventure type deal #arcane jinx #jinx #miles nine prower #nine the fox #miles tails prower #exept not really #silly brainworms

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anistarrose · 3 months ago

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Another parallel between the Legato Conservatory's Light of Creation (i.e, the Voidfish) and the IPRE's Light of Creation: both have mechanisms through which exposure can inoculate you to their respective effects. (And moreover, the Bureau of Balance's mission can't succeed without people who are inoculated to both.)

#i say “another” because this is on top of them both being so closely associated with inspiration #or with bards whose names start with J for that matter. but that's old news #*this* is an absolutely miniscule thing that only dawned on me today and *still* blew my mind #taz #taz balance #taz balance spoilers #taz meta

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theodoravery · 4 months ago

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