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service4marriedmen · 4 months ago

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I'm more of a wine guy but I had no problem swallowing their small batch, limited release, fresh brew.

Besides, they'd been carrying it around for a week and so desperately needed to lighten their loads.

You know what they say; it's part timing, part luck, and part ability to swallow on demand. Well, at least I say that.

#let me taste it #wanna taste?#freshly brewed #fresh batch #fresh brew #yeasty #beer brew #six day laod #blew them both #went down on them #lightened their loads #swallowed their brew

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tackykachowch · 2 months ago

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How it feels to not like timebomb after s2

#I'M NOT A HATER I SWEAR I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT ON PAPER #i do however think that it came literally out of nowhere and was hella rushed and kinda ridiculous #like. if the argument is that original ekko fell in love with jinx it doesn't make sense because they were enemies for most of their lives #if the argument is that current ekko fell in love with au powder and now projects these feelings on jinx it's kinda uh. messed up #because she's a whole different person. entirely. it doesn't matter if both these version started out as a 9-year old powder. they had #extremely different lives and experiences and thinking that “there's still this kind of powder in jinx deep down” is straight-up awful #OR even if he didn't project his feelings for powder on jinx why would he love her in the current universe? last time they met she blew them #up and now she wants to commit suicide. there's literally no reason for him to have any kind of feelings except the slight friendly #affection that's left from all those years ago. and yet the show and most importantly the fandom treats them like a couple??? i don't get it #also it's kinda insane that s2 turned jinx and ekko into flat shipping material #again. obviously i have nothing against the shippers and do not condemn it in any way. i'm just expressing my thoughts on the matter #also what pisses me off the most. is how in ep9 jinx in fully painted with ekko's symbols here and there. has the bandage (?) on her chest #like vi. has a hood that looks like a drawing that isha made. and yet there's no fishbones or any reference to silco at all #i mean. i get it s2 hates him but i can't help it #they gave her all these relationships and pretended that they're significant to her and yet they didn't have any proper development #to really earn it #arcane critical #arcane season 2 #anti timebomb #jinx arcane #ekko arcane

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l0v3lylune · 3 months ago

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wild life session 4 is so funny because grian and scar’s dynamic has just turned into divorced murder husbands who used to plot murders together but now plot murders AGAINST each other i love it so much

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glitterghost · 1 year ago

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like there is a particular kind of sadness (or loneliness, if you will) that ace/aro folk feel.

#asexual #asexuality #aspec #aromantic #aro #arospec #lgbtqia #am I wrong or no?#its like a sorrow on a frequency only other ace folk can detect #or say ah ha yes i feel this #this makes sense #i can incoherently ramble a feeling or a thought and others who identifying *get* it like it's a language we both speak #fluent in a common wave of ace-solation if you will #anyway just wanting to throw this out there again #i know i had a vague post similar to this that blew up but its always so hard to articulate the feeling #and maybe this will reach others that relate and agree to this that will make them feel less alone #wow these tags are messy and full of typos #lots of love to my loney ace and aro specs buddies #💜💚💜💚💜

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tanglepelt · 2 years ago

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Dc x dp idea 77

A reveal gone right ends in tragedy.

Danny told his parents he was phantom They accepted him. The problem is Jack accidentally outed him.

Jack and Maddie got questions on why they stopped there hunting and threats to ghost. The two just do catch and releases as necessary as phantom does.

Jack just goes well we don’t want to hunt our son.

Amity Parker’s just accept it. To bad the GIW and government don’t.

This leads to jack and Maddie making a device to get their family out. Ellie is a member of the family at this time. They don’t want to flee into the ghost zone as three of the five are human. Rather they want to make a device that goes to a separate dimension and hope it’s better.

If not just dimension hop.

The Giw break through the defenses of the house right as they finished an experimental version.

Only the kids make it through. Jack and Maddie stayed behind to stop the Giw and get rid of the ghost portal. They didn’t want to leave the GIW with means to destroy a whole entire dimension full of beings who could feel and think.

The three kids end up in the dc dimensions.

The justice league is alerted to a dimensional hop via JLD? maybe. Or some system scanning looking for it.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #good parents jack and maddie #too bad they die #they blew up the portal #3 new kids I’m dc #what could go wrong #2 or the 3 have powers #personally i feel Danny and Ellie are way over powered #they have a bunch of them #but they could definitely be caught off guard by the justice league. both Danny and Dani tend to forget there powers #plus they don’t have a whole lot of experience #Danny and Ellie totally on accident become vigilantes #Danny takes a break for a while but goes stir crazy #jazz is the responsibile one #she figures out how to keep them alive.#i feel like the Clark’s might take the three #Danny and Dani have a similar outside appearance to be kyrptoniens #or maybe they are seen as experiments with multiple hero’s dnas #they could think jazz rescued them from a lab #jazz could and would kick butt for her baby siblings #Danny and Ellie would take on the world for there big sister #the justice league detects the dimensional hop #the investigate. maybe Danny or Ellie are injured #too bad the three go invisible and disappear on the league

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lizzybeeee · 3 months ago

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Who wants to bet that Anders was planned to be in that post-credit's Executor cutscene montage but they changed it to Bartrand when they realized it would go over real badly with everyone?

#clarification: 'go over way worse than it already is now lmao'#you're telling me that everyone from Loghain/Corypheous/Bartrand/Magisters Sidereal were all 'guided' or some shit #and not anders?!!!#someone had probably realized that it'd look real bad to imply that Anders only acted because of the guidance of some shadow Illuminati #that he only blew up the chantry because some snake man whispered in his ear and went HISS HISS HISSSSSS BLOW UP THE CHANTRY BITCH HISS #and not because the building was representative of the system that had systematically allowed mages to be abused for literal ages!!!#HE REMOVED THE CHANCE OF COMPROMISE BECAUSE THERE WAS NONE #they taught the people to fear mages and justified it with faith #a faith abused/omitted/adapted to suit their own narrative #they then gave those people they taught to fear weapons and told them to protect/enforce the chantry's doctrine #they looked the other way at abuse because to confront it head on would shake the foundation of the system their authority was built upon #to ensure they were loyal/efficient they made the templars dependent on lyrium at the cost of their own mental/physical health #no matter how many good mages and templars there were - the chantry had both groups on a leash and would never have allowed them to change #whatever you think about anders as a character - he wasn't wrong in telling us that the chantry was at the heart of the problem #bless whoever kept anders away from this mess lmao #i love you Anders <3 #the only character in all of DA to have agency apparently!!!!#fuck the executors #datv spoilers #datv critical #bioware critical #veilguard critical

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Me: I hate all superhero movies/shows that boil down to 'it's Superman but an Asshole' they al-

Megamind 2010: all?

Me: oh no not you, you're perfect.

#superman #clark kent #megamind #metroman #megamind 2010 #comics #dc comics #`if i was superman id use my powers to enslave humanity' yeah but superman wouldn't YOU would because apparently you're a horrible person #metro man #roxanne ritchi #like metro man is superman if he was forced to be a hero from a young age and became dissolutioned with it #and megamind is Superman if he looked alien and didnt land in a nice place to grow up.#they both go through the motions of hero and villain because thats what's expected of them. in the end they realize thats not what they wan #metro man stepped down and megamind stepped into his shoes to defeat the villain (even if its of his own creation)#how did DreamWorks do this? eveyone does `Superman but.... wait for it! EVIL` but they did it so much better like neiter metroman or #megamind was really evil. megamind was a nusence at best. even durimg his dictator era the city was still ok. a fire truck in a wall and #spray paint. some thievery one guy got cubed. blew up the museum. etc but he could have done worse. he wasnt truly evil just mad scientist #the real evil was the 'nice guy' who got powers and automatically used them to to an actual dictator when the girl he liked rejected him

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gracebethartacc · 2 years ago

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Erm?? what the fuck??? 🤨 Paper????

#Peak character designs I love them both a normal amount #Also don’t spoil anything I’m only like half way in atm but it’s been very gracecore thus far :3👍#spm #EDIT IM TAKING AWAY ALL THE TAGS ON THIS POST BC I DONT LIKE HOW MUVH IT BLEW UP BC ITS OLD ANS NOT MY STYLIZED VERS OF DIM 💔

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magpielark · 9 months ago

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Idiots in trouble for being stupid and dumb

#digital art #my art #fanart #popee the performer #popee paraphone #kedamono popee the performer #popee the ぱフォーマー #popee the clown #kedamono #popee and kedamono #I like them #they blew up God #I gave popee stupid big clown pants because i felt like it #and i gave them both clown facepaint

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akimojo · 8 months ago

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I sit at the table, fork and knife in hand, ready for a meal. The server comes over with a tray, lifts the lid, and presents to me one singular crumb. I leave the restaurant bereft and hungry

#god bless that one person who wrote abt them but i blew through it and i require more #i knew theyd be a rarepair bc they dont make sense and all but damn 😔 think of the potential yall #final fantasy xiii-2 #something something cursed by the goddess #grief etc #tragic villain and hopeful heroine but both equally doomed #you get it #also hi its been a while how are yall doing jdgsjdhdj

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service4cops · 1 year ago

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"Yeah? Why don't you get on your fucking knees and thank us!"

Now that sounds like a very good idea!

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semothekat · 8 months ago

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me when im crazy about two characters that dont even know each other.

Thank you to @oathofkaslana for writing the id for this!!

#Paper’s art #Paper’s genshin art #Sayu #amber #genshin impact #hey guys.#hey. Guys. What if i exploded #I could go on and on and on #If i was writing this a little earlier then i probably would #BUT !!#i lied im gonna talk now #Ok so sayus sensei. Ambers grandpa.#they were both mentor/ parental figures and very very important to amber and sayu #And then they left and never came back and didnt tell them much if anything at all.#And their leaving caused sayu and amber to get their visions.#Both of them were trying to figure what to do after their sensei/grandpa left #I feel like im not explaining this very well but whatever #Sauy and amber are soo similar guys #amber’s book about flying courage #Sayu’s vision story about weakness and strength #ALSO THE WINDDD #Sayu wouldve died probably if there wasnt wind!!#The wind blew and she got away by turning into leaves!!!!!!! Also anemo vision #The amber bird book!! The wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bird had courage and jumped!! And it flew becuase the wind came!!! Also wind glider #Btw i put the leaves and the birds in the comic becaue of that but whatever #Also theres more but idk idk idk lets talk about who the sensei is #As far as we know from the game- we know like ntohing. The only things we know from sayu is that they’re taller than sayu and smiles pretty #So why did i make the sensei kazuha’s friend? Because why not.#When i first heard about sayus sensei thats who popped into my head so ill stick with it. It also explains why sensei didnt come back yet #Ok theres no more tag space left

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anistarrose · 6 months ago

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Another parallel between the Legato Conservatory's Light of Creation (i.e, the Voidfish) and the IPRE's Light of Creation: both have mechanisms through which exposure can inoculate you to their respective effects. (And moreover, the Bureau of Balance's mission can't succeed without people who are inoculated to both.)

#i say “another” because this is on top of them both being so closely associated with inspiration #or with bards whose names start with J for that matter. but that's old news #*this* is an absolutely miniscule thing that only dawned on me today and *still* blew my mind #taz #taz balance #taz balance spoilers #taz meta

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theodoravery · 7 months ago

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"as if he considered himself the loser, no matter the outcome" BROOOOO

i would pay real fucking money for his character to be explored in more depth. baby i'm so sorry you got stuck in a book like hs2....

#he and hunger both are such fascinating characters. alice had so much potential in her hands and i fear she blew it #i get why. i'm sure she was fucking tired of this universe. i am too #but she could have done insane stuff with the both of them #war #heaven's secret #romance club

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birdricks · 1 year ago

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honestly beth and jerry have maybe my second favourite relationship in the entire show just for how interesting and tragic it is. like its brushed aside a lot in favour of other stuff but they were really both just kids... and the saddest part about them is that they maybe do love each other but its always in some way artificial

#‘i would find you in any lifetime’ but they never really had a choice #rick and morty #makes stuff like rixty minutes wayyy more sad #like they say they only had summer bc they blew a tire on the way to the clinic… JAW DROP.#but also stuff like jerry talking beth back thru their first kiss and her admitting to hating it #alsooo like. ik they bring up a lot that beth was 17 but jerry was also like. 17. or around it. they were BOTH kids and they both had to #make hard decisions. and they both did everything wrong and are both unhappy #like as much as ppl cling to that one speech abt jerry being a parasite i think its true for both of them #they both need each other in a sick way. yhey both love each other and they both hate wach other #its just their different personalities and they way they view each other that sets them apart #rick views jerry as a parasite bc well.. beth is his daughter and a lot like him #and also u can argue he was projecting a lot in that scene #but in the end its beth who ends up going back to jerry #she needs jerry as much as he needs her. bc he gives her that unconditional love she missed growinh up #..anyway #do they have a ship name btw. berry. jereth. lol #for the record their relationship is terrible. but i love thinking abt it its sooooo compelling to me

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lynne-monstr · 1 year ago

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it's like that trope of "didn't know we were dating" except it's "didn't know we were besties"

#netflix onmyoji #abe no seimei #minamoto no hiromasa #onmyojiedit #my gifs #that last gif like #seimei (internally): i only helped you twice. never mind that that's 100% of the time.#seimei (internally): is this because i blew on your neck that one time?#seimei (internally): or because i told you to reach into a man's clothes and touch his magic flute?#seimei (internally): i have no idea why this is happening #i do love how this cadence repeats itself a few distinct times. hiromasa protests too much and seimei pretends to be above it all #meanwhile both of them are pining for friendship bracelets #ep 3 giving us the good stuff

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