#bless crackships

[blenselche]

Working my way thru a backlog of reqs. TifFinny be upon you.

[celestial-crafts]

About a month ago I had dream where I was in ghost city. At some point I start to look around and then spot Mu Qing holding hands with Butcher Zhu, and going on what I presumed to be date. I woke up crying.

Since this cursed thought has been haunting me for a while now, I decided to doodle it.

[wolvies-claws]

various arts

IF YOU LIKE, REBLOG

[eggariesalad]

oc x canon stuff ft the guy i want in my berth

[yumemiruuuu]

No memes for now until I come up with something, just my new shelf with 2ha and a postcard of my favorite TGCF cover 😔🤌🏻

(coincidentally, I still had my husky funko from 7 years ago)

[orilifiel]

My otp <3

[iforgottoavoidthenoid]

i am back to drawing noid yaoi......

[baltears]

wheres that post about being the hannibal lecter of shipping. if u ship something that actively contradicts the thematic messaging of the entire work or disregards a characters arc bc of bad media literacy ur going in the soup

[lesbianwenqing]

dear tumblr,

i love crosshipping/rarepairs/crackships. like as long as

similar age OR two adults

not harming people (taking away rep, supporting toxic/abusive relationships)

then i am ON THAT TRAIN!!! for example, liu mingyan from SVSSS and wen qing from MDZS? hell yeah they'd be ADORABLE. no way yashiro nene is dating banyue? so true i love that

i ship SOLELY BASED ON dynamic, fuck canon!! in conlusion: crosshipping/crackships are underrated

[femmefighter]

Ignoring the fact I am so behind on all the commenting I'm wanting to do...

F/F ships that are also rare pairs or crackships? Yeah RIP 😂

Saw a person complaining about only getting 42 comments on a fic and I just want to scream.

[zkyfall]

whatever happens in s2 at least my eyes are blessed with the best character designs. can't wait for the crackshipping to start

ep 3 post credit under cut:

[neyafromfrance95]

It’s called “Golden Darkness”, and it’s from 2003, actually (Galadriel x Annatar): https://m.fanfiction.net/s/1074226/1/Golden-Darkness

There are several pre-RoP Galadriel x Sauron fanfictions, in fact. Back in the day (early 2000s), crackships were *the* thing. People would ship characters that never met, from different universes, sideways, upside down, enemies, random pairings. People knew these characters would never met, end up together or whatever, and no one cared (social media wasn’t a thing). Those were the days 😂 so much fun. “Aragorn and Arwen?? Pff, boring, what about Aragorn x Mouth of Sauron??” 😎

You can yall thank these authors for manifesting this whole thing!

eru iluvatar may bless the sauron x galadriel rare-shippers for manifesting trop into existence 20 years later 🙏🧎‍♀️

or maybe it was apollo bestowing the gift of prophecy on those brave souls? 💥

but honestly, while tolkien probably didn't intend it to be read as anything implying romance (though, who knows, truly? he might have played with putting a secret insinuations in his texts), galadriel and sauron's relationship is quite ambiguous in lotr. the wording of "he gropes ever so for me and my mind", sauron seeing galadriel as his chief adversary but being patient with her and placating her, galadriel seeing into his mind... i mean??? i guess they were just insanely horny for each other's power potential but still.

anyways, thank you sm for the link 💙 gonna go devour this ancient manuscript whole now!

[sadiegirl2021]

Crackships and fanfic recs:

Rhys and Elain - A Gentle Passion (WIP) or Prospective Parents (WIP) or Trapped Under the Lake (Check TW)

Gwyn and Elain - shameless plug of my own fic - Watermelon Sugar

Feyre and Lucien - A Court of Frost and Embers (WIP)

Azriel, Lucien and Elain - your hands are gravity, my hands are tied or the steamy threesome in A Little Bit of Light Reading

Cassian, Nesta, Azriel & Gwyn - More Hands Mean Less Work

Cassian, Azriel, Rhys and Feyre - Steamy Punishment

Azriel and Feysand's daughter - A Court of Light and Shadow (WIP)

Give me your favourite crackships from the SJM universe. I don’t care how wild they are, I just want to giggle and kick my feet.

[lady-phasma]

If daemon and Otto married maybe the dance of dragons could have been avoided

Here goes... I'm finally going to have a crackship in HotD. Thanks, anon! 💜

God bless this fandom - there is already a gif

With Otto as the Prince Consort many lives could have been saved. I think it would have prevented it entirely if Daemon were king. Otto could very easily have manipulated Viserys into letting Daemon remain his heir. Their love would have brought peace to the Seven Kingdoms. Perhaps even paving the way for Rhaenyra and Alicent to marry for love and not for duty. What a fine example this pair could have set.

[yamujiburo]

How does it feel to literally be the change you want to see in the world?

Maybe if I have time after this fic I'm currently writing, I'll write some Hanamusa. I need more lesbians in my life anyway

I’m just happy to see people getting on board especially since it’s a crackship 😭 I was obsessed when I first learned about this pair but the severe lack of content made me sad LMAO

Omg if you ever get around to it let me know!! You are a blessing for even considering it

[rius-cave]

I think it’s how Adam crackships seem to be taking off somewhat on Twitter. Like I’m seeing a lot more Adam’s Apple (and Adam + Lucifer being shipped with Lilith and Eve together), Adam and Charlie and an occasional Adam and angdust ship. I just think it’s great and funny

See friend, I wanna say I AGREE with you, but I can't help but feel it's just my warped vision of reality because I interact primarily with Adam content LMFAO. SO THE TWITTER ALGORITHM PROBABLY JUST SPITS BACK MORE OF THAT AT HIM

That being said I DO think it's impressive how much love he gets! Considering that he's 1)dead 2)an asshole 3)barely given any depth at all

To be honest, in a way we have it better than, say, Vox or Val fans because at least we have some precedent and speculation we can do based on... the Bible LMFAO SO EVEN IF IT'S NOT FROM THE HELLAVERSE WE CAN GET A SHIT TON OF HEADCANONS and I think that's beautiful.

Also I love that you neglected to mention arguably the biggest Adam ship: guitarspear. God bless you.