#lorris

[zkyfall]

whatever happens in s2 at least my eyes are blessed with the best character designs. can't wait for the crackshipping to start

ep 3 post credit under cut:

[gillesvalery]

Lorris-Loiret (Musée Horloger Georges Lemoine,)

[viwifey]

ARCANE 2.03 - "FINALLY GOT THE NAME RIGHT"

Caitlyn’s strike team

[sarcasticamaleont]

Everybody analysing everything that's happening with the main cast (as they should) and here I am loosing my goddam mind over the fuckinig BEARDED MAN.

WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT ALLIANCE DO YOU HAVE?

I don't know if I can trust him or not

When he was introduced at the beginning I thought he was just a pretty face but then, THEN he does this:

When Maddie is talking to Vi about what she did in Zaun. He even faked that he was snoring so he would not get caught listening.

So I though, mh, probably a noxian spy to check on Vi and Caitlyn. Not one we should trust. I mean I was unfortunately spoiled that Ambessa was behind the attack at the memorial so when I saw this:

I was like "AHA for sure you are working with them!" Right place, right time, with a shield non the less. (he did seem nice with what little we saw of him but I did not trust him because I thought he was a SPY)

But then,

BUT THEN,

Ambessa does her crazy stunt appointing Cait as a general and HE'S NOT HAPPY.

This is not the face of someone who knew what's going one:

or is happy about it:

and when Cait accepted the role HE LEFT

(forgive the poor quality I'm screenshoting from my pc)

LEFT, I SAY!

Why? Tell me for who do you work for!

He did not leave when Vi left so I guess she was not his priority but the moment Cait ascend to general he dips out.

Also why did they immediately put him on the squad? He literally deank in the street the whole night with Vi when they introduced him to us. What made them go "Ah yes, enforcer materials to go on a super important mission." Like WHY.

[kitsunetsuki]

Bill Figge & Ed DeLong - Lorrie Menconi (Playboy 1969)

[atomic-chronoscaph]

TGIF

[quotespile]

Cold men destroy women... They woo them with something personable that they bring out for show, something annexed to their souls like a fake greenhouse, lead you in, and you think you see life and vitality and sun and greenness, and then when you love them, they lead you out into their real soul, a drafty, cavernous, empty ballroom, inexorably arched and vaulted and mocking you with its echoes — you hear all you have sacrificed, all you have given, landing with a loud clunk. They lock the greenhouse and you are as tiny as a figure in an architect’s drawing, a faceless splotch, a blur of stick limbs abandoned in some voluminous desert of stone.

Lorrie Moore, Self-Help

[rosyhoneydew]

Bucktommy huge fight that has one of them storming out to get some air and culminates in a passionate makeup kiss in the rain

[warriorbrother]

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

Crying at the fact that you can, if you almost accidentally sell Klaasje out to the Sunday Friday, implicate Evrart, Garte, Cuno, the speedfreaks, or the racist lorry driver (which leads to a great little interaction with the lieutenant).

Sunday Friend roasts Evrart.

You continue your tirade against Garte.

You judge the speedfreaks and their music. (Not cool. You have no idea how many times their music got stuck in my head.)

You roast Cuno.

And oh. If you blame the lorry driver...

AND THEN?

[pencilbrony]

Love the idea that lorry isekai is an ability and an anomaly.

[gillesvalery]

Lorris-Loiret (Rencontres Européennes médiévales de Lorris)

[galinneall-dearg]

Madge's lamps make it look like she's wearing a frog hat to me (She knitted it herself)

[disco-archetypes]

RACIST LORRY DRIVER - "What's a guy like *me* supposed to do, huh? Fucking butt-clenches while I'm driving, like some kind of anal acrobat in the homo circus?!"

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Anal acrobats actually train using a series of stomach breathing exercises, not butt-clenches. Not many people know that.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - But you do. Go figure.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Also, there is no such thing as a 'homo circus'.

[dinxieyinxie]

look what I found in my local bookshop 👁️👁️

this is a pretty hefty book im ngl, well at least for me it is as someone who don't read much lol

i didn't know there was an actual analysis book for snape so im going in blind!

[nobeerreviews]

Your numbness is something perhaps you cannot help. It is what the world has done to you. But your coldness. That is what you do to the world.

-- Lorrie Moore

(Stuttgart, Germany)