#bless Elis

[shortqueershakespeare]

The opening to this Tuesday’s pod had me crying with laughter on public transport, John is such a mood

[alxandergoth]

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TRANSCRIPT:

Charlie: You live here? I mean, I knew your family had money, but this… This is like something out of a movie. I half expect a butler to pop up out of nowhere with a tray of champagne.

Eli: You know, I could arrange for the champagne. I bet I could get a butler in here if I really tried.

Charlie: Yeah, right. And what would you do? Have him serve us caviar while we watch Netflix?

Eli: Okay, yeah, I get it. It's a little much... It was a graduation gift, from my mum.

Charlie: A graduation gift? Are you serious?

Eli: I know, I know. It's ridiculous. Trust me, I wasn't exactly expecting it either, but my mum... well, you know how she is.

Charlie: Well, if you're gonna have a ridiculously fancy penthouse, I guess it's nice that you're still you, huh?

Eli: Yeah. Still me.

Charlie: So, when's the first party? I mean, you've got the space for it. We could fit half the city in here.

Eli: You're not wrong. I guess I should put this place to good use, huh?

[anuspastor]

bonus:

A COMPILATION OF THE !!!! Eli Vanto does for the 4th of May

pt. 2

@littlekhada this time with a Nice. bonus

[dick-faulkner]

i just want to take a moment to contemplate the fact that at the starts of vicious eli's last name was cardale but he changed it to ever after he got superpowers, not because he stopped aging and needed to disappear, not because he was about to go on a very methodical calculated murder spree, but because he's a superhero now! and superheroes need cool names with alliteration! and also he was jealous of victor

[rahleeyah]

[trans-pickles]

beginning but not established keirthur in blessed are the peacemakers. kieran sneaking into arthur's tent and inching his way onto the cot to cuddle because he was so sure arthur wasn't coming back and just needs to hold him to convince himself that arthur really is going to be okay. arthur just taking a deep breath and actually being able to make real the fact he's safe and home with kieran's arms around him,,,

obviously kieran has been making himself scarce since it became clear the o'driscolls were the cause of all this, he doesn't need anyone else on his back about all this. it's a tender balance between showing concern, but not too much concern. it would be bad if dutch thought kieran was there to finish the job, and maybe worse if he knew the two of them were in bed together, but he NEEDS to see arthur.

they're both glad, cause arthur needs to see him just as much. in his feverish state, slipping in and out of delusions, he thinks for a moment that he's back in the basement and kieran is here with him for whatever reason, maybe colm knew somehow and thought kieran being there would make arthur talk, or even worse, maybe kieran came to find him and is tangled up in this. but he's brought back immediately by the sun peeking through the flaps of the tent. right, he's back home. the basement is far behind, he's home.

he can't really reach out or scoot over properly, and there's no way this cot will hold two people, but he squishes himself to the side anyway when kieran sits down, just so kieran's head and arms fit even closer to him. it takes a lot of adjusting and fidgeting, and it goes slowly, but eventually they're tangled together in a somewhat comfortable way. the awkwardness of the position isn't even really a problem, though, what makes it comfortable is the reality of the two of them being safe, and together, in each others arms.

[johnconstantinesdick]

I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.

Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.

Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.

Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce” which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.

Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.

[kira-nerys-rocks]

Torri Higginson in Irish Eyes (2004)

[corvidcrowned]

Timeskip lumitys because I love them<3

[elirium]

I have like an hour to draw gotta decide quickly what i want to draw

[mercurialskiies]

WHEN I’M HOME ALONE I JUST CAN’T STOP MYSEEELF

AND YOU PULL MY HIPS SO CLOSE VOLUME GOES WITH THE TRUUUUTH

SIGNING OFF, I’M ALRIGHT IN BED BUT IM BETTET WITH A PEN

THE KID WAS ALRIGHT BUT IT WENT TO HIS HEAD

[slugterran-fanatic]

Everyone should give me ideas for water and air element slugs because we dont have enough of them and that is frankly a crime

[0fbabylon]

🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex?

oh absolutely. what more - if she doesn't get the post-coital cuddles she needs and deserves, she turns very sullen. moody. mean. she might kick your muse out of her home through her bedroom window. she might "accidentally" wash your overnight clothes with a tube of her lipstick inside. even if the sex was superb, being left alone afterward without a single snuggle? will leave madonna with such a sour taste in her mouth that she will remember the sex as perfectly awful.

( she needs human contact. she is a very lonely creature. being wanted and loved happens very, very rarely for her. when she finds herself in these tender moments, she wants to draw them out for as long as possible before returning to her shitty existence. ) ( she also has a very low body temperature and takes great pleasure in lying naked on top of someone. like a lizard. )

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

(Admiral AU & Art Teacher AU) Vurawn, pondering: Do crabs think we walk sideways? Eli: ... Eli: ...Vurawn, what the hell.

[samithemunchkin]

[allur1ngs]

it never ends...😭