#blake x weiss x yang

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

i too must join the renaissance

[arc-misadventures]

Lap Pillow GF

Ruby: Jaune! Where is, Salem?!

Jaune: She's in my bedroom.

Blake: What?! Why is she in your rbedoom?!

Jaune: Well… after she was freed from that, Grimm curse thingy, and de-aged I started looking after her.

Yang: Yeah, we know that.

Jaune: Well she declared herself my girlfriend, and has been living with me since then…

RWBY: …

Weiss: You're joking, right…?

Jaune: I'm being a hundred percent honest.

Ruby: And, you're okay with this?

Jaune: Yes, I'm quite happy with, Salem.

Blake: Are you just saying this? I mean. are you actually dating, Salem?

Jaune: No, I'm telling the truth. You can ask, Salem yourself.

(The open the door to, Jaune's room, and peer in.)

Salem: Jauney! Ready for a lap pillow~?

Salem: Oh? It's Team RWBY; Hi guys~!

RWBY: …

Ruby: A-Are you dating, Jaune?

Salem: Yes! He is my darling boyfriend who I hope to marry one day!

Weiss: Marry?!

Blake: A-And, you give him lap pillows…?

Salem: Among other things~!

Yang: What things…?

Team RWBY turns to look at, Jaune.

Jaune: …

Jaune: What?

Yang: Nice~!

[bumblebybelladonna]

Thanks V9

[lavendermeghan]

i love you rwby, i love you ruby rose, i love you weiss schnee, i love you blake belladonna, i love you yang xiao long, i love you crwby, i love you over dramatic weapons with even more over dramatic names, i love being BACKKKKKKK

[lyddieowl]

in the future au blake and ruby often take the time to just sit quietly and read together. blake then eventually suggests naps, so they snuggle up together peacefully. (weiss and yang think it's adorable ofc)

[bugsbiann]

I never posted this apparently??? gotta change that

[lovingdabeessss]

One of my favorite things about Rwby

Is this dynamic

Ruby Weiss and Blake all have world altering importance

And yangs just like a very determined older sister

Yang just wants her family all safe and happy and would happily die to ensure this

Yangs just like “this is my found family” and it’s like the most important people in the world

Not that this is at all new she’s just like surrounded by them her uncle is one of the best huntsmen alive despite being falling over drunk all the time considering he does all of ozpins missions personally and always by himself Ravens so good of a criminal she was on salems radar plus she’s MAGIC and can turn into a damn bird AND so yangs gif that in her I guess + the whole maiden thing summers super important somehow connected to salem as well ironwood who was the general for a WHILE was so close to qrow he might be her or rubys god father ozpin liked strq so much he gave two members magic so he might be a godfather too cause he seems to be really close to the family too

She’s like a magnet

And Yangs still just kinda there and she doesn’t consider any of these people like high and mighty or anything for being so important

She talks to ironwood super casually for the highest ranking military commander ever when he visits her after she becomes a criminal in v3 Qrows just her uncle when she speaks to Raven she’s totally ok with the idea of beating up her entire clan of criminals to get what she wants and then doesn’t respect a THING she says even after the reveal that MAGIC IS REAL and then when they Talk again after Raven joins salem, the bad guy and reveals she’s the MAIDEN which is super powerful yang insults her over and over with only one of her arms like she’s in no danger and then when she confronted ozpin/ Oscar about what Raven told her she gives him no special treatment for being a magical wizard that her entire family (minus Raven) trusts to make any decisions

Yang makes no exceptions no one is special yang would look the gods in the eyes and go “fuck off” and see nothing wrong with that

[humbledoodles]

My episode 7 predictions-

[superiorsturgeon]

Ruby/Weiss/Yang/Nora: *cooing over Adrian Cotta-Arc* 😍

Blake: I feel so awkward around Jaune’s nephew… 😰

Pyrrha: At least you’re not dating his uncle! I don’t know what to do with young kids! 😫

Blake: Hold on, didn’t we train for this? What does the Huntress Guidebook say about dealing with young children?

Pyrrha: *opens her Huntress Guidebook* 🤔

Official Huntress Guidebook™️:

[yourtypicalhopelessgay]

Family photo 🤗 They’re so cute

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

v10 doodles :33

[arc-misadventures]

Team RWBY, Vampire Hunters

Ruby: Wait... You're not a vampire?

Jaune: Nope! I'm a hundred percent human!

Blake: But, people call you a vampire?

Jaune: Anyone who isn't a local calls me that.

Yang: Then, why do they call you a vampire?

Jaune: Hmmm...? Probably because I'm a doctor.

Jaune: And, that I know so much about blood, and the fact I invented blood transfusions.

Weiss: Blood transfusions...? What exactly is that?

Jaune: Oh, human's, and faunas have different types of blood running through their veins. It is possible to transfer the blood of one person with a similar blood type to another person with the same blood type to supplement the blood they possible lost. A process I call: A blood transfusion.

Ruby: And, because of that people call you a vampire?

Jaune: More, or less.

Yang: That... makes sense.

Blake: It makes too much sense why people would refer a doctor that specializes in blood as a vampire.

Weiss: But, what about all the reports of vampires coming here?

Yang: That's right! People have made various reports of vampires coming to this town! Some have reported that they've visited the local taverns, and enjoyed a meal there!

Ruby: What are they talking about, is that true?

Jaune: I would advise you that you remove that knife from my neck missy.

Ruby: Answer my questions!

Jaune: Okay, okay, okay! I keep the blood on ice, and every other day a vampire, or two stops by my clinic, and buys a pint of blood, and drinks it.

Weiss: You're selling peoples blood?!

Jaune: It's a mutual business agreement! People sell their blood to me for a few coins, and I sell the blood to the vampires for a few more coins! It's a good, and honest business! Besides, it keeps the vampires fed so they don't go out to eat people!

Blake: People can't honestly think that's a good deal now can they?!

Jaune: You'd be surprised, most people are totally fine with it! I mean as the saying goes: 'A pint of blood a day, keeps the vampire away.'

Blake: People aren't actually saying that... are they?

Jaune: I wish they weren't, it sounds cheesy.

Yang: So what is this place? The perfect vampire society, where they live in harmony with humans so long as the are freely given a pint of their blood to drink?!

Jaune: Well, it isn't for free. But yeah, that's pretty much it.

Ruby: What the hell is this place...?

Weiss: Why? Why would you do all of this; Just to live in harmony with the vampires?!

Jaune: Well, that wasn't my main reason why, that just happened to be a positive sideeffect of my research.

Ruby: And, what was the main reason?

Jaune: To feed my girlfriend.

Yang: Wait, does that mean you're dating a vampire?!

Jaune: Yep! Her name is, Salem the Vampire Queen!

RWBY: She's the what?!

Jaune: The Vampire Queen! Say hi, babe!

RWBY: What?!

Salem: GET THE HELL AWAY FEOM MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

RWBY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH?!?!!?!!!

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.

[lyddieowl]

so the news abt rwby being saved is incredible and all i've been thinking about

[bugsbiann]

freezerburn divorce hearings

[lovingdabeessss]

Volume 6

This is what the intro looks like to me