#blake is a brat

[beach-love-sparkles2]

~See gang, this is why I said we shouldn’t split up~

[vegafan69]

brats of redacted

[sleepygirlfemme]

“she’s so me” she’s a bratty fashionista who’s a little ditzy ✨

[ppgxrrblove]

alright i will comment that i do love the whole redesign of the punks again, they went through 3 redesigns, noticed the changes and i like this one more now brat doesn't look sexualized and brutes outfit makes sense but i would favor for cleavage coverage. anyway the right boys look handsome here.

[pabustenyuku]

[the-backwards-eel]

Powerpunk aesthetic boards + powerpunk x rowdyright aesthetic boards 💙❤️💚

[writing-good-vibes]

new cunningallen au just dropped 😎 theresa finds out about the affair so she and roger separate. roger moves out into a bachelor pad apartment and lets corey move in with him.

roger was never going to leave theresa to be with corey, would never throw his life away for a stupid fling, but she's made that decision for him now, more or less kicking him out, so he may as well try and make this thing with corey work. it'll be nice to have corey around the house, preserving some form of domesticity now that his family life is in tatters. corey who is so willing and obliging and so desperately wants to be useful. maybe roger's telling himself he's back in his prime, he has the freedom he had before becoming a family man, and corey still wants him even if theresa doesn't.

corey is desperate to get away from his mom, so he jumps at the chance to be roger's live-in boyfriend (not that they ever use words like boyfriend or partner, thought it's clear to everyone what is going on), and ignores that he knows it's pretty shitty of them to carry on while roger's marriage is falling apart. but roger makes corey feel like a grown up, and this is his chance to step out on his own and live (sort of) independently, while still having the safety that roger provides with his dad-like demeanour. corey isn't as naïve as roger thinks he is, he knows that roger is too old for him and the lines are getting increasingly blurry on how much they care about each other. but more is just never enough for corey, is it. plus, he's getting a pretty good deal -- that $50 has turned into free rent, food and a whatever else will keep him happy.

joan was naturally furious about the whole thing, in the space of less than a week it all comes out that not only was corey having sex (with a man! gasp!) but he was homewrecking a married couple, and now he's moving out to live with his married (gasp!) boyfriend (gasp!). clearly corey was being taken advantage of, clearly corey's doing it to hurt joan, clearly this is about her and it's her duty to protect corey from himself. corey lets joan rant at him, but he stands firm. corey hates to do it, but he still goes home to visit fairly frequently after moving out, even though it's never enough to make joan happy, but it stops her calling the cops on roger (not that she has anything legitimate to accuse him of) and corey still needs her help with his financial aid applications so it's best to keep her as sweet as possible. she spends every dinner they have trying to convince him to come home.

ronald is as surprised as anyone, but certainly not as upset as joan is. he's worried, sure, but doesn't feel it's exactly his place to interrogate corey about his choices. corey is grown, he can do what he wants. ron's known corey since he was a teenager, he doesn't want to watch him fall into a bad situation because he was too passive to do anything about it. he actually helps corey move some of his stuff to roger's apartment, and on the drive over he feels the responsibility to at least ask if corey is sure about this, asks if this is going to make corey happy. corey sort of shrugs, he doesn't want to talk to ron about it, but he's touched that ron is asking his opinion, something joan never, ever does. he says he's sure, and that roger is a good guy (despite, y'know, all the infidelity) who treats him well, and that he's as happy as he can be.

corey and roger try to keep it a secret, but this is a small town -- people talk. and it seems crazy that something would be going on, surely it's not what it looks like, but it is. they avoid going out together, instead driving to the next town over if they want to go out for dinner, or grocery shop together, or catch a movie.

they make a funny sort of domestic life for themselves. roger works and corey keeps up his community college classes, doing a couple of cash-in hand jobs still because he's getting serious about which engineering school he wants to go to now. it's not that roger expects corey to cook and clean (part of him really wants corey to concentrate on school so he can find that better life for himself that he deserves) but corey likes being useful so he starts doing that sort of thing anyway (very much having to learn on the job) and roger doesn't necessarily stop him. even so, they still eat more take out than maybe they should, and chores can fall to the wayside in favour of other things. they have a frankly gratuitous amount of sex for the first few months (corey is open for business). there's an adjustment period of them living together for the first time, when really the only thing they knew about each other before was the idealised version that each had in their own head. corey isn't used to seeing roger stressed with work, the kind of stress that isn't just fixed with sex. the first time roger is truly stressed/irritated over a work issue, corey is thrown off hard. he does his best to be supportive, to make everything else easier, but he's really not equipped to be a partner in that way yet. and living together makes roger realise just how young corey is: watching him do his homework at the table, listening to the shenanigans of corey's friends. corey's going out to parties increasingly frequently, and roger is unsure whether to wait up for him to come home (stumbling drunk) or not -- he's not corey's dad but he sure worries like he is. and no, roger isn't jealous that corey truly is in the prime of his youth and roger is only playing pretend with his bachelor pad and boytoy.

once things have vaguely settled down, roger starts having jeremy every other weekend. theresa is not happy about it. it's the most horrendously awkward time of any of their lives. jeremy doesn't really get it, like he knows what divorce is, but thinks the current situation is super weird -- his dad moved out and lives with the babysitter now in a white-trash apartment? weird. corey tries to stay out of the way during these visits, and roger takes jeremy out so they're not stuck in the apartment. he's trying very hard to be the fun dad, presumably so jeremy will forgive him in the long run. luckily no one is expecting corey to be any sort of figure in jeremy's life; he's in need of a dad himself, he isn't about to be a stepdad. jeremy still doesn't like corey anyway, but corey cares less about being on jeremy's good side now. there's a sick little part of corey that feels he kind of won -- he's the one who gets all of roger's attention, who gets to live with roger, who gets roger all to himself. at least for a while. their relationship was never built for longevity.

in the end corey goes off to college and there's an unspoken confirmation that him and roger are over. when corey comes back for the summer, he goes home to joan and ron. roger and theresa get back together, after a lot of marriage counselling, chalking the whole thing up to a destructive midlife crisis. theresa is willing to forget. corey meets someone at college and moves out of haddonfield for good with them once he graduates. it was a strange year or so of their lives that they don't necessarily regret, but knew would never last. corey was confused and lonely. roger was bored and had stopped cherishing the life he had. but it all worked out in the end.

[scham-wcan]

Yang: Hey

Blake: Yes?

Yang: Is your name winter?

Blake: No, Why?

Yang: Oh, just because I thought you were also coming real soon

Blake, Bashful laughter:

Weiss and Cinder who are also in the room, gagging and choking:

[beach-love-sparkles2]

~Jinkies! They forgot to give me a catch phrase~

[misterlazer]

Ruby: A Shat!

Jaune: A Shitten

[ghmvsings]

ships pt 2 

ophelia x dante // holt x acacia // tennessee x julian // ridge x anissa // ridge x enaya // winnie x dean // battle x dean // battle x dahlia // winnie x dahlia // brat pack // ford x tempest // mercer x henley // baby x zack // three arm sally // cormac & blake // wyatt & sila // denver & rosalie // sage & eden // juniper & caspian // bose & john // iris & john // trista & bose & yaz & john // mathias & francesca // ezra & jasika // isaac & selma // iris & bose & david & yaz

[starboye]

movies

(fics ive made)

*updated regularly

smut = ★

angst = 🏹

fluff = 🍥

Rafe Cameron-

First Timer★

Dealer!Rafe Cameron★

The Cameron Boys★

A Night to Remember★

Please be Mine★

Satisfaction★

Sleepy Convos★

Risky Call★

Morning Rafey★

Jj Maybank-

Yard Worker!Jj Maybank★

Double Team★

Nate Jacobs-

jealousy, jealousy★🏹

brat★

A Feeling Unknown🍥

My Cum Toy★

Nick Nelson-

Cheater★🏹

Cheater pt2★🏹

Cheater pt3★🏹

Cheater pt4🏹

Charlie Bushnell-

Fair Date★🍥

Vinnie Hacker-

Streamer Head★

Drunk Fun★

Sly Boy★

Birthday Present★

Bryce McKenzie-

Addicted★

Kj Apa-

Model★

Breed Me★

Free Use★

Baby By Me★

Matt Sturniolo-

Beach Day🍥

Morning Horny★

Quickie★

Movie Night Teaser★

My Nerdy Boy★

First Time★

Harry Collett-

Video game Lover★

Charles Leclerc-

Need Love★

Chris Sturniolo-

Gamer🍥

Movie Night Gone Right★

You're Mine★

Overstimulation★

Stream Tease★

David Corenswet-

Daddy's Boy★

Manu Rios-

Work For It★

Harry Styles-

Make Up or Make Out★🍥

Ross Lynch-

Double Trouble★

Dylan Minnette-

Double Trouble★

Shower Time★

Steve Rogers-

First Date★🍥

The Boys-

Table Talk★

Drew Starkey-

Hot Jealousy★

An Award of my Own★

Your Brothers Best Friend★

Nico Greetham-

Sweaty Love★

Noah Beck-

Rough Love★

Chris Hemsworth-

My Boy★

John B-

Double Team★

Prince Henry-

My Good Side🍥

Ryan Reynolds-

Tease★

Brady Hepner-

Wild Side★

My Use★

Sam Golbach-

Newly Weds★🍥

Colby Brock-

Newly Weds★🍥

Tanner Buchanan-

Edged★

Chris Evans-

Lesson Learned★

Ryan Garcia-

Breakfast in Bed★

Ethan Landry-

Ghost 🏹

Eijiro Kirishima-

Gamer Fuel★

Katsuki Bakugo-

Gamer Fuel★

Jacob Elordi-

Free Use★

Jack Harlow-

A Want★

Scott Summers-

Time Fucked★

Stiles Stilinski-

A Dream Cum True★

Richard Madden-

Work Pet★

Steve Harrington-

Gay For You★

Hughie Campbell-

Shy Boy★

Bellamy Blake-

Supply Collectors★

Jensen Ackles-

Hard Worker★

Prince Ben-

New Kid★🍥

Harry Hook-

New Kid★🍥

Rudy Pankow-

My First Time★🍥

Simon "Ghost" Riley-

Bf Headcanons★🍥

Phone Sex★

A Gift★

Captain Price-

Bratty★

Chace Crawford-

Co-Star Fun★

Bill Skarsgard-

Affair★

Dick Grayson-

Wounds★🏹

Robby Keene-

Winner Winner★

Noah Centineo-

Bed Breaker★

Jake Gyllenhaal-

Spiderman Far From Done★

Tom Holland-

Spider Man Far From Done★

Wolverine-

Fucked Senseless★

Hole Used★

Deadpool-

Hole Used★

Joe Goldberg-

My Husband🏹

Lip Gallagher-

New Feeling🍥

Rome Flynn-

My Bitch★

Joe Burrow-

Letting Off Some Steam★

Charles Melton-

Gym Bros★

[kamen20ghost]

Knightshade flirting

We cut to jaune walking up to a tied up Blake.

Jaune: well well well it looks like I finally capture you Blake.

Blake: *Panting*You can’t keep me forever jaune because my team will come for me and when they do come where going to destroy you

Jaune: *Unimpressed* Oh I don’t think that possible they are a little preoccupied at the moment

Blake: then what are you going to do to me huh? What do you want.

Jaune: *Stands in front of her and leans down enough to stare into her eyes.* I think you know what I want Blake.

Blake: *Slight blush on her face* No no I’ll never give to you I’ll never!!!

Jaune: *Grins as leans to her cat ears as he whispers.* Oh I don’t expect you to give it to me. I expect it to pry it from your lips as you lay there, gasping and begging me to stop.

Blake: *Getting very turn on as her face is even more red.* Um ok so what are you going to do to me?

Jaune: *Pulls back as he still grinning. What am I going to do to you. Well first, I’m going to tie you down and then I’m going to leave you whimpering, begging, pleading to keep going and then and only then will you give me what I want.

Blake: *Beat red and her switch flip. Ya th-th-that would work.

Jaune: Wonderful so are you going to tell me the password to your scroll or not?

Blake: *In brat mode.* YOU’LL NEVER GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!

Jaune: I WILL PLEASE IT OUT OF YOU I SWAR TO MONTY!!!!

Blake: THEN YOU BETTER DO IT HARDER DADDY!!!!

As the this was happening Nora and Ruby are watching this amazed and a bit turn on while ren and Weiss are trying and failing to keep Both a very angry and jealous pair of Yang and Pyrrha.

[hadesisqueer]

No because I'm still wondering how the fuck they're gonna explain everything that happened in the Ever After.

“So yeah we fell into this strange place and I found Blake and we started looking for Ruby and Yang and then we were captured by a village of talking mice but it's okay because Ruby appeared after befriending one of the mice (named Little) and they let us go, and then we found Yang fighting a Jabberwalker with one arm. And then Blake figured we were in a fairy tale and we just went with it and we had to get Yang's prosthetic arm because a talking raccoon had stolen it and we kinda started a fight. And then we went to the Red Prince (the Red King, he ascended, keep up) and they were a brat and Ruby decided to play and Yang, Blake and I became small and had to play too, and then the cat helped us escape, and then we ended up in a weird cave with this giant bug guy who drugged us and made us see younger versions of ourselves??? And then we went to the market and became big again but Neo attacked it with a bunch of Jabberwalkers and we found Jaune who had a Jackalope and was like 40 somehow, and then he told us that he picked a fruit and turned time back and that he was the Rusted Knight and that Alyx poisoned him and that she also had a brother and that the cat couldn't be trusted, and then we found Yang and Blake making out, fucking finally. And then we saw that he had started naming talking papers after everyone here and we saw that the guy was okay and then the papers committed suicide (they were okay later) and both him and Ruby had a fight and a mental breakdown and Ruby left and when we found her Neo had mentally tortured her with copies of our dead friends and the mouse was dead so she drank the tea of the tree thus kinda committing suicide or becoming someone else and then Neo had a mental breakdown too and turned out Jaune was right and the Cat was a bitch and they possessed Neo??? And then Jaune accepted his grief and moved on and we went to the tree and we found Ruby ascending and we saw the Cat-Neo and they told us that Alyx regretted what she'd done and that she'd tried to come back to help Jaune but they killed her and then the Cat wanted to possess Ruby but we didn't let them so we fought them and Jaune managed to get them out of Neo with a weed induced exorcism, and then Ruby came out the same but stronger than ever and we kicked the Cat's ass and then Neo killed them and decided to ascend so that's why she isn't here. Then we saw that Little had ascended and was now a bigger mouse named Somewhat, Jaune let them take care of his jackalope and we said goodbye and then met God who was a pretty chill Blacksmith Woman who then told us the Brothers are actually just powerful Afterans who've never ascended and not gods??? And then Jaune turned young again and we said bye to God and here we are.”

“Mother, I think Weiss is high.”

[ficretus]

RWBY teams get reorganized.

CRWBY: Hello RWBY characters.

Ruby: Who are you? Are you Gods?

Salem: Please tell me you are destroying the world.

Cinder: What do you mean RWBY characters? Does that mean that brat is the protagonist?

CRWBY: No, no, yes. Higher ups in Viz demanded we make some changes to the show. So we are gonna reorganize the teams based on the origin of their fairy tale allusion.

Yang: I didn't understand a single word you just said.

CRWBY: Andddd... reshuffle!

*magic poof*

TEAM GERMANY:

Ruby: Why do I no longer like strawberries and cookies?

Weiss: Take this pretzel and shut up.

Ruby: Weiss? We are still partners?

Weiss: Of course we are, nothing can separate us.

Ruby: That's great. Where are the others?

Weiss: It appears they are not German enough for our team.

Ruby: Look! There is another one of our teammates! *turns into rose petals*

Weiss: Ruby, don't jump a complete stranger like that.

Ruby: *tackles them down* Hello, I am Ruby Ro... oh.

Salem: Somehow this curse keeps getting worse.

Weiss: Scheisse!

TEAM FRANCE:

Oscar: I hope ze Ruby is my partner, hon hon hon. Ugh, what the hell happened to my voice.

Ozpin: Oscar, you are taking a dangerous route I cannot follow.

Oscar: Oz, what ze happening?

Ozpin: You are turning French. *soul gets ejected from Oscar's body*

Oscar: Nooooooo. It feels like part of me is missing now. I have a sudden urge to fill it with cheese and wi... Sacrebleu, I am really turning into ze Frenchman. I need to talk to someone, where are my teammates. *hears loud noises* There they are.

*walks up*

Oscar: Bonj... Hello, I am Oscar.

Cinder: We know who you are Farm Boy. Now, as the leader of this team...

Jaune: Who the hell put you in charge of this team?! Why are you even on this team, Cinderella story has many origins!

Cinder: Because I am Cinderella with glass slippers nimrod! Only French one has glass slippers!

Jaune: Great, I'm on the team with Pyrrha's murderer.

Cinder: Oh give me a break, they revived her. She is over there tossing Mercury. You are just salty because now there is no excuse for you not getting laid.

Oscar: Wait, why am I the only one with ze French accent?

Blake: Because you are an impressionable kid.

Oscar: Blake! You are ze here too!

Blake: *chuckles* Yes I am.

Jaune: Oh shut up!

Cinder: Make me!

Blake: How long will it take before they start making out?

TEAM ENGLAND:

Yang: Of course it's raining. Can this place get any worse?

Jax: Hello peasant.

Yang: I am gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Jax: Me and my sister need someone to observe our polo game. Now move your arse.

Gilian: Polo? I am not playing polo with you Jax. You always rile up my horse with your Semblance!

Jax: So what? Are we suppose to just sit here and drink tea?

Gilian: I wouldn't mind that. Peasant, bring us some tea! And make sure it is Darjeeling, otherwise I might throw up.

*Yang knocks out both*

Yang: Can't pretend twice in the row.

Blake: Yang, is that you?

Yang: Blake! Where are you?

Blake: I am on the other side of the Channel!

Yang: What's going on on the other side?

Blake: Jaune and Cinder fighting... scratch that... making out. Oscar is losing himself to his French side. Toss me some fish and chips before his Frenchness fully overtakes him. You know what, throw some for me as well.

Yang: Are we suppose to be enemies now that you are French and I'm English?

Blake: Yes we are, but that's so hot.

Yang: Oh yeah. Wait, someone else is here.

Robyn: *pickpocketing Asturias siblings* No time to explain, I'm repurposing their funds.

TEAM NORDIC:

Winter: This is something new. I... I've never had a partner or team. I just hope it's not...

Qrow: Hello Ice Queen!

Winter: Branwen...

Qrow: It turns out Ice Queen is based on Snow Queen, how original.

Winter: What are you even doing here? Don't you have some other places to be, other people to bother?

Qrow: Nope, I am as Nordic as it gets. It turns out I am based on one of the Odin's messengers. Other one being... oh crap.

Raven: Hello brother!

Qrow: Raven... Don't you have some other places to be, family members to abandon?

Raven: And miss out on this? No way.

Winter: Wait a minute... You kidnapped Weiss!

Raven: Oh please, she ran into me. Can hardly count it as kidnapping.

Winter: Oh don't worry, this will hardly count as a beatdown. *draws swords*

Raven: Pfff, another Maiden to beat.

Nora: Heya Qrow, what did I miss.

Qrow: Not much kid, just some of the reasons I started drinking.

TEAM USA:

Ozpin: Come on James, don't be a buzzkill, we are doing the Wizard of Oz walk.

Ironwood: I am starting to believe that it wasn't a coincidence I tried to kill you.

Ozpin: Ha ha ha, good old James and his deadpan humor.

*walks down the road holding hands with Glynda, Theodore and Lionheart*

Adam: So, drinking alone on the sideline.

Ironwood: What are you doing here Taurus? Aren't you suppose to be on Team France?

Adam: Well, I tried. But they argued I don't count since most of my allusion comes from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. And Blake filed a restraining order... typical.

Ironwood: You know I can have you arrested.

Adam: Arrest a teammate? Who does that?

Ironwood: I do.

Adam: Fair enough. You know, I stabbed a teammate before.

Ironwood: Cheers.

Adam: Cheers.

TEAM ITALY:

Penny: *sad lonely robot noises* Wait, who is there?

Neo: *signs* It's me, Neo. *sits next to Penny*

Penny: Aren't you based on an ice cream?

Neo: *signs* It's an Italian ice cream. Do you want to be alone?

Penny: No. *shifts closer*

[sandfordsmostwanted]

No I don’t care about the new Velma series, but all these Scooby Doo posts have highlighted a deficiency in every Scooby Doo prequel idea. Yes, I’ve seen some amazing ideas for BFF Daphne and Shaggy content...  ... but none for the untapped character goldmine of Freddie and Velma. 

Like just picture it. The series is set in a American private school, where Velma is a POC scholarship kid, always looking to prove herself. She’s bullied relentlessly, but keeps her head down, because she’s getting into the Ivy League, damn it, and there’s no way these assholes are stopping her. She’s a whizz at anything to do with science and math and history and geography, but arts are a bit of a weakness, and she needs one more English credit to max out her resume. Her teacher offers her the opportunity to tutor another student to get the credit. The catch is it’s Fred Jones, the Dean’s son, and no-one can possibly find out.  Velma’s initially pissed at having to spend so much time with this entitled brat. On the surface Fred Jones is everything you’d imagine him to be - a jock, a bro, loved by the ladies and part of the group that have always made Velma’s life hell. She dreads having to tutor him, until he turns up, and he’s genuinely appreciative and sweet. She doesn’t trust him; she’s been burned too many times before. But through the sessions they get to know each other better. They bond over their mutual love of engineering - Fred doesn’t have the technological vocabulary that Velma does, but he’s got an instinctive eye for when a mechanism would fail - and they both realise the other had more depths than they expected. Velma notices the bullies leave her alone now, and though she can’t thank Fred publicly, they share a few subtle smiles in the hallway.  And then the plot of the series happens - a girl gets kidnapped from their school, and Velma’s on the case. She cancels her tutoring with Fred to sneak into the school to investigate. They run into hypercapable badass Daphne Blake and her emotional support Shaggy. Velma’s had a crush on Daphne for as long as she can remember, but her nerves make her even more snarky than usual, and the two spend most of their time bickering. Velma, Daphne and Shaggy also run into Fred in the school while they’re investigating; he left some sports stuff behind and came to retrieve it. Plot plot plot, meddling kids, mystery solved. Velma thinks everything’s going back to normal, but it doesn’t. Shaggy saved her a seat at lunch, and fills her tray with stuff he thinks she’ll enjoy (”And hey, you can sneak some of this in your pockets for when you’re at the library later!”) Daphne picks her first for her team in gym class. Fred tells his shitty mates to get fucked, and sits next to Velma in every class. And best of all, they start solving local mysteries together.  As they become better friends, they learn more and more about each other. Fred tells Velma if she struggles with making eye contact with people to look at the bridge of their nose or over their shoulder, because that looks like you’re looking them in the eye without actually doing it. Velma tells Fred that “the writing swimming when you read” is called dyslexia, and types up their study notes in a easy to read font. Fred is the first friend Velma ever brings back to her tiny apartment than she shares with her parents, and he’s very appreciative of their home despite living in a straight up mansion himself. Velma learns that that mansion life isn’t all its cracked up to be. His parents work away a lot, and when they’re around, they’re shitty and waspy and make Fred feel small. Fred always texts Velma late at night telling her to stop studying and get some sleep, Velma always texts Fred to tell him to stop working out and get a snack. They’re fucking good for each other.   It’s never romantic between them - never even close. Fred takes Velma’s coming out better than her parents did (”Why would I be upset that you like girls? Liking girls is great! I do it all the time!”) Velma tries her hardest not to be jealous when Fred and Daphne start dating - she never told him about her crush, and he’s not a mind reader. Who cares if she notices there’s chemistry between her and Daphne? She’s probably misreading the social cues, like usual. Besides, school’s nearly over now, and she’ll be off to college in a matter of weeks. Leaving it all behind her, just as she planned.  Their final mystery is the biggest yet, and the only time the gang actually fear for their lives. The stress of the mystery, and the building resentment of Velma’s “I’m out of here” energy leads to a huge argument between Fred and Velma, and the gang splits four ways to try and solve this thing. Each of them face their own trial. Shaggy has to face his fear instead of running away. Daphne has to be herself without overcompensation with gadgets or gimmicks. She realises in this process that Velma is the one she’s always loved, and the two share a sincere kiss. Fred has to trust himself, and succeed by himself without the safety net of his family, his wealth or Velma. And Velma has to admit she needs her friends, and that she loves them deeply. The mystery is solved, and just like that, they’re all set to go their separate ways, this time for real.  It’s the last day of finals. Velma hasn’t heard from Fred for almost a week now; her texts go unanswered. She knows he’s taking breaking up with Daphne harder than he’s letting on, though he’s happy Velma and Daphne are happy. She finishes her final paper and hands it in, thoughts of college in her mind as she stands on the school steps where it all began.  A horn honks behind her. She turns. There’s a massive eyesore of a van parked outside. Velma didn’t even know you could get that many shades of neon green and blue, and the little orange flowers are wonky and she knows they’ve been painted by hand and with love. Daphne waves at her from the passenger’s seat, and Shaggy from the back. Fred is leaning against the Mystery Machine, twirling his keys in his hand. He’d traded the sleek, smart car his dad bought him and that he’s been driving all show for this new ride, and he asks if Velma feels like solving a mystery or two before heading off to college.  Thus begins the adventures of Mystery Incorporated.  (End credits song is “Life is a Highway” by Rascall Flatts because you know that’s white boy Freddie Jones’ favourite driving song)