#redjaybird

[general-kalani]

{ Continued from here with @redjaybird }

"WELL- FUcking-"

Grumblegrumblegrumble.

"Please? I-I don't care how it looks. I-I just... Need something that is... U-Uh... Not tight on the body."

[codenamejudas]

@redjaybird

"You tried. That's what counts."

[aonokumura]

"Are you not aware that all fairy tales are fucked up, actually?"

🌀 "Huh?"

"Don't they always have happy endings?" 🐈‍⬛

[lewinthelighton]

"You're not gonna believe this, angels are technically demons too."

[rubyredsiren]

@redjaybird

"Sounds like you made all that up to make it sound like you were actually up to something"

"Jayday you ain't got the foggiest idea how much I wish that were true, but I swear on my life I'm tellin' the truth."

"That bein' said, how y'been my dude? Hand been treatin' y'alright? Was gonna wait a lil bit before openin up the shop- spacelag 'n all that- but I can always squeeze in a tune up fer a buddy."

[therelignedstars]

"AWOOOOOOO!"

[svndrenched]

@infernalpursuit sent:

tell me either one good thing about the first three people you see on dash or three good things about the last person you interacted with

GIO ❤️ i love this.

the first one to come up was @redjaybird, YAMS, who has put up with walker's shit since i first brought her to tumblr, like.. five-ish??? years ago. they're a super talented artist, and has such deep lore around jay. super cool mun.

the second one was @symbl, TAFFY, who i started following last night, so. but they seem very cool and i love all might. i'll have to check out their other blogs, too.

the third was @heyhey-sensei, DARCY, and i feel like we've bonded over cats. which is the strongest of the bonds. i love their headcanons about each of their muses. very smart. very good. very correct.

each mun here is worth a follow if you like creative, beautiful-minded people.

[oflostinfound]

He's tired

@redjaybird & @sparedareitspiecesasitflies from [here]

[forhirc]

"I'm sorry what?!"

[electricea]

@redjaybird

i've never tried it personally and i'm not opposed to it - i do like nerdy shit, i just don't know if i'd really be good at it - and if it was something i was casually invited to do as opposed to it being something i'm doing on my birthday, i'd be open to it - it does seem fun!

[general-kalani]

"Heyyyy. Don't kill him! He's a great friend!.. Even though we've interacted not even once. He's just like me, except less charming!"

[codenamejudas]

@redjaybird

"The kitkat is fine, but the rest of that.. Ok, well chicken strips are probably the cheapest, and half the shit on fancy menus are just like, don't even know what that is. But was the ranch on accident? For the love of fuck, say that was an accident."

"...will you feel better about it if I lie and say yes?"

[aonokumura]

@redjaybird replied to your post:

"If you weren't torn to pieces and it was only for a short moment, then no."

🌀 "Uh... I was burnt to charcoal and kinda crumbled to pieces? Don't remember how long it was, though." 🐈‍⬛

[rottenlvck]

@redjaybird

[sins-of-the-sea]

"Wouldn't you want to face Edward Teach in combat? The fire on his beard is just for show!" ( @redjaybird )

[therelignedstars]

@redjaybird

"Too bad"

"Excuse me. I'm going to find it, and I'm going to disassemble it piece by piece. Best of luck trying to stop me."