#black intervention

[furiosophie]

[s0larseraph]

WOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOAAAHHHHH, OHHHHH

[afterthelambs]

if i had a nickel for every ship between rivals where one of them dies on a boat by sacrificing himself while saying "hurry up and go" i would have two nickels

which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[uhhlifeig]

Hog's Head - Nov. 14 - word count: 324 - @wolfstarmicrofic

The party pulsed with energy, the common room glowing warmly from the fire and the twinkling fairy lights draped across the ceiling. 

The air was thick with the scent of firewhiskey sourced from the Hog’s Head, as well as Butterbeer and some food from the kitchens. 

Remus Lupin leaned against the wall, taking small sips from his cup to keep himself busy. 

Across the room, Sirius Black lounged on the couch, a familiar cocky grin on his face as he threw an arm around Oliver, his new boyfriend. 

The dirty-blonde boy felt a tightness in his chest at the sight. How did he move on so fast? It’s only been two weeks.

A second later, Emily, his new girlfriend, walked up and slipped her hand into Remus’s, fingers intertwining with his. 

She was vibrant and captivating, with a mischievous smile and hair as dark as the night. In the right light, she could have been Sirius’s twin, and Remus hated that he noticed. 

Emily leaned close to him. “You’re staring again,” she teased. 

“Just distracted,” the scarred boy muttered, tearing his gaze away from the couch. But it was too late; Sirius had caught him looking. 

Their eyes locked, and his ex-best-friend's grin faltered for a moment before he masked it again. He turned back to his new boyfriend, saying something that made him laugh. 

Remus swallowed hard. He felt Emily shift beside him, her fingers tightening around his. He looked at her, at her bright eyes and confident smile, and saw the shadow of who he wished she could be. 

It wasn’t fair to her. 

It wasn’t fair to any of them. 

“You don’t look very happy to be here, Lupin,” Sirius suddenly called out over the noise. 

The werewolf clenched his jaw. “Maybe I just don’t find you as entertaining as I used to, Black.”

Sirius just stared for a moment before finally turning away, leaving Remus alone with his many regrets.

@estellethewriter

pt 1, pt 2

[nelisims]

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[rudamaruda520]

Sirius: *enters the dormitory*

[James, Remus, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, Emmeline, Regulus, Dorcas, Pandora, Evan, Barty and Minerva already waiting inside]

Sirius: I can't believe my eyes, you remembered about my birthday?! 🥹

Peter: What the heck Padfoot?

Regulus: Your birthday is in six months.

Minerva: Sirius- this is an intervention.

James: Mate- a whole damn banner with INTERVENTION on it hanging over our heads didn't gave it away?!

[warningsine]

LCU: Lyonne Cinematic Universe

[karokawwo]

"it's not the immigrants he wants to get rid of, it's the illegals!" I hope you realize all immigrants are illegal to a xenophobe's eyes

[hnnnwhytho]

My favorite Batfam fics are just B walking in one day with a feral child under one arm like an old football. Sets it down and it immediately starts chewing on furniture or smthin and he’s just like “man I wonder how long this one will take to find the bat-copter keys”

Meanwhile Alfred has already gone through his daily dose of the 7 stages of grief and prepped a new room before Bruce was even halfway up the driveway

[gabbertrapmix]

LIBERAL POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE:

OshaWOKE

GAYlurk

EelekTRANS

VanilLEFTIST

Bisharp

SHE/HERlipede

DrilBERNIE SANDERS

[jacqcrisis]

The post game idea I had for Ronan and Astarion is after a few years of adventuring and looking for a solution to vampirism, they get a proposition from a mutual high-level adventurer they've had dealings with before. She's a dragonborn warlock needing someone to moonlight as her husband on a trip back to Tymanther to make nice with her clan to get a hold of some relic or artifact or WHATEVER. DOESNT MATTER.

What matters is that she asks Astarion to be her 'husband' for the trip since her clan won't let her back into their home without one, hes overdramatic enough naturally to pass for a dragonborn, and since he doesnt know shit about the culture, he can be molded easier into passing for someone of a higher ranking clan than a lowborn weirdo like Ronan who would give the game away within ten minutes of opening his mouth. Astarion will be changed under True Polymorph for the time into a living dragonborn and, once she has her macguffin and they return to Fae'run, she'll use the same spell to change him into the living version of himself permanently. Simple as.

It takes some thinking for both Ronan and Astarion to come to a decision. The trip will be long, months to even a year, and all that time, they wont be making much of an income on top of being half a world away from home. Ronan isnt too keen on returning to his country of origin and Astarion certainly isnt too happy about having to spend so damn long as a lizard. There's a lot of debating, arguing, but this warlock is the only person that they can trust they've found capable and willing to cast the spell and the closest they've gotten to a solution to vampirism that seemingly has no downsides, so they agree.

Before the trip even starts, Astarion is changed in order to get him used to both living and a new body as they make the long trek to Tymanther. He takes to it as well as one would expect: doing just fine while also finding as many reasons to complain about it as he can. It's an adjustment getting used to just the sensation of his heart beating again, the general ebb and flow of biological processes, being warm all on his own, and the dysmorphia when he looks in the mirror to see a dragonborn instead of what he expects, but it's so much more comfortable and right in comparison to undeath.

Now, since Astarion needs to be her husband, one of the stipulations from the warlock is that he and Ronan are not together in any respect for the trip. Ronan is Astarion's bodyguard for this journey and anything closer than that could jeopardize the whole plot given they'll be surrounded by judging scrutinizing vultures looking for any cracks in the warlock's tale and an excuse to kick her to the curb and exile her from the macguffin she needs. Normally this wouldn't be an issue for Astarion, but there's a curious new problem that crops up when his heart is beating once more.

Love and attraction are very numb emotions when one's body is mostly dead. While he knows he loves Ronan mentally, it is not a physical feeling for him. Until he's breathing again and all of a sudden he's got butterflies in his gut when Ronan's around, he's warm when the cleric looks at him, sweating, flushed, shivering when there's a brush of a hand on him, and just thinking about speaking to him makes him smile like a moron despite himself.

Astarion can't stop looking at him. Can't stop wanting Ronan near him. Burning for him in a way he didn't before and its like he's falling in love both again and for the first time. And oh boy, does he hate that considering he can't do anything about it lest he lose his chance to get back to being himself.

That's the setup. Astarion's first taste of being not a vampire comes with being forced into a body that isn't his as he plays mental chess with a bunch of dragonborn to earn his living body back and while he's fighting with Love and Yearning in a physical sense for the first time. Theres a lot of politics, and weird magic mutants, and making googly eyes at each other over dinner, and eventually, Ronan and Astarion break and have a night together, fucking everything up. But then they get the macguffin anyways through their own means and escape and Astarion gets to be a real elf boy again.

Oh and Gale is there too. Because you gotta take your wizard on a walk every now and then to a fucked up displaced lizard continent or he'll start clawing at the walls and doing magical environmental terrorism.

[calliemcferrin]

Shoutout to @elegantphantomdeer bc she basically thought up most of this drawing.

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

In a muggle au Regulus would be one of those high school/college students who do Adderall to help him get through doing all his school work plus any extracurriculars like the academic overachiever he would be

[hiseverywish]

watching twitter fandom be pissed over devil’s minion this week has been nothing but a clusterfuck. i will get into this when i have the energy to pull over my keyboard because i have thoughts and they are LENGTHY. i will be BACK. ARMANDANIEL NATION, WE NEED TO TALK.

[trash-shay]

important meeting today

[grape-v1nes]

sirius had a crust-punk phase

he didn’t understand the politics, he just was rich and hated his parents and liked the idea of wearing the same pair of pants everyday