#bite trump

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Our Defender Eagle

[republikkkanorcs]

Lewisville,Texas closes five schools because they’re not planning on getting any Federal aid since Trump promised to close the Department of Education. The residents of Lewisville are furious their schools are closing. FYI Lewisville is in Denton County (north Dallas suburbs) voted overwhelmingly for Trump in the recent election.

Lewisville voters F—ked Around & Found Out. The dumb asses still can’t grasp the fact that they brought this on themselves. They had no idea what the consequences of closing the Deptartment of Education would be. Trump said he was going to defund education and their MAGAt pea brains had no idea they would be hurt by it. They voted for the Leopards That Bite Faces Off Party and now they’ve had their faces bitten off but somehow it’s not their fault. It must certainly be the fault of liberals…God Emperor Trump would never hurt his own people… would he?

5 minute YouTube video.

[qqueenofhades]

Sure, every single one of Trump's announced cabinet picks so far is (as expected) spectacularly terrible, but fear not, everyone. Susan Collins is here and she is Very Concerned.

[somejack]

A Tesla Cybertruck exploding in front of a Trump hotel is EXACTLY the kind of omen we were looking for this New Year's Day.

[dhampireblogger]

waiter! waiter!! more love and affection for the cutest baby in the franchise, please!!!

[catwouthats]

“How can this many people simply vote for Trump in the first place?”

✨Gaslighting✨

And

✨Teaching themselves apathy because they have been pushed to the brink and are only focused on their own survival and think that this guy will give it because he

gaslight themmmm✨

[the-lesbianest-batman]

remember remember (to watch sherlock season 3 episode 1 tonight) and pray that the gods (destiel) handke the election from here

[gremlin-pattie]

Let me make it real simple for y’all, since we’ve got some fence-sitters on here:

You vote for Trump -> Trump wins

You don’t vote at all -> Trump still wins

You vote Harris -> we have a chance to prevent another Trump presidency

Choosing not to vote isn’t a neutral position. You don’t have to, and in fact shouldn’t, love Harris. She will have some terrible policies, and we will fight them when we get to that point.

But we have to air on the side of harm reduction. Whatever damage Harris would do in office, Trump would do unfathomably worse.

A vote is not an endorsement; it’s a strategic move to mitigate something worse from happening. This isn’t about wanting Harris to be president; it’s about preventing Trump from becoming president again.

Trump and Harris are unfortunately pretty evenly matched atm, so we need as many people as possible to vote Harris in order to keep him out of office. I don’t think any of us can truly imagine how catastrophic another Trump administration would be, especially for LGBTQ+ folk, people of color, immigrants, and any other oppressed group.

Please, if you haven’t already, and if there is still time to do so in your state, register to vote using this link.

If you’re already registered but just want to make sure, you can check your registration here.

[pixelxgore]

To everyone in America, affected by the election I just want you all to know that you are loved, and to keep on living, your existence is a threat to them in itself. We may have lost the battle , but we will win the war . Do not sit down and let other people do what you are perfectly capable of, just because they think they're better you can make a difference.

[aizenat]

So Donald Trump is trying to get Netanyahu to not go forward with a ceasefire because he doesn’t want Kamala getting good press from it, and these kids are protesting outside the dnc. This man is actively trying to get more Palestinians killed but sure rally against the candidate trying to at least stop the ongoing violence and killings over there. She’s so evil and genocidal.

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Electrocute Me!

Trump: "But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.

[chronic-high-achiever]

To the fucker who entered my ask box saying that Trump will “make society safe again!”

He fucking well will not.

You wanna know the only people who will become safer under his presidency?

[ravenkings]

and to top it all off, wednesdays are the days when i have to teach two 2-hour classes and one 1-hour-40-minute class and usually get home by like 7pm……………….

[ghoulcified]

"So, Donald Trump has no plan for you." - Kamala Harris

[melandrops]

would it be too gratuitous to say i'm enjoying the election

[frog-whisperer]

At her graduation dinner last night my sister’s boyfriend said “If I lived in America I would vote for him!” and it took all my energy to not launch over the table and rip out his throat like a jaguar