#me: BITE EACH OTHER’S DICKS OFF

[qqueenofhades]

Sure, every single one of Trump's announced cabinet picks so far is (as expected) spectacularly terrible, but fear not, everyone. Susan Collins is here and she is Very Concerned.

[undead-cypress]

This is how you know Will is not a player insert because upon gaining access to magic I would've immediately gone mad with power and started zapping people on the streets. And pretend it was divine retribution. As a treat for being Euchronia's specialest little owo.

Also, let me have a button to owo

[springcatalyst]

you totally should do an oc relationship web!! id love to see that i find your ocs fascinating :] also it's a good way to quickly introduce newcomers to oc dynamics hehe

hello. i am psychologically unwell and so i want to remind you that you ASKED for this

if some of the text is too small to read IM SORRY. it should be ok if u click to see it bigger. i also had to design nadia for this and she actually turned out spot on. and i decided shes missing an arm

i am thinking of them all crazy style always. anyone wants me to elaborate shoot me an ask or a fuckin dm idc. i will always talk about my fucking guys <3

[widevibratobitch]

something about being told im 'the leading person at this whole academy when it comes to interpretation and stage intelligence' by the husband of the woman im trying (not really. but i mean. who knows) to seduce... ok boy you got me. lets make it a polycule.

[baravaggio]

something about the specific type of sexism where men talk to you like you’re a little girl makes me see red like no other lol 😑

[l1veleak]

Anthony Davidson bringing up Ferrari’s tendencies for teammate on teammate violence

[fiovske]

thing about tomshiv is that I never lose, they could be tearing into each other romantic style divorce on horizon or they could be in epic failmarriage delusion or making each other eat glass on the balcony of their big party as the entire guestlist stares thru the glass at their screaming match it's always some level of its over it's soo overrr we are back we are sooo fucking back with tomshiv their epic highs are my epic highs and their epic lows are also my epic highs I never lose

[tooquirkytolose]

Something so delicious about a toxic as all hell these bitches fucking crazy good for them, good for them oh they hate each other oh they love each other oh they complete each other oh they're never gonna find another fucked up little weirdo that resonates with them completely fictional pairing

[charlespecco]

F1 is an insane sport why am I here

[natjennie]

I think marcus fairmont and william daft should fuck. and kill each other.

[carebearcody]

anyways i’m going to maybe make some potato wedges who wants some

[sydneysageivashkov]

killing season for the lnp coming on the 29th, big day for people who are annoying about auspol

[leatherbookmark]

mother is watching the last episode of miss the dragon and mannnnn zanzan is Acting, he’s shaking, he’s making Panicked Eyes, he’s doing it all! even with the uhhh moderately complex material he was given! but ycly is like 😐 you killed the love of my life whom i protected for three lifetimes. it hurt a lot. i will now. give this pain back to you a fuckton of times. while zanzan goes from gfjhgkjshfkj emperor please save me i don’t want to die!! to just plain out AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (tortured screaming) like there’s Emotion! meanwhile our no 1 romantic interest: 😐

[gobbluthbutagirl]

jesus christ that post i deleted earlier because it had 4.5k notes is at over 10k notes now. good call, me

[hugogetspowerbottomed]

thank u for the reminder that twitter drama exists i needed entertainment

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anything for you dicko <3

[vashti-lives]

It’s extremely important to me that people know that this woman was responding to a man posting this meme—

Twitter is truly a singular place.

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life