#me: BITE EACH OTHER’S DICKS OFF

[qqueenofhades]

Sure, every single one of Trump's announced cabinet picks so far is (as expected) spectacularly terrible, but fear not, everyone. Susan Collins is here and she is Very Concerned.

[widevibratobitch]

something about being told im 'the leading person at this whole academy when it comes to interpretation and stage intelligence' by the husband of the woman im trying (not really. but i mean. who knows) to seduce... ok boy you got me. lets make it a polycule.

[lesbiancolumbo]

[baravaggio]

something about the specific type of sexism where men talk to you like you’re a little girl makes me see red like no other lol 😑

[l1veleak]

Anthony Davidson bringing up Ferrari’s tendencies for teammate on teammate violence

[fiovske]

thing about tomshiv is that I never lose, they could be tearing into each other romantic style divorce on horizon or they could be in epic failmarriage delusion or making each other eat glass on the balcony of their big party as the entire guestlist stares thru the glass at their screaming match it's always some level of its over it's soo overrr we are back we are sooo fucking back with tomshiv their epic highs are my epic highs and their epic lows are also my epic highs I never lose

[tooquirkytolose]

Something so delicious about a toxic as all hell these bitches fucking crazy good for them, good for them oh they hate each other oh they love each other oh they complete each other oh they're never gonna find another fucked up little weirdo that resonates with them completely fictional pairing

[girlscarpia]

No but it's so funny how the semifinal's polls are full of people bribing and spamreblogging and involving non-opera people (and it's normal practice for tumblr polls, you're encouraged to do so even) but when I (jokingly!) suggested that people were doing it a few phases back I got a vagueblog making fun of me specifically lmaooo

[vampyroteuthid]

it's so funny to watch two men each with egos the size of mars talk to each other. they don't even have to be arguing and it'll still be like weird competitive psychological warfare. you really live like this?

[charlespecco]

F1 is an insane sport why am I here

[natjennie]

I think marcus fairmont and william daft should fuck. and kill each other.

[carebearcody]

anyways i’m going to maybe make some potato wedges who wants some

[simuran]

DO THE COUP! DO THE COUP!!!

[sydneysageivashkov]

killing season for the lnp coming on the 29th, big day for people who are annoying about auspol

[killbaned]

well i was going to watch a horror movie after my shower but the niche youtuber drama has a PLOT TWIST, and i simply must find out what’s happening

[leatherbookmark]

mother is watching the last episode of miss the dragon and mannnnn zanzan is Acting, he’s shaking, he’s making Panicked Eyes, he’s doing it all! even with the uhhh moderately complex material he was given! but ycly is like 😐 you killed the love of my life whom i protected for three lifetimes. it hurt a lot. i will now. give this pain back to you a fuckton of times. while zanzan goes from gfjhgkjshfkj emperor please save me i don’t want to die!! to just plain out AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (tortured screaming) like there’s Emotion! meanwhile our no 1 romantic interest: 😐