#bite me commander

[ghostymarni]

warm up wolffe

[now that I’m looking back at this again, I’d like to call out that I was subconsciously thinking about @latehogan ‘s fox post while I was sketching this.

overwhelmingly obsessed inspired that I didn’t even notice until this morning] please go check out the original piece of where my head was at <3

[chooh2]

The bigger the biceps the better for carrying the weight of the galaxy, that's just science 😌

[darth-kote]

Cody headcanons Pt. 1

Loves when his name is pronounced properly, in the original drawn-out Mando'a syllables that he intended to become his name; it makes him feel like more than just a soldier, especially in a galaxy that seems disgusted with the mere idea of his existence outside of the context of war.

Cannot, for the life of him, understand Master Kenobi's fascination with things that creep and crawl. Geonosis was enough to give Cody nightmares every time he so much as caught sight of any sort of bug throughout his day, whether sentient or not – and this took months of avoidance, and then, with the General's guidance, meditation, to overcome. Despite his impressive rank (and brave face), Cody refuses to let a bug touch him, even through the plastoid armor that is capable of deterring more than a silken web or any stinger. If and when his brothers aren't around to poke fun, Cody doesn't hesitate to comm his Jedi to the rescue. And when Obi-Wan breezes in, cloaks and childlike wonder flowing after him, Cody's fear ebbs just slightly, just enough to make room for a profound admiration reserved for the man negotiating with the mantid on the Commander's pillow.

Hardly ever participates when his brothers invite him out to 79s, even when he is graced with extended leave from combat. It's not that he doesn't enjoy the camaraderie, he does, but when he finally has the opportunity to take up his own space, fill his time how he chooses.. well, it's a rare taste of freedom that he can't deny himself. As far as he knows, this could be the last time his feet are on solid ground, and he prefers to savor it rather than to drink it away; he wants to remember distinctly what the warm pull of gravity and the sun on his bare skin feels like if he were to perish in the cold fingers of space, alone, far from the rays of any solar body needed to support life.

As an extension to this, when Cody is not on the battlefront and peace is allowed to pervade, he enjoys lounging around his quarters in nothing but boxers. At all times. Rarely will the presence of a visitor provoke him to jump into his blacks, and this is always for the sake of the other person. (A brother will never intimidate him into discomfort; Obi-Wan, however..) The military-issued garments could be suffocating at times; it's not that they ever made him lose focus on the mission, but when given the opportunity, he rolled them off quick and let his skin breathe. Sweat and grime would be glued to his lab-grown, war-torn body after each battle; sometimes, there'd be blood from a wound he had purposely kept hidden in order to just be alone. Once out of the eyes of his men and his General, naked and clean, he could inspect the damage his body and mind had taken himself.

To piggyback yet again: Cody has a hard time asking for help. Like, physically cannot utter the phrase, "Please help me." It stems back to Kamino, his days as a cadet, and the things he was programmed to believe and do. Self-sufficiency, dominance, strategizing through any obstacle, putting the mission above himself.. these were qualities of a good soldier that were ingrained in Cody from birth (if that's what it could be called), and Cody is nothing if not a good soldier. When stumped on coming up with a new battlefield strategy on a whim, or when pressed into a wall by droids without a single shot left to defend himself, he is quicker to accept that this is what the Force had planned for his ending than to distract another man from the larger goal; anticlimactic, but far less so than fallen Jedi he had heard stories about. It makes his cloned heart pang to think of another soul, especially a brother, being torn from the galaxy for his sake.

[omaano]

♥ Ace Wolffe My Beloved ♥

[silverspleen]

STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.

I just think they should kiss maybe?

Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.

Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!

because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.

Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye

you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*

WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

[shark-train]

the rot consumes me.

[ssruis]

love it when you say youre going to put tsukasa down like a dog

Some would say I should get rid of him old yeller style. but I prefer the more merciful and humane approach. So really I’m doing him a favor. However if he dodges my pulls again I’m burying him under the earth Joe Biden style.

[sysig]

Just be honest! (Patreon)

Bonus:

Could be :)

[l0nesome-dreams]

RIP Lee

Here I didn’t think he could be any hotter…I was wrong. Halfling drake Voorpret ft Lee. Original concept by @gregorsmissingarmor 😌✨

[sixtysixproblems]

so i saw some sort of clickbaity article when the ahsoka show was still coming out about how baylan was going to be revealed to be plo koon's former padawan, and this has been canon to me ever since. like it just works so well. also, the wolf motif.......my dudes I came up with the most cursed friendship (crackship) as a result of this, send help

Wolffe hates him instantly because of some miscomunication I haven't decided, meanwhile Baylan can sense it and is like "this guy's fascinating...anyways--" (proceeds not to think about him at all or resolve the situation in the slightest)

Baylan, internally: oh it's that strange commander again. alright (starts zoning off about the Mortis gods)

Wolffe, internally: I can't kill him, Plo would be sad. I can't kill him, Plo would be sad. I can't kill him, Plo would be sad, I can't fucking kill him-

Plo, who can sense both of these:

they do become friends though (eventually) and tease Plo about Ahsoka. Plo's glad his son-figures close friends are finally getting along, but at what cost?

Baylan: We have both been replaced. Forsaken

Wolffe: *nods morosely*

Baylan: You as his favorite Commander, and me as his favorite Padawan.

Wolffe: Betrayal.

Plo: I'm not even training Soka...

ALTERNATELY, if they met in some post-order-66 AU

Baylan: ...You're Commander Wolffe, correct?

Wolffe: *only vaguely recognizes his face, has no idea who he actually is* and what about me

Baylan: *ignites lightsaber* and you were General Koon's commander who carried out order 66, also correct?

Wolffe: *finally connecting the dots on who this guy is* oh fuck me

Plo, entering after the fight started: NO, BAYLAN, PUT HIM DOWN (pulls out spraybottle)

Bonus:

Wolffe: (stares at toddler Shin) what is that. is it possessed

Baylan: * head tilt * I believe I'm going to try and kill you again

Plo: *distracted* I HAVE A ✨GRANDCHILD✨???

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

x. average sci-fi milf

[androdragynous]

thoughts on the nimona movie boil down, repeatedly, to "nd stevenson would understand the lindwormposting"

[tytonnidaie]

unfortunately i do lull myself to sleep at night with AU thoughts where vash and knives are murder siblings. vash obviously has a moment where he realises other people have feelings and abandons this way of thinking. until somebody other than him hurts his brother. then its ok

[cavecryptid]

So I uh. I’m writing a fanfiction, incase anyone’s interested…

[tamedstray]

Soft dominant Vigor not just as a change of pace, something new to try to keep the spark alive, but as a sign of how comfortable he feels around your muse.

[newty]

can fandom be a little more self aware abt how blatantly homophobic its cutesy headcanons can be. idk how many more comments abt dion being a ditzy nervous ladylike victim who must be saved by the big strong capable man i can bear