#HE CAN CURE ME

[philiponmycracker]

Tom Hulce as Quasimodo with his beautiful, unique and emotional voice - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

[quicklikenorris]

rewatching this quadrant video and thinking about how lando would be such an incredible driving instructor

example a: giving simple, straightforward explanations that actually make sense ("you'll just slowly release the clutch, but you'll need a bit of throttle. okay?")

example b: constantly shouting encouragements ("go on! keep going! keep going!") even tho he's scared for his life

example c: calm and confident corrections without shaming you or stressing you out (*helps turn the wheel faster* "you got it, you're doing alright")

bonus example: car mechanic!lando will always know why ur car is making that noise and how to fix it, truly bob the builder!

someone pls write a fic about this (or link me to one!) i'm begging u

[lovefromlaura]

Had a rough week,send David Hesh Walker fanarts

[zombirps]

Aaaah

[whimsyvixen]

He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat

(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)

[hinamie]

idk about yall but life is good again

[luminique]

Lighter when reader is sick/has a cold/etc he has to be a hot fucking mess

OH HES ALL OVER YOU WHEN YOURE SICK !! the moment you’ve got a cold, he’s immediately telling the girls that he is out of commission. he wants to take care of you but like lowkey. he’s buying medicine, he’s getting food, he’s making sure that you’re not overexerting yourself.

but he’s also getting bothered by the fact that you’re calling out to him with a red flush on your face due to the sickness. you’d think he would be pushed away by how rough your voice sounds but no, it’s actually a little conflicting to him. something deep within him wants to be all cuddly with you but he’d tell himself that he’ll catch a cold and who will take care of you if he’s sick too?

you’re more than capable to take care of yourself but having you depend on him like this, even if its only for a short moment, has him melting completely. he’d pretend to be a little distant (because he can’t show that he’s worried) but he’s always looking out for you. coughing ? he’s getting water. sniffling ? he’s grabbing tissues. too hot ? he’s ready with a wet towel.

once he’s done taking care of you for the day, the girls are definitely there to tease him about it and all he does is push his shades up a bit more. he cares so so much but that’s not a good look for his cool and mysterious personality. either way, he promised to take care of you until you get better, so he’ll be back in the morning to check on you again as usual. it’s all too obvious when in the next few days, he’s the one sniffling and sneezing instead.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Remember: The burning sensation is part of the process.

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[starcurtain]

Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.

I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."

[philiponmycracker]

I really admire your enthusiasm for Tom Hulce. You would legit go to battle for him; that’s dedication

(I just like Amadeus)

my gosh thank you @thunderbumbl yes YES i silently scream LET ME FIGHT FOR YOU MR HULCE! I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES MY LIEGE, COMMAND ME TO BATTLE MY KING as I clench my fists and bite my lips in tears, watching yet another obscure 80s film he's in I had spent weeks tracking down, often navigating through and/or dodging thousands of bots and viruses... as i condem my laptop to its dark fate. So for months I have been completely losing my shit, trembling in FURY fuelled by blind violent admiration... just to start searching for the next obscure movie he did, obviously only ever released on VHS which to my fcking "surprise" turns out to be a 38 minutes 20 seconds long short film by a French director, and whyyyyyyyyyyy so few and difficult movies my liege?!! Why would you do this, is this a test to my dedication, my loyalty, my king? oh but i swear to god if this is my Mission I WIL FIGHT FOR YOU whatever it takes, and it does feel like i'm on a crusade and I'm gon burn this place down if i have to cause omfg

[eddiediaaz]

if tommy is in season 8 he better not only be buck's boyfriend but also eddie's friend!!! i hope they don't forget that!! maybe eddie got buff doing muay thai with tommy, mmhmm???

[strawberrystepmom]

the butcher man was some lady, who really stole my...

i can truly never thank @snow-body enough for this absolutely beautiful commission 😭 expectations exceeded and then some!!! thank you sooo much!!!!

[toanw]

A couple of alchepre power up forms (perfect petal and perfect rainy)!!

[vampzv]

late night ramble #2

Jing Yuan looks like the type of guy whose hugs emit a feeling of total savety. The warmth of them wrap around your soul and gently cradle your heart in its palm.

[lonesomedreamer]

I expect nothing, Mr. Scott. It is merely logical to try all the alternatives. Doctor McCoy, a reading on the atmosphere, please.

STAR TREK | The Galileo Seven