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I may not be a fucking masochist like you but I know a BITCH when I see one. 🖕🖕🖕🖕
#alpha beta omega#lgbtabo#omegaverse#gay besties#gay#bitchy bestie#bitchy beta#you are a bitch#sassy bitch#lesbian
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crystal: *cough* i told you so
edwin: *cough cough* you fucking didn't
#bitchy besties my beloved#dead boy detectives#dbda incorrect quotes#edwin payne#crystal palace#source: what we do in the shadows
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greg knows what tom likes...
#succession#succession spoilers#succession s4#tomgreg#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch#teehee#succpost#also unrelated but tomshiv used to be so cute sometimes 😭#well it's actually very kind of related lmao#they could have been bitchy besties but noooo shiv has family trauma#and now tom has to homoerotically strategise with her gangly cousin instead
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ENGLISH DUB FAKIR YOULL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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🧚 hey! it’s dangerous to go alone…
make sure you take your platonic soulmate with you!✨
#they come as matching sets!#they’re bringing balance to the force#🧘🧘♀️#platonic besties#I do ship hellcheer tho to be clear#but also love the idea of them being platonic besides#Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington#Billy Hargrove#Robin Buckley#chrissy cunningham#heather Holloway#stranger things#it goes from bitchy to sweeter than pie then back to bitchiness but the extra sexy kind#platonic stobin#platonic hellcheer#do heather and Billy not have a ship name#I can’t find it lol I spent like 10 minutes searching through gods internet and can’t find it#anyway#platonic heather x billy#everyone is gay until proven otherwise#metal sandwich#MetalSandwich
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‘you saying i’m cold and heartless and can’t relate because i don’t have parents, right? and never DID?’ and she said EXACTLY YES 😭😭😭 GRETA SECRET HAYES
#supersecret#they’re besties they hate each other they’re codependent#they either talk every day or not for months#greta hayes#kon el#yj98#i love when they’re bitchy
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much as i love merlin and arthur they were NOT the blueprint. they were very nearly the blueprint, but the actual og's were from a book written in 1862 by Victor Hugo. that's right. it's enjolras and grantaire. the timeline goes exr-merthur-firstprince
#i'm right#viccy h was doing it before it was a thing#k so enj arthur and henry are all blonde and in a position of power#with a destiny and skill and crushing expectations and incredible loyalty#and socially awkward/clueless (do not tell me arthur is not socially awkward all his friends are just merlin's friends or gwen's brother)#all have a bit of a rivalry with annoying defiant brunette and don't realise how much they love them (exr truther till i die)#the brunettes themselves are annoyed by the blondes and love to antagonise them but end up loving them and dying looking at them (e and a)#R merlin and alex are all snarky bitches with (yet again) a complicated family relationship#a bitchy female best friend (using eponine and morgana for this bc i am an ep and R besties truther)#who know the destiny and how it will end (alex is the only one it turns out for) (r knows they will fail) (merlin knows arthur will die)#but who do everything they can to stay with blonde and prevent the ending (r goes as far as dying with e)#and end up devoting their life to blonde with unfathomable loyalty while also teasing them at every turn#their devotion gets to the point that blonde's life is worth more than their own#merlin#merthur#bbc merlin#red white and royal blue#firstprince#exr#enjoltaire#les miserables#but arthur and merlin are SO exr coded#none of this heartstopper-merlin-firstprince bullshit#heartstopper is the same time pretty much as firstprince and dont even act like the rest of them#they can't JUST be blonde and brunette they need the vibes to go along with it#victorian era- 2000's medieval- modern
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Frankly I think Alistair being mildly shitty to that mage in Ostagar seems pretty in-character for the guy he is before the massive, life-altering trauma that is the Ostagar massacre wherein he sees all of his Grey Warden comrades, his beloved mentor/father figure, and his beloathed half-brother/convenient-target-of-projection absolutely torn to shreds by literal Thedas boogeymen. IIRC Morrigan and Flemeth both comment on his wack behavior after Ostagar and then by the time we get to Lothering Alistair just fully surrenders any and all responsibility (and, frankly, agency) to the player's Warden for the foreseeable future. It can then take anywhere from a couple IRL hours to the entire second act of the game for him to retake almost any amount of it back. And depending on the player's choices in dialogue, and especially whether or not they choose to romance him, we may only see flashes of that guy we met at Ostagar before he potentially morphs into almost someone else entirely (hardened!King!Alistair). All that to say, I don't actually think it's a useful criticism of "characterization" to bring up Alistair's glibness as compared to his behavior in the majority of the game because from where I'm standing (looking directly at his snottiness about Cailan, his complaints about being assigned to the Tower of Ishal, his Templar-esque focusing on Morrigan and Flemeth being apostates, his generally pretty brusque manner with the Warden recruits) it seems fairly in-line with the rest of his behavior at Ostagar.
#like seriously he's a bit of a dick (more than what becomes usual) while at ostagar#before his world is shattered and his brain (and personality) is completely rearranged by seeing everyone important to him slaughtered#he clings so hard to the warden as a lifeline that he kind of goes full-on fawning mode for a little bit there#just giving up the reins completely and following orders as (imo) a method of coping with massive loss and trauma#throughout the course of the game he recovers somewhat and goes back to being kind of a dick#and/or growing up pretty extensively and becoming a much better and more tolerant person as a whole#but the idea of him being a dick to a mage because he's being moved around like a chess piece rather than a person#by someone who should NOT have the authority to do that and that fuckin ANNOYS him and then this dude's getting all up in his face about it#as if this was HIS decision and then being accused of harassing this random ass dude he could not give less of a fuck about for funsies#and thus him going full obnoxious shithead teenager about it is somehow OUT of character?? for ALISTAIR??? wack#like nah bro i know we all love ali but our vision is being obscured by that love and also how sweet he is in a romance#just being besties with him unlocks an incredible amount of unfiltered BITCHINESS that is fully in-line with ostagar!alistair's shenanigans#dragon age: origins#alistair theirin#by apples#da meta#anyway there's been disk horse on my dash for the last couple days and this is my take on it
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Oh I am *cackling* at the producers trying to claim the show was driven by Loki and Sylvie's relationship when she refused to lift a finger to help multiple times (while platonic bestie Mobius was living out romcom moments by the dozen with Loki), and honestly they could have not had her in the season at all and barely anything would change. Like, I don't like that ship but it's still SO deeply disrespectful to give them NOTHING on screen all season while giving all the cute classically shippy moments to Lokius, and then come out after and claim it was some grand, sweeping romance and also there was nothing intentional about giving all the shippy stuff to Lokius. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Also, as I said in some tags, the "we can't get into Loki's head" like is just....peek absurdity. My brother in Christ, YOU'RE the writers! This character has been in the MCU for like, 14 years, played by Hiddleston who is *obsessed* with Loki. Getting into Loki's head should have been a cake walk! And even if it wasn't, IT'S LITERALLY YOUR JOB TO GET IN THE CHARACTER'S HEAD. Maybe this is why shows are so shitty? Instead of letting the characters drive the plot by getting into their heads and making choices from that perspective, showrunners instead twist the characters into a storyline.
ANYWAY.
#loki#anti sylki#anti sylvie#to be safe#i honestly don't care enough about her to be anti and i think her character (and loki's) got shafted by shitty writing#but i don't need rabid fans in my inbox#i'm in a fair amount of pain so i'm being bitchy but honestly#what a clusterfuck#and after OFMD and GO this year pulled out amazing seasons you gotta turn around and pull this shit?#i am a person who LOVES love stories#i want to see the sweeping romance! i love cheesy christmas romcoms!#and i can tell you right now as a lover of romantic tropes the relationship you're claiming was romantic had ZILCH this season#while your 'platonic' male besties were hitting multiple romantic tropes and moments every. single. episode.#there WAS a sweeping romance being told (just ask your composer)#and if you couldn't see it or you think not showing it in the other pair and claiming it was there in an article after the fact#instead of PUTTING IT ON SCREEN which is your literal job to convey the story in a visual way to the audience#then maybe you shouldn't be the one in charge#if you have to tell people after the show is over that something was actually a romance and something else actually WASN'T a romance#then you did not effectively use your time in the show to tell the story you were trying to tell
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#rip babygirl you will always be famous
#strangerthingsedit#stedit#heather holloway#bitchys#userladies#userladiesofcinema#femalegifsource#fyeahtv#mystuff#and that concludes me giffing heather scenes because THERE ARE NO MORE#she deserved a million hours of screentime over several other people. we simply could have taken k*rens airtime and given it to this queen.#hashtag sad#anyway i love you bestie heather my best friend heather
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You know sometimes a story and it's characters are just that and have no personal connection to the creator, and say that it confirms them being an omega is exstremely un called for and inappropriate.
These are facts.
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I do wish people would have more fun speculating on how Alucards relationship to the rest of the group will play out in season 2.
Like, yes, Maria and Alucard were a thang in the games, but I'm not sure that's going to necessarily follow into the Netflix adaptation. Not because of the pearl clutchy discourse but more because the creative team behind the first series made it clear they weren't doing a beat for beat adaptation and had every intention of doing their own thing with the characters. Plus, thematically speaking, it wouldn't shock me if Alucard and her wind up developing a father-daughter relationship given how Alucard was left off in the first series.
I mean, it is kind of interesting how Alucard comes swinging into the story immediately after Maria has more or less lost both her parents in ways that are way worse than death. (I mean her mom loses her humanity and her dad flagrantly rejected her offer to become a real family in favor of his cause; which is actually way worse than if they were both just dead) And at the end of the first series, Greta makes a point of saying that many of the villages orphaned children were freely calling Alucard 'father' so he's clearly established as a guy who has filled a father figure role in the past.
Plus, Alucard is kind of a fun contrast to the Abbot. I mean, the Abbot is an extremely religious conservative whose conversations with Maria in regards to their idealogical differences are heavily tinged with moralizing and tend to patronize her as a confused little girl. Meanwhile, assuming we keep certain aspects of his character from the first series, Alucard is a half-vampire who leans pretty heavily into science and may prescribe more to a lot of the ideas of the enlightenment movement that helped inspire the French Revolution in the first place. Thing is, I don't see him really agreeing with Maria either, but unlike the Abbot, he'd likely approach the discussion way differently and treat her conviction as something with a real moral core to it. However, I can see Alucard still challenging Maria to think more deeply about her own ideas and what it is she actually wants to achieve.
Like, imagine Maria challenging Alucard to take a hand in something like the revolution. Maybe even asking in a sorta accusatory way as though his refusal to take part is a mark against his character/trustworthiness. Alucard, in turn, asking her if she really wants yet another vampire screwing around in human affairs and potentially manipulating people to their own ends. She might try to argue its for a more righteous cause, but Alucard would be pretty quick to point out that both her father and the vampire think their cause is righteous too. And so on.
I just think, thematically, there is a lot of potential there for Alucard to act as a more sincere father figure to Maria with the added benefit that the two living together afterwards would still feel organic and natural as a result. Thereby getting the same net benefit of Maria encouraging Alucard to interact more with the world, just through a different relationship.
Of course, I mention the father-daughter aspect just because there's a pretty clear theming running through season 1 in regards to parentage and how that can influence/define ones outlook and ideals. (And also a ton of parent related trauma. LIke tooooons of it). The same themeing could be continued given Alucards history with his own dad even if he doesnt play a paternal or romantic role with maria.
Alucard could just as easily be a kindred spirit that Maria just comes to really be fond of. Her bitchy bisexual bishounen bestie, if you will.
#castlevania#casltevania alucard#castlevania nocturne#castlevania maria#alucard tepes#maria renard#i still think the idea of Maria learning Alucards real name is a fun one#I shoudl coin the term 'bitcy bisexual bishounen bestie'#it just came to me#but its soooo descriptive#and lets be frank#alucard was TOTALLY Syphas bitchy bisexual bishounen bestie
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SUCCESSION - S04E01 x S04E02 x S04E03 x S04E04
"Don't. You'll regret it."
it's Tom's dead eyes when Shiv says something needlessly mean in an attempt to vent her frustrations and/or get a rise out of him for me
#succession#succession spoilers#succession s4#succession gifs#tom wambsgans#tomshiv#the opposite of love isn't hate; it's indifference#shiv can barely contain her emotions this season#but tom is building them defensive walls up HIGH#and don't get me wrong. shiv has A Lot to be angry about#i just prefer when they're on the same side :(#can they please go back to being bitchy besties again#succpost#mine
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i love stede bonnet with my whole heart and mind
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if i met stede bonnet irl i would punt him immediately due to my inability to respond to his bullshit, whimsy, and impracticality without screaming
are two sentences that Can coexist
#look#i love his bitchy lil ways#and autisic mind#but MY autistic mind would not be able to handle him#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#textpost#belle speaks#i think thats why i like izzy sm#like yeah stede ur cute#but your gentleman ways do not mix well with pirates#and in any other genre everyone would be DEAD#my autism lines up far more with izzys#NO UR DOING IT WRONG UR GONNA GET US KILLED#so true bestie#izzy hands
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telling a joke on tumblr about class politics in p.g. wodehouse books is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have read ring for jeeves fewer than five times
#nobody in the entire world understands wodehouse’s politics as accurately as i do smh 😔#/j#this isn’t serious i’m just being a bitchy hater#besties i understand that there’s a degree of satirizing going on but he still saw the aristocracy as mostly harmless#and wanted it to continue existing in the same way ad infinitum#i know that’s hard to accept but accept it we must#which is what the post was about lmao
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The unlikely friendship between Renee and Andrew is wonderful, but I wanna talk about their counterpart:
Neil and Allison.
#the two of them are just so sassy#so bitchy#no one expects them to be besties but then they get back from their weekly bitch fest over coffee and each glares at the raised brows#and suddenly it makes sense#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#aftg allison
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