#bitch-from-vegas

[things-methinks]

Just had to see a comment on IG that compared S*inz to Nico Rosberg "They wanted a Bottas but got a Rosberg instead" and I need a cigarette

[fanfictionroxs]

KinnPorsche teasing VegasPete about their adventurous bedroom activities and Vegas turns to smirk at Pete because his baby has more fucked up tastes than him.

Pete: You know, I may have messed up tastes, but I'm the only one in this room who never kissed his own cousin 😏

Kinn, Porsche, Vegas: ...

[leclercskiesahead]

“I am not happy about Carlos, but I won’t go into details. Why? Because we talk about these things before the race, and I’m always the only one who respects those agreements. From now on I will be thinking about myself only. It’s a shame that I couldn’t get more points on Norris.”

So Carlos was allegedly driving for himself and not playing the team game but dear poor little baby Charles is here whining and bitching about himself not getting more points in the driver standings? Who is the one thinking about himself here?

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS (the smirk™️)

[livetogether--diealone]

charles i love you when you're so crazy but if this gives an opportunity to cryloss istg

[heavensentabomination]

I adore writing about human sexuality from any non-human perspective, really, (especially from one of disdain), it's so much fun. It helps in this regard that my attraction to humans is in a purely objectum way, too. Makes it easier to step back and gain a different view than my own. Very enjoyable endeavour :^)

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

AHAHAHAHAHA *exhales in anxious social avoidance * SO.

[nerosdayinanime]

jjk & kny self inserts - icarus is all the way back from feb last year (i made him & aether but then giyuu consumed my soul and i havent touched them Since...) and i just made kuro today

[lesbianashleywilliams]

VEGAS TRIP REPORT!!!

lucky me, I may have either overextended or fractured my left foot somewhere in Vegas and am now in a boot until my imaging comes back 😩 it's swollen and i can't really put weight on it (reminder that i have severe osteoporosis that they first found...in my feet)

this is on top of needing to sleep almost constantly due to heat fatigue and readjusting to eastern time, as well as a case of traveler's diarrhea that probably came from a sussy glass of water (and WHY do all these wypipo wanna play around in death valley as hot as it is omggggg GO INSIDE)

AND! as i've alluded to already, i thought I would be going to a Las Vegas jail because my eldest sister just bossed me around the whole time and i finally snapped and verbally unloaded on her off Fremont. i wasn't even allowed to cheer when i hit a roll on the slots in the casinos but she didnt say SHIT when our other sister hit $300 on a Quick Hit machine and was celebrating! our OTHER sister who didnt go said just to ignore her next time and I said "no, because she doesn't get told to shut the hell up enough and that's why she's like that now"

also i'm still trying to get my money back from that Usher afterparty because I shelled out $200 on ticketmaster for a ticket that they didn't even scan! we could have snuck in and saved our money...better yet, I could have probably had an equivalent experience with a spiked Arnold Palmer from the CVS downstairs for less than $5! the only thing that would have made it worthwhile is if Usher Raymond IV himself had shown his face (he didnt)

and idc how cheap they are Spirit Airlines is full of SHIIIIIIT

[abitofboth]

my car is my pride and joy not in the way a straight cis guy says it, but rather in the way an american high schooler says it about the locker they decorated with reckless abandon with way too much glitter and and haphazardly stuck on pictures of their crush

[3416]

hypothetically if auston were to leave the leafs which team do you think he would join? (this is for an angsty fic idea)

gonna be real... i have no actual clue. it would depend on his motivations and why he's leaving. toronto is arguably one of the biggest hockey markets so... if you have him wanting to escape that, going somewhere where hockey's a little more lowkey or close to home, then arizona, vegas, or los angeles are all good picks.

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF EARTH: VANCOUVER

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, and Lt. James Vega With: Adm. David Anderson, Adm. Steven Hackett, & Flight Lt. Jeff "Joker" Moreau I don't like Anderson's orders either, but we don't have a choice. Without help, this war is already over. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[a-love-poet-at-heart]

Okay the moment i saw the words jim steinman i started making out with you op. But jim motherfucking steinman did go "hmm what if this song but vampires?" He had vamps on the brain the entire fucking time. What do you except from the man who reveres the story of Peter Pan?

This dude legit went imma make a nosferatu musical. Not a dracula musical, no no no. The bootleg knockoff movie of dracula that should have had all copies be destroyed cause of CopyRight Laws. Total eclipse of the Heart was written for this canned musical.

He later went, "Damn this is a good ass song. Dont want it to go to waste.....I'm working with bonnie tyler rn, maybe she should sing it." It became a mega hit.

Then years later Roman Polanski (yes i know i hate him too) and co went to jimmy to get him to write songs for polanskis musical adaptation of his movie The Fearless Vampire Killers or Parden me but your teeth are in my neck. So jimmy on a time crunch of like 2 months to write all the songs went "hmmmm i need a good big song for the vamp and virgin to sing in act 2. Maybe i could...nooooo..... I mean this is vienna afterall who would notice if i resuse this popular song i wrote but get it translated to german?" Everyone fucking noticed. But they didnt care cause it was a Banger and fit so well

Anyway Jimmy has a fucking track record as he took one of the songs written for this canceled batman the musical (yes there was almost a batman musical in the 90s, keep up) and had his bro Meat sing it on Bat out of Hell 3. The song is In the Land of the Pig the Butcher is King. Jimmy also had Meat sing Carpe Noctem from Tanz der Vampire on the album. In Jimmy's defense he had Health Problems and couldnt complete the album so Mr Loaf had another song writter come in to write addition songs for it.

But fear not! For In The Land of The Pigs, The Butcher is King did make it to The Stage in Jimmys "Bat out of Hell" the Musical or as I like to call it, "Rock n Roll Peter Pan but everyone is Really Horny". Then it got cut from the show. Anyway absolute Banger

God i fucking love jim steinman

okay so picture this.

You're a man named Jim Steinman. You are one of the most prolific songwriters of the 80s. In your spirit, output and essence, you are eternally popping a wheelie on a motorcycle while a hot half-naked woman clings to you and bats wheel in the sky above.

You wrote a song in which Meatloaf plays a hideously disfigured hunk who steals a nubile lady back to his crumbling manor and introduces her to the pleasures of magic lesbian group sex.

You wrote a song in which Celine Dion sings as Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights, dancing with Cathy's corpse on a beach in the moonlight; a scene which you, Jim Steinman, believe should have been in the book. (The moors of Wuthering Heights are landlocked, but you, Jim Steinman, are too fucking real to care about that.)

You wrote the song for the opening scene of the movie Streets of Fire, in which evil leatherdaddy Willem Dafoe leads his malefic motorcycle crew into a concert to abduct Diane Lane while she's wearing a skintight satin jumpsuit.

You wrote a song in which Bonnie Tyler wanders a haunted boarding school as literal demon twinks gyrate at her out of the fog.

There is no peak of goth camp that you, Jim Steinman, have not summited, no horny energy you have not tapped. They say that Alexander the Great wept when he saw there were no more worlds to conquer. But you, Jim Steinman, are not Alexander the Great. You, Jim Steinman, are better. You, Jim Steinman, have vision.

You take your most successful song, the song everyone knows, the most big-haired, white dress, gothic arches, doves flying, possessed choir boys chanting, bombastic song you have, and think: what if this, but with vampires.

And so you change the lyrics to be about death and infinity and a powerful bloodsucking lord seducing a girl who is ALL ABOUT IT, and then toss off a whole musical for this song to be the centerpiece to, and the musical is bad but it's also a weird hit that's been staged in fourteen countries and revived seven times, because nothing has ever whipped as campily, as ridiculously, as perfectly as this:

It never takes off in America. A prophet is without honor in his own land. But that doesn't matter. How could it matter? You are perhaps the most creatively self-actualized man who has ever lived. Look at that vampire. He's coming in hot and a hundred Venetian nuns gave their lives to make his ludicrously capacious lace sleeves. Look at that girl. She was born in a fog machine. She wore her best red velvet cape. She's down bad. She's singing Total Eclipse of the Heart the whole time.

You are Jim Steinman, and you have reached apotheosis.

[the-physicality]

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[exxpelliarrmus]

i spoke about my dreams and everyone said i’m just lucid dreaming all the time which makes sense but wait i just want to rest

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3

ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))

Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!

He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!