#bitch u rlly thought

[pshawtyy]

i’m bout to quit my job 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

[stargirlsuicide]

i hate the 'i could have made that painting too' crowd. no u couldnt have

[moonstandardtime]

i want to put link in isat. im sure hed do fine. the heros spirit endures

[hella1975]

just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh and im trying to be sooooo normal talking about astarion with her . all while i wanna go "his eyebags 🥰🤩 his grinch smile 😍😍"

[sodafrog13]

the son makes me insane dude i gotta talk about him more some time

[miwakags]

al haithams thoughts (probably)

he can do anything half decently. he’s just like ‘it’s probably possible’ and then attempts it. and if he fails then he keeps attempting it

there’s like , very little point in lying to kids. there’s censoring for age appropriateness sure but he’s not going to be like ‘babies come from [insert children’s story]’. if they ask an honest question he will give an honest but age appropriate answer

the language of academia is exclusionary and it’s functionality lies in its exclusivity. he really only uses it when he has to perform in academia but otherwise will code switch to not talk like that

he tries really hard to not be pretentious. he doesn’t really want to be but he’s aware he can be a little bit that way sometimes. it comes with the job and also the confidence

kaveh once bit into an orange whole (w/o peeling it) just to see al haithams reaction. his instinct was to shove him off the port osmos docks and walk away. heathens get rights except when it’s kaveh

he has very specific taste in design. practical. functional. lots of storage. lots of natural light. light wood walls and a dark wood desk. he believes in setting up a good, clean space — even if he’s never in his office

he knows his dick is big. he doesn’t like, always say so bc it can sound weird. but he’s comfortably aware of his dick size

literally most things could be a letter instead of a meeting. he will just not go to meetings he considers a waste of time and drop off a notice to just send him the notes, he’ll follow up if he has questions

the consequences of your own actions is Real and if you don’t want consequences then you have to deal with the thing bothering you. this is to say al haitham is pretty direct. it’s what makes him competent, efficient and solution oriented

his CV is excellent. he volunteers with children in his free time and sets up educational programs through the university. his research is well written and specifically targeted. his theoretical work is unmatched in eloquence and genius. it’s a bit terrifying

he’s good with kids! not really surprisingly. he’s just honest with them and can carry them on his shoulders and is also unafraid to change babies diapers

[moreclaypigeons]

started hrt today<3

[proteuus]

explaining to my parents that I have to move back in with them so I can cut fruit. and theyre like cut fruit. and im like yeah like on a cutting board. and my dad was like you cant do that on campus.? but my mom was like no I get it

[bronzebtch]

when rhea really likes someone, she would almost always ask them to go on a hunt with her. but like. its always an excuse so she could hunt for you and gut the game in front of you and clean it for you and prepare it for you and—

[sapphic-woes]

:) holy fucking shit I'm livid

[woodsborostabathon]

biblically accurate ambermeli & richie tbh

[cinnamonfknbuns]

barely restraining myself of being rabidly horny for naruto characters

[nyxi-pixie]

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[steeltwigz]

never ever met someone who was That Bad of a poser in real life, but like. im looking back at someone i knew in college last year and he was SUCH a POSER. sorry! its true! not to b an ass, but like literally everything abt his life was So Exaggerated. he wanted to seem like an oppressed heroic midwestern punk So Bad but threatened calling the cops as a First Resort. bootlicker who? "im so financially unwell, i cant afford anything, my mom is so transphobic. thank god she buys me the freshest vegetables every day and my binders and testosterone and top surgery. and also my service dog that isnt fully trained. ALSO i think that food thats too processed is POOR PEOPLE food and im somehow gonna say im part of that but also that im better than them. LMAO" FUCK OFF. you havent had a hard day of work in your Life. you bullied the actually country punk we know for Enjoying country music???? you see someone stimming on the road and have to cross to the other side becuz u think hes gonna HURT YOU!! thats NOT oppressed heroic midwestern mentally ill punk, thats Asshole Tiktok Poser Freak. and like not to pull the trauma card, but literally yours is Non Existent. you literally made it up. we were all there. you were NOT attacked! sorry! there was literally zero danger for you, but like One Million for everyone who hung out with you, BECUZ of all the shit you pulled. ESPECIALLY for me! this guy rlly said "i have ptsd so dont trigger me" and Refused to extend that to anyone else?? that isnt Punk. Main character syndrome what? anyway. he made a vision board and the fashion he aspired for was literally the shit im wearing now. im a little flattered!