#i’ll probably do kaveh ones bc i like kaveh lmao

[silverflqmes]

haithellie

- who fell first and how?

- what book sealed the deal on your relationship?

- did you guys join a book club together, if so — what was the book that caught both of your guys’ eye?

- what do the boys think about your guys’ relationship? (kaveh, cyno, & tighnari)

tartellie

- how did you guys meet and how long did it take for a single date?

- which of you said i love you first and how?

- e2l, which one admits they’re in love first and why?

yuellie

- he misses the high cloud quintet, how do you comfort him?

- you both fight phantylia together, who falls down first?

- bonus: who went for the body? i think i can answer this one

sephellie

- how to make a day of fun so sephiroth can be human again

- how would you style his hair for fun

- how to get him to stop being cloudobsessed and you-obsessed instead!!!

at long last i answered your ask bc monkey brain has just been SEPHIROTH SEPHIROTH SEPHIROTH as of late.. ahem. now without further delay, time to get the cogs winding

𓍼 haithellie.

— if i’m going with my e2l idea, he fell first because i was in hella denial.. but i fell harder. i haven’t really come up with much but i’m thinking we would both be in places in our lives where we’re dealing with loneliness?? for me i would have left home to study so i’d kinda be adjusting, while alhaitham has kinda been on his own, having lost his parents from young, and later his grandmother that took care of him after that. so i think we would have found mutual comfort in each other and he would have caught some feelings just from little details. stupid habits i have, shared interests, the bantering since we would have both been in the same darshan..

— i totally missed this question until i went back to read for the next ship but UHHH the wicked king cuz it’s my fav and i’ll never be normal about it

— we joined a book club not knowing that the other would be in there too LMAO it was just supposed to be a pastime kinda thing and it was just coincidence that we both ended up in it together.. but let me think, me being me i like my romantasy books so i dunno it alhaitham would also be into those.. but i could see him reading the folk of air — totally not bc it’s my favorite series, totally not bc we act like jude and cardan, totally not because — yeah, you got me..

— alhaitham wants them nowhere near me ( minus tighnari ) because they would enable me and they would tease him sm.. but i think we would be super chill together, i could see us playing uno or monopoly and just- disaster happening BAH but anyway i think they would be happy about alhaitham finding someone after his losses, and even it kaveh might be petty.. he’s happy for him<3

𓍼 tartellie.

— omg akira-san, i mean uh, tartaglia, yeah.. ahem. let me think.. we would have met at a flower shop, he was buying flowers to bring home to his family since he was likely away from home for a good while. he was just scanning all the different types, not sure which to pick, to which he would approach me, thinking me to be the store clerk ( i was not ). confused, i would break to him that i do not work there.. to which he would get embarrassed LMAO but since we were talking, he would ask on my opinion anyway, to which i’d try my best to offer a few options to my basic knowledge of flower language. i think he would show interest in the way i talk and explain, the hand gestures and expressions i make, but he’d ignore it.. until we stumbled once more upon each other, where he would chat with me.. and then proposes the idea of getting lunch. totally not a date, just lunch..

— he did and probably said so without even saying those three words tbh?? i don’t know how he would say it, but uh maybe smtn like.. “it’s strange.. home, until now was always being with my family back in snezhnaya.. but somehow, you seemed to have brought that feeling to me here and have blossomed it into something a little more than family, something special and precious to me.”

— now for this.. me LMAO if it was e2l it would end up as an unspoken confession i feel?? maybe if he was seriously injured or um, overdid things again because he used foul legacy or his delusion in a fight.. to which i would yell at him in a way that sounded like i really cared for him, and tartaglia would end up saying something along the lines of me sounding like i loved him or something.. to which i would go silent and he would piece it all together. unspoken confession!!

𓍼 yuellie.

— understandable as to why he would miss them, especially cuz he’s the last one remaining and with his memories in tact. it’s kinda heartbreaking honestly, but i understand the kinda fall of a friend group in a way, granted i still talk with mine but very minimally these days. regardless, i would do my best to comfort him, maybe take him out or encourage him to come be around others as well outside of his duties, just to feel yk welcomed as a dude and not just as a general. i think he’d like something like that cuz company helps when you miss those that you were once close with.

— AKWJSJDJSKSJ i fall down first and i make sure to KNEEL ( i did it on purpose ) yuan is probably like ellie???? and i’m like ain’t no way you said you’re going for the body — I’M GOING FOR THE BODY, YOU SIT YOUR ASS BACK THERE. atp he’s like, am i about to have my girl stolen by horrifyingly attractive woman that wants to kill us and is not just twice but several times her size?? he’s just watching in complete shock but like part of him understands.. i mean.. come on.

— I WENT FOR THE BODY AGAIN AND AGAIN ahem, your assumptions are likely correct.

𓍼 sephiellie.

— screams in sephiroth. okay um. let me actually get into this. sooo a day to make sephi have fun and feel more human.. well! after buying flowers from a certain peddler, i would whip out my super slay cool flip phone and urge him to come over after work because i had a surprise for him. said surprise is flowers to braid into his hair and a flower for him to keep at home cuz sephiroth having a green thumb sounds so adorable. for the rest, it would be just a cute self care day to remind him of his humanity in spite of whatever modifications and experiments were done on him ( FUCK YOU HOJO YOU UGLY ASS PIECE OF SHIT, THERE’S A REASON I’M NOT IN FFVII AND THAT’S BC YOUR ASS WOULD BE THROUGH, WHICH MEANS THE STORY DOESN’T END UP HAPPENING SO NO GAME )

— the braid with the flowers in it! high ponytail for sure HE IS SO PRETTY<3 maybe a bun as well after i told him that mine absolutely sucked and that my mom refused to let me out of the house without her doing my hair.. so he would ask to see how bad said bun is — so it ends up messy because i didn’t wanna make it too tight.. his hair is also super long.. but he liked it, probably wondered why i couldn’t leave the house when it looked so nice on him ( sobbing he’s so so sweet ), furthermore i would try the princess leia space buns and perhaps twin tails<3 he also would do my hair and try out different styles too, he’s so gentle<3

— I DON’T KNOW I GUESS I NEED SOME MAKO BATHS AND HIS CELLS SO HE CAN INVADE MY THOUGHTS INSTEAD😐 but like.. sefikura.. IM TORN

okay i believe that was all of them.. this took way longer than i’d expected😭

[kae-karo]

What about Alhaitham and Yae for character dynamics?

LSKDJFKLSDJFJKSD omg why do i get the feeling that the chaos this could create would be insurmountable - for context (x)

like okay hear me out hear me out right. yae def looks at alhaitham and clocks him as a target for some shenanigans, like oh uptight feeble scholar mhm mhm should be amusing BUT

but. she talks to him for two minutes, max, before just going oh i like this one with her devious lil fox smile. he's blunt in a way you kind of want to hate but she finds it refreshing, he doesn't beat around the bush and he sure as hell doesn't find her intimidating. he's met plenty of ppl he's supposed to find intimidating and so far none of them really hit the mark, she's no exception

not that he's disrespectful ofc! just that he's 1. not great at picking up social cues and 2. not that great at falling in line with expectations. he's definitely the type to take all his knowledge into account and then judge accordingly, while trying not to be too influenced by outside opinions. so, he doesn't find yae all that intimidating bc he really doesn't see much to be intimidated by?

she's powerful, clever, a bit tricky but in a way that's far less troublesome than the average akademiya sage (or even some of the researchers...), and so he sees no reason to feel threatened by her. she finds this endlessly amusing

i think it probably quickly becomes a game for her to see if she can even intimidate or spook him, and he probably picks up on it but also finds it amusing sdlkfjklsdf like he's fully convinced she won't succeed, and she's not entirely sure whether or not she will, but it's a new source of entertainment for her to try lmao

also u cannot tell me she doesn't mine haitham for details on his current living situation. many moons after they first meet, the yae publishing house publishes a BL novel about a man and his roommate with suspiciously similar details sprinkled throughout. yes, she sends him a copy. no, he doesn't find it intimidating (good try, yae) and YES kaveh gets a hold of it. i'm torn on whether he recognizes the inspiration for it or not, but he IS very invested either way lmao

alhaitham finds it a little pedestrian but he does want to support his friend (he totally views yae as a friend lmao) and thus intends to purchase the next installment upon its publication

ANYWAY they are def a comedic duo lmao

send two genshin characters (ship or not) and i’ll give u my take on their dynamic

[miwakags]

al haithams thoughts (probably)

he can do anything half decently. he’s just like ‘it’s probably possible’ and then attempts it. and if he fails then he keeps attempting it

there’s like , very little point in lying to kids. there’s censoring for age appropriateness sure but he’s not going to be like ‘babies come from [insert children’s story]’. if they ask an honest question he will give an honest but age appropriate answer

the language of academia is exclusionary and it’s functionality lies in its exclusivity. he really only uses it when he has to perform in academia but otherwise will code switch to not talk like that

he tries really hard to not be pretentious. he doesn’t really want to be but he’s aware he can be a little bit that way sometimes. it comes with the job and also the confidence

kaveh once bit into an orange whole (w/o peeling it) just to see al haithams reaction. his instinct was to shove him off the port osmos docks and walk away. heathens get rights except when it’s kaveh

he has very specific taste in design. practical. functional. lots of storage. lots of natural light. light wood walls and a dark wood desk. he believes in setting up a good, clean space — even if he’s never in his office

he knows his dick is big. he doesn’t like, always say so bc it can sound weird. but he’s comfortably aware of his dick size

literally most things could be a letter instead of a meeting. he will just not go to meetings he considers a waste of time and drop off a notice to just send him the notes, he’ll follow up if he has questions

the consequences of your own actions is Real and if you don’t want consequences then you have to deal with the thing bothering you. this is to say al haitham is pretty direct. it’s what makes him competent, efficient and solution oriented

his CV is excellent. he volunteers with children in his free time and sets up educational programs through the university. his research is well written and specifically targeted. his theoretical work is unmatched in eloquence and genius. it’s a bit terrifying

he’s good with kids! not really surprisingly. he’s just honest with them and can carry them on his shoulders and is also unafraid to change babies diapers