#bitch naur

[thinkingstoned]

just saw a post thhat reminded me the IT at my last job literally tried to get me to download chrome when they saw i was using firefox

it *remotes into my computer to look at an Issue TM was having(unrelated to the browser)*: is that, firefox?? oh god, ok so first im just gona, im gona open this here for you- *googles chrome and opens the download page, didnt download it but Got It Ready for me to* its so much better

me *laughing until i realize theyre Serious*: ...isnt firefox way more secure though..?

it: ..........alright well-

[h0estar]

😭😭😭 i love them

[dailykugisaki]

Day 245 | id in alt

Boy got too comfortable. Now he inside the seat.

[livelaughlovechai]

Shit will keep on starting and ending but my fight against these stupid porn bots who ruin my mood will never end

WHOS WITH ME YALL

[snekdood]

bitches be like. i hate vegans so much that i’ve decided i like killing animals and its fine and i dont feel bad and animals dont have feelings and its fine and im cool subversive and different and edgy and like to post fucked up stuff to make vegans uncomfortable bc im just so cool

[robotpussy]

WOAHHHH the white woman that lives above me just spat at me and called me a black bitch before getting driven away....

[girlfox]

" your tails... they look like clouds hehe. soft and pillowy. " / hypnos :3c

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒:  the  sleepy  waver  over  her  precious  tails,  imagining  all  the  ways  in  which  he  could  sink  into  them  and  fall  into  slumber's  sweet,  chiffon  embrace.  the  fox's  lips  purse,  and  she  begins  to  draw  ivory  appendages  close  to  lithe  form.  to  ahri,  it  was  more  in  the  vein  of  all  the  ways  in  which  he  could  dirty  them  and  matte  her  fur   .   .   .   ❛   they  are,   ❜   ahri  agrees,  perhaps  to  her  detriment  if  it  is  to  encourage  them.   ❛    and  i  can  tell  what  you're  thinking. they're  not  for  sleeping  on   .   .   .   ❜   she  holds  her  tails  now,  pouting  quite  visibly. 

[baconcolacan]

Evil Red Leader Tord this Tord broke Edd’s heart that  WELL WHAT IF RA WAS DOING A GOOD THING?? WHAT IF EDD JUST STARTED A REBELLION BECAUSE TORD WAS STEALING HIS THUNDER?? WHERE’S MY PETTY REBELLION LEADER WITH MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME EDD???

[jellyluchi]

I hate you Melk /lying

[kynrki]

everyone can fucking die for all i care.

[alienyolk]

im tired of people saying int builds are boring or easy when int builds are actually so much more complex and require so much more unbalanced leveling to actually be on equal footing as str, end, dex, or faith builds. in this essay i will—

[moribondslut]

the reason you want to vote is because you support what she does and what this country and the west stand for. the reason you don’t shut the fuck up about doing it instead of suffer and be pussy in silence is because you know it is reprehensible. you are very aware that you're sending a big fuck you to black, indigenous, palestinian people and the global south. you share their ideology. you share dick cheney’s ideology. grapple with that. that means you hate all those groups you want to bring up to support your racist genocidal screeds on voting (even if you belong to them). you are not a “leftist” which is a clearly empty signifier atp. you are an american so everything around you dies.

[waluijoe]

so funny how everyone in any workplace ever is always bitchy but in varying degrees. maybe its my country idk. but theres the Overt Bitch (horridly critical and mean) and Covert Bitch (pretends not to be but still points out everyone who has made a mistake)

anyways today my team coworkers were like "theres this dude who got stopped from working after not even 1hour, i heard he was so inefficient they had to pull him out of the whole shift" kinda mockingly but also like Not Totally mocking, and my brain kept thinking.. "this dude had a prophetic dream that he would fail. he has been working at this job for 1year and a half being flawless but Yesterday Night he had this dream and Today he failed so spendidly, and tomorrow at 11am he has to send in a paper for his uni.. and i hope he does well, and he was so kind and soft that he probably helped my soul a little bit."

but anyways. did i say any word of that ? no because i don't think coworkers Care at all about pple's circumstances or my opinion on their nice personnalities they only wanna be critical and flatter their own egos by thinking theyre much better and safer. isnt that so fucking annoying lmao

[sh1-n0bu]

nobu have you finished the quest yet 👀

i havent evEN STARTED IT YET

[maoist-mizer]

I am very normal and can be trusted with having friends :D

[misterbitches]

Literally.

the bad thing about watching jack & joker is that it makes little worms in your brain want to watch love mechanics, which is the most frustrating show i've ever watched bar NONE