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ok no joke thinking 'alas. i am but a rat, nay, 3 rats in a trenchcoat, how can i be expected to do human tasks...'

and then thinking 'sure. but your cover dude...'

*nodding, getting up* 'youre so right. my rat cover. i must go...'

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.....why...did my roommate........ put the salt shaker (from the kitchen) (clean, for food, lives on the stove) not only in the bathroom (dirty, has a litter box in it so Extra dirty) but on the back of the fucking toilet -

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my stupid little 'this is important song' to remember something for longer than 2 seconds actuallly pretty undeniably worked today so thats cool:3

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normal groupchat conversatiion

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i just made a post about aliens and scullptures and .. it made me think,

the reason humans are always able to take over fantasy/scifi races and cultures even though the others are so much more powerful and advanced isnt becaause we are 'clever' or 'persistant', its because we are cruel. they would haave no defenses to some of what we would be willinig to do to get our way, because the concept of being really, truly malicious, thats us. if they were us, they would have no locked doors for us to break down no city walls for us to breach their technology is permissive and adaptive, there are no need for firewalls when no one would ever dream of creating a virus in the scale of the universe, we do not play fair

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UPDATE TWO that even less people asked for than before-

the other day my brain got caught halfway between the new made up lyrics and the originall and said in a more-than-slightly menacing conglomoration between the two spit out "cos if it looks like a pizza you will regret it"

thiis probably exisits somewhehre already as liike an scp or horror moviei/game smth cos nno experiiences are 100% individuual bUT notiiced a neighboringn winndow w liight on very low outsiide andn was liike 'huh thats weirid dont remmeber seeingn that before and it looks so far down,??' but liike i was in process of smth andn looked away p instantly, had those thouughts, and went to look back at iit and it seemed……..closer😳

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hi so UPDATE to this thhat no one asked for-

i remembered this later today andd was trying to keep the pizza song in my head for a bit until could get back and Accomplish Task (there were clean hand towels in room that i wanted to remember to bring to kiitchen)

i did remember thhem, not sure if it was because of the song or not,

✨✨however✨✨

i then faced thhe 100% predictablle-and-shouldve-been-exppected consequence that i somehow managed to completely-and-absolutely-nnot-expect:

i had it stuck in my head.. after the task was done

so now ii have it going, and every so often Realize its going, and remember what that means, and go "oh shiT what am i forgetting about-?? oh no its, i did that, now its just ........oh."

thiis probably exisits somewhehre already as liike an scp or horror moviei/game smth cos nno experiiences are 100% individuual bUT notiiced a neighboringn winndow w liight on very low outsiide andn was liike 'huh thats weirid dont remmeber seeingn that before and it looks so far down,??' but liike i was in process of smth andn looked away p instantly, had those thouughts, and went to look back at iit and it seemed……..closer😳

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thiis probably exisits somewhehre already as liike an scp or horror moviei/game smth cos nno experiiences are 100% individuual bUT notiiced a neighboringn winndow w liight on very low outsiide andn was liike 'huh thats weirid dont remmeber seeingn that before and it looks so far down,??' but liike i was in process of smth andn looked away p instantly, had those thouughts, and went to look back at iit and it seemed……..closer😳

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currently hearing my housemate talking in the other room. which would be fine, exceept i am Also hearing our *neighbor* talking through the wall opposiite Same Time

i am viibrating into orbit

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call me old fashioned if you will but the fucking rEFRIGERATOR shoulld not STOP KEEPING THINGS COLD because it has an AIR FILTER THAT NEEDS REPLACING THIS SHIT DID NOT USED TO HAPPEN?????????????????

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clears my throat. mariojuana. louweedgi. ?

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i got up btw

whhen youre not 100% ssure u dontn have to piss again before goingn to bed becauuse, come on, you just did not very long ago at all, and the blankets are cozy an-

THIS IS TGE DEVIL TALKING

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPF ITS WORDS AS NON FICTION YOU WILL BE AWAKENED ALL NIIGHT FOR WANT OF YE OLDE TOILET BUT OHSO SLEEPY AND UNABLE AND DOOMED TO A RESTLESS FIT OF A NIGHTS SLWEP DO NOT

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whhen youre not 100% ssure u dontn have to piss again before goingn to bed becauuse, come on, you just did not very long ago at all, and the blankets are cozy an-

THIS IS TGE DEVIL TALKING

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPF ITS WORDS AS NON FICTION YOU WILL BE AWAKENED ALL NIIGHT FOR WANT OF YE OLDE TOILET BUT OHSO SLEEPY AND UNABLE AND DOOMED TO A RESTLESS FIT OF A NIGHTS SLWEP DO NOT

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he/him? nah. silly/goose

agaf ... assiigned gender at farm

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peace and love on planet earth

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is this anything

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this is another thing i mmade for the friends early tumblr themed bday party! pin the beef on the none pizza :3 (more poiints if you got your beef pieces on thhe left half.... the cluster is where we just stuck all the ones that hhad been on the wall lmaoooo we actually diid quite good !)