#bitch (lovingly)

[oozedninjas]

I wanted you to be my first ♡

Short thirst of their first time with f!reader!

Warnings: 18+ / MDNI / suggestive / Ninja guys are 20-21 and so is reader / general verses leaned a bit towards Bayverse / overall pretty soft

He's supposed to be in control, know the rules, tame the game... he's supposed to, but this is something so very new, and so exhilarating he scarcely thinks straight. 

"I've never done this before," you pant after breaking the kiss, slipping a ghostly touch down his shell. 

Leo bites down a groan. Your eyes are glossy and your lips swollen, puffy from making out. It doesn't seem fair to keep playing cool.

“Well, neither have I,” he admits, averting his gaze. His dick twitches, pleading him to grind on you, but he refrains.

Gently, your hands cup his cheeks as you make him turn. The heat in his face is lovely and evident. "Let's try together. Here, touch me."  

Be gentle, he thinks. Slow, not too fast, don't scare her. Don't hurt her… 

"Fuck, like that," you breathe, nails digging into his shell, scratching. 

He groans near your throat, and the sound echoes on the crock of your neck, causing you to clench. He moans at the feeling. 

"Doesn’t hurt- no more?” 

“No, no I’m f-fine,” you barely say before closing your eyes, allowing the slow heat in your core to settle, filling you. "Move."

Raphael growls, using all the self-control he's got to refrain from thrusting too harshly. He pulls you toward his plastron, hugging you back, your legs open further to accommodate him. So close like this, you feel complete as much as he does. 

“Shit, doll, you’re so tight,” Raph manages right after a soft groan. “It feels so good."

You're grinding on top of him, arms around his neck. The soft beat of your heart is intimately snug to him. The soft mutters of little moans pour into your mouth as you drink them.

"I want to go further tonight," you whisper, forehead over his own.

Donatello swallows hard. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Are you?" 

Donnie adjusts his glasses, nervously. "Yes," he breathes, perhaps a bit too desperate. "but- but we can stop anytime if you change your mind."

Your lips curl upright, hands cupping his cheeks. "I love you,"

"Tell me if it hurts," Mikey asks as the lines with you. 

After some tentative rubs, he slips in, slowly. Your breath hitches, hand fisting the covers. He's big, a bit too much. 

"Should I stop? You can tell me, it's okay."

It brings a smile to your face. "I'm good, keep going." 

Mikey stares at you just enough to make sure you mean it before thrusting in. "Relax, close your eyes," 

His lips graze your cheek. He did a fine job preparing you but it still stings. Can't be helped, you suppose, just dealt with. You breathe, allowing your body to adjust to his size. 

"I'm gonna make you feel so good... so- mn, you're tight."

"Hurts?" you rush, worriedly.

"No," Mikey breathes, trying his best not to come just by the warmth of your walls. "No, it's- it's so good, angel. You feel so good,"

[cannebady]

It's important to remember that Stede Bonnet is, above all else, a bitch.

[blossoms-phan]

im losing my mind over this dan sticking his head out the window and them waving and doing heart hands from the bus they’re so sweet

[klauw22]

brat summer never ends

[ihateedwardnygma]

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt262/?

[fandomchokehold]

“How does Gale keep his hair brushed back like that? Do you think he’s using magic? Or does he have secret hair products in his tent?”

You fool, you absolute fool, they’ve been surviving in the wilderness

He simply combs it back and the grease buildup from not washing it for two weeks holds it in place

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[spitinsideme]

So since demon Ragatha is cat-coded, does she knock over things intentionally? Like I can see her swatting something with her hands for attention, but I can also picture her just kinda turning around and accidentally knocking a glass over with her ass since she’s so thick lmao.

obviously !!! shes a bitch on purpose, she wants nun pomnis attention 24/7 becaus3 why would nun pomni chopse to get on her kne3s to pray when she coukd be on her knees for othet things !!! teuly terrible for demon ragatha, so she has to get her attentoon somehow

[octolakes]

Can we PLEASE talk about the characterisation of Korvo this season? Because HOLYYY

Heads up, Season 5 spoilers!!

In the “what if?!” episode, Korvo talks about how he believed that he pushed the button, purely because he thinks he doesn’t deserve the life that he has.  Which, oh my god BROKE me. Korvo thought that there was NO WAY that there could be a chance that Terry liked him for real because he didn't see himself as worthy.

He is so hard on himself and it shows that he doesn’t believe that someone can love him, especially the way Terry does. 

One thing of note is that he uses “Super lame and stupid” as words to describe himself in this episode.

Then, looking back on the episode “The educational sprinkler device”, he reveals why he wanted to build the school: it was for the pupa. Not only that, but Korvo recalls his own childhood: describing himself as “stupid and lame” and “who everyone hated”.

He wanted the Pupa to have a better childhood than he had when he was younger. He believed everyone around him hated him, and the low self-esteem this may have caused has been a part of him since then. Korvo doesn’t want the same to happen to pupa.

Not only that, but whatever he experienced in his childhood, he blames himself for it: “It took me years of reading and educating myself to realize what a loser, asshole, shitbag I was.”

Korvo has felt this way about himself since he was younger and he still does (as shown in “what if?!” episode), but now, he slowly learns to accept himself with his family. 

How can this silly show about silly aliens make me feel this way bruuhhhh

[kabutoden]

if aradia's death was just in-character for a long roleplay, what's the deal with tavros and terezi's disabilities? did vriska have anything to do with them?

She Did Do Those Things. vriska no!!!!!!

[abacus051601]

unironically this game gets so much better if you play it like it's a slightly (very) fucked up lesbian harem game

(sorry to my alex enjoyers i just don't have any thoughts abt her and thus would not do her justice if i drew her)

[crumboat]

Teeheee ;3

[apolaskiart]

And a bit more time he was given...

[sluckythewizard]

I LOVE QUEEN SOO MUCH I THINK THEYRE JUST SO SO NEAT AND SILLY... the best thing about a cute character is that u get to draw them all scared and bloody and crying and shaking and upset and you can also put a spider on them

[sophsun1]

Queer as Folk – 4.02: Stand Up for Ourselves