#HERE!!!

[beaujester]

triple kiss after m&md <3 - new haven, september 28th (x, x)

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

THis isnt all of them. but its a good majority of them

[parkitaco]

"Is Will your boyfriend?" Holly asks, and Mike immediately chokes on the lettuce in his mouth.

"Wh- what?" he gasps, dropping his fork and swallowing back the salad that suddenly feels like cement in his throat. Holly's looking at him with a strange expression, like she's trying to figure something out.

"Will. Is he your boyfriend?" she repeats, even though Mike very obviously heard her, and the question doesn't feel any less shocking the second time.

"No!" He yelps. "No, why would you think that?"

Holly shrugs, taking another bite of spaghetti like this is a normal conversation and she is not slowly killing him. "Nancy calls him your little boyfriend sometimes, and Mom says he's your person, which basically means the same thing, and you live together and act like a couple and unpack groceries together, and- I don't know. Seems like it could be a thing."

OR 

holly visits college roommates mike and will, and has a few important questions for them

[electryone-moon]

Getting a cat is so weird.

Like, you mean to tell me this perfect creature just… lives in my house now? And I get to hang out with him? Say less

[pvnch]

Living in the country is fun because you get handed lil dudes against your will sometimes. Anyway behold the latest animal that washed up in my yard

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[ladyshinga]

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[alucardsinep]

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

[cornpapers]