#bit of an asshole in canon!
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actually can't read zukka fics where they argue and sokka is the one who did something wrong like NO sokka would NOT do that. let zuko be the asshole for once
#this isnt just abt zukka actually it can also apply to like jetko or any other zuko relationship. why is he always the innocent one! hes a#bit of an asshole in canon!#me scrolling through ao3 trying to find good angsty sokka fics and only finding zuko centric ones: kill me now#sophia.txt#zukka#zuko#sokka#atla
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My controversial opinion about Hob Gadling is that I believe heās absolutely the sort of guy that āputs things behind himā, and tries to wash his hands clean of the things he feels icky about. This is implied pretty well in the show, with him blithely moving from soldiering and robbery to printing, from slaving toā¦ whatever it was he was doing in the 19th century instead. That being said, this is not at all the same as actively trying to atone, or even making a concerted effort to be a better person, and I really wish fandom could tell the difference!
#the amount of times Iāve seen people argue that Hob has redeemed himself and ofc feels really horrible about his role in the slave trade#but there is ZERO textual indication thatās true#in fact judging by how he acts in the 19th century and how he was after all the other shit he did that he maybeeee feels kind of sheepish#and would just like to move on thanks!#i love flawed characters and I love monstrous characters and I love hypocrites and I love friendly amoral assholes#Hob is genuinely a super compelling character and embodies the sort of greed of humanity we see in other forms in Madoc and Burgess#heās got a more friendly face and heās a slightly lighter version of it but sandman presents humanity as fundamentally flawed and greedy#and Hob is that to a T#Iād really love it if fandom embraced this version of Hob#making him a fluffy anti-racist progressive hip college professor is just so weird#or especially when they have him espouse progressive viewsā¦ in the past???#look Hob is actual facts a worse person than the Corinthian in a lot of metrics#when I see 17th century Hob talk about the beautiful diversity of humans I just lose my mind a little#also heās clearly a wolf of Wall Street yuppie asshole in 1984#hot take Dreamling would be more fun and spicier if people leaned into Hobās canon traits more#both Dream and Hob are kind of awful#I actually like Hob!#butā¦ man I do not like fanon Hob one bit
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hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor
Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.
#Danny Phantom#i think this ties into my other post i made a long time ago about Danny siccing the GIW on Vlad#like we KNOW in CANON that if Danny was even a tiny bit more like Vlad he would literally become a supervillain#villain is such a stupid word i hate how it's spelled. why is it like that#anyways i need to like. rewatch DP cuz i remember shit & then i'm like#did that actually happen. because that sounds too insane#but like. he Did That. didnt he#i think that's what i love about this character. but a lot of people ignore it#Danny is like. gritting his teeth going ''do good do good'' it isnt effortless it isnt easy he doesnt even want to do it half the time#& sometimes yeah he WILL do crimes or get back at people who've been assholes to him or whatever#he WILL use his powers for bad sometimes#he'll be like ''dont do that it's bad'' but like. he WILL do it himself#the whole ''i'm a hero'' thing he's got going on is like. more of a. how do i put this#it's like when you're drawing or writing & saying ''it doesnt have to be perfect it just has to BE''#like Danny isn't a hero sometimes. he's got morals & has a general understanding of good & bad#but also he's 14 & being attacked every day#i would start saying bad words & threatening people that annoy me too man#okay i glanced over the scene again for the first time in years & Danny was literally in the middle of outing Vlad to the whole town???#hello?? are we really ignoring this?????#VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO#this show is so stupid i love it#love how Sam & Tucker immediately backed him up yeah fuck Vlad all my homies hate Vlad#okay you know what. maybe i will do a DP liveblog. i think it would be fun#on daddyplasmius. only posting this on pa-pa-plasma cuz it's kind of just a. weird rant post? kind of? idk
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kinda want a fic where newt opens up to thomas post canon about his jealousy. wishing he was the one thomas could telepathically communicate with. hoping thomas would have eyes for him when newtās always kept his focus on the other boy. but he feels like heās the one following thomasā footsteps, knowing that he might never catch up to thomasā side like others have been able to effortlessly do.
he mentions how it drove his bitterness towards teresa, towards aris, towards anyone who thomas had somewhat of a connection with - because he wished it could be him in that spotlight. newt knew it was wrong, and that these people did nothing wrong, but the pain in his heart was too unbearable to ignore.
he needed the cure - he needed thomas.
#jealous newt my beloved#heās always a bit bitter in canon i need people to utilise that to their advantage#and ofc thereās other reasons why newt is bitter towards the others ie untrusting of them but listen let me have my moment#newt would defo feel some guilt towards being an asshole but god forbid he acknowledges that to a crowd#he needs to be the perfect dude#the perfect second in command not the guy in the spotlight#ugh love him so bad#newtmas#tmr newt#tmr thomas#the maze runner#tmr#tmr fandom
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maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladiesā man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he canāt NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. heās since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.
would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasnāt fucked their completely platonic bro??
it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....
#snap chats#now some might say that a beautiful woman and charles xavier are not that different. are they right? who's to say really.#erik spedning time with charles and getting that gross feeling in his chest known as love and just thinking#'ah yeah no this is simply because charles is an esteemed colleague of mine whom i respect immensely'#completely ignoring the homosexual ideas he has in the back of his mind he is forcibly ignoring those. Charles Is His Friend. His Ally.#but does erik want him to be more ........ dare he think it .... nay ......... he is being foolish ....#it is only because charles was the first mutant he knew .. that is why he feels so special about him... surely no other reason ...#surely not because his Intelligent-If-Not-Frustratingly-Idealistic friend is incredibly handsome with beautiful lips and gorgeous eyes no..#lowkey is canon tho .... like it is gen so funny how often these two will say Very Flowery Shit about each other#like guys thats ..... hm ..... far beyond anything id say about my friend really !!!!!! maybe im just an asshole tho idk !!!!#im still not over that bit where charles was like 'yeah erik and i spend hours if not days on the phone. our wives are very confused'#girl your wives are confused cause theyre still yalls wives they are going to divorce yall so you two can get together instead šš#in any case ... always a big fan of What Are We hcs ... shit makes me laugh forever ...#wdym yall basically raise a mansion of kids and talk about being each others everythings and youre still like 'we're just friends right'#my guy can be eight inches in his best friend and still be like 'surely this what all friends do'. ridiculous. i love them.
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This week has been brutal so I drew my wander over yonder OC and Hater for self care š
I like to watch McCrackenās shows in sequence
#Iāve posted Marzipan before#but for context sheās the deposed ruler of a planet that fell victim to Dominator#she turns into like a butterfly dragon that spits molten sugar#sheās an eccentric#spoiled insufferable egoist with a big heart#sheās a bit sheltered#sheās confused but sheās got the spirit#my art#fanart#sketch#art#character design#drawing#animation#illustration#I love soft-centered assholes who are trying (and failing) to think of others#wander loves her and she loves wander#fan oc#oc x canon#Marzipan
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Brick is so mischaracterized itās obnoxious. Anytime I see a headcanon where heās forced against his will to go to military school itās soooo,,. How can you say that. This man LOVES the army. He is obsessed with the military like a little boy is obsessed with joining the military. This man has a tank nightlight, he loves military shit. It is his proudest accomplishment. The first thing he does when he gets on the island is brag about his medals, and all he talks about in his biography is the military. His best memory from childhood is going to boot camp for fucks sake. He can like fashion AND the military lmao. Why chose one
#td brick#if brick was smart he wouldnāt waste his money on fashion school and would take online courses for much cheaper instead#but whatever live out your best life king#heād bedazzle his uniform for war#anytime I see that fake backstory where brick was forced by his dad to join the military so he could man up or whatever I just UGHHH#plus itās canon that his issues came from being teased a lot as a child#idk too many of the revenge boys are given sad backstories like bro enough#I can elaborate more on bricks mischaracterization#heās too woobified by fandom. heās also a bit of an asshole lmao
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āTweek canāt be chubby heās on meth nnghh!!!ā
Shhh donāt care. Didnt ask. <3
#on todays episode of people on sptwt pissing me off šš#if you hc him as skinny because of the meth thatās totally fine!#just likeā¦donāt be an asshole when someone thinks differently than you#esp when there seems to be canon evidence for it#besides thereās many ways you can have both things coexist#I personally hc that it takes some time to catch up with him since he doesnāt consume it directly#people with meth usually have suppressed appetites but he still seems to have his so#I feel like it probably effects him a bit differently than it would someone taking the drug head on#and probably catches up to him more so in his teen years#I also have a friend who has known meth users that tend to binge/overeat in order to feel āfullā#thus leading to unhealthy eating habits and weight gain#at the end of the day everyone is different#let people interpret things differently <3#also South Park isnāt even realistic to begin with#I donāt really think it matters either way#tweek tweak
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thoughts on wash's fighting style and his position in pfl because I can (utc because it's really long lol):
wash is very unique among the freelancers for a variety of reasons, one is that he doesn't specialize in one specific area of anything, he's a jack of all trades who is able to fill in for other freelancers if necessary. for example in s9 when york was supposed to be unavailable for lock picking/infiltration duty, carolina immediately went to wash (and we are ignoring that york is not shown to be good at lock picking!) if she trusted wash to fill in for their specialist in one area, I feel it's not a stretch to imagine that he can do so in other areas as well.
need a snipper but north and wyoming aren't available? wash can cover. need someone to get into the enemies' computer systems in place of ct, south, or york? wash can cover. need someone for stealth or reconnaissance in place of florida? wash can cover. etc etc.
wash's combat style reflects that jack of all trades, master of none thing very well too, as the way that he fights is very grounded and pragmatic when compared to the rest of the freelancers. a lot of people like to portray wash as less skilled than the other freelancers, but in truth I believe that wash being able to keep up and compete with the other freelancers despite his lack of dramatic flare is a show of just how competent and skilled of a soldier he is. wash is so good at doing what he does that he doesn't need all that extra bullshit to get the job done. sure, he might not look as Cool and SexyTM as the others while doing it, but completing the mission and surviving to live another day takes precedence over all else.
another way of looking at it is that wash fights in the same way that the odst's do, that is to say that he fights like a human who cannot plow his way through the battlefield in the same way the spartans can. wash's style of fighting is one that employs careful planning and targeted hit and run tacticsāthis is most obvious in recovery one and s6 whenever he's fighting against the meta.
I also feel it's important to note that wash is not a cqc fighter, he can handle himself if he gets into a cqc situations but his primary weapon is the battle rifleāwhich is a mid/long range weapon. if I'm being honest wash's way of fighting makes waaaaaaaaay more sense if you look at him not as someone who is trained to primarily fight against other humans, but as someone who is trained to fight against 8ft 2 ton aliens with plasma weapons that can slice through the hulls of UNSC battle cruisers (ships designed to travel through space!!!) like a hot knife cuts through butter and have the technology to raze entire planets to the ground in a matter of minutes.
I also personally believe that wash has the most military experience out of all the freelancers right behind florida, wyoming, and maine (who I hc as a spartan iii). we know that wash did his basic training in the leonis minoris system (a canonical halo system) and that system had two of the three planets glassed by the covenant in 2537, and wash directly references these events in the washed hands interview in the fan guide and the way he says it implies that he likely completed his basic training that same year. now I have some grievances with the timeline given in the book when it comes to the events depicted in the freelancer saga because it's just kinda weird, but everything prior to that bit is actually fine (though I hate the way that they decide to number the timeline lmao).
now in halo canon the human/covenant war ended in 2552, and according to the timeline in the rvb fan guide that was 1 year after alpha was sent to blood gulch. project freelancer is first cleared for funding 7 years BBG (before blood gulch), and recruits the 50 freelancers 5 years BBG. doing some math we can determine that pfl was cleared for funding in the year 2544, and the freelancers are recruited for pfl in 2546. so assuming wash finished his basic training in 2537 that would mean that he was in the military for 9 years before he joined pfl, and while wash is addressed as a corporal (e-4) in the washed hands interview he was most likely demoted to that after he was court martialed, and he was possibly going to be dishonorably discharged from the military because of his disorderly conduct.
using the current standards used by the us marine corps when it comes to rank progression, wash was most likely a sergeant (e-5) who was very close to being promoted to a staff sergeant (e-6). wash as a sergeant would've essentially been the assistant manager/co-leader of the platoon he was in while his staff sergeant was the manager/leader, and that would explain why he was able to even get into an argument with his CO in the first place. I believe wash held a similar position in pfl, as it's kind of implied that he did some management stuff in pfl (talking with internals/upper brass, him feeling comfortable with openly questioning carolina about whether york should be allowed on the sarcophagus heist, and of course he shows the ability to direct and somewhat lead south in recovery one, and him leading church, caboose, and the reds in s6, and him taking charge of the meta in s8).
even if wash wasn't a sergeant as a corporal he would've been in a position to be the leader of a fire team, so basically wash isn't some rookie who had no clue wtf he was doing as many in the fandom like to characterize him; he is an experienced and battle hardened soldier by the time he joins pfl no matter how you look at it.
to put all of that into context, carolina is born 29 years BBG, which would be 2522. so during pfl she's in the 24-28 range and she wouldn't have joined the military until 2540. I actually personally head canon that wash is the same age as carolina, but that he illegally enlisted at 15 because of a crappy home life, but ignoring my head canon and assuming that he joined the military at 18 instead, he would've been born in 2519.
#red vs blue#agent washington#project freelancer#mine#this was supposed to be a sort of compare/contrast between wash and ct cqc styles but i got sidetracked so now it's just#'wash isn't a uwu woobie baby' The EssayTM#i did start a remake of my version of the rvb timeline that's more in accordance w halo canon vs numbers characters have said in show#like i sat in the post the timeline revolving around the events of s9 and s10 is so wack. like pfl was falling apart from the very beginning#which just. doesnāt make sense to me#alt title of this post is 'just bc wash doesn't fight like an anime character like SOME PPL doesn't mean he sucks' lmao#wash saying he's the worst freelancer in s11 is a big fat lie bro just has some self esteem issues bc he was always treated as the butt of#some really fucked up jokes in pfl. like characters being assholes is rvb's whole thing but i feel like wash got singled out a bit#the episodes about the triplets in s14 only further prove my theory#anyway pls enjoy this post!#rvb
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Did a Gravity Falls rewatch and now I'm doing an Owl House rewatch and it will never stop being funny to me that Eda is a-step-to-the-left-of-true-canon canonically Stan's ex-wife. Like. That's hilarious.
#these two shows + amphibia all taking place on the same earth in a canonical multiverse is so funny to me#like. the same planet got hit with a weirdness apocalypse + an amphibian invasion of LA + an asshole of a goopy puritan man returning#and then leaving again (and severely traumatizing a couple of teenagers) in the span of like. a decade and a bit#thats FUNNY#beans rambles
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small yuri doodle to keep yāall fed LOL
i used my regretevator redesigns for this, thatās why they look different!
#regretevator#regretevator party noob#party noob regretevator#poob regretevator#regretevator poob#party noob#poob#regretevator pest#pest regretevator#partybeetle#yuri#doodle#art#artists on tumblr#i dont see partybeetle EVER happening in canon but i can definitely see it in this au#instead of being just an asshole in this pest is just kinda really awkward and barely speaks english#theyāre also still a little bit of an asshole tho#and a klepto#ANYWAY#poob is the same except less annoying#poob is still annoying though because they have to be#its the principle of the thing#so yeah i think theyād get along interestingly in my au#theyāre so butch4butch for real#lemme know if you wanna know more about their relationship and shit cuz i got IDEAS#also BAAAALDDD PEST YOURE BAAAALLLD HAHA!!!!#maya's regretevator redesigns
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I think priest au hinata working at an auto shop is good... similarly: consider him working at one of those farm supply stores as a stocker or something. Close enough to farm work and also would give him a reason to be beefy heh. Maybe he got a job there by his relation to someone else, his parents, idk.... small town shenanigans. It is also probably a really homophobic environment with all the religious farmers coming in for seed or tractor components... perfect place for the tragic woobie to be more tortured and repressed š¤
oh thatās actually really tempting bc i imagine he eventually gets into gardening (both bc i like miceās idea of him tending to the churchās flowerbeds and bc i like gardener!hajime in general). and he can buy his seeds from thereā¦.
some farmer from the next town over sees him browsing flower seeds and asks if heās āsome sort of faggotā in that āiām-serious-but-if-you-get-offended-iāll-pretend-i-was-jokingā way and it fucks with him for the rest of the week. heās like āhow did he Knowā¦.. DID he know ???ā
#ask#plum#priest au#yeah i think farm supply store is canon nowā¦. seems like heād work in a place like that#thereās smth very satisfying in making hajime a victim of intense casual homophobia#i think itās giving me an outlet for my anger at asshole kids i overheard in public school#itās very freeing. every time someone calls hajime a slur i feel a bit more at peace with myself#hashtag healing <333 i was actually lucky and never directly bullied for being gay but environmental stuff still sucks ass so <3333
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Doodle I was bored.
#hazbin hotel#art#doodle#hazbin hotel art#adam hazbin hotel#I only like him bc his design is cool as shit I actually like it#tbh#heās a bit of an asshole#when it comes with his personality and how he acts Iām a bit like āfuck the canonā#and I mean I also like Alex Brightman#im slempy
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Transitus Comic Studies
These were meant to be colored but alas. Faulty art supplies. Still like these sketches though! Theyāre lifted from the OG comic book. The idea was to only use direct poses and scenes from the source material and try to infuse some more productive character design into them.
Focus on status of a given character (and changes in it) and some stronger air of historical reference, kept as far away from my own personal head canons of the characters and their backstories as possible.
Really had fun with these. Great figure practice āļø
#ayreon#transitus#art#tldr of the essay these came with that ill never post:#Danielās character is extremely static and he never develops#him looking more and more middle class looking the further he strays from his family and home could help that along a bit#Abby is hypersexualized to no justifiable end and it makes her horrifying story arc a lot harder to take seriously#the progressive loss of structure in her funeral dress could mirror her mental state in act II and have a parallel with Daniel in Act I#Henry is well designed but heās not communicating the type of asshole that he actually is#hes manipulative and careful and purposefully physically removed from the awful shit he does#heās obsessed with upholding his own and by extension his familyās reputation and thus has the most incentive to look pristine + respectabl#also too hats arenāt worn indoors thatās like a basic etiquette thing#Lavinia is a downright racial stereotype in an album telling you not to judge people by that sort of thing#in addition she drags every other characterās writing down with her nonsense motivations and gimmicks#at the very least take away the g*psy persona#Abrahamā¦doesnāt have enough canon info to get any sort of informed design in there#but the belt he has in the comic wasnāt invented until the 1920s#it wouldnāt have killed Arjen to add a location for this story either#sketch#character design#character study#1880s#Victorian era#gilded age#belle Ć©poque#historical fashion#concept album#rock opera#arjen lucassen
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If i cared about yuna more i would write outsider povs from random people she helped who see her often, but i dont really want to make up like 10 personalities for that. Yuna can continue existing as that weird guy in town
#kbrambles#the novels do it for me anyway so i dont really need to#itās mainly finaās family and that adventurer who admires her#probably some of the other kids#i think maricks shouldve stayed a hater but that would make him a bit of an asshole#everyone thinks he just hates women#i only care about the students other than the main characters in kb#i like the teilia too but once again i need to make up personalities#would kb be good if the characters had substance other than being good and evil#i havent finished rereading the second novel and i should get to that#but i also dont care#but i need to know canon yunaā¦.
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hiii! Just wanted to let u know that I love ur drawings sm! Also could u draw some more of fughllard or do some head canons abt them? I just love them sm and there's literally no content for them ;-;
Thank you so much!!! I am avoiding doing college work (and sleeping) so of course I will give some headcanons š (yes Iām going to sleep after this)
Hugh fell first for both of them. When he met Fiona, it was love at first sight, but after a few decades of knowing Millard he started getting feelings. Millard was surprised, but wasnāt against the idea, and Fiona was fine with anything really.
They all learned BSL for Fiona and are all fluent in it. They use it to talk shit about the other kids in front of them. Millard now keeps a pair of gloves in his pocket.
These three are the worst gossips of the entire house. If one of them knows something, the other two do, and then everyone knows it. They donāt do rumors, but they cannot and will not keep secrets.
Millard apologized for what he said about Fiona in the later books off screen, probably when Jacob was running away from home for the twentieth time. He got with Hugh and Fiona DECADES after the series ends because Hugh absolutely refused to let go of that grudge, and rightfully so. Fiona never really knew the full extent of it all, but she was still hurt by how quickly Millard was willing to abandon her. Since then though, heās been working to make up for it.
The three of them are the first to notice Enochās crush on Horace. Naturally, word gets around to everyone but Horace himself, but that doesnāt stop Hugh from relentlessly teasing Enoch about it.
If you canāt find them, theyāre probably off in the forest somewhere. Millard likes to climb the trees to read peacefully, and Hugh and Fiona use Fionaās peculiarity to find him and bug him. They find it very funny.
All in all, after everythingās sorted out with how much of a dick Millard was about Fiona being missing (I will never not be mad about that), the three have a surprisingly functional relationship. They can most often be found on a couch or in the grass outside, arms around each other, cuddled up without a care in the world. ššš©µ
#mphfpc#hugh apiston#millard nullings#fiona frauenfeld#fughllard#i hope you like these! itās one in the morning rn and also i tried to find ways it would work canonically#but because SOMEONE decided to be an ASSHOLE for a little bit#you can see where i would have a hard time believing hugh would ever speak to him again#i like to think they do become close again though#i quite like fughllard itās a really cute ship#dragonās headcanons#dragonās doodles
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