#birthday trip with the boys!

[bunny584]

hi honey 🫶🏼🫶🏼 im wondering, how does h&h satosugu celebrate buns birthday? Its almost my bday pretty soon nd ive been thinking about them alot hshhshshs

Omg I LOVE this ask baby 🩷 you guys are making me want to do little side one offs for my headcannons that I couldn’t squeeze into H&H main because the story would be 500 chapters long and nobody has time to read all that.

Alright love, let’s talk about what the boys did for your birthday!

They chartered a PJ to..KAUAI !!!!!!

They have a villa on the island that they’ve used for getaways or hideouts (whichever you prefer) after job assignments. It’s completely off the grid, self sufficient. The grounds keeper maintains a very luscious garden with all the fruits and veggies you can imagine. Otherwise there’s zero connection to the outside world. It’s as private as you can imagine and by design.

Satoru, being the fiend he is, made you cockwarm him for half of the flight while you worked on your thesis. Everytime he got the sense that you were getting distracted or clamping down on him he’d whisper “what’s wrong, princess? Keep going. You have work to do.” As if his 10 inch lead pipe wasn’t rearranging your guts.

Suguru, watched intently the whole time. Snickering to himself. Not recognizing in the moment that he wanted to take you both at 30,000 feet cruising altitude. He just palmed at himself watching Satoru ruin you.

When you landed one of those Land Rover jeeps without windows pulled up to take you to the villa. The boys packed for you (I.e. bought a new wardrobe for the trip) and made you change before heading to their home. And you were MORTIFIED at the outfit they made you wear — tiny little daisy dukes and the world’s skimpiest fucking bikini top that covered maybe half of your nipples.

You could’ve killed them both. And they were being so crude during the car ride home. Suguru definitely chose the rockiest/steepest terrain to the villa to watch you nearly snap your bikini top. One hand was basically in your cunt the whole ride home. Satoru was shamelessly jerking off and whispering sinful shit in your ear.

You spent more time in the ocean and in the air then you did on your feet the whole time. Suguru took you sailing and scuba diving. He’s obsessed with how you look when the salt water dries in your hair and you’re sun kissed and sun tired. He made love to you in the forest, on the boat, he would’ve underwater if he could.

Satoru took you zip lining and wake surfing. And hiking to some of the highest peaks of the volcanoes. As you can imagine — he fucked you silly on every surface he could find. This is the trip that got you pregnant, thanks to your blue eyed lover.

All of your meals were made from your garden and catches at sea. You whispered secrets from dusk till dawn and you fell deeper in love with the dangerous men who call you theirs.

I hope you enjoyed your birthday 🩵🩷

[lil-grem-draws]

Cyrus and Elland de Strontium

Happy Birthdays to my boys!

° Cyrus: 28th September

° Elland: 30th September

They migrated to Hogwarts Legacy from D&D, and despite how rough the transition was (more peaceful HL times made them lose some key traits in the process of making them younger) I am happy where they are now.

Elland doesn't usually celebrate his birthday separately: Cyrus loves big parties and causing mischief at those parties, so Elland joins in. Partially because it makes Cyrus really happy, partially to stop his brother from causing too much collateral damage. Not to mention that Els is more reserved when it comes to celebrating who he is. If any party happens on his behalf, it's because somebody like Will keeps pestering him with big puppy eyes Elland can't say no to.

[syncopatedid]

Thinking out loud, but been noticing that KyoAni puts out new birthday art/merch of the Free! boys rather faithfully every year, but I'm starting to think: what if every year they intentionally fashion their official birthday portraits to be just that little bit older? Are we watching our boys grow up in real time now? Mind is blown.

[windsweptinred]

OK I had to do these for Corinthiel cause they're the pinnacle of crack prompts.  

who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching 

Well, since Danny has every streaming service living rent free in his mind, it's got to be Cori. You've got to have all the modern luxuries when out doing your Lord's bidding in the Waking, including the best streaming has to offer. His watch list is full of the usual you would expect for THE nightmare paramount. A chocolate box of horrors so psychology damaging, one wonders who or what the director had to fuck to get it green lit. His suggestions however, are curiously dominated by the suspiciously twee likes of the ‘The Great British Sewing Bee’ and the ‘The Secret Life of Cats.’ He blames Ruin… Everyone knows it's not Ruin.

who snores

Daniel, oh yes, perfect little princess face Danny boy with all the grace, poise and finesse of an expert geisha… Snores like an alcoholic sailor with severe sleep apnea when he's out. That ‘unique’ laugh of Morpheus's had to go somewhere. And it chose make a new home for itself in Danny's nasal passages. Eldritch horrors live in fear of hearing it, demons tell stories of it in hushed, reverant tones. It's the most horrific sound to ever take form. Cori adores it. 

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off 

Wait, you think Cori's phone blasting ‘Pour some sugar on me’ while his phone  flashes a salacious lockscreen photo of Daniel, isn't meticulously planned? For his own delight and everyone else's discomfort? He's purposely arranged callbacks from sales companies, just so he can stand there like a smug git while a Jpeg Lord of the Dreaming flashes his sugar tits. He's done it with Constantine, Hob, the archangel Michael… That one time with Destiny. He doesn't talk about that though… 

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance 

If by top bunk you mean the finely sculpted pectorals of one blonde nightmare.. It's an all out war between Danny and Madison about who gets to curl up and purr themselves into oblivion. Trust me, those catfights gets naaasty! They're the closest thing the Dreaming has to bloodsports. Trauma for the eyes in a flurry of white hair. 

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other 

Matthew once spent a month making Mervyn hit a piano repetitively with a heavy duty chain whip to get them out of their bed chamber. Does that count? Would you want to face an enraged librarian on the warpath because their peace has been heinously disturbed? Well neither did they. It was the only way to get them to put their pants on. 

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal 

Well, since Cori is the accomplished male wife he is, I'm going to say with no canonical proof ( but we all know it's true) his skills in the culinary arts could make Gordon Ramsey renounce swearing in euphoria. And Daniel should be able to pull from an encyclopedic dreamer knowledge of this stuff. So… Ruin did it. How did Ruin set fire to the deep fat fryer when making a romantic icecream  sundae for his Lord and mentor in all things night terrors? Well, let me tell you, he has a particular set of skills! 

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

FACT: joel and mike touched tips ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[justshahrukhkhan]

[gaminegay]

I FINALLYYYYYYY made time to go to the gym let's get LIMBER AND SWEATY

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

the downside to being a sitcom neighbour sort of person is that when rough things happen and emotionally fuck u up a lil bit, it also sounds completely made up

[omppupiiras]

some low quality photos

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Heads up!

Today (13th), until around late Tuesday (15th) or Wednesday (16th), I will not have cell service/the service I do have will be spotty at best.

So, other than queued posts, I will not be active on Tumblr. Sorry for the absence, lol.

[compacflt]

no like i respect the fact that he’s so dedicated to his own unhappiness that he becomes the worlds most unreliable narrator, however, if per se i had him hooked up to a polygraph machine on an electric chair and asked him to recount every detail from venice he could possibly remember…….what do you think he’d say

Diary of RDML Tom Kazansky 1 February 2002:

VENICE, ITA: 0900: Scheduled phone call with Dept. of Commerce Defense Security Cooperation Agency (DSCA) Deputy Director later today to discuss Foreign Military Sales program financing for the possible U.S.-Swiss F/A-18C sale.

0945: Spoke to Swiss US Export-Import Bank representative over the phone. All systems go.

1030: Reviewed Boeing-McDonnell F/A-18C fact sheet & identified points of Swiss Air Force strategic interest to push at tomorrow’s trilateral summit. Of particular note: high maneuverability at speed & long F-18 history of maintenance intercapabilities, suggesting future SWZ-US A/D industry partnership.

1215: Lunch with ITA Navy Adm. Lambretti & SWZ Asst. Deputy Minister of Defense Leipheimer. Discussed: coalition movements in Afghanistan, ongoing 9/11 relief & recovery efforts and ways allies can continue to help, SWZ tax credit for American investment.

1430: Spoke to US DOD Undersecretary for Policy (Acquisition) re: recent clarification of DOD acquisition policy. Received invitation to attend next year’s IARPA conference. Will consult with OJCS J4 leadership.

1500: Spoke with USN CDR Ron Kerner. Wished me a happy birthday.

1600: Preparatory staff meeting ahead of tomorrow’s summit.

1630: Spoke with Dept. of Commerce DSCA Deputy Director re: FMS financing. Inconclusive.

1900: Dinner with USN CDR Pete Mitchell who arrived in town today to speak at Thursday’s moderated discussion of the F/A-18C platform. He is staying till Saturday. Discussed future of Navy Fighter Weapons School & details of his presentation to be given Thurs. Stressed his adversary F-16 angle & asked him to consider putting together a future talk about F-18 evasive tactics and the concept of a joint multilateral US aerial combat training program (like NFWS) to bolster our allies’ expertise on US platforms. He did not like this idea. Scheduled follow-up dinners tomorrow (Wed 2 Feb) and Thurs (3 Feb) to continue our discussion. Will have lunch with him tomorrow as well. Due to an unfortunate scheduling error tonight’s dinner will be billed as dinner with SWZ Asst. Deputy Minister of Defense Leipheimer. DOD will likely compensate anyway.

(End)

[bearbearhems]

Soooo….guess what today is 🥳

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Wagging my tail like crazy rn, cause tomorrow morning I'm going back home which means that tomorrow evening I will meet my baby kitten that we adopted while I was gone, and I will be able to see my bestie. Going insane. Woof

[ruinlost]

Happy Birthday Taiyang!! 3/12

"I woke up today to the biggest breakfast mama and big bro row have ever made!!,and were gonna be taking a small trip to chenyu vale today!-mama said she said for my first small adventure and big brother row gave me a map for us to follow and a treasure to find..so im excited!!-also I think I got a bit taller too!!"

[farfromstrange]

bad news, i might be experiencing a bad case of writer’s block

good news, my plane for london leaves first thing in the morning. it might offer me some inspiration. i packed my laptop, just in case.

london always seems to heal any block that might arise in my head. can’t wait. so excited but also anxious but mostly excited. AHHH!

going to the land of my people (charlie cox, harry styles, andrew garfield, joseph quinn, jamie bower…) there’s just a lot of them, honestly. i have a thing for hot british men. maybe i’ll meet one, who knows. fingers crossed!

[daxhalfawake]

It's my birthday ✨

Have an obligatory road trip Buc-ee's selfie and if you wanna contribute to the birthday treats today (i.e my mint shake) my CA is $wormlust ;)