#bill x edward

[fandom-friday]

Hiya :)

My submission this week is a fic in the Band of Brothers fandom, which is my latest obsession ^^

It's called somebody’s made to face the changes, somebody’s built to last by Michaud/ @vivathewilddog (if they're still that on Tumblr 🤔) and it's a Bill Guarnere/Babe Heffron friends to lovers fic that is very sweet and imo really well characterized^^

It's nsfw and also a gem for a niche pairing^^

I may not know much about Band of Brothers, but I do know I love a good rare pair every now and then. And friends to lovers? YES. INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS. The summary is so cute and floofy and I LIVE FOR IT! Thanks so much for sending this in!

Participate in Fandom Friday to show your favorite creators from this week some love! :)

[bingbing42069]

Gonna repost it here too

[itswhatyougive]

Say what you will about Stede Bonnet, but he is in demand. Blackbeard can't stop touching the stiddies, Prince Ricky gave him the eye at Spanish Jackie's, Anne Bonny climbed in his lap to kiss him sloppy, Hellkat Maggie was giggling and kicking her feet, even Izzy Hands slapped his ass and copped a feel of his thigh.

Ed was right. Everyone DOES want a piece of the Gentleman Pirate

[antigonenikk]

What it would actually be like to date various HBOWAR men (modern au):

by me and @guarnerepdf

Speirs:

-is a cokehead finance bro

-you wake up in the middle of the night to him watching you sleep with no explanation given, just an eery smile

-is gaslighting you for purposes unknown (moving your furniture one inch to the left etc)

-buys you the fucking tackiest expensive jewelry and designer clothes as random gifts but half of it is fake

-you justify staying because he takes you to NOBU but you’re afraid to google him

-malarkey keeps telling you he's a serial killer but he has such beautiful hair

-lipton keeps handing you domestic violence brochures when he thinks no one is looking. you throw them away because you want that fucking ugly gucci belt! and the staring is sort of charming after a while

-possibly has a secret child that he is hiding from you. you're not sure.

-the first time you have sex he chokes you without asking and is confused when you get mad at him over it.

-does coke while eating dry fruit loops cereal in the morning. somehow looks hot while doing it.

Liebgott and Webster:

-challengers level toxic throuple, these two come as a pair!

-liebgott is xanned out so badly on the regular that he does not remember the last time he washed his hands.

-lieb met bill and toye in rehab and now all his friends are undergrads even though he's going on thirty.

-lieb won't kiss you in the morning "goddamn it woman, brush your teeth" but will kiss webster no problem!

-lieb likes webster more, but web likes you more because you don't call him slurs and you let him rant to you about sharks.

-you and web unionize at some point to get liebgott back into rehab. when he's gone you realize your relationship is 200 million times healthier but also extremely boring. you take him back the minute he releases himself AMA.

-lieb cannot figure out how to work tiktok, meanwhile webster has 100k subscribers on youtube and does grwm story time videos.

-you once had to be driven home by babe from the gas station after lieb kicked you out of the car. the fight was because he didn't believe you when you said you were allergic to gluten. babe lets you play cinnamon girl by lana del rey on the way home.

-lieb keeps trying to weaponize therapy language against you, 'baby you're fucking gaslighting me!' webster just makes it worse when he tries to explain what the terms actually mean.

Bill:

-you start dating Bill after he steals you away from Babe. Babe was nice, but you got the ick immediately after realizing he's not the leader of the friend group.

-bill sends you disgusting dick pics with extremely poor lighting. you can see his bottle of lotion in the background.

-you think it's sweet that he brings flowers when you go out until you realize they're stolen from the neighbor's flowerbed.

-you have an extremely lavish jersey shore wedding that culminates in a horrible fight when he shoves cake in your face ruining your 400 dollar makeup (that you paid for) and your 2000 dollar dress (that you paid for). during your vows babe has to hold himself back from saying something when the priest asks if there are any objections.

-DIRTY fingernails! does not wash his hands. gives you a UTI but doesn't understand that it's his fault.

-Doesn't cheat but is always on the brink of it.

-Follows multiple swimsuit models on Insta, claims it's okay because 'sweetheart, listen, it's all on the screen!'

-Is so cheap he refuses to pay for extra sugar for your coffee, 'you've had it bitter before, babe.' you are ready to murder him. takes you to chili's and acts like it's a michelin star restaurant.

Talbert:

-cheats on you immediately. within the first week.

-sends you anonymous texts to get STD tested, too scared to actually go to the clinic but is certain he's dying of syphilis.

-cries to lip for an hour when you leave him for speirs.

Gale Cleven:

-'sweetheart. are you really gonna wear that out to dinner? it's a bit...well... risque.'

-accuses you of being an alchoholic every time you drink, but Bucky has done four Jeagerbombs tonight and isn't getting any lectures. Also. Why is Bucky with you two on your date night?

-is straight but keeps stringing Bucky along because he reminds him of his father and for narcissism reasons.

-marge messages you on facebook to warn you about him, and also to sell you on her new MLM scheme.

-bucky keeps giving you mean little grins as he hangs off your man....you are very close to murdering him.

-you finally leave him after he calls you daddy in bed. not mommy. but daddy.

Bucky:

-gives you chlamidya three weeks into dating. gaslights you into thinking you got it from sitting on a public toilet seat.

-drives drunk while you're in the passenger seat, goes above 90 and almost kills the both of you.

-is in love with gale and you both know it but refuses to talk about it.

-laughs when you start crying over your new STD diagnosis.

-is the worst boyfriend in the entire world. do not date this man!

Leckie:

-cheats on you with vera, but has a jealous meltdown everytime you talk to hoosier at house parties. you were literally just asking the man for a lighter.

-hoosier is stirring shit up for shits and giggles. he keeps liking your thirst trap insta photos, commenting 'photo cred'

-cries when you confront him about cheating. writes a poem to you about how badly hurt he was by the whole situation. says he only did it because that's how he was raised! no one taught him how to love properly!!

-exploits his family trauma at any given opportunity, shameless about it

-writes you sweet yet cringy love poems

-chuckler keeps trying to warn you but is so awkward about it that you just end up super confused

-blows up the minute you try and critique his writing

-tells you you're acting 'just like you're mother!' during arguments

-eventually you break up because you cheat on him with hoosier and he cheats on you again with vera

Hoosier:

-completely emotionally unavailable

-laughs at you in the middle of a fight, then when you storm out he stares at the wall for four hours straight. no blinking. no moving.

-goes to chuckler thinking he's dying because he has a 'weird feeling in his stomach.' the feeling is literally just a crush.

-catches leckie flirting with you. doesn't cause a scene but DOES immediately cheat on you as a retaliatory action. has no idea why you're mad about it.

-determined to hurt you before you hurt him.

-somehow makes you think you're in the wrong due to the sheer FORCE of his conviction that it was okay for him to cheat on you.

-you two break up but get back together after having a baby. the baby is possibly not hoosier's but he's a genuinely good father. (the baby very obviously has leckie's face. no one is fooled.)

-during your wedding ceremony leckie has to be thrown out after making the worst best man speech of all time.

-parent teacher conferences are a nightmare because your child is biting the other kids and is failing all her classes. hoosier blames you for not helping her with her homework. you all go out to souplantation afterwards and he keeps dropping barbs about you being a dumbass.

-the two of you stay married for 40 beautiful years before dying of old age. within those 40 years you separate and get back together a total of 5 times. leckie somehow outlives you both.

Luz:

-is sweet and lovely and handsome and makes you laugh a lot but

-you're banned from six movie theatres, three bars, the pier, disneyland, and a froyo shop

-you don't even LIKE froyo but the fact that you can't fucking go there anymore is driving you up the wall

-you got kicked out of disneyland because he got into a fistfight with donald duck

-his mother HATES you. she is the ultimate boy mom. they are constantly talking about you in Portuguese behind your back. she wears white to your wedding.

-cannot go grocery shopping because he's stopped every five feet by some old acquaintance. you have no idea how he knows any of these people!

Eugene:

-you're his beard but he doesn't know it

-is the ideal gay boyfriend/husband

-buys you flowers and takes you out on beautiful dates. cringes when you try to kiss him

-everything would be PERFECT except snafu keeps creating dummy accounts to harass you, drives by your house at all hours of the night, and you're pretty sure he's planning to SWAT you.

-eugene has no idea why you hate snafu? he's such a sweet guy!

Babe:

-you're a bit embarrassed to tell your friends you're dating him....he's sweet but just so dorky

-almost puked on you after taking a dab at bill's house. you had to comfort him for ten minutes

-long suffering angel who you cheat on because you know he's just too good for you.... better to hurt him before he leaves you first!

-is popular on tiktok somehow. you have no idea how this happened but it did

[ikoarts]

Gee, twins, how come you get TWO dads?!?!

They're married btw, nothing can convince me otherwise

[sweetteaandpie]

spaceparents are celebrating their 20th anniversary on earth.

[inkedhorror]

another ms paint dump be upon ye Also featuring a fuckass drawing of me and @over-dvse (hi)

ps please don't follow me for dreamswap honestly i don't remember anything about it and i'd like to keep it that way. i'm literally just a lesbian who likes crystal's design an abnormal amount

[sandgambler]

more ttte ponies let’s go!!! Here we have Boco who is a lil donkey, and then bill and ben ig

idk man ponies are easy to draw

plus a bonus Edward pony:

[dragons-and-magic]

Listen, I know Bill, Ben, Boco, and Edward are a cute little family and everything, but nobody seems to remember that Thomas was basically Edward's first kid!

What I'm saying is, I need more of Thomas being Bill and Ben's tired but just as cheeky big brother.

I need Thomas getting used to Boco and accepting him as a pseudo step father.

I need Thomas offering to baby sit the twins while Boco and Edward enjoy a date night.

I need Thomas to be included in this little family. The dynamics would be gold.

[stanshika]

loving the idea of bill and spina becoming besties because they see gene and babe and they’re like omg these guys are idiots.

spina notices that gene spends extra time checking up on babe and that heffron has become babe at some point. it’s not that hard to put together after that. bill notices a little slower, babe has always been a social person but there was something different about the way babe treated doc. it clicks when he sees the way babe becomes frantic after a shelling and no one had seen doc. (bill had found them later, curled up next to each other. babe was holding doc’s face in his hands and kept telling doc that he wasn’t allowed to do that and that he had to promise to stay safe. bill left as quickly as he arrived but he caught doc’s fond smile right before he left.) but it’s ridiculous because the two of them haven’t even noticed that they like each other and bill keeps watching them do ridiculously sapping stuff and of course he rolls his eyes and that’s when he notices spina scoffing too. and that’s how they become besties—it wasn’t that hard in the first place. spina was from south philly so of course he already liked bill. the two of them end up shooting looks at each other when they see babe and gene do anything and they can’t help but laugh like it’s their little inside joke—which it totally is. when babe and gene finally get together, spina and bill still end up shooting looks at each other just now it’s whenever the two of them do anything couplely which really isn’t that different from before.

[tampire]

I love you berry much

[unpopularvivian]

Stupid Ttte Memes Part 2:

[fracktastic]

Posted this painting before, but...

...I got it signed.

Mary Mcdonnell complimented my painting. And while she was probably just being polite, it was still neat.

You may now go about your evening.

[bazingerrr]

Edward Nashton buys me bill cipher earrings for Christmas, Bill cipher teases me about rewatching all the scenes with the spot from atsv, Johnathon ohnn listens to me talk about all of the riddler appearances in btas, peace and love on the planet earth

[ask-ttte-dragons]

Hey Thomas, how did you meet Ashima? What were your thoughts when you saw her? This question is also extended to the other couples who want to share. I love hearing stories on how couples meet each other.

Thomas: Oh, I met her at the Game Of Worlds! It's like the Olympics, but for dragons! Clans come from all around the world to compete! I'll admit, I wasn't happy to see her then. I was feeling pretty unconfident in myself. And seeing someone so pretty and amazing made feel a little jealous. *Blushes* And, it didn't help that I was kinda crushing on her... Ahem! Anyways, after everything we've been through at the games and afterwards, we're very close. She helped me see so much about the world and myself I didn't even notice.

Right now she's back in India. But we write plenty of letters back and forth. And we visit when we can. I hope I can meet up again soon.💕

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Toby: I met Henrietta, while I was out in the forest on day. I didn't think the day could get anymore beautiful until I saw her standing in the sunlight.💖

Henrietta: You forgot to mention that you were getting chased by a farmer and his dog for stealing vegetables from his barn.😏

Toby: *laughs sheepishly* Oh, yeah. I forgot about that part.

Henrietta: *chuckles* We both had to hide in a tree until he passed by. We started talking and decided we liked each other. And we've been in love every since.💕

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Edward: I met Boco while on a special mission in the Iron Hide Clan's kingdom. And well, *blushing* when I first saw him, I thought he looked quite handsome.💕

Boco: *Also blushing* Heh, I thought the same actually. And that you seemed very kind and gentle. I thought you were wonderful the moment I saw you.💖

Edward: O-oh...💖

Bill: Ugh, guys?! Right in front of us?!

Ben: Our dads are gross.😒

[kenora-pizza]

TTTE x Genshin Impact

Alright. So. Genshin Impact is easily one of my favourite games (if that wasn’t obvious already lol). I love the exploration aspect, the music and the lore go hard and the characters and the regions they inhabit are visually stunning. So naturally, I’ve been playing with the idea of a TTTE x Genshin Impact AU. I haven’t got much, just a list of some possible Vision/Weapon combos, in this post, a concept which uses the Caledonian twins in a sorta “dual DPS” configuration (I’m STILL mildly peeved that the actual twins in Genshin, Lyney and Lynette, don’t have kits that sync up), and some other kit fragments for the other engines which I might include in a later post.

Vision/weapon combos

Thomas: no element / sword (male mc)

Edward: Anemo / sword

Henry: Anemo / bow

Gordon: Geo / claymore

James: Cryo / catalyst

Percy: Dendro / bow

Toby: Geo / polearm

Duck: Electro / sword

Donald: Pyro / claymore

Douglas: Hydro / polearm

Oliver: Pyro / polearm

Emily: Dendro/ sword

Rosie: Pyro / sword

Mavis: no element / sword (female mc)

Lady: Unknown God / Sustainer of Heavenly Principles

One thing I can see in this AU is Bill and Ben possessing and resonating with a single Vision……but nobody, including themselves, knows which twin it actually belongs to, since both of them were present when it appeared. It is a constant source of conflict between the two of them, and any and all fights over it end with Edward or Boco confiscating it before the twins can explode each other or cause serious damage. Just like popping it on top of the fridge where the gremlins can’t reach 🤣

A friend of mine, who goes by feather902 on TikTok, also has a TTTE x Genshin Impact AU (she calls it Engine Impact). And she’s drawn some really cool signature weapons for her Vision/weapon headcanons. Go check her out, they’re really cool!